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C:3•ALICIPICIN. Vaircney & Son's Prepamtion for Cleans ing the Blood is COUNTERFEI PELL The gen uine has the nom', "D. FAHIiNEY & SON" on the front of the outside , wripper of each bottle, and the name al Dm D. t ahrncy & Eon's Preparation for Cleansing the Blood, Itoonsboro, Md., blown in each bottle. All others are COUP; TER FLIT. Kee cllect that it is Drs. D. Fehruey & Eutt ; sCttlehrated Preparation for Cleansing the Blood that is so uni yeisally used, and so highly recommended ; aid do not allow the Druggist to induce you to take any ,thing else that they may say is just the same or as x,euri, because they mike a large profit ou it. PR E PA RED 11 .Drs D. F.A lIRNE & SON, • DOONSIIOIIO, And Dr. P. D. Fahrney, Kedysville, Md Be stire to get the genuine. None genuine un- Ali signed D. FALIIINEI & EON. • by Dr .1. B. Auasitiox, _%Vaynesboro' ; Dr. ihnegnataten, F 11 Wino:: - r, goiney ; Fagn:t tea 4.tiv6l.v, Shady Grove. june ad- Curia] • . ft"! • . . „- • - ” .r , g • )10.1 , Ilk" . ' 4 •-k 011:4(- , VI• • • • , • •• • •t• 1.r•0 • • -6 , 5",•F ' Xj••• 13 4:4 • • s, • „ t „. • , ,‘ • 11 0 Pi C. N. 13AEVER'S C N BEAVER'S. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTI, PENNSYLVANIA, THURSDAV MORNING, NOVEMBER 3,' '1870; P..+ 6Txc, z . vri..erQ 2 ` %•`;':.!1; 3 THIS AUMINITINS. Brlams. N.A. KIDDER My heart was very light and gay The last sweet autumn time; It had no reed to fly away, Bo perfect was its rbytn-, As did the little restliss birds, To seek a sunny clime ! The very colors in the wood, The banners in the trees, Seemed but reflected from a soul, By God's sweet grace, at ease; Unmoved by Summer's sad decay tit:chilled by Autumn's breezy r But ah! my heart no termer keep; This sad, sad Autumn time, Whed liopels bright flowers are siricalbwn, • Its record sweet in ;Lyme But strives, like yonder !lock, to find A Warmer,sttnnier-elin ' - • I'l hen Summer,tooh her sceptr•' up, In royal garments dressed, And put upon h••r fair young bend, A blight Nnt floviry Tomas then I laid my little one, - In yonder grave to re.it., Who wonders, then, thi= Autumn film., To. me se,.' us sad and drear, VTheriroma_tliat_pre-c-inus-little—monm , The leaves are chopping sere? And yet, above me, God'd own blue Is shining blight and clear. DfEAMING. Br FRANK RUSSFLi. :Mang over the grass, See the forms of AngPlo By my vision to pass. Oft in the mellow twil.ght Bit Farid dream alone Drenin_of the radiant angles, For my,darling is one. Shadowy forms are Bating "Under the stir-gemmed sky; Si;very tones are swelling Softly in choruses hp, Passing before my vision Out from the I y-gone yrara, Filling my soul with sighing, Filling my eyrs with tears. Dreaming, alas ! but d:earning, I %lake alone to weep:: My darling is viith theanglet.; °Ay the wing of sleep Bridge's the chilling waters And brings tier over the stream, And my pilses thrill with rapture, At the vision of a dream. Altit36lW.l.a.T.LLLlg3ar. A TRUE STORY OF THE WAR BY LAURA M. DOOLITTLE. , In:the autumn of eighteen hundred and s.x.ty-two I made theij surrey from Washing ton to New York. ahe excitement conse quent on the war was al its height Nothing, else was talked about. alga, women and children were alike esger and anxious The whole North was at work trying to aid our b ave boys in the field. We can scarcely recall even now the:intensity of those days, a id though only seven years have passed, are already beginning to forget. , Never during the whole struggle was the loyal heart more anxious than at the period at which.' speak. It felt that ichad endured enough of diseou ragement and defeat, and though there were a] thought of failure, yet hearts were sick with hope deferred. The railtead trains were thronged with if leers and soldiers tinny re.urning to their regiments after sick leave, wore a serious air as if girding their spirits for the coming strife, and feeling the weight of the harness they had put on anew. Per• haps a dim presentment of Antietam, so soon t follow, oppressed their souls. Others, with light hearts and joyous faces, were on their way home. Others again, just out of hospi tai, were seeking hearth in their native air. All were objects of interest. The eight of a sick soldier touched the heart as if his suffer ing had been that of a brother. Our train stopped at Philadelphia, and to reach the New York depot it was necessary to cross the city in the horse cars, a distance of two miles. It was meetly dark when I ar rived. As 1 stepped from the platform I saw two soldiers, one of whom' was with difficulty