in jiii iiiHBiiiiawwwiPWwwwi V-ajfMKWUIIUIUIUW Tit-"- -. i--c ""? ft; "IT(T- tf " -rjfl- B li IH II U .ffif F B. a If M 12 A "NOW LISTEN, ZAPP! VY IS IT YOU AN ARGUMENT RIGHT AVAY "Because, Birsky, Ven You Say Dot Roose velt unci Taft Are Not Good Friends, You're Meshuga." Montague Glass, in His Inimit able Way, Relates the Argu ments of the Two Characters Over Their -Lunch at Wasscr baucr's Restaurant Jn This, the First of the New Glass Stories, Znpp and Ulrsky Are Agitated Over Second-Term Mar riages, us Applied 10 i-rcamum Wilson, Votes for Women, and Etiquetto "X7T.LL, why not?" Louis Ilirsky. the rcal-cstater, exclaimed ns he sat in Wnsscrbuticr's Restaurant with Barnott Zapp, the waist manufacturer. "When my Grosvatcr olav ha-diolom jrot married for the fourth time he was 85 years old." "Sure, I know," Zapp commented, "but some fellers Rots married be cause they don't know whether they need n wife or nn ambulance." "You should need an ambulance . like President Wilson needs one," Birsky retorted. "Mr. Wilson has got his office light in his home, Zapp, and before you arc through with your coffee in the morning, this is what Mr. Wilson does: He dictates to the bookkeeper a rotten letter to England that in case the shipments j is delnyct any longer wc would posi tively take such steps as we think proper to protect our interests in the mnttnr. .ind remain: ho nlavs eighteen pockets golluf; he sees Bernstein, the j manager from the Kaiser's Washing ton brnnch, and tells him where he belongs, and then sends out all the . monthly statements between the first time when his daughter says his coffee is getting cold on him and the tenth time, when she says that even j though the girl would be a greenhorn she ain't goin' to stand it day after day that sho ain't through washing the dishes from the breakfast before it's time to put 'cm on the table again for lunch; a busy man like Mr. Wilson needs to have a wife looking after him, otherwise he will soon get his stomach in such shape that some . morning when the country sausage stays an hour on the table before he eats it, instead of the regular form letter ho is using for Germany, he is apt to dictate one out of his head saying just exactly what we think about it." "Even so," Zapp said, "he's going to lose a bunch of votes out on the Pa- DEATHS HHOOMAI.L. On December 0. PJ1.1. ISAAC K uiliiuMALI., In Ms with i'Hr. MelaU-.es anc irleniis. alio tl.e Uoddard Lotlne. No. UNI. 1 ami A. M.. " Ciiiitesvllli, I'.l.. nrc Invited to attend Ilia funeral services, .it the Hen xlbali luiinwt i hui-i-h, inciter I'ounty, l'n.. on Sunday, nt 12. "0 p. m. Remains may le viewed at Schuvler's. liroul and Diamond la., on Saturday, from 7 to lu p. m. BUO.MI.KY. On Den inner S. HIIS. EMMA a., wire oc Jonn l.. tiromiey. iiciatiici .l i.l.ml. .. .. In. I.A.I In nllnnil tliA fit. . Will IVII" lilt lll.li.u ... ,........ ...v - n-ral, on Mont'oy, at 1 a in., from the real v dfnte of her husband. .112 (ireenwbh st Services In St. Peter's Protestant Episcopal X Our. h, Id nnd I l.iu 'If.. t II it m. pre cise!). Intoiinent private. Klndl) nmlt tlornl offerings. Friends mu call on Sunday, from , b to 10 ,i. m Automobile Hon Ice. BROWN. On December H, 101.1, MAItV A. IIHOVV N. widow of Charles 11. Ilrown. former ly or I.2S Knilb t.. Phllntvlphla. Relitlvea and frlcuJs are Invited to niten.l the fuurral on MnndH). nt s u. m , rrom the rcilif-ce of her eon-tn-law. George W. Kne.itite. 2US South ntth st., Camden. N. J. Solemn He oulem Mais at the Church of the lmm.iciil.tto Conception, nt 111 o'clock. Interment Calvary Cemetery. Remains may bo Mewed Sunday evenine , BVRNi: On December 10. 101.'.. MAHY A. llVlt.N'i:. Due notice or funeral will bo given, from her lulo residence. HXl New Market st. CARPENTER. On Dei ember in, 1111.1, nt Media, Pa.. JOHN CARPENTER. Services nt the convenience of the family, on Mondaj. Interment at St. Peter's Cemetery. Philadel phia. it 'I i m. Please omit flowers. CASMDY. On December 10. WIS. MICHAEL CASSIDY. husband of the late Mary t'assldy. Relatives and friends of the family, iilso the Holy Name Society of St. John the Baptist Church, are Invited to attend the luiierul. on Mondny, at S..I0 a. m., from his late residence. 107 Harvey st., Wlssuhltkon. Solemn Requiem Mass at St. John tho Ilaiitlst Church, at 10 a. m. Interment at West minster Cemetery. CLARK. -On December 0, 191.1. THOMAS, husluril of the late Catharine Clark. Rela tives and friends .ire lntted to attend funer al, )) Tuesday, at S :hi a. in., from the resi dence at his son, Michael J, Clark. ,11.1 North Orlann.1 st. Solemn Requiem Mars at St. AUKUsttno'a church, at 10 o'clock. Interment Holy Cross Cemetery. CUMMINUS. On December 0. 191". JACOtl. husband of Anna E. Cutnmlngs. Relatives and friends aro Invited to attend funeral serv ices, from the residence of lit daughter. Ml Corinthian ave.. Sunday, nt 2 p. m. Inter ment at Mount Muriah lemetery. DEARIE. On Dei ember 10. 