The Eminent Kidney
A THANKSGIVING PICNIC.
Continued from Second Patre.1
TlinnkBRlvln tUntlur wliloli Sirs. I.n
tour willed n "pnrtle carrcc" nnil MM
dlotoii a "bully old ThnnkuRlvliiB pU
nlo." The tnlilo wns unruly lnrgi
enough to hold four plates. Mrs. I,n
tour's dressing mirror reflected turkey,
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and Bladder Specialist.
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NESS VENTURE !H TURKEYS.
BY MARTIN JOHNSON.
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The Discoverer of Swamp-Root t Work in
Els laboratory.
There Is a dlseass prevailing In Ihls
country meat dangerous because so decep
tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by
It heart disease, pneumonia, heart failure
or apoplexy are often the result of kidney
disease. If kidney trouble Is allowed to ad
vance the kidney-poisoned blood will attack
the vital organs, or the kidneys themselves
break dovn and waste away cell by cell.
Then the richness of the blood the albumen
leaks out and the sufferer has Brlght's
Disease, the worst form of kidney trouble.
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis
covery Is the true specific for kidney, bladder
and urinary troubles. It has cured thousands
of apparently hopeless cases, after all other
efforts have failed. At druggists In fifty-cent
and dollar sizes. A sample bottle sent free
by mall, also a book telling about Swamp
Root and Its wonderful cures. Address
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. and
mention this paper.
NERVBTA FILLS
Restores Vitality, Lost Vigor and Alanliood.
Cures Impotency, Ni cht Emissions and
wasting diseases, all effect of self-
i abuse, or excess ana indls-
l ir-rf tnv. A nrvn fnnln mill
Ms3Pfiblood builder. Brings the
f pinic glow 10 paie tueeits unu
restores the tire of youth.
KttVWHv mull flDn nor hrvr. ft hnvpJ
lor 5-.ou; wmi a written guaran
tee to euro or refund the money.
Send for circular. Address,
NERVITA MEDICAL CO.
Clinton & Jackson Sts.f CHICAGO, ILL.
Bold at Kirlln's drug store. Shenandoah, I'n.
HUMPHREY
Witch Hazel Oil
THE PILE OINTMENT.
One Application Gives Relief,
It cures Piles or Hemorrhoids External Or Inter
nal, Blind or Bleeding, Itching or Burning, Fissures
and Fistulas. Relief Immediate cure certain.
It cures Burns, Scalds and Ulcerations and Con
tractions from Burns. Tho Relief Instant healing
wonderful. g
It cures Torn, Cut or Lacerated Wounds and
Bruises.
It cures Bolls, Carbuncles, Felons, " Itunrounds,"
Ulcers, Old Sores, Itching Eruptions, Scurfy or
Scald Head.
It cures Inflamed or Caked Breasts and Sore
Nipples. Invaluable.
It cures Salt Rheum, Tetters, Scurfy Eruptions,
Chapped Hands, Fever Blisters, Soro Lips or
Nostrils. Corns, Bunions, Soro and Chafed Feet,
Sttnga of Insects, Mosquito Bites and Sunburns.
Three Sizes, 25c, 50c. and $1.00
Sold by Druggists, or sent pre-paid on receipt of price.
HUMPHREYS' MED. CO.,
Cor. William & John Sis., JEW YORK.
ennsylvania
RAILROAD
8 CHUT KILL, DIVISION
Novkmbku 19,1899.
Trains will leavo Shenandoah after the booto
date for Wlfigan, Gllberton, Frackvllle Dp I
Water, St. Clair, Pottsvllle. Hamburg, I toad I m ,
I'ottatown, Phoenlivlllo. Korrlstown a-.d PHI.
aitlphla (Broad Btreet station) at 6 20 and 80S
a. to , 3 10, 6 la p m. on week days. Sundays
8 03o. m., 4 20 p. m.
