PAGE SIX
THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1912.
Fer Obvious Reasons.
Tho old gentleman who was nlwnys
declaring thnt boys wcro not what
they used to be stopped In front of tnn
smart child.
"Well, Tommy," greeted the old gen
tleman, "how aro you today?"
"Very well, sir," responded the smart
child shyly.
"And do you ever think what you
arc going to be when you aro n great
blfc man 3"
"N-no, sir."
"Ah, I knew It! Children are so
shiftless these times. And why don't
jou give It any thought?"
"Because 1 aw n little girl, sir."
And the Inst seen of the Inquisitive
old gentleman he wns making long
strides down tho avenue. St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
Cans of Candidacy.
Oh, who would bo a candidate,
Tho public mind to thrill?
Every time ho must ornto
He has a nervous chill.
Every time ho writes a lino
He shudders with dismay.
Because his critics will deflno
Ills words a different way.
Every tlmo ho holds his tonguo
And won't be Interviewed
They tell him that his knell Is run.
By doubt he Is pursued.
Though our historic precedents
Show patriotism sreat,
Ills 13 tho greatest who consents
To bo a randldatc.
-Washington Star.
Proving It.
'Teople nowadays," said the old
house cat, "don't know how to raise
children. They let the youngsters have
their own way too much."
"That's right," replied the old brood
hen. "Now, look at these chicks of
mine. They wouldn't have amounted
to anything if they hadn't been sat
upon." Catholic Standard and Times.
Taking No Chances.
Friend Do you wish me as your
mouthpiece to give out a statement
about your willingness or refusal to
bo a candidate?
Tho Political Sphinx Say that no
friend Is authorized to speak for me.
and then tnnke sure that If the people
call the line won't bo busy. Baltimore
American.
Money Matters.
It Is said that money matters
Seem to creep in everywhere
In our dreams and in our chatters,
In our Joy and our despair
Money matters in our thinking,
Money matters in our talk.
Money matters when wo'ro blinking.
Money matters when wo walk.
Money matters when wo'ro working,
When we're grave and when we're gay;
Money matters when we're shirking,
Money matters night and day,
Money matters when wo'ro freezing,
Money matters when we're hot
Yes, it's plain, although displeasing,
Money matters quite a lot.
Kansas City Star.
Never.
"Now that you have become rich 1
hope you will not forget the people
who were your friends when you were
poor."
"Oh, no; I'll not forget them. The
friends a man had when ho was poor
never let him do that, however he may
try." Chicago Itecord-IIcrald.
The Important Question.
Aged Suitor It is true that I am
considerably older than you, but a man
is as young as he feels, you know,
and
Miss Tert Oh, thnt doesn't matterl
What I want to know is if you are us
rich as you look. Boston Transcript.
The Old Refrain.
44 'Tls tho hlghcostofllvinc," wo hear them
complain.
"They have boosted tho hlghcostofllvlns
again.
Tou may swat, you may rail at tho cost
as you will.
But tho highcostoflltlng remains with ui
still.
In the home, on tho street, in the club, at
the bar
"Tls the hlshcostofllvlng!" a!d young
Lochlnvar.
New York Mall,
The Fatal Thirteen.
Tho Visitor Why are you here, my
mlsculded friend?
Tho Prisoner I'm the victim of, the
anlucky number thirteen.
Tho Visltor-Indecd! How's that?
Tho Prisoner Twelve Jurors, and one
judge. Sporting Times.
Thankful.
"Tommy," said his brother, "you're
a regular glutton. How can you eat so
much?"
"Don't know. It's Just good luck,'
replied the youngster. Christian Intel
llgencr.
Tooken.
A back Beat was tho best they bad.
But, with a grunt.
Our hero turned it down, got mad
And took affront.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Tho gentle usher didn't mind
Ho sighed, "Alack!"
Our hero by this treatment kind
Was took aback.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Obvious,
"I saw one of these plays with a
moral last night."
"And what was the moral?"
"Do your best to keen your wife and
children from seeing It" Indianapolis
Journal.
An Attractive Offer.
"Tommy, If you'll saw some wood Til
tell you what I'll do."
"What's that, dad?"
"I'll let you have tho sawdust to play
Circus with." Washington Herald.
Caute and Effect
Tho rude men the sidewalk are blocking.
Ob, dear me, this crowding Is shocking 1
The cause of the whirl?
