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MAY' 19,19 1870 • ,- re _.. , 1 .....-- i JIM; DM 3P4COMILIIICJALX.Gs Thrilling Adventure. - ct' ' in . .., . et ~,ev :13,. G. IP. LIDY, • • , _ --- -• 1 - ...r1 in the . I .g. en! . imprr on, are their I * IV illaughbyleGraw , F Ur e h r IA e, coL i i A siime 1114 t•f) V;• ' ,IL 7 . i , 1. MACHINE SHOP LUMBER YARD ! riITIE suescrihers having enlarger! their shops and added the latest improved machinery for Working Wood and Iron, are now prepared. to do till kinds of Work in their Line, and are manufaa au:ing the talizer Drill, Greatly Improved; The Cel ebrated Brinkerhoff Cornsheller; Gibsons' Champion Washing Machine; John Rid dlesberger's Patent Lifting Jacks. THE PROPRIETORS OF THE WAYNESBORO' i3Bnn pmict saving furnished their shops with the latest im proved Machinery for this Branch of Business, they are now prepared to manufacture and tUrnish all kinds of :LDING MATERIAL , as Sash, floors, Frames, Shutters, Blinds, dings, some Eighteen liitrerent Styles; Cor- Siairing, Pot ticoes, &c, &c., luoring, Weath- Irding, and ALL KINDS LUMBER, e tender our thanks to the community for their I put rottagu bestowed upon us , and hope by attention to Business to merit a continuance for-Mic -sale—of Dndire—As,-cSevertgorew a Rey Chief, arid Wt.rld Combined Reap- M,wing Mach Lanes, and the celebrated Mower. r, 18E9] MR & BIKER FIRST PREMIUM STIC STITCH i'Amay - SEWING MACHINES, 495 Broadwoy, New York 730 Chestnut street, Philadelphia POINTS OF EXCELLENCE . Beauty and Elasticity of stitch. Perfection and simplicity of Machinef. Using both threads directly from the spools. No fastening of seams by hand and no waste of thr.ad. Wide range of application without change of ad justment, The seam retains its beauty and: firmness after washing and ironing. • Besides doing all kinds of work 'done by other Machines, these Machines execute the most beauti ful and permanent Embroidery and ornamental work. I The Highest Premiums at all the fairs and exhibitions of the United States and Europe, have been awarded the Grover & Baker sewing Ma chines, and the work done by them, wherever ex hibited for competition. nr The vety highest,prizs, Tnn Coosa of Tun LEotex or HONOR., was cent . ..net] -on the representa• tive of the Grover & baker Sewing !vise:lines, at the Exposition liniversells, Paris, 1869, thus attest ing their great superiority over all other sewing Ha. chines. For sale by D. W. 1101380 N, Waynesboro'. NOTICE. The Elnaetsigueat having had 17 years' experience as a practical operator on Sewing Ma chines w,,uld recommend the urover & 13a1.er Fam ily Machine as the cheapest and best machine fur family uso. The simplicity of construction and elasticity of stitch made by these machines are two very idiportant pointsm their favor. 250,000 of these machines are to-day bearing witness to the truth of our assertions and the demand is steadily increasing. We have also shuttle machines on hand for Tail ors and Coach•trimmers' use. Call and see us. 1). W. Hoi3l:-ON, f 17 tf Main si., Waynesboro', Pa. FisqST "FALL 1 Fil.sH . h in as h i s ust ii r o i7d bu a si f n u e l a l s asscV l in s e s n li t ,‘ o l l onststs in part, of all the latest styles of Hen's and oys HATS AND CAPS, .Men's, Women's, Misso's, Boy's and Children's BOOTS, GAITERS, SHOES nd Slippers of every desuiptiou. Ladies and Misses • onuet Framer., Trimmings, Sundowns and Hats I ress Trimmings, Hoop Skirts, Hair Nets, Hall 'oils, u.tiecy, tliove s , farasuls, Sun Umberellas. ! ans, &c. *School, Blank anti MiscellutiJoue Books,Station try of all kinds; Notions and Fancy Goods. All of which will be sold as cheap us the cheapest. Sept 20J. R. Vik:I.JSH SOAP MAKING. 'CONCENTRATED LYE, a ful pound in a V box at 20 ceuts. SAL SUL 1 'tillage or small quantities, sold 'low by W, A. KIND. Feb 3 WANTED.