7 |. AN ORDER) Quiet NCLAIR Ir as easy as this: you pick up one of our pre- paid postcards— jot down what you want—sign your name — mail. Almost before you know it we're at your farm with exactly what you ordered. Call or write us for the postcards. They are free. We sell Sinclair Opaline and Sinclair Pennsylvania Motor Oils, Sinclair Tractor Oils, Sinclair Gasoline, Sinclair Super-Flame Kerosene, Sinclair Cup and Axle Greases, Sinclair P. D. Insect Spray, Sinclair Stock Spray, all Sinclair Farm Oils. SINCLAIR OILS HAVE A HIGH WORK-FACTOR RATING SINCLAIR OILS, GREASES, GASOLINES, KEROSENE AGENT SINCLAIR REFINING COMPANY (INC.) ¢ wR DOOC You Can Depend On The Man Who Advertises NINE times out of ten you will find that the man who advertises is the man who most wil- lingly returns your money if you are not satis- fied. atari das lah a ald al a A a a DOOOO0O0O0O0000000OOO0000 > * TRIAS Th TS He has too much at stake to risk losing your trade or your confidence. You can depend on him. PLL 2420000029555 999404900 He is not in business for today or tomorrow only—but for next year and ten years from next year. He knows the value of good will. A ST TAT ARI You get better merchandise at a fairer price than he could ever hope to sell it if he did not have the larger volume of business that comes from legitimate advertising and goods that bear x audi dn ia BOOOOOOO000C BOOS DOC LUTZ, ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. III INI | | | { | | { | PA x2, out the promise of the printed word. 4 5 : . Be Don’t miss the advertisements. This very day BE they call your attention to values that tomorrow § Be 2 RY you will be sorry you overlooked. ot Re X os RR Read—The 4 Far Cheaper Than You Can Build VERY MODERN HOME On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof, large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam- ily. I will cheerfully show this psoperty. No. 442. Modern 7-Room House On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come and inspect. JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor MOUNT JOY, PENNA. 1 Bulletin © THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO,, PA. WEDNESDAY, JULY 4th, 1934 JAKE 1 GOING ov onE OF oO! OROMINEN SOME OREN STUFF HERE THERES MR SNZ2LE BOB, iy CITIZENT ahi 00 YOU KNOW WHY--. Jome Pople Are Not A Bit Senfinentat ? BEAUTIFUL THERE 15 A TH STATUE Cu €0 » eALLED ON WHICH TWO S HE WORTH “BEFORE wef IT IF oT @RITISH SOUIERS BATH" § WAS AUCTIONED] | on rRACTED THE WHAT COwD eee | THIS 1S THE E TOWN VERN SPOT CET FOR VERN 3P0 MUMPS DURING THE ~= ene) ION SE tis paper By Fisher ES a for WHAT VALUE “ 1S ALL THAT y JUNIC, ANN WAY, JOE ? 4 — < (No AW, 60 & RN TO Va (THe MNT a » |AND LO AT THE 3 MONEN A WISE OWL Flattery is the molasses of the grid- dle cakes of conversation. A small boy on Marietta street was told to take care of his very small; brother. Suddenly he ran to his mother hollering: “Mamma, Jack fell and bumped his head on the piano.” His mother, worried, asked: “Is he hurt?” And her son answered: “Naw, he hit] on the soft pedal” { nn | Temperamentally, “Beamy,” says his | girl is like a rainbow. She'd get green | with envy, white with fear and purple | with rage. Some things tickled her pink | and some happenings made her see red, while in between times she felt quite | blue. { Now for a timely piece of advice. This being the time to pick cherries any suggestions as to the easiest way to pick them are always welcome. So here’s how a gentleman who works at | the Gray Iron picks cherries. He bor- | rows his neighbors ax, cuts down the] cherry tree, pulls up a rocking chair | and proceeds to pick the cherries. Automobile mech: seldom | run over, because they wear jumpers. | oe That's a wise crack, I hope you | 1CS are | appreciate it. I was telling a fellow about a party I was at on Monday night and I said: [1 went to a corn party Monday night. They had corn on the cob, corn bread with corn syrup, popcorn, and corn in a jug.” My very patient listener piped up and said: “Musta been a regular corn meal.” They say that a little bit of vinegar knows its own mother, but it's a wise cork that knows its own pop. While up in Perry County last week I visited one of those C. C. C. camps. There was a couple green, city rookies out in the forest whitewashing trees that had been chopped down. Being curious I asked: “Why are you white- washing those fallen trees?” And one of the fellows answered: “We were sent out for timber and our order calls for white pine logs. The guinea pig is no shark at long division, but it is said that he multi- plies very rapidly. Yesterday a lady on East Main Street was entertaining a rather old and nasty woman from near Bainbridge. The for- mer’s small son sat looking at the old lady, quite perplexed, for some time and then he said: “Let's see you turn around fast a couple of times Mrs.