. . . . „ , • . • ' . 'e••• '..-. .... , .' ' , . •, , / - 4"1!""'o ra;. o'b ,1•. ' ' .. ' 4 ,9',,t,, # . '.l. . • . . . - -- -, .. . . . Iv ,_ A . ..,, r k g • . . _., .. .-Et. a , r , - -1.4• • -- I ,„ . ~ _. ~.. • . ~ . .. . ,),..... —, , . .: . . ~ • . ' r . , 1 :. ' - 7 ~..i t...4 .. .2.... ~.4.•,......._,,,,,,;,6.. __ ......icz 0... . - , . . . . ~ . i lift „. , ... ... $37 w.-33.1a1r. VOLUME XXII. _ Er41:111111ElL DRUGS IstjEDICINEs i 01101, .1111. IE4 NW PLMJIS, -- 0 Q to Fourthm s gPucvQ7ukit Tra,ynelboro% May 24,1.867 NEW Siklitilqg SUNNIER GOODS, STOVER o& WOLF (SU CCESSOEcS TO GEO. STOtO DRY GOODS, QAUPETS,, NOTIONS, QUEENSWARE,, GROCERIES, BOOTS ANDSADJESA iplU IF LE sly, CriiVKRWARE, OIL CLOTHS, &C., &C. To which we invite the attention of all who want to huy cheap goods. May I. 1868. NEW MILLINERY' 600 p% MRS., C. L. HOLLINBERGE,R AS just.returned from Philadelphia and .is now out the largest and most varied es• eartinent of SPRING An, ,summEA. MILLZN EBY GOODS she has ever (nought to Waynes boro'. The ladies are invited to call and exan4ne her goods. Residence on Church Street, Ilitst !side. April ID —tf. JOSEPH DOLGLAS t ATTORNEY AT LA W, Real Estate and Insurance Agetit, Office in Walkel'e Building, Wejneaburo; .Penntz ?yf•hy s --tt *C. fikesi A . NR AT THE FIRM OF .STOVER dz•WvLFF. W.AINWORat FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA., FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 17, 1868. k :. 5 dg ai glt i 11 , •'.-- • i;... : ' . : , . 4 • • ‘S4 c.O / c : +....:.;.-' f -k--.,.. , mi k • • ; 1-4 ... „ il k , , . ..- . -;" LOWS MOM BT PERCY BYSSHE SEIELLIZY The fountahis mingle With the river, And the rivers with the ocean, • The winds of heayen mir forever With a sweet emotion.;.. -. Nothing in the world is single i - All things by a law divine In one another's,being mingle - Why not I with thine! See, the mountai And the waves clasp one another ; No sister flower would be forgiven-, {Tit disdained its brother ; And the sunlight' clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea 1 What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me I How sleep the breve who s'nk to rest, liy all their country's wishes blest ! When Spring, with dewy fingers cold, Returns to dock their hattovvod oe the• e shall dress a sweeter sod Than Fancy', feet have ever trod. By fairy hands their knell is rung By — f•ung ; Their Honor comes, a pilgrim_ grsy,.. To bless the turf that wraps their clay ; And Freedom sha:l repair_____ To well_a_weeping_hertnit there ! ~YIStt7~LLANY. A ,Otrange:,Romaxce. 'Evelyn,' the New Orleans correspondent of the Mobile Sunday Times writes: Some thing-lise-two-years—ago-young-31---,-the son of one of the wealthiest men in Louisi ana, fell-deeply in love with a young lady of a neighborino ° parish. His love was returned with warmth, and they were engaged. But now an obstacle came in their way. M—'s father opposed the match. For some time he kept this a secret from his fiancee, and meanwhile she was making preparations for her marriage. She was an orphan, but had been left a small property, which, valuable before the war, brought her but-little over 33,000. . This she . expended u pon her trousseau, teeliog that as her intended hus band was rich, she had no necessity for sa ving, and that she should make her_appear ance worthy of their-station. As the time drew near when they were to be united, M— seemed to change toward her, and grew cool and serious. In vain she tried, with all the arts which love could.suggeet, to learn the secret of the change, but he did not confide in her, and she could only wait and wonder. At last the time fixed for the ceremony came and M— was forced to make a confession. lie said that his father forbade the match, that he had supposed her an heiress when he engaged himself to her, and now he coal not marry her against his father's will. The shock which this gave the young girl can be imagined. Naturally one would say that she should have despised him, and felt herself fortunate in making her es• cape ; on the contrary; it was then only that she felt how much she loved him. She had given herself without reserve, and, so far as she was concerned, she was his forever.