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HOLLINBER9ER lar AS justreturned from Philadelphia and is now 1 - 11-opanicg out the. largest and most varied as sortment of SPICING AND SUMMER MILLIN ERY GOODS she has ever brought to Waynes boro'. The ladies are invited to call and examine her Roods. Residence en Church Street, East Side. - April It). tt. JOSEPH IDOIUGLAS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Real Estate and Insurance Agent, Office in Vtralltel'e Waynesboro', Penna. 11 ly 8 --tf. L. STOVER & Wt.PLFF WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA; FRIDAY MORNING, Jt10,3,18138. isOMITIC744IJ: BBBBAMENT• It is not the partir g hour, when those we ,fondly love. If are breathed to us their last farewell,and winged their way above ; Nor yet, when in the darbeome grave we-lay them to their zest, - The sharpest pang of .iarrow rends the stricken moth lei bieast. 'Tie when we seek our lonely home, and meet no • Which could the darkest cloud dispel, and' every care beguile ; And when we meet around the board, or at the hour of prayer, 'Tis then the heart Most feels its loss— the loved ones are riot there. And thus while days and months steal on, as mem ory brings to view The vision of departed joys, our grief is stirred a- new • ; Though faith may own a Father's hand, yet nature will rebel, And feel how hard it is to say," things well." 0 mournful memories of the past ! ye wear. our lives away; Ye haunt us in our dreams by night, and through each weary day ; The home which late like Eden's bower, in bloom- ing eau y sm es, Ye make a barren wilderness, a desert waste and But why thus yield to fruitless grief aro they not happier far ! The sainted ones for whom we mourn, than those who linger here? Our hearts should glow with grateful love to Him whose watchful eye, Saw dangers gathering round their path, and called them to the sky. Not long shill we their loss deplore ; for soon the hour will come ' When we, with those we fondly love, shall slum ber' in the tomb; Then let the remnant of our days be to his service gl en, Who hid our id,br in the grave, lest we should fail 0; Heaven, Not willingly the Lord afflicts, nor grieves the souls cf men; 'Tis but to wean our souls from earth, and break th_p_p_ower of sin ; He saw us wandering from His paths, and sent the chastening rod, To turn our feet from error's way, and bring Bs home to GJd• Shall we eefent his wise design, and waste our days in tears, Ungrateful for the numerous gifts that Heaven in int rcy spares? Let faith and hope be cherished still, and brighter days shall dawn, And plants of peace shall spring anew, from seeds or sorrow 130V91). 11EXISICIMia3CA81g - Sr. DEATH OF A GREAT MottmoN.—A tele gram announces the death, on the 23d inst., of Brigham Young's right hand man, Ileber C. Kimball, and next to the prophet, the chief man among the Mormons. The rank he held was First Prophet, and he lies been identified with this polygamous people ever since_J_eseph Swith_started them on their nowadie and multifarious career. Of his early life little is known, till 1837, when lie became a convert at Kirkland, Illinois, and was soon after sent with Orson Hyde, since assassinated, as missionaries to England for the new faith. On his return, a year after ward, be joined his fortunes with the Mor mons in Kay county; Missouri, and with that peculiar people bore persecutions and expul sions from that State and from Illinois till the pilgrimage to Salt Lake inaugurated for the society comparative peace and decided prosperity. At this place Kimball arrived in the autumn of 1847, and since then has been the head priest of the order of Melehis. edek, with the religibus title of elder. Kim ball, since thou, •ta his death, has been ex pounding Mormonism, inculcating by pre cept, and more particularly by example, the duty' of the godly to be much married, and has advanced in real estate and personal pow er to a degree greater than any man except Young. He had sixty-seven 'sealed' to him, and to-day, as at Chevy Chase, will conic. 