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4 Far Cheaper Than You Can Build
VERY MODERN HOME
On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof,
large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all
cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes
in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam-
ily. I will cheerfully show this psoperty. No. 442.
Modern 7-Room House
On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently
painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come
and inspect.
JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO,, PA.
WEDNESDAY, JULY
4th, 1934
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Flattery is the molasses of the grid-
dle cakes of conversation.
A small boy on Marietta street was
told to take care of his very small;
brother. Suddenly he ran to his mother
hollering: “Mamma, Jack fell and
bumped his head on the piano.” His
mother, worried, asked: “Is he hurt?”
And her son answered: “Naw, he hit]
on the soft pedal” {
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Temperamentally, “Beamy,” says his |
girl is like a rainbow. She'd get green |
with envy, white with fear and purple |
with rage. Some things tickled her pink |
and some happenings made her see red,
while in between times she felt quite |
blue.
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Now for a timely piece of advice.
This being the time to pick cherries
any suggestions as to the easiest way
to pick them are always welcome. So
here’s how a gentleman who works at |
the Gray Iron picks cherries. He bor- |
rows his neighbors ax, cuts down the]
cherry tree, pulls up a rocking chair |
and proceeds to pick the cherries.
Automobile mech: seldom |
run over, because they wear jumpers. |
oe That's a wise crack, I hope you |
1CS are
| appreciate it.
I was telling a fellow about a party
I was at on Monday night and I said:
[1 went to a corn party Monday night.
They had corn on the cob, corn bread
with corn syrup, popcorn, and corn in
a jug.” My very patient listener piped
up and said: “Musta been a regular
corn meal.”
They say that a little bit of vinegar
knows its own mother, but it's a wise
cork that knows its own pop.
While up in Perry County last week
I visited one of those C. C. C. camps.
There was a couple green, city rookies
out in the forest whitewashing trees
that had been chopped down. Being
curious I asked: “Why are you white-
washing those fallen trees?” And one
of the fellows answered: “We were sent
out for timber and our order calls for
white pine logs.
The guinea pig is no shark at long
division, but it is said that he multi-
plies very rapidly.
Yesterday a lady on East Main Street
was entertaining a rather old and nasty
woman from near Bainbridge. The for-
mer’s small son sat looking at the old
lady, quite perplexed, for some time
and then he said: “Let's see you turn
around fast a couple of times Mrs.—.”
“But, why?” asked the visitor. “Well,
mother says you're a crank,” replied
the boy. — — — — — — You can use
your own imagination as to what hap-
pened next.
From our experience, “A word to the
wise” is resented.
I know a young man who attends
church regularly, and clasps his hands
so tightly during the prayer that he
can’t get them open in time for the of-
fering.
Monday, while the garbage cans were
standing along the curb, a certain young
lady from town was waiting for the
Elizabethtown bus. She set her suit-
case down aside of a garbage can and
when the bus finally arrived without
looking she grabbed a handle and got
on the bus. And she never discovered
her mistake until the bus got warm and
she found that she had left her suit-
case stand and picked up the garbage
can.
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Don’t raise a racket,” said the burg-
lar as he held up the tennis players.
Down near Salunga I saw a farmer
engaged in building something and I.
asked: “Say, Jake, what is that new
building you're putting up?” And he
answered: “Wal if I can rent it, it’s a
bungalow. If I can’t, it's a barn.”
A definition of an advertisement is:
A signbord of any kind showing a
pretty girl wearing, driving, or eating
something.
A little girl went to the Acme store
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Eat Your Spinach
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AT your spinach!” The very
words are enough to make
a woman weary if she
is the mother of children who
constantly refuse. There are
many variations on the familiar
theme, such as: “Please eat your
lovely spinach, darling,” and
“Don’t you want to grow up to be
a big man? Well, then, eat your
spinach!” But after all it’s not a
matter of reasoning. A child’s
psychology is very simple. Where
arguments fail, something novel
and amusing convinces him.
If a mother saves a little time
on the preparation of spinach,
she can use the spare minutes to
inject a little interest into the
dull sameness of a child's diet.
Canned spinach, which is very
carefully selected and washed far
more thoroughly than home-pre-
pared spinach ever be is
could
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most temp 1iental child sits up
and takes his spoon in his hand
Boats and Mountains
Carrot Boats with Spinach:
Cook ever 1 carrots until ten-
der in boil salted water. Drain
and «
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vinegar. Pile in
Stick a potato
one end to look like a
garnish with a sprig of
lemon
juice or
the carrot boats.
chip in
sail, or
parsley.
Mountain Peaks: Make piles of
fluffy mashed potatoes as high
and jagged as possible to repre-
sent snow on mountain peaks.