— For the next year and a half she was in a convent, entirely excluded from the world; but some two months ago she was persuaded to eotne to this city, and remained here for some two or three weeks. One day she re ceived a letter which seemed to disturb her, and op going to her room later, a friend found her, praying for the man who bad de serted ber. Lie was sick in the country, and begged her to 'come to him. On that very day M—'s father died, and the funeral no tice was handed her as she stopped into the carriage to go to the cars. for a week noth ing was heard from her, but soon we got the finale of the romance. The. girl had gone immediately to bedside, and found him very ill,' attended by his two sisters,— He told' her that he was dying, and now that his father was gone, wished to make ber his wife. They were married. A will: was made by giving her one-half of his large for tune, the other half to his two sister)+, and the next day he followed his father from earth.. Contrary to the advice of her friends, the young maiden widow announces her in. teption ot_retiring to the convent for life. PASTOnAX, COLDNESS.—ii lady,' recently, ' in giving her views • 'of the preaching of a minister to whom she had listened several tittles, said ; thought it was the business of the minister to feed the sheep. This-min don't feed 'us ; be only throws °tuba and stones at us ; and sends us bloeting and huo gry home' Mans a one might gather a use ful hint from this, as to the proper mode of dealing with the ffoek of Chalet. Harshness, severity, fault.fiudiug, accomplishes but very • little good in the family, the church or the world. True, it is the pastor's duty to nd, pcmistr and rebuke, to c:arre.ot"ibrior nod re form sin. hut always in the spirit of the Mas ter. A /molding minister sever yet succeed ed in anything but scattering the flock, and, weakening hie held upon the affections of. the people. There is a magazine of power in an affectionate spirit and kind words.— Spurgeon. A Chicago paper.says tho "orrice of Utab have receu;!y altered the arthogiapliyi of their cretd They uow spell it Dloreuicuie stead of lgorruog. • 4LjaeX),Cl‘.l3,t Olarnliar ig-olmOsEgrfretl2.ed,.. NgTTIE Git4y, • EierY bedY'iraid that Nettie G.ray - Witit'a beauty; not one of year poliefied`eity bit a gay, romping pieCe of natureia handi work; yet 'gentle and' affectionate Withal, pots messing a depth of feeling and sentiment. Nettie dray'ind long been leved‘by bar ley Graf:tin, the handsome young merchant, "who kept the only store the village of N could boast. of. He bad• realited quite a fortune, a part' of OVA' he bad in vested in theiburchase of Widoiv Morton's beautiful cottage and, grounds, who had been . obliged to take a plsee where she could live lose Expeetivell. ' The netistbdiless sets of generosity which Charley Was never tired alperforming, made him hero'of the village, and • caused him to be loved and respected ky 'both old and odn Nettie (bra visits, for the spirit of mischief seemed to possess her, and though .she was, uniformly kind and gentle is her disposition toward her lover, yet wbeh be approached the subjeot nearest his heart, she was off like a frighten ed bird. Not that she was afraid of him, or that his subject was distasteful to hcir, for her own heart was erally interested; but she delighted to tease him, and heartily.en iyed-his—diStnsmAture,on such occasions.