191.1. HARRY C DEARIE. Htlullnn ami irlends. also members of the Voluntary Relief Department of fie Pennsylvania Railroad Company una employes of Ihu Pennsvlvanlu Railroad, aro lnvlt"d to alien! the fineral services, on Hon lay. at 1 p m., at the apartments of Oliver II, IMIr, ISM Chestnut st. Interment private. ENN1S. Al Wllllamstown. N J., on Decem ber lo, lul.1. NATHANIEL t BNN1S. HRod OS years. IteUlHes and friends are Invited to attend tho funeral, on Tuewlay, from his late resldnce WlUUmstown. N. J. -Services at Presbyterian Church. Wllllamstown. N. J., at 10"iO a. in. Interment M, K. Cemetery, Wllllamstown IWUHV. On December 8, 1015. MAROARET 1.. wlJovv of J. II. fairy and daughter of WlllUni and Margaret Maltman. Relatives and frlenls. Linden Star t-odge. No. HI, a. of B.. Trlnll) Lodge, No. 1. I O. St.. of Camden, are Invited to attend tho funeral, on Sunday, at 12.30, from the residence of her daughter, Anna Countlas lulu Broad ay, Camden Services at Trinity SI. K, Church, at 1 p. m. Interment private. Fern wood. Remains may be viewed Saturday, 7 to u p. m. aVKflKI.Yv On December 10, 1015, BL'SAN HKl ENA. widow of Jurea Feaely. aged 74 years. Vunerat service on Sbmday at IS p id , at her late residence 3MI Cillurlue si tntertoect at Readlnz, Pa.. Tuesday. FEU.-On Twelfth month Oth. 1013. MARY 8. FELL, in her 7.1th year. Relatives and friends are Invited to attend the funeral, on JHtst-day. Twelfth month l'.'th. st 3 p. in st the residence of her nephew. Ueoree. J Watson, 412 North Chester road. Swsrthmore. Pa Interment private. rHEBMAN. On December 8, 1813; THOMAS 1 1. husband of the late l'rldiii freeaian. HulaUit-a and friends of 'amll als the Creole Pott. No. 10. O. A. K.. of I'hlladel I'Uii. l-ott No. 3 and Post No. -17, O A. It . of. Uuudei. N. j.. are united to ntiend iu- ncrvl on Monday morulas. December 13, at K o clo. k from the residence of hu ion-ln-1m Ihonwa F r'liry " Uoerty st , Camden. Solemn HUh Reuuujm Mais at ivs C' "' t of the Sjcre.l He urt at it 30 v " k lut-rmtqt at Ne CiihtJial feme ttrr rv o'.nn ay be Ftt uei o humlay t esuu ir UiMlS n- IX nbe- 1911 M HY B, , - Tpomjs St Garaon. RrUti.n m i ! (i n st i tj attend .be tuuerai. i SimOay, l : (. a. Iwni. $r Uti residence, EVENING &? Iff ; Jfaf y I CJ-- --? .' "She ain't goin' to stand cific Coast, whore ladies vote, because pretty near every married woman thinks it's a whole lot more bckovet for n widower to drink himself to death for sorrow than to get mnrried again." "Sure I know," Birsky agreed, "but most married women is the same as them busted presidential probabilities like Bryan and Whitman. So long as they ain't got a show in the world at it, they don't believe in no second term. As for the women, if any one of them knew a man who was going to get the wedding presents that tho President would get, they'd be willing to take a chance on him, even if his matrimonial experiences made King Solomon look like a feller who would really like to get married, but didn't have the courage to go in for it to any extent." "I thought it was etiquette that you shouldn't give the President a wedding present," Zapp said, "on account of afterwards if it comes up that he is to appoint somebody for a judge or post master he shouldn't have to hesitate to turn the feller down because ho sent him a coffee percolator or something." "An idea!" Birsky exclaimed. "Pres ident Wilson has such a white disposi tion, y'understnnd, that if some one sends him diamonds even he don't deaths 210 S. Aldcn ft. Interment at Westminster Cemetery. Automobile funeral. OlIEi:. On December 9. lyin, MAR11ARET, wile of Julm J. tlhee iind duuKhtcr of ElU.i ii ml the lute William Malloy. Relatives and IrlnidH nro Invited ! uttend the luncril, on Stnndav at '2 p m., from her late reHldencc, .IK! North Jilih at. Interment Sit. Pince Cemelity. (ill.llCRT. At his residence. 1111 Arch st.. on Lviemter in. tlil.l. IANSIMi II.. hus band of Martin C.llben. RcliitlvtH nnd frlimli". nisi) .Meridian Sun Lodge No. l.v. V. and A. M.: Asbury Park K. O. 1".., and tho Grand rniternlty. No 1. are Invited to attmd tho funeral services, ip Tueadny, nt -l tr. nt the npartments of Oliver II. Hair. lSIu Chestnut st Interment private. GOHIIVK.Ml. -On Dceinher !), 191.1. CARO LINE K, daughter of tho late llenlamln and Annie E. Good) car. Due notice of the funeral will be given, from her lato risldencc. lSld Itrnwn at. tiltAY. On December 10. 101.1. ELIZ ABETH, widow of John Clrny. In her with iar. llelatlvrB and friends aro luvltcd to attend the funeral services, Monday, ut I p. m,, nt thu ifsldeiico of her son. Oordou Oray, 1040 bouth Frailer st. Interment pri vate, at Beverly, N. J. OltKKXKIV.VI.ll.-At Brldgelioro. N. J., on December l. 1913. WILIIKLSHNA C. widow of Jacob Orrenewald. In her S.M yrar. Rela tives and friends are Invited to nttend the funeral, from her lito residence, Ilrldgcboio, N. J., on bundaj, at " p. m. Interment llrldscton, N. J. Automobiles will meet trims at Riverside. N. J. IIAl'ICirrr. On December 10. 1913. SIAH I1AHET, wife of the late James Ifackctt. aged ll years. Relatives and friends nro livlted 10 attend tho funeral. Tuesday, at S-lo u m , frum her lnte resldeiwe. 