d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, August 17, 1950 MUTT AND JEFF
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OWL LAFFS
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A WISE OWL
I have just been enlightened! My |
daughter ' tells that the |
they have wooden anniversaries is
block- |
me reason
to remind the men what
heads they were.---Makes sense, |
too. {
Over at Gretna on Sunday I|
overheard a little five-year old girl |
complain to her mother that
didn’t like her hew bathing suit. |
When her, mother asked what was |
wrong with it, explained: “I
want one like the big girls wear— |
just a skirt and ear-muffs.” |
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she
she
Which reminds me of the little
girl from uptown who was caught |
telling a fib. Her repri- |
manded her severely, and ended Ly |
saying: “SHame on you. :I never
told lies when I was a little girl.”
And her little girl asked: “Waen did
vou start, mama?”
mother
Up at Kulp’s the other night |
Ruthie exclaimed: “I just swatted |
five flies: Two were males and three |
were females.” “How can you tell?” |
asked Vivian. So Ruthie explained: |
“Two were cn- the bar and three
were on the mirror.”
This is not my idea, but if I don’t
piss it on I'm sunk. ----“Hey,”
cried Satan to a new arrival, “you
act as though you owned the place.”
“I do,” came the reply, “my wife |
gave it to me before I died.”
“Let's buwy Junior a bicycle,”
suggested an East Main St. mama. |
“Do you think it will improve his |
behavior?” asked papa. “No,” an- |
swered mama, “but it will spread his |
meanness over a wider area.”
en |
I joined the sidewalk superin- |
tendents watching a construction |
job, when I heard a boss yell:
‘Hey, what are you doing?” The |
worker called back, “I'm sharpening |
1 pencil.” The boss hollored: “You |
can’t do that; youre a bricklayer. |
Give it to a carpenter.” — H-E-L-P! |
A fellow at Maytown had just |
bought a dog and one evening ic|
acted rather queer so he called his |
neighbor. “I think my deg has the |
distemper,” said. “I understand |
your dog had the same ailment the
other week. What did you give it?”
“lI gave it turpentine,” came the
reply. “I see. Well, I'll try it,” the
fellow continued The following day |
the first man called his neighbor |
and exclaimed: “Say, my dog died
after I gave him some turpentine.”
And his neighbor replied: “Don’t |
surprise me. So did mine.”
he
Always think twice hefore you |
talk to the youngsters tcday, I was
visiting nearby today and the man
of the house was dressing down
his son for not having advanced
beyond the errand boy stage at his
place of business. He scolded: “Why,
when George Washington was your
age he was hard at work as a sur-
veyor, earning good money.” “Sure,”
replied the youth in a swift coun-
ter-attack, “and when he was your
age he was President of the United
States.” «wee See what I mean?
On an inspection tour of several
manufacturing plants, I asked:
“What part did your company play
in the last war effort?” The manu-
facturer pointed to a monster tank
with a terrific firing power and said:
“See that big tank over there? Well,
we made the clips that held the
blueprints together.”
| essentials for wildlife of the Key-
| ary,
| special preserves.
| announced that notice of this years
| a decline in the crop of wild ducks
| and geese, the regulations can be
| and marsh birds fall prey to these!
| predacious reptiles.
| the bank
| run in front of his auto on a road|
ants merely indicates
AH, IM IN LUCK |
HERE'S A SEAT
Weekly Letter |
By Penna. State
Game Commission
Few people realize the time,
effort, equipment and money re-
quired ty provide and improve the
stone State,
Each necessary 10
maintain 880,400 acres of State-
owned Game Lands including
servicing over 3500 miles of bound-
865 miles of roads, 605 miles
of fire trails, and 156,400 acres of
refuges, propagation areas “HICKORY GROVE
In order that food and cover de-
velopment work on 13 million
acres of land owned and leased by
the Game Commission may be car-
ried on efficiently, roads, buildings
year it is
{HE LOW DOWN
from
As I Hawkshaw around ‘here and
there I put 2 and 2 together. Then
I deduct. Well, says Henry, eluci-
and other items must be built or|date versus beatin’ around the
maintained. bush. All right, I says— and pay
In the Commission's last fisca some heed — you don't need to keep
year, 70 miles of roads were con-
L ¢ : i a greenhorn : our life,
structed, primarily to permit access on being a greenhorn all you
to areas where food and cover for/and especially on “Reclamation,
wildlife are being established orithe latest racket.
