i i t i s r t F g r o a X o F ti hi ,U rii 3 I'OLD BY THE PRESS WAGS. KUMOKOUS STORIES THAT RAISE A LAUGH. WILL A RvtMnaMe Proiimptlon III Itnw lnea -Wlint rrrvvntnl I he Shot, gun Polity A Ijitkrwlde Itoiiiancc, A funeral procession was passing along the street. "AVho aro they going to bury?" in quired young Noodles of a staid old gen llcmnn who was standing near him on tho sidewnlk. "They nrc guing to bury tho body of Mr. Isaac Jones," responded tho old man. "What?" exclaimed Boodles. "Isaac Jones! Is he dead.'" "I presume ho is, young man," said the old citizen, looking gravely over his spectacles at Doodles. " "I beiievo it is not tho custom hero to bury people alive." Then it dawned upon Doodles that ho had asked a very thoughtless and silly question. Peopled Piicr. Ilia ISiihlness. The other day on an Arkansas, rail way train, an important-looking gentle man took a seat besido a quiet man and began a conversation: "I am going up to Little Rock," he said, "to get a pardon for a convicted thief. I'm not personally acquainted with the governor, but ho can't afford to refuse nic." "Is the fellow guilty?" asked tho man. "Of course he is, but that makes no dilTercnco. His friends have agreed to givo me five hundred dollars if I get him out, and tho thermometer is very low when I can't put up a good talk. 'Where ere you traveling?" "Going to Little Rock." "Do you live thero?" "Yes." "Perhaps you might bo of some servico to mo. What business are you in?" "I'm tho governor." Arkcuisaie Trav tlcr. What Prevented. He had been stopping at a hotel for a day or two, seemingly unnoticed by any of tho clerks or employes, and it struck him so queerly that he sat down besido a man, who appeared to bo a guest, and said: "Good many of us here?" "Yes." "Some going and somo coming all tho time?" "Yes," "I don't see why I couldn't 'walk out and take the train for homo without pay ing my bill." The other made no reply, and after a minute tho first one continued: "What is to prevent me from jumping my bill, as I have no baggage?" "Oh, nothing much, "except that I'm employed here as a spotter, and have had my eyes on you ever since you reg istered 1" Ten minutes later the stranger settled his bill up to tho next day noon, but ho continued to carry tho look of a man who'd like to kick somebody, Detroit Fru Press. The Shotgun Poller Two men were standing at the gate of a country farm yard whittling sticks and giving each other dots about managing women. "Talk sassy to 'em," the muii on the outside of the fence said, "an' yo'll 6ee how they'll be fotched down." Just then the cabin dooor opened, aniUan(l a rcci-neauea, long-necked woman yelled : "Say, 'Zeke, ther flour's out!" "Out whar?" he yelled back. "Out'n tho bar'l," she answered. "Wall, put it back an' cover it up tighter," ho replied, while tho outside mun grinned. "Don't you see how she's hacked a' ready," ho laughed, when the fiery top knot disappeared. "I does," spoke the elated victor. Pres ently the same shrill voice cried : " 'Zeke, I'se gwine over .to mar's, an' ef ye think ther measles air ketchin', I'll leave ther baby Jiyar." "Dunno whether they's ketchin' er not," replied the husband. . "I've never seed 'em ketch eny thing." Again the head was drawn back, amid applause from tho outside. The next time the door opened tho muzzle of a shotgun was poked out, and a bead drawn on the saucy man. " 'Zeke," came the solemn voice. "Melindy," he gasped, looking in vain for some place to dodge. '"Zeke," she continued, "ther flour's out." "All rite, I'm off ter the mill at once," ' ho answered, shiveringly. " 'Zeke, I'm gwine over ter mar's fer a spell ; d'ye think the measles is ketchin' ?" "No, Melindy, I seed pap ter -day, an' ho sed the children wuz all wet?1 "Kerrect," she said, lowering the gun. "I'm oil. Ye can sorter clean up ther place 'till I git back, but be shore ter stay Inside while I'm gone." "All right "ho answered, meekly, mov ing aside to let hur pass. Atlanta Consti tution. A Lakcklde Itomnnce. "Do you really love me, Beryl ?" A pair of soft, lustrous eyes looked up inquiringly into the face of llarlold Wy veme, and over tho sweet, girlish face swept a wave of pallor, quickly followed by a sunny smile as sho saw by the ex pression of Harold's face that kis question had not been asked in seriousness. "How you frightened me," she said, nestling closo besido him iu the confiding, trustful way that is so characteristic of woman when she is about to lay pipo for anew bonnet. "If you had been in earnest, Harold, I believe your words would have broken my heart" and stepping to the other sido of tho conserv atory, into which they had wandered lifter the last wait., sho gazed stead fastly out into tho deepening gloom of a November night. "Poor littlo