PAGE SIX THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1912. Fer Obvious Reasons. Tho old gentleman who was nlwnys declaring thnt boys wcro not what they used to be stopped In front of tnn smart child. "Well, Tommy," greeted the old gen tleman, "how aro you today?" "Very well, sir," responded the smart child shyly. "And do you ever think what you arc going to be when you aro n great blfc man 3" "N-no, sir." "Ah, I knew It! Children are so shiftless these times. And why don't jou give It any thought?" "Because 1 aw n little girl, sir." And the Inst seen of the Inquisitive old gentleman he wns making long strides down tho avenue. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Cans of Candidacy. Oh, who would bo a candidate, Tho public mind to thrill? Every time ho must ornto He has a nervous chill. Every time ho writes a lino He shudders with dismay. Because his critics will deflno Ills words a different way. Every tlmo ho holds his tonguo And won't be Interviewed They tell him that his knell Is run. By doubt he Is pursued. Though our historic precedents Show patriotism sreat, Ills 13 tho greatest who consents To bo a randldatc. -Washington Star. Proving It. 'Teople nowadays," said the old house cat, "don't know how to raise children. They let the youngsters have their own way too much." "That's right," replied the old brood hen. "Now, look at these chicks of mine. They wouldn't have amounted to anything if they hadn't been sat upon." Catholic Standard and Times. Taking No Chances. Friend Do you wish me as your mouthpiece to give out a statement about your willingness or refusal to bo a candidate? Tho Political Sphinx Say that no friend Is authorized to speak for me. and then tnnke sure that If the people call the line won't bo busy. Baltimore American. Money Matters. It Is said that money matters Seem to creep in everywhere In our dreams and in our chatters, In our Joy and our despair Money matters in our thinking, Money matters in our talk. Money matters when wo'ro blinking. Money matters when wo walk. Money matters when wo'ro working, When we're grave and when we're gay; Money matters when we're shirking, Money matters night and day, Money matters when wo'ro freezing, Money matters when we're hot Yes, it's plain, although displeasing, Money matters quite a lot. Kansas City Star. Never. "Now that you have become rich 1 hope you will not forget the people who were your friends when you were poor." "Oh, no; I'll not forget them. The friends a man had when ho was poor never let him do that, however he may try." Chicago Itecord-IIcrald. The Important Question. Aged Suitor It is true that I am considerably older than you, but a man is as young as he feels, you know, and Miss Tert Oh, thnt doesn't matterl What I want to know is if you are us rich as you look. Boston Transcript. The Old Refrain. 44 'Tls tho hlghcostofllvinc," wo hear them complain. "They have boosted tho hlghcostofllvlns again. Tou may swat, you may rail at tho cost as you will. But tho highcostoflltlng remains with ui still. In the home, on tho street, in the club, at the bar "Tls the hlshcostofllvlng!" a!d young Lochlnvar. New York Mall, The Fatal Thirteen. Tho Visitor Why are you here, my mlsculded friend? Tho Prisoner I'm the victim of, the anlucky number thirteen. Tho Visltor-Indecd! How's that? Tho Prisoner Twelve Jurors, and one judge. Sporting Times. Thankful. "Tommy," said his brother, "you're a regular glutton. How can you eat so much?" "Don't know. It's Just good luck,' replied the youngster. Christian Intel llgencr. Tooken. A back Beat was tho best they bad. But, with a grunt. Our hero turned it down, got mad And took affront. Louisville Courier-Journal. Tho gentle usher didn't mind Ho sighed, "Alack!" Our hero by this treatment kind Was took aback. Cleveland Plain Dealer Obvious, "I saw one of these plays with a moral last night." "And what was the moral?" "Do your best to keen your wife and children from seeing It" Indianapolis Journal. An Attractive Offer. "Tommy, If you'll saw some wood Til tell you what I'll do." "What's that, dad?" "I'll let you have tho sawdust to play Circus with." Washington Herald. Caute and Effect Tho rude men the sidewalk are blocking. Ob, dear me, this crowding Is shocking 1 The cause of