2U West Thomiisau tt ueinn nequieni jiass iu m. Michael's church, at 10 m. Interment Old Cathedral Cemetery. llARllINU, On December 9, homo In Overbrook. ALICE H. Hardlns Services and , 1913. at her E.. wife of C. Interment prl- vate. IIAShON. On December 10. 1913, AfiNES IMUl.DA, daughter of James II. niul Ida SI. Hasson. llelotlves nnd friends, also II. V. SI. Sodality of the Church of Our I-ady of Sit. Cirmel. are Invlied to attend funeral, Tuesday, ut K u. m., from her iiarents- rcsi drnu?, H7 Wolf at, Solemn High Mass of Ieiulem ut lliurch of Our lanly of Sit. Car mel, nt ii .30 precisely. Interment New Cathe dral Cemetery 1IVVES. On December 10, 1913. SARAH, wife of Patrick Hajis. Due notice of fu neral wlli lo given, from her late residence. lfi.1l Huffner St.. Nlcetown. JIKNDERM1N. On December 10, 1015. JAS1ES. husband of Slary Q. Henderson nee Stevens) niul son of John and Sophie Hen derson. Due notice of funernl will be given, from his late residence, V.'OI South Carlisle st. HKHtWU. On December S, 1013, HENRY P. Ill.kWIU, aged ill jtars. Relatives and frlemu. aim IT'srctili) Assembly, No. 4, A O. M P., are Invited to attend the fu neral sfrvlcr ot his late residence. Sol North lMh it , on Sunlay. at 11:13 p. m. pre clselv Interment at Potisvllle on arrival of the X TV a. m. train on Monday. HOI. DEN On December 10, 1013. ROBERT IHll.DKN. Relatives and Irlends. also Fernwood Lodge. No. 313. F. and A- M.; Unl vrsitv Chapter. No. I'Jl. It. A. SI . Klngses sliig Iydge. n'". dai. I, O.O. .'.. John l.rur.v ixiac, ana me employes ot Straw-bridge & Clothier, are Invited to at' tend the funeral, on Monday, ut 2 p. in.. from his lata residence, lnw. Woodland ale.. West Philadelphia. Remains may be viewed on Minday, from 7 to 'J ft. m. Interment at St. Jarres, Churchyard, Klnri.esslng. IIOHNIIKKOKII. On December 8. 1913. DAVID HOHNBEHG1-.H, husband of the late Lucetta Hornberger, aged 73 yesra. Relatives and friend ' luMted to attend funeral services, on Saturday, at 8 p. in., ut the residence ot his son. Curtis Hornberger, 2IU0 A uen St. Interment al Cresionn, BchuylkHI Co.. P-. 00 Sunday afternoon. PottsvlUa papers please copy, lll'TTOS. On December 10, 1913, of 1lnh tterU, WILLIAM JAMEi). son of William and Jennie Hutton, aged 3 yeara. Residence. Ovorbrook. Pa. lutctnunt at Paul Lutheran Cemetery No fkneral. IM.KKSULI. On December 10, 1013. Cap. tain WILLIAM 1NCIERSOL! ,'ln the S7th year ot his us: reLstlte-s and frlenu. Ves sel Ounce and Captain Auoilatloua, ore In vited to Mttciul tb funeral sen lies, on Hon da, alternoon, at - o'clock, ut tho residence of hi son, lUiUrt C. Ingersoll, S.XT1 Larvb W'mM ne lntirmest prlvute IE. On December 10. 1013, ANDREW M husband of Asnes Ivey inee Sheridan). llmWra. f. Ull Ncrth -13th f Due notice tf ;bt Jnf il nlil be gt.T KEltlllli.AN On December tv, 1011. MARY KEitiUUAN in her KM year It-lath cs and friei t ire t vlud to Attend the funeral, Slonaay, at b g. m.. front residence of her LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, SATURDAY, DEOEMBEB By MONTAGUE GLASS it day after day that she ain't through va.ililn the dishes." stand show to get np pointed ash man's helper unless he's got tho neces sary ability. And as for it's not being etiquette to send the President wedding presents, I bet you if Tiffany or Gor linni would got on their shelves the silverware which the President would get from the House of Congress alone, for two years they would lay off their operators and double their sales force. Then there is tho ambassadors and nil the foreign kings and queens. Take for instance Bernstein alone. As much as that feller feels like sending the President for 25 soap wrappers a cut glass olive dish, I bet ycr the least he could got to loosen up for is a couple of thousand dollars, reckoning the regular ambassador's discount off and everything." "Say!" Zapp interrupted. "That's all right, too, but don't you suppose all them people which is sending presents to the President also gets married once in a while, too?" "You mean the President would got to reciprocate?" Birsky asked. "Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that," Zapp replied; "what I menn is that if a Congressman gives the Presi dent a wedding present, naturally it's up to the President to give a wedding present when the Congressman gets married, ain't it?" DEATHS niphew, John J Ktnliin, 2321 West llunt liigilin bi. ?iii nt M. Co1uiii1j.i' Church, at 1 n. ni. Interment Holy irosa Cemetery, KREINEIt. At Delanco, N. J., on Decoinbcr .. 1H13, 1'itA.SK, ,-uii in la-vlllia nil I the late John Krelner oge.l .19 lears ICelatiVis nnd irttnds, uIhi C.innlin ,iirly li.-nel.-l.it A soilatlon. nnd emplo)es of A. Itlilgvin). on A: Co., arc in.lted to uttcivl tho ruiiernl serv lies, on Suiidi, at 2 p, m.. at hi late real dtmc. Uuttnnvvood St., Deluiuo, N. J. In terment private. LArn.RTV. On December 10. 1913, OEOIKlE V., husband of Amelia I-ifferty (nee Horlnti). niul son of the late John, Sr , mid Margaret lotifittv. In his 37th ymr. Duo nollcf of the ruprral will bo given, fiom his late ri-lilcnn-, 2:111 South il',i st. LANtii:. On December 10. 