The Eminent Kidney A THANKSGIVING PICNIC. Continued from Second Patre.1 TlinnkBRlvln tUntlur wliloli Sirs. I.n tour willed n "pnrtle carrcc" nnil MM dlotoii a "bully old ThnnkuRlvliiB pU nlo." The tnlilo wns unruly lnrgi enough to hold four plates. Mrs. I,n tour's dressing mirror reflected turkey, )0 eoeet0to0oeeeetto0itt0otat A.- .4l..A.-.A.V.A.A.' .A..aV.A..A. and Bladder Specialist. BIG MONEY IN BIRDS Sottas wammmsmmmanmam T-flHil1MHtttMmllillll'lHl'l'' I' GASIQRA m 1 : u H : Mi A TALE OF HEZEKIAH SHARP'S GREAT BUSI NESS VENTURE !H TURKEYS. BY MARTIN JOHNSON. . a o : o O v I v. Si I HI 1 I I w t The Discoverer of Swamp-Root t Work in Els laboratory. There Is a dlseass prevailing In Ihls country meat dangerous because so decep tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by It heart disease, pneumonia, heart failure or apoplexy are often the result of kidney disease. If kidney trouble Is allowed to ad vance the kidney-poisoned blood will attack the vital organs, or the kidneys themselves break dovn and waste away cell by cell. Then the richness of the blood the albumen leaks out and the sufferer has Brlght's Disease, the worst form of kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis covery Is the true specific for kidney, bladder and urinary troubles. It has cured thousands of apparently hopeless cases, after all other efforts have failed. At druggists In fifty-cent and dollar sizes. A sample bottle sent free by mall, also a book telling about Swamp Root and Its wonderful cures. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. and mention this paper. NERVBTA FILLS Restores Vitality, Lost Vigor and Alanliood. Cures Impotency, Ni cht Emissions and wasting diseases, all effect of self- i abuse, or excess ana indls- l ir-rf tnv. A nrvn fnnln mill Ms3Pfiblood builder. Brings the f pinic glow 10 paie tueeits unu restores the tire of youth. KttVWHv mull flDn nor hrvr. ft hnvpJ lor 5-.ou; wmi a written guaran tee to euro or refund the money. Send for circular. Address, NERVITA MEDICAL CO. Clinton & Jackson Sts.f CHICAGO, ILL. Bold at Kirlln's drug store. Shenandoah, I'n. HUMPHREY Witch Hazel Oil THE PILE OINTMENT. One Application Gives Relief, It cures Piles or Hemorrhoids External Or Inter nal, Blind or Bleeding, Itching or Burning, Fissures and Fistulas. Relief Immediate cure certain. It cures Burns, Scalds and Ulcerations and Con tractions from Burns. Tho Relief Instant healing wonderful. g It cures Torn, Cut or Lacerated Wounds and Bruises. It cures Bolls, Carbuncles, Felons, " Itunrounds," Ulcers, Old Sores, Itching Eruptions, Scurfy or Scald Head. It cures Inflamed or Caked Breasts and Sore Nipples. Invaluable. It cures Salt Rheum, Tetters, Scurfy Eruptions, Chapped Hands, Fever Blisters, Soro Lips or Nostrils. Corns, Bunions, Soro and Chafed Feet, Sttnga of Insects, Mosquito Bites and Sunburns. Three Sizes, 25c, 50c. and $1.00 Sold by Druggists, or sent pre-paid on receipt of price. HUMPHREYS' MED. CO., Cor. William & John Sis., JEW YORK. ennsylvania RAILROAD 8 CHUT KILL, DIVISION Novkmbku 19,1899. Trains will leavo Shenandoah after the booto date for Wlfigan, Gllberton, Frackvllle Dp I Water, St. Clair, Pottsvllle. Hamburg, I toad I m , I'ottatown, Phoenlivlllo. Korrlstown a-.d PHI. aitlphla (Broad Btreet station) at 6 20 and 80S a. to , 3 10, 6 la p m. on week days. Sundays 8 03o. m., 4 20 p. m. Trains leave Frackvllle for Suenando'. at 7 41, 11 13 a. m. and S 06, 7 86 v . Bundav 11 01 a. in. and 8 86 p. n. Leave Pottsvlllo for Shenandoah (via FracV vllle) 715, 11 20 a. m., 610, 715 p.m. Sundaj 