THESE ARE GOAKS■ j 1 An infant is the primer of humanity bound in more rocker. Not the income but the outcome j causes the racket in married life, says f the New Orleans Picayune. ; 1 People who have to pay plumbing j bills would like to know if the plumb- , I er's assistant is a "legal tender." I ' Msud (an aristocratic child): "How ! j pretty and clever you are, mother! I'm so glad you married into our fam- ' My" j The mule puzzle—Draw a circle tif- ] teen feet in diameter, place a mule in , centre, and walk around him with out getting out of the circle. The New Haven -Register is inti mately acquainted with "a man who i changes from winter to spring clothing j by simply ripping off the tay sole of his boot." A Leadville man who was seen com ing out of a gin mill at 10 p. m., felt terably ashamed of it. No Leadvill ian thinks it proper to leave such a "place before midnight. Five hundred dollars reward is of fered for the return of a dog to Miss Irene Lynch, of New York. Miss Lynch appears to be the most opulent Irish sufferer of the season "l nominate Mr. Hayes. Having traveled with the gentleman through the Great Western Circuit (during which trip I twice beat 2:15), I can testify to his great popularity."—Ra rus. A hen's brain isn't very large, but it is large enough to comprehend the fact that she never was the mother of an Easter egg, and that if she was it would not hatch painted chickens. A famous fibber told an extraordi nary story, which, strange enough, chanced to be true. "It is so extraor dinary," said a listner, "that if I did not know it to be true I should believe it to be false." "Ah," said the narra tor, "if it had been false I should have toMit in ft much more truthful manner than I did."— Paris Wit. A woman in New York accidentally went to church with two bonnets on her head—one stuck inside the other— and the other women in the congrega tion almost died of envy. They thought it was a new kind of bonnet, and too sweet for anything.— New Or leans Picayune. "You get up all kinds of brick here, don't you?" inquired a man at one of our leading brickyards. "Yes, about aIR What do you want?" The man edged toward the front of the yard as he replied, "Cambricks would do," and then cambricks at his head in every direction as he took to flight. Female printers plop the question to the .male typos by simply handing then! an interrogation point (?). If the latter intend to embrace the opportu nity and accept, they return a brace thus but if they wish to decline and dash the cup of happiness from the fair one's lips, they hand over a —. —* New Orleans Picayune. finiat need it there to worry and fret, And vainly try more trouble to borrow, When we know that after the sun has set To-day will be yesterday to-morrow. —Bolton Transcript. But if there', a note that's due you bet, You'd better remember it while you may; For it', important you shouldn't forget To-day was to-morrow yesterday. —American Quern. *<MT son," said a doting father, who was about taking his son into business, "what shall be the style of the new firm?" "Well, governor," said the one and-twenty youth, looking up into the heavens to find an answer. "I don't luow—bat suppose we have it John H; Samplin & Father." The old gen tleman was struck with the originality of the idea, but didn't adopt it. The following is the way the news papers in the mining regions talk to their readers: ,"A man at Dutch Flat picked up a rock, the other day, to throw at a cow. The weight of it attracted his atten tion, and on examination it was found to contain over a hundred dollars in gold." MI will bet $10," the commercial traveler shoated, with rising temper, "that I did it this morning in twenty minutes." "I don't doubt that," the fat passenger replied, sadly, "but I will bet you S2O that nobody saw you do it." And did it ever occur to you, dear reader, that that is the way the puazle usually has been solved?— H&wlceye. A Southern scientist says: "If the earth were struck out of existence the moon would still go on around the sun as though the ques tion about its motion had not been raised." We hope no doubting person will strike the earth out of existence in order to ascertain the truth of the sci entist's assertion. We are willing to tafh his word for it.— Norristown Herald. The Declaration of Independence was written by one of the greatest men the world ever produced ; it will be re garded with love and reverence as loag as one American heart continues to teat; but offer a youthful American his choice between reading it and pe rusing an account of the adventures of "War Whoop Dave. The Howling Fear of the West," and nine time out of ten, he'll choose the latter.