“1 love the ground you This was the tale Le tod, Ther [ived np by the Ki ti the groged was al Washington Sor Had One Willig Raz, Boating deln” Ps—Our yacht, my whirago News, Bill -He's got a good squares hea i shoulders. Jii--Rart of a hoilow square, fsa't Yonkers Statesman. Artist How mach do yoo thing toa pieiare is worth? fdea of the cost of artivig Uptro-brare. Simmons Daw't ron think pociry is dechinivg? Timmons lt isnt declining 80 mach as bein “Judlanzpo lis Journni. Nell-Mr. Stillicox is for a man. Pelle-Well wouldn't goeept an apology il Boston Traveler She-Yes, ther say there's x fool every famiir. Er--well, you see, Tm the only ber of the family — Piek-Me Up, Mistress of the House My good did vou ever take x bath? Tran No, mum: 1 never took anything big ger'n a silver teapot —Til-Bits, Most Probable Penelope And wha fo you think? Marie writes me ths Visihtor-1 have ng - oc co dps uO BPOIngE Tig ¥ 2 bake win Iwenr't your 1HIGK #02 the sount has at last expressed his Jovi Ethel-Hmi--C, 0. Iv, I sup | to her. pose Puck. Too High Mrs Poeticus— think my new hat is a poem’? Poeticm —No. Mrs. Poeticus— Why not? Poet eus—Oh, I'm merely judging by iu price. — Truth. Teacher— But can't rou define "Ni eyele” Ruppose some one asked 301 what a beyele is, what would you say. Pupil—1'd say, “Don’t you know what bicycle is ¥' Puck, “A man powadars”™ said the roung eynical boarder, “who is upright, is 2 Indianapolis Journal “Eaton makes mie tire], bragging o his wife all the time, as he does, yy that all he is b New York Journal puversd fron the flimess which kept | povery is interesting # pow od - msteriaas. it were offered | man Don't yor Bh. “1 should suggest,” said the Cheerful 1diot, “that be was plowd”~ | He owes 10 her” : Do you cali that bragging about her? opm 5 A NAL A oh SS FPS Woman's Fate. From Pe Reeord, Busioell, mn. Wo woman is better abies to speak to other, po parding “woman's fate” than Mrs Jacod wesver, of Bushnell Ii. wife of ex.City Marshal Wesver. She, hal satirely re. her hedfast mach of the time for five or ix vAarS Poet and saws her recnvery ie io that well-known remedy De. Willisss' Piak Pills. Mrs Weaver i» 8ftysix vears old, and has Heed in Pushouell nearly thirty years, Khe is of nnjuesstionalie veracity sod un. Ljemished repatation. Toe story of her re Bie save “f pufiered for Sve or six years with the tronkie that somes to Women at this Um of my lite. Iwas mush wealensd was 23- shies mach af the time to Ao 1eY OWh work, and suffered beyond my power to describes, { was downbearted and melancholy “+1 took many differant medicines, in fart, 1 took medicine ali the time, bat pothing soa to do me say god «1 pead atent Dr Williams Pink File for Pale Peapie and some of my friends gecommendad them hirhiy. I made gp my mind tn try then, J boaght the Spt J rox in March, 1890, and was beoelited from the start, ‘A ox and a hal? sgred me ATH. pieteiy, and I am pow ragged and strong. 1 hare aot bear, bothers] with my troabics since ; I began taking the B09 Weaver. oils “1 have recomended the plils to many women whe ars sufering ax | suffered Ley are ths only thing that helped me ia the trial that comes fo 80 [mAny women at my age.” Mes. JH Weaves Subscribed and sworn to before me this 234 day of Ostoder, A.D, 1597. OC. Bices, Notary Pudi. . When woman is passing beyond ths of motherhood, ft is a orisis in her | Then, if ever, proper sttestins io hygiene should be exercised The sttendant enffer- fogs will disappear and daoyant heath will toliow If Dr. Wiliams’ Pink Pills ars asad. These pills exert a powerful {nfigence ia restoring the system to fis proper condi. tion. They sontain in a condensed form als the slemants necessary to give new Lile and richness to the & $400 for New Wames' The Salzer Seed Co want suitable pames for their 17-inch long corn and White Oat prodigy. You