1083 a. m., S 10 p. ra. Leave Philadelphia, (Broad street station), 1 o Shenandoah at 8 85 a. m 4 10 p. m. week days Sundays leave at 6 50 and 0 28 a. m. Leave Philadelphia (Broad street station) foi Fottsvlllo, S 50, 8 S3 Iparlor carl, 10 19 n. m 1 SO, 4 10 Iparlor car, 7 83 p. m. weekdays. Sundays, 6 50, 9 23 a. m. una 602 p m. Leave Broad Streot Station, Philadelphia, FOR NEW YOEK. Ezaress-Week-days.8 20,4 03,4 40, S 00,5 18,6 50, 7 88, 8 23, 9 05, 9 fiO, (10 21, dining car), 11 00, 11 43 a ni, 13 00 noon, 12 83. ( Limited 1 00 and 4 22 p ni, dining cars), 1 4 (2 80, dining car), 3 20, U50, 02, 6 00, S 60, (dining car), 600, 7 02, 810, (dining car), 10 00 p. m., 12 02, night. Sundays, 8 20,4 03, I 40 5 00, 5 18 8 25, 9 50, (10 21, dining car), 10 43, 11 43 a ni, 12 03, (dining car), 12 85, 2 80, (dining car), 4 02, (Limited 4 22 dining car), 6 20,556, dining car, 6 83, 7 02, 810, Idiulng car, 1000 p. m., 1202 night. For Boston without change, II Ola m. week days, and 810p. m., dally. For Sea Girt, Anbury Park, Ocean Grove, Long Branch, and intermediate stations, 8 23, 11 10 a m, 8 80, 4 02 p m weekdays. WASHINGTON AND THE SOOTH. For Baltimore and Washington, 8 50. 7 20, 8 9!, 10 SO, 11 23, 1183, a. ra, 12 S6 dining car 118, dining carl, 812. 4 41, 5 23 Congressional Limited dining car, 6 03, 6 20. 655, dining carl, 17 81 dining car, p m., and 12 20 night week days. Sundays S 50, 7 20, 9 12, 11 23, a. m., 1209. 112, dining car, 812, 4 41, 320 Congressional Limited dining car, 6 05 6 65 dining car, 7 II dining carl, p. m.,aud 12 20 night. For Baltimore, accommodation, 9 11 a m, 1 62 and 4 01 p m week days, 6 08 and 11 16 p ra dally WEST JERSEY & SEASHORE R. R. FOR ATLANTIC CITY. Leave Broad street station via Delaware river bridge Express, 9 40 a m, 7 03 p m weekdays. Sunday,920um 703pm, Leave Market Street Wart Express i 06 a m, 3 00,4 00, BOO p m weekdays. Sundays, 9 03, 10 00 s m (accommodation 4 to and 5 00 p m. For Cape May. Anglesea, Wlldwood and Holly Bench, Sen Isle City, Avnlon, mid Stono Harbor Express 900 a m, 4 00 p m week days Sundays, 9 00 am. For Bomers Point Express, 9 00 a in., 100, 4 00, SCO, p. m. week days Sundays, 9 00 and 10 00 a. in. For tickets and other Information apply to ticket agent Tt T TTnwnraMa T t DTMn Qan'l Manarer, Hn'l Va.Ve'r As! A box of our srecinL rpniLi brew is an exhilarating stimulant during the hot summer months. Dollvored at your homo. Columbia Brewing Company To WENT Good Ideas ma; be secured by our aid. Address, THE PATENT RECORD, Rsltlmnr Met I - Ud- Tit It TWO WERK VIOLENTLY PAIITKO. lmm nnd n pudding nnd her writing desk nnd mantelshelf groaned under celery, caullllower. cups, saucers, nuts, coffeepots and milk pitchers. And when the feast had reached the dessert stage Mrs. Latour blandly spoke: "I would not wound tho nntlonal susceptibilities of our friends. But may 1 propose the toast of 'Annexa tion?' " "Well," said Fraser, "we Canadians want protection for our native prod ucts, and you Yankees seem disposed to give It. Isn't that so, Mr. Middle ton? But how do you menu 'annexa tion, Mrs. Latour wholesale or piece meal?" Lillian told Ronald he was talking a great deal of nonsense. "Little girlie," ho srfld, "you don't un derstand these things." But she did understand, and under stands them still better now. She has been annexed since that memorable Thanksgiving, much to the joy of Mrs. Flanagan. Mrs. Latour and, not least, if Mr, Mlddlctou. Robbed the Grave p " A startling Incident of which Mr. John Oliver of Philadelphia, was the subject, is narrated by him as