Trains leave Frackvllle for Suenando'. at
7 41, 11 13 a. m. and S 06, 7 86 v . Bundav
11 01 a. in. and 8 86 p. n.
Leave Pottsvlllo for Shenandoah (via FracV
vllle) 715, 11 20 a. m., 610, 715 p.m. Sundaj
1083 a. m., S 10 p. ra.
Leave Philadelphia, (Broad street station), 1 o
Shenandoah at 8 85 a. m 4 10 p. m. week days
Sundays leave at 6 50 and 0 28 a. m.
Leave Philadelphia (Broad street station) foi
Fottsvlllo, S 50, 8 S3 Iparlor carl, 10 19 n. m 1 SO,
4 10 Iparlor car, 7 83 p. m. weekdays. Sundays,
6 50, 9 23 a. m. una 602 p m.
Leave Broad Streot Station, Philadelphia,
FOR NEW YOEK.
Ezaress-Week-days.8 20,4 03,4 40, S 00,5 18,6 50,
7 88, 8 23, 9 05, 9 fiO, (10 21, dining car), 11 00, 11 43
a ni, 13 00 noon, 12 83. ( Limited 1 00 and 4 22 p ni,
dining cars), 1 4 (2 80, dining car), 3 20, U50,
02, 6 00, S 60, (dining car), 600, 7 02, 810,
(dining car), 10 00 p. m., 12 02, night. Sundays,
8 20,4 03, I 40 5 00, 5 18 8 25, 9 50, (10 21, dining
car), 10 43, 11 43 a ni, 12 03, (dining car), 12 85, 2 80,
(dining car), 4 02, (Limited 4 22 dining car),
6 20,556, dining car, 6 83, 7 02, 810, Idiulng
car, 1000 p. m., 1202 night.
For Boston without change, II Ola m. week
days, and 810p. m., dally.
For Sea Girt, Anbury Park, Ocean Grove,
Long Branch, and intermediate stations, 8 23,
11 10 a m, 8 80, 4 02 p m weekdays.
WASHINGTON AND THE SOOTH.
For Baltimore and Washington, 8 50. 7 20, 8 9!,
10 SO, 11 23, 1183, a. ra, 12 S6 dining car 118,
dining carl, 812. 4 41, 5 23 Congressional
Limited dining car, 6 03, 6 20. 655, dining carl,
17 81 dining car, p m., and 12 20 night week
days. Sundays S 50, 7 20, 9 12, 11 23, a. m., 1209.
112, dining car, 812, 4 41, 320 Congressional
Limited dining car, 6 05 6 65 dining car, 7 II
dining carl, p. m.,aud 12 20 night.
For Baltimore, accommodation, 9 11 a m, 1 62
and 4 01 p m week days, 6 08 and 11 16 p ra dally
WEST JERSEY & SEASHORE R. R.
FOR ATLANTIC CITY.
Leave Broad street station via Delaware river
bridge Express, 9 40 a m, 7 03 p m weekdays.
Sunday,920um 703pm,
Leave Market Street Wart Express i 06 a m,
3 00,4 00, BOO p m weekdays. Sundays, 9 03,
10 00 s m (accommodation 4 to and 5 00 p m.
For Cape May. Anglesea, Wlldwood and
Holly Bench, Sen Isle City, Avnlon, mid Stono
Harbor Express 900 a m, 4 00 p m week days
Sundays, 9 00 am.
For Bomers Point Express, 9 00 a in., 100,
4 00, SCO, p. m. week days Sundays, 9 00 and
10 00 a. in.
For tickets and other Information apply to
ticket agent
Tt T TTnwnraMa T t DTMn
Qan'l Manarer,
Hn'l Va.Ve'r As!
A box of our
srecinL rpniLi brew
is an exhilarating
stimulant during
the hot summer
months.
Dollvored at your homo.