birdling," said Harold to himself, "how madly she loves mo. Sly words, even though spoken in jest, have affected her strangely, and she steals uway for an instant to conceal the tears that cannot ba restrained." Harold had never been arrested for knowing too much. He was a young man of singularly pure lifo and tight pauts, and never once had there swept uc-ross the unflecked horizon of his lawu teniiis and curette existence the cold, stolid fact that after whirling in the dreamy measures of a waltz even tho bost women love to steal awhilo away and stand unostentatiously on the sido of their feet in ordor that their corns may throb untrammcled in all tho buoyant gladness of a temporarily-removed slipper. And so,' when he started to cross tho conservatory Beryl's quick movement was interpreted m a thrill of joy at his approach, ni.d tliero welled up from his heart a great flood of love for his girl a maelstrom of tender affection that, ho could neither control nor explain. And when ho had reached Dervl's sido he saw again tho lustrous eyes looking into his, felt the dewy lips quivering be neath the largo, three-story-and-basement kiss that ho pressed upon them, ond over all there camo the subtlo odor of tho flowers that surrounded them fitincensa indeed of the altar of a pure and passion less love. "I know you love mo, darling," ho said, drawing her closo to his sky-bluo suspender and bendinsr tenderly above the coronal of goldeu hair that her father had agreed to pay for the first of the month. "I know it full well, and it was wrong of me very wrong to cause you pain. Am I forgiven ?" For answer sho twined her white, gleaming arms about his neck, and, as ho stood there, a willing prisoner in those dimpled fetters of love, sho kissed him in tho low, non-revcrberatinjr fashion sho had learned at Vassal'. "Yes," sho said, "I do indeed love you, and when wo aro married I will prove that love by a test whose potency cannot bo denied even by those w ho scoff at wedded bliss. You will know then that my love for you is not tho ephemeral passion of a day, but a deep, cudurinjr current that flows on and on forever." "What is that test?" ho askod. "I shall," sho replies, "never try to make biscuit." Chicago Triburu. Tho Costliest or Tulpits. Tho Old World cathedrals have some wonderful pulpits. But it has been re served for tho whito marblo cathedral of New York to have tho most expensive pulpit, which is to bo constructed of Carrara marble, and is to bo erected as an offering of tho clergy of tho archdiocese of New York to Cardinal McClosky, on the occasion of tho anniversary of his golden jubilee. The pulpit will be thir teen feet high, of an octagonal shape, approached by seventeen steps to tho platform. Tho pulpit proper will bo threo feet six inches in height. The steps will be of whito marble, with an ornamental gothic balustrade. Tho baso of the pulpit will be of Winchester mar blo four feet wide and thirty-nine inches high, on which there is to bo a mold ing corresponding with the columns of the cathedral. On tho top of this molding thero will be a central col umn of white marble fourteen inches in diameter, surrounded by eight columns of colored marble, with white marble bases and caps ornamented with foliage. Above tho columns there are two rows of rich foliage, going beyond the lines ,-of the columns sufficiently to mako tho base of tho molding live feet six inches in diameter. This base marble molding is ornamented with a ball of flowers in the cove. The ground plan of this mold ing as well as of the pulpit ia octagonal. The pulpit is to rest against one of tho marble pillars of the cathedral, and will have six sides which are exposed, ono being occupied by tho entrance to the stairs. On the five corners of the pulpit which are exposed there will be Gothic canopies and brackets under them, supporting statues of rive great preachersof tho Cath olic church. The places between the can opies will bo richly paneled in Gothic style, the columns of which, as well as of those of tho canopies, will be polished Mexican onyx. The ground of the panels will be of a rich Gothic tracery; the groups above the panels will be of a rich foliage, surmounted by a table molding ornamented, which is tho top of tho pul pit. A Cure for Diphtheria. A co-respondent of tho Baltimorean writes iu tho following confident strain : Tho following is said to be an almost cer tain cure for that terrible scourge, "diph theria." If it should save 6ome dear child, or even one of larger growth ond more mature years, I shall bemore than compensated for the little trouble ta which 1 have been subjected in prepar ing it for the columns of your journal: Should you or any of your family be attacked with diphtheria, be not alarmed, as it is