Sy THE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1936. IT’S TRUE! By Wiley Padan i $7 on of PAGE SIX 0 0 ND ERE'S THE GENERAL STORE IN ALPHABETICA. -. SEE IE YOUCAN | FIND-TEN OR MORE £ "08IECTS THE ATLANTIC [3 TIMES (IN PICTURES) BEFORE SHE EVER SAV IT! Recinam OWEN, ramous ENGLISH CHARACTER ACTOR WHO APPEARS IN “PETTICOAT FEVER", ou STUDIED FOR A THEATRICAL CAREER IN SIR HERBERT TREE'S ACADEMY Cf DRAMATIC ARTS « MONTGOMERY'S | A WHISKERS GROW SO RAPIDLY THAT A BARBER HAS TO BE RUSHED TO THE SET, IF A CLOSE-UP |S TO BE SHOT AFTER, FIVE O'CLOCK ) \\Wj HEN A SHORT-@IRCUIT SET REGINAL Es SSS y = 2 yr IN THIS OWEN'’S GO OFYGRAPH. LE CAR ON FIRE, & HE DUMPED A LARGE BOTTLE @p LIQUID MAKE-UP ON THE FLAMES - -- IT WORKED! rs \waswony ar HE Z oO... ADRAW A LINE FROM 12 70 203 AND SEE WHAT THE KEEPER | /5 SCRUBBING... _ DETECTIVE RILEY {DAWN ... 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HE, ATE _ _ | NGHOWER OF RICE AND OLD ¥ STRAT WILLS Da QUARTS OF ICE-CREAM EVERY BEND PRETZELS] DAY FOR MANYYEARS Toiee™ fl / ul z CY rorarini O Nvswepa por Fair en : PE ’ LAUGHS FROM THE NEWS Tre MovIES ARE To GO IN FOR TRIPLE- FEATURE PROGRAMS , SOON . ! | NEWS ITEM: | ¥ DEAR PoP:- THINGS ARE ABOUT i THE SAME SINCE You \WENT TO i THE MOVIES! OUR BABY ELAINE 1S 1 ALMOST A YOUNG LADY NOW! THE PUPPY you BROUGHT HOME DIED OF OLD AGE LAST WEEK! IT DOESNT SEEM UKE 20 YES. ] SINCE YOU ENTERED THAT MOVIE * HouSE = HERE'R HOPING THE PROGRAM JER WiLL BE OVER BY I&56 So You CAN g RETURN TO YOUR fk 3 BR FAMILY — Oy x ¢ tf ECT TN tA = [Bb CENTURY, rn Copyright 1648, iiNet. Tran Toa | I HOPE THEY RUN THE | NEWS REEL Soon! ID LIKE To LEARN WHAT'S GOING | © ON \N “THE QUTSIDE WORLD. { 1 BY THE} | 4 = } 3 } hy (y (( 1 ( Sey A | 2 gO thy Vi = | SRE He es 3 rr } o | } YEP. IT™M THE ONLY CREATURE IN THE WHOLE , WIDE, WORLD THATS LWED To SEE A MOVIE { bos GHT TO tHE ERY END! WN BPEMEMBER ME WILLIE? IM YOUR tT WENT Didn’t you claim, when you sold me this car, that you would replace anything that broke or was missing? “Yes, sir. What it is?” . “Well, I want four front teeth and a collar bone.” ® 0% Two backwoodsmen somewhat excited, stopped at a neighbor’s house and knocked on his door. “Hello, Ed,” said one as the door opened. “Say, we come across the dead body of a man over in the hollow, and we kinda thought t’was you.” “That so? What'd he look like?” “Well, he was about your build”. “Have on a flannel shirt?” *Yep.” “Knee or hip boots?” “Let’s see. Which was they Charley? Oh, yes, they was hip boots.” “Nope,” said the backwoodsman, closing the door, “T’wasn’t me.” * ® ® “The shortest perceptible unit of time is the difference between the moment the traffic light changes and the boob behind you honks for you to go.” 0% Village Constable—"An actress—that’s what she was. I produce me book, she snatches it, writes ‘er autograph and buzzes off!” ANSWERS TO OUR PUZZLE CORNER Dots: giraffe. Objects: electricity, elephant, ears, ensemble, exhibit, eggs, earthware, earth, envelop, eight, end. Goofygraff: mistakes—sun and moon shin- ing, bird flying without wings, “Broadway” mis- spelled, confusing directions on sign, “Cop” on badge misspelled, button on coat missing, unfin- ished strips on pants, wrong hat, candy stick in- stead of club, irregular trouser legs, no sole on right shoe. Con you read this?—1I can see you are solving his 0. k. i DOGS BORRDED | i h \ 2 5 fd
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