Columbia Brewing Company
To WENT Good Ideas
ma; be secured by
our aid. Address,
THE PATENT RECORD,
Rsltlmnr Met
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Tit It TWO WERK VIOLENTLY PAIITKO.
lmm nnd n pudding nnd her writing
desk nnd mantelshelf groaned under
celery, caullllower. cups, saucers, nuts,
coffeepots and milk pitchers.
And when the feast had reached the
dessert stage Mrs. Latour blandly
spoke:
"I would not wound tho nntlonal
susceptibilities of our friends. But
may 1 propose the toast of 'Annexa
tion?' "
"Well," said Fraser, "we Canadians
want protection for our native prod
ucts, and you Yankees seem disposed
to give It. Isn't that so, Mr. Middle
ton? But how do you menu 'annexa
tion, Mrs. Latour wholesale or piece
meal?" Lillian told Ronald he was talking a
great deal of nonsense.
"Little girlie," ho srfld, "you don't un
derstand these things."
But she did understand, and under
stands them still better now. She has
been annexed since that memorable
Thanksgiving, much to the joy of Mrs.
Flanagan. Mrs. Latour and, not least,
if Mr, Mlddlctou.
Robbed the Grave p "
A startling Incident of which Mr. John
Oliver of Philadelphia, was the subject, is
narrated by him as fellows : "I was in a most
dreadful condition. My skin was almost
yellow, eyes sunken, tongue coated, pain
continually in back and sides, no appetite
craduallv crowine weaker day bv day.
Three physicians had given mo up. Fortun
ately, a friend advised trying 'Electric
Hitters,' and to my great joy and surprise,
tho first bottlo made a decided improvement.
I continued their use for three weeks, and
am now a well man. I know they saved my
HIT, ivlt,iil iiin nrravA nf annlliArvli,41m
No ono should fail to try them, Only 50
cents per bottle at A. Wasley's drug store.
The trouble with most of us Is that
we throw musty old crusts on the wa
t!r and expect frosted cake In returu.
- Atchlsou Globe.
How's This
We odcr One Hundred Dollars Iteward for
any case of Catarrh that can not be cured hy
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY & CO, Props., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F, J. Cheney
for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable In all business transactions and fin
ancially able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West & Tbaux, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O
Waldino, Kjnnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
The mother's heart Is the chlld'n
schoolroom. Any feeling that takes a
man away from his home Is a traitor
to the household. Weekly Bouquet
Do You Enow
Consumption Is proventablo? Science has
proven that, and also that neglect la suicidal.
The worst cold or cough can ho cured with
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Care. Sold
on positive guarantee for over fifty years.
Sold by P. I). Klrlin on a guaranta e.
The best tlilug to be doue when evil
comes upon us Is not to resort to lam
entation, but to act; not to sit and
Buffer, but to rlso nnd seek the remedy.
Drink Grain-0
after you have concluded that you ought not to
drink coffee. It is not a medicine but doctors
order it, because it is healthful, Invigorating
and appetizing. It is made from pure grains
and has that rich seal brown color and tastes
like the finest grades of coffee and costs about
M as much. Children like It and thrive on it
because it it a genuine food drink containing
nothing but nourishment. Ask your grocer
or Grain-O, the new fooddrink I5 and 25c.
Dork Groivlnn; Vnkrr,
Experts agree that the life of n dog
Is shortened by close breeding and ex
hibition and that we nre gradually
raising dogs that will not bo so long
lved as the semlwlld mongrel types.
On Every Bottle
Of Shiloh's Consumption Cure Is this guar
antce : "All wo ask of you is to use two-
thirds of the contents of this bottle faith
fully, then If you can say you are not
benefited return the bottle to yonr druggist
and he may rofnnd the price paid." Price
25 cts. 60 cts. and f 1.00, Sold by P. D.
Kirlln on a guarantee
Spell This.
Some of you who think you are well
up In spelling just to try to spell tho
words In this little sentenco;
"It Is ngrccnble.-io witness the un
paralleled ecstasy of two harassed ped
dlers endeavoring to gauge the symme
try of two peeled pears."