'as many widows their husband to bewail.' Ile was a man of talent for organization, of con siderable address, and a pround demagogue, yet of a temper Severe amine aspect forbid di9g. The most dangerous parts of a dwelling during a thunder storm arc the especially if the fire be lighted, the attic "and the celler. It is also imprudent to sit close by the walls, to ring the bell, or to bar the shutters during a thunder storm. Fire places ate dangerous, because heat, air and soot especially when 'connected with a stove or grate, are conductors Attics and sellers are dangerous, because the electric fluid often passess from the earth to the Mont's, so that in the wtiddle story must be the safest place, It is dangerow to lean a gainst a wall, because the lightning, passing down the wall, Wenn leave it and go into 11.0 body, which is a hotter c , nductor. • ,fin. N'ewisritte,rierze. One dull day in autumn, just after noon, a- balloon rose in the air at the foot of Cleet Hills, on the western edge of the great cen tral plain of England. It was inflated with the lightest of gases which chemical skill - could produce; it rose, with amazing veloci ty. A mile up, and it • entered a stratum of -cloud --more-thap-a-thousand-feetAbick: - -- - = Emerging from this, the sun shone brightly on the air ship; the sky overhead woe of the clearest and deepest blue; and below lay clondland-an immeasurable expanse of cloud, whose surface looked as solid as that of .the - earth, now wholly lost to view. Lofty-mount sins and deep, dark ravines appeared below; the peaks and sides of those cloud-mountains nest the sun glittering like snow, but cast ing shadows as black as it they were solid rook. CONSOLATION. p-rose-the-balloon—with—tretnetulena-vt) locity, Four miles above earth I A pigeon was let loose; it_dropped down through the air as if it bad been a stone. The air was too thin to enable it to fly.. It was as if a barque laden to the deck were to pass from the heavy waters of the open sea into an in. land unsaline lake; the barque would sink at once in the thinner water. Up, up, still higher ! The spectrum, opposed to the sun, showed marvelously clear ; lines appeared which are invisible in the denser atmosphere on the earth's surface; but as the car swung round in its upward gyrating flight,--the mo meat the direct rays of the sun passed' off the prism, there was no spectrum at kll. The air was, so pure, so free from the compara tively solid aqueous matter, that there was no reflected light , the air was too thin to retain or reflect any portion of the rays which fell upon it. And what a silence profound The heights of the sky were as still as the deepest depth of the ocean, where, as was cable, the - futtesniud—limatir . reit — from year-tolair as the - dust - which -- imperoept . - bly gathers on the furniture in a deserted house. No sound, no life—only the bright sunshine fulling.througb a sky which it could not warm. Up—five miles above earth— higher than the inaccessible summit of Chim borazo or bewangiri, Despite the sunshine, everything freezes. The air grows too thin to support life, even for a few minutes. - - Two men only are in that . adventurous bal. loon—the one steering the airship, the oth er watching the soientifie instruments, and recording them with a rapidity bred of long practice. Suddenly, as the latter looks at his inatru• meats, his sight grows dim; he takes a lens to help his sight, and Can only mark, from the falling barometer, that they are still ris ing rapidly. A flask of brandy lies within a foot of him ; ho tries to reach it, but his arms refuse to obey his will, lie tries to call his comrade, who has gone intoshe ring above; a whisper in that deep stillness would suffice—but no sound comes from his lips•— he is voiceless. His head drops on his shoulders; with an effort ho raises it— it falls on the other shoulder; once • more, with a resolute effort, he raises it—it hills backward, For a moment ho sees dimly the figure of his companion in the ring above; then sensa tion fails him—he lies back unconscious, Solite minutes pass—the balloon still da b.. upward. Seven miles above earth ! i The steersman comes down into the car; he laves his comrade in a swoon, and feels his own senses tailing him. He saw at once that life or death hung upon a few moments. The balloon was still rising rapidly ; it. must be made to descend at once, or they were both dead men. Ile seized, or tried to seize the valve, in order to open it and let. out a portion of the inflating gas. Ills hands are purple with the intense cold—they are par alyzed—they will not respond to his will. It was a fearful moment. In another minute, in their upward flight, ho would be sense ' less as his comrade, But he was a bold, self possessed man, trained in a hundred balloon ascents, and ready rot. every emergency.