— Boston Post. A Lancaster young lady playfully threw her arm around the waist of a lady friend, and a pair of scissors hang ing therefrom severed an artery in her arm and she nearly bled to death. This accident should teach young ladies that throwing arms around the female waist is a dangerous piece of business that should be performed solely by the male sex. The latter are strong and brave, and don't mind having an arte ry severed now and then for the good of the cause.— Norristown Herald. Oay was the heart of Clarence Eugene, lie had many wives—some fat anu some lean ; And, after the way of a good Mormon brother, He scaroe had one when ne'd Mary Ann other. Hi. look, were innocent and demure, And he thought that he was quite secure ; But now, in the prison cell's gloom and shade, He know, how bigamist-ake he made. —Detroit Free. Press. A "poor good-looking girl on the West Side, having married an old man whose wealth was only exceeded by the redness of his nose, was the victim of a cruel pun the other evening. She bad asked the old man for SSOO with which to buy a spring bat, and, on his making some excuse for not producing the amount, began to weep large, salt tears. "Bawling won't do any good," he said, with a brutal smile. "This is ndt the first financial cry, sis, that I have passed through."— Chicago Tri bune. GLADSTONE ON THE GLAL\ STONES. WHAT THE PREMIER THINKS OF HIS TWO RISING SONS. From his recent Speech at Hawarden. Taking the case of these three mem bers of the family together, I find in a newspaper this moruing another case of three members of a family (hear, hear), and I find it had been made the subject of a very clever epigram, which I will read to you. It refers to the family of Allsopp (laughter), well known as great producers of the valu able commodity termed beer. (Laugh ter.) They have not been altogether fortunate in the elections, and the la.-4 of them is an opponent of my eldest son in East Worcestershire, which gives me a particular interest in these verses (laughter) : There were three jolly Allsopps, Who sailed forth to woo ; _ One came to grief at Droitwich — Then there were two. Two jolly Allsoppe, Still for Parliament did run; Hut Stafford declined Charlie — Then there was one. But one jolly Allsopp Would yet keep up the run; When East Worcester's settled liiin Then there'll he none. (Roars of laughter.) I cannot make verses on the spur of the moment, but I should be tempted to try it if I had a minute or two more. (Laughter.) Against these three jolly Allsopps I will set three Gladstones. They sal lied forth to woo, and one of them has been returned for the county of Mid- Lothian (loud cheers); that makes one upon the score. The second, who is now fighting gallantly in Worcester shire, will, I think, before long have disposed of the third All sop]). (Cheers.) That will make two, and I should not wonder if, before you are many months or weeks older, some thing or another should turn up which would make a place, and an honorable place, for the defeated candidate for Midddlesex (loud cheers), and then the Muse will favor us again; poetry will come out in our favor; for then there will be three. (Loud cheers.) VANDERBILTS NOTIONS. If a man like Mr. Yanderbilt ex changes, from speculative or other mo tives, an 8 per cent, stock for a 4 per cent, bond, there are thousands upon thousands of people who cannot afford to live on 4 per cent, upon their capi tal, and who will take up his 8 per cent, stock, even at the risk of some new job or dodge being introduced into the management of the property. He sold out his stock as a bobtail swell sells his old clothes before he goes to Paris to get a new equipment. Poor people gladly buy them and feel quite comfortable in them. The whole secret of the recent stock transactions of the /great untaxed" lies partly in his fear of being taxed some day, and partly in the aping mania which took possession of him during his recent visit to Europe. Since he breakfasted with Rosa Bonheur he has become crazy on the subject of art; and since he heard that the Rothschilds, the Foulds, and that class of people specu late only with one-half of their capital and keep the other half exclusively in vested in Government securities, he has thought it fashionable to adopt the same policy. But, rich as he is, he represents but an infinitesimal portion of the wealth of this country ; and as long as the development of the continent Jcontin ues, every railroad honestly built and honestly conducted must inevitably pay handsome dividends. The thou sands of emigrants weekly reaching these shores have to be transported, as also the product of their labor, and the forty odd million people working on the rich soil of this immense continent cannot help accumulating savings, which must, in their turn, seek good investments. Stock jobbing may cre ate breaks and panics in Wall street, but nobody except people gambling on small