d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, August 17, 1950 MUTT AND JEFF | OWL LAFFS | | | —BY- | A WISE OWL I have just been enlightened! My | daughter ' tells that the | they have wooden anniversaries is block- | me reason to remind the men what heads they were.---Makes sense, | too. { Over at Gretna on Sunday I| overheard a little five-year old girl | complain to her mother that didn’t like her hew bathing suit. | When her, mother asked what was | wrong with it, explained: “I want one like the big girls wear— | just a skirt and ear-muffs.” | | she she Which reminds me of the little girl from uptown who was caught | telling a fib. Her repri- | manded her severely, and ended Ly | saying: “SHame on you. :I never told lies when I was a little girl.” And her little girl asked: “Waen did vou start, mama?” mother Up at Kulp’s the other night | Ruthie exclaimed: “I just swatted | five flies: Two were males and three | were females.” “How can you tell?” | asked Vivian. So Ruthie explained: | “Two were cn- the bar and three were on the mirror.” This is not my idea, but if I don’t piss it on I'm sunk. ----“Hey,” cried Satan to a new arrival, “you act as though you owned the place.” “I do,” came the reply, “my wife | gave it to me before I died.” “Let's buwy Junior a bicycle,” suggested an East Main St. mama. | “Do you think it will improve his | behavior?” asked papa. “No,” an- | swered mama, “but it will spread his | meanness over a wider area.” en | I joined the sidewalk superin- | tendents watching a construction | job, when I heard a boss yell: ‘Hey, what are you doing?” The | worker called back, “I'm sharpening | 1 pencil.” The boss hollored: “You | can’t do that; youre a bricklayer. | Give it to a carpenter.” — H-E-L-P! | A fellow at Maytown had just | bought a dog and one evening ic| acted rather queer so he called his | neighbor. “I think my deg has the | distemper,” said. “I understand | your dog had the same ailment the other week. What did you give it?” “lI gave it turpentine,” came the reply. “I see. Well, I'll try it,” the fellow continued The following day | the first man called his neighbor | and exclaimed: “Say, my dog died after I gave him some turpentine.” And his neighbor replied: “Don’t | surprise me. So did mine.” he Always think twice hefore you | talk to the youngsters tcday, I was visiting nearby today and the man of the house was dressing down his son for not having advanced beyond the errand boy stage at his place of business. He scolded: “Why, when George Washington was your age he was hard at work as a sur- veyor, earning good money.” “Sure,” replied the youth in a swift coun- ter-attack, “and when he was your age he was President of the United States.” «wee See what I mean? On an inspection tour of several manufacturing plants, I asked: “What part did your company play in the last war effort?” The manu- facturer pointed to a monster tank with a terrific firing power and said: “See that big tank over there? Well, we made the clips that held the blueprints together.” | essentials for wildlife of the Key- | ary, | special preserves. | announced that notice of this years | a decline in the crop of wild ducks | and geese, the regulations can be | and marsh birds fall prey to these! | predacious reptiles. | the bank | run in front of his auto on a road| ants merely indicates AH, IM IN LUCK | HERE'S A SEAT Weekly Letter | By Penna. State Game Commission Few people realize the time, effort, equipment and money re- quired ty provide and improve the stone State, Each necessary 10 maintain 880,400 acres of State- owned Game Lands including servicing over 3500 miles of bound- 865 miles of roads, 605 miles of fire trails, and 156,400 acres of refuges, propagation areas “HICKORY GROVE In order that food and cover de- velopment work on 13 million acres of land owned and leased by the Game Commission may be car- ried on efficiently, roads, buildings year it is {HE LOW