— ' He seized the valve with his teeth-;it-open eil a little--once, twice, thrice. The balloon began to descend. Then the swooned marksman beard a voice calling to him. 'Come, take an observation— try 1' Ho heard as in a dream, but could neither see nor move. Again he heard, in firmer and commanding tones, 'Take an ob servation—now then, do try,' He returned to consciousness,and sew the steersman stand log before him He lobked at. his iustru• meats they must have been nearly eight wiles up; but now—the harroweter was ris ing rapidly—the bdloon was descending. Brandy was used. The aeronauts revived They had been higher above earth than mor tal man, or any living thing, had ever been before. But now they were safe Such are the perils which science demands of her votaries, and which ,they encounter bravely and cheerfully. Such was the teem orable balloon ascent of Messrs. Otixwell'and Glaisber, from Wolverhampton, on the Pith of September, 186?. A madness, thousands • will say, a perilous absurdity, a tempting of Provideuee, a risking of life for no adequate purpose. One minute wore of inaction—of' compulsory inaction —on the part of the steersman, whose senses were failing him, and tht, air-ship, with its intensely rarifted gas, would have been floating untencred with iwo corpses, in the wide realms of space.—. What would have become of it 7 How far it would have ascended with • its lifeless freight; how ling it would have floated all unseen iu the euipyielau, who shall say ?- 011^.e a . Week. One man wagered another thatim had seen a horse galloping st a great speed and a dog sitting ou his tail. It pea-ms an inprobahle feat fur a dog to oceompiish ; hut the man was right and won the money. The dog was sitting on his own tail. , 'A Garman genius lill4'renen!ly invented n Watuh whivli runs u' i year witbout SCIENTIFIC DARING. F4erna . l We never for get that we have been ' chil dren, and Who has not in those' 'misty &Neff days cast pebbles into the water and watched' with chitchat' glee the rippling and" meting ofthe waves, - Then pause a moment, busy_ , active manhood, and look upon the etiageless motion of the btoakand shoreless waters our rounding the little island of Humanity, the iFfrrcuf — of - Whiiihs perpotuall y bed - by • graceful whirling eddies, huge, foaming, boil ing waves, tiny bubbles and scarcely pereep ible dimples. But•inatead of children drop ping pebbles into the brook it , is Death out inglife into the uneertaini dreadful tide of theiuture. • , A knell, dee p . toned and solemn, souads upon the aie, mighty rushing and boiling of the waters, and a soul passes into eternity The man was wealthy; powerful' and distin guished. His money had built up churches -andlottuded-selroultoh. received his gold, yet with it no "wood of sym path), or compassion. Friends' were zealous in sounding his praise abroad, and numerous were the tributes of homage and admiration offered -his memory. Truly, it is not won derful that the death of this man should dis turb the surface of the water for leagues a round, and the &mod waves stand aloft like monuments of earthly glory. But death, never satisfied, selects another Victim. This time a pauper, homeless, friend less—a stranger of the rich man's door. And he had given alms to one more wretcht - id - than himself, only a cup of water, and -a tear of sympathy, but his heart was in the deed.— There was a sigh at his death—a_sigli_of_rt,, lief. A rattling of clods and a little dimple on the bosom of the waters as if a grain'of sand had sunk beneath, and a pauper and a rich man stood before the-eternal throne. • The name that had flourished proudly at the head of the obuich subsoriptiotui and ire, and he to whom tbe , dooro of she proud had always opened was a stranger at the gates of heaWen. But the rushing tide of Want. less angel wings, a joyous burst of iousie and a fadeless crown welcomed the pauper to the realms of Paradise. On earth there is a stately tomb where rare and lovely flowers blossom, and an Un marked lonely grave where rank weeds flour. ish. Among the flowers that (leek the rich man's tomb there floats a whisper, silent yet audible to the listening, heart ; perhaps it is the voice•of the dead. 'Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them; otherwise ye receive no regard from your rather which is in heaven.' FASIIIONS.