maintained, and over 4 miles of new The latest mulligan cooked up
fire trails and 43 miles of new . :
for the people is water and power.
uge lines were cut. To furnish
housing for equipment and mach-/A big commission is beatin’ the
| inery, 11 storage sheds were con- drum, holding meetings, viewing
structed. Fourteeen additional corn
cribs were built to provide storage rs. ak
handy to distribution points and Water shortage, navigation, and not
with alarm a threatened dilemma,
| Commission-owned dwellings, stor- least, “Recreation.” There is the
age sheds and corn cribs were kept come-on bait — recreation. Lunch
in repair. . iis iat
Yepa lclubs go for it— they invite the
Seasons Will Be Late
Albert M. Day, Director of the
U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service,
big Govt. Boy to explain and ex-
pound his. proposed sweet gift.
Now folks, listen—hark close-
waterfowl hunting seasons and bag don't go looking out the window,
| limits will be delayed beyond the|yoy are in the middle of a losing-
usual] August 1 date to allow ad- albino. dir You
ditional time to receive last minute” affair. The slick Govt,
information from continental gift man will tell you that with a
breeding grounds.
If the later information indicates
your=-shirt
nice dam there on your crick, you
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will have fishing and boating and
leisurely lolling—and free—at your
doorstep. out.
altered to hold the line. If the news But look With the
is good, the sportsmen can be given|dam will come a powerhouse, and
the Eenefit by a lessening of the built with your own dinero. A
restricticns, either in the bag limit | \werhouse full of Govt. employes
or length of season.
: lwil] ke next. But there will be no
Snappers Are Predators next on taxes—there will be mone—
Game Protector Jonn Lohman,| spd
Milford reports; “I killed an 18 andthe Govt. pays taxes—it . Just
a 20 pound snapping turtle last|collects same.
month. It is my belief that a great! Folks, keep your hand over the
number of young ducks, muskrats
no
chain—social-
man is ped-
old geld watch and
ism is what the Govt.
I watched one turtle that lay on dling—don't be a greennorn on
of a slough, its moss-|Reclamation, like Henry.
covered shell resembling a moss-| Ycurs with the low down,
covered stone. A redwing blackkird| JIMMY
flew close. The turtle’s head shot Si pli i lip
from under the shell and its jaws
barely missed closing on the in-|
tended meal. On another occasion
a farmer who had been losing
ducklings mysteriously found the!
cause to be a large snapper in Nis| yume
weed-choked pond.” | di
Bears Can Take It
The afternoon of July 28th, a
Philadelphian named Stanley Gold-
stein was startled to see a black
bear weighing about 300 pounds
New Caitle Dock |
in esstern Pennsylvania. | ®
Goldstein's car collided with thes
bear, which rolled a considerable
distance, arose and took off into the
forest. 1'he injured bruin could not!
OH, THIS
PICTURE 1S SO
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GAE
a , Mennonite
with Central
theatre-goers,
CAULKINS
“Tillie,
| perennial favorite
Pennsylvania re-
turns to the Gretna
Mt. Thursday,
August 17, for a week's stay.
This delightful show has been a
stage, Gretna, on
big box-office draw in former
years and with the outstanding cast
now at Gretna to give it a lively
revival, this year's production may
smash all previous records.
Cast in the role of Tillie is Miss
Gae Caulkins, popular leading lady
of the Gretna company.
She is shown above in cne of the
costumes she will wear in the play.
——— OW eee.
menthly meeting at the airport last
Tuesday night.
a solo cross
country trip to Wilson and Rocky
Mount, North Carolina c¢n Sunday.
Tota] flying time for the entire trip
Alfred Gusler made
was eight hours and
minutes.
Aviation Service
chased an ERCOUPE airplane dur-
Donegal pur-
be found, attesting again to the
bear's amazing ability to absorb
rsical is 5 :
physical punishment. | Shown here is a view of the
Albinism In Wildlife |. recently-completed truck un-
On" July 23rd Jonas Hager of| loading dock for cattle at the
Hattield, Pa., said he saw an al-|
Chicago stock yards as seen in
Li : :
bino pheasant chick in a brood of
full operation on opening day.
ycung follow the mother bird] The dock is the largest and
Seross a country road in Montgom-| oct modern in the country.
ery County. It has a capacity of 14 trucks at
An autnority on ringneck pheas-|
ants agrees that Mr. Hager saw a!
