10 FOOD SOURING IN STOMACH GAOSES INDIGESTION, GAS "Pape's Diapepsin'' ends all stom ach distress in five minutes Wonder what upset your stomach— which portion of the food did the damage—do you? Well, don't bother. If your stomach is in a revolt; if sour, gassy and upset, and what you Just ' ate has fermented Into stubborn ' lumps: bead dizzy and aches; belch gases and acids and eructate undi- Rested food; breath foul, tongue coat ed—just take a little Tape's Diapep sin and in five minutes you wonder what became of the indigestion and distress. Millions of men and women to-day know that It is needless to hav* a bad stomach. A little Diapepsin occasion ally keeps this delicate organ regulated and they eat their favorite foods with out fear. If your stomach doesn't take care, of your liberal limit without rebel lion; If your food is a damage instead of a help, remember the quickest, sur est. most harmless relief is Pape's • Diapepsin which costs only fifty cents i for a large case at drug stores. It's truly wonderful —it digests food and , sets things straight, so gently and easily that It is really astonishing. Please, for your sake, don't go on and on with a weak, disordered stom ach; It's so unnecessary.—Advertise- ! ment. ! InMyr NEW TREATMENT THAT KNOCKS RHEUMATISM Hundred* I*e 11. rail It n Uradrr. (titer'" to Send a r»«e Bo* Free to Any Sufferer to Prove It. Up in Syracuse. N. Y., a treatment for rheumatism has been found that hundreds of users say is a wonder, re porting cases that seem little short of 1 miraculous. Just a few treatments even in the very worst cases seem to | accomplish wonders even after other remedies have failed entirely. It seems to neutralize the uric acid and line salt deposits in the blood, driving all the poisonous clogging waste from the syßtem. Soreness, pain, stiffness, swell ing just seem to melt away and vanish. The treatment first introduced by Mr. Delano is so good that its owner wants * very body who suffers from rheuma tism or who has a friend so afflicted, to get a free .">oc package from him to prove just what it will do in every case before a penny is spent. Mr. Delano says: "To prove that the Delano treat ment will positively overcome rheu matism. no matter how severe, stub born or long standing the case, and even after all other treatments have failed. 1 will, if you have never pre viously used the treatment send vou a full size 30c package free if vou will send your name and address with 10c t.i help pay postage and distribution expense to me personally." . 11. Delano, 115J, Wood Bldg.. Svra < isr. N. V. I can send onlv one Free Package to an address. 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Everybody uses this old, famous recipe, because no one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, faking one small strand at a time; By morning the gray hair disappears, and after an other application or two, your hßir becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years younger.— Advertisement. •WEDNESDAY EYE X TNG, AMUSeMetOTS >1 AJBSTIC ; Friday aftermon and evening i "French Models." (Burlesque!. Monday and Tuesday evening*. Janu ary 25-26—"Papa's Daughter," for the benefit of the Polyclinic Hos pital. Wednesday evening. January 27.—Ellen Terry in scenes from Shakespeare. ORPHEIM Every afternoon and evening High- Class Vaudeville. COLONIAL Every afternoon and evening—Vaude- ville and Pictures. HOTIOA PICTURES i Photoplay. J Victoria. KI.LBX TERRY A SUFFRAGIST Miss Terry is a sufTragist herself, but not militant. "The question Is not a new one. by any meani," she con tinued "A comedy of Aristophanes, recently read in London, der.ls with some of the supposedly modern fea tures of the subject. There were mili tants In the days of early Greece. Not long ago I was very much Interested Ito discover In an Italian book of the middle ages a caricature of some very stout women who were in the streets asserting their rights. Of course, in those days the women could not de mand votes, because there were not any votes, but tliev could ask. and did ask. for better educational advantages and better advantages in everyday life." Miss Terry, who comes to the Majestic next Wednesday evening, is giving illustrated scenes from the plays to which In other years she added luster She is reviving "Desdemona." "Cordelia." "Juliet" and "Ophelia," with comment of her own on those fam ous roles.—Advertisement. ORFHGI'X Just two little girls mot in blue*, but direct from the Flowerv Kingdom, are serving up one of the most interesting attractions that anybody could wish to see. The chief interest in this attrac tion centers in the youth of the girls and the wonderful intelligence they display In their rendition of several late song hits, in tine English, If you please, even though this is their eighth week in America. The first part of the art Includes some acrobatic feats, which, while not unusual, are well done in an artistic stage setting represent-i ing a glimpse of the Flowery King- I dow. At this point of action the father | of the girls appears on the scene and I announces thai ihe girls are going to ] try to impersonate the American girls I singing ragtime. He also ofTers apoll- ; girs. saying the little girls will do their ■ best, but will probably make some mis- I takes in their English. The Meykos i ar" opening the Orpheum show this • week and the talent Is unusual all the | way through.—Advertisement. COLONIAL This will be Country Store night at I the Colonial. "Go early to avoid the ; rush" is the slogan the management has adopted for th>' occasion, for dur ing the recent weeks that this attrac tion has again sprung Into view, the shopping and fun has been particularly heavy. Many handsome gifts will be distributed and many comedy surprises are also in store. Country Store will be run in connection with one of the very best vaudeville bills the Busy Corner has seen. The roster comprises ! a very clever and artistic posing nov elty, a breezy corned-- sketch, two I monarch of blackface comedy, and an , impersonator who has everybody I guessing. Tile picture program is of the usual high order of excellence maintained at that theater. —Advertise- ment. \T PHOTO PI. AY TODAY Miss Kathlyn Williams featured to day in a four-act drama. "Hearts and Masks." Miss Williams is famous for her portrayal of Kathlyn in the "Ad ventures of Kathlvn" Series. Also to day "The War Baby." a two-act Lubin : drama of the Southern Civil War days. ! and the first appearance of the new manufacturer of I'.lms. the "Mlna" ' Alms, or Made in North America. We have a big surprise for you to-morrow. Coming sopn. pictures of the Inaugural parade —Advertisement. \T THE VICTORIA TODAY "Fighting the Flames: or. Wiien iAindon Sleeps." Is the title of the fea ture to be shown to-day at the Vic toria. An Apex film, with many thrills, it promises to be one of great Interest. Also will he shown an American film of two reels. "Restitution." The Pathe News, which shows the events of the world, this week features Billy Sun dav. the very well-known evangelist, as well as war scenes and pictures of general Interest. This week closes the "Mutual Girl" series, with a story of her return to New York, where she receives a surprise.