-16rth fashions nest. have - chaugt.d. Glorious too, the sky above her, in its vesture of fadeless blue and stud ding of blazing brilliants. The race runs mad after new fashions, and brains are racked for new styles. But earth wears the ones she wore six thousand years ago. It annually fades, and leaf 'and bloom drop from its field, but the mysterious alchemy of the season re touches the garnient with the same varied and beautiful coloring. Not a leaf, or blade, or flower has changed. The sky' has the same Wee, and the stars tire as bright as when they sang together on the morning of crea• Lion.. The Mlles of the valley— they toil 'not neither do they spin—yet the creation of art cannot vie with their beauty. How calmly and how grandly nature marches on to the music of the winds, the streams, the songs of birds, and the falling of the rain, her night journeys lit by the 'lamps on high,' and the sunbeams of the days, glistening liar peaceful armor of flowers and foliag e , and the simmering waters. Ifor banners rustle in 'the winds of gummier, and the reaper's song, and the droaryt piping of the cricket in the fields. We are glad that earth's fash• ions never change.— Wisconsin • Chief. • PAY YOUR SMALL DEBTS.— Pay your small debts. You do not know how much good is frequently accomplished by adopt ing this principle. It was honest old Bell. Franklin, we &ilievtT - hew, as a matter of ex periment, followed up a small amount which ho paid to a ttadesman. In a very little while he ascertained that the money paid the trades-man had passed from hand to hand un til the numher of bills of newly similar a mount settled with it reached some fifteen or twenty. It may not be possible to do 49 Franklin did, and trace up the history of a small amount of money in the way of debt paying; but it may be set down as a fixed tacit that the prompt payment of small debts is the initiative etc)) towards paying cash for everything. Generally speaking these small debts are due to persons who need all the lit tle capital they can command. To such, they arc of immense importance; and it may be said of the person who allows these tri fling obligations to remain unpaid while hav ing the means to discharg e them, that-lie is Dot, iu the true sense of the word, an honest man, unlesi, by express contract, a time for viyineut has been fined, and that time not arrived. Pay your small debts, and your big ones too. If you would be happy and comfortable, sleep soundly, eat heartily, and enjoy the peace of mind which only men with good consciences are supposed to enjoy, pay your small dads, A SMART FEI4LOW-- A Dutchman ID West Penns. township, Schuylkill county, Pa., the other day ,purehased reveal pounds of blasting powder at one of the mills in that neighborhood. ULon taking it home he bumf it too coarse rot the purpose for Which he intended it. Why it must he made finer, of course, so he procured a coffee mill, and emptying in the powder, proceeded to grind it ! He had not made nanny revolutions of the crank before there was a nois e b ear d, and the room was tilied - with flying fragments of coffee mill, window glass, furniture, crock ery ware 'anti Dufehumn The ingenious ex perimenter was tor ki.led, but lte.wa- - - badly bu,ot. Anecdote. of• then Grant. During the Petersburg campaign of 1864 several privates,were. engaged in unload• ing barrels .of 'sat horse' from a transport at . City t i eing, and were in charge of a Lieuten ant-Ail a New York Regiment, Who took ev cry oecaturon to eho* his , authority To, one of his abusive remarks, one of the pri vates made reply whereupon the Lieutenant rTdriii4iiihiad severe kickerkithlaiittAbf, - who offered no resistance, but continued on with his work. A short, thick-set man, wearing a slouched hat, and a rather seedy officer's cloak, who had been standing ,by for sometime, hereupon threw off his. cloak and coat and proceeded to _help _to -unload- the_ transport ' After the task was accomplished, thS offi cer donned his coat and cloak and asked the Lieutenant, in very civil terms, his name and regibent. *eittertaitt,_--7-the Now—Yo Volunteers. By what authority-do you dare ask such a question/ 'Report yourself immediately to your under arrest, by' order of General Grant for cruelty to your men, and remember that a bum of privates by officers is not tolerated by the present commander of the army,' re plied the 'thick-set' officer, lighting a cigar, and walking slowly away.. Sojourner Truth This old &lured woman, now living in reoentliiWit — Mif on,lsom sin, where she was the guest of a ‘ir. Good , . rich, who is an out-and. out , temporaace man and a noted hater of tobaooo. One morning she was puffing away with her pipe in " her mouthy when her host approached her, and. commenced conversation with the following interrogatory___.