the whirl? Oh, It's only a girl Who Is getting come change from her hand bagl Cincinnati Enquirer. Two Pretty Frocks for PENDING tho arrival of tho wash lng cotton frock somo stress Is be ing laid on tussoro for both school and bettermoet dresses, fashioned very simply nftcr tho manner of ono of ono of tho accompanying sketches. Only a very good tussoro Is capable. of satisfactorily creating such a frock, or, falling that, n light-weight Shan tung, nnd only n fnlr prlco will onsuro the best coloring and dyeing. I nm persuaded to offor these few hints to avert tho possibility of nny mothor being tempted by cheapness, tho dear est form of economy. Tho choice of color Is so entirely Individual that ono almost hesitates to be definite Howevor, tho advlco may bo prof fered to keep tho eye alort for some pleasant bronzo greens, a rich toma to shade, a Mandarin blue, Wedgwood bluo and several pale mauves. Somo really fascinating schemes can bo worked out on these lines, tho frock completed by a shady Tagal or fancy Japanese straw, wreathed with flowers In tones, when such is applicable, ns violets with a mauvo dross, Ivy leaves and berries with dull greens, etc. It may, furthermore, be helpful to those who are tempted to essay this model to learn that tho skirt Is ar ranged separately from tho bodlco and tho two united by a band, whllo tho latter is also supported on a thin lin ing. The belt and buttons are both of tho silk; but tho collar and cuffs suggested aro of coarso canvas, om broidered at tho edge. I should also like this frock, for a certain typo of child, without theso additions, the neck Just squared out nnd set into a narrow yoke band of tho tussoro, em broidered either in a light scroll de sign or self-toned silk, or worked with a device of French knots. Tho presence of somo tiny checked LOOK AFTER THE FURS NOW Thelr Preservation and Good Appear ance Depend Upon Proper Atten , tion Given Them. It is safo to say that all women idellght in fino furs, yet good sets nr often spoiled through sheer Ignorance lor through disregard of the faot that 'they need attention. Few owners ol furs aro so callous as to neglect tha storing away in spring and tho peri odic examination during tho summer, yet tho samo furs which aro carefully hoarded in camphor and cedar for half the year aro often thrown about "Just anyhow" during the other half. In our changeable climate It is no uncommon thing to get one's furs drenched with rain. In this event it is disastrous to sot them to dry by tho flro, as Is so ofton done. Heat means destruction to fur, as it deprives it of tho valuable oil which keeps It glossy and pllablo. Once thlB oil is lost, nothing can restore tho fur to Its original beauty. For this reason furs should never bo left In a hot room when not being worn. To dry them they should be hung in a draft in a cool room and shaken from tlmo to time. When real ly dry they should bo beaten lightly with a cane. Suit Skirts for Spring. Seldom has there been a season when so many fancy trimmed suit skirts were shown as this spring, says tho Dry Goods Economist. This is due to the voguo for tho doml-tallor mado, which calls for a skirt to cor respond. The newest idea in tho mar ket nt present is tho draped skirt, which is shown in some of the high class suits of soft materials, such as chiffon, taffeta and charmeuso. Thero are a few models of this kind now in tho market and many moro are in courso of construction. 8klrtt Are Narrow. Skirts aro still narrow, but not In any degreo hobbled, even in the moro dressy of tho tailored suits. They aro frequently provided with little "kick" plaits, which make walking easy vcn in a two-yard skirt. Somo of the smarter models have this inset plait of a contrasting color and material the Younger Generation taffetas and washing silks emboldens tho belief that thoso will, in all proba bility, bo pressed Into tho sorvlco of bettennost frocks, moro especially for girls verging on tho young "Miss" stago. Another charming material Is Snntoy, a silk and wool mixture, brought out in most nrtlstlc colors. A dear little frock of this I saw arranged with a high waist corded bodlco that was cut In tho favorlto squaro nt tho throat and worked with a narrow de sign of rat-tall In tone. Taffeta has