can win this $00 easily. Catalogue ‘ells aii about it. Beed potatoes only $i i0 a barrel Sewn THis Novicr any i Cre rw Stones to Jonn A Falzer Feed Bo La Crosse, seed catalogue and 11 new farm peed samples, including above corn and oats. positively worth 51000 10 get a tart Send to-day, to-day, sir! A A SAS 5 EVERY LIVING ov thine 5 svemtie eA dan tates as wing very Wis, ard pet their great ACS A South American Snake Story. There 4 mare than one wav of Sz tng a snake. Jo Xatal Reuth Afri where (ives the deadly mam TT. a party of 8:7 or sixty hallive boiling a rod. 10 185 oo Wark they cane toa Dug which dwell a large black wall knows to the palizhisring flaps and ous. The superintendent aw! troubles with the rock 33d so be oferad a reward to the Kar that wonld briog Rim the srmike’s xin. For ga me Zove of them dered Take Te atlack, HUT 2 gitm you h fSoaliy saurdtersd forward, and amid the jeers asd protestations of (he pent declared himself aqua To the task. He took fron Gis perl wist look. od Mie a Mt of suriveled ick, chewed tt. swallowed some of It spat 007 the res on Bis hands, amd proceeded to rab his glistening Prown body and Yen's 8 over. Then, tak "z 0p his stick. and chanting a song of defiance, he advanced with great confidence and swagger to the boulder, ware YeoaTa- crated fury at being disturbed bituhim In the lip with great venom. The boy took Do satire of the L714 bat hroke the snake's | hack with bis ick and Drioging hm to his master asked for the reward, oaining which be went bak to Lis work. and the ite of the replies had Go «®ect om Him whstever, No tribe, pot even that of a cow Het. t> than aby go¥l In the eves of a Kafr, woud indnce this nalive To dis close the secre of his antidote, which be said. had been handed dows in bis family for gererations. The snaie was a very loug coe, and #0 old that It had a mane Its a well-known fact (hat nartain of the Zulus have antidotes for the more deadly some prisons, whisk they Preserve 4s a SOCTEl Wilh thelr own families, Cal. Robert se Boot teacher, J Partai maw Just Aiea at Askhtgl aged Wt For 4 years he jived in the Mouse two pled by Ingersoll To Ours A Ooid ia One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Toblem AS Ingersa 4 Surday - Druggiste refund mosey if it fails to cure. Be. o flarmmwortys Rrothe a ———— There be roused ap the mamba, who In great | REGAINED HEALTH. ~ -_~ pr ey 5% Groifying Lov x S80 rr “1 Owe writes ard ate tae ia fe Ginger Mer Trpoie. An umusasl form of nsriay wos = Peg od | does a stimulating ele ! s al i be P fnoaxicate Del, 200 soe Dw Mea an it. Rha ste rocid when 458 ™ itd pain te iad tae WOHNAD has oy 5 For mo Wer rr. Carolan placed . 3 ae * ra tien & ~ aim Ty when a ok ae of gupger way 1oa% 3. a sirbo nat masaniiy fos “ne Fe NSW tumpo of me Opes 8 T08T wR 4 gris eat C300) Lk Sa crak Advert laa aa Thies WaDetance, TH L30es sohetancs Jaown is sud * 0 L 5 rth with ETAT] 3 >, & By in i TRI dhs © SR Bh y bw the sd amar gr Ro ifs, while sitar - WEIR aK the | Tete A Ere Ra and a ww a ae yz appilanoms 51 sey no oand * 33 as beeen Tides ras Ly poplar’ % Daly O03 i SURGE J Tons This ® : We i %er Nae Ha ior Paerwrant fon A 4% that canst bo ones 3 wlmel Lhe and Aoanedaiiv able Us tion mm Ae ho Camiy Bem Weer & Tavis. Waotoa’s Draggiea Toleds §¥y nm Wat ows Brwwaw & Masvix Winlesak i Theda Yaa 3 sre tw taken in ernally, sod Lown % rT Te Fam vy Fis are Ue dal Pits sermanenty coral. No 20s or eevee Lo Avert day's wee a’ Rimes irreal Nerves Hemtorer $3 tris attie and treatise free Ua KH Kiawe Led EE Arod Su. Falla. Pa Won TWinelow'y Roymthicg ay f peeraing. soles the Elms mw Soh. Miars Dain cures wiad colic Lp Rage so Paresh | grocer or paint dealer and do your owa kal amneied tend, made in M45 Send pel width length 78 Inches 1 has goa inget pF lars. TWO nol Dewees Tages aod caps. Tole bed retsi's ot from Sto £ Aare, Boy of the maker snd save the mil Sivrpen's profes Or : . are maint for the ssiking Compiste lines nf Parstture, Draperies, Croekery, Stoves, Refeipere a pe ENSIONS, PATENTS. CLAIMS, = ARBONNE Mann, MORRIS ApS 0 2 FER et SRE ee ALR SAREE, WIRY. Sa, : EF. YIM Tal. ¥ , Be it T.Atrerery at Jaw ard woe fieiter of Parente, MY F wr, Wash. smgien, 3. 