—I wi I r 'change goofs at a Lir market price for Becorr. Butter, Eggs, Cot :on Rags, small , Ouions if &livered immediately, Soup Beans, &c. W. .1. REID. JACOB YRION., D. B. MULL, SASH AND LADY, FRICK & CO. CHARITY. Woman, with scorn on your beautiful lace, Radiant with velvet, and satins and. lace ; Daintly lifting the snow on your skirt Clear from the noxious end throng"-trampled dirt ; Illy enough it becomes you to sneer Thus at tho outcast that passes so near Shrink as you may from the touch of her shawl, She is your sister—your sister for all. Look at her brow, 'tis fair as your own ; has her cheeL7-its-brigirtirtuthreErtrut grow Ere you shall fasten disgrace on hrr name Wait till you know the temptation that came. If it were weakness, or if it were crime, Or some light romance, to girlhood sublime. i Maybe she lov ed, a sV omen do love, Periling soul—aye, ri 1. thright above. Periling all for one low spoken word seraphs themselves never tremblingly heard, Maybe she loved—the old story ognin , Woven with transport, and passion and pain ; And the bright gold that she ctasp'd turned to rust, Till but a handful of dead-lying dust. Mistiness lies in the blue of her eyes ; Ah, do you see ? 'tis a tear in di guisr. Who knows— when twilight impurples the world, And. through the lattice, the stars seem so cold— Who knows the sobs that the night breezes hear, Bobs - strangely like the wail of - despair ? See the iron bars hedging her track, And, though her heart bleed, she may not go back Nothing but thengb for the life-bruised and sere bo the poor feet, goaded on with a curse, Plunge into paths where the darkness _et So the spurned soul, groping down 'mid the gluon] Falters and falls into infamy's tomb. 14471CtE5C).10141-8.4k..11' - S". TELE VOLUNTEER COUNSEL. John Taylor was licensed—wh youth ortwecif - y —, one, to practice at the bar. He was poor but well educated, and possessed extraordinary genius. Be married a beauty, who afterwards deserted him for another. On rho 9th of April,-1840, the Court House in Clarksville, Texas, *as crowded to overflowing. An exciting ease was about to 'be tried. Gen. Hopkins, a wealthy planter, had offered a gross insult to Mary Eliseo, the young and beautiful wife of hie overseer. The husband threatened to chas tise him for the outrage, when Hopkins went'to Elison's house and shot him in his own door, The murderer was arrested and bailed to answer the chiarge. This occur rence produced a great excitement, and Hopkins, in order to turn the tide of popu lar indignation, had circulated reports against her character, and she had sued him for slander. Beth suits were pending fur murder and slander. The interest became deeper whk.n it was known that Ashley uud 1 1 .16 of Atkuusus, and S. S. Prentiss, of Now Orleans, by enormous fees, had been retained to delend Hopkins. Hopkins was acquitted. The Texas law. `yers were overwhelmed by their opponents It was a fight of dr,arls against glakits. The slander suit was for the 9,h, and the throng of spectators grew iu numbers as well as in excitement; his money had procured witnes.es who served Lis' power ful advocates. hen the slander ease web called, Alary Elkton was left wahout an at terney—all had withdrawn. -Have you no counsel?' inquired Judge Millet, looking kionly to, the plaintiff. `No, sir, they have deserted we, and I am too poor to employ any more; repbeti the beautiful Alary, bursting inti, tears 'ln such a case will no 3uwe chivalrous member of ibis bar voluuteer ?' said the Judge, glancing aruuud the bar. The thirty Jawyers were silent. 'I will, your honor,' said a voice frnm the tbickest,part of the crowd, behind the bur At the sound of that voice many started —it was so unearthly, sweet and mournful. The first sensation, was changed into laughter, when a tall,•gitunt, bpeecral figure elbowed his way through the crowd, and placed 'himself within the bar, His clothes lot.ke.d 8U shabby that the court hesitated to lot the case proceed under his management. 'Has your name been entered on the rolls of the State ?' demanded the Judge. 'ft is immaterial,' answered the stranger, hie thin, bloodless lips curling as with a fiendish sneer. Were is my license, from toe highest tribunal iu Anierirn and ho handed the Judge's broad parchment. The trial wont on. • He suffered the witnesses to tell their own story end he toluwed the defense fo start uff.• Ashley spoke first, followed by Pike and Prentiss. The latter brought the house down with cheers iu which the jury joined. It was'now the stranger's turn , be rises before the bar, uut behind it—arid so near the wondering jury, that he might touch the foreman with his lung, bony fiugers.— Ile proceeded to tear to pieces the argu.