settled down Into a steady acceptanco for ploturesque paletots and coats and skirts. A typical costume for taffetas, sorgo, or tho new soft woolon whip cord forms tho subject of tho second skotch. Tho long, sweeping lino from tho right Bhouldor across tho ilguro to tho left sldo Is particularly grace ful, and would assist In rounding off the most trying angularies. The con tinuation of tho lino down the sldo of tho skirt in tho guise of an Inverted pleat is also good nnd practical, more over, since it gives a flow of tho hem without disturbing the smart slim ap pearance. Tho little turn-over collar is of fino embroidered lawn, an ad' Junct that is positively flying into fa vor again, frequently accompanied by llttlo lingerie frills on tho sleevos. An other notable detail is a capuchin cape, usually effected in somo con trast to the coat or paletot it adorns, Thus, a pale tan cloth paletot had tho hood lined ivory whit, while a deli cato hearthstone grey was alllod with a coat of hyacinth bluo. London (Eng.) Madame. SILK TAILOR-MADE Of shot rjold-and-brown striped taffetas with plain brown charmeuso for corselet, skirt band, and sleeves. Smart Linen Dresses. Soma of tho smartest llnon dresses seen this season show tho side-front closing ornamented by a novel stylo of button, says the Dry Goods Econo mist Thoy aro ornamented in the truo senso of the word, Inasmuch tho fastening is really mado by hooks and eyes underneath. Tboao crochet buttons are of largo slro, about an inch In diameter, and havo crochet stems an inch long which allow tho buttons to hang loosely on tho dress. Lars; buttonholes are used with them and really make a trimming foaturo. She And would you really put your self out for my sake? He Indeed 1 would. She Then do It, please. I'm awfully sleepy. Williams Purple Cow. "1 simply can't stand the toot of an automoblto horn!" "How's that?" "A fellow eloped with my wife In an automobile, and every tlmo I hear a horn toot I think he's bringing her fcncle."- Minnesota Minnehaha. "How do you know he's n stranger?" "I saw him set his watch by the town clock." Cornell Widow. Life Is but a spaco that's spanned With weary tommyrot. Wo can tho funny hobble and Take up the turkey trot, Cincinnati Enquirer. "My daughter Is so pretty that I can't interest her In the serious things of life." "She may lose her good looks somo day." "So I tell her. And then she'll bo sorry that sho didn't learn to pldy bridge." Washington Herald. There's more truth than poetry in some poetry- Judge. "Wombat Is n predestlnarlun." "What on earth Is n prcdestlnnrian?" "A man who believes he's bound to got run over somo day by an uutotno-blle."-Puck. Lillian II. will wed aguln. Tho license clerks ure groaning. Nathaniel G. seeks number ten. And tho harbor bar is moaning. Denver Republican. Blessed Is he who, having nothing to say, ubstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. George Eliot. She Woman Is innn's equal in many wnys, nnd In many ways sho is his su perior. He? Yes, but what would a woman think of a man who insisted upon wearing clothes that buttoned up tho back? Cincinnati Enquirer. Wife I see that Mrs. Kctchum has got n divorce. Hub Confound it! Thnt means an other wedding present Boston Tran script. Oh, who would caro to bo a sphinx? Its story soon Is told. It cits and looks ns if it thinks And stays out In tho cold. Washington Star. "Does your fiance know your age, Lotta?" "Weil partly." Fllegendo Blatter. Miss Campus Girl Can we havo some space in your paper? Society Editor What do you want spaco for? Miss Campus To publish the doings of our secret society. Chicago News. A divorced mnn marries a divorced woman, the daughter of divorced par ents. 