Oh, It's only a girl
Who Is getting come change from her
hand bagl
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Two Pretty Frocks for
PENDING tho arrival of tho wash
lng cotton frock somo stress Is be
ing laid on tussoro for both school
and bettermoet dresses, fashioned
very simply nftcr tho manner of ono
of ono of tho accompanying sketches.
Only a very good tussoro Is capable.
of satisfactorily creating such a frock,
or, falling that, n light-weight Shan
tung, nnd only n fnlr prlco will onsuro
the best coloring and dyeing. I nm
persuaded to offor these few hints to
avert tho possibility of nny mothor
being tempted by cheapness, tho dear
est form of economy. Tho choice of
color Is so entirely Individual that
ono almost hesitates to be definite
Howevor, tho advlco may bo prof
fered to keep tho eye alort for some
pleasant bronzo greens, a rich toma
to shade, a Mandarin blue, Wedgwood
bluo and several pale mauves. Somo
really fascinating schemes can bo
worked out on these lines, tho frock
completed by a shady Tagal or fancy
Japanese straw, wreathed with flowers
In tones, when such is applicable, ns
violets with a mauvo dross, Ivy
leaves and berries with dull greens,
etc. It may, furthermore, be helpful
to those who are tempted to essay
this model to learn that tho skirt Is ar
ranged separately from tho bodlco and
tho two united by a band, whllo tho
latter is also supported on a thin lin
ing. The belt and buttons are both
of tho silk; but tho collar and cuffs
suggested aro of coarso canvas, om
broidered at tho edge. I should also
like this frock, for a certain typo of
child, without theso additions, the
neck Just squared out nnd set into a
narrow yoke band of tho tussoro, em
broidered either in a light scroll de
sign or self-toned silk, or worked with
a device of French knots.
Tho presence of somo tiny checked
LOOK AFTER THE FURS NOW
Thelr Preservation and Good Appear
ance Depend Upon Proper Atten
, tion Given Them.
It is safo to say that all women
idellght in fino furs, yet good sets nr
often spoiled through sheer Ignorance
lor through disregard of the faot that
'they need attention. Few owners ol
furs aro so callous as to neglect tha
storing away in spring and tho peri
odic examination during tho summer,
yet tho samo furs which aro carefully
hoarded in camphor and cedar for
half the year aro often thrown about
"Just anyhow" during the other half.
In our changeable climate It is no
uncommon thing to get one's furs
drenched with rain. In this event it is
disastrous to sot them to dry by tho
flro, as Is so ofton done. Heat means
destruction to fur, as it deprives it of
tho valuable oil which keeps It glossy
and pllablo. Once thlB oil is lost,
nothing can restore tho fur to Its
original beauty.
For this reason furs should never bo
left In a hot room when not being
worn. To dry them they should be
hung in a draft in a cool room and
shaken from tlmo to time. When real
ly dry they should bo beaten lightly
with a cane.
Suit Skirts for Spring.
Seldom has there been a season
when so many fancy trimmed suit
skirts were shown as this spring, says
tho Dry Goods Economist. This is
due to the voguo for tho doml-tallor
mado, which calls for a skirt to cor
respond. The newest idea in tho mar
ket nt present is tho draped skirt,
which is shown in some of the high
class suits of soft materials, such as
chiffon, taffeta and charmeuso. Thero
are a few models of this kind now in
tho market and many moro are in
courso of construction.
8klrtt Are Narrow.
Skirts aro still narrow, but not In
any degreo hobbled, even in the moro
dressy of tho tailored suits. They aro
frequently provided with little "kick"
plaits, which make walking easy
vcn in a two-yard skirt. Somo of
the smarter models have this inset
plait of a contrasting color and material
the Younger Generation
taffetas and washing silks emboldens
tho belief that thoso will, in all proba
bility, bo pressed Into tho sorvlco of
bettennost frocks, moro especially for
girls verging on tho young "Miss"
stago. Another charming material Is
Snntoy, a silk and wool mixture,
brought out in most nrtlstlc colors. A
dear little frock of this I saw arranged
with a high waist corded bodlco that
was cut In tho favorlto squaro nt tho
throat and worked with a narrow de
sign of rat-tall In tone. Taffeta has
settled down Into a steady acceptanco
for ploturesque paletots and coats and
skirts. A typical costume for taffetas,
sorgo, or tho new soft woolon whip
cord forms tho subject of tho second
skotch. Tho long, sweeping lino from
tho right Bhouldor across tho ilguro
to tho left sldo Is particularly grace
ful, and would assist In rounding off
the most trying angularies. The con
tinuation of tho lino down the sldo of
tho skirt in tho guise of an Inverted
pleat is also good nnd practical, more
over, since it gives a flow of tho hem
without disturbing the smart slim ap
pearance. Tho little turn-over collar
is of fino embroidered lawn, an ad'
Junct that is positively flying into fa
vor again, frequently accompanied by
llttlo lingerie frills on tho sleevos. An
other notable detail is a capuchin
cape, usually effected in somo con
trast to the coat or paletot it adorns,
Thus, a pale tan cloth paletot had tho
hood lined ivory whit, while a deli
cato hearthstone grey was alllod with
a coat of hyacinth bluo. London
(Eng.) Madame.