rare featheration, since only one
pheasant in 5,000 is white, but states! Irrigation Given as Way
that the white plumage in pheas- To Prevent Frost Damages
an unusual
color phase, the reverse of the black! Irrigation is being cited
or mutant pheasant, occurring Practical and economical method
occasionally because of a lack of| of preventing frost damage to crops
pigmentation in the skin; Helin addition to serving as a protec-
says that pink eyes are the indi-!tion against dry weather.
cation of the true albino, that pink-| Strawberry growers in Michigan
eyed pheasants are unknown to report that nearly 100 per cent suc-
him. [cess against frost was realized on
Albinism, partial or complete, that crop when the crops were kept
occurs in animals (including hu-|covered by sprinkler irrigation sys-
mans), birds and even reptiles.items which were used last spring
Wildlife so marked is usually un-lin the first test of the procedure,
fortunate. For example: Crows!
“pick on” gray or white members
of their clan, and white pheasants| Canvas *‘tarps” ere spread over
and reptiles are usually “rubbed| the ‘‘gridiron” befcre the games to
out” by their enemies kecause they| keep the field in good condition and
lack the protective coloration com-| protect it from weather damage
mon to their kind. Being white or tite ee taco
light colored, they are more easily Passenger Cars
a time.
as a
Gridiron
seen, therefore are more readily; Railroads of the United States,
located by their enemies. having extensive f ger serv-
ical washers
iors of pas-
| ice, now use mech:
for cleaning the exter
senger-train cars,
U.S. Potato Crop
Ten to 20 per cent of the U. S.
potato crop (field run) consists of
small and cull potaioes, They are
suitable for livestock feed.
Used Auto To Elude Weasels
Leonard Hartman, Kempton, tells
this story of a smart rabbit and its
luckless pursurers: |
While driving to the post office
on June 8th I saw a rabbit being
chased by two weasels along the
road ahead. I slowed my car near
the bunny and it jumped on the
running board. The weasels tried to
follow suit but their leaps were
Lurb Service
short and both fell under the rear
wheel of the car. Result: two dead
Curb service is not as modern as
one might think. Inthe seventeenth
anon and Lancaster.
The growing importance of Dcn-
egal Airport to the c¢ mmunity is
reflected by the increasing number
of business flights in and out of the
local field. M
in the past has been pilot training
st of the flying here
and pleasure flying by pilots own-
ing or renting airplanes. It is grati-
fying to see the personal type air-
plane fitting more and more into
local business travel.
TE Qe eee:
The Bulletin’s
Scrapbook !
Week's Best Recipe:
Hawaiian Salad: 1 T
salt, 3 qts. boiling watery 8-o0z. el-
bow macaroni, 4; c¢ mayonnaise, 1
¢ cubed cooked ham,
chicken, 1 ¢ diced celery, 1 ¢ chunk
style pineapple. Add salt to rapidly
boiling water. Gradually add mac-
so that water
Cook uncevered,
occasionally, until macarcni is ten-
der. Drain in colander and rinse in
Macaroni
lamb or
aroni continues to
boil. stirring
Chill thoroughly and serve on crisp
greens. Serves four.
A Summer Treat:
Maid,” a
Playhouse
DID YOU LOSE >
SOMETHING, J 1
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covers. You can buy it by the yard | The unexpected may happen if
in heavenly colors and
attractive combinations to
bedeck the body or the house.
Inspirational:
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Beware of false prophets that | Il eptrie
ocme to you in sheep's clothing. ...
Ye shall know them by their fruits.
Do men gather grapes of thorns, or
figs of thistles?
rn ere
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Clipper, Rod McDowell.
FRIDAY SATURDAY
DOUBLE FEATURE ‘Idol of the
Crowds" John Wayne, ‘The
Walking Hills” « Randolph Scott,
SUNDAY - MONDAY
“Beyond Glory” Alan Ladd, “Sun.
day Roundup’ - Featurette.
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY
“Come To The Stables” Loretta
Young - Celeste Holm.
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2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK! R4/N on (LEAR
W FREE PLAYGROUND!
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MT. GRETNA, PENNA.
NOW PLAYING
Delightful Pa. Dutch Comedy Hit
“Tillie, A Mennonite Maid”
WEEK ENDING, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23
Drive in For Curb Service |
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munity.
Tillie’s love affair with the new school teacher costs
her a $20,000 legacy and her standing in the com-
But love, as usual finds a way.