easily and speedily cured without a doctor. When it was raging in Eng land, I accompanied Doctor Field on his rounds to witness tho so-called "wonder ful cures" he performed, while the pa tients of others were dropping on all sides. The remedy to be rapid must bo simple. All he took with him was pow der of sulphur and a quill.aud with these he cured every patient without exception. Ho put a spoonful of flower of brim stone into a wine glass full of water, and stirred it with his llntrer instenrl of not a spoon, as tho sulphur does readily amalgamate with water. hen the sulphur mixed ho gave It as a gargle, and' in ten minutes tho patient was out of danger. Brimstone kills every specie of fungus in man, beast, and plant in a few r 'nutes. In extreme cases, in which he had been called just in the nick of timo, when tho fungus was too nearly closed to allow tho gargling, ho blew tho sulphur through a quill into tho throat, and after the fungus had shrank to allow of it, then tho gargling. Ho never lost a patient of diphtheria. If a patient cannot ranle, take a live coal. put it on a shovel and sprinkle a spoonful or two of flour of brimstone at a time upon it, let tho sufferer inhale it, and the fun gus will die. If plentifully used the whole room may bo filled to suffo cation; the patient can walk about in it, inhaling the fumes, with doors and win dows shut. Tho mode of fumigating a room with sulphur has often cured most violent attacks of colds in the head, chest, etc., at any time, and is- recom mended in cases of consumption and asth ma." How Corn Pops. When pop corn is gradually heated, and so hot that tho oil inside the kernels turns to gus, this gas cannot escape through the hull of the kernels, but when the interior pressure gets strong enough it bursts the grain, and the explosion is so violent that it shatters it iu the moat curious manner. iNEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN. "Thro are "no rulos of'faShion " this season. High collars and high coiffures are all tho rage. Gold and red quills are anon on hats for little girls. A great many natural grosses are used In millinery. Flower bonnets are revived under new names and shapes. Boston has a woman saxophone soloist, Miss Asenath Major. Henry George, the land reformer, be. licves in woman suffrage. Tho ladies of Panama smoke long, slender cigars on the street. Embroidered infants' caps have dorp capes attached to them this year. The waistcoat ending in paniers is re vived on now demi-season dresses. For traveling gowns" grey camel's-hair is and will be the fashionable fabric. , Mad ame Kowalewski, a Russian lady, occupies tho chair of mathematics at the high school in Stockholm. A woman recently died at Belfast, Ire land, who worked as a man laborer at tho dock-yard thero for thirty ears. A new material is silk veiling, printed In exquisitely tinted flowers. It is in tended to bo combined with plain veil ing. The most fashionable colors for light summer goods are crcvettc, cream, ivorv. pistoche, green, mode, russc, reseda and ( cioi. A great deal of ribbon in the way of clustered loops and belts and bows, is seen upon tho summer toilets for young girls. . Infants' long cloaks are now made alto gether with sleeves, and in somo cases with elaborate deep collar, instead of tho long capo. Parasols covered with real Spanish lace, with a crvstal ball on tho handle, are shown in the JJew York dry-goods stores. They cost 03 high as $90." Dresses are made for little girls of all ages of Persian embroidery in vivid car dinal and deep bluo. The material is very thin and suitable for summer. Ginghams in monochrome, trimmed with many rows of whito washing braid, will be favorite utility dresses for tho mountain and seaside this summer. Mrs. Upshur, wife of Colonel Upshur, recently, in India, was standiug on a rock while a tiger was raging around. The lady killcd the tiger at first shot. Large mull and nansook handkerchiefs for neckwear have borders of bright bluo and red leaves printed around tho edco. and will be very pretty with summer dresses. A great novelty in dress material is nun's veiling brocaded. Soma of the Ealcst colors are remarkable for their eauty, and will make admirable evening dresses for summer wear. Many ladies are again choosing the glazed kid glove in preference to those which aro undressed. Silk, and silk and linen gloves will, however, take tho lead in popularity during hot weather. Mrs. Kate N. Doggett, whoso death in Cuba was recently announced, was ono of the most cultivated women of our Western States, and will bo remembered both as a writer and a lecturer. Sho was tho translator of Charles Blanc's "Gram mar of Painting and Engraving (1873). In spite of the large importation of elaborate costumes