Head It over to your friends and see
how many of them can spell every
word correctly. The sentence contains
many of tho real puzzlers of the spell
ing book.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Slcnaturi of
.AH'efablcPrcparationror As
similating thcToodatuMcgula
ling ihc Stomachs nndDowcls of
Promotes Digcsllon,Ckcrful
ncssandRcst.Conlalns neither
Opium.Morphirte norMncral.
Not Narcotic.
Ktcvtofrnda-SAMVELFWOIStt
JinpXin SreJ'
,tlx.Srnna
SttA
Jrjnnint -
flmhtd Siignr .
ItMrprM" nam,
Apcrfccl Remedy forConsllpa
lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca,
and LOSS OF SLEEP.
Tac Simile Signature of
NEW "YORK.
EXACT COPy OF WRAPPEB.
A FAIR FACE A: AY PROVE A FOUL BAR
GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES
BomfttitxissneedBarell&ble, monthly, regulating medicine. Only harmUcs ft&d
tho purest drugs should boused. If you want th best, get
Be. P&aS's Peiniroal Pills
Ther are prompt, sits and certain In result. The tttaitce (Dr. Fral's) niyer dUap
'nolut. Saut anywhere. fl.M. Addreu Pntt, Mimciaa C., Clertlini, O.
F-OR SALE AX KIRUN DRUG STORE.
SJMi TBI AND
Tho great remedy for nervous prostration and all diseases of tbe generative
organs ot either sex, such as Nervous Prostration. Fallinc or Lost Manhood,
Impotency, Nightly Emissions, Youthful Errors, Mental worry, excessive use
of Tobacco or Opium, which lead to Consumption and Insanity. With every
US order wo guarantee to cure or refund the money. Sold at $1.00 per box,
C boxos for $5.00. JUIC. MOPl'S CIIIi.HCAl, CO., Cleveland, Ohio.
. For Sale by R. W. Houck.
AFTER
Coming Events.
Nov. 20. Grand lull and fair in Robbing'
opera hoube for the benefit of the Slavish
congregation.
Dec. 18. Grand entertainment, "The Star
of Bethlehem," at tho Primitive Methodist
church.
r
loonsull If Tou auffer from Prlralo
I Dlteuo A Kxocmci. J'roK U. I. Til EEL,
l 111. I., CO I .North Mllh bU, I-hlladel.
JS7)pblo. I'm., Ktvea a Ouuaoiec la crerj tm
kA Vtrlaocele & Stricture aa auttiDKl. Lost Vlcor
(k Health Riujrcd. Parta tnlarrvd. l!ocra:9-o.
a 6 V, mid.9-1!. floors for loaf Blasdloc aod dangerous
a (in it IUS1UI3U. ,'r.an r . p . onraa4 uiuana
1 rbr BwvTU testimonials and Book. All fraula exposed.
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If we can sell von
one ac. package oil
c n is admixture
we'll be satisfied.
You'll buy more
for it Trill touch
the spot. Grocers
have SEEHJQ'S.
I added
aofSeel-
Ut to ordinary
fcoflea knows a
i KTstnd drink that
in 111 Jjleaie her husband.
LAD81ES DO YOU KNOW
DR. FELIX LE BRUM'S
Steel Pennyroyal Treatment
is the original and only FRENCH
smf a nml rnllnhlA rnrn an the mnr.
kct. 1'ilce, $1.00: sent by mail.
Genuine Bold only py
Kirlln's drug store.
Ilk Clllifslera Etlllsh Diamond llrmnl.
