CAMPUSEER EZEI=EI Just who did win the funnymng's sartounl sotto , Arai Anderson (or it Acid') hind his picture in the Prom issue only once, while Manful Perkin's visage appealed tin ee times. The jokesters didn't tell who was winner. Maybe they chose co•winners, like the Om co•cd friend told us this one nnent the even napalm Mr Mitch Seems as though the economist W. tabulating %amens kinds of lobs on the black boaid, end in attempting to write "white collar" he chalked up "white colon." Our co-ed friend thought that MI Match should be renunded that white isn't a color Os course, she's pretty dumb. The boys in nun lab had been getting into the habit of oomm, out occasionally foi a smoke. Astute minerolog,ists got into a huddle and decided that the only say to stop such atrocious behavaim was to toss off a quit the nest time a bunch of the boys deserted Nc sooner said than did No complaints were legist ed, and Deany Steidle and Ins cohorts ahnost throne party in celebiation of the triumph of right and est ice It was pretty well undeistood among the faculty memLai^ that there would be no mole halt-hour re ce,ses for cigaretting But the very next lab peliod the boys walked nut in larger numbers than ever. llurt but not discouraged, the instructor began to dish shuts paper for a quiz. Before he had given out mole than two or three sheets, a blast from a police whistle lent the air, and the delinquents came back solemnly to their places in a cloud of smoke Take that, Mi. Steidle And file it in your cabinet Seen About Misses Oscar Boucke weeds hen gar den Jr flashy pajamas . Something was awry in the eighteenth ballot for junior women's vice-pi emdent .. One of the mole important females in the recent Thespian aisle-filler is supposed to howl , earned her way through school by a blench of promise suit .. if thy suit fits, put it on .. You aren't a big shot until you open cellophane packages with honorary keys ... Little gold-finches that look like flying dandelions .. Thy grass in fiont of the old power plant is grooving nicely ... except where the fertilizer was spread .. Woody and his locust lane clickers felt pretty bad that there weren't any political apples left for Al Blness so they grew another apple . Blaess is now the official clique adviser . . The Delta Theta Sigmas weren't going to let their Austin get all wet dining last Monday's downpour, no sir, they weren't they lifted it up on the front porch . .-We Would like an explanation of the small wooden structure that ap peared on the Lambda Chi front lawn Friday night . . have their plumbing facijities gone bad, or what' . When asked whether he really was co-ed itor of Froth, Mongootness Maimed replied, "Phiepscilutely " . Has the phrenologist been around to your house yet' .. a flee massage with each two-bit examina tion .if you pay fifty cents he'will tell you some thing racy about your character • . Campuseriously speaking, though, these bugs are getting to be a real pioblem . one of our botanists discovered that they me helpless if you turn them over on their backs so we suggest that the campus cops be directed to spend the next few evenings under street lights, turn ing oven bugs ... there must be a gnatatorium around hero someplace ... One of our snoopers reports that thole was only one SAE at the Prom . . maybe he IS the same shameless person who was sitting out in their yin it Sunday in a bathrobe One of the local girls broke foul dates for the Prom ... three in the last week .. she was almost kidnaped by white slavers onto . and almost hail a short story accepted by Colluvs and would like to have Wayne King up to one of the dances .. go on, guess Stay Cool It's easy to start out fresh these hot days, but to stay that way—wear a BELFAST LINEN SUIT They're tailored - and styled in the latest ac cepted mod els—and rea sonably pric ed. sl4' and $l5 utri MO NTGOMERY'S N. _ THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN FOOTLIGHTS TIIII rnuacal comedy ental by the Non State Tlmolon club no .1, the direction of .1 F.olne henna', Pam Mann Joann), idehmat Martin Kllltlutr lt. Illlnm llltailet Mi llllant Randolph Pane..