composed of several costly fabrics, plainly made dresses all of one material, of good quality but with little trimming, ore seen everywhere, and aro most worn by women wno are con sidered as authority in matters of dress and fashion. There never was a time when dress counted for so little in the estimate of character as now, according to a well known writer on social topics. It is get ting to be pretty well understood that a woman who is celebrated for hor clothes is known for nothing else, for few have strength enough to divide up in several different directions, and if it is exhausted in the one, it is not likely to be expected in another. The most expensivo kind of false hair is natural silver white. It is worth $18 or $20 an ounce, moro than its weight in gold. Bleachod white hair is worth only $3 an ounce. Natural hair of ordinary shades is worth from $5 to $20 a pound, except the hair collected by ragpickers, which brings only from $1 to $3. Tho value of different colors of hair depends on the fashion. Yellow hair, not golden, is almost useless. A pretty and youthful toilet is of rose pink silk and soft gray cashmoro. The short, round skirt is of the silk slashed , around the edgo, with tho narrow strips thus formed drawn under, forming a series of loops under which is arrangod a full plaiting of tho gray cashmere. The drapery is also of the cashmere drawn across tho front and sides in the form of two full knotted sashes, falling in the back from the waist to the foot of the skirt in soft lines, and looso, irregular puffs. One of the mest exquisite of Holbein's works was a miniature of Anne of Cloves, and no less beautiful, as a work of art, the box in which it was carried to Eng land. This lovely receptacle was in the form of a whito rose delicately carved in ivory. When unscrewed, there lay the miniature nestling in the heart of the flower. This unusually wrought bit of handicraft with the fa'9 within was men tioned by Horaci Walpole as in his day to be seen, perfectly preserved, in a pri vate cabinet, and, as lie well exclaim i, " What a treasure !" A Mountain Sinking. A remarkable occurrence is reported from Bona, Algeria. An isolated moun tain, Jebel Naiba, 800 mutrcs in height is rapidly decreasing in altitude, and rouud its baso a considerable cavity is being formed. Tho whole mass of the mountain is evidently sinking.. The neighborhood of Bona must, however, have already been the scene of a similar phenomenon. Lake Fez.ara, which meas ured over 12,000 hectares in extent, did not exist during the time of the Romans. Its depth iu the center is ouly 2.00 me tres. Investigations which wore made in 1870 showed that the remains of a Roman town now lie in the lake: this town has. ; therefore, probnblv sunk in tho same mau- ' tir aa th mountain ' " - A IK A HI (J KVKXT. APmhrr'a Hemmr n.i.i plf-lnfllrtd Trewtti - Ilia Min l lnnl llrarnis loo l.nle la Hut 11 in Pitrpnt. The prnphie roeurmn c that Is torlli lelow id i nn nf tlif most ronmrknMeepisrHl. in tlin tloim-stio history of America. Mtis abeo utfl truth which can mulilv lx veritlod. The inhabit tntt of ti e itlenmnt town of Cortlnivl, N. Y., were aliivktvl one morning liy tho nnnniiiKHMiient that Mr. ITnton Kindgo, one oF their most prominent ciUr.t'IM. Iiml committal siiit-M. The news uprrnd rapidly nnd aroused the entire neiulibirlioxl where Mr. Hindoo wns so we 1 nnd favorably known. At first it set-mitl 1 up wsililo that nnv ono so quiet and domestic could do so rash a deed, and the inquirr was heard on every sido hs t tho enu-e. The facta as de veloped on investigation proved to be as follows: Mr. Kindge was domestic in his taste and took tho greatest enjoyment in the society of his children and iiriiWin tlioir doveloinint. And indeed ho iind good reason to Iw jiroud for they gave premise of loni; lives of suocoss ami UFpfulnoM. Hut an evil dny came. His Youngest mm, William, iM-gnn to how sinus of nn parly decay, llo felt unusually tired cat-h dny. and-would sometimes hIccti the en tire afternoon if iwrinittisl to do no. His head pained him, not acutely, but with a dull, heavy feeling. There was a sinking sensation Rtthe jiitjof his stoniaih. llo lost all relish for food and much of his interest for tilings nlxwt him. He tried manfully to over come tlio-e fee ings, but they seemed rtmnRor than Ins will. Ho began to lofe llesh rapidly. Tho father Peon me nlnrmod ond consulted physii inns as to the cause of his s n's lino r, lint they wore una Moto explti n. Kirnllv Foteie sore broke oct on his arms an I he'wi s take i to Bulfalo, wlirr.t a pn nfcl operntion wtn prrforaiod re sulting in tin' lo8 of iiiueli blood but afford ing little relief. The young ninn returned home and a 1 o ineil of ihysi inns wa called. After nu exhaustive