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THE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1936.
IT’S TRUE! By Wiley Padan
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PAGE SIX
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ENGLISH CHARACTER ACTOR WHO
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¥ DEAR PoP:- THINGS ARE ABOUT
i THE SAME SINCE You \WENT TO
i THE MOVIES! OUR BABY ELAINE 1S
1 ALMOST A YOUNG LADY NOW!
THE PUPPY you BROUGHT HOME
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WILLIE? IM YOUR
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Didn’t you claim, when you sold me this car,
that you would replace anything that broke or
was missing?
“Yes, sir. What it is?”
. “Well, I want four front teeth and a collar
bone.”
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Two backwoodsmen somewhat excited, stopped
at a neighbor’s house and knocked on his door.
“Hello, Ed,” said one as the door opened. “Say,
we come across the dead body of a man over in
the hollow, and we kinda thought t’was you.”
“That so? What'd he look like?”
“Well, he was about your build”.
“Have on a flannel shirt?”
*Yep.”
“Knee or hip boots?”
“Let’s see. Which was they Charley? Oh, yes,
they was hip boots.”
“Nope,” said the backwoodsman, closing the
door, “T’wasn’t me.”
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“The shortest perceptible unit of time is the
difference between the moment the traffic light
changes and the boob behind you honks for you
to go.”
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Village Constable—"An actress—that’s what
she was. I produce me book, she snatches it,
writes ‘er autograph and buzzes off!”
ANSWERS
TO OUR PUZZLE CORNER
Dots: giraffe.
Objects: electricity, elephant, ears, ensemble,
exhibit, eggs, earthware, earth, envelop, eight,
end.
Goofygraff: mistakes—sun and moon shin-
ing, bird flying without wings, “Broadway” mis-
spelled, confusing directions on sign, “Cop” on
badge misspelled, button on coat missing, unfin-
ished strips on pants, wrong hat, candy stick in-
stead of club, irregular trouser legs, no sole on
right shoe.
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