101.1. UlfHAltD C LANIJE, ugrd .".ti years. Ilelaiiveu unit fi lends aro Invited to attend the funeral scrv ices, en Hauday. at :i p. 111, at Shu)lem, Prnad mid lilnmond Ms- Interment private. Norrlfctown papers please copy, LEE On DiiemUr 0, 191.1. FLORENCE MAY. daughter of M.-irj C. nnd tho lite Afrinzo P Lie. aged 14 rars and 11 month. Itilatlvea nnd friends, also tMml.iy School of Keii4liiKtjn SI. E. Church, 1110 Invited to at tend tho funeral seniles, Slonday, at 2:10 p. m., precisely, at Hie mother's resident o. I'.'.'t Iticlimonil st. Interment private, North Cedar Hill '-cmoter. LEWI". On December !. 1913. SARAH. daughter of tl.e late John B. and Eliza P. Lewis, uud tter-lu-tavv of Colonel John W, Crosbj. a'i-il Hi en. Relatives and filemla are Invited to attend tho funeral services, on Sunlay, at 2 p in, at the reldeiHc of Iter nephew, Samuel II. Trlikitt, MIO Cedar ave. Interment piiuite I.I'rri.K. On December 8. 1913, HENRY II.. husband of Katie SI. Little. Relatives and friends, alto members of Bible Class of R:thlilieni Baptist Church and SIu,lilans' I'nloi. of Pennsylvania, hio invited to at tend funeral services on faaturdav, nt S p. m at his late residence. 2107 N. Bouvler st. Interment Chamln rsburg, la. JIuiCAl'I.I.KV. On Dee-ember I), 1913. CAR RIE POLLACK SlaeC.vri.l.r.Y. daughter of the l.ue Ellas nnd Frances Poll.uk. Relatives and friends, also B'Notli Jrshurun l.oJse. ure It.vtteil to attend ihu luneral servicer, on Simd'i), nt 2.0 p. 111. picclsiely. nt the par lors cf Slorrls Ron nbe rs's Son 2oni Noith lironil st Iiuerment at Adaih Jcshuiun Cemetery MurlNTOMI. On December 0, 1915, ALICE W., wldmv of Slavon Sl:u Intosh, aged Oi years Relatives and frlimls are invited tr, view tho remains. Ht her late residence, 20.11 North 7th st . on Sjnduy, between 7 and 10 p. 111. brrvues and Intel mt-nl private, at 111-) convcidcuce of the famll.. MACI.Al'UIII.IN. On Derembir 10. IS.'i. iho Rev. HEuROE W. SUCI.Araill.lN, 1'.. aged S:i vfars. RcLitlves and filends, i.lso Solomon's Lndge, No. Ill, F. un.t A. M , 1 i liniibla Chiller, No 91, It A. SI : Unl and managers PrnnlvanU Seamen's rlenlte, Soclty, and members of the Plilladeliitit.i Conference of the Slethudlst i:plsotat Chunh, are invited lo uttend lie funeral services, on Slond'iy, at 2 p. m., at the apartments cf Oliver II. Bnlr, iu Chestnut st. Inirrment at Slount Slotlah Cemeler,. Klndlv omit flowers. M.WIISON On December 0. 1013. SUSAN K. MADISON, wife ot Edward W. Sladlsou, Sr . aged j7 years. Relatives und friends are Invited to attend the funeral, 011 Monday, nt 1 !' m., rrom the residence ot her hus band, U Church st, Camden, N. J. Services at Asbury SI. E. Chureh at 2 p. m Inter ment Bethel Cemetery. Remains tniy be viewed .Sunday evening. JIAIIAl'l'Y. Ou December 8. 1913, JOSEPH M son of Joseph W und Annie I Slahaffy Itelatlvcs nnd Irlends are luvltcd to atten the fuueral. on Slonday, al ! ''') a. m . from his parents' residence. 2110 South 13th st. l-olenin Slasa of Requiem at tho Chureh of St. Minim's, ut 1 11. 111. precisely. Inter ment at Holy Cron-v Cemetery. 3IATIKK. Al 0115 North 1.1ih at., on De cember 10. t'-US. HARRIETT W. MATTBR. Notice of f uncial litu, JlcAI.KEIl. At Atlantic City. N. J . on De cember U. r-"3- CATHARINE, daughter of the late John and Elisabeth SlcAleer. Rela tives and friends are Invited to attend luneral Slonday morning. Solemn Ilcn'lUm Slasa at Chureh of Our Lady Star of thS-a Atlantic City). t S.3t) a. m. laterment private. Cathedral Cemetery. Kindly ooilt ttovvers. Sle-CAItTHV. On December 9. 1013. ANNA, wli.ow of Hugh J. SlcCarthy. aged Ti years. Relatives and Irlends, alio inenibcrs or the He-icon 1 resbi lerUn Chureh, are Invited lu uttend the Ivncral servtceii, or. Mondjy. at 2 p. ni., at the residence of her sou-ln law Harrj Seaman 23oi East Yoilt st. Inter ment private I JleClSKKK. -On December 10. 1913, ELLEN ' A-. whiow of Fereus St" js. i I. iauvs anu ruil-os rv uj.wi r.v .- u .iirci Mie., on Slon '" at 8 30 sl, m . irim her late teal dene e tuuu North Caoiao at SLuea of Solemn IUIuUoj. at Church of the liuiy itu.-i , lu VEN r . --3s j ''Admitting that he would," Birsky I said, "If 120 per cent, of tho people ! which give the President wedding prc-cnts gets married on him, and that's a liberal estimate already, he could schenk 'em the duplicates and still be way ahead of the game. Take such nn article ns a sugar sifter, which every married couple is sure to get two, and it's something which if Mrs. Wilson should forget to put it on the table nobody is going to say: 'I always thought the Wilsons lived nice, but when I was there for dinner the other night they didn't have a sugar sifter to use on the lettuce salad,' and yet I bet ycr half the House of Repre sentatives would got to get married before Mr. Wilson is rid of the dupli cate sugar sifters and starts giving away the duplicate olive forks." "Still, tho President must got to got a whole lot of presents before he comes out clear on the expense of making the wedding," Zapp argued, i "Not at all," Birsky said, "I see it in the paper that the wedding would be a small one and only tho close friends of the bride and groom would be present." "Then my worst enemy should got to buy the postage stamps for the in vitations, mailing 'cm in unsealed en IIEA'IIIS a. ir. Interment at New Cathedral Ceme tery. Midi KiAN. fill Dei ember 10, 191,1. CATH ARINE SUCriCAN. llel.illii..s nnd Irleudx, iiImi the League ol the S.u red Heart -Society of the Annunelntlnu Cluiri-li, nre Invited to nttend fuiii-1-iil, mi Tiles la, nt s..:i u. m., from the leMilenio of her brother, Pntrlik Slcilulmin, li TaskiT t. Solemn HIkIi Re-nulem Slass nt the Annum latlun Chuich. at 10 n in. Interment Hul) eros e'etucteiy. Ml 111(111.