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Just who did win the funnymng's sartounl sotto ,
Arai Anderson (or it Acid') hind his picture in the
Prom issue only once, while Manful Perkin's visage
appealed tin ee times. The jokesters didn't tell who
was winner. Maybe they chose co•winners, like the
Om co•cd friend told us this one nnent the even
napalm Mr Mitch Seems as though the economist
W. tabulating %amens kinds of lobs on the black
boaid, end in attempting to write "white collar" he
chalked up "white colon." Our co-ed friend thought
that MI Match should be renunded that white isn't a
color Os course, she's pretty dumb.
The boys in nun lab had been getting into the
habit of oomm, out occasionally foi a smoke. Astute
minerolog,ists got into a huddle and decided that the
only say to stop such atrocious behavaim was to toss
off a quit the nest time a bunch of the boys deserted
Nc sooner said than did No complaints were legist
ed, and Deany Steidle and Ins cohorts ahnost throne
party in celebiation of the triumph of right and
est ice
It was pretty well undeistood among the faculty
memLai^ that there would be no mole halt-hour re
ce,ses for cigaretting But the very next lab peliod
the boys walked nut in larger numbers than ever.
llurt but not discouraged, the instructor began to
dish shuts paper for a quiz. Before he had given out
mole than two or three sheets, a blast from a police
whistle lent the air, and the delinquents came back
solemnly to their places in a cloud of smoke Take
that, Mi. Steidle And file it in your cabinet
Seen About Misses Oscar Boucke weeds hen gar
den Jr flashy pajamas . Something was awry in the
eighteenth ballot for junior women's vice-pi emdent
.. One of the mole important females in the recent
Thespian aisle-filler is supposed to howl , earned her
way through school by a blench of promise suit .. if
thy suit fits, put it on .. You aren't a big shot until
you open cellophane packages with honorary keys ...
Little gold-finches that look like flying dandelions ..
Thy grass in fiont of the old power plant is grooving
nicely ... except where the fertilizer was spread ..
Woody and his locust lane clickers felt pretty bad that
there weren't any political apples left for Al Blness
so they grew another apple . Blaess is now the
official clique adviser . . The Delta Theta Sigmas
weren't going to let their Austin get all wet dining
last Monday's downpour, no sir, they weren't they
lifted it up on the front porch . .-We Would like an
explanation of the small wooden structure that ap
peared on the Lambda Chi front lawn Friday night
. . have their plumbing facijities gone bad, or what'
. When asked whether he really was co-ed itor of
Froth, Mongootness Maimed replied, "Phiepscilutely "
. Has the phrenologist been around to your house
yet' .. a flee massage with each two-bit examina
tion .if you pay fifty cents he'will tell you some
thing racy about your character • . Campuseriously
speaking, though, these bugs are getting to be a real
pioblem . one of our botanists discovered that they
me helpless if you turn them over on their backs
so we suggest that the campus cops be directed to
spend the next few evenings under street lights, turn
ing oven bugs ... there must be a gnatatorium around
hero someplace ... One of our snoopers reports that
thole was only one SAE at the Prom . . maybe he IS
the same shameless person who was sitting out in their
yin it Sunday in a bathrobe One of the local girls
broke foul dates for the Prom ... three in the last
week .. she was almost kidnaped by white slavers
onto . and almost hail a short story accepted by
Colluvs and would like to have Wayne King up to
one of the dances .. go on, guess
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THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
FOOTLIGHTS
TIIII rnuacal comedy
ental by the Non State Tlmolon club no
.1, the direction of .1 F.olne henna',
Pam Mann Joann), idehmat
Martin Kllltlutr lt. Illlnm llltailet
Mi llllant Randolph Pane..__ —.Rm.." Nt'rth
Senator Thom. It Min __John Ron
Sanatur liol.rt. E. Lee J 111111.4 Cochrant
Putnam Can anthrax William hdu ardi
Jana. C Walkerninn Colrain Mammal
Murray Hobart Avert
JoAnna Theron. aux Itelan Croak.
Mai, Warner Crud. Batt
Alias Jankins I milli Lark.
The Chid Justlca ['manual Park!,
I And the Sentitar tram 1 Ida and Odder
The h ranch Ambassador Via, ne Varmor
Tha Senate Clerk WIIIIIIM Madam,
Culture. With pestiferous ardor
we have been laying to prod on the
cultivation of this inviting quality
about the premises of this, our Alma
Muter. Just as we were about to
give up and anon ouiselves to be
ginduated, an inspiring token came
duffing out of the auditorium, woke
oui wearied ciusade, and persuade!
us to stay the graduation day for a
year or so The source of the insp.,
atm gave us cause tom astonishment
and new hope
The Thespian club, heretofore so
slightly concerned with the advance
ment of the drama in America, came
out Saturday night with chunks
from the show which won the Pulitzer
on, in drama The Thespians had
the show prepared in manuscript at
least two months before the an
nouncement of the awards. And theie
is no evidence of collusion with the
committee It was good taste, the
first essential of culture These
Thespians can really pick them.