__ —.Rm.." Nt'rth Senator Thom. It Min __John Ron Sanatur liol.rt. E. Lee J 111111.4 Cochrant Putnam Can anthrax William hdu ardi Jana. C Walkerninn Colrain Mammal Murray Hobart Avert JoAnna Theron. aux Itelan Croak. Mai, Warner Crud. Batt Alias Jankins I milli Lark. The Chid Justlca ['manual Park!, I And the Sentitar tram 1 Ida and Odder The h ranch Ambassador Via, ne Varmor Tha Senate Clerk WIIIIIIM Madam, Culture. With pestiferous ardor we have been laying to prod on the cultivation of this inviting quality about the premises of this, our Alma Muter. Just as we were about to give up and anon ouiselves to be ginduated, an inspiring token came duffing out of the auditorium, woke oui wearied ciusade, and persuade! us to stay the graduation day for a year or so The source of the insp., atm gave us cause tom astonishment and new hope The Thespian club, heretofore so slightly concerned with the advance ment of the drama in America, came out Saturday night with chunks from the show which won the Pulitzer on, in drama The Thespians had the show prepared in manuscript at least two months before the an nouncement of the awards. And theie is no evidence of collusion with the committee It was good taste, the first essential of culture These Thespians can really pick them. It would be petty of us to quibble about the fact that Messrs. Holder man and Kennedy failed on the pro giam to not, their debt to Messrs Kaufman and Ryskind As to them, we suspect that the gentlemen of New York could hardly feel hint because their book made such a hit that two other gentlemen, upon hearing the ouginal show twice, could bung back an impression so vdnil that it made a smash hit here. Fur in spite of its unacknowledged paientage, the show was a hit Filled with a stinging satire (which the .- ..hence did not appiemate properly) and an occasional mad whimsy, the story of the nian who leached the U S Presidency on a platform of Love snept all through the evening on the wings of laughter. The pro duction bid fair in ninny departments to excel a fat list of professional mu sitomedies through which we have sat To comp.. c it to the original would hardly he fair, you know. That it was the best entertainment we've had in years hereabouts is what mat ters Edwards, Sidled on the stage, tim idly held out his hat, the show dropped in it, and he carried it away His performance, in spite of vile makeup, was just eta,' l'ght, in spite of vic ious scene-stealing His character as the Vice-President was much sharper than that of either of those too old favorites, Norris and Maimed, who played competently, but with a little too much of the revue touch to useue their' show successfully from this freshman Edwards Malnied throughout showed intelllgence in his first essay at anything like creasing DOLLAR DAY WEDNESDAY STARK BROS. 8. HARPER PLUMBING AND HEATING Albert Deal & Sul 117 S. Fraser St. Phone 103 ARE YOU MAKING PLANS FOR THE SPRING ISSUE OF YOUR FRATERNITY Pi.i•ER? Nittany Prinifing & Publishing Co. Phone 85 REPLENISH YOUR PAPER SUPPLY 500 Sheets Good Bond Paper, 8 1 / 2 xll-75e and 85c / (2 Grades) ... JOHN E. RYAN Omega Epsilon Fraternity Phone 97 Free Delivery—When You Need It chinacter and, if it weren't for this Edwards fellow, would hose earned he honors Of course me'te pimu heed because we'd think Maimed was funny even if he was locked in the dressing roost during the whole show. If we should follow our usual cus tom and tun our nose along the pro gram so that we should comment on each and every point that would scrape it, out neighbor, the Campus eer, would be soused by our overflow. So, with a eye to his reputation, we Louth high spots only. We'll remem bet with happiness the music, Per kin as whatever he was at the time, the Senate scene, Laskey and Baer dancing (though not singing), the Nanning of the chorus, the handling of the