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FOOD SOURING IN
STOMACH GAOSES
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin'' ends all stom
ach distress in five
minutes
Wonder what upset your stomach—
which portion of the food did the
damage—do you? Well, don't bother.
If your stomach is in a revolt; if sour,
gassy and upset, and what you Just '
ate has fermented Into stubborn '
lumps: bead dizzy and aches; belch
gases and acids and eructate undi-
Rested food; breath foul, tongue coat
ed—just take a little Tape's Diapep
sin and in five minutes you wonder
what became of the indigestion and
distress.
Millions of men and women to-day
know that It is needless to hav* a bad
stomach. A little Diapepsin occasion
ally keeps this delicate organ regulated
and they eat their favorite foods with
out fear.
If your stomach doesn't take care,
of your liberal limit without rebel
lion; If your food is a damage instead
of a help, remember the quickest, sur
est. most harmless relief is Pape's •
Diapepsin which costs only fifty cents i
for a large case at drug stores. It's
truly wonderful —it digests food and ,
sets things straight, so gently and
easily that It is really astonishing.
Please, for your sake, don't go on
and on with a weak, disordered stom
ach; It's so unnecessary.—Advertise- !
ment.
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NEW TREATMENT THAT
KNOCKS RHEUMATISM
Hundred* I*e 11. rail It n Uradrr.
(titer'" to Send a r»«e Bo* Free to
Any Sufferer to Prove It.
Up in Syracuse. N. Y., a treatment
for rheumatism has been found that
hundreds of users say is a wonder, re
porting cases that seem little short of 1
miraculous. Just a few treatments
even in the very worst cases seem to |
accomplish wonders even after other
remedies have failed entirely. It seems
to neutralize the uric acid and line
salt deposits in the blood, driving all
the poisonous clogging waste from the
syßtem. Soreness, pain, stiffness, swell
ing just seem to melt away and vanish.
The treatment first introduced by Mr.
Delano is so good that its owner wants
* very body who suffers from rheuma
tism or who has a friend so afflicted,
to get a free .">oc package from him to
prove just what it will do in every case
before a penny is spent. Mr. Delano
says: "To prove that the Delano treat
ment will positively overcome rheu
matism. no matter how severe, stub
born or long standing the case, and
even after all other treatments have
failed. 1 will, if you have never pre
viously used the treatment send vou a
full size 30c package free if vou will
send your name and address with 10c
t.i help pay postage and distribution
expense to me personally."
. 11. Delano, 115J, Wood Bldg.. Svra
< isr. N. V. I can send onlv one Free
Package to an address.
For Grey Hair
1 W 111 Tell Inu Free How |<> |(e*|»re
«o \ our Hnlr the Natural
Color of \ out h.
No live* or Other Harmful Method
Heault* In Four Ua».
Let me send you free full information
*ijout a harmless liquid that will re
store the natural color of your hair, no
(M >jggM| commence after C i
ajrjipjj maturely grey
simple 'method "'he
\ i' had perfected after
\ . - / years of studv. l
followed his advice
and In a short time
my nair actually was the natural color
of my girlish da\ -. This method is
entirely different from else 1
have ever seen or beard of Its effect
is lasting and it will not wash or rub
■ •ff or stain the scalp, it is neither
sticky or Kreasy. its use cannot be de
tected; it will restore the natural shade
to any grey, bleached or faded hair no
matter how many things have failed
It succeeds perfectly with both sexes"
and all ages.
Write me to-day giving your name
an address plainly, stating whether
.ady or gentleman (Mr. Mrs. or Missi
and enclose 2 ct. stamp for return post
»ge and 1 will send you full particu
lars that will enable you to restore the
natural color of youth to vour hair
making it soft, natural and easilv man
aged. Write to-day. Address' Mrs
Mary K. Chapman. Aptmt. SBIF, Groi
venor Bldg.. Providence. R. I.
AN OLD RECIPE
TO DARKEN HI
Sage Tea and Snlphur Tarns Gray,
Faded Hair Dark and
Glossy
Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded,
streaked or gray: also ends dandruff,
itching scalp and stops falling hair.
Years ago the only way to get this
mixture was to make It at home,
which Is niusay and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any dru*
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
< "ompound." You will get a large bot
tle for about BO cents. Everybody uses
this old, famous recipe, because no
one can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, faking one small
strand at a time; By morning the
gray hair disappears, and after an
other application or two, your hßir
becomes beautifully dark, thick and
glossy and you look years younger.—
Advertisement.