—Advertisement. Odd Fellows Boom Beman For Grand Warden Roy D. Retnan. o? Harrisburg, is one of the candidates for the office of grand warden of the Pennsylvania Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows. Mr. Beman is a member of the firm of Brown & Co.. furniture dealers. North Third street, and has been! prominent in Odd Fellow work! throughout the State for a number of years, being especially interested in the homes for orphans conducted by the order in Pennsylvania, and Is vice president of the Sunbury home cor poration. It is believed by many that some | action will be taken at the next meet- ' ing of the Past Grands' association of j the Southern District or Dauphin county which meets at the hall ofi Fountain Lodge. Third and Broad,' (Brother Beman's own lodge) on Jan uary 25, to further his interests and j inaugurate a campaign in his favor. The office of grand warden leads to' that of grand master and is always, most keenly contested, but Brother Be-i man is a personal friend of the pres-1 ent incumbent and a good campaigner and his friends are predicting his elec- • tion. Harrisburg has two past grand I masters of Pennsylvania in the Kev. ■ B. H. Hart and C. W. Myers. The executive committee of the Past Grands' association of Odd Fellows has • engaged the Lebanon quartet to sing' at the annual entertainment which is to be held on the evening of Januarv 25 in White's Hall, Third and Broad! streets. . Kipling on British Humor Finds Writers Dissenting Special to The Telegraph London. Jan. 20.—1n a recent article Rudyard Kipling wrote that England's new armies are humorous, "because, for all our long faces, we are the only genuinely humorous race on the earth." The Evening News has been collect ing the opinons of prominent writers regarding this "daring assertion." E. V. Lucas thinks that Kipling probably meant "facetious" instead of "humor ous."' for he says: "Humor implies imagination, in imagination we as as a race are not rich." F. Anstev, novelist, also dissents from Kipling's view, saying: "If such a claim were seriously made, I should regard it as dangerously near the Ger man boast that they are the sole pos sessors of genuine culture. Perhaps Kipling meant to include our Amer-1 ican cousins under 'we.' " Walter Emanuel doesn't consider the British n humorous nation, and' adds: "Although I have never been In the United States. I should say Amer ica is a nation of humorists, to judge by the intense wit of its slang, which I take to be current conversational coin over there. Over here, speaking broadly, one has to ring a bell before making a joke, or it will pass un noticed." p STORY RITEN' By the Messenger Hoy * \\ hat I want to be is a renorter: so 1 aft the telegraph editer how to be one and he said, practice, boy, practlco tor three years till practice makes vou perfeok and then if you act like you're perfeck I'll Rive you a ,lob maybe. How much?" 1 said. "Four a week," said the editer. So I'm goini? to prac tice reportin till 1 get the job. What I like about a reporter is the way 1 see em going around the street with a pipe and shiny pants and lots of friends at the pollc station, street cleanln' de partment and the Y. W. C. A. and places where they get tobacco give to them free. 1 am the .messenger bov that carries message to the Telegraph so I'm go ing to practice every dav for three years and hand in a storv at the ..fflce and then get the job. I can do it too because 1 see lots of awful things hap pen that never gets in the papers: so I can write a story every dav that'll make em sit up. They wont be stories that the women will like. I guess, but I ain't writin' them for them: I'm just writing them for the practice: so 1 dont care. n. R. SMITH TRANSFERRED H F. Smith, formerly division super \lsor of supplies of the Mnrrlsburtr di vision of the Bell Telephone Companv, has been transferred to the offlce of the general superintendent of plant. 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This gives an idea of its immense value A£ i ■ London Tlmes - assisted by twenty-eight military, naval to the reader who wants to know the inside facts, and diplomatic experts. - . J 1 . . t . . This is our first announcement of this great book. In early issue we ** , ?'2 st i nds close , to cabmet ministers and ambassadors, will give complete details of the work, and how it can be obtained by our to general staffs, and to the generals in the field. In the present war it readers. It will be a big book bargain. Watch for the full story I Full Announcement in Early Issue of the Telegraph ' HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH COLLEGE BOYS FUR NISH OFFICIAL lb AUGURAL MUSIC IHhH Mt| FMj- : Ai'U^ HFh llrH-'WWI « ■ni m - M:|l U HpJHK > Ijß - ®£^^KvßrMFll^^ HFBV rwl PENN STATE GLEE CLUB T'enn State's Glee Club of forty-nine wtudents. under the direction of C. c. Robinson, furnished the official music for Governor-elect Brumbaugh's In sußiiranon jesterday. A short open-air program was given In connection with the inaugural ceremony in the morning and a special concert waa rertiered this afternoon in the rotunda of the Capitol. In addition to the clce club, the cadet band of sixty pieces and Company !•". the prize company of the Pennsylvania State College student regi ment. comprising one hundred men participated in the inaugural parade. The students traveled to Harrlsburg and return on a special train leavins I.emont early Tuesday morning. > JANUARY 20. IW.
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