bearing along an invalid oompaniou towards the cars. There was the' usual amount of the hurry and jostling of a crowd of people intent upon securing seats, yet every onegave way for the invalid soldier. When he reached the door several persons offered him their places, but his companion said, 'No, be is too weak to sit; he will have to lie down on, the floor.' We folded shawls fur a pillow, and he laid down Ilia frame was large. lie had evidently been a Joan of great physical strength, but was now a mere skeleton. The weary expression of face, and the appealing look of those large lustroua eyes laball never forget—eyes, too, from which hcpo not gone out, for was he not going home I'-borne t, wife and children.? 'Tour friend i 3 very ill?' I said to the s„llier. •Yee; he replied, 'he was taken prisoner at tho first Ball Ilan, and was exchanged only a little while tefore the trice days' butt e. 1:1 giaclo rt OZ3 Ca. 0 zat -11 .5trr.3.113: 0- stro e• Ile had hardly got strong before he had to go into the fi A ttt again, and was wounded at Malvern Hill. Ile has suffered everything, poor fellow! lam afraid it is almost over with him.. Ile went into the army from pure love of country, and there was no braver spirit, but i►e seems to have lost all heart, and the only thing now is to get him home to Maine. I was afraid I never should no eomplish it, but I knew he would die if he stayed, so I started with him, weak as ho is.' "'You know him then ?' I asked. 'Yes, we are neighbors.' Just then the invalid feebly moved his hand toward his breast pocket, and the friend understanding his wish, drew from it a card photograph, well thumbed, and corners rounded with wear, and put is in his hand. 'lt is the picture of his wife and children,' he said, as be resumed his Boat. The sick man gazed at, it with a . look of unutterable longing, his brow knit as if with pain; and tears flowed from his eyes. lie motioned to his friend to put the picture hack An expression of intense anguish came over his face, his whole frame seemed con vulsed. Ia a moment, however, he became calm, and his looks gradually changed to cue of repose, Fur sevensl moments ho lay thus, and wo.t hough t he had fallen to sleep. Soon a deep stillness came over him—a stillness one feels—a stillness which has but one moan ' • . 11-e—was There were no dry eyes in the cars. Strong, hard faced men wept like ChijACCO, and there in the presence of the dead we thought how bravely _he had gone forth to do battle fig his native land; of the teatful, yet hopeful, farewells at parting with i fends ; of the weary marchoai scanty—rations; cold - - vouacs, dreary nick dap; of the tortures of that barbarous prison life; of the yearnings for familiar sights and neighbors' greetings; the - h - ciy - e — tirliteliz pee to d we come home to embrace of wife and caresses of chit. dry re_u had in,tpired and_of—th-e-b-ouse-Fw-iat-its darkened wiodows, unnatural stilloess, and breakiog hearts, and wept afresh A superhuinan beauty stamped itself upon the features of,the dead. All look of suffer- out-lines of the flee seemed softened. It was that beauty of which Byron speaks": "He who hafhpent him o'er.the dead, Ere the first dark day of death is tied, • • • • • • • Before decay's detacing fingers; Have swept the lines where beauty lingers, And marked the mild angelic air, The rapture of rep ,sere-tireire--." a look often seen upon the faces of those who have just died, as if the glorified features which the spirit puts on when it has escaped from the singing, suffering body, were reflect ed for a moment upon_the worn-out_clay.it leaves behind. Several of the passengers staid to assist in carrying the body to a hospital, where it was coftiood for a removal howe, while _others hurried on their journey with a new ,and deeper sense of the sufferings and sacrifices of our E oldie re —Packard - I Nonth7,y. 'Fetoh on your Rats !" Adam Bolder keeps a tavern in Allugban±. O'de rather gloomy evening, recently, when Adam was in rather a gloomy hum0r,......a stranger presented himselt about bed time, and asked to stay all night. 'Certainly,' raid Adam, cyeiug the rather sccdy•lookiug strarigPr. 'll you take break fast it will be yust one dollar:'. 'But I have no money,' said the man. 