SILK TAILOR-MADE
Of shot rjold-and-brown striped taffetas
with plain brown charmeuso for
corselet, skirt band, and sleeves.
Smart Linen Dresses.
Soma of tho smartest llnon dresses
seen this season show tho side-front
closing ornamented by a novel stylo
of button, says the Dry Goods Econo
mist Thoy aro ornamented in the
truo senso of the word, Inasmuch
tho fastening is really mado by hooks
and eyes underneath. Tboao crochet
buttons are of largo slro, about an
inch In diameter, and havo crochet
stems an inch long which allow tho
buttons to hang loosely on tho dress.
Lars; buttonholes are used with them
and really make a trimming foaturo.
She And would you really put your
self out for my sake?
He Indeed 1 would.
She Then do It, please. I'm awfully
sleepy. Williams Purple Cow.
"1 simply can't stand the toot of an
automoblto horn!"
"How's that?"
"A fellow eloped with my wife In an
automobile, and every tlmo I hear a
horn toot I think he's bringing her
fcncle."- Minnesota Minnehaha.
"How do you know he's n stranger?"
"I saw him set his watch by the
town clock." Cornell Widow.
Life Is but a spaco that's spanned
With weary tommyrot.
Wo can tho funny hobble and
Take up the turkey trot,
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"My daughter Is so pretty that I
can't interest her In the serious things
of life." "She may lose her good looks
somo day." "So I tell her. And then
she'll bo sorry that sho didn't learn to
pldy bridge." Washington Herald.
There's more truth than poetry in
some poetry- Judge.
"Wombat Is n predestlnarlun."
"What on earth Is n prcdestlnnrian?"
"A man who believes he's bound to
got run over somo day by an uutotno-blle."-Puck.
Lillian II. will wed aguln.
Tho license clerks ure groaning.
Nathaniel G. seeks number ten.
And tho harbor bar is moaning.
Denver Republican.
Blessed Is he who, having nothing to
say, ubstains from giving us wordy
evidence of the fact. George Eliot.
She Woman Is innn's equal in many
wnys, nnd In many ways sho is his su
perior. He? Yes, but what would a woman
think of a man who insisted upon
wearing clothes that buttoned up tho
back? Cincinnati Enquirer.
Wife I see that Mrs. Kctchum has
got n divorce.
Hub Confound it! Thnt means an
other wedding present Boston Tran
script. Oh, who would caro to bo a sphinx?
Its story soon Is told.
It cits and looks ns if it thinks
And stays out In tho cold.
Washington Star.
"Does your fiance know your age,
Lotta?"
"Weil partly." Fllegendo Blatter.
Miss Campus Girl Can we havo
some space in your paper?
Society Editor What do you want
spaco for?
Miss Campus To publish the doings
of our secret society. Chicago News.
A divorced mnn marries a divorced
woman, the daughter of divorced par
ents. 'Tls love that makes tho world
go round. Providence Journal.
The Chinese soon will catch the paoo.
Now that they're entered in tho raco
They'll pick up occidental ways
In garb and food and book and phrase.
But sacred mandarins and mats
How will they look in derby hats?
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Matron I have been happily mar
ried for twenty-five years.
Manager Would you consider an of
fer to go In vaudovlllo? Club Fellow.
"Working on a newspaper, aro you.
Squallop? I thought you made your
living by writing Action."
"Confidentially, Buggies, I do. I'm
the Dally Bread's obituary editor."
Chicago Tribune.
Tolltenoss paye. Raymomber this,"
Said courteous MIko O'Qrady,
"An be a glntleman unless
It happens ye're a lady."
Cathollo Standard and Times.