ENNYROYAL PILLS
iT.'v t)rl-slnlndtnlyGiulne. A
TftiS. suirc. alvKTi riM. ld(c X EL
Un-lglil tot ('Akk'.Urt Sooiitk Vl-fl
nondBrarrf lu ltrd tud Gold m.tmllloVV
biu, it.ltJ with blM HWn. Take VSy
DOOlhriN Btfuit danaircHg fud(in V
tiotu and imitation. At Otuiti, or ml 4
la ituspi Cor Btrtlealavrt, tettimoaiit b4
ltiur for l.ftHet."mIrtVr. lj rtiwwm
rihllaMtknl(-itUa..M nil I torn HuiittrAa
PRABOWSKY HOTEL,
M. GRAB0WSKY, Prop.
S10 N. Ceutre St.. Pottsvllle, Pa.
Fine old Whiskeys, Olna and Wines, at the ba
A choice line ot Clears aud Tenijifr
ance Drluks.
Aoconunodatlon tor Iravelsrs.
Mealiat all hoori
USING.
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at?. ( r Vvl
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Ad
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
DECORATIVE
ART 3
lias Achieved Its greatest triumphs In "our
artistic nnd handsome stock of wall papers.
All the latest designs and fashionable shades
nnd colorings nre embodied tn our superb
stock of art wall papers We have them from
$1.00 per roll for high art decorations to 0
cents per roll for bedroom, parlor, hnll or
dining room papers.
All Artistic 1
All Pretty I
224 West Centre St.
Shenandoah.
VITALITY
DIl. MOOT'O
Tell Your Sister
A beautiful complexion is an impossibility
without good puro blood, the sort that only
exists in connection with tbe good digestion;
a healthy liver and bowels. Karl's Clover
Boot Tea acts directly on the bowels, liver
and kidneys keeping them in perfect health.
Price 23 eta. nnd 50 cts. Sold by P. D. Kirlln
on a guarantee.
LEHIGH VALLEY
RAILROAD.
IN EFFECT NOV. 10, 1899.
Passenger trains leave Shenandoah for Penn
Haven Junction, Mauclj Chunk, Lehigliton,
Blatlnirton. White Hall. Catasauoua. Alleittown.
Ik-thlehem, Kaston New York and Philadelphia
at 5 20, 7 46 n. in , 12 S3 and S 17 p. in.
For Wtlkcsbnrro, White Haven and Plttstoe,
o u, tv u, iu., id uik mm oil p, in.
For Laceyville, Towanda, Sayre, Waverly
Elmlro, liochester; lluflalo, Niagara Falls
Auburn, .Syracuse, Ithaca, Geneva aud the
Went, 10 10 a. lu., 12 52 nnd S 17 p. m.
For Belvltlere, Delaware Water Gap anr1
Stroudsburfr, 5 20 a. m., S 17 p. tn.
For Lambertvllle and Trenton, 7 4a a. m.
For .leaiiesvllle, Leviston and Beaver Meadov
5 20 a. m., 12 52 p. in.
For McAdoo. Audenrled. Hazlcton. fltnokin
and Lumber Yard, S 20, 7 46, 10 10 a.m., 12 52 And
S 17 it. m.
ForJeddo, Drlfton and Freeland, 8 20, 1010
, in., o it p. iu.
For Scranton, 5 20, 10 10 a. m., B 17 p. m.
For Ist Creek, UlrardvUle, and Ashland, 4 00,
and 7 27 d. m.
For Haven Hun, Centralis, Mount Carmel and
Blmmokln, 10 49 a. lu., 1 42, 6 07, 9 23 p. m.
For Malianoy City, Park Place and Delano,
3 m. i io. iu iv u. iu.. nnu is iu. o H u, m.
For Yatesvllle. B 20. 10 10 a. m.
Trains will leave Hhamokln at 6 33. 9 20 a. tn.,
1139 and 4 20 p. in., and arrive ut Hhtnandoab
at 7 in, iu iu a. tn., u 02, 0 it p. m.
T ,al,nnnnnat. tnw 1..t . .111 - a r.t.l
a.u uub(...uvHU .v. w.U3,,o, .J VIBir,
New Castle, Morea aud New Hoston, 7 46 and
iu iu a. m , la oa nnu 1, 11. in.