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will befused for student pilot train- | {
ing, private pilct renting and for |
passenger sight seeing flights.
Fred Loewen and John | TO&YY-
thorne made a dual cross coutitey |
trip to the Black Moshannon Air- |
port at Phillipsburg cn Sunday | | NORRIS FANCY
afternoon. °
Sam Baisbach and Gilbert Leh- Pr ne J ice
man visited the airports at Leb- u u
Pineapple Sliced
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NORRIS FANCY
Liquid Starch
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Strawberry Jelly
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 - 19
JOHN PAYNE — RHONDA FLEMING
‘The Eagle And The Hawk”
-in-
MONDAY, AUGUST 21 -
FARLEY GRANGER — CATHY O'DONNELL
“They Live By Night”
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TUESDAY, AUGUST 22
LEO GORCEY — EAST END KIDS
“Fighting Fools”
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, AUGUST 23 - 24
ELEANOR PARKER — AGNES MOOREHEAD
“Caged”
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Peaches
The NBC SOUTHERNAIRES
Nothing needs to be said—everyone knows this famous group
cold water. Drain and chill. Add
msyonnaise, meat, pineapple and
celery. Toss lightly. Season with a
pepper and extra salt if desired. NORRIS FANCY PLACED
Make a marshmallow ginger
Iw. sing NORRIS FANCY
sauce to serve over ice cream.
Stuffed Olives
The Three Cantons
One of the most sensational Chinese acts in show business
3-0zs. 2 9c
Nickle’s Frolics
* It certainly makes a lot of differ-
ence just how words are placed and
the punctuation used. In reporting
the . proceedings of the Sunday
Church service, notes handed to us,
read: “Two ladies sang a duet, The
Lerd Kpows Why!”
\ Hi, Flossie,» how's everything’ out
your way?’ The store's | still :' doi’
business,» but we miss Fydury flyin’
down at “30%seconds of’. ",
" A WISE ow
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Ma 5 e isn’t the result of get-
ting ;you want as’'much as
being satisfied with what you get.
f & Fo,
hott
GRA 1
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a
ans
ling its life.
weasels and a safe rabbit.
When I stopped the car the rab-
Lit left the running board, hopped
off a piece and watched me pick up,
the weasels. Then it turned, jumped |
high in the air and kicked several| Voltaire
times with its hind legs as if tol
: ; { Voltaire was the king of coffee
thank me, rabbit fashion, for sav | drinkers. “When he was 80, it was
said, he drank 50 cups a day.
| century, ladies used to sit outside
Paris cafes in their sedan chairs,
sipping coffee served by the wait-
ers.
Foxes Make Headlines Again
Through + the tages”. in" fact} and = F
fable, foxes have -provided mgny a declared that after § he i brought
story because “of their’ sly i tricks down a squirrel a red fox ‘pounced
and colorful antics. 3 len it and made off the: loot
In recent years a wild fox upset before his eyes. Recently, the Bea-
the decorum at Harrisburg ver Valley Times reports, a four- |
by appearing in the shrubbery on some playing. golf at the Country!
“the hill”. In New York one ap- Club saw ja" red fox pick up the’
peared in mid-city. Last hunting ball being played by one of the
Chop preserved ginger and meas-
ure ¥ cup ginger and syrup. Melt
Ya pound fresh marshmallows in 3
Catsup
tablespoons evaporated milk in a |} IVORY FLAKES ...... lg." 29¢ J OXYDOL .............. 1g. 29¢
double oiler, beating as they melt.
Add 1 teaspoon grated orange rind ig. 29¢ BBE. . 1g. 29¢
and beat in the ginger. Serve warm
14-0zs. 1 9
or cold ~with vanilla, chocolate or
a nut‘crun¢h; ice. cream.
Terry Cloth:
Terry cloth is appearing ; in all
kinds of resort togs, bathing: suits,
play suits, beach capes and jackets.
The material is grand for the wrap-
arounds for all members of: the
family, indcors or out. It is used
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OF 1950
Positively the most talented group of Juveniles to appear at
Rheems — They're sensational.
LeRoy Brothers
The World's greatest Puppeteers.
This is, a whole show itself — Worth" the entire’ admission price.
Roy Reber’s Orchestra
EATS ~ GAMES ~ AMUSEMENTS
Parking Free ~~ ADMISSION 50c Children under 12 free
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