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You should study your interebt by supplying your wants at the first class store of 0. N. BEAVER, North-east corner of the Diamond. He does business on the only successful method, viz-: by buying his goods for cash. The old fogy idea of buying goods at high prices and on long credits is EXPLODED. Call and examine our fine stock and don't be RUINED by paying 20 per cent. too much Mr your goods else where. We will chalenge the commuslry to dhow forth a more complete stock of HATS, all of the very latestatyles and to suit all, at C. N. BEAVER'S. BOOTS, all kinds and prices, at C. N. BEAV'ER'S. SHOES, of every description for biers'., Ladies', ,Hisses' and Children's wear, at C. N. 'BEA E Wzi CLOCKS, every one warrant( Ono ((old _ by C.N. BEAE'ER. TEiUNKS,of all siz e. the vi Ty beat manufacture, also warranted and but I by C. N. BEAVER. - VALISES, of every kind, also wry chenp, at C. N. It EA-V-ER'S. - HATS, for Ladies. Misses and Children, a fre supply received every week and sold by C.N. BEAVER. NOTIONS, a full line as follows, sold by U.N. BE VER. PAPER-COLLARS, for Men tind Boys ;wear, the most complete and finest assortment in town, by C. N. BEA VER. HOSIERY, of every kind, for sale, by C. N. BEAVER. GLOVES, for Men and Boys wear, at C. N. BEAVER'S. SUSPENDERS, for Men and Bove wear.• at ('. N. BEA VER'S. CANES AND UMBRELLAS, a compl-tc stock at —C. N. BEAVER'S, BROOMS AND BRUSIIEs, of the vety.Otiat kind, at C. N. BAEVEirS. TOBACCO, to suit the taste of all, at C. N. BEAVER'S. CIGARS, which cannot be beet, for sale. by . C.N. BEAVER..., SNUFF-owhich we thalenge any one to excel 71 quality, for sate at C. N. BEAVER'S, INK and PAPER, of every ilecription, at C. N. BE A VER'S. CANDIES, always fresli too, for_sale, at C. N. L'EAVER'S. k:PIOES, f.r sale CRACKERS, ()revery kind, INDIGO BLUE, at C. N BEAVER'S. CONCENTRITED LYE, (resale, at C. N, BEAVER'S. KEROSENE, of the coy est,--Pitts (hi. nt C. N. BEAVER'S. LAMP CI OINIES also, And many other s neicles not necusary to mention. We now hope that you tval give us a share a sour patronage. We are . indeed, thankful ti you fur past patronage, and hops a continuance of the came,, and renvOn yours ti WARP:NI:I: TIE I . VER. Wnynebboro . , June 2, 1870. The World Renowned MEDICINE is Drs. D.:Fahrney & 2on's c ELEERATED -PREPARATION CLEANSING THE 21LOOD. WILL CURE - • SCROFULA, CU CA N E01.7S PIRE ISES, ERY SIPELAs, BOILS, SORB EYES, sCALD lIE ND, PIMPLES, and I'Cll Es ON Tif P. FACE, TET rim AFFECTIONS., old no I STIJSBORN ULCEIis, 111 EU- TyIATIC AFFECTIONS. DYSPEP- • 614, COSTIVENEss, SICK HEADA - UNE, SALT RIIEUNLJAUNDIORAIII.:NERAL DE- STOMAUH, TOGETHER with ALI, OTH, ER DISEASES ARP - LNG FROM IMPURE • BLOOD AM) DISORDERED TRY ONE BOTTLE OR PAACKAGE Atiti be convinced that this gtetli,titie is uu,humliug bull by all Druggists. C).Akh.T.:T TM Co lk.T. Dr.. D. Fahrney & Son's Preparation for Cleans ing the _Blood is Cl./USTERV I r ED. The gen uii.o has the mar: "I). FAH & SON" on the front of the outside wrapper pf each bottle, and the name of Dra 11, r ninny . ). & Son's Preparaticut fur Cleansing the Blood, llooneboro,,Mii., blown in eazh bottle. All others are GOUN EERFEIT. llec-. Meet that it is Dra. rehrttey & Son's CeLbratcd Preparation for Cleansing the Ii ILIA that is so uni versally used, and so highly recommended ; at d do not allow the Druggist to induce you to take any thing else that they may say is just the same or as, good, because they in /Ito a largo pratt on it. , PREPARED BY Drs D. FAIMNEY (C: SON', BOONSTORO, And Dr. P. D. Fahrney,. Kedysville, Aid .11e sure to get the gendue. None genuine un -1 esvigned FAIIItNEY & nON. SW by I}r J,ll. AunmsoN, N 1 ny net bon' ; .1. Iluotot.u.usii, (416 y ; l'ut:;)A xcx S:11M Y, 111 id) GI I ti:11. j: , ,ne. 3J- 6awsj IuCH Each gift of this kindness Shall increase more and mero, Unless in our blindness We turn:from the poor. C. N. BAEVER'S C. N. BEAVER'S C N BEAVER'S, A CHILD'S DREAM OF A STAR There was once a child, and he strolled abuu' a good deal, and thought of" a number of things * lie had a sister, who was a child t and his constant companion. Those two 'lied to wonder all day long They wonder. ed at the beauty of fl ►wcrs; they wondered at the