'I am dead broke, but if you will trust me—' 'Ali t said Mr, thpler, don't like that kind of customer; I cuuld fill mine house everyllight wit dat kind, but dat wont help ale run dts house.' Well,' said the stranger, after a pause, 'have you gat any rats here r teplied'Adatn, you'd better believe we have Why, the p'aeo lougy wit dein.' ' Well,' rejoined the wan, tell you what 1.11 do. if you let we have lodging and break. last l'il 101 l all the rats to worrow ' 'Done,' said llepler, who bad long been desperately annoyed by the number of old Nor ways that ititeeted d itis premises, So the straoger,"a gaunt, sallow, molar• ehoty looking man, was shown to bed, and no doubt had a good sleep. Al ter breakfast next morning i\lr. Bepler took occasion to remind his guest, in a very gentle manor, of the contract or the previous night. 'What ! Kill your ratsil Certainly,' said the melancholy stranger. 'Whore are. they the thitlest ?' 'Dey are putty dick in de barnyard,' an swered Adam. :Well, let's go our thicre; said the strang er. 'But stop ! ;lave yuu /pt. a piece of hoop-iron A piece about fifteen feet long was brought to the stranger, who examined it esretully from one end to the other. Expressing him self entirely satiefied, at length, with its length and strength, he 'proceeded to the barn, uccompanjed hy:,lllr. ilepler and quite a party of idelers who were anxious to see hi what manner the great rat-killer was going to work. Arriview: there, the stranger looked around a little, then placed his back against the barodoor And raised his weapon. 'Now,' said ho to Adatu, titu ready.— fetch on your rats !' how Ibis scene teratinatad we are not pre cisely Informed. tt, is said ithat, although no rats answered the appeal of the stranger, Mr, 13epler began to swell oue pretty strong ly at: this jlocture, sad becatue very angry. One thing is certain, and that is that the new boarder was not at Addax's reale for dinner, nor for any subscquent weal, lie bad sud• denly resolved to ueparr, probably to purbue bis avocation of rat-killiug in other quarters. I=LII Dr J. Briggs' Pile remedies are eclinow• iedged;by all who have irk! them (:.nd their nude is Legion) to be the best, most success ful abd efficacious remedies ever usedfor that disease. &Id by Proggists. , . A Rascal Outwitted. Some years ago, a journeyman sadler in New York,tvlio by his industry and economy, had. accumulated a few hundred dollars in money, resolved to establish himself in basil. seas in an adjacent village. After securing a situation for a shop, he returned to the city with about $2OO to purchase stock. lie put up at the public house kept by N W--, and confiding-in—the—integrity — of the landlord, put his money into his hands for safe keeping until he should ell] for it, lle then traversed the city in search of a favorable chance to purchase his stock, and after-finding one that suited him, he returned to his quarters and called fur his money. 'Your money,' said the landlord, 'you put no money into my hands.' lie bad no evidence of the fact, and find ing all the efforts to induce his lost to give up the money were fruitless, the desponding and indignant saddler repaired to the cele brated Robert Emmet for counsel. Alter hearing a statement of the facts, and tak;ng eueh measures as satisfied him that Tie saddler was a man of the strictest integ rity, he rebuked him for rutting his money into such hands ,without evidence, 'but, said he, •if you will do as I tell you I will obtain your money.' The saddler ver • - eudilyprm Ise a strict obedience to, his directions. said Emmet, ggo back to the land- lord and tell him when no one is present that you have found your money and was mistaken in supposing that you put it into his bands; Sou wat then return to me: The saddler did so, and the landlord ex pressed great satisfaction At the discovery of the mistake. Mr. Emmet then gave the saddler two him dyed &inure and told him to ,o a_n_d_dopo: _t le— 61 eFla eoreyou -enter the house procure some gentleman of respectability—hawrirralad call for a glass of beer, and request him to take his seat and carelessly pass away the time in reading the news, &o, until yen arrive. You will then enter the room and in his presence tell the $2OO for safe keepini , till you call for it.' This done, the saddler again returned to Mr Emenet,who directed him to continue his lodging at the house for two days, and be regular at his meals; and then, when no one was present, tell the landlord you will take your money. This the saddler did, and the unsuspecting landlord, without Imeitatioo, immediately refunded the money, which the saddler restored to Mr. Emmet, who directed him to take good witnesses with him, and go and demand the $2OO which you delivered into his hands for safe keeping, in the pros. cuce of the gentleman who called - for beer. The saddler accordingly proceeded to the house in company with another gentleman, and demanded his money. 