margins need lose anything by these jobbing schemes, whether they be conceived by Gould, Yanderbilt, or anybody else. THE PHILADELPHIA WOOL EXHIBITION. The International Exhibition of sheep wool and wool products, under the auspices of the Pennsylvania State Agricultural Society, will be held in the Permanent Exhibition Building, Fairmount Park, in September next. It is said by the officers of the society that the money realized at the fair held last year will enable them to offer un usual premiums for all class of stock and machinery. Replies to circulars and letters addressed to prominent stock growers throughout the country already indicate that the exhibits will be so numerous that it will be difficult to accommodate them all, unless the exhibits already in the building are packed close together. The aggregate of prizes to be offered is $40,000, in cluding $8,500 for cattle, $7,000 for horses (racing prohibited), sfi,soo for sheep, $5,000 for swine, $1,500 for poultry, $2,600 for the dairy, $4,000 for tools, implements, and machinery, $3,000 for State, county, club, and in dividual exhibits of farm, orchard, and garden products, and $4,000 for wool and wool products and other manufac tured goods. The sheep prizes are, for flocks $450 and $250, and for ram and five of his get, $250, S2OO, etc. No officers or members of the State So ciety will be appointed for service on the juries of a ward. TORY AND LIBERAL. A Tribune subscriber asks the favor of an explanation of the terms "Tory" and "Liberal" as applied to the polit ical parties in England. The word "Tory" was derived from a term ap plied as Roger North says, to "the most despicable savages among the wild Irish;'' and was first used in lf>79 during the struggle for the exclusion , of the Duke of York from the line of succession, the name being given to the followers of the Duke because he , favored the Irishmen. Johnson's def inition of a tory was this : "One who adheres to the ancient Constitution of : the State and the apostolical hierarchy of the Church of England." The word "Whig" is a contraction of "Whigga more," which in the South of Scotland i useil to denote a drover. In 1684, a i party of Covenanters attacked Edin \ burg, and after this "Whiggamore's • campaign" the word was taken up as , a term of reproach and applied to the ' opponents of the Court. Since the i passage of the Reform Measure of this [ I century the political successors of the - j two parties have been known as "Con- IBervatives" and "Liberals." Suiter Hitbtn: iiufclet:, j.ltt., HI ay 12, 1881. Prof. E. Hamilton's GREAT iW YORK CIRCUS Gold Band!! ISfß."fc3L^ir Tuesday, May 18th, ? 80. Triumphant Welcome. 33 Artists, Female 5 Riders, 3 ni~m»ihFo™»Sl». AH New. H» 20th Annual Tour. aitiats of tL- We value reputation above a few dol saved on salary. Every act and ar raeuti° ' n any of our publications 'sirn, 'no Peanut Men on the seats to an r\ - Prof. Hamilton will introduce his six e=a^? ?= * l e « l JLe trained horses, two of which will teater on yfr a plank, balancing 1 themselves, and will perform the dying horse trick. Over 100 jtt f? vi-f separate tricks performed by them. Mrs. Loveley, the Iron Jaw Lady, will 3\j\T \\4tf hold by her teeth, a cask containing forty \ r*J " two gallons of water, and will be drawn to & the dome of the canvass, carrying heavy weights with her by the teeth, having no equal. I) OORS OPEN at 1 and 7 P. M. ADMISSION 50 and 25 Cents. Beaver Saturday, May 15. Harmony. Monday, May 17. Butler, Tuesday, May 18. Millerstown, Wednesday, May 19. Petrolia, Thursday, May 2Q. GOOD DAY FOR GUDGEONS. I BANKS. ''Hi, sonny," said a keen-looking Chicago business man ; "what are you looking for ? Let me see that letter." "No, I can't let you have that let ter ; there's bonds in it." "Why, I 've been waiting for you this half hour to bring me those bonds I bought 'em of what's his name." Upon this the lad took out a big en velope marked "J. Smith Esq., pres ent;" in the upper corner, "$2500 U. S. 5 205," and in the lower eoriier ( "commission due, $5. Please remit by bearer." "That's all right, sonny," said the keen-looking business man, as he hauled out a scantily furnished purse, and gave the boy a live dollar bill and a quarter, and said : "There, sonny, that quarter is to re ward you for your cleverness and fidelity and putting the envelope in his breast pocket he walked leisurely round the corner. Not till lie had reached Union i'ark did he draw the precious envelope from his pocket and tear it open, lie then found that the envelope contained a copy of the Chi cago Times, which he could have pur chased at the office for five cents. "The lish are bitting very numer ously to-day," said "sonny," taking another big envelope from his pocket. NEW PUZZLE WITII WORDS. Students at the Institute of Tech