-- She knew be loved her with all the strength of his soul, and she had no fear of - alienating his affections from herself—an event which would have given her the deepest pain. Charley-had begun _to-think_ seriousl3r=of rriage ; and -- why — nett Th4rizt—stood-th-o cottage embowered in trees many of which were bendinT under their hear load of fruit_ unoccupied;- --- It - only - needed - the - pree - eneo — of his bright eyed Nettie tprnake_itn_pitradis,O. TieTiiicome waa more than sufficient to satisfy 3t extravagant wan ts d__w h_y_ e not marry! Many times he had their mo visited Nettie with the express purpose of revealing his wishes but bad as often been prevente from saying what ,he wanted to say, by the little mischief running away at the first word he uttered. • To think of supplying her place from the manthirnsels_in the-village_who would glad. ly have accepted his hand, was out of the question It was Nettie'that he loved and Nettie only, and he felt sure she returned his affections, but how could he ever get married if he was not permitted to propose? 'I must resort to stratagem,' thought be; and ho partially formed many plans to bring her to terms, and as often abandoned them. His mind was busy with such thoughts as, one bright morning in September, he walked toward Farmer Gray's mansion. He Itisure• ly ascended the hills, at the top of which, upon a lovely table land r was thc great old house, when he was started by a familiar voice calling...-. 'Bring me the ladder, Dick! I want to get down.' Upon looking up he beheld Nettie seated in the wide-spread branches of a large apple tree that stood in the ft-1d near the road..— Dick, perched upon the topmost round of a ladder that leaned against a poach tree, was quietly filling a basket with the beautiful, delicious fruit. (Wait a miknte, Sis,' repi;ed Dick; without looking up. 'I hare got my basket• almost full. I wil.l.come in a minute.' Diek evidently began to think something was wrong, for as he turned around his eye instantly caught sight of our young hero corning up the road, but a few rods from where they were, Be immediately deseend• ed the tree, but instead of taking the ladder to assist his sister to descend, he gave a loud shout, threw his cap into the air, cleared the wall with a bound, and ran rapidly down the hill, shouting at the top of his voice— 'o, Mr Grattan, I've treed a coon!' Then placing his hands upon the ground before him, he turned some five or six sum mersaults, picked up his es►p and ran with all his might to the house. The little Tongue evidently loved mischief as well as his pret ty sister. Charley's first thought .was to get to the assistance of Nettie, find be leaped the wall and approached the tree. Taking the lad der from under the tree he was about placing it fur her to descend, when a sudden thought suggested itself 'She cannot run awayfiom me now;' so without s stopping to consider the unollant act, he grasped a lower branch, and with.sotue gay remarks swung himself gently up and seated himself close by her Ride. Nettie, who was an amiable girl, and could take a „joke as good naturedly as she could give one, laughed heartily at the trick her brother had flayed upon her, complimented Charley upon his avility and invited him to help hittiself,to the blushing fruit that ltunr, in such tempting profusion about them. Ai ter hitting on a variety of themes he deter mined to approach the subject, and if possi ble get an intelligent answer. Forsortio time he sat iv •silence, then said— 'Mule, I have something to say to you.' 'Att.? have your she teplied. °l Well Char. ley, please let we down, and yoti oau tell me so much better th a n you can u p here.' Charley saw there WEIR mischief in her'eyes and resolved- to go on without heeding het. request. . yot he„ ehloged somewhat, his mode of attack. `Nettie, I'u] going to be married.' ..Married, Charlie, married n , Without heeding the playful glances that were raieed to his face, lie veegt oh— • 'Ye+, Ne tie ; any . busioess is now very prosperous; I'hate a pretty home that needs only the additional eharut of a pair of pret iy black eyes I have found a sweet, pent. tie girl, whoio.l.l. lie with aWmy'leart.,:atod who'is willing. to become my wile, and. I , have resolved to Marry: I have frit d a Fong ionic, 'ft t• 11 you but you would _'May j ask the name t f r who, has been ! honored with the offer of the ban I of my no ble friend ?' 