height "and blueness of the sky; they wondered at the depth of tho.bright crater; they wondered at the goodness and power God, who made the lovely world. They used to say to one another sunetirnes, '.upposing all the children on the earth were to die, would the flowers, and the water, and the sky be sorry.' They believed they would be sorry. Fur, said they, the buds are the children of the flowers, acid the little playful streams that gambol down the hillsides are the children of waters; and the smallest bright specks playing at hide and seek in the sky all night must surely be children of the stars; and they would all be grieved to-see their playmates, the children of men, no more: There was a star that used to come out on the sky before the • rest, near the ,phurch spire about the graves, It was larger and more beautiful, they ,tbought, than all the others, and every night they watched far it, standing hand in hand by the window, who ever saw it first cried"laut, see the 'star And often they both ciied out together,know ing so well when it would rise and where. So they grew to bo-such friends with it, that be• fore lying down is their beds, they looked out again to I•id it good night, and when they were turning round to s leep, they said, 'God bless that eta' I' But while she was still very young, ok, very, very young, the sister drooped and came to lao so weak that she- could no !pager stand i n the wioduw a t night, and then the'•child looked sadly by hituselt. and when he saw the star, turned round to the patient pale lace on the bed, 'I see the star;' and then a smile would come upon her tace,and the little weak voice used to say, 'God bless my brother and the star!' And so the time COMO all too soon, when the child looked out alone, and when there was nu taeo.on tho bed; and when there was a little graves among the graves, nit there be fore; and when the etar made long rays down towards litur he saw it through his tears,. • these rays were so bright, and they seemed to make ouch a beautiful way. front WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, THURSDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 10, (670: ISC:II3O I TICIALM3. F.- 'TIS BIVBET TO BB REMEMBERED. O ! 'tie sweet to be remembered In the merry days of youth,. While the world seems full of brightness, And the soul retains its truth— When our,hopes are like the morning boamo That flash along the sea, Ard every dream we know of life Is one of purity-- Ms sweet to be remembere , l, As the spring remembers earth, Spreading roses on our pathway, Filling all our hearts with mirth. O ! sweet to be remembered In the eu:ntner,time Ere we roach the turning summit With our weight of woe and strife -- To look backwlrd through the shadows Where our journey first begun, And the golden flowers of mern'ry Turn th.u ftees to the sun— 'Tis sweet to be remembered As the breeze rememl,ers day, Floating upward from the va ll e y O'er the weary ullgr.m's way. 0! 'tis sweet to he re,nembered %%'hen our life has lost it 3 bloom, And every miming /tin vve me( t --liiit_v_lea.v_e_us_ctl—the tom b When our youth is half forgotten, And we gaze, with yearnings strong, From a_ worhl where an are dying, To a deathless world beyond. 'fig sweet to be remetnbeved., As the stars rembnr night, Shining downward thro' the darkness, With a pute and holy, light, REMEMBER THE FOOR. bn plenty is smiling ound thy bright door, Amid'pleasures beguiling; Oh, pittythe poor, The bleesins, God sends us, In basket and store, Are the riches he lends us To succor the poor. To enrth e'ond-secnding Their ;nib he once wore, An] to him we ore lending Wl.en tiding the poor. Ern th's vani,hirg treamie May Nis be recuro, By luge_bearted rnessure Of I )ye to the Poor. In ITReven's Wei j urnal The record is sure, Giving I lensing sternal To the friends of the poor ~:. BY CHARLES DICKENS ASkaa XxxclevezEi cleiat V'ziacially• IV (3"VITSTIZO aver. earth to heaven, that when the child went to his solitary bed, he dreamed of the star, and dreamed that lying where he was, he saw a train of people taken up the shining road by angels. And the star, opening, showed him a great world of light, where many m such angels waited to receive them. All the angels who were waiting turned their beaming