fellows : "I was in a most dreadful condition. My skin was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue coated, pain continually in back and sides, no appetite craduallv crowine weaker day bv day. Three physicians had given mo up. Fortun ately, a friend advised trying 'Electric Hitters,' and to my great joy and surprise, tho first bottlo made a decided improvement. I continued their use for three weeks, and am now a well man. I know they saved my HIT, ivlt,iil iiin nrravA nf annlliArvli,41m No ono should fail to try them, Only 50 cents per bottle at A. Wasley's drug store. The trouble with most of us Is that we throw musty old crusts on the wa t!r and expect frosted cake In returu. - Atchlsou Globe. How's This We odcr One Hundred Dollars Iteward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured hy Hall's Catarrh Cure. F.J. CHENEY & CO, Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F, J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and fin ancially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Tbaux, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O Waldino, Kjnnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. The mother's heart Is the chlld'n schoolroom. Any feeling that takes a man away from his home Is a traitor to the household. Weekly Bouquet Do You Enow Consumption Is proventablo? Science has proven that, and also that neglect la suicidal. The worst cold or cough can ho cured with Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Care. Sold on positive guarantee for over fifty years. Sold by P. I). Klrlin on a guaranta e. The best tlilug to be doue when evil comes upon us Is not to resort to lam entation, but to act; not to sit and Buffer, but to rlso nnd seek the remedy. Drink Grain-0 after you have concluded that you ought not to drink coffee. It is not a medicine but doctors order it, because it is healthful, Invigorating and appetizing. It is made from pure grains and has that rich seal brown color and tastes like the finest grades of coffee and costs about M as much. Children like It and thrive on it because it it a genuine food drink containing nothing but nourishment. Ask your grocer or Grain-O, the new fooddrink I5 and 25c. Dork Groivlnn; Vnkrr, Experts agree that the life of n dog Is shortened by close breeding and ex hibition and that we nre gradually raising dogs that will not bo so long lved as the semlwlld mongrel types. On Every Bottle Of Shiloh's Consumption Cure Is this guar antce : "All wo ask of you is to use two- thirds of the contents of this bottle faith fully, then If you can say you are not benefited return the bottle to yonr druggist and he may rofnnd the price paid." Price 25 cts. 60 cts. and f 1.00, Sold by P. D. Kirlln on a guarantee Spell This. Some of you who think you are well up In spelling just to try to spell tho words In this little sentenco; "It Is ngrccnble.-io witness the un paralleled ecstasy of two harassed ped dlers endeavoring to gauge the symme try of two peeled pears." Head It over to your friends and see how many of them can spell every word correctly. The sentence contains many of tho real puzzlers of the spell ing book. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Slcnaturi of .AH'efablcPrcparationror As similating thcToodatuMcgula ling ihc Stomachs nndDowcls of Promotes Digcsllon,Ckcrful ncssandRcst.Conlalns neither Opium.Morphirte norMncral. Not Narcotic. Ktcvtofrnda-SAMVELFWOIStt JinpXin SreJ' ,tlx.Srnna SttA Jrjnnint - flmhtd Siignr . ItMrprM" nam, Apcrfccl Remedy forConsllpa lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca, and LOSS OF SLEEP. Tac Simile Signature of NEW "YORK. EXACT COPy OF WRAPPEB. A FAIR FACE A: AY PROVE A FOUL BAR GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES BomfttitxissneedBarell&ble, monthly, regulating medicine. Only harmUcs ft&d tho purest drugs should boused. If you want th best, get Be. P&aS's Peiniroal Pills Ther are prompt, sits and certain In result. The tttaitce (Dr. Fral's) niyer dUap 'nolut. Saut anywhere. fl.M. Addreu Pntt, Mimciaa C., Clertlini, O. F-OR SALE AX KIRUN DRUG STORE. SJMi TBI AND Tho great remedy for nervous prostration and all diseases of tbe generative organs ot either sex, such as Nervous Prostration. Fallinc or Lost Manhood, Impotency, Nightly Emissions, Youthful Errors, Mental worry, excessive use of Tobacco or Opium, which lead to Consumption and Insanity. With every US order wo guarantee to cure or refund the money. Sold at $1.00 per box, C boxos for $5.00. JUIC. MOPl'S CIIIi.HCAl, CO., Cleveland, Ohio. . For Sale by R. W. Houck. AFTER Coming Events. Nov. 20. Grand lull and fair in Robbing' opera hoube for the benefit of the Slavish congregation. Dec. 18. Grand entertainment, "The Star of Bethlehem," at tho Primitive Methodist church. r loonsull If Tou auffer from Prlralo I Dlteuo A Kxocmci. J'roK U. I. Til EEL, l 111. I., CO I .North Mllh bU, I-hlladel. JS7)pblo. I'm., Ktvea a Ouuaoiec la crerj tm kA Vtrlaocele & Stricture aa auttiDKl. Lost Vlcor (k Health Riujrcd. Parta tnlarrvd. l!ocra:9-o. a 6 V, mid.9-1!. floors for loaf Blasdloc aod dangerous a (in it IUS1UI3U. ,'r.an r . p . onraa4 uiuana 1 rbr BwvTU testimonials and Book. All fraula exposed. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT If we can sell von one ac. package oil c n is admixture we'll be satisfied. You'll buy more for it Trill touch the spot. Grocers have SEEHJQ'S. I added aofSeel- Ut to ordinary fcoflea knows a i KTstnd drink that in 111 Jjleaie her husband. LAD81ES DO YOU KNOW DR. FELIX LE BRUM'S Steel Pennyroyal Treatment is the original and only FRENCH smf a nml rnllnhlA rnrn an the mnr. kct. 1'ilce, $1.00: sent by mail. Genuine Bold only py Kirlln's drug store. Ilk Clllifslera Etlllsh Diamond llrmnl. ENNYROYAL PILLS iT.'v t)rl-slnlndtnlyGiulne. A TftiS. suirc. alvKTi riM. ld(c X EL Un-lglil tot ('Akk'.Urt Sooiitk Vl-fl nondBrarrf lu ltrd tud Gold m.tmllloVV biu, it.ltJ with blM HWn. Take VSy DOOlhriN Btfuit danaircHg fud(in V tiotu and imitation. At Otuiti, or ml 4 la ituspi Cor Btrtlealavrt, tettimoaiit b4 ltiur for l.ftHet."mIrtVr. lj rtiwwm rihllaMtknl(-itUa..M nil I torn HuiittrAa PRABOWSKY HOTEL, M. GRAB0WSKY, Prop. S10 N. Ceutre St.. Pottsvllle, Pa. Fine old Whiskeys, Olna and Wines, at the ba A choice line ot Clears aud Tenijifr ance Drluks. Aoconunodatlon tor Iravelsrs. Mealiat all hoori USING. llttli at?. ( r Vvl For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Ad Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years DECORATIVE ART 3 lias Achieved Its greatest triumphs In "our artistic nnd handsome stock of wall papers. All the latest designs and fashionable shades nnd colorings nre embodied tn our superb stock of art wall papers We have them from $1.00 per roll for high art decorations to 0 cents per roll for bedroom, parlor, hnll or dining room papers. All Artistic 1 All Pretty I 224 West Centre St. Shenandoah. VITALITY DIl. MOOT'O Tell Your Sister A beautiful complexion is an impossibility without good puro blood, the sort that only exists in connection with tbe good digestion; a healthy liver and bowels. Karl's Clover Boot Tea acts directly on the