exnmii a i m thev de- c'ai ed tin re wns no hope of final recovery and tint l e m-st dio w.t mi n vrry fewdnys. To descril v tin nony which this announcement nued tho father would b. imp -ssihlo. His inird fnilcd ti gnu-p iu full m anin? at first; tl e 1 fln illy to 1110 1 to t o nprei end it, but Un lord was to 1 great. In nn no'iy of tremy be fpized a kni e nnd foxik his own li'e, pro frrrinjc death rather t 'nn to survive his idoli'ed son. At that time William Kindgo was too weak to know hnt was transpiring. His face had turned bin k, hU breath censed entirely at fines, and his fri nds waited for his death, believing that the fiend Fright's disease of the ki(lney8,from which he wa a siitieror, 1 ould not bo removed. In this supreme mo ment iUinm's sister came forward and dt clnred she wo lid make a tlunl attempt tosave her brother. Tho doctcn intorioaed, ossi r ing her it wns u eless an 1 that she would only hasten the end bythi means she propo-e'-l to en poy. lut An wns firm, nnd vutting all line , approached her brother's side and administered aremdey whi h hhs fortunately had on hand. W ithin an hour he Boomed, more ensv, and before the day was ovrr he showed signs of tloci led improvement. Hies) favorable signs continued, nnd to-day Wil liam H. liindge is well, having lieen virtually raited from tho dend through tin marvelous power of Warner's afo ( ure, as can lie rea dily verifiel by any litien of Cortland. Any one who reflects upon the facts above descriUil must haea foeliii'of salnoss. The fa' her, dend by his own hand, supposing his sons recovery to be impossible; the son restored to health to mourn the low of Us father and the agonized relatives with a mem ory of sadness to forever darken their liven. Had Clinton lfindge known that his son could recover ho would to-day be alive and happy, but the facts which turned his brain and caused him to commit suicide were such as any one would accept as true. However sad this cue may be, the truth remains that thousands of people are at this moment in an gieat actual pei il as William Hinilge and in us great danger of causing misery if not death to their friends. I,iver and ki hiey d.sea-es are become the most common and 111 si daneerous of anv or alt modern com hunts. They are the most do- cepuv their I reptiViii their beginning and horrible in (rani stagt s. 1 hev are far more decen- five than consumption, and can ruielv be du- tected even by skillfel phyt-i inns unless a microscopic analysis lie resorted to, and few d' ctors under-itund how to do this. Their slinht.'st approach, or possibility of nppioach should striko terror t the one who is threatened as well as to all his or her f riends. These diseases have no distinct symptoms, but come in the form of lassitude, loss of appetite, aching miiHclesaud joints, dull headaches, pains in the back, stomach and chest, i-our stomach, recurriug sistns of cold, ii regular 1 u sat. oils of the heart, and frement dizinus. If neglected, tlee symptoms are certain to run into chron ic ki Inov and liviir or Bright s dis ase, from which there is sure to lie a great amount of agony ami only one means of escape, whi -h is by the use of Warner's Safe Cure. -The imimrtaii'-'e of taking this great remedy iinon tho slightest apiienrance of any of the above fymptoiiis cannot lie too strongjy Impressed upon the minds of all readers who desire to es aoe death and pain and prolong life with all its pleasures and bles. ings. Taper Bottles. Paper bottles are now mads on a large scale in Germany and Austria. The paper must be well sized. The following is said to be a good receipt for the paper: Ten parts of rags, forty of straw, fifty of brown wood pulp. The paper is im pregnated or coated on both sides with sixty parts of delilbrinated fresh blood, thirty-five parts of lime powder, five parts sulphate of alumina. After drying, ten or twelvti rolled leaves are coated again, placed over each other, and then placed in heated molds. The albumen in the blood forms a combination on pressure with the lime which is perfectly proof against spirits, etc. The bottles hi p innilc in two pieces, which are joined afterwards. "Five ears ago my life was a dread all the time f 1 0111 heart iiiseos; sim e using Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator, the Knglih lan- cuaire would tail me 111 1 lllug the cood 1 re- reived." Kate Musrove, Coloma, ind. For sale at druggists. A man's wisdom is his le-t friend, folly his woisi enemy. A startling fact. Heart diVase is only in ferior in fatality to ons;im turn; do not sutler fr. m it b' t use I r. Oraes Htaro Rez- ulntor. It has cured thousand-, why not you f H at arugsitts. Fascy r 111s nio t fi-riox'-ly when conscien e drive it. guilty Anv ludv who desires further information that can be phen iu 1 ho linute 1 public spare ot new sraper columns can obtain Airs. Lyma K. l'inki am s pamph'et "(Juide to Health," by sending a stamp to l.ymi, Mass.. Kxi'KltiENCE. that chill toui h-tone whete sad 1 reo! reduces all things li o:u their hue. When Yn'l I oel IHue nnd yoi.r I a" ache, an I your head feolt heavy, and you wai-e utire reshed in the ii on.iu anil your Uiwcls uie Klugih or cos :ive, you neo'f Kidney-Wort, it is nut ure f.reat renin ly and i:e er lulls ti relieve all 1 as ot li;s a e I KiuneYH. Icrnd Liver. Ci ns.ii at ion. Muh ria, i ;les l.he mati'tn, .1-. 