--On December II, 1013. TIIOSIAS Sl'-!li IH, liuslMiid 01 How SI. Slcllugli (lice Ciillllll). Relatives and lllends, also Poivit l.coiu I'Iscih1 llenellelnl 1'nlon. ure Invited to nlteml Hi" luiieinl. nn Sloinluy, nt s 11 m., fiom his lato rcNldmi". nil South 2llh st High Sluss at St, Anthnn's iliunh, ut U.W II in Inteiiiieiit ut Holy Crors Cemeter). Mi-Kl.i: Ell. On Dfceillbcr h. 191,1, El.l,- Alll-.TH SleKI.EVElt line FrrKUsoll). widow of James SleKcever. Rel.-itlvri nnd frlrndf, nUo Class No. 1, Hlmpon SI. E, Hund.iy S.'honl, ure Invited to iiitcud luneral services, S-llurd.', nt 2 11. m nt tho tesldence of her shtrr Sirs. c. pleler. 21SI2 Nnrih nrlnnua st. Interment strictly private, ut (iiecnmouiit Cemetery. Mi'LAI'lillLIN. December 9, 191.1, CATH ARINE .Mrl.AI'illll.lN. ngert 71 jc.irs. Jltla ilves nnJ friends nto Invited to attend ruueial, Stouday. ut : u in.. Iroui her late resi dence. 'II I Dartmouth ave., Svrarthinore, Pa. High Slats of Requiem nt Church of Lady of Peipeluil Help, Morton, at lu o'clock. Inter ment private. JleNAIIEE. December 9. 191.1, TIIOSIAS SIcNAMEt:. husband of the I.ile Mary Sle Nainee. Rel.itivoH niul friends, ulfo tit. Charles' T. A. II. Soipy. of Kellyvllle, and bt, Sl.ir' Benellilal Society, aro Invited to atten 1 the funeral, Simula), nt h :u ,1. m., fr-uii his lute icstdence, 2d Ogdcn t Cllrtoi Heights, Delaware County, Pn. High Slasa III Si, Chailes' Chuich. Kellyvllle. nt 10 o'eloek. Interment St. Charles' Cnnetrry. MEHiHAN. Suddenly, on December S. 191.1. JOHN Sir.RIHAN. In hla Clth year, at Into residence, till Upland live.. Noble. Due notlco of the funeiul will be given, SIEIIL. At llurlliigion. N J on December ti. l'.il.i, EVA Slfc.ll!.. nge.l 73 jeirs. itela tlvcs and irlends are Invite 1 to attend funeral ia-ivti.es. Suudiy, at a p. 111.. ut her late isr aelii c. :m lloiKsun t,, Iiurllngion, j;. .. Intcrmeiit private. SIII.I.EH. On riecember 0, 191.1 FHED KIlli'K. husbai.d of Slary SI. Sll'ler inro Hlldesliclin). Relatives uud friends, u!no Vttt,. kcvr-ih Tribe, No. 220. Imp, i. it, jj , Bn,i l-urlty Circle. No. 41. II. I', if. ) ot Pa., ure Invited to uttend funeral, on Monday, ui 10 n, in . from his late residence. S3iil Sep. viva st iim-rioe-ne irt-ur 11111 e cnictcry, j:e nvilns may b viewed Sunday, n'ter 7 p 111. JII'llKAV. On Dei ember 10, 1013. JOHN c. SU'LIIAY, aged 2 Mars. Ril.ltlves und filends, tilvo emplnxs of Cutters Klcitrl" Slanufacturlns i'oiniaiiy. and lodges of whlih he wus a nicriLer. are Invited to uttend tl.e fiiueiiil si'ivicei. Slaiulny. al 2 p. m.. nt Ills daughiers realdruee. SS27 North Sinedley si Automobile funerul .Ill'KRAY. On De'e-ember 10. 1913, KATE A. SHIHRAY. widow or Charles C. Slurry .mi ilauahtcr of tho lato Charles O. and Louisa R. Yi'ium Relailves uud friends are tin lied to attend tjie funeral services. Tues day, at 1 P n. ut her late residence, 3H ljst Slnrtln St.. Rovliori.ugli. Inicrnient pri vate. Sit. Pleasant Cemetery, Ambler. Friends ...i.y cull SlomJay, b p. in. Automobllo seiv lee. O'CIISNOR.--At her resilience, 1010 N. Bou vler st.. on December 11 nils. SIARY J., widow of Timothy O'Connor. Notice of the funeral later. PARK. On December 10, 1015. at the Old ladles' Home. Wlsslnomlng, MARTHA C. PARK, aged 1)3 jeurs Relatives und friends nro Invited to attend the funeral services. Slonday. ut 2 p. ni. at the Home. Interment Monument Cemetery. l-l.NNl-.LVN. on December 7. 1913. WAL TER W.. son of Dr. A Warren and Jane W. Peniilmaii. cf Berkeley, lullfcrnu, aged 23 yea is. PKIIRV. On December 8. 1013. SIAHY E.. daughter of John r. and Slargaret Perry I nee Wlsmun). In bar SM ear. KeMUvea oud friend), also thf l V. SI SIallty of the ..burch of the Msltatloo, and Class of 1911, Aluiniwe o. the Ilolv Child Centre. ure invite 1 to aHend tbe funeral, on Mon. tay. at (.. ni- from her Parents resi dence. 2620 Frunklord ave. Solemn Requiem SI us ot tlic Churca of the Visitation, at 10 a. m. Iniermcr.t private, at Holy Sepulchre Cemetery. Automcblle service PlhllElt Oi Deeember 8. 