• meet ul Ashley, which melted sway at his touch like frost before the sun beam,— Every one looked surmised. Anon hit came to tliti dazzling Wit of the lawyer, Pike•—the cu.l w his lip ,Emir sta• per , his thin Lice began to kindle up, and his eyes to open, dim and dreary no longer,, but livid as light ning, and as lire globe.i, and glaring like meteors; the whole soul was in the eye , the full heart beamed out of his face. Then without bestowing allusion to Prentiss, he turned short around on the perjured wit nesses of Hopkins, torn their testimony io• to shreds and hurled into their face such terrible invectives that all trembled like as• pens, and two of thew fled front the court room. The excitement of the crowd was becoming tremendous, Their united life and soul seemed to hang on the burning tongue of the stranger, he inspired them with the power of his maligoaut passions; he seems to have stolen nature's long hid. den secret of agraction. But his greatest triumph was to come. His eyes began to glance at the assasin Hopkins, and his—long-, taper fingers assumed the,satua direction.-- • h aimed in the wretch with a wail of strong evidence and impregnable argument, outfit)* off all'hope of escape. Ho dug .be neath the murderer ditches of dilemma, and held the slanderer up to the scorn and con tempt of the populace. Having thus girt him about with a circle of fire, he thin stripped himself for the massacre. Oh, then it was a vision both glorious and dreadful to behold the orator. Ills ac tions-became-impetuous, -as- the-Lmotion--of au oak in a hurricane. His voice hectitne a trumpet, filled with wild whirlpools, deaf ening the ear with crushes of power, and yet intermingled all the while-with—a — sweet undersong of the deepest cadence. His forehead glowed like a heated furnace, his countenance was hag:ard, like that of a maniac, and cvcr and anon he flung his long bony arms on high as if grasping after thunderbolts. i3e drew of r' - -eh -e- it — fileture of murder in sm. appalling colors, that in comparison hell it selLmtGht be beautiful; he paint ed the slanderer so black that tho•run ecui • led black at noonday, when shining on such an accursed mousier, and then fixed both portraits on the shrinking Hopkins, and fmtteued them there forever. Tbo agitatiou of the audietree nearly amounted to wad uees. the perilous height. Ilia voice wailed out for the miirdered dead and "the living—the beautiful Mary, more beautiful every e a_ ute, as the tears flowed faster—till men ept and sobbed like children. Ah closed by a strange exhortation to the jury, and_through them to the bystanders ; he advised the panel, after they should bring in a verdict for the_ plaintiff, not to offer vio lence to the defendant, however richly he may deserve it. In other words 'not to lynch the villain but leave his punishment to God.' This was the most artful trick of all, and was best calculated to insure vengeance. The jury returned a verdict of fifty thou sand dollars; and the night afterwards Hop kins was taken out of his bed by lynchers and beaten ahnost to death As the court adjourned, the stranger said, 'John Taylor will preach here this evening at early candle light.' He did preach arid the house was crowded. I have listened to Clay, Webster land Calhoun—to Dwight, Bascombe and Beecher—but never heard anything, in the form of sublime words, even remotely ap proximating to the eloquence of John Tay lor—was Hive as the mountain, and wildly rushing as a cataract of fire. STREAmi—Life bears us on like the scream of a mighty river. Our boat at tbst glides down tite narrow channel—thro' the playful murmurings of the little brook and the windings of its grassy borders. The trees shed their blossoms over our young heads, the flowers seem to offer themselves to the young hands; we grasp eagerly at the beauty around us, but the stream still bur, ries mt, and hall our bands are empty. Our course through youth and manhood is along a wilder and dec..; or flood, timid objects wore striking and magnificent, IVe are animated at toe moving pictures and enjoyments and industry around us; we arc excited at some short-livt d disappoint went. T 6 e atietm hears us on, and our j )ys and griefs are alike lets biltind us. We may be shipwrecked, but we cannot be delayed; whotiter lough ur SIM , OOI, the river hastens to its )tunic, the roar of the ocean is in our ears, and the t) , ssing of the