Young Lady Guard, will I have tlmo
to say goodby to my friends?
Guard Afraid not, miss. This train
leaves In two hours nnd n half. Sa
cred neart Review.
"This beautiful two dollar cut glass
salt shaker Is reduced to $1.01."
"Oh, dear! I wish It were selling nt
full price. Then I should get enough
trading stamps with it to fill my book."
Buffalo Express.
They say that life Is shortened by
Bemoreo, regret and such.
Then heaven help these editors
Who must "regret" so much!
Judge.
First Divorcee I was fool enough to
marry for money.
Second Divorcee And I was fool
enough to marry for love. Life.
If all women were beautiful and
none of them over grew old n married
roan's wifo would never Insist on tak
ing him out to spend the evening any
where, Chicago Record-norald.
There lived a man in our town,
And he was wondrous mad.
Ills collar button had escaped,
The only ono he had.
Milwaukee Sentinel,
Many n man doesn't know one drink
from another, no makes a wry face
when he drinks Scotch. New York
Times.
"Money Is on trial in this country."
"Well, some of it Is being acquitted.
I met a lawyer this morning who said
ho had Just cleared $1,000." Boston
Record.
This Is a queer old world. We're bred
To think that we're forgiving
When we toss bouquets at the dead
And throw stones at tho living.
Cincinnati Enquirer,
RKPORT OK TIIK CONDITION
or TUB
HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK
AT
HONKSDAT.K. WAYNE COUNTY. I'A
At the close ot business, Apiiil 18, 1012
RESOURCES.
Loans and Discounts 3C3.218 OR
Ovrrdrnfts.secured and unsecured l.l 41
IJ. 8. Ilonds to secure clrculntlon. 150,000 00
Howls to secure I'ostnl Savings (l,l!i 82
I'rcinliinison U. M. Ilonds 2,112 60
Ilonds, securities, etc 1,133,125 07
llnnklnc-housc, furniture and fix
tures 40,000 00
Due from National Hanks (not
Reserve Agents) 2,628 48
Duo from Stntonnd Private Hanks
and Hankers. Trust Companies,
nnd Havings Hanks 352 83
Duo from approved reserve
agents 12!) 1st 41
Checks nnd othrrcash Items.... 3.132 18
Notes of other National Hanks.. 4:i0 00
I-'rnctlonnl paper currency, nick
els olid cents ess 53
Lawful .Money Rcscrvo In Hntik.
Viz: Specie $81,761 W)
Local tender notes 6,903 00- H7.GG9 60
Redemption fund with U. S.
Treasurer, (5 per cent, of circu
lation) 7,500 00
Due from U. S, Treasurer ', 500 00
Total.
.$1,931,997 10
LIABILITIES.
Capital Stock paid In J
150,000 00
150,000 00
41.17!) 41
Minims I1IIH1
undivided proms, less expenses
nnd taxes paid
National Hank notes outstanding
Due to other National Hanks
Dividends unpaid
Individual deposits subject to
check f 1,;J,012 01
Demand certificates nf
hsmoo 00
COS 83
750
deposit 20,105 00
Certified checks 65 00
uasnier s checks out
standing 1,101 G7-H
410.573 71
27 52
None
None
I'ostnls Savings Deposits
Ilonds borrowed
Notes nod bills redlscounted
Hills payable. Including certlll
cates of deposit for money bor
rowed Liabilities other than those above
stated
JO.OOO 00
None
Total fl.lWI.tW7 10
State of Pennsylvania, County of Wayne, ss.
I, Lewis A. Howell, Cashier, of the above
named Hank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief.
Lewis A. Howell. Cashier.
Subscribed nnd sworn to before me this
25th day ot April, 1912.
R. A. SMITH. N. P.
Correct Attest:
If Z. ItUSSELL,
.1. HmneALL.
P. U MUItKAY.
Directors
DR. E. F. SCANLON
Tho Only Permanent Resident Rupture
apec-mnsi mscranion.
20 ears' Success In this City.
GuringRupture,Varicocele,!
Hydrocele,
Plies, and Fistula.
Diseases of Men-Cured
forever without opera
tion or detention from
business.
Dr. K. F. Semilon says : "Trusses will not
cure rupture."
Come to mo and I will euro you so
you will not need to wear a truss.
INTERVIEW OR WRITE THESE
CURED PATIENTS:
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Hupture. Peter L. Allen. 22 Seventh Ave,, Carbondale.