'Fuel let we describe hgr. She is a beau tiful girl and possessed of a warm loving heart. She has but oito fault, if finitit may be called." She deflate to tease those WhO love her,beet, and often has she given me a 'severe pate-Yet, Nettie, I love her deep ly, fervently - and it shall be the object of /He to guard her from harm; to protest her as far 86,1 am ablei c from the slightest breath ' of sorrew, and I shall be abundantly rewar ded by her love. Nettie I hare offered her my band, although she 'has long pbitiessed my hear d :: Ido it now Nettie.. Dearest, can you a sk her name 2' .- - --Nettie -- gave - one long, lingering bait as 'though she but half comprehended his -words. • 'Will you be my Wife, Nettio?'- 'What l' she inquired, half bewildered, 'are you not lost to me ?' 'No, pot if you iyill consent to be 'my wife.' ' -s - , - 01rartFyi wi Soon -Master Dick came bounding into the orchard, one hand filled with a large, slice of bread and butter, while with the other he tossed his cap into the air, shoWing that he fully comprehended the true state of-affairs, and shouting at the top of his voice— 'Hello, Mr. Grattan t, ain't you glad I treed her for you ?' Both greeted this sally with • a shout of laughter, and soon all three were engaged in a wild romp on the green_turf„ We hardly need add that the same autumn witnessed a right merry wedding at the old mansion of Farmer Gray. 1 -- 'he lessons of Life. Of all the lessons that humanity has to -learn in - lite's - seheol the hardest is to learn to to loait. Not to wait with the folded 'hands fort, but having struggled and - erowded the slow-years - wirh r tiiaf,ace no such result as effort seems to warrant—nay, perhaps,' dis aster instead. To stand firm at such crimes of existence, to preserve one's sell-poise and self respect, not to loose hold, or to relax ef fort, this is greatness, whether achieved by man or weinan—whether the . end of the world notes it, or it is recorded in that book which the light of eternity shall alone wake clear to the vision. • Those wbo•stand oo the high places of the earth understand not What necessity, what suffering means; they know not what it is to a noble mind to be obliged like •the worms, to crawl upon the earth for nourish ment, because it lies not the strength to en dure famine. Life moves around them with sa much grace, splendor and beauty ; they drink of life's sweetest wine, and dance in a charming intoxication. They find nothing within them which can enable them to un derstand the real sufferings of the poor They love only themselves, and look at man kind only in their own narrow circle. A Ghost Story. A young Tenuesseeau tells a good story on the Ku Klux Klan. Notwithstanding the horrible deeds attributed to these fellows, it seems that the organization is full of Inn.— They generally, dress up is ghosts, always travel at night, on horseback. But they do not like diggers—that is their greatest fault. They play all kinds ori,kes on - their 'colored brethren. Negroes are very superstitious, and believe in ghosts. One of these Kuk• lux, to complete his disguise, had procured a false abdoand of immense proportions, made of gutta per.Att. The apparatus was water-ti B ht : One night he rode up to a ne gro at a spring, and asked the colored citi zen to hand him a bucket of water. The old darkey complied with his. request, when Kuk put the bucket up to his chin and poured the Water down the gutta pare's,— It being dark, the negro thought of course the roan drank the whole of its contents Kuk called for another bucketful, when the old nig's eyes crawled out of their 'sockets about an much. The imposter gulped down the second supply, and passing thb buokt to the negro,•retuarked : Uncle, just give me one more bucket of water, if you please • I haven't had a drop of water since I was killed at Pea hidge 1 when the old man dropped the bucket and took totis heels, yelling, 'ghost ghost l' While Copperheads never tiro heaping a buses on the head of Thaddeus Stevens, be occasionally wins a tribute from some 'it on etti enemy like the fkilloWing from the Gal veston (Texas) Bulletin : • 'While we . disagree with him and 'disap prove of many of his projtets, we cannot but admire his terrible earnestness No man not thoroughly convinced of his own rectitude and of the innate wisdom of his acts, would, day by day, follow them out with such in• tens e anxiety, while the clods of -the grave were erumblicg beneath, his feet.