waves is beneath our feet,zud the shore lesgeus from our eyes, and the floods are lifted up around us, and we take cur leave ef earth and its, inhabitants, but, until . our future voyage there has been uo witness save the Infinite anti Eternal As the trials of life thinkn, end the dreams of Other days fade, one by utte lu the deep vista of dissppeiutcd hope, the heart grows weary of the struggle, and "we begin to realize our insiguificanee. Those who have climbed to the pinnacle of fame, or revel iu luxury and wealth, gu co the grave at last with the poor mendicant who begs by the wayside, and like him ate soon lurgorteu. ‘Generatiou after generation,' says an elo quent writers,.'have lelt as we feel, and their fellows were as active in tile us ours are now. They passed away as a vapor, wiii;u nature wore the same aspect of beauty as when the Creator eowmaodt d ber to h.:. And so it shall be when vi gtoic. The heavens will be us bright over our grave as they are now mound our path; the world will have the same attractions r eil-prieg yet unborn that she had ()nee fir ourzeivcs, ittld that she has now tut ojur vhildien,' 'flat bed 1,. Clot long enough far Faiii a very tail, gruff aid up..o beteg ughereii auto 1,1.1 bud Louw by au waiter at Olitt of our tivteig. yell had that it is p;en , y; loop, nir , when you get into it,' was the replj, 'for thou there'll be two feet added to It.' Extt, Pat, .with a boot lewlimg up tite tear. Never deceive yoticvibil to be your :tieLis. One of our oldest merchants, who is soon to pass away, and who formerly carried on business in Beaver street, residing—as it was the custom in olden times—over his store, tells tho following thrilling narrative, which he occasionally relates with wonderful effect: A party bad been collected at his house, to give eclat to one of those little' family festivals which brighten the dark trace of life, and-cheer the human heart in every clime. It was his dupghter's wedding day ; crowds of her young acquaintances circled around her, and as the father gazed - proudly on the face of the young bride, he wished as bright a prospect might open for •his other children who were gamboling merrily among the crowd• Passing through the passage connecting the lower room ho met the servant maid, an iv:lomat enuntr. _irl who was parring a lighted tallow candle in heramnd without a candlestick. He blamed her for this dirty eonduct, and , went into the kitchen to makti some arrangement with his wife about the supper table ; the girl shortly returned with her Rune full of ale bottles, but without the candle. The merchant immediately recol lected that several barrels of gunpowder had been placed iu his cellar during the day„ and - that - irisforecroirTfiTid opened one of the bar rels to select a sample for a customer.— 'W here is your candle ?' he inquired - in the utmost agitatbdi. couldn't bring it up with me, for my hands were full,' said the girl. 'Where did you leave it ?"Well, I'd no candlestick, so 1 stuck it into some black sand that's there in one of the tubs; The merchant dashed down the cellar steps , the passage was long arid (talk, atrd, as he groped his way on, his knees threatened to give way under him ; his breath was choked and his flesh 6eomed suddenly to become dry and parched, as if he already felt the suffocating blast of death. At the extremity of the passage, in the frout cellar, under the very room where his children and friends were revelin iu folici- ty, he di?cerned the open powder burro , lul almost to the top, the enndle stuck lightly in the loose graiiitt, with a lon r burn t.out ng the small and gloomy flame. This sight seemed to wither all his powers, and the merry laugh of the young sters above struck upon his heart like the knell of death, lie stood for some moments, gazing upon the light, unable to advance.