nology have designed a rival to the Gem puzzle, which is beginning to ex cite considerable interest about town. Given two words of an equal number of letters, the problem is to change one letter at a time of the first so as to make a legitimate English word, con taining the alterations until the de sired result is attained. The conditions are that only one letter shall be altered to form each new word, and that none but words that can be found in Eng lish dictionaries shall lie used. Here are some examples of the changes : East to West —East, vast, vest, West. Boot to Shoe —Boot, soot, shot, Shoe. Dog to Cat —Dog, dig, iig, fit, fat, Cat. Millc to Hash —Milk, mile, male, mate, hate, hath, Hash. lioad to Rail —ltoad, rood, root, coot, coat, coal, coil, toil, tail, Hail. Soup to Fish —Soup, soul, foil, toil, foil, fowl, fool, foot, coot, cost, cast, fast, fist, Fish. The game is becoming quite popu lar in railroad officers, as well as in family circles and at firesides, and seems to furnish instruction with amusement. A TOWN LIGHTED BY ELECTRICITY. Wabash, I nd., boasts of being the first town to adopt the electric light for general illumination. A beginning was made March 31, with four Brush lamps of 3,000 candle power each suspended jon the flagstaff of the court house. A I seven horst-power generator supplies i the electricity. The contract called for 1 a light equal to a gas burner at a dis ; tance of 2,040 feet from the lamps. The tests were said to be satisfactory. Many visitors from adjoining towns I were present to witness the first trial of the uew method. TBID BSJTL.EII SAVINGS BANK II IT 'X- JLBII. PA. NEARLY OPPOSITE LOW BY IIOUSB. CAPITAL STOCK 60,000. FFA. CAMPBFLL. JAH. D. ANDERSON, President. Vice President. Wa. CAMPBELL, Jr., Cashier. DIRECTORS William Campbell, J. W. Irwin, ■ as. D. Anderson, George Weber, Joseph L. Purvis. Does a General Banking A Exchange business. Interest piid on time deposits. Collections* made and prompt returns at low rates of Exchange. Gold Exchange and Government Bonds bought and sold. Commercial paper, bonds, judgment and otliorsecurities bought at fair rates. ia2o:ly Executors* Police. Letters testamentary on ihe estate, of Bernard Rocsshig, dee'd, late of Cutler, Pa , having lecn grunted to the undersigned, all persons knowing themselves indebted lo s:iid est.itt will please m;ike payment and any having claims against the same will present them duly authenticated lor payment. MRS. R. ROESSING, Executrix, np2l~lt Butler, Pa. ALL PARTIES GOING WEST TO lowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado or California, SHOULD GO VIA THE Chicago, Burlington & Quincy R. R, fcTTiekets cau be had at all offices where Western tickets aro sold. aplG-tf PENSIONS diers disabled in D. H. (Service from any cause : also for heirs of deceased soldiers. All pensions date hack to day of discharge, and to date of the death of the soldier. Pensions inereased ; Bounty and new Discharges procured. Address with stamp, STODDAUT <V Co., Room No. 8 St. Cloud Building, Washington, D. C. ar-liu PENSIONS obtained for disabled soldiers, from date of dis charge. if application is fiioti before July Ist, 1880. Pensions increased. Hend postage for new laws, blanks, and instructions. Address sv. C. BERINGER .t CO., Pittsburgh, Ta., or Washington, D. C. SirOldost Claim Agency in the United States. ap2l-2m Administratrix' Notice. Notice is hereby given that letters of admin istration have been grantod to the undersigned on the estate of A. B. Tatton, deceased, late of the borough of Harrisville, Butler county, Pa. All persons, therefore, knowing themselves indebted to said estate, will please make immediate payment, and any having claims against the saiiie will present them duly authen ticated to the undersigned for settlement. SARAH J. PAITON, Adin'x, apl4-4t Harrisville. Butler Co., Pa. • Administrator's Notice. Notice is hereby given that letters of admin istration have been grantod to the undersigned on the estate of Margaret MeAnallen, deceased, late of Washington township, Butler county, Pa. All persons, therefore, knowing themselves in debted to said estate, will please make immedi ate payment, and any having claims against the same will present them, dnl} authenticated, to the undersigned for settlement. THOMAS MoANALLEN. Admr, mar3l-lt An an data P. 0., Butler Co., Pa. New Shoe House, I BABNES & KALLQCK HAVE JUST OPENED AT No. 95 Federal Street, ALLEOIIEWY CITY, I»A.. Olio of tl e Curat nts of FINE BOOTS and SHOES ever brought to that city, and are welling tliem at lower price* than any other house cast of New York. They have a fall ai d complete stock of everything in the line of BOOTS & SHOES, and invite buyers to call and examine before purchasing elsewhere. BARNES & KALLOCK, 95 FEDKBAL STUEET, ALLEGHENY. PA, aprl4-3m