Pa. Hydrocele.
Gilbert II. Knapp, Aldenvllle, Wayne 6o..
Pa. Rupture.
J. B, McConnon, 531 North Lincoln Avenue
Scranton, Pa. Rupture.
Davis A. Gaylord, Pleasant Mount. Wayne
:o l'a. ltupture.ngj .
Office Hours : 9a.m. to 5 p. m and 7 to !) c.
m.. Sundays, 12 to lp.m.
Satisfactory arranrenients maybe made for
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gives instant relief and an absolute cure
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FOR. SALE BY
C. C. JADWIN.
VICK'S
FLOWER
SEEDS
All of the crops of 1911 experimentally
tested and hand picked from the yield of the
justly celebrated gardens of Vick.
FOR SALE
at the drug store of
O. C. Jadwin
Honesdale, Pa.
D. & H. CO. TlflE TABLE
A.M.
BUN
l'.M.
SUN
A.M.
A.M,
P.M,
H 30
10 00
10 00
4 30
... Albany ....
Ulneliamton .
10 00
6 03
A.M
10 00
2 13
12 30
2 15
2 13
3 15
1 03
7 10
8 00
4 40
6 30
12 30
1 ID
7 10
7 65
. Wllkes-llarre.
. ...Scranton....
l'.M,
A.M,
P.M.
P.M.
A.M,
Lv
5 10
S 50
8 15
8 55
8 59
9 It)
6 20
6 30
203
2 IS
2 ia
2 37
2 43
2 62
8 45
Carbondale....
...Lincoln Avenue.,
Whites
Karvlew
Canaan
.... Lake Lodore ...
Way mart
Keene
Steene
Prompton
Kortenlii
Keelyvllle
Honesdale
8 65
5 51
U 31
8 69,
9 IS
ti 11
6 5.'
6 6S
7 07
7 13
7 16
7 20,
7 24
7 27
a n
a :'i
9 21
6 26
6 32
6 35
6 39
6 43
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9 39
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0 60
a 63
8 32
2 67
9 3
2 69
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939
9 43
9 47
9 60
9 65
3 07
3 10
3 IS
7 31
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A.M.
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Attorncys-nt-Law.
H WILSON,
. ATTOKNEY A COONBKI.OR-AT-LAW.
Office ndlaccnt to Post Olllce In Dlmmltk
office. Honesdale, Pn.
WM. II. LEE,
ATTOKNKY A COWNSELOIt-AT-LAW.
Office over post office. All legal huslnesi
promptly attended to. Honesdalc, l'a.
Ill O. MUMFOItD,
L. ATTORNEY A COUNSELOU-AT-LAW,
Office Liberty Hall building, opposite the
Post Office, lloucsdale. Pa.
E
OMER GREENE.
ATTORNEY A COUNSELOH-AT-LAW
Office, Court House. Honesdale Pa.
rtiiARLES a. Mccarty,
J ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-iT-LAW.
Special nnd prompt attention civen to tha
collection of claims. Olllce, City Hall,
Honesdale, Pa.
ME. SIMONS,
. ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-I.AW
Ofllce in the Court House, Honesdale
l'a.
PETER II. ILOtF,
ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW,
Office-Second Iloor old Savings Brit
building. Honesdale. Pa.
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Offices latclv occupied by Judge Searle
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Olllce adjacent to Post Olllce. Honesdale.Pa.
Dentists.
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VICK'S VICK'S
GARDEN FIELD
SEEDS SEEDS
STATIONS
P.M. P.M. A.M.
2 00 10 50
12 40 8 45
4 09 7 11 738
A.M P.M.
9 35 2 65 7 25
8 45 a 13 B 30
a.m. p.m! p3k
8 05 1 33 5 50
7 64 1 25 5 40
7 60 1 21 6 34
7 33 1 03 5 18
7 25 12 66 5 11
7 17 12 49 5 56
7 12 12 43 4 6H
7 09 12 40 4 65
7 05 12 36 4 51
7 01 12 32 4 47
6 68 12 29 4 44
6 65 12 25 4 40
A.M. P.M. P.M.
P.M
SUN
A.M.
SUN.
10 50
00
1'nlladelphla.
7 U
7 38
P.M.
10 03
9 12
12 55
12 03
P M.
P.M.
8 27
8 17
8 13
7 54
7 17
7 39
7 32
7 30
7 2
7 22
7 19
7 15