__._ _ 'Aunt Sojourner, do you think—you-are—a Christian ?' Brudder Goodrich, I speck I am. 'Aunt Bojoitriiel;=-*`ryotiL believe , Bible ?' 'Ares, Brudder Goodrich, T believe the Scriptures, though 1. caret road them as you OEIO. 'Aunt Sojourner, do you know that there is•a passage in the Scriptures which declares that nothing unclean shall inherit the King dom of Heaven-1' 'Yes, Budder Goodrich, I boleeve it' 'Well, Aunt Sojourner, you smoke and you cannot enter the'Kingdom of Heaven, because there is nothing so unclean as the breath of a smoker. What do you say to that 2' Why, BrutMar Goodrich, I epook to leave my breath behind me when I go to Heav en I' 111=C:E1:;11:111MICZEI OI N 0-1(-H-EAN EN- BY-LA N WO Irishmen, having resolved to embrace the Baptist faith, made known their intentions to a minister of that denomination- It was in winter, and consequently the clergyman was at first inclined to delay baptising them until warm weather should set in, but fear ing the dangers of delay, and thinking that the converts might forget all about their'good resnlations before summer, he resolved to baptise them at the earliest opportunity. The following Sunday the congregation went to the river to see the new members baptised. While endeavoring to pull one of them up, the Irishman slipped from hts hands, and went under the ice. The minis ter cooly raised his eyes_to !leaven and ex claimed 'The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away ! Blessed be the name of the Lord Deacon, bring me another convert,' 'No, be jabbers!' said Pat, sticking hiq head above water, and grasping the edge of the ice. 'Pm thankful ler your prayers ; but I'd rather go to heaven by land than by water ! WEDDINGS A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.-- It may be of interest to keow•how they ar ranged marriages a hundred years ago, An old paper has the following description bear ing upon the—subject :="llarried_m_,Lizne 1760, Mr. Doukin, a considerable farmer of great lesson (near Rothbury,) in the cuunty of Cumberland io Miss Shotcen, ao agreeable young gentlewoman, of the same place. The entertainment. on this oteasion was very grand, there being no less. than 120 quarters of lamb, 44 quarters of veal, 20 quarters of mutton, and a greac fr quautity of beet, 12 hams, with a suitable - nuMber of chickens, &c., which was concluded with 8 half ankers of brandy made into punch, 12 dozen of cider, a great many gallons of wine, and 90 bushels of malt made iuto keel% The company consisted of 550 ladies and gentle m e n, who immetuded with the music of 25 fidilers and pipers, and the whole las eon ducted with the'utwost order and unanimi• ty." ECM:ZEES Educating ehildieo is money lent at an but.dred per cent. • Good fences always pay better than law• suits with neighbors. Thorough culture is much bettor than two or three mortgages on a farm. In plowing or teamio on the road in hot weather, always rest the horses on an emi nence, where one minute will be worth twe in a warm valley A poor emaciated Irib}man having galled a physician ia forion hope, the latter spreatis a Loge mustard plaster, and-immediately Clap. ped it on tbe poor felbw's leso breast; rat, who, with a tearful eye looked down on it said _ 4 poother. it al likes me it'a a dale of tuustard for so little gate." Some writer expreasen the belia that a certain miser w;)uld take the beau,. oul of hie own eye if he 11(1014 he could sell the tim ber. - The exceedingly short,eoats warn notch, days alight i e called .petty-coats. *moo "Pere Ireav , . PLICiTifiTAWT COW. --Paddy Murphy and his wife Bridget, -after Man, 'years of hard labor in ditehing and, washing, had accumu lated a sufficiency (besides supporting thein- - - selves and , the gebilders l ) to purchase a cow, (of course they. had pigs l)1 which they did at the first opportunity.. Asit: was .bought of a Protestant neighbor, Paddy stopped on his Way home at the house of the priegt, and - procuredii - bottlirefivater with ereise the false faith out of her, 'lsn't she a 'foine creature ?' asked Pat to the admiring Bridget. 