'Your money r said the astonished land. lord. 41 have just handed it to you.' 'Nn sianlied the saddler, .1 have not I received my, money, and if you refuse to de- - i liver it to me I shall take measures to obtain it.' The landlord dated him to 'do hip best: and Air Emmet itnruedintely instituted a suit against him is favor of the Faddler, The landlord finding himself outwitted, paid the money, With about twenty dollars coats. CONQUESTS Or Lauott —When the great mathematician of Syracuse said to King Iliero, 'Give me but whore to stand and I will move the world,' the hyperbole was not so very great if applied to the moral and in tellectual forces of the human mind. What a wonderous, mysterious and awful 'thing is that immortal essence whose one conception may erect or overthrew a political system and spring over a continent the blazing arches of revolution ! And what a mighty giant up rose Irvin the lazy bowers of Eden when than was driven forth to labor•; to float upon the angry surges of a world submerged ; to build his !leaven defying tower at the foot of the Throne; to hang the huedred gates of Thebes; to erect his imperishable columns among the lonely palms of the desert; to poise the mighty dome of St. Peters, like a Pantheon hung in the air; to drive his panting steam ships through the thirsty sands of Suez; to perforate ale Alps and surmount the snowy eminences of the Cordilleras; to send the fierce lightning on a mission•of peace through the rocky continent of the ocean's depths and round the circumference of 4 the globe Figaro. The story of Saint Patrick's expulsion of venomous reptiles from Ireland is known to every one. Some writers have supposed that the tradition should be interpreted in a me. taphorieal sense, and that the worship .of demons or of serpents was abolished by the saint. In any case, the fact that the island was !Yee from these creatutes is mentioned by several early historians, and a relive bishop says, in a Latin poem of th e ninth century, that in Irelund 'no serpent creeps through the pima, and DO. frog clatters in the lakes.' This latter phenomenon remained true till the early part of the eighteenth cen tury, when s'Fellow of Trinity College, Dub lin, -imported some frog spawn from England, and placed it in the ditches. Since _then frogs have spread over the country. Several attempts have also been made to introduce vipers and other snakes, but apparently they have not survived long. A spcetas of brad, however, is said to befound in Ireland. The island of Naha cluiais a 1 3 iWilir immunity front reptile a. • Dr. 'Briggs' Throat and Lung [haler can without any exaggeration, safely be said to be the pest remedy for the Throat and Lungs that is manufactured. It hears the-diseased mucous., sort:tee, restores the lungs, purifies the blood, acts upon the Liver and Kidneys, and strengthens the system throughout Sold by F Torthman. Death a tile6eini, The following fine passage is flow 'The Primeval World of Hebrew,Tradition,' a new volume by Rev. D. lf. Dodge, D. 1): lf, then, we fairly envisage the idea of a life of nine hundred years ; trive_pietute_to ourselves the intolarable burden of such a life, we can hardly believe that the men of the antedelucian world were cursed with that load." And the more we ponder more-clearly we sha-11-see-tike falsity of the old theological view that represents death—the death of the body—as a curse which man drew down upon himself by his disobedience. Not a curse, but a blessing, without which life itself would be a curse. Of all the angels that wait around the Throne and do the bidding of eternal Love, there is none whose ministry is mote iudis• rensable thaw that el . the angle of death Whatever sorrows may attend the timing, the method and incidents of that miuistra• tion, the end is sure and supreme blessing. In the orderof 'nature every day of earth ly existence is rounded with a steep by which the soul dies into new and replenished life If that sleep, which is temporary death, he long withheld, Insanity _ensues. The wind cannot boat the strain of a too protracted waking. And by the same wrist the great day of nor P leap o, ,proportionate — duratiJn7 If that crowning deep %Toro too long duforred, the interminable day would be a burden and a curse. And why, it may be asted, if death'is a necessity lur this world's use, why nut also fur tbo use of the next? If eirthly life must be shortened to meet the requirements of finite nature, how, hereafter, shall fluke nature bear the burden of immortality ?" suppose that hereafter, also,il n -ettt-t-ireTo - feep and a forgetting,' as the ages aceareulate their ex- penence - on - the sont — rnitttality may be a series of births instead of one continuous living. Successive deatblmay be the sleets of those 'alter stairs that slope titroli,gla dark ness up to God;' each stair a no, day of s 'iritual life a hvzher ca lacif • of service- able action, B . :nearer revelation of tho„infi trite Love. But all this is hiddenyeltind the earth, among the mysteries of the unknown Land whose day cannot dawn till earth declines.