complicatml stage action, the chorus, and that freshman, Edwards, whom we perhaps mentioned before Nose we stand fot Constructive Criticism and so suggest, in a purely Constructive Spirit, that there is sonic chance for improvement in the makeups, the scenery design, the carrying power of the lyrics, those bathing suits (we stand foi modesty, but not distortion), and the ;link of Lachman, nippier, and the Senators, Bott and Cochrane We're entnely without rancor on the whole thing because me had the hest laughs of the season Saturday night and it amused, until she cloaked audibly, the metropolitan young lady smirking at our mile. SCABBARD AND BLADE (Ilonort, Nibtary) Cha le4 B Terrill '32 Lawrence C Alman '34 Wllham 0 Bnhop "31 Clatol d S Bloom '33 William S Clnk "33 Larry F Thohl '33 James G &Woman '33 Walter II Hawk 'll Russell R nom '33 Robert W. McLean '33 Shuman 11. Mown "11 William P Nolan "11 Gilmore L Oesterhag '33 John II Ray '3B Joel W. Sahel '33 MEET and EAT at the Locust Lane Sandwich Shop Sandwiches, Cake Fountain Service 211 East Natany Phone 310 COOL . . Fresh Fruit Limeade The Corner unusual IPIENEIWO RYE - GIN - RUM 'Me per jar and it ilavoig one gallon. 110 aging, no bother Simply mix nth "water" Fire Cocktail Book gives complete dilection9. 1.10 on Peck° At Your Drug Shun PICIIEL PRODUCTS CO, INC. 83 Beekninn St., New York City Students Advocate Dance in t Decenther (Continued from front papa 0110 Mathews '32, this year's Intel frater nity council president, and llerbert E.' Longenecker '33, newly-elected council bead, both of whom favored holding one of the dances in the fall John T Ryan '34, Sophomore Hop char man, said that the fast or sec ond week in December would be an ideal time to hold an all-College dance, since over a month would have elapsed since fall Ilouseparty The financial practicality of the plan was confirmed by Neil M. Flem ing; graduate Manager of athletics and chairman of the interclass budget committee, which directs the finances of all class dances. Of the three class functions, Mr. - Fleming recommended advancing either Senior Ball m Sophomore Hop to the second neck in December. TANGER TO SPEAK TOMORROW Dr, Jacob Tenger, head of the his tory-and political science department, will speak on "What Happenml in Geneva" co Room 318 Old Main 'at 730 o'clock tomorrow night The International Relations club IS spon soring the lecture. Made-To-Measure Clothes Fabric:- and Patterns Worth-While GERNERD'S 140 Allen Street Cleaning - Pressing Repairing Don't Forget Before School Closes Order Your Fraternity Pin or Ring Official Ring for Senior Women Local Office: L. G._Balf our Co. In Satier's Store CRUM JENKINS, Rep> ceentative (;E \ Effll, 0.1 , :lnyllt It r,11311; Vl'oll Electric Supply Co. Phone 2194 Repair Your House for the Summer Session Woodwork Floor Refinishing General Repairing O. W. HOUTS -BUILDING CONTRACTOR Buelchailt Street , Pluitte 63-M 1 Tuesday, May 17, 1932 I LAU • KW4c.rßtOthCrsibutic (Matinee at 1 30. Meiling Opening at 6.00) TUESDAY— Joan Crawford; Robert Montgomery in "LETTY LYNTON" WEDNESDAY— Victor McLogien, Helm Mack in "WHILE PARIS SLEEPS" TIIUhSDAY— Lee Tracy, Ann Ihorak in Claudette Colbert, Li!yen Tashalan la E=l FRIDAY— • Ramon No‘arro, Madge Bunn Una Merkel in EIE=IM SATURDAY— Warner Baxter, Karen Morley - in "MAN ABOUT TOWN" NITTANY TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY— 1 Sherlock Holmes' Greatest Role "ROUND OP TIIE BASKERVILLES" THURSDAY "WHILE PARIS SLEEPS" IMMSE GIRLS Do Not Smoke Pipes THE GIRLS haven't left us many of our masculine rights. They fly our airplanes, drive our cars, smoke our cigarettes but they don't smoke our pipes' A . f i They've left us Iltrii -... ~, this one manly' right, anyway. ‘' 'h A man almost has to smoke a ~.t... pipe nowadays A 9 ' , pleasant necessayl • . Y • Ai n , .„. ~ For.a pipe filled LetidTifyili. 6 7 i witfigoodtobacco is just about the best smoke a man could want. . 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