—.” “But, why?” asked the visitor. “Well, mother says you're a crank,” replied the boy. — — — — — — You can use your own imagination as to what hap- pened next. From our experience, “A word to the wise” is resented. I know a young man who attends church regularly, and clasps his hands so tightly during the prayer that he can’t get them open in time for the of- fering. Monday, while the garbage cans were standing along the curb, a certain young lady from town was waiting for the Elizabethtown bus. She set her suit- case down aside of a garbage can and when the bus finally arrived without looking she grabbed a handle and got on the bus. And she never discovered her mistake until the bus got warm and she found that she had left her suit- case stand and picked up the garbage can. — Don’t raise a racket,” said the burg- lar as he held up the tennis players. Down near Salunga I saw a farmer engaged in building something and I. asked: “Say, Jake, what is that new building you're putting up?” And he answered: “Wal if I can rent it, it’s a bungalow. If I can’t, it's a barn.” A definition of an advertisement is: A signbord of any kind showing a pretty girl wearing, driving, or eating something. A little girl went to the Acme store YA SRT Tow, 3 2 x | Eat Your Spinach (é AT your spinach!” The very words are enough to make a woman weary if she is the mother of children who constantly refuse. There are many variations on the familiar theme, such as: “Please eat your lovely spinach, darling,” and “Don’t you want to grow up to be a big man? Well, then, eat your spinach!” But after all it’s not a matter of reasoning. A child’s psychology is very simple. Where arguments fail, something novel and amusing convinces him. If a mother saves a little time on the preparation of spinach, she can use the spare minutes to inject a little interest into the dull sameness of a child's diet. Canned spinach, which is very carefully selected and washed far more thoroughly than home-pre- pared spinach ever be is could now being used by mar wise mothers. \n 188 the child in it 1S charming forms ¢ 1 ted in the recipes give 7, th most temp 1iental child sits up and takes his spoon in his hand Boats and Mountains Carrot Boats with Spinach: Cook ever 1 carrots until ten- der in boil salted water. Drain and « very prix halves, 1 Scoop vities w vinegar. Pile in Stick a potato one end to look like a garnish with a sprig of lemon juice or the carrot boats. chip in sail, or parsley. Mountain Peaks: Make piles of fluffy mashed potatoes as high and jagged as possible to repre- sent snow on mountain peaks. Around the bottom, pile hot but- tered spinach forming the trees below the snow line. Serve with crisp bacon cums. Spinach on the Half Shell: An- other attractive way to make spinach acceptable to the nursery is to cut the tops off baked po- tatoes, scoop them out, and refill them with the potatoes mixed with butter, a little cream and spinach seasoned to taste. Cover the tops with grated cheese, and brown in a hot oven.* Al A Qn FATE IN THE GUISE OF BREAD The greed of a New York woman brought about her death, when, rather than touch any of her savings amount- ing to $45,000, she grabbed up a piece of bread that had been used by a sui- cide to end his life. Despondent over business and ill health an automobile mechanic went to a Broadway restaurant, purchased some bread and poured the poison which he had brought with him over it. He ate part of it, then walked to the wash room, knowing he would be dead in a few minutes. The ill-kempt women spied the bread and hungrily ate it, but as she rose to go the agony overcame her and she soon died. itl Mere $= No name of a living person appeared upon a United States postage stamp until he 1927 Lindgergh airmail stamp was issued. ji An “indulgent husband” may be all right, but a good deal depends on what it is he indulges in. and said: “I want a peck of apples.” The clerk asked: “Do you want Bald- wins?” And the little girl exclaimed: “Sure did you think I wanted some with hair on?” According to a man from Rheems: Bigamy is it’s own punishment. Did you ever notice Ruhl’s flower ad? If you have youll remember his slogan is, “Say it with flowers” and he