bowels, liver and kidneys keeping them in perfect health. Price 23 eta. nnd 50 cts. Sold by P. D. Kirlln on a guarantee. LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD. IN EFFECT NOV. 10, 1899. Passenger trains leave Shenandoah for Penn Haven Junction, Mauclj Chunk, Lehigliton, Blatlnirton. White Hall. Catasauoua. Alleittown. Ik-thlehem, Kaston New York and Philadelphia at 5 20, 7 46 n. in , 12 S3 and S 17 p. in. For Wtlkcsbnrro, White Haven and Plttstoe, o u, tv u, iu., id uik mm oil p, in. For Laceyville, Towanda, Sayre, Waverly Elmlro, liochester; lluflalo, Niagara Falls Auburn, .Syracuse, Ithaca, Geneva aud the Went, 10 10 a. lu., 12 52 nnd S 17 p. m. For Belvltlere, Delaware Water Gap anr1 Stroudsburfr, 5 20 a. m., S 17 p. tn. For Lambertvllle and Trenton, 7 4a a. m. For .leaiiesvllle, Leviston and Beaver Meadov 5 20 a. m., 12 52 p. in. For McAdoo. Audenrled. Hazlcton. fltnokin and Lumber Yard, S 20, 7 46, 10 10 a.m., 12 52 And S 17 it. m. ForJeddo, Drlfton and Freeland, 8 20, 1010 , in., o it p. iu. For Scranton, 5 20, 10 10 a. m., B 17 p. m. For Ist Creek, UlrardvUle, and Ashland, 4 00, and 7 27 d. m. For Haven Hun, Centralis, Mount Carmel and Blmmokln, 10 49 a. lu., 1 42, 6 07, 9 23 p. m. For Malianoy City, Park Place and Delano, 3 m. i io. iu iv u. iu.. nnu is iu. o H u, m. For Yatesvllle. B 20. 10 10 a. m. Trains will leave Hhamokln at 6 33. 9 20 a. tn., 1139 and 4 20 p. in., and arrive ut Hhtnandoab at 7 in, iu iu a. tn., u 02, 0 it p. m. T ,al,nnnnnat. tnw 1..t . .111 - a r.t.l a.u uub(...uvHU .v. w.U3,,o, .J VIBir, New Castle, Morea aud New Hoston, 7 46 and iu iu a. m , la oa nnu 1, 11. in. Leave Pottsvllle tor Shenandoah, 9 45 a.m. 12 80. 003. 8 13 1). m. Leave Hazlcton tor Shenandoah, 9 S3 a. ui., SUNDAY TRAINS. Trains leave for Raven Hun. Centralis. Sit Camiel and Shamokln, 10 46 a. m., 7 21 p, ru., Q Trains leave Shamokln for Shenandoah at a 011 a. m., nnu 0 so p. m. Leave Shenandoah for Yatesvtlle, Mabanoa City, Park Place, Delano, McAdoo, Audenrled Hatleton, Stockton, Lumber Yard, Wcatlicrli and ilaucb chunk, 9 43 a m., and 0 82 p. m- For Lehlghton, Hlullngton, Catosauqua, Whltt tan, uopiay, Aiiemown, ivaslon ana 1'hllllpt burg, 9 43 a. tn., and 6 82 11. m. For New York Philadelphia, 9 43 a. m. Leave Hazlelon for ?benandoah, 9 30, a, m. and 6 95 p. in. UOLLIN U. WILBUR, aenl.Supt., New York. M. B. CUTTER, Supt. Transportation, South Bethlehem. Pa. CHARLES 8. LKE, Genl. Pass. Atrt., SO Cortlaudt Street, New York. A. W. NONNKMACHER, Dlv. P. A., BouthBethlebem.Pa, TMC CCNTAUII OOMNNT. NtW VOBK CITY. COPYRIGHT, 1889, BY .....T'wy - - T'v,T, - - T,, - ,V',T 30 oeeoeeoe0eetteo99Oo99ooeoooooe lleV-vklnli Slmrp Is In every senile or the word the unique clinrncter In Hnt Tilbury township. He Id n recluse In some wnj K. nnd yet lie ennnot lie iiroj) crly called one, for he does not slum the coiiiiiuiloiislili of liln fellows, nor does ho condemn the various conven tions of society which they nro neeuii- toiued to ob serve, lie cele rities every hol iday with ns much fervor as any of Ids neigh bors ntnl looks forward to TlniiikBtfl vIhk day ns eagerly as nny school boy In the coun tryside. He lives In a little slinuty near that belt of timber land HE NOItSED 1IIKM CAIIK-kilOWIl UB tllO fully. Ten Mile woods and makes a comfortable living by per sistent hunting nnd desultory farming and poultry raising. He lives quite alone nnd nlwnys enjoys his Thanks giving dinners lu the same company. Last spring be went Into turkey rais ing on rather a largo scale considering the limitations of bis farm. The chicks gave