Planing Mill —AND— Liinil>ei- Y ai-cl. J. L. PURVIS. L. O. PURVIS. S.G. Purvis & Co., MANUFACTURERS ANI) OEAI.EUS IN Hough and Plansd Lumber OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, FRAMES, MOULDINGS, SASII, DOORS. FLOORING, SID.NG. BATTENS, Bracket?, Gauged Cornice Boards, PORCH POSTS, STAIR RAILS. Newell Posts and Balusters FENCE PALIN OS, Ac., &c , MICHIGAN SHINGLES, Barn Boards; Plastering Lath ; Ilem lock Bill Stuff, such as Joist Raf ters, Scantiiue, <fcc.. all sizes constantly on hand. All of which we will sell on reasonable terms and guar antee satisfaction. PLANING MILL AND YARD !Vcar Oermaii Catholic Cburcli jan7-"<0-ly y BUTLER Lumber Yrd nd Planing Mill H. BAUER & BROS., JEFFERSON Sr.. - BUTLER, PA., MANUFACTURERS OF Doors, Sash, Frames, Blinds, Molding of all descriptions, Brackets, Patent Molded Weatherboard ing, Mill Boards, Flooring, Palings, Stair Railings, Balusters of every style, &c., &c. Circular Moldings Made to Order. ALSO, DEALERS IN Lumber, Plank, Shingles, Lath, &c, apl2-ly B. Roessing, [Successor to A. C. Roessing <Jc Bro.l DEALER IN Groceries, GRAIN, FLOUR, FEED, OIL, —AND— Anthracite Coal. THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID IN i@'CASH^« FOR GRAIN OF ALL KINDS. sepltf WANTED! KVERY ONE TO KNOW THAT B. X,. FAKNESTCCK'S Xj "CT IbT Q- S YBVP IR the most efficient Remedy before the public for the cure of Coughs, Colds, <Jtc. WE GIT All ANTE E IT. It Is from slight colds, which most per sons deem of but Utile Importance, and neglect, that many serious diseases urlse. Neglected colds soon pass into the acute stage, and if prompt and efficient remedies are not used, in many casus become Chron ic or Confirmed Bronchitis. It is especially adapted in the cure of children, on account of its mild effect, as it contains nothing that would Injure the youngest child. But a single trial will convince you. Sold by all dealers Trial Size 25 cts I-arge bottle JI.OO. t FAHNKSTOCK BROS., Pro's, fltubur*. LIVERY. BAUER & BAXTER, Livery, Feed and Sab Stables, REAR OF VOGELEY HOUSE, feblß BUTLER. PA. L. M, COCIIRA*, Liyery, Sale, Feed and Exchange STABLE, Rear of Lowry House, - - BUTLER, PA. june4-ly Jpdney ■ITPAD Opinions of the Public. WABASH, INDIANA. The Pads are Helling well. Have sevoral old chronic cases of Kidney trouble using them, and they report an improvement and think much of them. A. L. ROUBOCK & CO,, Druggists, COURTNEY, TEXAS. Yonr Pad has done me more pood than any Remedy I ever used. JAS. B. CALLAWAY. MT. CLEMENS, MICH. Your Pad has cured me of Pain in the Back and Kidney Trouble. M. J. HOUGH. Address DAY KIDNEY PAD CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS, TOLEDO, - - - OHIO. J. C. REDICK, Agent for Butler Co.J 1A MAM WHO ,5 CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R. IS THE GREAT CONNECTING LINK BETWEEN THE EAST * THE WEST! Its main line runs from Chicago to Council Dining Cart eatmt onlr One other ui„iT« throuirh Jollet, Ottawa, La Balle, great feature of our I alace ( an* is a SMOK^U Senpseo Molfn." K. "k Island. Davenport, West SALOON where you .-an enjoy your Havana l ih«*rtv lowaCitv Marengo, Brooklyn, Grinnell, at all hours of the (lay. n£? Mnin2T< the caoital of lowai Stuart. Atlan- Magnificent Iron Bridges span the Mississippi tie «m ArJS ; Tlth from Bureau and Missouri rivers at all points crossed by this Junction to I'eoria; Wilton Junction to Musea- ; line, and transfers are avoided at *™jncil I 1 tine Washington, Fairfield. Kldon. Belknap. Kansas < itv. Leavenworth. and Atchison, eon renirevliVe i"flnoet«n. Trenton, UaJlatin. Came- Pm S?IPA I.R L Tw&WTIONS OK all divorcing lines for the Klw w,th th0! " 8 4 MB " and P \V internet; Atlantic lo Lewis and Audubon; and Ft, ».«x * n. tins. D r - Avocn to Harlan. This is positively the only At \\ ashington Heights. with P., C. Jt St. Kailroad. which owns, andl operates a through L. B. «• h ... _ R line from Chicago into the State of Kansas At I.A SAI.L*. with 111. c ent. K. u. Through Express Passenger trains, with Pull- At I E»>■>>*. wiithlP. P. A J.. P. D. **-.1- »• * E-twicn cS!£go At I'ol'SCII BLrKFS. LEAVENWORTH and ATOUI- Island Short Line," and Hock Isl d & Peo. Kds. SON Through cars arealso run between Mil wail- At DAVENPORT, with the lJavenport Division kee and K:insas City. via the - Milwaukee and CM. * St. 1.8. K. „ „ if ink lalxml mi,»rt I ine " At W EST The Great Hock island" is magnificently At (Jrinxei.u. with Central lowa UH. eauioDed Its road bed is simply perfect, and its At I>es Moin es, with D. M. AF.IXIL R. •2! »l?