11 1 crutos f.uiu t u eousiy 1 n the Kid- 1 evs, 1 iver an I Vowel-;, s rength -iiiiig the'ii iinil r it ir;im l.ealtly act.nn J ut up in both ury aim .njiitu lorm. rvm iiy all aruggists. l'u.-f. ili.... 11, t;. e ...1 4 i-i 1 .,. a ,i m in., , aiiuuai iltttl, Old i Id, Navy lnue, heal Rrown, Hiaim nd l)yisgie pir.tct results. Any lasl ionali'e c oh 1, )() , a: druggi-ts. Wells, nu -narmon i iu, i.ur ington, v t. KimimIi uii furiia." Ask for We lh' "Hough on Corns." 15c. (.liiiek, comp'ete erne. Corns, wai'ti, bunions. J'liu-nix IVrtorul cures cold and CJUgU. 25. Camphor Milk cure oeLes and jioius. 85. For a c ild in t!u hi ad. there is nothing fcgO'i as Liuo s hemody lar Catarrh. Itew t Recure Health. It Is strange any one will suffer from d rangement bronght on by impure blood when Beorlirs Bamaparilla and Stilllngla, 01 Hlood and Uver Byrup, will restore health tc the physical organization. It is a strengthen ing syrup, pleasant to take, and the best blood purifier ever discovered, eurlng scrof ula, syphilitic disorders, weaknem of thi kidneys, erysipelas, malaria, nervous dis orders, debility, bilious complaints and dis eases of the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, 1 kin, etc. Mxkimah's Pcftonized sxsr touio, tht enlv preparntinn of beef containing its tniirt niibn iiou rropmiM.i It conums blood-miking force gonortingnd Ufo-sustalning properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general doliilityi also, in all enfeebled conditions, whotheV tht result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over work or acute disease, partioularly uf resulting from pulmonary oomplninta. Ciswell, Hazard 4 Co., Proprietors, New York. Bold by druggist. "Literally carried out of the systom." His- eao when attacked by Hnmnritnn Nervino. .Polin liarl-i, Kw., of oodliurn,fll.,wru: ' Bamnritnn Nervine cured my sons of tits." nurlitl-l'nlbn." Quick, complete cure, nil annoying Kidney, Bladder anil Urinary Diseases. 1. Druggists. The lllhl of the I'm. Oh, the orator's voice is a mighty power, As it echoes along the green, But the fearless jhmi hns more sway o'er men 10 sound tne praise or . ariMiune. 8,1 I'rnl. Will buy a Thkatimk on tub Horsi ahd lira Diskahks Book of WO ages, valuable to every owner of horses. Pontage stamps taken. Kent post aid. Nkw YoHK Hoiisk Book Co., io ijconaru ptreot, isow 1 or city. Itouzh en fnlia-hs." Knocks a Cough or Cold endwise. For children orjuhiltN. Troches, 15c. Liquid, 50c. HHKtM ATlHM. w tlson s onclcr" euros in 8 hours, or money relumed. Sent on receipt ol fJ. .Medicine leiot, m rark street, N. V. ALL who joy would win m u-t share it. Han piness was U.ra a twin. Three Peculiarities Th luperior qnalltlM of Hood's BaraapatUla area. eiiiM br thru wcnlltrlUm, ?lt : Hrx. The eombinatlon ef remedial aseote aaed. Btnxid. The proportion In whioh the? are nixed. rstni. The prooees bj whioh the aetife medleiul properties are teeured. The mult is a mdloine ot untune! streturth, which effect ouree hitherto unknown. These peculiarities are exeloiirelr peouller to Hood's Sarwparilla, and ere Unknown to Others " In four weeka Hood's 8raaperil!a made me a new man. Mjr heed (eased to eohe, end mr whole eretem U built ep anew, enjojtlnc perfect health. It lathe beet medienSe lerer need, and after trjinff others, 1 find 11 has no equal ."I . Baimnotok, ISO Bank street. New York (Jltr. " I hare bem troubled with (enerel dehilttr, and mi blood wee all out of order. I k Hood's Seresperllla and era feelinv perfectly well . It has been a greet ben efit tome." Fislit A. Fit, Lime, Ohio. Hood's Sarsaparllla Bold b all Dmirt.ts. ft; sis for la. Made oelr bf U, 1. 