•WEDNESDAY EYE X TNG,
AMUSeMetOTS
>1 AJBSTIC
; Friday aftermon and evening
i "French Models." (Burlesque!.
Monday and Tuesday evening*. Janu
ary 25-26—"Papa's Daughter," for
the benefit of the Polyclinic Hos
pital.
Wednesday evening. January 27.—Ellen
Terry in scenes from Shakespeare.
ORPHEIM
Every afternoon and evening High-
Class Vaudeville.
COLONIAL
Every afternoon and evening—Vaude-
ville and Pictures.
HOTIOA PICTURES
i Photoplay.
J Victoria.
KI.LBX TERRY A SUFFRAGIST
Miss Terry is a sufTragist herself,
but not militant. "The question Is not
a new one. by any meani," she con
tinued "A comedy of Aristophanes,
recently read in London, der.ls with
some of the supposedly modern fea
tures of the subject. There were mili
tants In the days of early Greece. Not
long ago I was very much Interested
Ito discover In an Italian book of the
middle ages a caricature of some very
stout women who were in the streets
asserting their rights. Of course, in
those days the women could not de
mand votes, because there were not
any votes, but tliev could ask. and did
ask. for better educational advantages
and better advantages in everyday
life." Miss Terry, who comes to the
Majestic next Wednesday evening, is
giving illustrated scenes from the plays
to which In other years she added
luster She is reviving "Desdemona."
"Cordelia." "Juliet" and "Ophelia,"
with comment of her own on those fam
ous roles.—Advertisement.
ORFHGI'X
Just two little girls mot in blue*, but
direct from the Flowerv Kingdom, are
serving up one of the most interesting
attractions that anybody could wish to
see. The chief interest in this attrac
tion centers in the youth of the girls
and the wonderful intelligence they
display In their rendition of several
late song hits, in tine English, If you
please, even though this is their eighth
week in America. The first part of the
art Includes some acrobatic feats,
which, while not unusual, are well done
in an artistic stage setting represent-i
ing a glimpse of the Flowery King- I
dow. At this point of action the father |
of the girls appears on the scene and I
announces thai ihe girls are going to ]
try to impersonate the American girls I
singing ragtime. He also ofTers apoll- ;
girs. saying the little girls will do their ■
best, but will probably make some mis- I
takes in their English. The Meykos i
ar" opening the Orpheum show this •
week and the talent Is unusual all the |
way through.—Advertisement.
COLONIAL
This will be Country Store night at I
the Colonial. "Go early to avoid the ;
rush" is the slogan the management
has adopted for th>' occasion, for dur
ing the recent weeks that this attrac
tion has again sprung Into view, the
shopping and fun has been particularly
heavy. Many handsome gifts will be
distributed and many comedy surprises
are also in store. Country Store will
be run in connection with one of the
very best vaudeville bills the Busy
Corner has seen. The roster comprises !
a very clever and artistic posing nov
elty, a breezy corned-- sketch, two I
monarch of blackface comedy, and an ,
impersonator who has everybody I
guessing. Tile picture program is of
the usual high order of excellence
maintained at that theater. —Advertise-
ment.
\T PHOTO PI. AY TODAY
Miss Kathlyn Williams featured to
day in a four-act drama. "Hearts and
Masks." Miss Williams is famous for
her portrayal of Kathlyn in the "Ad
ventures of Kathlvn" Series. Also to
day "The War Baby." a two-act Lubin :
drama of the Southern Civil War days. !
and the first appearance of the new
manufacturer of I'.lms. the "Mlna" '
Alms, or Made in North America. We
have a big surprise for you to-morrow.
Coming sopn. pictures of the Inaugural
parade —Advertisement.
\T THE VICTORIA TODAY
"Fighting the Flames: or. Wiien
iAindon Sleeps." Is the title of the fea
ture to be shown to-day at the Vic
toria. An Apex film, with many thrills,
it promises to be one of great Interest.
Also will he shown an American film
of two reels. "Restitution." The Pathe
News, which shows the events of the
world, this week features Billy Sun
dav. the very well-known evangelist,
as well as war scenes and pictures of
general Interest. This week closes the
"Mutual Girl" series, with a story of
her return to New York, where she
receives a surprise.—Advertisement.