certainly keeps in touch with his slogan, by his novel way of sending bills. With each bill he sends me is a bunch of for- get-me-nots. The latest in barber shop fiction is the little number entitled, “Nailed by a Manicurist.” A fellow asked this question: “What is it a sign of when your nose itches?” The answer was: “Going to have com- pany.” He then ask: “And what if your head itches?” And the answer was: “They have arrived.” Sport is any kind of work that you are not paid for. A WISE OWL JZ ( wers “ov NEED SOME CHAN —— A Did You SAY ? GWE THAT BANK To ME, \F YOU'VE LosT ALL YouR MONEY “YOU'RE NoT Goins To START ON 0SCAR'S. HAND ME THAT CHILDS - orm. Aw, DONT ACT CRAZY L | DIONT LOSE ! \ SAD | NEEDED SOME CHANGE! 'M BANRER AND THE BoYS ARE READY To Go = | ENOULOH PENNIES To CASH ‘EM INL Vib SQUARE LP. es — GE? HEALTH TALK BY DR. THEODORE B SECRETARY OF HEALTH WRITTEN APPEL, The American tendency the limit in every sort of activity asserted itself sun burn Not 1 with prudent moderation, vacation- | ists and week end excursionists are | already returning to their homes with varying degrees of burnt faces and burnt backs. Giving way to the enthusiasm of the moment and per- haps sold to the idea that the sun is good for bodies, they permit Old Sol to scorch them and in some in- stances actually to make them ill, states Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secre- tary of Health. The pain and the annoyance of even so-called mild sunburn, one should imagine, would be enough to deter people from repeating the ex- perience from year to year. But the impression of the year previous, es- pecially where the young people are concerned, apparently fades promptly and in the desire to have fun or get tanned or receive the health benefits of the sun's rays, bodies are unduly exposed and the inevitable price for the folly is again exacted. to go has again painfully in > complex. Sé In thus cruelly placing the skin under the sun's effects, those who imagine they are indulging in the health practice have failed to under stand that heliotherapy, otherwise known as sun treatment, is a science When the sun is used as an adjunct to the treatment of tuberculosis or other diseases, it is very definitely controlled and highly supervised. Physicians well know that the tender skin needs training to with- stand the sun’s direct rays. Conse- quently, when heliotherapy is em- ployed, the patients are exposed but a few minutes, the periods being gradually extended as the pigmenta- tion or tanning process evolves. In this way burning is avoided and vio- let rays in sunlight are permitted to get in their caressingly healing work The thoughtless and uniformed, on | the other hand, attempt to soak in health via the sun by hours of con- tinuous exposure and of course reap misery as their reward. The wise person, therefore, will | Who Wants A | Bargain? a 90 0% Sot ob Sa oe oe Compare this with anything you've seen or heard of in i oe cheap real estate. 40 Acre Farm Bank Barn Stone House 3 Springs, 1 Well Tract Woodland Running Water On State Road Electric Current Hangs 5a Tobacco All Taxes $48 Year All Southern Exposure Sy je ele * ’ Ea 4 9, ©, ° 9 % 9, 5%? * KZ Peale oe Os 0% a9 ho’ Yet 0b og XQ 9. > ©, ooo fo odo diel % temper his enthusiasm and thus ten- | der to the summer sun the respect | it demands. Good health will thus | be maintained and perhaps augmen- | ted. Needlessly to disregard the facts regarding the sun’s cruel pow- | er, which have been repeatedly prov en by personal experience or by the eloquent example of the experience of others, is to exhibit an enthusiasm which is not based on any possible health benefit | 0) CR | NATIVES PRESERVE HEADS | Natives make models of the heads of the important men of their country af- ter their death in southern Malekula in the New Hebrides Islands. It the man is important nough they may even glue his hair fast to the dummy head and provide a body. The heads are then placed on posts or kept in the man’s clubhouses. In proof of this story. Dr. Albert B. Lew- is, asistsant curator at the Field Muse- um of Natural History in Chicago, has one complete body and several of the heads on display in Josph N. Field hall ofthe museum. A soft cloth dipped in melted paraf- fine will give a stove a clean and at- tl yok or tractive appearance. OO 5000 Sod For Trucking ad Fruit 1 Mile to Market Price Only $3,000 % Can Remain at 4% Possession Any Time 000, o 8 Le 9, XX Jno.E.Schroll $ x4 Mount Joy, Penna.
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