— The fiddler commenced a lively jig, and the feet_olthe dancers responded with-increased vivacity; the floor shook with their exer tions, cud the loose bottles in the cellar jingled with the. motion. He fanoied,the candle moved—was falling I With despefate energy he dashed- forward ; but bow was he to remove it ? The slightest touch would cause the small live coal of wick to fall into the loose powder. With unequaled presence of mind he placed a hand each side of the candle, with the open pitlms upward, and the distouded fingers pointed toward the object 'of his care, which as hie hands gradually met, was secured in the clasping or locking of his fingers, and safely removed from the head of the barrel. W hen he reached the head of the stairs the excitement was over; be smiled ,a,t the danger he had conquered ; but the reaction was too powerful, and he fell into fits of most violent and dreadful laughter. Ile was con veyed senseless to bed, and many weeks elapsed ere his nerves recovered sufficient tone to allow him to resume hie habits of ev ery day life.— _New York Commercial Ad vcrtiser. WOMAN.-110W Cana rose grow without sunshine flow can the violet bloom on a bait) , soil ? 100 ! women are flowers, that arc always becoming more beautfui and fragrant the more they are guarded and cared for.— But men should be keepers in the garden of beauty ; they may rejoice themselves in the fragrance of the flowers, but they may nut rumple them with rude hands. Just as the weed is rooted frJru the flower-bed, so should all that is base and common be removed far away from the neighborhood of women ! Tread upon the ruse with thy feet, and its thorns artiaz3 thee ; watch over it with love and care, and it will bloom and be fragrant, au ornament to itself and thee. Make thy self' of thine (Ave accord a slave to a woman, and she will nut bear it, but will herself bow before thee, uad in thankful love look up to thee as her lord; make a woman by force thy shire, and she will bear it still less. but will seek by craft and cunning to obtain a 11011111H00 over thee. Fur the empire of hove is the empire of euut rad ictinni'; the wise roan knows this. and acts aceerdin i :ly. The wore one has to do with mimeo the wore one learns to know them ; the wore one learns to love them ; and the more one I.)ves thew, toe more one is loved again—fur every true love finds itz , ponce, the highestlovo is the highest wisdom. "LEMONS EOtt FloitLa.—When persons are feverish or thirsty I.wyou'l whdt natural, indicated in some ea , cs by a metalie taste iu Ott moulb, etTecir.ity In: drinking water, or bo a whitish appcaranm) of the greater part of the set face of the tongue, , one of the best •eomers,' internal and external, is to take a lemon, cut of the top. sprinkle on some loaf sugar, working it downward with a spoon, and then suck it slowl . c, squoczitig the lemon ai't adding morn sugar as the acid ity increat•es trout being brought up from a lower point. Invalids with feverihnet.s may take two or throe lemons a day in this man ner with the tna,t marked benefit by a souse of enalaesi, comfort. and tevie:oration. ,1 lemon or two thus taken at tea tune, as a sub sume for the ordinary supper of summer, would aiwe many a comfortable uight,,aad on awakeningafter rest, an inviv,oratiou, with an uppetito to ~"high they were stt angers, who %%ill have Incir cup of tea for supper, or •rofish' cud case, Jr bcr:ies, aLld leashes ua'J cream. A Wanderer's Prayer. On a.oold, dreary evening in autumn,' a small boy, poorly olud, yet clean and tidy, with a pack upon his bank, knOcked' at t k • door of an old Quaker, in thetown of and inquired 'ls Mr. I/seaman at ho ?' ''Yes.' The boy•wished to see him; au was spee dily ushered into the host's pr9a'enco. Friend Lawman was ovekirthe wealthiest men in the county, and .I,"fesident of the rail. road. The boy bad conic: to see if he could obtain a situation on road, le said be was an orphan, his mother had been dead on ly two months, and by was new a homeless wanderer. But the tad was too small for the filling of any place within the Quaker's gift, and was forced to deny him. still, ho liked the looks of the boy, and said to bim : Thee May atop in my house to-night and to-morrow I will give thee names of two or tllOO in tree goo thee may apply with assurance of a kind re ception at least. lam sorry that I have no employment for thee.' Later in the evening the old Quaker went the rounds of his spacious mansion, lantern in hand, as was his wont., to see if all was right before retiring for the night. As he passed the'door_oLthe_little__chamber-where the poor wandering. orphan bad been put to sleep he heard a voice lie stopped and lis tened, and diriting — uished the tones of a sim, ple, earnest prayer. Ile bent his ear nearer; and heard these words from