PAGE TWO you won't believe this even when you read - it One Lilco, one two . . daintily bouncing her football down the mall, All-American Josephine Tepsic flipped the beads of per spiration from her carefully pow 7 dered nose. Catching a bead I tossed it back at her and as her slight frame shivered under the icy deluge, I panted, "Miss Tepsic, I idolize the figure you cut on the gridiron. "How do' you keep i' . . . . err 000ps, pardons me. f mean to .what do you attribute your phe nomenal success in the pigskin world?" Eimiitting an etifectionate "oink," Josephine revealed her sacred secret. "It's due entirely to the pin ning-cuip exercises I do each nigilt, she explained. "A pack age of bobby pins, a bottle of hair set and a curry come—use these and you, too, may become a great athlete!" Overwhelmed with my scoop I ened to "Wreck Hall" ,where wrc , :tling champ Samantha Har ry was having a work-out with her manager, Watt A. Wolfe, "Wanna clinch?" Samantha (11V1 ritably suggested. Throwing over her manager in anticipation of new prey, "Sammie" crept slowly toward me. I ogled. Slim velvety arms punctuated here and there with gle:ming biceps, streaming blond hair revealed the delicate curve of a cauliflower ear. ".Ahh, Sammie darling," I br eat h ed. "What makes you clinch so?" "Now you're -gettin' poisonal, Bin," S'la.un an tha melodiously grunted. "But if ya let me prac tice on ya a few times, I'll give ya the lowdown!" (ElitOr's note: Mere will be a two minute pause here for pre yer.) Two hours later. Thstatically inhaling smelling salts, I once more asked Sammie the secret of her success. "Before eath woikout I imbibe ti,VO glasses of warm cow juice— ya know chalk soup? Oh yes. and Then ya better tell all those poi sons who wanner be athletes. rub their paws wiith Joigans each night = makes 'em the kinda hands the other guy'll get bitched up with—then ya give 'im the ole one two." Thanking Sammie for her in valmble tiips I next sped to the ;field where slim, lovely Juanita Nolan , was triming -around with • her Lacrosse colleagues. "What gives you this unlimited energy and skill?" I asked the ,charrp. "000000, you .tweiat bug wondahful man, oo!". she gurgled M. answer. "Tell my public it's (what I diwink eviwy night at the iiwatahnity houses.'.! "You don't need..a matwic calla the. - h," she added softly. "You thweet ill thing," I liithep, "Din' anythling Saturd WH O. GOS H, DING IT, STARTED THIS ? ? ? Backetib'all stareete The basketball courts were my next stop and can you guess who was there? Waldo, Hatkevicb, of course! "Walda, my love," I implored, !peering around bar Icompact. "Wihat gives you your amazing long reach?" Thoughtfully acplying lipstick to her chryanthenturn bud lips, she answered, "Well, sir, I have to .sorta reach for my toes every night when I give myself a pedi cure. That's very strenuous. And then, too, trying 'to catch the Visit The New GLICK SHOE STORE 122 Allen Street For Your Smart Campus Shoes We feature the Fam ous Sandler "Sports ters" in a complete size range. waitresses' attention every ,eve ning in' the Corner Room is gradually extending my reach." Excellent, direct answers, I de aided as I idly watched Weida help Helen Fry through the holes in the basketball net. "Helen, where did you learn the .fancy footwork?" I shouted. The great gymnaft flung her leg at me. I promptly caupht it, stroked its black coils of hair and pocketed it for future inspection, ES she declared: "Thar hain't rilly a th'ing to Mt," "Jist stand in. a nylon line fer a few hours, or If yer pertic urly anxious hie yourself to Ath hall for lunch. I can Show yer how ter git through the line in, five minutes." It's a Date Thrilled, I sighed, "It's a date,' then eating the delidacy I next o.; , :proached Boxer Joan Ben Han. ShF.lkirig her anaemic white fist she was furiously °biasing her shadow around the gym. I repeated the now trite ques tion. Joan sighed, exhaling Tabu. Inhaling Tabu, I gave with a right, then with a letit, then an upipenout and. 'finally quelled Joan's shadow. "You are too kind, sir," Joan politely remonstrated, meanwhile stroking my whin with her 10- pound glove. „I'UTJAOI.Ig SUVA dip s,Spul atu,„ 'kes punom aatttlourpuga.a kw SR .TO „jI.I4TIOS 111A0p ,UyItt.OUS S•E'l4l 1191 -1 11JOU CITI. Sus /cam siv iwe2ie paaceddre put! 41 i.fruitig atty . saka aaojtacp paourip almm. aull V I.lUOf patierdp uoIsTA pada -pirdwact kut sso:toe uatil—aapnal -UT atn vuoajg.wo crl. pa LLITII •Lizcz , a t ilt uro.TT ,cipirm padout.2 aa.aulls mound , iii3put.ls.ino s 4 a2aitoD atilt 3foot 2C3topioct s aux 2tunnoathi, eacipso"iißemp,s, itquae ;no S - - - tuts, oS `pandia." ueof •uonsanio atilt Inpvi ane2 'IIOO.AVS SiMi;al each - .sorority will • now -be "used for,Lawiew - type of rruhing) party. Say the sisters,-"We. turned..down the freshmen women—now we're going to see what the men are like." "PENN STATE. FOREVER" Now and later you'll cherish your jewelry with the college seal. See our assortment of • • Bracelets • Keys • • , • Sword Pins • Barettes . • Lockets • cRABTREE3 . T 3-3 E COLLEGIAN s6uHru SODU -nouue efism New coed dating regulations have been announced by Fluores cent Patrner, npseident of WSGA. The hew rules were compiled as the result of articles published re cently in newspapers and maga zines attacking coed dating con duct. Coeds returning to dorm via roommates unlocking side doors will not return later than 3:00 a.m. Coeds entertaining servicemen or recentyl , discharged men from out-of-town will be given milgintly WSGA added a memoranda that coeds have a reputatien for hospitality to be maintained). Coeds hiving in Watts Hail where 1000 girls entertain beaux in an oversized dheese box halve been given .special permission to en tertain, anywhere on the 'limit Moo:- if two lights are on in the huald ing. Coeds Pnindiing any fraternity