- Day of ter day, he totters or is earned into the House straining the brittle threads of life; fur the purpose of seceniplishing a political act—an Rot from which he•can gain no possible good, but welch he professes tolielieye necessary for the good of the country and of its peo ple. No man can read the daily retorts of Congress, and doubt the honesty of this old man nor the pureness of his ruotiVes, how ever much he may doubt- their wisdom --- gight or wrung, stilt the big tuf .;Thaddeus Steevens, hawing for that which he thinks is right, vith scarcely an bent's lease of lite, is oue of the grandest views of human. na ture ihat the wan hoo t t by, the preseut ceatu ry has afforded us' CURIOUS L A W SUIT.—AE a late court, man and, his wife brought orors actions, e a ch ehaiging the other with having e.itumit• ted assault'and baitery On invistigurion it api , eared that the husband bad pushed th c door again . st his wife. , A .gentle• man cf the, bar remarked, "he Cionid see no hcipsopriety in a en,aci null his wde clawing -other; A Touching, f3e3i3ne I Was oonVersing not long since with a re turned 'Volunteer. 'I wariin hospital as nurse for a long 6aid he,.andossisted in tiling off limbs and dressing all Sallie of wounds, but the har dest thing I ever did was to take by thumb oft' a man's lag.' r said I, 'Uri was that P Then he told me: 'lt was a young man who bad a severe wound in the thigh. The ball had • poised oompletely through, and amputation was necessary. The limb was cut off close up to the body,. the arteries taken up and be seem• ed to be doing well. One of the arteries sloughed off: An incision was made, and it was again taken up. 'lt is well it is not the main arterY, 3 said the surgeon, as he per. formed, the operatiou ; he might have bled . ; I eforewe-ootil • 1 1 Up. But 'Charley got on finely and WWI a favor ite With us all. I was passing through the ward one• night about midnight, when tud.n dealy, as I was passing Uharley's bed, he spoke to me, saying, 'll—my leg is bloed iug j threw back the bed clothes and the blood spirted into the air. Fortu nately I knew just what to do, and in an in stant I put my thumb ott_the-place arid stop. ped the bleeding. It was so close to the body that there was scarcely room for my thumb but I succeeded in keeping it there, and, arousing one of the con reinvents, sent him for the surgeon, who catq i e in on thcrun. ' am so thankful, fl--:-,rsaid he, 'that you were up and knew. what to do, for he must have pled to death before I could have got _bere.___liut-on examination of-the case he looked exceedingly serious and sent for oth• er surgeons. All came that were in reach, rt. t.N.iami.t.ottimmosa- , e --- p o-or :elle w---0 ne r con el s ion-was - realt h e There was no place to work save the spot where my thumb was placed; they could not work under my thumb; fur if I moved it he would bleed to death before the artery could be taken up. There was no way to save his. life. Poor Chailey !, He was, very oalm when they told him, and requested that his broth er, who was in the same hospital, might be called 'up. Ile came and sat by the bedside, and for three hours I stood and by the plea sure of my thumb kept up the lite of Char ley while the brothers had their last conver sation on earth. It was a strange place for me to be iu—to feel that I held the life of a fellow mortal m my hands, as it were, and stranger yet, to feel that au not of mine Must cause that life to depart. Loving the poor fellow as I did, it was a hard thought; but there was no el'ornative. The last words were spoken, Charley had arranged all his business affairs ; and sent tender messages to absent ones, who little dreamed bow near their loVed one stood to the crave. The tears filled my eyes more than once as I lisLened to those-parting words. All was said a ajj_hir turned to me. 