Leave Pottsvllle tor Shenandoah, 9 45 a.m.
12 80. 003. 8 13 1). m.
Leave Hazlcton tor Shenandoah, 9 S3 a. ui.,
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Trains leave for Raven Hun. Centralis. Sit
Camiel and Shamokln, 10 46 a. m., 7 21 p, ru., Q
Trains leave Shamokln for Shenandoah at
a 011 a. m., nnu 0 so p. m.
Leave Shenandoah for Yatesvtlle, Mabanoa
City, Park Place, Delano, McAdoo, Audenrled
Hatleton, Stockton, Lumber Yard, Wcatlicrli
and ilaucb chunk, 9 43 a m., and 0 82 p. m-
For Lehlghton, Hlullngton, Catosauqua, Whltt
tan, uopiay, Aiiemown, ivaslon ana 1'hllllpt
burg, 9 43 a. tn., and 6 82 11. m.
For New York Philadelphia, 9 43 a. m.
Leave Hazlelon for ?benandoah, 9 30, a, m.
and 6 95 p. in.
UOLLIN U. WILBUR, aenl.Supt.,
New York.
M. B. CUTTER, Supt. Transportation,
South Bethlehem. Pa.
CHARLES 8. LKE, Genl. Pass. Atrt.,
SO Cortlaudt Street, New York.
A. W. NONNKMACHER, Dlv. P. A.,
BouthBethlebem.Pa,
TMC CCNTAUII OOMNNT. NtW VOBK CITY.
COPYRIGHT, 1889, BY
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lleV-vklnli Slmrp Is In every senile or
the word the unique clinrncter In Hnt
Tilbury township. He Id n recluse In
some wnj K. nnd yet lie ennnot lie iiroj)
crly called one, for he does not slum
the coiiiiiuiloiislili of liln fellows, nor
does ho condemn the various conven
tions of society which they nro neeuii-
toiued to ob
serve, lie cele
rities every hol
iday with ns
much fervor as
any of Ids neigh
bors ntnl looks
forward to
TlniiikBtfl vIhk
day ns eagerly
as nny school
boy In the coun
tryside. He lives
In a little slinuty
near that belt
of timber land
HE NOItSED 1IIKM CAIIK-kilOWIl UB tllO
fully. Ten Mile woods
and makes a comfortable living by per
sistent hunting nnd desultory farming
and poultry raising. He lives quite
alone nnd nlwnys enjoys his Thanks
giving dinners lu the same company.
Last spring be went Into turkey rais
ing on rather a largo scale considering
the limitations of bis farm. The chicks
gave him no end of trouble, but be
nursed them carefully through the
"pip" stage nnd other Ills that young
turkeys are heir to and succeeded in
bringing through a comparatively large
flock that suggested many future
Thanksgivings.
But the proximity of the woods set
tba primeval blood trncllntr tn the
young chicks' veins, nnd they yearned
for tbe liberty of bygone days tbe
days when their untamed progenitors 1
wandered at will through tho woods
with a future that held not the slight- '
est bint of Thnnksglvings. In less than 1
a week their wild nature had asserted
Itself, and the whole flock forsook the
quiet of the farmyard for the liberty of
tbe Ten Mile woods. It was "a rever- 1
slon to type" that would have delight
ed Darwin and wns not so very sur
prising In view of tbe fact that It Is but
a comparatively
short time since
turkeys wore'
first domesticat
ed. I
Tho reversion
was In no way 1
a delight to Ilez- 1
eklab, however,
and be did not
hesitate to say
what bethought
of turkeys In
general. The In
gratitude of tho
creatures hurt
blm even more
made tub fukest re-than the loss of
VKiiBEnATK. them. To think
that for months he had coaxed and
coddled and spoon fed them until they '
were able to do for themselves and .
then they had turned from blm like
this! It wns too much.
nowever, he determined to keep an
eye on them, and, although they were
ns wild as hnwks, ue managed to catch
a glimpse of them every few days. All
hopo of domesticating them was goue;
but, at nny rate, they would be excel
lent sport for the fall shooting, and ha
could sell them In the county town at a
higher price than tho tame birds.