*i*».i with steel rails At COUNCIL BLUFFS, with Union Pacific R. R. What will please you mast will be the pleasure At OMAHA, with B. X Mo. R. R. R. In of enjoying Your meals, while passing over the AtCOLTMHUSJi'NCTIos.wIth 8.,1. H AN. RJL beautt fiu I prali rres of Illinois ancf lowa, in one of At Om»iWA. with < entral lowa R. R. ; W.. our magnificent Dining Cars that accompany all St. U A Pas., * v-R- ««»• n il ron irii i>'rnro« Truin*> \ 011 cfit an entire At HLOKI K« witn ini., i eo. «x war., v» ao., - u HSfHHHr 5 '- *""■ w.JSor.a.varjVs. w • h *• purposes land the Immense passenger business At I.KAV EN WORTH. with Kan. Pac.. and Kan. of i his line warranting it i. we are pleased to an- Cent.lt. Itds. . „ r nounce that this Company runs l*uUmai% PuLict At Kansas CITY, with all lines for the West Sleeving Cart for sleeping purposes, and PiUace i and Southwest. PEL ■ U| \ PALACE CTM arc run througli to PEORIA. DEB MOINES. ror\ciLßLrrFi KASsi" ciTY. ATCHISSX. »a leavexwokth. Ticket! Tla thU Line, known as the "Orcat KUCK Island Uoute." are sold by all Ticket Agvnt. In the United States and Canada. For Information not obtainable at your home ticket once, address. A KIMBALL, 2£. «ST. JOHN. ,^ A «enl Tkt. and P^ 3 gr AgU E. GRIEB, DEALER IN FINE Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, SILVER WARE, SPECTACLES, &C. ENGRAVING OF ALL KINDS A SPECIALTY. MAIN STREET, (North of Lowry House,) BUTLER, PA. IST WATCHES" AND CLOCKS REPAIRED, AND WARRANTED.-«« A NEW DEPAIU'UKB $1 BOTTLE PATENT MEDICINES FOB 38 CENTS ! JAD WIN'S TONIC LAXATIVE Is Appetizing, Palatable and Non-Alcoholic, AND ALWAYS CUKES Dyspepsia, Sick Hcndnehe Constipation, Bil iousness, Sour Stomach, Liver Complaint, Want of Appetite, Indigestion. Jaundice, Kid ney Complaint, Nervousness, Dizziness, Sleep lessness, Heartburn, Colic, Debility, Foul Breath, Worms, Piles, Fevers, Colds, <fcc. THE TONIC LAXATIVE resrulates the bowels and streug'hens the system, gives a clear head, pure blood and elastic spiiits. Is purely vege table, contains no mercury nor aloes. Sab- at all times. Pleasant to the taste, and a substi tute lor Pills, Castor Oil, Ac. Best family med icine kuowti. Adapted to strong men. delicate females and feeble infants. In liquid form. Sold bj druggists. Price onlv 3H cents for a large bottle. JIENKY B. JADWIN, Apothe cary and Chemist, Sole Proprietor, Carbondale, Pa. D. H. WULLEK, Drugist, Sole Apent for Butler, Pa. jan2B-ly CHOLERA OSMUN ' H DIARRHOEA REMEDY. ia a speedy and certain cure for Diarrhiea, Dys entery, and most effectual preventive of Chol era and Cholera Morbus. It is no secret prepa ration, as the ingredients of which it is com posed, are upon the label of each bottle, and it is recommended and prescribed by the most em inent physicians. Sold by druggists and store keepers. Price 25 cents and fl. A large bottle sent express paid, for $1- Mend for circular. Address CHAS. A. OSMUN, nov2C-6m 13 Seventh Ave., New Yoik. Notice Extraordinary. Persons desiring to have their Old Furniture repaired, or New Work mule to order, each as Music Stands. Book Cases, Wardrobes, Office Desks, Office Tables, Ac., would do well to call on A. 13. WILSON, Practical Cabinet Maker. I hold that a pi»oe of furniture made by hand is worth two made by machinery, and will cost but little more, if any. Then why not have hand made ? All work made in the latest styles and of the beet material. I guarantee entire sat isfaction in style, workmanship and price. Oive me a call. Shop on Mifflin street, four doors west of Main street, and opposite A. Troutinan's store, Butler, Pa. eepl7-ly J TUCTIIS. Hop Bitten nrothe PurMt and Beit Bittern ever made. Thcv are compounded from llopa, Bnrhu, Mandrake aiul Hind.lion,—the oldest, best, and most valuable iiu-d.clficain the world and con tain nil the boot ami most curative properties of all other Bitter*, IK in',' t!ie Greatest Blood Puri fier, Liver Itcgulo'er, an 1 Life and Health Re storing Agent on earth. No disease or 111 health can pos-ibly long ei'st whte these Bitters are used, so varied uud perfect are their operations. They give new life and vigor to the aged and Infirm. To oil whose employments cause Irregu larity of the bowel* or urinary organs, who re quire an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant, these Bitter* are invaluable. b"in'j highly cura tive, touic uud stimulating, without Intoxicating. No mutter what yonr feelings or evmtoms arc, what the di-teasa or ailment i*. n»e flop Bitters. Don't w lit until you are sick, hut if you only iccl had or miserable usethe Biitcrsatoucc. It may save your life. Hundred* h*ve been saved by so doing, l~W?5tKt _(£ l will be paid for a case they will not cure orHelp. .. Do not suffer yourself or let vonr friends suffer, but use and urge them to use liop Bitters. Remember, Hop Bitters i* no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Beet Medl- > cine ever made ; the 44 Invalid's Friend and J Hope," and no person or family should be with out them. Try the Bitters to-day. Try Hop Cough Cure and Pain Relief. J *l-QB