eyes upon the people bo were carried up into the star; and seine o e came out from the long rows in which the stood, and fell upon the people's necks and kissed them tenderly,aod went away with them down avenues of light, and were so happy in their company, that, lying in bed, he wept for joy. Ms sister's angel lingered near the en. trance of the star, and said to the leader, among those who had brought the people thither : As my brother come ?' And be said, She was turning hopefully away, when the child stretched out his arms, and said : 'O, sister, I am here ! take me !' and then she turned hot beaming eyes upon him; end then it was night ; and the star was shining into his room, making I)ng lays down towards him as be saw them-al-rough-his-tea • From that moment the child looked out upori .the star as one of the homes he was to go to when the time should come, and ho thought he did not belono n to earth alone, but to the star, too, because of his sister's angel gone before. There was a baby born to be a brother of the child, and while he was yet so little that he had-never spoken a word, ho stretched his tiny force nut upon the bed, and died.. Again the child dreamed of the open star, and the company of angels, and the train of people's faces. Said his sister's angel to the leader : 'Has my brother cone?' And he said, 'Not that one, but another.' As the child beheld his brother's angel in her arms, he cried; 'O, sister, I am here take rue!' And she turned and smiled upon him, and the star was shining. lie grew to be a young man, and was busy with his books, when an old servant came to him and said: I T h y mother is no more. I bring her bless. in on her darling son.' • Again at night he saw the star and that former company. Said his siater's angel to the leader 'ls my brother come ?' And ho answered, 'Thy mother' A mighty cry of' j•iy•went, forth through all the stars, because the mother was united with her two children. And he stretched out his arms and cried, 'O, mother, sister and brother, lam here 1 take me And they answered, ' Not yet,' and the Star was shining. Ile grew to be a man whoße hair was turn ing gray,and was sitting by the fireside heavy with grief, and with his face bedewed with tears, when the star opened once again.. • Slid his sister's angel to the leader : my brother come ?' And he said, 'Nay, but his maiden daugh• ter,' And t'io man who had been a child saw his daughter, newly lost to him,-a celestial •crea ture among those three, and said, ',My daugh ter's bead is upon my mother's bosom, and her arm is around, her neck, and at her feet is the baby of old time, and 1 can bear-the parting - Ire:li her, 'God be praised." And the star was binning._ And the child came to be an old man, and his once smooth face was wrinkled, and his steps were slow and feeble, and his back was bent. And ono• night as he lay upon his bed, his children standing around him, he cried as he had cried so long ago see the star 1' And•they whispered to one another, 'He is dying' And fie said, 'I am. My age is falling from me like a garment, and I move toward the star as a child And, 0, my Father, now I thank Thee that it has so often opened to receive the dear ones who await me.' And the star was shining; and it shines upon his grave. Late Hours• If you Flint to make the ruin of a child sure give him liberty after dark, You can. not do anything nearer to insure his damn. lion than to let him have liberty to go where he will without restraint.• After dark ho will be sure to get into eomniuniestion With pee pls. that will undermine all his good qualities. I do not,liks to la k to parents about their children. Their child cannot, will not lie, when his tongue is lika a bonded baw ; ,ho will not drink when- there is not a saloon within a.mile of his father's house where he is not as well known as one of its decanters; he never does iniquitous things when he is reekicg, in filth. Nineteen out of every twenty allowed perfect freedom by night will be routed by it. There is nothing more im portant than for a child to be at home at night, or, If he is abroad you should be with him. It he is to see any eights, or take any pleasure, there is nothing that he should see that you should not see with biro. It is not nierdy