'Now, ll—, t gu eta you had better take offyour thumb."Oh, Char ley, how can I?' I said. 'But it must be, you know,' he replied cheerio:ly. •I thank you very much fur youritaodtess, and now good bye.' lie turned away his head. I raised my thumb, onoi. mom the tile current guolied forth, and in three minutes poor Charley was dead. Cheerfulness . Tonics, stimulatives, medicines ! There is nothing in the plidirmacopreia lull so in spiriting as a cheerful temper. ' Do not go through the world with a face half a yard long. Do not persuade yourself that every, thing happens wrong. My friend, you are the only person that is wrong when you say that this is a world of trial and trouble. It is a great deal better tube without an arm, or a leg than. to lack cheerfulness. What ii the globe does not roll round in the precise_ direction you want it to ? Mako the best of it. Put a pleasant face on the matter, and do not go about throwing cold wa /air on the firesides of all the rust of tuaukind. If you are in want of an example, look at the birds, or the very sunshine on the grass. Show us one grumbler in all nature's wide domain. The man who is habitually eticerfnl has found the true r•hilosopher a stone ; there is no' cloud so dark but he' aces the blue sky beyond, no trouble WY cala'initous but, he find's some blessing left hitu to thank Providence for. lie way lie poor and destitute hut be walks clad in armor . that all the mines of Golounda minuet penetrate it,— scorn and contumely fall harmless' from its eurface.t— The storm that sinks a less courageous craft can only compel him to trim his ssil , t'aod try again. Who would be a were thertnom• eter, to rise and - fall in spirit with every change of life's atmosphere ? Whenever we see a ruarNighine, and des. pondeot about anything and everything, we know that it is his woutal health that is out of gear. Cheerfulness ie all that he wants. No matter how thick anti fest vexations may come. there ie nothing ltko a bright little ray' of the soul's sunshine to disperse them,- Counted iu dollars and- cents, your wealth may be a paltry sum ; but if you have a cheerful temper you are' rich. WHAT WE SAW Fuurteen swan buys up a green apple tree partaking of the nu ripened fruit; The aforesaid apples larg - e - as walau - acid. as, green tis 'cue bers. asked a little lam how many he had eaten, 'twenty three 'was the quick reply. We bole h larewal tollitig hitt% of the , vas ability of worldly affairs, and Lik2 policy of prepore leg for a home in the eklatt, he listened at tentively and seemed tAccivy affected, but on moving away we considered his ease hophss as.the young•nne yelleti out z• iWeir a aria: ate, mistet, till I finish, this hatful, sari I'll go any where with you fur hre cents.' When people bare to Aorateh their head for ideas, it shows that the plo . u•zh has b, en put into pretty li en „ fur grain, Lu: uevcr .1 eir •: Wu hcatls. ant.oo Per 'Year Patrick's Attempt at German. 'Frederick the 'f3-teat, of Pr'dssia,liad a great mania for enlisting gigantic soldiers in to the Royul, Guards, and paid an enormous bounty to hie recruiting officers for getting them. One day the recruiting sergeant chanted to spy a Hibernian who WAV at least sevtu feet high; he ancosteci,him in Eaglish, and proposed that lie should enlist. The idea of 'military life and'a de. lighted - Patrick that be immediately consent ed, 'Buk unless you can speak German, the King will not give-You so mud.' 'Oh,' said the Irishman, 'its I that don't know a word of German. _ . , 'But,' said the sergeant, sthree words will be sufficient, and these yeti can learn ivi'a short time. The King knows every man in the nerds. As annn_us-he-seearyouiire-will— rite up and ask you how old you are. You will say,. 