1013. CATHA RINH PFEIFER nee Kuhnlc). widow of Ciuerlea P.eliei ll-tativui uu,i frlenu aie hivlled u attmd ll.c funeral seril.es. on Monday, ot 2 1 . ni . ot 'ver late residence r.12 Katl Wilde-; 11 1 I'eioi'nt prl-aie. North (-Ur Hill cn ft rv I'll II IIP. Ol Dee-en i.t l, 1913. Sflsa UI I I S l-HIL-l.IIo. ,-, 100 year. Re . lives nel Tien la arc m-.ited to attend. Hie funeral on Moi. in r 8 1 1 at. m. from the letiJcrce at her .niece. Mlsa Hannah Me- ALWAYS GOT YOU DON'T KNOW NODDING?" sr velopes nlonc," Zapp rejoined. "If I would got ns many customers ns n United States President has got close friends, 1 would rent Madison Square Garden for a showroom and use tho first 22 floors of tho Singer Building for manufacturing purposes. Tho only thing for a President to do when ho gets married is to limit tho affair to blood relations; otherwise he would spend tho rest of his life paying off the caterer. Then, ngain, close friends of the President ain't always close friends of one nnothcr. Take, for ex ample, Bernstein, tho German Ambas sador, and you've got to admit that so far ns appearances go he's just so close a friend of the President ns tho English Ambassador this hero String-Beans." "You mean Spring-Rice," Birsky corrected. "What's tho difference?" Zapp said. "When them two Close Friends get placed at table anywhere within a dozen chairs of each other it's bound to be unpleasant for the other Close Friends. I don't enre if the caterer stands his own breakage and usc3 hotel china, even. But ambassadors ain't the only ones. I bet ycr there would bo plenty other Close Friends there which is going to suppress some very insulting language to each other, like Roosevelt nnd Taft." "Roosevelt nnd Tnft ain't close friends of Mr. Wilson," Birsky said. "Yes, they arc," Zapp contradicted. "Everybody expects it of them, just to show that there ain't no hard feel ings, even though for the last three years them two ex-Presidents has '& "They'd be willing to tako a chance on him." DEATHS Tnmncy, 21.2.1 East Albert st. (ISth Ward). Solemn Requiem SI.ish ut St. Ann'u Church, ut 10 a. m. Intcriuenl at St. Ann's Ceme tery. PRICE. On Dei ember 10. 1913. SIARY A.. widow of Daniel F. Price nnd daughter of the lata Amoi A. and Anno 11. Uregg. Rela tives and frl.'.i'ls riv Invited to atten 1 the services, on Tuesday, at 2 p. m., ar her lito residence. 3110 N. 22d tt. Interment prlvato. I'llEl '!!. on December!!. 191.1, SIENA It., widow ol Christian Preuscli, aged ,2 seats. Lthitlves .ml frlcmiH are Invited to iitteul the funeial. on .Monday, at 2 p. m. pre iel, from tin rcslJeuce of Iter i-on-ln-1 ivv, Charles P. llui licrt. 11112 Deuiile st., Nlcetoun. In terment nt Norihwood Cemeti'ty Remains may be viewed on Sunday evening, PROC'IOR. On December 10. lot.l, WILL IA.M F.. husband of Lizzie Pioctor. nged 3(1 years. )u untlco of luneral will be given, from his late residence, llil'l Cayuga st. IJI'INN. At Arlington, Pa., on December 10, 191.1, .11 'I IN W., husband of Emilia J. l.nilnn (neo Foi), In his Cll.lt yen-, lielattvcu ami iruiids, .iiiu Juil.liilortii lxxlRC. No, 47.1, K. of P.. are invited to attend the funeral, on Slonday, ill 2 p. in., from his lata residence, York roud mid Horace ave., Ablngton, Pa, Interment nt llnlboro Cemetery. REl'TKIL On December 5, 191.1. FRANCIS CHARLES, son of Human uud Slnrle Renter into Wanem.uhei), to his 2llh cur. Ilel i lives und trtends, alsu ineinberH of the II, V, SI. Kudalliy of St. Ilnnaventura's Church, Archblshnii Wood Council. No. 412, C. 11. 1,., uro Hulled to uttrnd the funeral, on Slonday, nt 7."o a in., from his pirents' resident . 1140 Rising Sun nve. Requiem Slasa nt St. Riin.ivenluru'H Church, ut 0 a. m. Inter ment ut Holy RoJeemir Cemeters, HHHilN. On DceembiT in 191.1, Itl'.TTA, nlie ii' Slitter SI. Rlggln. aged 2S ears. Relatives und friends nf tho family are In vited tu attend luneral services, on Sunday, in U.'IO p. m., ut h'r late residence, 10d Enst llavcnord ave., Audubu i, N. J. interment SIoii.l.i), at St. lleorEe, Del., on urrlvat nf the 10 ". in. train from Uro id Street Station. RIMER On December S, 191.1. WILLIAM 11. RISIER, husband of Kale Rimer uii Hassan) and son of the l..ie WILlam and Slurgiiiet Rlimr. aged !0 ,... in lth,:..s uud irlends. ulso Spu-iau waale. No. l'i. K. (i. I."., liciiuo ll.iti : of l 'oiniili. No. 371, O. I", of I. A I Pinplil-.nl lt lleiuy UIbSI" .: Suns, mid inombels of Hie .Mc'ib'e H". clifs. ur Invited to ntleim tlic fi tiejul. .'! Sunday, ut 1'0 p. in., com hit lata real ilei're. .Tin" Dls.-tmi n, Ta.my. Interment at North Cedar 1 1 lit Ci-nieti"-v. RYAN. uu Dei ember , I'J13, RtCltAUD C. II IAN. liusbutid of lallaiilita Rvan in. I son of the late John mid M.irv llvan. ,if Klliravcut), oui.iy Calwuy, Irelaml. Rela ilves and friends ure Untied to uttend the funeral, or. Sluini.iv. ut S..".n a. in., fion his late icsldeure, 2010 Montiosu st. Solemn l;.-, inlt-.il Jl.is.i uc St. CI. n lies' Chuieii ut 10 a. in. Interment at Holy Ctoea Ccme. ten . trilHir. On December 9. 1913. ANNA LANCASTER, w-lfo ot 1'iancls Schlmp. need ni vcara. Ittlitlvcs uud friends of the fundi) uro Invited to attend the funerul ser vices on Slonday afternoon, precisely at 1:30 1,'clock, nt her lato res deuce, 2C.07 Brown st. Interment Kulgliti nf I'xhlas Cemetery. Au tomobile service. Remains may bn viewed Sunda) evening between the hours of 7 and 0 o'clock. bIJI-S.- On December 10, 1913, SIARY S , wife of Andrew Sims, Relatives and irlends are Invited to uttend funeral services on Tuesday, ut 10 a in,, at First Slelhodlit Episcopal Church, Cnmden, IsT. J. Interment private. Harlelgh Cemetery. S'1'KWAHT. -Suddenly, on December 10. 