11UOU CIO., Apotheoeriea, Lowell, Maes. IOO Doses One Dollar I 1 DR. DAVIDS KENNEDY'S Pleasant la Take, Powerful la Cure, And Wrlroine In Every Home. KIDNEY Mild LIVER CURE lr. Krnnnly'R Knrnr It KriiKMly m adapted to II AfCfS nd both Htiii, tf-fi-rclmn prraanHnt tlitf m all cat unuMtd bjr iiupurit; or tht)on1, aucb mm Klj- UDV. ltlsilfiMt anri l.ia peculiar to woiiitm. It proTH ucuwntul In eim wher all othor madi oin had totally failed. NoMulTHror mould ditapAir m long mm tins rinedjr l untriwd. It haa ma un broken rcird of U4'ia for m,ujr fmmimt and ltaa won hoata n( warm tnmida. Aw you aunVrinir from anv diaeaaa traceable to tht t-ajstin mentioned If ao, lr Hrnut'dy m taken tiia personal and professional roputatiua ou th statement that lavorllo Itemed? will ao Sou iruod. r.ir sale by all druajiriats. or write to lr. David 0OSTEJTEBJ5 ltcKi'iieration for enferbled systems, stiff eriuK from a Ken- pralwautoltoue.aud its usual concouil lants, daiewlaand tii-rvuiiHUPHN. ie hi.. doiu ili-rlljc fnnu the llHeuf a uourlKh iutc dit ami HlnniiU of ai-tite. titiaiilrd. A liicilirine that will rfftict a mniiival f the Mp4H:ittr uhNtai'le to rcntiwf d health ami tutor, that is a pliuintM-orlvt'llve is hH r.al ltmd. It in t lie itoanPHBion ot tliis Krand rpquirfuit-nt which niakHa fioftPt. tpr'a Ktnmai-h Hit tore so effective an en inviiriirant. FnrMl., liy all Pnu'piBts and Dealers (jeuerally. ' WILBOB'S COMPOUND 07 PURE COD LIVER ATT A TT T TlfTI Bv M IU I I I .1 III rt Qr u u O To (lie ConNiimptlte. Wilbor's Cnmpmiud of Cod-Liver Oil ami Kni in, v ithout ixiaaaainK the very uauneatinff flavor nf tin artirle as heretofore uwd, is endowed bv ttie Phtmithutf of Lime with, a heal inn Probity which reud n tlin Oil doubly efhcai'iouM. lU-markiiblt! tetinniiialn of its efficacy can e shown. Holdby A. BJSVimoKCUtJ'niHt.btiMtou.anddniKKiHts. CatarrH THIS EMEDY' waa diaoorerad by it preaent proprietora.and ii the roault of ex peri men ta. baaed upon many years experience aa Pharmaeiita. Itii diffurHnt from otiier prtiparatioca uaed fur theae troublea ; being harmleeaaiid areable; otltnng ill I h re aped m a marked co-i-traMt tothe hANuvaoui AND HAKMFIL Lll'lUa SNt'rra ani cautehik inis puwiiUha. Apply by the fiiifrer into the HAYF-VER sll 4Ya IT P P ClI ouiar. 6ucuuat Urj-rl''- w "-Tm Kta. (Hi uvjuva by tuaii rea;iaMreii. i hLY BROTHERS, DruggiHta, Oiwego. N. Y. A OTIIfl A (THKI) ona new principle, to 1HJ III Ivl M Theai-. with Report, of Caew. u tiiui.u ii.si i r.t. tit. if.. i,iutcliaiutuu, N. X , LADIES!; Km ijd 6 cfQta fur una of our elngftnt advariiMinif vbroiuucarda. Ftil k Son. li WhbI ;-i.tiiht.. K,wv..rk 4f aamplea larje pretty ehromo reward, merit, credit. I f diploma, bu today, (nndaOip, a if l and achool aid lap I' nc Hat fn. l'ne Art t.. War ten. Fa. 9 WHILE OH THE VAY. Toth e Hnrprl.e nnd Ilellaht nf lie Vrlrnde fi l nnnaj l,nl Kn overs from nlnot 'ntnl ITrnrl Tronlilr - hnl llr. Ivl ienneily'e Knrnrlie Jtpinely Dun lo-A. niy llnine ( Irrlp. Nest t the mnA rintv nfl,niniil,. of our dear (lend to tlioir lona; rmt, is thnt at uiir invra livlnn, wli.-n stric ken with rtis--aw, innn hot liolp which nptirani the more lioticli the npnror It. in ni,i,tv,n,.l,l Yet when Mr Nieli.dn. ll.,.,il t ttr - - - - - . m . 1, ,,,,, VI4 11 O. V 1, - ly, CliemniiK I o , N. Y., loft his home some time sinc e for Nt.w York, It wns on inch an errnml. Ily his sitle wns his dauirhtnr. whom case Iind lxn nliandonrxl by his home l.hyni ctnns as one of inoiirnlilo dlwnse of the lie-nrt. When the train rvat'lutl IVrkskill It wasclpAr that the nliiunt dyinp; Rirl t.ouhl not le rar riiil a iniln lartluV with siifcty. Kiniuiatpl in iKxiy, siinU'rert in iurv, and niolniicholy in mind the lHKir ifirl had lmt interest in her own fat . Hut who mav know thrlr fat either for eoodorevilf Hy the earnest advice of friendu in 1'cekskill, Mr. Howell tenderly ronveved liis daiiKhtr to the olllce of Dr. I)avid Ken liwrty, in Honilout. N. Y'. Dr. Kennedy ner- reivwl that, she was snfTcriiiK from heart dim as, and also Irom an advanced stage of a roiiiuiiiit common to women. llavini: then dii-ections in reference t dit t and cloiliinir, the IhH'torpiescriliod whnt is now wen known as lK. 1)AV1I KKN NKDY'H KAVOKITU HKMKDY, (ltondout, N. Y.) as his yoimn onti-nt's only medicine. Not lontr after the threatenitiirsyiiiptonis van ished, the light ro'unied to lier eyes, tho IdiHim to her cheeks mi 1 lniipiness to her heart, an eximiple of a retnivery which is as wonderful as the medicine that effected it. L NFVF l V Bickness, Convul sions, St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all , , Nervous and Blood Disease, v' tVTTo Clerfrymen, Lswyers, Literary Men,' ' Merchants, Hankers, Ladles and all whoso sedentary employment causes Ncrvons Fro. tration, Irrepularitios of the blood, stomach, bowels or Kidneys, or who require a nerva tonic, appetizer or stimulant, Samaritan Nen- MM is Invaluable. tffTbou sands proclaim It the most 1 wonderful Iuvlpfor- ant Uial eversustaln ed a sinking system. Il.