4. (afer adedce Salcited 327 Liquor abit cored ig vo MF Sewn So per till g - “ABE” LINCOLN “ '™ PATENT ix’ 3 OW LLY ASS somites of Peesis Wesn DO O TINTS Pur lisse a package of CALGIMA =o somining, 3 This material is rasde on ssientide srinciples by machinery and milled 1a twenty four tints and is saperior to guy ion of (oe and Whit jag that can possibly be made by hanl To a= wixen won Cows Waren SEND FOR SAMPLE (OLOR CARDS aud i yoa cannot purchase this material from your local deciors lel Ws Soa 23d we will pat yoa in the way of oblainiog it THE MURALO CO.. NEW BRIGHTON. S. I. XEW YORK & oR reac iets osc. . “Harker has a little ton much self confidence.” “I'll have to disagres Barker bas too much sense to put ang confidence in anything he hears Limsel say." ~lpdianapolis Journal, : Browne-—1Hd you ever sce a mat iB - es - who really wanted the earth? Towne : : ~Oh, yes. Hrowne-Who was be’ i BI » pers Towne—A first-trip passenger on al ovean liner — Brooklyn Life “You shall be rieh and famous.” sald the fortune-teiler. “Alas cried tn sitter: “then I am undone, For m) dream was 10 devote my life to art” Philadelphia North "American, L “One great troubie wif folks” salt Tocle Eben, “is dat dey's His ter nis take de smalles’ speck on dab serenity for de pint whah patience ceases Yeld be 8 virtue"--Washington Star, Quite Likely.— Brown What would | you do If sowie one should leave you & : hundred thousand dollars? Jones- 1 suppose I'd begin to realize how little 3 hundred thousand really is Truth “Are you a believer in the theory that to the victors belong the spol “hat.” replied Senator Sorghum, “de pends entirely on whether or not 1 am one of the victors" —-Washington Star She—-How would you punctuate the following: “Bank of England notes of varios values were biown along the street by the wind?' Hel think 1 would make a dash afier the botes.~ “Have you written to your niece?” “To Mary? “Yes” “No, I haven't’ Fact 1s, 1 can’t remember bow she spells ber name lately. It's either ‘Marie, Marye or Mairte." Cleveland Plaindealer Watson © Salemss ATtoress a Law and ®ofuisos ; | AF Patests WEF ® O08 OW gels ' eR . ent Bighewt references i a J essai ceed hr wang UH Sr TR M1 bol aentlask of Tile pl leo ete - $n In reply A meng other tonumerous private in- quiries from / its tremen- | dous clien- | ‘tage the “WESTERN Review or Commence’ the scien tific publica- tion having the largest circulation in the west caused to be made a most thor- ough com- parison be. tween all the better class of cy- cles avail. #0 Th in GHRNIATY ERT ABR GSRUD 288 Caivorial Departmen: A A YA WESTERN REVIEW or COMMERCE| rew—_3 = Bradbury Publishing Co., were Abbe 22% DEARDBUSN STREET vii Ur repre. i HAIIVEN BRYE therefore piven jose and crite reat Ww of | leading | 00 C. CARTER. Pram, 7. SRAOERY, Yvemn & FOOTR, Bar'y. & : Cam Chicago, Ter. (53, ans A of ove Lave! Ca . > Lavell Arms Ca. found Sos ton, Young Parenmt—-Come right in, old nan, and have a drink. I'm a happy father, (Nd Parent—No, my boy: I'm much obliged; but 1 can't encourage Jou in your delusions. —Phlladelphis North American. 3 ! Skinny Bill-Do you believe in ghosts? Bloody Mike-Do 17 1 mel one once. Btood right in my path |} “Gee! What did you do” “Jis' kep'| on goin’ and went through him.”-Cin cinnatl Enquirer, “Very wet and sippy under foot thi morning.” “Not particularly. Out where 1 live it's worse than this twelve || ‘months iu the year.” “Where do you | live, if 1 may ask?’ “lu a lighthouse, ~Chicago Tribune. Three different waiters at a hotel asked a prim, precise little professor at | dinner if he world have soup. A little anpoyed, be said 10 the last walter whe || asked the caes lon: “Is it compulsory # “No, sir,” said the waiter. “1 thigk it's mock turtle™ Officer,” shouted an exeited man a Clilcago policeman, "those {lows In that saloon Just stood me on my head and took away every cent 1 hadl “Thim boys at Patsy's,” was the offi § cer's comanent, as he moved on, “was | always great at jokes." Cincinnati Ex i ‘quirer. { Pills—Dozesn hag been expelied from the medical association for advert : contrary to the code. Squilis—-How he advertise?! Pills—Called to lead the prayer meeting the other evening, he : walked vp to the front sand gave out} sakn PF Moss. . Gent lemon: i faer oRlae four esteensd favor of the [Ith {mel 1s hand and camtents poted We thank vou for your kisd words of asprecisiion. We sean lust what ®e say. WA3t Tor carsfel and sciantifio oconstlyride x Courge C. Carter Pres. ™he Paaters Review of Tommer:ce, Chicago. 111 Dear sirs—Tour letter of Fabraary T received Ia reply will ORY 1hat we waa 13 LARK FOU [or ReBe and would alse say thal Laie $6 the first Lime we ever koow of & paper of your class having the tion and real practical value ide Lovell Jiamcad is undoubledly courage to come fight out and slate a fact, and we wast to MF § the Bes: wheel made. !2 our favestigation ve sxamided 37 leading PigNt bere that we @0n't thick Fou Rave made AY Distake, for i ; terested the goods will back Fou 42 i8 the statement. Fe are willing a : makes, and ws Sere satisfied after mast thorough tesls 1Bal we sabes SUM® our Drusimess reputation of over §7 yaars 13at the Lavell renamed.” way gens Dinmond is the Best Dicycie Duiley, not omly {8 his country But es. in any other. Jest as soon AS Tou Lessee the papers wich tnie Artic] F000 sent La ured licited and Urksowns LO us, and wR wore Rind enous to say LN it esild be Fricted and : : . po advertisement, fifties of anything of tre Kim able in open plnased 15 have you send Cs x few } ten vy mail Again thanking you for your Rind letisrs and alenls wisring yao the very best of success, we reSalin Yours poadaciiuliin, market. Pictated 37 3. 5. L ” He ’ Co >» 7 QE L#¥ Boston, Tebruary 11, 135% ” i J wre, anid as nresented be AIeLIS AW were ‘ustified in giving the Pala WO he Considering we were not influenced 18 any way oy financial 00% sideTitione. BOL even farm of advertising parrosnage, Jou may rest aseirsd that the decision eas WnOreudiced. in Whe Wishing you success 12a the coming season, we Are 24 testa and La a ae - - Yours very truiv, -~ — axXamiga tli ons, NE ind —-— = _—_ —-—— HE oo Td Na HD ATDIINOUS As a re. sult of the 4 or expert and ‘the criti- . 3 on BOSTON, "ASS. U. S. A. sar verdict of 2XDNeTIix Was + th Sad avar IMa- i manu. different makes, and - without any | prejudice, this publica- | tion unhesi- tatingly an- | nounces in the hymn, "The Great Poysician Now if . ; ym, favor of the 1s Here." —Crypt. : : fav or of the “How do you know it is all ov LOVELL tween George and Clara?” “i ; - ANON 1g if she's a girl of sgt. He took her DIAMON D overallecom- | : 4 : i rect and sCen- petitors. SE ic iesign.” factured by the Love gi Arms Col, Boston, Massa elasets, and BOSTON STORES: on general fe CO A LR 147 Washington Street. 131 Broad Street. 121 Massachusetts Avenue. BRANCH STORES: I, Worcester, Mass. : Providence. R. I. Pawtucket, R. I. Bangor, Me. Portland, Me. QTE TNR Gh TE og o aad sae RG § Agents wanted in every City and town. - If none in yours, write to us today. exXoRience LET ERY Tagg aE LYaryY oars i to a restaurant ast evening BN luncheon, and after it was over he a big colored waiter tuck her slteves for her whet she put on ber fur jack et.'—Chicago Tribune. 1a" iP
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