191.1. at her lute residence, 4M01 Westminster ave. SIARY A. STEWART, widow of W. II. Burroughs Stewart. Interment at con venience of the family. TONER. On December 10. 101.1. at his late . -silence, IVtii Rltner St.. TIIOSIAS TONER, yr. Due notice of thu funeral will bo tflvru. UvI--H. On December 8, 1013. JASILd F.. hutbaud of lullu Walsh and sou of John and Ami Wnlsh. Relatives unj (rends, also 1Mb Ward Republl.un Executive vouinmtcc,' uru Invited to attend tho funeral, on Tues day, ut 8.30 a in,, from hl late reslderce. 2710 East Huntingdon st -rolcmn Reuuiem SIuss at St. Ann's Church, at 10 u. in. pre eUelv Imermeut at Holy Cross Cemetery. WALTON. At her residence, :i.'l .-.pruce St.. on December II. 191.1. SIAHGAHKT II. WALTON. Notice of funerul later. IVII.TSEV. Sudtlenly, on December "9. 1913. THOMAS WILTSEY, In hU Slut year. Rela tives und friends ure luvltcd to uttend tho luneral. ci Slonday. at It . ui float his late residence, near Ilia kvv-o-. N. J, &rvl-es ui iho bonne. Intcitnent el rdack-Youl. Car rluges will meet l o'clcvk train fiuiu Chest uut st. .wrrlos ut UUckwood. N. J. WYI.I'C On December 0. 1915, STUART. husband of Slary A. Wylle. Re sllves and rilAtiQn ira Invited to ntesl Ilia f-:n-r3l 1 setttc9, tin Slcndav, at 2 p in., at his isto . .deue 40IS I'-ir'uj at l3lrM-n( at Ml Mrrls , , 'e ict i WSNN ' D "-' T 311V ANNI' ) wit. ot ilo iu Jv.ji X "Wynn (nee Uc LjUitiUo. : SleiOdrla Uurncraii., Cot-nty 11, 1915; TO MAKE Illustrations F- "Also he wishes tho groom been getting lockjaw from not-wlsh-ing-the-fcltow-no-harm-nt-thnt." "Well, if Roosevelt nnd Taft rings in on this wedding," Birsky said, "Bryan wilt bo there also." "Certainly he'll be there," Zapp agreed. "Him and Mr. Wilson parted good friends, and even if they didn't Bryan knows Mr. Wilson don't mean nothing by nnything he might say. Anyhow, didn't Mr. Wilson give him tho desk as n farewell present? If it would be me, I would of given him the safe by swinging it out of a four story window, and when he waves mo good-by from the doorstep it is tho signal that some one cuts the rope," "Well, anyhow, Mr. Bryan would make a pretty good speech there at the wedding," Birsky said. "I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they already pick ed him out ho should propose the health of thebride and groom." "So there would be speeches at tho wedding!" Zapp said. "Ain't there speeches at every wed ding?" Birsky demanded. "Roose velt will speak also. I bet he gets up and says he hopes the bride and groom will bo as happy as he has been in his married lives, and that if a hundred thousand men is landed on Long Island nothing could prevent them holding Now York until every merchant rntcd higher than .1 to M, credit fair, comes across with his share of seven billion dollars. Also ho wishes the bride and groom many years full of health, wealth nnd pros perity, and that without military DEATHS Donegal, Ireland). Ri Lillys nnd friends atu Invlti'd tn ntliinl funiiiil, on Shmdit), ut Mil) ii. ni., Honi lirr I, it 1 1 .-l.lt-m,-. jiil Pint st. .Solemn High Muss oi Ruiiilem, ut St. Patrick's Churth, .it 111 u. m. Interment Hole Cross Cemetery. YOCMi. On Dei ember 1". 101.1. AL'JS V.. husband of Estello Konulocrfer nu.l sun ui J.iro'i 11. nnd Anna V. Young, ugod '.".i tuie. Relailves nnd frltnds nro Hulled to atli-ud funeral services, on Mnnilnv. ut 2 p. in., in his lulu resident e. Prnsiirit load, belnw Welili roid. Willow ilrnve. Pa. Interment private, nt Wcit Laurel IIIU Cemetery. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES EVENING LEDGER This STYLE TYI-D (or like this) One time J So per tins Three times one week 12V5C per llns Six times one irrek 103 per llns Situations Wanted, three times one week 10 cents per line per Insertion. Place your order for three or more limes and it will be inserted in the daily Public Ledger at no additional cost. One or two Hmi rate for nvrsiNn Lzooii and Pcat.to I.Kiwit.1 combined Is in cents per litis with the exception of Help Wanted and Situations Wanted, which li 13 cents per llns. FOR TYPE LIKE THIS (or like this) which Is penult! "I In all clnsslflcatlonn ex cept Help and Situations Wanted. Lost and i-'ourd, Perianal!, llo.-u dine. and Rooms, add 1'IVE Cl'.vrsi PER LINE TtJ ANY Ol' AUOVU RATEd. There is a drug store near your home that will accept Ledger want ads at ollice .-ates. HELP WANTED FEMALE COOH wanted, while or colored; help with laundry nun downstairs work; reftience re quired. Apply IS Rldo ave.. Darby, GENERAL HOUSEWORK CHrli who anTex. pcrlenced nnd canable can sccuro goad posl. Rons, either In the city or suburbs, by con sulting "Miss Reed," who t constantly In touch with icrsoiis wishing this class o. helo. Either call or phone WA1.NCT .'lOmi mil vein will receive valuable Information width will piomptl) secure you u most ilcsliablo position. This tervlco is tendered through (he HOUSE HOLD HEUISIUY HITHEAU OF THE Dy'E'll'Tls'"1'- ""' " '"" t0 '-'"""' U1RL. experienced, capable, la wrap packages lis druu slore, Appl) HHu Walnut. UI1U.3 wanted to feci automatic xlulnc ma chines on folding paper botes; experienced opetutors preferred. Drown & Haley Co.. yrankllnaudWlllowr stretts. --"er -". HOUSEWORK, ueneruT; jstrl wanted for family of 2; must know something ubout cooklns. Apply In person, 22UJ Tioga tt. " KNITTERS, experienced' on circular. aprtnitT beurd ucedle machines, steady work. Hyyi enlc Vleeced I'nUcrweur Co.. 211S N. Howarcl. MATRON und assistant for Institution. 