Odd Fellows Boom
Beman For Grand Warden
Roy D. Retnan. o? Harrisburg, is
one of the candidates for the office of
grand warden of the Pennsylvania
Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows.
Mr. Beman is a member of the firm
of Brown & Co.. furniture dealers.
North Third street, and has been!
prominent in Odd Fellow work!
throughout the State for a number of
years, being especially interested in
the homes for orphans conducted by
the order in Pennsylvania, and Is vice
president of the Sunbury home cor
poration.
It is believed by many that some |
action will be taken at the next meet- '
ing of the Past Grands' association of j
the Southern District or Dauphin
county which meets at the hall ofi
Fountain Lodge. Third and Broad,'
(Brother Beman's own lodge) on Jan
uary 25, to further his interests and j
inaugurate a campaign in his favor.
The office of grand warden leads to'
that of grand master and is always,
most keenly contested, but Brother Be-i
man is a personal friend of the pres-1
ent incumbent and a good campaigner
and his friends are predicting his elec- •
tion. Harrisburg has two past grand I
masters of Pennsylvania in the Kev. ■
B. H. Hart and C. W. Myers.
The executive committee of the Past
Grands' association of Odd Fellows has •
engaged the Lebanon quartet to sing'
at the annual entertainment which is
to be held on the evening of Januarv
25 in White's Hall, Third and Broad!
streets. .
Kipling on British Humor
Finds Writers Dissenting
Special to The Telegraph
London. Jan. 20.—1n a recent article
Rudyard Kipling wrote that England's
new armies are humorous, "because,
for all our long faces, we are the only
genuinely humorous race on the
earth."
The Evening News has been collect
ing the opinons of prominent writers
regarding this "daring assertion." E.
V. Lucas thinks that Kipling probably
meant "facetious" instead of "humor
ous."' for he says: "Humor implies
imagination, in imagination we as
as a race are not rich."
F. Anstev, novelist, also dissents
from Kipling's view, saying: "If such
a claim were seriously made, I should
regard it as dangerously near the Ger
man boast that they are the sole pos
sessors of genuine culture. Perhaps
Kipling meant to include our Amer-1
ican cousins under 'we.' "
Walter Emanuel doesn't consider
the British n humorous nation, and'
adds: "Although I have never been In
the United States. I should say Amer
ica is a nation of humorists, to judge
by the intense wit of its slang, which I
take to be current conversational coin
over there. Over here, speaking
broadly, one has to ring a bell before
making a joke, or it will pass un
noticed."
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STORY RITEN'
By the Messenger Hoy
*
\\ hat I want to be is a renorter: so
1 aft the telegraph editer how to be
one and he said, practice, boy, practlco
tor three years till practice makes vou
perfeok and then if you act like you're
perfeck I'll Rive you a ,lob maybe.
How much?" 1 said. "Four a week,"
said the editer. So I'm goini? to prac
tice reportin till 1 get the job. What I
like about a reporter is the way 1 see
em going around the street with a pipe
and shiny pants and lots of friends at
the pollc station, street cleanln' de
partment and the Y. W. C. A. and
places where they get tobacco give to
them free.
1 am the .messenger bov that carries
message to the Telegraph so I'm go
ing to practice every dav for three
years and hand in a storv at the ..fflce
and then get the job. I can do it too
because 1 see lots of awful things hap
pen that never gets in the papers: so
I can write a story every dav that'll
make em sit up. They wont be stories
that the women will like. I guess, but I
ain't writin' them for them: I'm just
writing them for the practice: so 1
dont care.
n. R. SMITH TRANSFERRED
H F. Smith, formerly division super
\lsor of supplies of the Mnrrlsburtr di
vision of the Bell Telephone Companv,
has been transferred to the offlce of
the general superintendent of plant.
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PENN STATE GLEE CLUB
T'enn State's Glee Club of forty-nine wtudents. under the direction of C. c. Robinson, furnished the official music for Governor-elect Brumbaugh's In
sußiiranon jesterday. A short open-air program was given In connection with the inaugural ceremony in the morning and a special concert waa
rertiered this afternoon in the rotunda of the Capitol.
In addition to the clce club, the cadet band of sixty pieces and Company !•". the prize company of the Pennsylvania State College student regi
ment. comprising one hundred men participated in the inaugural parade. The students traveled to Harrlsburg and return on a special train leavins
I.emont early Tuesday morning. >
JANUARY 20. IW.