the boy's lips : 'Oh ! good Father in Heaven ! help me to help myself. Watch over me as 1 watch over my conduct, and care for me as my deed:- merit. Bless the.good man is whose house 1 ain.s_heltered fat the night, and spare him long, that he may continue hie bounty to other suffering ones. Amen 1' And the Quaker responded another amen as tie ninvcd on and meditated. The boy had a true idea of life, and possessed A warm, grateful heart. '1 verily think that the lad will be a treas ure to his employer,' was the concluding re ;ectton, When the morning came the old Quaker hanged---his-mitid conee-rui-og-h-is-artevvirr - tcrl -the boy's application. Who learhed thee to pray inquired Friend L. 'My mother, sir,' was the soft reply. And his rich, brown oyes wore mois►. 'And then will not forgot thy mother's counsels ?' cannot, for I — know thit my suceess io life is de cadent upon them.' They, thee mayost stay here in- my house, and very soon I will take thee to my office. Go now, and get thy breakfast.' —Friend L. was gathered to the spirit her vest shortly after the breaking out of the re bellion.; but he lived to see the poor boy he had adopted rise, step by step. until he final ly assumed the responsible offices which the guardian could no longer hold• And to-dey there is no man more honored and respected by his friends, and none wore feared by gamblers and speculators in irresponsible stock, than is the one poor wanderer, now President of one of the best managed and most productive railways in the United States. A Bzoken Stick. Many a young man is ruined for life by resting upon a broken stick. One has a rich father, and puts his reliance upon his father's fortune. Another has • influential friends, and places his reliance upon their assistance. Another still has superior talent --he is 'smarter' than average young men, and is settled and favored, and he places his reliance upon his superior natural ability.— None of the three 'rely upon themselves. They depend upon broken sticks ! Their 'lives will, ten chances to one, be a failure. Their companions, who are without wealth, without friends, without superior natural ability, who lire taught self reliance, to de• peed upon thetusulves— upon their own of forts, all probability, make the more successful wen. Proof of 111%8 we can see everywhere, in every city, every village, in every neighinohotio in the country. Our best and most successful lawyers, doctors, merchants, fanners, and men of' all trades and professions mil generally be found to be ainoeglbose who, when young men, had neithor wealth, friends, or superior abilities to depend upon. They had no broken stick to offer them a fahe support. Let every young man look about hint, among his ac quaintance, and be will be surprised t, find s') few exceptions to this rule. Then let him acreriaioe a't once that he will not cheat himself by depending upon any false support, but rely upon himself. BAI3Y YEAR.—'Atuong, the old settlers of the eat a bingular maxim prevails. hlvery year in which occurs a month with two moons is believed to be vpeuially productive iu babies. With excellent provisiou for childle4s parents, the happy intlueuee tbe moon that thus is tWieu bore In a month, arc reflected below, and a baby is apt to be iu Order iu every house. The bemel IN a straugo one. The tit:twaos of the east have in it a faith that is ..hiding, and the yearn in which the lunar phenomena, (wears alisitys insults la a huge clop ut . bauies. In Jautiary there mete two new moues, and 1,67 i.), therefore, is a bC.0 4 011 in uhteq married lite bring't, us hap. piest fruition, and the chtidreu ut the It• ruerieau eagle proportionately Increase. it IS wail to know this in time, and our advice is, %h.:rehire, to alt who are pareuts iu the Neste matrimonial, to but up a cradle and pre. pare baby tixios The above is trout the Uumberhaul lefeyrapit. It way be d good tthvis to twilit) foltio to tuis place, and tea WA not quite so et, el. Why shunl3 the sea make a better house keeper !bat, ti:u earth ? Because the -earth is eXIC;t2CdI:%I3 , dirty, and the sea is very tidy, Os the 7th day of the week God ended nis work. 