'chris tian, capable and trained woman desired. :t0 . Ji J", "A ?'.' nimnn required. M SjO. Le-dtcr Central. SALKSWOMEN Immedlaie positions for to-nietent sales women lu OLOVtS MEN'S riiRNISIIINGs CHINA AND OCT 13LA83 Apply at Uuicau of Soiploiweut. tjf. fleer, before It a. m. SlUAWUnlDCp i CLOTHIER I ,vbilj Ixpeil. iitd reav-ra wanted -m ! Kuewlc looms, steady work, locd p ir As - I ply John Mgt.seu Hair Cloth Comrany, Ken. clnjioa ana Clenwcoa avtx. ana Venanio St. E3hOBiK1 y JBSwattS0KKftm- r.Bf ..s.siR i' x AwTH IT By BRIGGS . many years full of health." training n nation could got export! of eighty billions annually, nnd what is it am I right or wrong? Then Mr, Taft gets up and says ho hopes Mr, and Mrs. Wilson's life pathway will be strewn with roses, and from what the new Governor of the Philippines h doing out there wc might just ns well make Japan a present of them islands and be done with it. Also ho never saw a married couple who seomed'so well suited to one another in every, thing that made for tho beauty of the homo, and that it's like putting chains and padlocks on the Supreme Court'H you recall n judge every timo he de. cides that a workman should be al lowed to crush his arm in machinery without being obliged lo stand the ad ditional horror of collecting damages for it from the boss, especially when tho boss promised to fix the machine next week ever since January 1st, 1881." "And what will Bryan say?" Zapp asked. "Looky here, Zapp," Birsky said, "maybe you would like to sit here all day and tomorrow listening to a lot of nonsense, but me I got business to attend to." (CopytiaM. 191., Xew York Tribune' Next Saturday Zapp and Bhikf will discuss painting and colled' ins over their Evening Ledgert at Wasserbauer's Restaurant. HELP WANTED FEMALE NOW IS THE TISIE for nung lullei k Ing t-nmuierel.il positions to innsult "Mill I'tnn" nt Ledger Central. Bin id und Ctwit nut sis. A special ,ervltc Is rendcreJ t .STHNlHIR.W'lintS HuliKKI.I'I'l.l.S .ISO CLERKS thrmiBli tho Cummeiclul Depart ment tn I.KIKIER ADVERTISERS, arkl I great number oi vming ladles have tl bcnellteil by this servlti. flner:il I'll ILA. Women Oovt. clerks exams, cemlfill $70 mn. : snniple ques, free: write (miceil'telr. rrnnhlln Inst., Dept. 71." K. Rocheslcr, N, T. HELP WANTED MALE Al'TOMATIC OPERATORS-Crldlev AemTaTl Cleveland auttim.itle machluo lian.l-i ifistel: flrit-clurs nun unit, hlchcst v ikei ill Apply Stan !urd lloller-.lcarlnz CempiW, lutli aiul Merlon nve. . HOY for olTico work, HI to IS; legible irUer. Answer P. I), jtox 1.1,1 HOYS, HI and over, to work In vvalli-apei ttf tory. Apply, at oiu-e, llecker, Smith & Pal". Water st. nnd Snyder u.e. t HIITI.ER ami houseman, while, with "ripirl- enco lu piiiute work. clt. refnen e fir il and tlnracter required. M Mil. Ledger l'"1'- CAH1NETMAKERS vvt-nttil Anplf IJnfo- rurnlture Company. 10th and I.ehl3'l'- CAIHNETM AKEltS' HELPERS ivan!ed."APilJ J.lntoln I-'urnlturo Co.. Mull st v- lo-hli it CARPESTl'R-Mlll lurpenter vmnted. Ml John nnd James Dob-on, In.-., lUanbet -ulU bco(Cs lane. lulls of Schu)lklll. . c"ASE 1'ITTEItS wanted Apply Lincoln" fnl turo Company, III Ii and Lchbih a-e. COM ECTOR nnd solid or to represent oIJ established life Insurance tompanv, sjiuy and commlrslon, nje 2a lo n slate ewpuf ment last tlvo lears M SSI, ,xrjr Co tral. COOK (Oermon man) wanted for private rksfl In the ebuniry, near Lancaster. 'i ' ' all tho ennltliis and wash his own ' eic. wanes, $.1.1 ler month, rnom. etc APJ'T .,;, day. tto 0 P. m., J. li. Schwacke, 117 J..-;'!: COOIvr Japanrse. vvantetl. first clais. for out oftown; reference. D 12. Ledirer ome& , DRAHOHTSMAN, mechanical with f S perlence: state use, where formerly em)1" and salary expected. Th Cox & Som - IIr.lseton, J-T. J. . GRINDERS. Sellers tool, wanted oritJ men only. Apply standard ItollcfBeirl" Corap.iny. 40th and Merlon ave. HARDWARE-FITTERS Must hava factory experience fltlW -" Fire ca'ainot or turnlture work. 4S hours per week schedule. Physical examination neceiwrr. Apply VICTOR TALKINO MACHINL C Application Office, Delaware ave. and Market st Camden. New Jersey JANITOR wanted (German). ' tnt -4 school in the country, ma ""'uJ , sf expenenced In the firlnu "'',." ja te fcr num. - "-.r month, warn - ,M,w, Kor wife. Ihwi "'"."'V,, m 3- : &!! xS?r"aA ,. PIUUUJ ;ITTW:tS. ryiverlenced '"'&' I' beard needlo maclilne: steady "J1 ,!, rod: I'leetel I luierwtur v w. -- -ontJ- .. ofil I OKKI'-U ROY-Wi I i,n ot ivt. j.ji v-1.1' ' I " .et ' I' ' .it c I ; u.c an oillte "f -ferene.,. ,tW.i moat int. I-', c nt and vlR MJ '. (ca ui-'atjcoo-sui. rtv. - Itai utility "--.- , i n.i no roti : the, hullaliiR. H niarrletl an-l ',. , . wife can Lc Blven If''" "u Msiii e-eueial housework ailll Walt ' I" 1oj,b5, 1 lSSt .etVii ot trip A
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