'Tls love that makes tho world go round. Providence Journal. The Chinese soon will catch the paoo. Now that they're entered in tho raco They'll pick up occidental ways In garb and food and book and phrase. But sacred mandarins and mats How will they look in derby hats? Cleveland Plain Dealer. Matron I have been happily mar ried for twenty-five years. Manager Would you consider an of fer to go In vaudovlllo? Club Fellow. "Working on a newspaper, aro you. Squallop? I thought you made your living by writing Action." "Confidentially, Buggies, I do. I'm the Dally Bread's obituary editor." Chicago Tribune. Tolltenoss paye. Raymomber this," Said courteous MIko O'Qrady, "An be a glntleman unless It happens ye're a lady." Cathollo Standard and Times. Young Lady Guard, will I have tlmo to say goodby to my friends? Guard Afraid not, miss. This train leaves In two hours nnd n half. Sa cred neart Review. "This beautiful two dollar cut glass salt shaker Is reduced to $1.01." "Oh, dear! I wish It were selling nt full price. Then I should get enough trading stamps with it to fill my book." Buffalo Express. They say that life Is shortened by Bemoreo, regret and such. Then heaven help these editors Who must "regret" so much! Judge. First Divorcee I was fool enough to marry for money. Second Divorcee And I was fool enough to marry for love. Life. If all women were beautiful and none of them over grew old n married roan's wifo would never Insist on tak ing him out to spend the evening any where, Chicago Record-norald. There lived a man in our town, And he was wondrous mad. Ills collar button had escaped, The only ono he had. Milwaukee Sentinel, Many n man doesn't know one drink from another, no makes a wry face when he drinks Scotch. New York Times. "Money Is on trial in this country." "Well, some of it Is being acquitted. I met a lawyer this morning who said ho had Just cleared $1,000." Boston Record. This Is a queer old world. We're bred To think that we're forgiving When we toss bouquets at the dead And throw stones at tho living. Cincinnati Enquirer, RKPORT OK TIIK CONDITION or TUB HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK AT HONKSDAT.K. WAYNE COUNTY. I'A At the close ot business, Apiiil 18, 1012 RESOURCES. Loans and Discounts 3C3.218 OR Ovrrdrnfts.secured and unsecured l.l 41 IJ. 8. Ilonds to secure clrculntlon. 150,000 00 Howls to secure I'ostnl Savings (l,l!i 82 I'rcinliinison U. M. Ilonds 2,112 60 Ilonds, securities, etc 1,133,125 07 llnnklnc-housc, furniture and fix tures 40,000 00 Due from National Hanks (not Reserve Agents) 2,628 48 Duo from Stntonnd Private Hanks and Hankers. Trust Companies, nnd Havings Hanks 352 83 Duo from approved reserve agents 12!) 1st 41 Checks nnd othrrcash Items.... 3.132 18 Notes of other National Hanks.. 4:i0 00 I-'rnctlonnl paper currency, nick els olid cents ess 53 Lawful .Money Rcscrvo In Hntik. Viz: Specie $81,761 W) Local tender notes 6,903 00- H7.GG9 60 Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer, (5 per cent, of circu lation) 7,500 00 Due from U. S, Treasurer ', 500 00 Total. .$1,931,997 10 LIABILITIES. Capital Stock paid In J 150,000 00 150,000 00 41.17!) 41 Minims I1IIH1 undivided proms, less expenses nnd taxes paid National Hank notes outstanding Due to other National Hanks Dividends unpaid Individual deposits subject to check f 1,;J,012 01 Demand certificates nf hsmoo 00 COS 83 750 deposit 20,105 00 Certified checks 65 00 uasnier s checks out standing 1,101 G7-H 410.573 71 27 52 None None I'ostnls Savings Deposits Ilonds borrowed Notes nod bills redlscounted Hills payable. Including certlll cates of deposit for money bor rowed Liabilities other than those above stated JO.OOO 00 None Total fl.lWI.tW7 10 State of Pennsylvania, County of Wayne, ss. I, Lewis A. Howell, Cashier, of the above named Hank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. Lewis A. Howell. Cashier. Subscribed nnd sworn to before me this 25th day ot April, 1912. R. A. SMITH. N. P. Correct Attest: If Z. ItUSSELL, .1. HmneALL. P. U MUItKAY. Directors DR. E. F. SCANLON Tho Only Permanent Resident Rupture apec-mnsi mscranion. 20 ears' Success In this City. GuringRupture,Varicocele,! Hydrocele, Plies, and Fistula. Diseases of Men-Cured forever without opera tion or detention from business. Dr. K. F. Semilon says : "Trusses will not cure rupture." Come to mo and I will euro you so you will not need to wear a truss. INTERVIEW OR WRITE THESE CURED PATIENTS: Thomas L. Smith. Orson. Wayne Co,, Pa. Hupture. Peter L. Allen. 