'twenty-seven.' Next how long have you been in service. You must reply, ''three weeks.' Finally, if you are.provided with clothes and rations. You answer, 'Both.' Pat soon learned his answers, but never dreamed of learning questions. In three weeks he appeared before the King in .re. view. liis - rn ijesty rode up to him. Paddy - stepped birward with (present arms.' 'flow old are you ?' said the king'. 'Three'weeks,' replied Pat • 'How long have you been in service ?' asked his majesty --q-went,y-seven - years.' 'Am I or you a fool ?' roared the King. 'Both,' replied Patrick, who war instantly taken to the guard room, but pardoned by the King allot he understood the facts of the Case. 111=1 A__KEB -" ti t-wil KT lIIR. 1- fitkFtTp — d — rinic !" asked the waiter of a young lad who, for theijrst time, accompanied his father to a public dinner. • Uncertain what to say, and feeling mire that he could not. be wrong it he followed hie lather's example, he replied, ..111 take what.father takes.' The answer reached his father's ear, and instantly the full responsibility of his posi• lion flashed upon him. If he said, take ale,' as he had uisiays said before, his son would fake it also, and ? ' And the father shuddered, at the history of several young n•en who, once promising as his nit/ bright lad, has beck rained hy..diink, start ed up iu selonau warnin ,, beforehim Shun hi his hopes al4o be bl 'pied and that. open 'fa• ced, n ble lad beeiwe a burden and a curse; as they had beets ° ! But for Ntroug drink, they - would have been native, earnest, pros peroits men; and if it ,could work such tutu upon them, was his own lad safe? chicker than lightning these thoughts passed through his wind, and in a,mouncut the decision was made. 'lf the bay falls, he shall not have me to blame;' and then in tones tremulous with emotion, and to the astonishment of those who knew him he said, 'Waiter, I'll take water;' and from that day tr this, strong drink has been banished from that Luau's tti. hie and from that man's' home. The first acelunf of Tonnes furnished to Anierioan annals is that found in a memorial of :Morton, Secretary of the Colony of Alas snehusetts. It beats date A. 1), 1633, and runs as C9llors : There was a ntury:.roul company of files, which were like for bigness unto wasps or humbie.boes, which came out of little 41 .3 in the grourd and dug up the green Wings, and wade str.th a constant yelling noit.e as wade the woods ring ot Ahem, and reedy to deafen the beam's. JEALOUS WlFE.—'What did that young lady onseivo that passed us just now, Will law r - Unfeeling Husband ---'Why my love she obverved rather a good-looking titan walking with an elderly iewala! Napoleon 1. once entered a cathedral and saw twelve silver statues 'What are these?' said the Emperor. •The twtive apostles,' was the reply. 'Wolf,' said he, 'take them down, u.elt them, anti coin them into money and let them go about dug gorqd,,, as their Master dol.' An Irishman was abaft to mat iit South• ern girl tor her property. '}Fill:•you- Auto thin woman to be your .wedded wile ?: s ,said, the minister 'Yes, your riveienee, and the idgeixa':toO l ' said Put. 'Pear Laura, wheu we were courting you were very dear to . We; but now yo'u,'re my wife, and Vain paying your bills you seem iu get dearer and dearer,' What is that animal which has the head of a oat,' the rail of a cat and the ' nays of a, cat, and yet which isu't a oat A k moo. A. friend asks,.why area fashionable piing lady's brains 1:Ite a speckled trout ? Be cause they love to sport under a Waterfall. Whyie a hen Fieatol ufi a fence like a ern t .?• I/eeduge..the tieud ib nu uun bide and the tail• the otl .er. ' l F:winos krieka-onee at every reati's door.' It she has ever knocked at ours it ails when we shwa out. ==l Soma !odkslllse. pint afa 4A:idlers do ros;tt —to aid Ilion) in drawing a,bow. WliCo lea window like wain.? When it is a sky-ligla. Why is a kiss like sealiihil r Becuuee ilk e ,n.oek.s from mouth to titoivh. ' the end of oobblors—The u:.x•f-nd; ;:onteutcLi 61vea re tee NUNBER 4
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