— We only know that the 'undiscovered coon. try' must be reached, if at all, through the night of death. And will walnut weworue, whoa it eotnes,:the silent guide to Che,'eilent land? - • "0 Lend 1 () Land! For all the broken-hearted The mildest herald by our Cite allotted Beckons, and with ii.verted tomb dutl-tand, To lead us with a gentle hand Into the land of the:great deratod Into the silent land !" Self control and presence of mind az e doubtless, in some measure, natural gifts; but they may be greatly strermthend and increased by culture: ung folks may learn a valuable lesson from the heroic conduct of Annie Lamb, a little girl of twelve years She had taken passage with her mother on board the propeller leountain City, from Chi cage to Buff Alo. The day after the departure of the boat, the littic, t girl, going into the kitchen. remarked that the stove smoked, to which the cook replied that she was ails taken. The child bad hoard her mother often say that she divided going on a boat for fear of fro. With this to het mind; and taking another look at the place where , the smoke seemed to come from, she sa w that it did not issue from the stove. Going on deck she'discevered the wood-work around the smoke stack on fire, and the _ flames had just eaten their way tato the cabin With• out.giving any general alarm, she went to the steward and told him the boat was on fire. lie intormedithe wale, who called the dock hands aft, and they estiguistied the fire without one of the passengers being aware that anything of the kind had occur red. There were twenty two ladies - sitting on deck in the.bow;ot.the boa.t,iamerng them the mother of Annie, white this was going on. After the work had been done Annie went to her mother, and said, 'Don't be frightened, mother; the boat has been on fire, but it is all over now.' The captain was so greatly pleased with the cool,' calm and quiet manner in which the child performed her part, that he refounded the passage mon ey of both, and offered to take them back to Chicago free of charge. Dad, little Annie screamed 'fire as must chittirect and the ina j irity of grown people would have dune, a panic would doubtless have d ,"oceurred among the passengers, and disastrous b consequeeces ensued. - fr;titiomaolin Tarboro' has warn a wig twenty years, and his wile don't That's tne kind of a wife to have. Sheevi deutly don'tgrult hair—not ebe. About one toontllsince,'saya:art. exchange. a young lady hying in a certain. neighbor hood, was diecovered he'pitig her mother- -at housework. Within two weeks ago bad a dozen desirable efElre of warriage, ono of which she accepted. The girls are all ta king 'to helping their! alothers now in the neighborhoods. —Briggs' Alleniator and Curative, the:only reliable and inost eirioseioub remedies iu the world - for the speedy oure of Corns, Bunions, Bad Nails, &o. bold by F. Vorthinan. erkaung couple had been married by a Qa Ater, who, after the ceremony, remarked, .Vriend, thou art now at the end of thy troubles.' A few weeks:alter the suaog man came to The minister boiling Over with rage , his wife turning cut a regular viz 10. thought you told me I was at the end of my troubles?. , s 4 I did, friend, but I did nut bay which end: =l= af3.00 'e2• "SOA4I' Dyspepsia. We clip the fotlowirig from an exehaege paper, which expresses much ,truth iu a terse way. • If a man wishes to get rid of dyspepsia be-roust give - his stomach - skid trait - V . lm so do.' It will be of no service to them to fol low any particular regimen—to live on chaff bread or any hush stuff—to weigh his food, &e, so king as the brain is. in a 0 , -- itatc -" Rate of excitement. Letiliat have proper rest, and the etocusch will perform its fuog tions. But if he pass 'newel) or fifteen .hours in a day in his office or counting room and take no exercise, his , stomaoh will inev itably become paralyz.d, and if he pars nothing into it hut a cracker a day, it will not digest it. In many eases it is the brain that is the primary cause. Give that deli cate organ some rest. Leave