THURSDAY; FEBRUARY 1, 1962
TODAY ON CAMPUS
Organizations
Scabbard and Blade honor so
ciety will install a new first lieu
tenant and nominate new pledges
at 8 p.m. at Phi Gamma Delta fra
ternity. John C. Johnson, director
of the Naval Ordnance research
laboratory, will speak.
Mortar Board and,Oinicron Del
ta Kappi will hold a combined
meeting at 9 p.m. at The home
of Dr. G. Kenneth Nelson, head
of the department of accounting
and business statistics.
The groups will discuss the
fading role of activities and , the
increased emphasis on academics
in _the • changing: college atmos
phere. • .
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Five O'Clock Theatre
' Five O'Clock Theatre will pre
sent "A Lady's Knight," a'one
act comedy, at 5:15 p.m. at the
Little Theatre in Old Main.
The play, written by Bert Ber
dis. senior in business adminis
tration from Gary. Ind.. is set in
. a "high class" bar in I New York
City.
Study Abroad Reception
Edouard Morot-Sii, cultural!
counselor of the French embassy,'
will lecture: to 'students in the
French Study Abroad group on
French university life, it 3 p.m.
in 214 Boucke.. A 'discussion and
question peliod .will follow.
An informal reception and tea
will be held at 4!p.rn. in the Main'
Lounge, HUB.
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for students who eat in
Pollock Dining Halls
Thursday, Feb. 1
Sign the language lists
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` . .'Pla,Otent Service
The Placement Service will
interview, students for summer
jobs 8 rttn.4to 5 pn. in 212-218
HUB. ,
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International Film
The Interhational Films Club
will present•" Potemkin," a Rus
sian film; and "Tbe Red Balloon."
a French film,. at 3,1 and 9 p.m.
in the HUB assembly room.
Tickets are on sale at the HUB
desk for $.50. ,
Discipline ' Broadcast
Student' discipline will be dis
cussed on'"Campus Beat," broad
cast over the combined facilities
of WDFM and WMAJ at 7 p.m.
John Weld, Leonard Krauss and
Lawrence Cameron of La Cri
tique; Bruce DeWoolf son, presi
dent of Pollock council and Meg
Teichholtz, editorial editor of
Collegian, will discuss 'the pres
ent status of disciplinary proce
dure on campus.'
Other Meetings..
Alpha Delta Sigma, officers and
present pledges, 6:30 p.m, 129
present
New College Diner
r>c. wow l 3, tw. 4ls thr Mavo,
posted in front of
each dining hall.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. UNIVERSITY PARK. PENNSYLVANIA •
!Alpha Pi Epsilon, IBM represen- 1
tative will speak on 'Compu-'
tors," 7 p.m., 215 Hammond i
'AWS East Halls council, 4 p.m., 1
East Halls conference room
IAWS South Halls community
council, 4 p.m., coordinator's
I office
Chemistry Colloquium, 12:40
p.m., 302 Whitmore
:Chess Team, 8 p.m, 212 HUB
Council for Exceptional Children,
6:30 pan., 214-215 HUB
Gamma Sigma Sigma, meeting
changed to Monday, 10 p.m.,
105 McElwain
,Mt. Nittany Philatelic Society,
7:30 p.m., American Legion
Home, 300 S. Pugh . St.
Pre-Vet Club, 7 p.m., 9, 12 and
15 Sparks
I SPanish Club, Delta Sigma Phi,
7:30 p.m: •
HOW TO AVOID
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WAR
The surest way to avoid nuclear
war, says scientist Edward
Teller, is to get ready for It.
And that means testing, testing
and more testing. In this
week's Post, he charges that
our nuclear test ban was "idi
otic and dangerous." Tells how
our stockpile compares with
Russia's. And explains how
"misguided" peace lovers are
taking us to the brink of war.
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AppliCation Blanks
For AWS OFFICES
Are Due FRIDAY, FEB. 2
At 12:00 P.M. at the
HUB Desk
Let Collegian Classifieds Work for Yo
TILE TRUE AND TRAGICAL TALE OF
HAPPY JACK SIGAFOOS
Who would have thought that Happy Jack Sigafooa, thi boy
the air; never rained on, would teeter on the edge of a life of crime?
Certainly there was rib sign of it in his boyhood. His home
life was tranquil and uplifting. Hie mother was a nioe fat-lady
who, hummed a lot anif)iive baskets to the poor. His father
waa:a respected citizen who could imitate more than 400 bird
calla and once saved an elderly widow from drowning in his
good suit. (That is, Mr. Sigafoos was in his good suit; the
elderly widow was in swimming trunks.) Happy Jack's 14
was; nothing short of idyllic—till he went off to 00 , 114,11 r. .
Here Happy Jack quickly became a typical freshman
tweedy, seedy, and needy. He learned the joys of mending our
his personality, and he learned the cost. His allowaooe•vanished
like dew before the morning sun. There were times, it grieves
rne:to report, when he didn't even have enough money foe a
pacjc of : Marlboro Cigarettes—and you know how miserable
that can be! To ne deprived of Marlboro's matchless flavor, It.
easy-drawing filter, its subtly blended tastiness, its refreshing
mildness, its ineffable excellence, its molt pack or flip-top bog—
why, it is a prospect to break the heart in' twain!
Marltxwo-lem and miserable, Happy Jack tried to get mom
money from home. He wrote long, impamioned letters, pointing
out that the modern, large-opacity girt eould not be
courted on his meager allowance. But all Jack got back from
home were tiresome homilies about thrift and prudence.
Then one dark day a sinister sophomore came up to Jack
and said, "For one dollar I will sell you a list of fiendishly clever
lies to teii your father when you need some extra money."
He gave Jack the list of fiendishly clever lint, Jack mail
1. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a' new
house for the Dein of Men.
2. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to buy a head
stone for Rover, our late beloved dormitory, watchdog.
3. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to endow a chair
of Etruscan Art.
4. A bunch of us fellows are getting together to build our'
own particle accelerator.
For a moment'poor Jack was tempted; surely hia father could
not but support all these laudable ea u Then Jack's good
upbringing came to the fore. lie turned to the sinister sopho
more and said, "No, thank you. I could not deceive,my aged
parent so. And as for you, sir, I can only may—fie!"
Upon hearing this the sinister sophomore broke into a hugs
grin. He whipped oft his black hat and pasty face—six' who
do you think it was? Non* other than Mr. flivdoos, Happy
Jack's father, that's who! •
"Good lad!" cried M. Efiwifoon. "You have peowxl your
tint brilliantly." With that he gave Happy Jack a half million
dollars in small bills and a red convertible containing power
steering and four nubile maidens.
Crime does not fay
Money and girls hasn't chatted Happy Jack. Inept for
the minor butes in his easlutune Oast caused tor (I) a pack
of Marlboros and (t) a box of litariberot, he. the *runs obi
Steahsos.
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