It would be petty of us to quibble
about the fact that Messrs. Holder
man and Kennedy failed on the pro
giam to not, their debt to Messrs
Kaufman and Ryskind As to them,
we suspect that the gentlemen of New
York could hardly feel hint because
their book made such a hit that two
other gentlemen, upon hearing the
ouginal show twice, could bung back
an impression so vdnil that it made
a smash hit here.
Fur in spite of its unacknowledged
paientage, the show was a hit Filled
with a stinging satire (which the .-
..hence did not appiemate properly)
and an occasional mad whimsy, the
story of the nian who leached the
U S Presidency on a platform of
Love snept all through the evening
on the wings of laughter. The pro
duction bid fair in ninny departments
to excel a fat list of professional mu
sitomedies through which we have
sat To comp.. c it to the original
would hardly he fair, you know. That
it was the best entertainment we've
had in years hereabouts is what mat
ters
Edwards, Sidled on the stage, tim
idly held out his hat, the show dropped
in it, and he carried it away His
performance, in spite of vile makeup,
was just eta,' l'ght, in spite of vic
ious scene-stealing His character
as the Vice-President was much
sharper than that of either of those
too old favorites, Norris and Maimed,
who played competently, but with a
little too much of the revue touch to
useue their' show successfully from
this freshman Edwards Malnied
throughout showed intelllgence in his
first essay at anything like creasing
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chinacter and, if it weren't for this
Edwards fellow, would hose earned
he honors Of course me'te pimu
heed because we'd think Maimed was
funny even if he was locked in the
dressing roost during the whole show.
If we should follow our usual cus
tom and tun our nose along the pro
gram so that we should comment on
each and every point that would
scrape it, out neighbor, the Campus
eer, would be soused by our overflow.
So, with a eye to his reputation, we
Louth high spots only. We'll remem
bet with happiness the music, Per
kin as whatever he was at the time,
the Senate scene, Laskey and Baer
dancing (though not singing), the
Nanning of the chorus, the handling
of the complicatml stage action, the
chorus, and that freshman, Edwards,
whom we perhaps mentioned before
Nose we stand fot Constructive
Criticism and so suggest, in a purely
Constructive Spirit, that there is
sonic chance for improvement in the
makeups, the scenery design, the
carrying power of the lyrics, those
bathing suits (we stand foi modesty,
but not distortion), and the ;link of
Lachman, nippier, and the Senators,
Bott and Cochrane
We're entnely without rancor on
the whole thing because me had the
hest laughs of the season Saturday
night and it amused, until she cloaked
audibly, the metropolitan young lady
smirking at our mile.
SCABBARD AND BLADE
(Ilonort, Nibtary)
Cha le4 B Terrill '32
Lawrence C Alman '34
Wllham 0 Bnhop "31
Clatol d S Bloom '33
William S Clnk "33
Larry F Thohl '33
James G &Woman '33
Walter II Hawk 'll
Russell R nom '33
Robert W. McLean '33
Shuman 11. Mown "11
William P Nolan "11
Gilmore L Oesterhag '33
John II Ray '3B
Joel W. Sahel '33
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Dance in t Decenther
(Continued from front papa 0110
Mathews '32, this year's Intel frater
nity council president, and llerbert
E.' Longenecker '33, newly-elected
council bead, both of whom favored
holding one of the dances in the fall
John T Ryan '34, Sophomore Hop
char man, said that the fast or sec
ond week in December would be an
ideal time to hold an all-College dance,
since over a month would have elapsed
since fall Ilouseparty
The financial practicality of the
plan was confirmed by Neil M. Flem
ing; graduate Manager of athletics
and chairman of the interclass budget
committee, which directs the finances
of all class dances. Of the three class
functions, Mr. - Fleming recommended
advancing either Senior Ball m
Sophomore Hop to the second neck
in December.
TANGER TO SPEAK TOMORROW
Dr, Jacob Tenger, head of the his
tory-and political science department,
will speak on "What Happenml in
Geneva" co Room 318 Old Main 'at
730 o'clock tomorrow night The
International Relations club IS spon
soring the lecture.
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