him no end of trouble, but be nursed them carefully through the "pip" stage nnd other Ills that young turkeys are heir to and succeeded in bringing through a comparatively large flock that suggested many future Thanksgivings. But the proximity of the woods set tba primeval blood trncllntr tn the young chicks' veins, nnd they yearned for tbe liberty of bygone days tbe days when their untamed progenitors 1 wandered at will through tho woods with a future that held not the slight- ' est bint of Thnnksglvings. In less than 1 a week their wild nature had asserted Itself, and the whole flock forsook the quiet of the farmyard for the liberty of tbe Ten Mile woods. It was "a rever- 1 slon to type" that would have delight ed Darwin and wns not so very sur prising In view of tbe fact that It Is but a comparatively short time since turkeys wore' first domesticat ed. I Tho reversion was In no way 1 a delight to Ilez- 1 eklab, however, and be did not hesitate to say what bethought of turkeys In general. The In gratitude of tho creatures hurt blm even more made tub fukest re-than the loss of VKiiBEnATK. them. To think that for months he had coaxed and coddled and spoon fed them until they ' were able to do for themselves and . then they had turned from blm like this! It wns too much. nowever, he determined to keep an eye on them, and, although they were ns wild as hnwks, ue managed to catch a glimpse of them every few days. All hopo of domesticating them was goue; but, at nny rate, they would be excel lent sport for the fall shooting, and ha could sell them In the county town at a higher price than tho tame birds. The recreant flock, not knowing tbe designs that were harbored against them, grew plump and fat on this wild life, and "many a time and oft" did Hezoklab hear their exultant gobble, gobble, coining from the depths of the woods. One day, while listening to their cries of defiance, It dawned upon him that the ammunition be would have to buy before he could place his birds on the market would eat Into the profits, so he de cided that some one else would have to put up the expenses, and as he was a man of some re sources he soon bit upon a scheme for ac complishing his purpose. There was a crowd of dudes gnoT that was just as In the county ooon. town about ID miles off who considered themselves knowing hunters, and he would work a little game to havo them shoot bis turkeys and then pay him well for doing It. lie began operations tho third week beforo Thanksgiving by spending four or Ave days bunting In the part of the woods remotest from his shanty. Ev ery day be made the forest reverber ate to tho reports of bis double barrel- I 1 1 1 PU BllOIgUU. XUB "O JCT I neighbors no , fh,. tlced Ilezekiah wns doing 11 good deal ot shooting, but as be never at any time gave any account of big kills and bad told no one ot his scheme noth ing was suspect ed. If the truth were told, Iloze- coNSKKTKDioTAKKFiVKklah neither dollars each. billed nor in tended to kill an vt bine that week. The That Throuhln Headache Would quickly leave you, if you used Dr. King's New Life Tills. Thousands of suffer ers have proved their matchless merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches. They make pure blood and strong nerves and build up your neauu. easy 10 taice. Try them. Only 25 certs. Money back If not cured. Sold by A, Waslcy, druggist. It I rJ MARTIN JOHNSON. f9 ' a - . - T -. T'-y'-'T .T'-'T-' Si only rent It of all Ills bluster and noise was that the turkeys shunned the far side of the woods aud began to hnbl tate that part nearest