'Jest her till r fla the' shed' To save the precious fluid frcm harm, he took it into the house and set it up in a cup board' until ho had 'fixed• things. Then • lie returned.and brought the bottle•baok again, and while Bridget was holding the rope, pro. ceeded to pour it on her back. But poor Paddy made s - slight mistake. ing-in-the—samoloset-was-a--bettle of AQUAFORTIEt, that had been - rocure - d7 for a - far different purpose, and as it dropped upon the biktk 'of the poor 'cow, and the 'hail' began to smoke sod the flesh burn, she exhibited decided appearance of restlessness. 'Pour on more, Paddy,' shouted "Bridget, as she tugged at the ?ripe. ' I'll give her enough, now,' ryttoth Pat, and he emptied the bottle. • • 'UT went the heels of the cow, down•went her head, over went Bridget and half a dos. en 'ander,' and away dashed the infuriited .. • Intro - street, to the terror 'of all the mothers and delight of the •dogs. • Poor Paddy stood for a moment breathless with astonishment, and then clapping his hands upon his hips, looked sorrowfully, and exclaimed : 'Be jahbors, Bridget, bat isn't the Prot.' . _ natant strong in her—the baste !' • 'I9VERYBOPY BUT 13013:--- A very little boy after giving everybody a good night kin -kneeled down=at=hial oth - er''s - eide tosay hie evening prayer. He repeated, 'Now •1. lay me down to sleep,' &e, and continued, 'God -blees - papa - and-mama, - and - make - them - good — Christians ; God bless little Jstnie and make him a good boy.' Ilia mamma added, 'God bless everybody,' At this sentence he was silent. Ills moth. er repeated a second and a third time, when be raised .his head, opened-hie-beautiful-eyes— and said : 'Everybody but, 1341, mamma. Bo b drowned Inv oat to-day.' I,T A e there not some older children who can p a for everybody bat 'Bob r Remem ber 1 . a the Saviour has taught ug to. pray, 'Fo ' ens oar debts as we forgive° our debt ors.' . A gentleman who had carefully trained up_ his servant in the way he shoUld goOlo that when his wife tvas present he might not de part from it, sent him with a box ticket for a theatre to a youngady. The servant re turoed when the gentl eman and , his wife were at dinner. tre had of coarse licen'told that in giving answers to certain kinds of 'pies tions;to substitute the masculine for tho fom inine pronoun in speaking of the lady. , 'Did you Bee him r said the gentleman, giving him the sue. `Yes sir,' replied the A ervayst ife said he'd.go, with a great deal of pleasure; and that he'd wait for you sir' 'What was he doing ?' asked the wife care• leanly. Ile was putting on his bonnet,' was the reply. ' There was 'fat in the fire' immediately ' A poor fellow protested to his girl in tl.o hay-field that his two eyes hadn't come to gether all night for thinking about her 'Very likely they did Dot: replied the sweet plague of his life; 'fur I see your nose is still between them.' 'Ramble as I dm,' said a bullying /pouter to a meeting of the unterrified conservatives, •f still remember that I am'a fraction of this magnificent republic.' You are, indeed,' zaiti a hystanderi-Aand a-tralgivi-one-sathar—' Never enter a sick room in a state of per s Oration, as the moment you become c;tol your pores absorb. Do not approach conta gious diseases with an empty stornache, nor sit betweenthe sick and the fire, because tito heat attracts the vapor. 'How many feet long was the snake ?' ask ed a person of a traveler who bad just rela ted a story of hie encounter with a boa killed by him. '192 inches,' was the reply, isaakes. have no feet.' There ia Fa id to be a great similarity be. tween a vain young lady and a confirmed drunkard, in that neither of them can ever get enough of the glass. An editor, sneering at the stupidity of a cotoutporary, says, 7 - .The best thing.ho has got off •this week was a dirty shirt.' • • `Mister, I say, I don't suppose you don't tt now of nobody what doart want to hire body to do nothin . , don't you t' 'A viotnan isn't fit to have a babi .. wha doesn't know how to hold it; and this- to as true of a tongue as of a baby. Mrs. Partington has come to the conclu sion that there is no use trying to, cateh soft water when it rains so hard. The difference between a conk and ito tier er is, o n e cooks th 3 meat and the other meets be cook. The store rt vreinan undresses herself,- the atore she is supposed. to be dressed, The . nlioiste r who bp9sted of prt - -achittg with out unt6g don't witli to tie Lindttstooq to tt.:ler to gtoonbicith NUMBER 3 which to exA
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