BALK BT AH. I>KCO<iI-STS. See What it will do-Without Basting. It will sew orcr unevensurtaccs. aiwell U plain. ■*- " », , .1 It will (evover seams In any garment, without making long or short stitches, breaking of thread, «>r puckering the lining of the goods at the seuin, requiring no assistance from the operator, except to run the machine and to guide the work.' V point which no other machine possesses. > Itistheonly practical machine for hemming l.i-tsalpacas, poplins, muslins, and other similar goods w.ihout basting,and it is the only machine in the wor d that wiii turn a wide hem across the end of a slice t without fulling the under or upper side of the hem. . „ , It will turn a hem and sew In a fold at one oper ation. It win <lo Mling, bias or straight, on any cotton cr woolen goods. It will fell across reams on any eoodj. « It will bind dreu goods with tue same or other material, either scallops, points, squares or btraipht. * . , ?! Bind folds without showing the stitches, and, sew on at the same time. It will put on drefs braid and sew in lacing and a bisafold at one operation, without drawing] either dress timid or skirt, and without rhowlng the s'itih on riglitside. Fold bias trimming and sew tn at one operr.^ Make milliners' folds with diCerent colors and pieces of at ono operation, and sew ou at the bamet::uo. _ , 9 It will sow In a sleevo, covering a cord and. itHcl'.ing i t into the seam at the same tinie.- Itwiii gather without sewing o". It willgnthcr anJse-.ron nt the"?ame time. * It will gather between two hands, showing the stitches on tliorlght side, at one operation. It will mako and sew a ruffle on any part of a drcr.ii.kirt, and sew on a bins fold for heading at one operation, showing tho stiti he« on the right ''it will pMher and sew on a band with piping ween rufilo nnd band, at ono operaticn. It will sew a band and ruflloon adrcrs skirt, stitching in piping at head of band, r.t one opcr * lTwlll ir.ako plaited trimming either straight cr scalloped. M-io plaited trimming either rcalloped or •tr ight and sew on n baud, ai.d edfe stitcu the b.i'itl, at cao operation. It wiil. with one operation for each variety, without basting, execute W pracib-al \arietiesof ruffling, bi ing twelve more than c»n l>e produced on enr'other ui chine with tho same number of operations. ITD.ics not change length of stitch on 8.T0.1 w* rk. It sows from lace to leather without chining g-t'eh or tension. Kvery machine Is warranted fnr five yea. J ..na wi't l.e irept i*i repairs free of e x jienso to the pur _|-iir;\ i.E BY— II. GJ-rieb, BUTLER, PA, Warner's Safe Kidney Cure. J (Formerly Dr. Craig's KUlnr*/ Cirre.) A vegetable preparation and the onlv mire reiiMMly in tne world for lirliclit*» hincaM>, Oiab<>te«, and ALL Hltliivj, Liver, and I rlnnr.y IliK iUM -t. of the highest order iu proof of these statements. ■WTFor the cure of Dlahef es, call for War* ner'a Male 4'urc. •iffor the cure of Brlirht*a and the other diseases, call for Warner's Sale Kidney and Liver Care. WARNER'S SAFE BITTERS. It is the best HI.-MMI Purifier. nnd stimulates every function to more healthful action, uud is thus a benefit In all diseases. II curesMeronilous and otlierKliln Ernp tl(in» and Diseases, including Caarrn, 11- rer*, nnd other Horn, O.tipepiia, n'ealiiimofthr Klomarh, Constipation. IHnlncs.. tii-airral IM-bil llj, etc., are cured by the .Safi- Hitter*, it la unequaled as au appetlztraiul regular tonie. Bottles of two sizes ; price*, Sue. and 81.00. WARNER'S SAFE NERVINE Quickly gives Rest and ftleep to the suffering, cures ilea«l:i<-lie and Neuralgia, prevents Epileptic FIU, and relievesNmona trallon brought on by exc<*sslve drink, over work, mental shocks, and other causes. Powerful as it is to stop pain and soothe dis turbed Nerves, it never Injures the system, whether taken In small or large doses. Bottles of two sizes; prices, ftOe. and $1 .00. 4 WARNER'S SAFE PILLS Are an Immediate and active stimulus fbr a Hrure Oottlvsasss. Dyspepsia, Bil- « A loosnsss. Bilious Dtar rhues. Malaria, Fsvsr flfei r d u?T« 1 should I No other Pill* i«tli I nl Hull dmr* for tkorowh work. Frier 16 Cta. » bov MM bj DrupfisU h Dotlen la Med lei ac cvrrjvhm. Proprietors, . HWkTWPm EOOHESTEB, N. T. £H in C.'(9n P® r day at home Samples worth pj IW v fs free. Addreua STISSO."' 4 Co., Portland, Maine. dec3-ly NEW CURE, §—! irith uUinp, "HOME," Faoaxuuao, MB. U»7 lj f Time ol Holding Count*. I The several Courts of tbe county of Butler commence on the first Monday of March. June, September and December, and continue two weeks, or ho long \*> necessary to dispose of tbe business. No causes are put down for trial or traverse jurore summoned for tbe tirst week of tbe seveial terms. JAMES J. CAMPBELL, Office iu Fair view borough, in Telegraph Office. jaiiU] BALDWIN P. 0.. Butler Co., Pa. PIIIIRIB AUMOK, Justice of the Peace, Main street, opposite Postofllcc, J'y'" ZELIENOPLE, PA. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BUTLEB, PA. ~ J. F. BRITTAIN, Office with L Z. Mitcbcll, Diamond. A. M CUNNINGHAM. Office in Brady's Law Building. Butler, Pa. S. H. PIERSOL. Office on N. E. comer Diamond, Riddle build *"B 'novl2 JOHN M. GREER; Office on N. E. corner Diamond. novl2 WJI. 11. LI.'SK, Office with W H.H Biddle, Esq. A EWTOTBLAUK; Office on Diamond, near Court House, south side. E. I BRUGH, Office In Riddle's Law Building. S. F. BOW SEli. Office in Riddle's Law Building. fmarK 76 r B. McJUNKINT * Special attention given to collections Office opposite Willard House. JOSEPH B. BRED IN, Office north east corner of Diamond, Butler Pa. H. H. GOUCHER, Office in Sclineidcman's building, up staii s. J. T. DONLY ' Office near Court House. r - 74 W. 1). BRANDON, ebl7-75 Office in Berg's building CLARENCE WALKER; Office in Bredin building- marl7—t FEUDUEIBER, Office in Berg's new building. Main street.ap9lj F. M. EASTMAN" Office in Bredin building. LEV. McQUISTI ON, Office Uain street, 1 door south of Court House JOS. 0. VANDERLIN, Office Main street, 1 door south of Court House. YVm A. FORQUER, ♦sT" Office on Main street, opposite Yogeley House. GEO. R. WHITE, ~ Office N. E. corner of Diamond FRANCIS S PURVIANCE7 Office with Gen. J. N. Purviance, Main street, south of Court House. 7 "jnCTMoJUNKIN, " Office in Sclineidcman's buildintr, west side ol Main street, 2nd square from Court Houce. A. GTWILLIAMS, Office on Diamond, two doors west of CITIZEN office. ap26 T. C. Office in Berg's new building. 2d floor, east side Main st., a few doors south of Lowrj House. marH-tf. n A. & M. SULLIVAN, raay7 Office S. W. cor. of Diamond. BLACK & BKO, Office on Main street, one door south Oi Brady Block, Butler. Pa. (Sep. 2, 1874. JOHN M MILLER & BRO^ Office in Brady's Law Building, Main street, south of Court House. EUOENK G. MILLF.h, Notary Public. jun4 ly THOMAS ROBINSON, BUTLER, PA. JOHN H. NEGLEY, •aTGives particular attention to transactions ia real estate tliroughout the county. OFFICE ON DIAMOND, NEAR COURT HOUSE, IN CITIZEN RCiLPrNQ E. K. ECKI.ey, KENNEDY MARSHALL. (Late of Ohio.) ECKLEY & MARSHALL. Office in Brady's Law Buildiug. 8ept.9,74 C G. CHRISTIE, Attorney at Law. Legal business carefully transacted. Collections made and promptly remitted. Business correspondence promptly attended to and answered. Office opposite Lowry House, Butler, Pa. MISCELLANEOUS. McSWEENY & McSWEENY, Smetliport and Bradford, Pa. M. N. MILES, Petrolia, Butler county, Pa. | jn3 WILLIAM It. CONN, Offico in Brawley House, GREECE CITY. |junc7-ly M. C. jan6 tf Petrolia, Butler co., Pa HOTELS"" WILL AL<D HOUSE, Main street, near Court House, BUTLER, PA. GEO. W. CAMPBELL, - - - PROPRIETOR. fcTGood stabling in connection. EITENMILLER HOUSER On Diamond, near Court House, BUTLER, PA. H. EITENMILLER, - - - PROPRIETOR. Tliis house has been newly furnished and pa pered, and the accommodations are good. Stabling in connection. National Hotel, CORTLANDT STREET, NF.AB BROADWAY, NEW YOLLK. HOTCHKISS & POND, - - Prop'ra. ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN. Tbe restaurant, cafe and lunch room attached are unsurpassed for cheapness and excellence of service Rooms 50 cts. to f2 per day, #3 to JlO per week. Convenient to all ferrien and city railroads. Nrw FURNITURE, NEW MANAGE MENT. ;anls-ly Union Woolen Mill* BUTLER, PA. 11. FIJLLERTOX, Prop'r. Manufacturer of BLANKETS, FLANNELS, Yakns, Ac. Also custom work done to order, such as card lug Rolls, making Blankets, Flannels, Knit ting and Weaving Yarns, Ac., at very low prices. Wool worked on the shares, it de sired. my7-ly d a w eek in your own town. Terms and $5 outfit free. Address H. H VLLETT A Co., Portland, Maine. dec3-ly WINDOW DECORATION A SPECIALTY. A very large and elegant assortment of LACE CURTAINS, RAW SILK AND JUTE CURTAINS. LACE LAMBREQUINS, Lambrequins in Various Styles and Grades, «» hi K m r wjm. Eaetlake Lambrequins, Cornicee, Cornice Poles, Shades, Shading, Bedding, etc,, at HENRY HOLTZH&N'S, THE PRACTICAL UPHOLSTERER, He 7* WOOD HTRBBT, apl4-3m PITTSBURGH, PA. Farmers, Take Notice! jok. The celebrated CLYDESDALE STALLION, imported from Scot tfit ,if land by Jacob lJoos A Co., will •KV stand for mares this ee son at . d the stable of Walter A Poos, in Butler, ou April 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 : at the stable of John Lawall, in Leas ureville. on April 19, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24, and so alternately the six days of each alternate week at the above places. Formers should take advantage of this; as la Is kt own to be the beet horse in this part of th« State. apU-tt
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