that the child shout' be broken down s but there aro thoughts 'that never ought to find a passage into a man's brain. As an eel, if he wriggle across your, carpet, will leave his slime which no brushing can over efface, so there are thoughts that never can be got rid of if once permitted to enter, and there aro individuals going round with obscene books and pictures under the lappels of their coats that will leave ideas in the mind of your child that will never be effaced. There are to.en who have beard a salacious song, and they Will never forget it. They will regret' having heard it to. the end of their lives. I don't believe in a child seeing life, as it is called, with its dananohlo lust and wicked. Hess, to have all his imagination set fire with the flames of bell. Nobody goes through this fire but they are burned, burned. burned, and they cau't get rid of sears.— peceiter. A Fast Story. An Englishman was braging of the speed on English railroads to a Yankee traveler, seated at his side in one of the oars of a fast train in England. The engine bell was rung as they neared a station. It suggested to the Yankee an opp ,rtunity of taking down hie companion a peg or two: 'What's that noise 7' innocently inquired the Yankee. 'We are approaching a town,' said the Englishman, 'they have to commence ringing about ten miles before they get to a station, or else the, train would run by it before the bell could be heard. Wonderful, isn't it ? I suppose they have not invented ,bells in America, yet ?' 'Why, yes,' said the Yankee, 'we've got bells, but cannot use them on our railroads. We run so taloal fast that the train always keeps ahead of the sound. No use, what ever, the sound never reaches the village till alter the train gets by.' 'lndeed,' said the Englishman, horrifie'd. 'Fact,' said the Yankee, 'had to -give up bells. Then we tried steam whistles, but ihey would not answer either. I was on a locomotive when the steam whialFwas triedT We were going at a tremendous rate; hurri canes were nowhere; and I had to hold my hair on. We saw a two•horse wagon cross ing the road about five miles ahead, and the engineer let the whistle on, screeching like a trooper. It screamed awfully, but it was no use. The next thing I knew I was picking myself up out of a pond on the, roadside, amid the fragments of the locomotive, dead horses; broken wagon, and smashed engineer lying beside we. Just then the whistle came along, mixed up with some frightful oaths that .I heard the engineer use when we first saw the wagon. Poor fellow ! he was dead before hie ,voice — Ot - tii him.' 'Astonishing,' ejaculated Bull. 'True as gospel,' replied Jonathan 'After that we tried lights, supposing they -would travel faster than sound. We got some so powerful that the chickens woke up along the road, and crowed when we came by, suppos• ing it to be morning. But the locomotive kept ahead of _it still, and was in darkness with the light close on behind it. The in habitants partitioned ag ainst it, they could not sleep with so muc h light in the night time. Finally we had to station electric tel egraphs all alonc , the road and station signal men to telegraph when the train was in sight, and I have hoard that some of the fast trains beat the lightning fif teen'minutes every forty miles. But I can't say as that's tru e t - he rest I know to be.' Pasture Lands of the Continent Mr. Clapp, of Pittsfield,• who has just passed for the third time over the Pacific Railroad, writes thus enthusiastically con cerning the great grazing fields which flank the Rocky Mouatains: "Sixty miles east of Cheyenne we enter what the plains men call 'the best grass country in the vsrotliP The valley, bluffs and low hills are covered with a luxurious growth of hunch grass, one of the most nu tritious grasses grown. Stock thrive in this section all, the season without care excepting what is necessary to prevent them straying beyond reach. Old work oxen that has trav eled 2,500 miles ahead of the freight wagon during the season, have been turned out to winter by their owners, and by the following July they were rolling fat, fit for beef. This country is destined to become—and the day is not far distant—the great pasture land of the continent. There is pasture room for