your business behind you when you go to your home. Do mot sit down to your dinner with your brows knit, and your mind absorbed in casting up interesting ace Ilium Never abridge tha usual hours oUsleep. Take more.or leas of exercise io the open air every day. Allow yourself some innocent recreation. Ea mod• erately, slowly, of just what you please -pro vided it be not the shovel and tongs. It any particular dish disagrees with you, however, -never-totreh it or trrk not-itnagiue that you must live on rye broad nor oatmeal porridge ; . a reasonable quantity of nutritious food is essential to the mind as well as to du; body. Above-all,-banish-all thoughts el:rib-a subject. If you have any treatises oo dy spepsia, domestic me etc , put them directly into the fire. If you are constantly talking_and_ thinking about dyspepsia you will surely have it. Endeavor to fagot that you have a stomach Keep a cleat , fl `c "--ence_; lire temperately. re-g•ii-ti,Tlyeleatkly-;- - be int:ldAnous, too, but be temp •Itt•e. . pouring a recent fair at Nailiville a live crocodile from the river Nile, was on cx hibi•ion in connection with a - sideshow. while the tent, under wlliolt this creature was be ing exhibited, was pretty well crowded with : : : •• . 1. u,sed Rtio, gro with Betsy Jane . ' swinging to his aurae stalking in velars - 1i air of supra no indifference, whieh w•s realty_atuusing, reply to his fair (?) companion as to 'What's dat scaly thing lu — the water ? this colored gentlemen, straightening himself up, rearing back and raising his voice to an unusual pitch doubtless with a view of inipreYsing the by. ganders with his great knowledge of the an• imal kingdom' said: Dat! don't you know what dat iH? Why dat's a ouleubine from the Nile!' The win with good firm health is rioh. So is the um with a clear c.)nsienee. So is the parent of vigorous, happy chil drea. So is the edifor of a paper wish a big list of paying subscribers. Se is Q - A!, etergym in whose eoat3ite,:liTtle children of the garish IA& as lie passes thorn in their play, SI is the young man, who laying his band on his heart, can say, 'I have treated every woman I ever saw as I should wish my ais• ter treated by other men. =ZCZI=2 Says the Psalmist; 'lle inaketli my feet like hind's feet .' A 'neg,o preacher read it .hen's feet.' and proceeded t.) say •dat s ben in the benroost, when it falls asleep, tightens its grip so's . not to fall df And Bat's how true faith, toy brederti, holds on to do rock.' t e A7 --- 1 old ltdy of Connecticut, who lost her purse a•short tuna since at New Haven, de clared on its being restored t,t her, that she %conid not attempt to interfere with the re• ward that- was stored up in heaven for the finder, by offering him money. A consider. t ate person that. A girl woman Tromis34 to show two young ladies their huqbauct , i' flue is a palo of water. They ifrbkecl, and exclaimed, 'Why, we only sec our locos: 'Well,' said the gipsy, 'those faces will be Your ILuAlauds' wt►en you aro,,roarried.' A °rump old bachelor sends ns-the follow ing conundrum: What is the difference lie• twee° a honeycomb and a honeymoon? A honeycomb consists of a number of smut{ 'cells,' and a honeymoon consists of one great 'sell.' A poor fellow before one of the rolice justices recently, charged with being intox icated. 'Well, why dici you get drunk?' See here, was the reply, uttered in a hiccough and acceut of a drunken wan: 'what did you give license 1 4?' • 'Professor,' said stolen' in perstait of know. ledge coaccraing the habits rtf animals, 'why does a cat, while rating, tura Ler head first coo way and then the other ri tF er th e resent,' 4 eplicd the Professor, that she cart not-tut.n_it butte Ways at erite.° A New Englaq pick pocket has reet?tt t im ly accomplished tlt; qst astotrlding lent of light fingering \coed Ile has picked a )tethotlist mi steeit pocket and realized 5100 thereforru. CATARRH.--1f affi Iced a constant doll pain•will be felt in the head, ambition will be wanting, a Constant drowsy feeling will be present, the skin will be dry and bar-h, the hair will have a dead appearance, en unction,. fortable and unhappy feeling prevailing thromOont tbe whole system Dr. J. Ilri,mtt A Ilevantor, a pleasant, agreeable sod paitivo remedy, will instantly 'relieve and rapidly . cure Catarrh of the most severe and troub'e some description, and banish all of the utl pleasant attendant synaptorml E lc h making fire to lour Tints far use. SOLI IS; P. Fortinaa. , . _virSlktn!cfibb*r. the Escovii.7'iP4 rk FM Mat 20
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