to bis shanty. Hut this was Just what Ilezekiah wanted. At tbe end of the week be drove to the county towu and, going Into the leading gunsmith's, asked for a couple of pounds of turkey shot, "Why. that's something we're never asked for. any more," said the gun smith In surprise. "Whnt are you go lug to do with It, Mr. Shnrp?" "Oh," replied Ilezokluh lu n careless sort of way. "there's a flock of wild turkeys drifted Into theTenMHe woods, nud, aa they've been coming round rather close to my shanty lately, I think 111 knock a few of them off." Ueneklab got some shot that was "Just as good" nnd returned home to await developments. The following Monday morning he got up early, concealed himself In tho woods and waited. It was not long till he heard a couple of shots close to where he knew the Hock was feeding, lie rushed over to the spot, gun lu hand, and came upon two of tho dude sportsmen Joyfully comparing a couple of line birds. He nnerlly nccused them of shooting his fowls, and threatened to hnve them nrrestcd. "Itut," protested the two, "they're wild. Wo shot them In the woods." "Shot them In the woods, did you?" yelled Hezeklnb. "You're a smart set, ain't you? Come over bore, and I'll show you tbe coops I raised them In." There was nothing else to do. They went to the Bhnuty, Hezeklnb fuming all the way and vowing what ho would do. There was no longer any doubt about the Identity of the birds. Tho coops were there as a proof of it, Then the two ottered to pay a dollar each for the turkeys, but Uezeklab would havo none of their money. He would have the law on them and teach such know nothings a lesson about killing other peoplo's turkeys, finally ho reluctant ly consonted to take $5 each for tho birds and say no more about It, Tho two sports went back to town, not to warn others of the danger, but to boast of their prowess. True, they had paid well for their sport, but It was not their place to publish such a thing. Besides, there were some other fellows In town that they would like to see taken In. Next day Hezeklah was kept busy holding up the unsuspecting crack shots from town. Each man paid his hush money and went home a poorer but a more enlightened hunter. Every day the flock got thinner and thinner, and tho old sock In Ilezeklah's shanty grew more corpulent according ly. Before tho week was over tho rem nants of the flock hovered so close to the shanty that even a city hunter would not think of calling them wild. Hczoklau now thinks that there Is nothing on earth that will beat turkeys for making money, nnd this year his Thanksgiving will be one of unadulter ated gratitude. If all young women could have the right sort of motherly advice much of the unhappiness of the world would be avoided. There are two troubles in the way. 1 ue gins nesiiaie 10 consult me mothers and the mothers really know only a little more than ttie gins, uouu el of the best sort is at the command of ev ery woman and it she will promptly avail herself of it she will soon be re lieved of her troubles. Thousands of women, every year, write to Dr. R. V. Pierce telling their symptoms and asking his advice, which is freely given without cost. For over thirty years Dr. Pierce has been and is to-day chief consulting phy sician of the great Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo, N. Y. He is a specialist in the diseases of women and his " Favorite Prescription " has had the greatest sale of all medicines ever devised for the cure of the troubles peculiarly feminine. Every letter addressed to Dr. Pierce is held sacredly confidential