DOWN from As I Hawkshaw around ‘here and there I put 2 and 2 together. Then I deduct. Well, says Henry, eluci- and other items must be built or|date versus beatin’ around the maintained. bush. All right, I says— and pay In the Commission's last fisca some heed — you don't need to keep year, 70 miles of roads were con- L ¢ : i a greenhorn : our life, structed, primarily to permit access on being a greenhorn all you to areas where food and cover for/and especially on “Reclamation, wildlife are being established orithe latest racket. maintained, and over 4 miles of new The latest mulligan cooked up fire trails and 43 miles of new . : for the people is water and power. uge lines were cut. To furnish housing for equipment and mach-/A big commission is beatin’ the | inery, 11 storage sheds were con- drum, holding meetings, viewing structed. Fourteeen additional corn cribs were built to provide storage rs. ak handy to distribution points and Water shortage, navigation, and not with alarm a threatened dilemma, | Commission-owned dwellings, stor- least, “Recreation.” There is the age sheds and corn cribs were kept come-on bait — recreation. Lunch in repair. . iis iat Yepa lclubs go for it— they invite the Seasons Will Be Late Albert M. Day, Director of the U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service, big Govt. Boy to explain and ex- pound his. proposed sweet gift. Now folks, listen—hark close- waterfowl hunting seasons and bag don't go looking out the window, | limits will be delayed beyond the|yoy are in the middle of a losing- usual] August 1 date to allow ad- albino. dir You ditional time to receive last minute” affair. The slick Govt, information from continental gift man will tell you that with a breeding grounds. If the later information indicates your=-shirt nice dam there on your crick, you | will have fishing and boating and leisurely lolling—and free—at your doorstep. out. altered to hold the line. If the news But look With the is good, the sportsmen can be given|dam will come a powerhouse, and the Eenefit by a lessening of the built with your own dinero. A restricticns, either in the bag limit | \werhouse full of Govt. employes or length of season. : lwil] ke next. But there will be no Snappers Are Predators next on taxes—there will be mone— Game Protector Jonn Lohman,| spd Milford reports; “I killed an 18 andthe Govt. pays taxes—it . Just a 20 pound snapping turtle last|collects same. month. It is my belief that a great! Folks, keep your hand over the number of young ducks, muskrats no chain—social- man is ped- old geld watch and ism is what the Govt. I watched one turtle that lay on dling—don't be a greennorn on of a slough, its moss-|Reclamation, like Henry. covered shell resembling a moss-| Ycurs with the low down, covered stone. A redwing blackkird| JIMMY flew close. The turtle’s head shot Si pli i lip from under the shell and its jaws barely missed closing on the in-| tended meal. On another occasion a farmer who had been losing ducklings mysteriously found the! cause to be a large snapper in Nis| yume weed-choked pond.” | di Bears Can Take It The afternoon of July 28th, a Philadelphian named Stanley Gold- stein was startled to see a black bear weighing about 300 pounds New Caitle Dock | in esstern Pennsylvania. | ® Goldstein's car collided with thes bear, which rolled a considerable distance, arose and took off into the forest. 