millions of cattle in this unsettled country, and then have grazing land enough to feed half the stock in the Union. This grazing section extends for about 700 miles north and south on the eastern base of Ora Rocky Mountains, with an average width of 200. miles. From the base of the mountains nearly across this grazing belt, cattle find abundant water. Springs abound in various sections, so that no very large section of land is devoid of natural waterinv b places. The grass grows from nine to twelve inches high, and is naturally nutritious. It is always green near the roots, summer and winter. During the summer the dry atmosphere curet; the standing grass as effectually as though cut and prepared for hay. The• nutritive qualk ties of the grass remain uninjured, and the stock thrive equally well on the dry feed.— In the winter what snow falls is very dry, unlike that which falls in more humid cli mates. It may cover the grass to a depth of a few inehes, hut the cattle readily move it, reaching the grass without trouble. The cost of keeping stock in this country is just what it will cost to employ herders—no With- the railroad- to transport cattle and sheep to the eastern market what is there-to prevent immense fortunes from being rea lized by stock raising? Already Colorado contains over a million of sheep and vast herds of cattle. I conversed with a promi nent stock owner, who reAdes at Cheyenne, and who furnished moat of the beef to the railroad company during the . construction of the road. lie informs me that he is pre. pared to sell 5,000 •head or more of beef cat tle, nt the present season (the fall months,) fur three cents a pound, gross weight. The. cattle aro now feeding on the bottom lands of the Platte river. No drought which has been experienced in these territories has ever seriously :.ffected the pasturage owing to the peculiar qualities of the-grasses," FALSE SHAME —The false. shame which (ears to be detected in honest - manual em• ploymcnt, wbich shrinks from csposing to the world a necessary and honorable (mono my; which blushes more deeply for a shabby attire than a mean action ; and which dreads the sneer of the world more than the up braidicg of conscience—this false shame will prove the ruin of every cam who suffers it to ;atone:: hip ittner thoughts and his outward Drunkenness. A new philosophy of inebriety, and the . way to cure it, is put before the public at short intervaila The subject, in - view of the misery and crime produced by alcohol- ism, may well mire thoughtful attention. But in all the views taken of the disease, and the course necessary to cure it, too much stress appears to us to be laid upon the as sumed helplessness of the drunkard. The assumption is pretty general that the drunk ard can do nothing to help himselk but must be isolated from temptations, and be subjected to a course of drugs, f in order to obtain relief from the thraldom of the appe• tite. But how many have ever been per. manently reclaimed by such moans? Not one in ten thousand. The cure of drunkenness rests mainly, we may say wbolly,with the vic tims of the vice. It is total abstinence at once and forever. The man who voluntarily abstains four weeks, can abstaiu for all tiros to come if he likes. He may need a norvine during the- struggle nature makes to reo3ver her normal condition; but after the system has secured its_healthy tone,_it is in the pa tent's will to lot it remain in that state.— And any man can- exercise that will with success, Our—schedule—o f u le —o drunkenness would diminish one half at least, if the victims of strong drink were assured that they can by their own effort, break the chains which bind them, and that they can make the effort without going into an asylum or an hospital. Pobt Scorn it; flee from it; shudder at it; avoid it; hate it, escape from it; despise it; know it not, touch it not ; meddle not with it; let it tempt you in no form , at least do all this if you would know what happiness is, and the way to a competence. There is no mercy in debt. It enslaves the hands and feet, the soul and body. Therefore, we urge pru - 'deuce - and economy in all personal, domestic and business expenditures. No man who is prudent, temperate and industrious teed run in debt, nor can any such man fail to save a little margin on every day's earning. It - is these little margins that do the work. If they are not saved they will go into loss,and so make a weight and drawback on.every at tempt or desire to get ahead. It the debt is only a cent have the same detestation for it as if it was a hundred dol. lars. "Pay as you go," is a good maxim— bnt that, with a fair minded • man, does not moan that one shall spend all he has or earns. The whole saving properly rounded on would read thus "Never buy what you can't pay tor, and never spend all you earn." WOMANLY MODESTY.