lounge fwith less than two lights :burning are asked-lo report all occupants of the. room . immed iately to the fraternity treasurer. fines will (be - collected (by frater nities needing new couldhes. Oth erwise the delinquents are to.. be severely reprimandd. The new regulations go , into ef fect the second Monday this week. saa . a.a greekettes quit rushing Camps sororities 'announced the resuts of their recent.. period of intensive rushing, stating that there will the nn pledges this se mester. "We felt that the , current crop of freshman girls definitely does not come up to our customary Standard, and will not be a credit to Penn State sororities," declar ed Sits Bagner, president of Dam- Hell Council. She refused to state, however, whether the fact that the rushees- as a body had. decided that it was more demo cratic to remain independent had , influenced the council's decision. A (member of the freshman class declared that she had thought quite seriously of pedg ing Alpha Zeta Mu or Xi Gam ma Delta, but dhanged her mind Since the AZlVrt mouse was too f9r from her eight o'clock classes and the Xi Gam pin did not look well with her flaming red hair. She added that a few - hoUrs' sob er reflection persuaded her not to go sorority, since, with all .her class remaining independent, she would some day be the only sorority woman-on campus. Sorority- actives,. worn out after their futile efforts, voted' to take a week-off-from classes to recup erate from the effects of the rushing 'period. The .date prev iously set aside for initiation. in hen ,ityleJ Good. Morning Ladies. I say ladies, for I know that all Penn State coeds are ladies. It is spring and what do all girls- think of when spring comes? That's right . . . clothes of course. Skiiis will be longer this year. No more of this knee-attraction business. To capture interest this year, you will have to depend on those .de lightfully, feminine blouses with the receding necklines. For that pretty-as-a-picture look, try a bow at the side of your hair,, or better still, try a beau at your side. With nylons back on the, market the average woman can discard those imitation stockings she got out. of a bottle all during the war• . but if the temperature • goes up, chances are Lizzy Harden will not have to go out of business. (For explanation, read ear of front page.) And the well shod foot will be. two inches off tht burning pavement this summer ... platform soles, you know. • - This year jewelry once again steps into the spotlight. With the increase in the number of men on most campuses in America, the fashion will be more jewelry, girls. No longer must you content yourselves with sporting one fraternity pin apiece. Appropriate several, one for each change of costume. This makes for variety in color schemes. Another helpful hint to you wondering coeds . . . you know those little gold and silver keys which so many of the MEN around campus wear? Well, they make the cutest earrings. Of course, you must get two that match, but that's easy. Just . ask the fellow from whom you get the first one who else is in that particular "club." And flowers will definitely be worn this summer. Don't bother to buy a hat for Easter. Just tell that present fiance that hats are. "out" and that you must have floWers for your hair. ` However if,You:- . . really want to be "right," you won't wear, just any cad flower, you'll insist on. orchids'to Match all your costumes, not the' ordirrary..•: , common violet shade, but rather brawn ones, white ones, yellow and , greeni ones. You'll• be surprised what a difference such, a little thing will make in your wholee appearance . . . and in yotir love life.... And to the girl of the ex=Gl,, I have this parting bit .4:::0f advice..., If your "man" was in the air corps;be j sure to wear those subtle shades of pink and green; if "he" . wasa swabby, pick shades of blue, prefer- -• ably the darker shades, and for the men who fought thewar on their feet, dress in that new and different shade of beige. Take mY.: advice, girls, dress in the colors I have prescribed. Your men are.' used to these colors, and they'll_ love seeing you in them. And so until next year at this time, this is your spring fashion expert bidding ••,' you all a fond farewell. Virzi ler Vorto./9, Pt's a smart man who avoidS be ing a fall guy by taking a tumble to, himself. College-bred" •sometimes means just a four-year loaf. The Easter halts now showing indicate that in a lot of families the women are going to be wear-_ ing the plants. A doctor advises that a frown exercises 50 muiscles in the lace. Moral: Take less - exereVse! A will of his own helps a young man, says lan educator. And that of a ..rich grandfather doesn't hurt any. What do you want in a lipstick? 'Smooth-as-sotin texture? Creamy consistency? Colors that stay gloi ouilytrue? This lipstick I or p as e m 41 has an these quolities—plus the add ,delight of delicate Duchess of Yo fragrance and a distinctive aqu tenomelled metal case-_-_-$l.OO plus to MdANAHAN'S DRUG STORE S. , ALLEN STREET-STATE COLLEGE Another. time for a motorist ,to worry aboa ;losing control of his car is when he's a .couple 7 of in. stailiments behind. If you're wdlifing Ito .admit you're all wrong when you are, you're all night. Gaigs are what' people who are always pulllting •'themm need. A soft shoulder has upset many a one-armed driver, Some people who get 'the breaks need 'em Ito keep from slipping • baokwards. The OPA tined a Neivv. York dealer $79,01 for overcharging on nylons. For once we 'can get more kick out of a single sock than a. pair of stodkings. The housing situation do no . :" '4Pk, MONDAY, APRIL 1, 1946 by . lord tt o 'Bongo Bright Cordinol Red Red Holly Berri Nally Pink Fuchsto Roiti Raspberry Fuchsia Tulip Block Cherry'
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