1'he injured bruin could not! OH, THIS PICTURE 1S SO } GAE a , Mennonite with Central theatre-goers, CAULKINS “Tillie, | perennial favorite Pennsylvania re- turns to the Gretna Mt. Thursday, August 17, for a week's stay. This delightful show has been a stage, Gretna, on big box-office draw in former years and with the outstanding cast now at Gretna to give it a lively revival, this year's production may smash all previous records. Cast in the role of Tillie is Miss Gae Caulkins, popular leading lady of the Gretna company. She is shown above in cne of the costumes she will wear in the play. ——— OW eee. menthly meeting at the airport last Tuesday night. a solo cross country trip to Wilson and Rocky Mount, North Carolina c¢n Sunday. Tota] flying time for the entire trip Alfred Gusler made was eight hours and minutes. Aviation Service chased an ERCOUPE airplane dur- Donegal pur- be found, attesting again to the bear's amazing ability to absorb rsical is 5 : physical punishment. | Shown here is a view of the Albinism In Wildlife |. recently-completed truck un- On" July 23rd Jonas Hager of| loading dock for cattle at the Hattield, Pa., said he saw an al-| Chicago stock yards as seen in Li : : bino pheasant chick in a brood of full operation on opening day. ycung follow the mother bird] The dock is the largest and Seross a country road in Montgom-| oct modern in the country. ery County. It has a capacity of 14 trucks at An autnority on ringneck pheas-| ants agrees that Mr. Hager saw a! rare featheration, since only one pheasant in 5,000 is white, but states! Irrigation Given as Way that the white plumage in pheas- To Prevent Frost Damages an unusual color phase, the reverse of the black! Irrigation is being cited or mutant pheasant, occurring Practical and economical method occasionally because of a lack of| of preventing frost damage to crops pigmentation in the skin; Helin addition to serving as a protec- says that pink eyes are the indi-!tion against dry weather. cation of the true albino, that pink-| Strawberry growers in Michigan eyed pheasants are unknown to report that nearly 100 per cent suc- him. [cess against frost was realized on Albinism, partial or complete, that crop when the crops were kept occurs in animals (including hu-|covered by sprinkler irrigation sys- mans), birds and even reptiles.items which were used last spring Wildlife so marked is usually un-lin the first test of the procedure, fortunate. For example: Crows! “pick on” gray or white members of their clan, and white pheasants| Canvas *‘tarps” ere spread over and reptiles are usually “rubbed| the ‘‘gridiron” befcre the games to out” by their enemies kecause they| keep the field in good condition and lack the protective coloration com-| protect it from weather damage mon to their kind. Being white or tite ee taco light colored, they are more easily Passenger Cars a time. as a Gridiron seen, therefore are more readily; Railroads of the United States, located by their enemies. having extensive f ger serv- ical washers iors of pas- | ice, now use mech: for cleaning the exter senger-train cars, U.S. Potato Crop Ten to 20 per cent of the U. S. potato crop (field run) consists of small and cull potaioes, They are suitable for livestock feed. Used Auto To Elude Weasels Leonard Hartman, Kempton, tells this story of a smart rabbit and its luckless pursurers: | While driving to the post office on June 8th I saw a rabbit being chased by two weasels along the road ahead. I slowed my car near the bunny and it jumped on the running board. The weasels tried to follow suit but their leaps were Lurb Service short and both fell under the rear wheel of the car. Result: two dead Curb service is not as modern as one might think. Inthe seventeenth anon and Lancaster. The growing importance of Dcn- egal Airport to the c¢ mmunity is reflected by the increasing number of business flights in and out of the local field. M in the past has been pilot training st of the flying here and pleasure flying by pilots own- ing or renting airplanes. It is grati- fying to see the personal type air- plane fitting more and more into local business travel. TE Qe eee: The Bulletin’s Scrapbook ! Week's Best Recipe: Hawaiian Salad: 1 T salt, 3 qts. boiling watery 8-o0z. el- bow macaroni, 4; c¢ mayonnaise, 1 ¢ cubed cooked ham, chicken, 1 ¢ diced celery, 1 ¢ chunk style pineapple. Add salt to rapidly boiling water. Gradually add mac- so that water Cook uncevered, occasionally, until macarcni is ten- der. Drain in colander and rinse in Macaroni lamb or aroni continues to boil. stirring Chill thoroughly and serve on crisp greens. Serves four. A Summer Treat: Maid,” a Playhouse DID YOU LOSE > SOMETHING, J 1 mn SIR? 1 . <Q covers. You can buy it by the yard | The unexpected may happen if in heavenly colors and attractive combinations to bedeck the body or the house. Inspirational: | Beware of false prophets that | Il eptrie ocme to you in sheep's clothing. ... Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? rn ere Patronize Bulletin Advertisers In Case of Fire In Mount Joy and Vicinity Dial 3-3431 SIMON P. NISSLEY MARY G. NISSLEY FUNERAL DIRECTORS Mount Joy, Pa. | twenty-five | eA ee ee ETT, "All Makes Machines SORRY. SIR, BU YEH.) WE CAN'T DISTURB PEOPLE FOR PROPPED), THAD make | either By Bud Fisher I KNOW = = = BUT MY BRIDGE WORK BENNETT'S Restaurant 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY BULK AND GALLONS Try our old fashioned sugar cones with Breyers Ice Cream. | TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS, CLUBS, Etc. g it involves a local man, but when it is a local woman, the expected usually occurs, ° WE OFFER W eldin SPECIAL PRICES ON g | ICE CREAM { 10 Quarts Or More [We must place orders on Monday {and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can | serve you at any time, please CALL 3-9163 CLOSED SUNDAYS Stimulate your business by adver=- ising in the Bulletin. and Gas Also Specialize On FARM MACHINE WELDING AND EQUIPMENT flutomobile and Truck Welding | LAWN MOWER SHARPENING Cover's Welding Shop Delta and Marietta Streets MT. JOY, PA. Phone 3-5931 | Beer!Call 3-4189 | For Home Delivery WACKER SPRENGER VALLEY FORGE . GOOK AMOHL PIEL'S PRIOR ROLLING ROCK ALE & PORTER | Victor J. Schmoll —Distributor— OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M. FORMICA Sinktops & Counters KITCHEN & BATHROOM WALL TILE Tile Floors Venetian Blinds LEONARD L. SAFKO Phone 3-3491 - Mt. Joy, Pa. 17-tf OE BURGE HARRIS EAST OM ROUTE 422 (Hershey Rd) THURSDAY DOLLAR-A-CAR NIGHT Prairie’ Alan Curtis, Clipper, Rod McDowell. FRIDAY SATURDAY DOUBLE FEATURE ‘Idol of the Crowds" John Wayne, ‘The Walking Hills” « Randolph Scott, SUNDAY - MONDAY “Beyond Glory” Alan Ladd, “Sun. day Roundup’ - Featurette. TUESDAY WEDNESDAY “Come To The Stables” Loretta Young - Celeste Holm. ZCI LIL NL 12.773 2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK! R4/N on (LEAR W FREE PLAYGROUND! AAS ALS wv “The “Tuna Tat Tat MT. GRETNA, PENNA. NOW PLAYING Delightful Pa. Dutch Comedy Hit “Tillie, A Mennonite Maid” WEEK ENDING, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23 Drive in For Curb Service | m——— munity. Tillie’s love affair with the new school teacher costs her a $20,000 legacy and her standing in the com- But love, as usual finds a way. @® CURTAIN 8:30 P. M. Repaired ADM. $1. PLUS TAX @ We Modernize Your Machine | of Sewing ! 1 AFR {| 111 N. Market St. ELIZABETHTOWN Phone 216-J Donegal Airport News BEFORE to Electric, Consele or Portable EVENINGS J oO Y SATURDAYS - - SHOWS MATINEE i Call Us Today—We Pick-up and Deliver ... Anywhere! 7 and 8:00 P. M T bo LE A T R AND Tl = Aero Sotnotatic SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS A The C ¥ {u Aer < Fporat m SALES J. V. BINKLEY SERVICE 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M. Flying. Club held their regular Sr HL Mount Joy, Pa. RIGHT ) | 0 | ing the past week. This airplane | | will befused for student pilot train- | { ing, private pilct renting and for | passenger sight seeing flights. Fred Loewen and John | TO&YY- thorne made a dual cross coutitey | trip to the Black Moshannon Air- | port at Phillipsburg cn Sunday | | NORRIS FANCY afternoon. ° Sam Baisbach and Gilbert Leh- Pr ne J ice man visited the airports at Leb- u u Pineapple Sliced | MISSION { NORRIS FANCY Liquid Starch | NORRIS FANCY Strawberry Jelly FRIDAY — SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 - 19 JOHN