- Man loves the mysterious. A cloudless sky, the fall blown rose, leaves him unmoved, but one violet which hides its blushing beauties behind the bush, and the moon when she emerges from behind a cloud are to him sources of inspira tion. Modesty is to merit what shade is to figure in painting—it gives it boldness and prominence Nothing adds more to female beauty than modesty; it sheds around the countenance a halo of light, which is bor. rowed from virtue. Botanists hove given the rosy hue which tinges the nap of the white rose the name of 'maiden blush.' This pure and delicate hue is the only paint OMB talc virgins should use; it is the richest or nament. A woman without modesty is like a faded flower diffusing an unwholesome odor which the prudent gardner will throw, from him. Her destiny is melancholy, for it ter• missies in shame and repentance. Beauty passed like the flowers of the albo, which bloom and die in a few hours; but modesty gives the female chums which supply the place of the transitory freshness of youth. THE NOBLEMAN'S Jetvais —A rich no. bleman was once showing a friend a great collection of precious stones, whose value was almost beyond counting. There were diamonds and perle, and rubies and gems, from almost every country on the globe, which had been gathered by their possessor with the greatest labor and expense 'And yet,' be remaiked, 'they yield me no income.' His friend replied that be had two stones, which cast him but ten florins each, yet they yielded him an income of two hundred florins a year. la much surprise, the no Woman desired to see the wonderful stones; when the man led him down to his mill, and pointed to the two toiling gray mill atones They laboriously crushing the grain into snowy flour, for the use of hundreds who depend on this work for their daily bread. Those two dull, hourly stones.did more good in the world, and yielded a larger income, than all the noblemen's jewels. Italy once more possesies her capital. Her armies now drill in the streets of Rome, and the last vestige of the Pope's temporal poW er has passed away. The old man faced the inevitable as long as possible, and even Bred a few parting shots at the advancing columns of Victor Emanuel. He declares that he will not leave the holy city in person, but will ooptioue to thunder his bulls from the vati• can. This privilege will of course not Le in terfered with, as it is.not the purpose of Italy's King to meddle with the religion of his State. Dr. J. Briggs' Pile remedies are &Anew. ledgod by all who have trid them (and their name is Legion) to be the beat, most success ful and efficacious remedies ever used for that disease. Sold by Druggists. A. A. Hays, M. D., State Assayer of Mas sachusetts, pronounces Hall's Sicilian flair' Renewer an efficient preparation for &eons ing the ticio of the head, promoting the growth; and restoring tbo•original oo!or of the bair'whon it has become gray. There is a fountlipuan in New (Moses who is so pious that he will only make up. zi4;,ht bailout 92.00 Per ©co" We beard of a boy the other 'day who ao eideutally swallowed a silver half d Aar.