'lO tho 7th month Noah's ark touched the ground. In 7 days a dove was sent our. Abraham pleutied 7 times for Sodom. Jacob served 7 years for Rachel; and yet 7 more. Jacob mourned 7 days for Joseph. Jacob was pursued a 7 days' journey by Laban. A plenty of 7 years and a famine of 7 years were foretold in Pharaoh's dream, by 7 lat and 7 lean boasts, and 7 ears of ful; and 7 oars of blasted corn. •On the 7th day of . the 7th month tho children of INraellasted 7 dap; and remain ed 7 days in toots. Every 7th year the land rested, WOl2 Every 7th year the law was read to the people. In the destruction of Jericho 7 priests bore 7 trumpets 7 days; on the 7th ,day they surrounded the wall 7 times, and at the end of the 7th round the walls fell. Solomon was 7 years building. a temple, and faasted 7 days at its dedioation. In_the tabernacle were 7 lamps. Tire golden candlestick had 7 branches. Newnan washed 7 times io the Jordan. Job's blend sat with him 7 'days .and 7 nights, and offered T bullocks and ,7 /1/1110 as an atonement. OurBavior spoke 7 times from the cross, oe which he hung 7 hours, and after his rss• urreetion appealed 7 tidies. • In the Lord's Prayer era 7 petitions, ooa• gilding 7 times 7 words. In the Revelations we read of 7 ehurehes 7 eandlostieks, 7 stars, 7 trumpets, 7 plagues 7 Lb uudors, 7 vials, 7 angels, cod a 7 headed monster. • SCIIOOL 'READERS!—The Detroit Free ress •an .6 woo 43 n rruprovetuen s "o •—e— iuto school reading books alter tho sort of u log gawp es 'The g oose is on her roost. She is a fino quadruped, and has a tenor voice. Can the goose fly far? No; neither the goose nor the rhinoceros oan fly far. !Hose is the gas works. his a high build ing. All our Congressmen are born here.— Do Congressmen - ever areal YOU. may be sure they do. 'More is a picture of a young widow, See how sad she looks. Her hdsband could net pay her dry goods bill, and so he—died.— Do you think she will get another man I. She — will try bard. 'Here is the sea-side. lon see that 'swell' there drinking spring water ? What is he there for ? Nor his health. Will he got it ? Yes, if his fathers money holds out, and she don't get engaged first to that follow with the paste diamonds. 'This is a picture of Horace Greeley.— What is he doing ? He is mailing strawber ry plants to his subscribers. They aro floe plants, and yield about a bushel a plant,— This is his 'political economy." 'TRYING TO TUE BASTE.'—A Hibernian, fresh from the 'ould pod,' having sufficient means to provide himself with ei horse and cart (the latter a kind he probably never saw before), went to work on a public road. Be ing directed by the overseer to move a lot of stones near by and deposit them in a gully on the Other side of the road, he forthwith loaded his cart, drove up to the place, and had nearly finished throwing off his' load by hand, when the boss told him that was hot the way—he must tilt or demp•his load at once. Paddy replied that he would know better the next time. After loading agtiip ho drove up to the ehmtri, pat his shoulder to the wheel and upset the horse, cart and all into the gaily. Scratching his head and looking rather doubtful at his horse below him, he observed: . 'lledad, it's a mighty sud den way, bat it mast be trying to the baste 1' They have a calico Judge in Wyoming, and don't know whether to call her a Jas• ticola of the Peace, or a Justice of tee Peace:is. A friend, the other day, called a thin youiig lady a spare gtrl There aie several space girls to most large untuarrttd 'Sure, au &dolt I jiae the Methodists ? Fait:, au I did. I ,lined. ler six month-, so behaved so well 'they let me off with three.' A-naked edtior advises his leaders, if they wish to get teeth inserted to go and isteal fruit where u watch dog is oa guard. The ruouey you earn your3elf is much brighter awl eweeter that auy you get out of dead snee'd coffers. lla who has no mud to trade with •tho tiov It, ehauiti linst.; 116 to keep away from his neap. Why is OH: bald head of a watt like Green. land "I .t.tdeatisu tt'd the great watte -bear When is iron like a baud ok robbers?—• Aus.— Wouu is is uuiaed to steal. In the country they blow n horn before diunur; lu tuwu they Wt . -) uue. A man. in Verzne, , at was SO dirty that the aSSessors LaXtu lilw es , real estate. The The worst Tillors are those who grind the ,facus ut tots Tbe, time to buy moocher umbreili is just after yuu bavo lout out:. 11, gruat wetk 11L a*,
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