PAYNE — RHONDA FLEMING ‘The Eagle And The Hawk” -in- MONDAY, AUGUST 21 - FARLEY GRANGER — CATHY O'DONNELL “They Live By Night” -in- TUESDAY, AUGUST 22 LEO GORCEY — EAST END KIDS “Fighting Fools” -in- qt. 23: | WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, AUGUST 23 - 24 ELEANOR PARKER — AGNES MOOREHEAD “Caged” -in- Rs 9 RHE 3 i EE ST TTS TS ICE COLD Watermelons | York Co. BY THE BASKET FIRE COMPANY CARNIVAL dat. Night, Aug. 19 \ he 3 | | REMEMBER YOUR ADMISSION CAN WIN A 1951 AUTOMOBILE : REMEMBER They must be good LOOK We Guarantee Them Tell Your Friends About This Show -~ LOOK Peaches The NBC SOUTHERNAIRES Nothing needs to be said—everyone knows this famous group cold water. Drain and chill. Add msyonnaise, meat, pineapple and celery. Toss lightly. Season with a pepper and extra salt if desired. NORRIS FANCY PLACED Make a marshmallow ginger Iw. sing NORRIS FANCY sauce to serve over ice cream. Stuffed Olives The Three Cantons One of the most sensational Chinese acts in show business 3-0zs. 2 9c Nickle’s Frolics * It certainly makes a lot of differ- ence just how words are placed and the punctuation used. In reporting the . proceedings of the Sunday Church service, notes handed to us, read: “Two ladies sang a duet, The Lerd Kpows Why!” \ Hi, Flossie,» how's everything’ out your way?’ The store's | still :' doi’ business,» but we miss Fydury flyin’ down at “30%seconds of’. ", " A WISE ow — Ma 5 e isn’t the result of get- ting ;you want as’'much as being satisfied with what you get. f & Fo, hott GRA 1 3 a ans ling its life. weasels and a safe rabbit. When I stopped the car the rab- Lit left the running board, hopped off a piece and watched me pick up, the weasels. Then it turned, jumped | high in the air and kicked several| Voltaire times with its hind legs as if tol : ; { Voltaire was the king of coffee thank me, rabbit fashion, for sav | drinkers. “When he was 80, it was said, he drank 50 cups a day. | century, ladies used to sit outside Paris cafes in their sedan chairs, sipping coffee served by the wait- ers. Foxes Make Headlines Again Through + the tages”. in" fact} and = F fable, foxes have -provided mgny a declared that after § he i brought story because “of their’ sly i tricks down a squirrel a red fox ‘pounced and colorful antics. 3 len it and made off the: loot In recent years a wild fox upset before his eyes. Recently, the Bea- the decorum at Harrisburg ver Valley Times reports, a four- | by appearing in the shrubbery on some playing. golf at the Country! “the hill”. In New York one ap- Club saw ja" red fox pick up the’ peared in mid-city. Last hunting ball being played by one of the Chop preserved ginger and meas- ure ¥ cup ginger and syrup. Melt Ya pound fresh marshmallows in 3 Catsup tablespoons evaporated milk in a |} IVORY FLAKES ...... lg." 29¢ J OXYDOL .............. 1g. 29¢ double oiler, beating as they melt. Add 1 teaspoon grated orange rind ig. 29¢ BBE. . 1g. 29¢ and beat in the ginger. Serve warm 14-0zs. 1 9 or cold ~with vanilla, chocolate or a nut‘crun¢h; ice. cream. Terry Cloth: Terry cloth is appearing ; in all kinds of resort togs, bathing: suits, play suits, beach capes and jackets. The material is grand for the wrap- arounds for all members of: the family, indcors or out. It is used WY Hess MOUNT JOY PHONE 39-9094 Li Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week) | | | | | RII I MASTERSONVILLE MANHEIM 5-7811 | season a Greene County shooterimen and run away with it. for “bath room curtains and slip- tea / 4 ; J EE SN SS RE SPR ICR SU A > BB A a Aix i rs us OF 1950 Positively the most talented group of Juveniles to appear at Rheems — They're sensational. LeRoy Brothers The World's greatest Puppeteers. This is, a whole show itself — Worth" the entire’ admission price. Roy Reber’s Orchestra EATS ~ GAMES ~ AMUSEMENTS Parking Free ~~ ADMISSION 50c Children under 12 free ot — Gl tor mc ter the Su
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