Around the bottom, pile hot but-
tered spinach forming the trees
below the snow line. Serve with
crisp bacon cums.
Spinach on the Half Shell: An-
other attractive way to make
spinach acceptable to the nursery
is to cut the tops off baked po-
tatoes, scoop them out, and refill
them with the potatoes mixed
with butter, a little cream and
spinach seasoned to taste. Cover
the tops with grated cheese, and
brown in a hot oven.*
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FATE IN THE GUISE OF BREAD
The greed of a New York woman
brought about her death, when, rather
than touch any of her savings amount-
ing to $45,000, she grabbed up a piece
of bread that had been used by a sui-
cide to end his life.
Despondent over business and ill
health an automobile mechanic went
to a Broadway restaurant, purchased
some bread and poured the poison
which he had brought with him over
it. He ate part of it, then walked to
the wash room, knowing he would be
dead in a few minutes. The ill-kempt
women spied the bread and hungrily
ate it, but as she rose to go the agony
overcame her and she soon died.
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No name of a living person appeared
upon a United States postage stamp
until he 1927 Lindgergh airmail stamp
was issued.
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An “indulgent husband” may be all
right, but a good deal depends on what
it is he indulges in.
and said: “I want a peck of apples.”
The clerk asked: “Do you want Bald-
wins?” And the little girl exclaimed:
“Sure did you think I wanted some
with hair on?”
According to a man from Rheems:
Bigamy is it’s own punishment.
Did you ever notice Ruhl’s flower
ad? If you have youll remember his
slogan is, “Say it with flowers” and he
certainly keeps in touch with his slogan,
by his novel way of sending bills. With
each bill he sends me is a bunch of for-
get-me-nots.
The latest in barber shop fiction is
the little number entitled, “Nailed by a
Manicurist.”
A fellow asked this question: “What
is it a sign of when your nose itches?”
The answer was: “Going to have com-
pany.” He then ask: “And what if
your head itches?” And the answer
was: “They have arrived.”
Sport is any kind of work that you
are not paid for.
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HEALTH TALK
BY DR. THEODORE B
SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
WRITTEN
APPEL,
The American tendency the
limit in every sort of activity
asserted itself
sun burn Not 1
with prudent moderation, vacation- |
ists and week end excursionists are |
already returning to their homes
with varying degrees of burnt faces
and burnt backs. Giving way to the
enthusiasm of the moment and per-
haps sold to the idea that the sun is
good for bodies, they permit Old
Sol to scorch them and in some in-
stances actually to make them ill,
states Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secre-
tary of Health.
The pain and the annoyance of
even so-called mild sunburn, one
should imagine, would be enough to
deter people from repeating the ex-
perience from year to year. But the
impression of the year previous, es-
pecially where the young people are
concerned, apparently fades promptly
and in the desire to have fun or get
tanned or receive the health benefits
of the sun's rays, bodies are unduly
exposed and the inevitable price for
the folly is again exacted.
to go
has
again painfully in >
complex.
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In thus cruelly placing the skin
under the sun's effects, those who
imagine they are indulging in the
health practice have failed to under
stand that heliotherapy, otherwise
known as sun treatment, is a science
When the sun is used as an adjunct
to the treatment of tuberculosis or
other diseases, it is very definitely
controlled and highly supervised.
Physicians well know that the
tender skin needs training to with-
stand the sun’s direct rays. Conse-
quently, when heliotherapy is em-
ployed, the patients are exposed but
a few minutes, the periods being
gradually extended as the pigmenta-
tion or tanning process evolves. In
this way burning is avoided and vio-
let rays in sunlight are permitted to
get in their caressingly healing work
The thoughtless and uniformed, on |
the other hand, attempt to soak in
health via the sun by hours of con-
tinuous exposure and of course reap
misery as their reward.
The wise person, therefore, will
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it demands. Good health will thus |
be maintained and perhaps augmen- |
ted. Needlessly to disregard the
facts regarding the sun’s cruel pow- |
er, which have been repeatedly prov
en by personal experience or by the
eloquent example of the experience
of others, is to exhibit an enthusiasm
which is not based on any possible
health benefit
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NATIVES PRESERVE HEADS |
Natives make models of the heads of
the important men of their country af-
ter their death in southern Malekula in
the New Hebrides Islands. It the man
is important nough they may even glue
his hair fast to the dummy head and
provide a body.
The heads are then placed on posts
or kept in the man’s clubhouses. In
proof of this story. Dr. Albert B. Lew-
is, asistsant curator at the Field Muse-
um of Natural History in Chicago, has
one complete body and several of the
heads on display in Josph N. Field hall
ofthe museum.
A soft cloth dipped in melted paraf-
fine will give a stove a clean and at-
tl yok or
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