— They have give him warm water, tartaremet= in, and antiwonial wine, and poked their fingers down his throat,until the boy,thought be would throw up . his toe-nails. After a while along Caine the doctor who undarstood these cases. Re give the boy a small dose of patent medicine. and in less than ten min utes he threw up the half dollar in five cent pieces. Science is a big thing. A foreigner who heard of the Yankee pro pensity for bragging, thought be would beat the natives at their own game.. Seeing sumo very large watermelons on a markot•wouian's stand, he exclaimed, 'What! don't you raise larger apples than these in Ameriaa?"rhe quick-witted woman immediitely replied, 'Anybody might know you'r a foreigner, theta's gooseberrieP!' A young lady notioing a young man in the scat behind her in an Indianapolis church thought she would faint away and let him catch her. She did so and was carried out into the entry; when she opened her eyes' to thank the young man, but found that the sexton and au old colored man had carried her out. To say that she was mad wou'd be too mild. .'Shut your eyes and listen mit me,' said Uncle Van Ilayde. 'Veil, do first night I openi store I counts de males, nad finds hint nix right. I vaunt hiai and dere be tree dollar gone, and vot does yer link I dacs den?' '1 can't aoy.' 'Ary, I did not count him envy mono, and be comes out 61100 St right ever BiLIC6.' Truth 'will ever be unpalatable to those who are'determined not to relinquish error; but can never give offense to the honest and well meaning; for the plain dealing remon strances of a friend diff,:r as widely from the ranoor of an onoray,as the friendly of a phyieian from the dagger of an amnia. 'Father,' Raid a hid, a have often read of persons being poor but honest; why dou't thy sometimes say, rich but honest?' 'Tot, tut, my son' replied the father, nobody would believe them.' We hear of a farm in a neighboring town where the grasshoppers have eaten up all the crops above ground, now set on the stumps and fences with hoes over their shoat• dors, waiting fur the next potato crop. Dr. Briggs' Throat and Lank Ilealer can without any exaggeration, safely be Rid to be the best remedy for the Throat and Lungs that is manufactured. It heals the diseased mucous surface, restores the lungs, punk , ' the blood, acts upon the Liver and Kidneys, and strengthens the system throughout. Sold by F. Fortbman. A man warned his wife in New Orleans not to light the firo with kerosene. She didn't hood the warning. lier clothes fitlod his second wife remarkably well. A Follow in Indiana put one end of a gun barrel'in the fire, and looked down the mum• ale to see whether it was loaded. A coroner's jury deoided that hie eiriploions were ocr• rect. An Ohio youth, who desired to wed the object of his affections, had an interview with her paternal ancestor, in which he sta' ted that, although ho had no wealth worth speaking of, yet ho was 'chuck full of day's works.' He got the girl. Groat crimes ruin comparatively few. It is the little meanness, selfishfiess.od impur• ities that do the work of daitb..tritlotonen; and these things msreli'nOt.Mi4, fili; of fife and drum. They steitt„With tread, as the foe steals on thgittoping - licui. tine& , - ~7,:i,. , -... L., - • An Illinois postmaster gives odd** fol. lows: 'After this date everybody must lick their own postage stamps, for my toogue's give out.' .. . . A New England spinster, who went out' ):a l to Nevada about a y ago, Writes home that she has already ' husband and pair of twins', and hasn't ea ly got acquainted; yet.' _ %...../ An Irishman dropped a letter in the post- office the other day, with the following mem orandum on the corner, for the benefit of all indolent post-masters into whose hands it may fall. 'Please hasten the delay of this; Quite a laugh was raised in one of the courts by an official, who, when the obeli'. man called out for the crier to open the court, said, 'May it please your honor, the. 0fi„,.......0nr can't cry to-day his wife is dead. • ...a.....—. Wm; is iron liWa band of robbers? Wh , a it is united to Peal. Atihatis home wit belt a mother?' as the young girl said when sliegent_ the old lady k)::hiop wood. A than in Illinois, was bitten by a Tattle - 1 snake seventeen years sgo, and i 3 still taking, whiskey to ours the bite. ✓ Among the premiums °fiord at a " country , fair in Kentucky is one of $lO for the neatest patch put on an old garment by an unmarri ed woman. It you once n•k the devil to dinner.it be hard to get him out of the house again;;' better to have nutbing to do with him. 'rho painter wasn't• wore, dna a mile oni of tile way when be made tht iirtignises a'gi read, Phyeieians reseriftl4 - 3i3reru:ly cori Au.nchel,' • - - .. Ntlil LEI{ 2i ‘s- " • -
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