22 Seventh Ave,, Carbondale. Pa. Hydrocele. Gilbert II. Knapp, Aldenvllle, Wayne 6o.. Pa. Rupture. J. B, McConnon, 531 North Lincoln Avenue Scranton, Pa. Rupture. Davis A. Gaylord, Pleasant Mount. Wayne :o l'a. ltupture.ngj . Office Hours : 9a.m. to 5 p. m and 7 to !) c. m.. Sundays, 12 to lp.m. Satisfactory arranrenients maybe made for creuu. Consultation nnd Examination Free. OFFICES-433 Linden St.. SCRANTON. PA. Asthma! Asthma! POPHAM'S ASTHMA REMEDY gives instant relief and an absolute cure in all cases of Asthma, Bronchitis, and Hay Fever. Sold by druggists ; mail on receipt of price $1.00. Trial Packace by mall 10 cents. WILLIAMS MFC. CO.. Prop... Cleveland, Ohio FOR. SALE BY C. C. JADWIN. VICK'S FLOWER SEEDS All of the crops of 1911 experimentally tested and hand picked from the yield of the justly celebrated gardens of Vick. FOR SALE at the drug store of O. C. Jadwin Honesdale, Pa. D. & H. CO. TlflE TABLE A.M. BUN l'.M. SUN A.M. A.M, P.M, H 30 10 00 10 00 4 30 ... Albany .... Ulneliamton . 10 00 6 03 A.M 10 00 2 13 12 30 2 15 2 13 3 15 1 03 7 10 8 00 4 40 6 30 12 30 1 ID 7 10 7 65 . Wllkes-llarre. . ...Scranton.... l'.M, A.M, P.M. P.M. A.M, Lv 5 10 S 50 8 15 8 55 8 59 9 It) 6 20 6 30 203 2 IS 2 ia 2 37 2 43 2 62 8 45 Carbondale.... ...Lincoln Avenue., Whites Karvlew Canaan .... Lake Lodore ... Way mart Keene Steene Prompton Kortenlii Keelyvllle Honesdale 8 65 5 51 U 31 8 69, 9 IS ti 11 6 5.' 6 6S 7 07 7 13 7 16 7 20, 7 24 7 27 a n a :'i 9 21 6 26 6 32 6 35 6 39 6 43 H 46 6 SO H -Si 9 37 9 39 H 1.1 B 17 0 60 a 63 8 32 2 67 9 3 2 69 3 0.) 939 9 43 9 47 9 60 9 65 3 07 3 10 3 IS 7 31 P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M. A.M. Ar PKOFESSIONAIi CAItDS. Attorncys-nt-Law. H WILSON, . ATTOKNEY A COONBKI.OR-AT-LAW. Office ndlaccnt to Post Olllce In Dlmmltk office. Honesdale, Pn. WM. II. LEE, ATTOKNKY A COWNSELOIt-AT-LAW. Office over post office. All legal huslnesi promptly attended to. Honesdalc, l'a. Ill O. MUMFOItD, L. ATTORNEY A COUNSELOU-AT-LAW, Office Liberty Hall building, opposite the Post Office, lloucsdale. Pa. E OMER GREENE. ATTORNEY A COUNSELOH-AT-LAW Office, Court House. Honesdale Pa. rtiiARLES a. Mccarty, J ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-iT-LAW. Special nnd prompt attention civen to tha collection of claims. Olllce, City Hall, Honesdale, Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-I.AW Ofllce in the Court House, Honesdale l'a. PETER II. ILOtF, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, Office-Second Iloor old Savings Brit building. Honesdale. Pa. QEARLE & SALMON, D ATTORNEYS A COUNSELOR8-AT-LAW Offices latclv occupied by Judge Searle CHESTER A. GARRATT, J ATTORNEY A COUNBELOR-AT-LAW Olllce adjacent to Post Olllce. Honesdale.Pa. Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTI3T. Office First floor, old Savings Bank build ing. Honesdale, Pa. D R. C. R. BRADY, DENTIST, HONESDALE, I'A. 1011 MAIN ST. Citizens' Phone. Physicians. PI!. PETERSON, M. D. . 1120 MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, PA. Eye and Ear a specialty. The tlttinc of class es given careful attention. IIVERY F. G. RICKARD Prop. PTltST-CLASS WAGON'S, RELIABLE HORSES. E.speclnl Attention Given to Transit llusiiicss, STONE im CHURCH STREET. OVER 65 YEARS' PERI ENCE Trade Marks Designs CopYniSHTS ic. Anyone tending n ketch nnd description mar qntcklr ascertain our opinion free whether an luTentlon Is probably patentnhl. Communica tion tttrlctlTContldentlitl. HANDBOOK ou 1'atcnu sent free. Oldest &geucr for securlu? patents. Patents taken tbrouitb Jlunn & Co. receive tptciat notice, without charge. In tha Scientific American. A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Tjireest cir culation of any sclentiuo Journal. Terms, (3 a year: four months, L bold by all newsdealers. MUNN&Co.3G,BfHd'' New York Ilrancb. Office. e25 F St Washington, I). C G. We wisTi to secure a good correspondent in every town in Wayne county. Don't be afraid to write this office for paper and stamped envelops. s HONESDALE BRANCH X VMM VICK'S VICK'S GARDEN FIELD SEEDS SEEDS STATIONS P.M. P.M. A.M. 2 00 10 50 12 40 8 45 4 09 7 11 738 A.M P.M. 9 35 2 65 7 25 8 45 a 13 B 30 a.m. p.m! p3k 8 05 1 33 5 50 7 64 1 25 5 40 7 60 1 21 6 34 7 33 1 03 5 18 7 25 12 66 5 11 7 17 12 49 5 56 7 12 12 43 4 6H 7 09 12 40 4 65 7 05 12 36 4 51 7 01 12 32 4 47 6 68 12 29 4 44 6 65 12 25 4 40 A.M. P.M. P.M. P.M SUN A.M. SUN. 10 50 00 1'nlladelphla. 7 U 7 38 P.M. 10 03 9 12 12 55 12 03 P M. P.M. 8 27 8 17 8 13 7 54 7 17 7 39 7 32 7 30 7 2 7 22 7 19 7 15
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