and has the most careful attention. No testimonial letter is ever published until the written consent of its author has been given. Mrs. Mary E. Lewis, of Tanner. Gilmer Co., VT Va., writes: " For fifteen years I suffered an. told misery. I had given up all hope of ever jetting well. 1 could not lie down to sleep, and everythlnfr I ate would almost cramp me to death. Was very nervous and could hardly walk across the room. 1 only weighed ninety pounds when I commenced talcing these medicines; I now weigh one hundred and forty pounds and am having better health than ever before. I have taken the 'Favorite PretcrlpUou,' the 'Golden Medical Discovery,' and the Pellets.' 1 taice great pleasure iu recommending your medicines to the slclc for I know that If It had net been for them 1 would not bare been living to-day. I am very thankful to Cod, who put the great power in your medicines that cured me." HAIRY GROWTH f7 at urAmen' fii-am n m Va beauty and destroys l.r good nature. It unfit her for (ociety and injure her health by wommentovcrhti misfortune. Depilatme Ii a harmless liquid warrant ed to be free from acta, cau- lira nr nniutn .htJ, will move lupcrAuous hair from the lace or body In three minutes without tbe alitblcal p.un, injurv or Inconvenience, ily occasional ap jh, jiioiu the hale folliclca are permanently eradicet H Iry it and you will be pleased with results. Highly endorsed by the "United States Health Reports. Sent securely sealed In pUIn case for $1.00. All correspondence in charge of ladies and ctry letter treated as sacredly confidential Send your order now. No matter uhat other remedy you may have tried if you are dissatisfied it is evident you have not used Oepllatlne. My boolc-let "Aids to Ileauty" containing a list or my uneicelled toilet creams and other hyrienlc completion preparations mailed free. Write! 1YIME. LOUR1NE, S3 DVANE STREET, NEW YORH Trial bottle good for two applications postpaid ou receipt ot 10 cents in statu pa. sent II 1 s-.N Acts gently on the dneys. Liver and Bowels Cleanses the ystem el EFFECTUALLY, overcomes L-ru 1 -o BUT THE GENUINE " MSN'f O 67 (aui?rniaITgi.Syrvp. roa vueTsttcaawMia, mt toa mtsmt. ROFESSIONAL CARDS. v. M. BURKE ATTORNEY-aT-LAW. Offlce Eaan bulldlnr. corcer of Main an Centre streets, Bhenandoah. J CLAUDE BltOWM, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Omcet Cor. Centre and White streets, ne o Justice Toomey'e ofilee. Q OUUIII.Iili, M. 1)., PHYSICIAN AND SURdEON. No. SO East Lloyd Street. Ofilca hnlins A tn 0 m m , I ay. m 7to8p.ro. ' pnOF. JOHN JONES, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Lock Box 63, Mahanoy City, Pa TT , ... ""uk biu uuuer some or ine oe nasten lp London and Paris, will give Iwor .u UUiuuuiiu. Kunarana vocal cnnur. Terms reasonable. Address In care of Plrnn" .... (uwmrrr niiruanuiuin Lauer's Reading Beer and Porter Brewers of the finest and purest .... These products are seldom equalled and never surpassed. Also bottlers of all Carbonated Beverages. Private families desirincr orders filled cau have them promptly by calling on Christ. Schmidt, Agent and Bottler, 203 W. Coal Street SHENANDOAH, . A A. EVAN J. DAVIES, Livery and Undertaking. No. 13 North Jardin St. SOLOMON HAAK Agent for the Famous BERGNER & ENGEL Phila. Stock Ale, SDarklintr Still Amber Ale, Bottled Pale Ale, B-.own Stout, Half and Half, Beer ctnd Porter. L0RENZ SCHMIDT'S Mt. Carbon Beer ON TAP At all its customers to-day. Solomon Haak's, 116 South Main Street, Will receive prompt attention. i VI
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