&U at Lirupcists. Th.DR. S.A.RICHMOND. MEDICAL CO., Sole Pro-1 (CONQUEROR J orietors, St. Jotsph, Mo. Chat! N. Crittenton, Agent, New York. (9 H8K Tbla poroui plaater In abaolaftelr t tit rer aoatlo, combining tho virtuM of hoita with rumi. balsa ma and ox- HOP PLASTER traoU. IU power La wonderfml In curlnr dlaeaMw whr other plaaton Imply relloTe, Crtck In ttia llaek mad Mnkt rain In tho SnUi or Umha, mil! Jotnta and MaarJea, Kidney Trouble. Hhaumatiarn, NourvJgia, Bora Cha etltartiona of tho Boarl and Liror.andalJpalnaorarhe In ay part curod InatAntly by tho Hop Uxttr. tW Try LAME it. rrloe m ctnU or fire for $l.K Mailed on rooelpt of price. Bold hf ail drurirUtj and country atorac iip Plutr Company, IVoprletors, Dotton, kmm, BACK 1M C vroroonatipatlun. Iota of appotlto and diaeaaeaof UK bowala take Hawlry's Btnmarh and Liver Pi lis, aenta. Walnut Lett! llalr lUatorar It It anttral difffirent from all other, and aa iti nam fndicatiaa perfect Vecttahle II air Kfwtoror. It wdl tmmadiatol free the bead from all dandruff, reatora fasir In tti natural ootor. and prndure a new cmwta wher it haa fallen o.T. ft doe not affect th health, which lulphur.aiuiarof leadandnitrataof atlver prpar atinnahaT doua. It will chance light or faded hair in a fw dij to a beautiful flomy brown. Auk your dnifaiti for it. haoh tMittle ia warranted. Hmith, Khna at o.. JVholeaila A'ti, Phila..l'a.t and C.W.Cnttanton. W. Y. TO SPECULATORS. Ri LINDiJlOln & CO., N. G. MILLER A CO. I 7 Chamber of WBmeriwer. Oomninroe, Uhiraa-n. Wew York. GRAIN ft FROVXSIOK BR0KEK3 Membwra of all prominent Pnxluo Fictianffee in N-f Tork, Chiraffn. hi, Lou ia and Milwaukee. Wehave oscIukito private teleraptiwire btweaaOht ai and New York. Will siwuta orderaon our ludg ineiit when reiiited. bend lor ciroulf" ootitatuintf particulara. KOitl. LlNHLiLUM A CO., Chicfo. m FOOTE's Original METHODS ni n Cvro MsdrNrw wlthontdoc ULU LI CO lora.mtdlcUieorKlasttca DIIPTII DC torrd wnho't nitration nUrlU nC or uncomfortable Uuaa. PrllllflQIQ Cured without cuttinp; NOME CURE! r,paliiloaa,aaie,aure. et. eanaea 1 mal trwitnif ut. t FIT UnnUlllUaucall-.! Mnrnrable." Wf.WttJ Address Dr. K. B. FOOTE, Box 788, W. T. Cttf. GOOD NEWS TO LADIES! tireatat luilut eiuiite ever Of. fered. Nuw'i your litns to at up order fur our celebrated I'rtu andf'filleea.andtHiciireabeaiil. f ul Oold Uaml or Mtsaa Rose l,nina Ti alSttt, ur Handrwun UecoraUMl a Uinm-r Set. ur t.oid Band Muafl Iec rated tuilft het. hi r lull particulara addreaa TIIK t.KBAT Ali:UI( AN TEA ( O., P. O. Bua 81 and &J Vaa-jy.wJk LIFE LOANS AT 4 PER CENT. WiVw frlnelpal need Mover paid mm laiiar aa laiLfreit la Lan aeaa- Na aecnrtty required etcept for Interet. and then oaty penoeat, Thf- hans ate f.u iworor atn ol moderate mttm, le amitunra lt)lOO. $oo r'ltlt LIKE, seiuliouncntt (..r pjimul.u H . ItWbcrta. i.(c.,IH W. ilk BU Ulnolaaall. GOrJSOLIPTEQri. I AeTe a po.Ulve remeOr for the abu.e dlieui; bv lt tlM thouisntl, of ceae of the wortt fttoil eud of lona etendlnL1 neve b.eQ curnd. lmlctMl, o ttroos If tot feltS Iu Iu iltrief, that 1 will ,eml TWO I1UTTI.KS FKRK, to f.lb.r wllh a Vil.l'iUI.K TKBATIHK oo thU abweae,!) aoj euJXerer. OWeKkprt.., khd V. O. eddrets. PB. T. A. SLUOt'M, IU feerlBt.. New Tors. riHE IlKAfTlFlT. IN AKT PICTITKEH, THK X licautiiul In litr-rary kiun, sikI thn lit-niitlftil in nvervtUiiiK tliat mukt-M uiu- Iiiiihs attractive, Itlus. tratrd in the eu-'iv unmlx-raol llKMHllEHT'8 MONTHI.V MAtiAaSE. l'rife, ivnu. Knia evorvhtre. Vt-arlv, $'i. uot full to eie this niodwl inei.'a.iu Now in tho time to HiiliMcrllie, Address. W. JENNINGS UEMOHEST, 17 East litll Btroi't, New Vork. HiK ALL ELSE f AILS. CouKhbyrup. laMieHaiMMl. in lime, noia ry UriiKKiula, ONK MILLION I.AIMi: WANTKII to -ma A cla, in muiiey or pi eteife Hlini-m lnr sample bottle ni ,tt Itrne'e t uinini-iuu llpauiilien re m'!7?f fre'll'' "d iiuar.e a littnmilul Sinoothriese and Colur to the roughest nkin and is r!ctly liariiileHa in Its usture. llo u..t fail to tnke edvauteitts of this Ojiportunily. K. UiievJUo., h6Nusu St., Stw Vojk. $12 CAPITAL ANQ A LIVING JHr eihioiiln with a .ip l.nntrm. jnwro is a rliHut'ti lor rvrrv nti. wuhunt miirh niTlion. lur l Ail(! l.ANTKitN end (I Vlt-we fi Mskos sn N.rmit iiirlnre. Juknbl eV lrt, 1st nth Are., N.Y. PLEASURE BOATS AXQ CANOES. beiidatauip fnr JlluHlrnied ulalij(ii) to J. II. IU Nil TON, i uiuuu, N.Y. -a S 4 aJK-W BTVI V VlulTI Vil a I laaJ w 4 1 rl. GEM JAH1 CO., Hocklsnd, alue. 4 'Rrd I llendsotue uew set osrdH four 1-e. iitamua, oljeulors I A. ii. Ils-ll. HnenUr, N, Y Pensions ElSm OL. L. BiNG. SfULi 1.1 u iinuatun. D. u. CAUfuoi Mil l ia the I " I.inimer t . Pric- I'b c-ntu" A T-itu,n .1 llouk. and hil.ls. f1UB. rJu...dji cent. MAiluMAl.l'uui.lkUlMu Co., f nusdelpuia, . r-Hixsii r.oTOKAL will ours jruur couh. Pdnt Mta. NYNU-lil t fjlijlla AKD IKKAI I IBI B w rail n CnalEEE r cutis M "est PATEflTS Send sump lor our Nnw Bonk oo rsieute. i.. Bi.MiHAM. P-t- eut Le;er, Wssaiii(Uw. D. U.
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