THURSDAY; FEBRUARY 1, 1962 TODAY ON CAMPUS Organizations Scabbard and Blade honor so ciety will install a new first lieu tenant and nominate new pledges at 8 p.m. at Phi Gamma Delta fra ternity. John C. Johnson, director of the Naval Ordnance research laboratory, will speak. Mortar Board and,Oinicron Del ta Kappi will hold a combined meeting at 9 p.m. at The home of Dr. G. Kenneth Nelson, head of the department of accounting and business statistics. The groups will discuss the fading role of activities and , the increased emphasis on academics in _the • changing: college atmos phere. • . • Five O'Clock Theatre ' Five O'Clock Theatre will pre sent "A Lady's Knight," a'one act comedy, at 5:15 p.m. at the Little Theatre in Old Main. The play, written by Bert Ber dis. senior in business adminis tration from Gary. Ind.. is set in . a "high class" bar in I New York City. Study Abroad Reception Edouard Morot-Sii, cultural! counselor of the French embassy,' will lecture: to 'students in the French Study Abroad group on French university life, it 3 p.m. in 214 Boucke.. A 'discussion and question peliod .will follow. An informal reception and tea will be held at 4!p.rn. in the Main' Lounge, HUB. ~iflnunfHWhnnHJHlfllHHflHhliueuUh IHlmniuuiHlHnlilHhrnlUiftth(Lt ~►WS Pollock Council Special Foreign Language Tables l E = = for students who eat in Pollock Dining Halls Thursday, Feb. 1 Sign the language lists E • illlUlUlllttUtllUtIUllUtttttllltlllitlltUII111111UIUtttllt(IIIIIIi1111hIIII111IIlIIIIf ` . .'Pla,Otent Service The Placement Service will interview, students for summer jobs 8 rttn.4to 5 pn. in 212-218 HUB. , i .— 7 International Film The Interhational Films Club will present•" Potemkin," a Rus sian film; and "Tbe Red Balloon." a French film,. at 3,1 and 9 p.m. in the HUB assembly room. Tickets are on sale at the HUB desk for $.50. , Discipline ' Broadcast Student' discipline will be dis cussed on'"Campus Beat," broad cast over the combined facilities of WDFM and WMAJ at 7 p.m. John Weld, Leonard Krauss and Lawrence Cameron of La Cri tique; Bruce DeWoolf son, presi dent of Pollock council and Meg Teichholtz, editorial editor of Collegian, will discuss 'the pres ent status of disciplinary proce dure on campus.' Other Meetings.. Alpha Delta Sigma, officers and present pledges, 6:30 p.m, 129 present New College Diner r>c. wow l 3, tw. 4ls thr Mavo, posted in front of each dining hall. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. UNIVERSITY PARK. PENNSYLVANIA • !Alpha Pi Epsilon, IBM represen- 1 tative will speak on 'Compu-' tors," 7 p.m., 215 Hammond i 'AWS East Halls council, 4 p.m., 1 East Halls conference room IAWS South Halls community council, 4 p.m., coordinator's I office Chemistry Colloquium, 12:40 p.m., 302 Whitmore :Chess Team, 8 p.m, 212 HUB Council for Exceptional Children, 6:30 pan., 214-215 HUB Gamma Sigma Sigma, meeting changed to Monday, 10 p.m., 105 McElwain ,Mt. Nittany Philatelic Society, 7:30 p.m., American Legion Home, 300 S. Pugh . St. Pre-Vet Club, 7 p.m., 9, 12 and 15 Sparks I SPanish Club, Delta Sigma Phi, 7:30 p.m: • HOW TO AVOID = NUCLEAR WAR The surest way to avoid nuclear war, says scientist Edward Teller, is to get ready for It. And that means testing, testing and more testing. In this week's Post, he charges that our nuclear test ban was "idi otic and dangerous." Tells how our stockpile compares with Russia's. And explains how "misguided" peace lovers are taking us to the brink of war. 1 75• Sasuriety Ermrwirog l Pr AppliCation Blanks For AWS OFFICES Are Due FRIDAY, FEB. 2 At 12:00 P.M. at the HUB Desk Let Collegian Classifieds Work for Yo TILE TRUE AND TRAGICAL TALE OF HAPPY JACK SIGAFOOS Who would have thought that Happy Jack Sigafooa, thi boy the air; never rained on, would teeter on the edge of a life of crime? Certainly there was rib sign of it in his boyhood. His home life was tranquil and uplifting. Hie mother was a nioe fat-lady who, hummed a lot anif)iive baskets to the poor. His father waa:a respected citizen who could imitate more than 400 bird calla and once saved an elderly widow from drowning in his good suit. (That is, Mr. Sigafoos was in his good suit; the elderly widow was in swimming trunks.) Happy Jack's 14 was; nothing short of idyllic—till he went off to 00 , 114,11 r. . Here Happy Jack quickly became a typical freshman tweedy, seedy, and needy. He learned the joys of mending our his personality, and he learned the cost. His allowaooe•vanished like dew before the morning sun. There were times, it grieves rne:to report, when he didn't even have enough money foe a pacjc of : Marlboro Cigarettes—and you know how miserable that can be! To ne deprived of Marlboro's matchless flavor, It. easy-drawing filter, its subtly blended tastiness, its refreshing mildness, its ineffable excellence, its molt pack or flip-top bog— why, it is a prospect to break the heart in' twain! Marltxwo-lem and miserable, Happy Jack tried to get mom money from home. He wrote long, impamioned letters, pointing out that the modern, large-opacity girt eould not be courted on his meager allowance. But all Jack got back from home were tiresome homilies about thrift and prudence. Then one dark day a sinister sophomore came up to Jack and said, "For one dollar I will sell you a list of fiendishly clever lies to teii your father when you need some extra money." He gave Jack the list of fiendishly clever lint, Jack mail 1. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a' new house for the Dein of Men. 2. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a head stone for Rover, our late beloved dormitory, watchdog. 3. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to endow a chair of Etruscan Art. 4. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to build our' own particle accelerator. For a moment'poor Jack was tempted; surely hia father could not but support all these laudable ea u Then Jack's good upbringing came to the fore. lie turned to the sinister sopho more and said, "No, thank you. I could not deceive,my aged parent so. And as for you, sir, I can only may—fie!" Upon hearing this the sinister sophomore broke into a hugs grin. He whipped oft his black hat and pasty face—six' who do you think it was? Non* other than Mr. flivdoos, Happy Jack's father, that's who! • "Good lad!" cried M. Efiwifoon. "You have peowxl your tint brilliantly." With that he gave Happy Jack a half million dollars in small bills and a red convertible containing power steering and four nubile maidens. Crime does not fay Money and girls hasn't chatted Happy Jack. Inept for the minor butes in his easlutune Oast caused tor (I) a pack of Marlboros and (t) a box of litariberot, he. the *runs obi Steahsos. - IIP' i`l I ‘ 4lll ,tv All I b- Magninon A lahor 141 "Rap Bound Ms flop, Boys", "TA. Melly Lows of Dobis Gillis". tic.) E:=:=:=11 PAGE F I • woo )44.• 50.0.00
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