The recreant flock, not knowing tbe
designs that were harbored against
them, grew plump and fat on this wild
life, and "many a time and oft" did
Hezoklab hear their exultant gobble,
gobble, coining from the depths of the
woods. One day, while listening to
their cries of defiance, It dawned upon
him that the ammunition be would
have to buy before he could place his
birds on the
market would
eat Into the
profits, so he de
cided that some
one else would
have to put up
the expenses,
and as he was a
man of some re
sources he soon
bit upon a
scheme for ac
complishing his
purpose.
There was a
crowd of dudes gnoT that was just as
In the county ooon.
town about ID miles off who considered
themselves knowing hunters, and he
would work a little game to havo them
shoot bis turkeys and then pay him
well for doing It.
lie began operations tho third week
beforo Thanksgiving by spending four
or Ave days bunting In the part of the
woods remotest from his shanty. Ev
ery day be made the forest reverber
ate to tho reports of bis double barrel-
I 1 1 1 PU BllOIgUU. XUB
"O JCT I neighbors no
, fh,. tlced Ilezekiah
wns doing 11
good deal ot
shooting, but as
be never at any
time gave any
account of big
kills and bad
told no one ot
his scheme noth
ing was suspect
ed. If the truth
were told, Iloze-
coNSKKTKDioTAKKFiVKklah neither
dollars each. billed nor in
tended to kill an vt bine that week. The
That Throuhln Headache
Would quickly leave you, if you used Dr.
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only rent It of all Ills bluster and noise
was that the turkeys shunned the far
side of the woods aud began to hnbl
tate that part nearest to bis shanty.
Hut this was Just what Ilezekiah
wanted.
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the county towu and, going Into the
leading gunsmith's, asked for a couple
of pounds of turkey shot,
"Why. that's something we're never
asked for. any more," said the gun
smith In surprise. "Whnt are you go
lug to do with It, Mr. Shnrp?"
"Oh," replied Ilezokluh lu n careless
sort of way. "there's a flock of wild
turkeys drifted Into theTenMHe woods,
nud, aa they've been coming round
rather close to my shanty lately, I
think 111 knock a few of them off."
Ueneklab got some shot that was
"Just as good" nnd returned home to
await developments.
The following Monday morning he
got up early, concealed himself In tho
woods and waited. It was not long
till he heard a couple of shots close to
where he knew the Hock was feeding,
lie rushed over to the spot, gun lu
hand, and came upon two of tho dude
sportsmen Joyfully comparing a couple
of line birds. He nnerlly nccused them
of shooting his fowls, and threatened
to hnve them nrrestcd.
"Itut," protested the two, "they're
wild. Wo shot them In the woods."
"Shot them In the woods, did you?"
yelled Hezeklnb. "You're a smart set,
ain't you? Come over bore, and I'll
show you tbe coops I raised them In."
There was nothing else to do. They
went to the Bhnuty, Hezeklnb fuming
all the way and vowing what ho would
do. There was no longer any doubt
about the Identity of the birds. Tho
coops were there as a proof of it, Then
the two ottered to pay a dollar each for
the turkeys, but Uezeklab would havo
none of their money. He would have
the law on them and teach such know
nothings a lesson about killing other
peoplo's turkeys, finally ho reluctant
ly consonted to take $5 each for tho
birds and say no more about It,
Tho two sports went back to town,
not to warn others of the danger, but
to boast of their prowess. True, they
had paid well for their sport, but It
was not their place to publish such a
thing. Besides, there were some other
fellows In town that they would like
to see taken In.
Next day Hezeklah was kept busy
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Every day the flock got thinner and
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