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gun Polity A Ijitkrwlde Itoiiiancc,
A funeral procession was passing along
the street.
"AVho aro they going to bury?" in
quired young Noodles of a staid old gen
llcmnn who was standing near him on
tho sidewnlk.
"They nrc guing to bury tho body of
Mr. Isaac Jones," responded tho old
man.
"What?" exclaimed Boodles. "Isaac
Jones! Is he dead.'"
"I presume ho is, young man," said
the old citizen, looking gravely over his
spectacles at Doodles. " "I beiievo it is
not tho custom hero to bury people
alive."
Then it dawned upon Doodles that ho
had asked a very thoughtless and silly
question. Peopled Piicr.
Ilia ISiihlness.
The other day on an Arkansas, rail
way train, an important-looking gentle
man took a seat besido a quiet man and
began a conversation:
"I am going up to Little Rock," he
said, "to get a pardon for a convicted
thief. I'm not personally acquainted
with the governor, but ho can't afford to
refuse nic."
"Is the fellow guilty?" asked tho man.
"Of course he is, but that makes no
dilTercnco. His friends have agreed to
givo me five hundred dollars if I get him
out, and tho thermometer is very low
when I can't put up a good talk. 'Where
ere you traveling?"
"Going to Little Rock."
"Do you live thero?"
"Yes."
"Perhaps you might bo of some servico
to mo. What business are you in?"
"I'm tho governor." Arkcuisaie Trav
tlcr. What Prevented.
He had been stopping at a hotel for a
day or two, seemingly unnoticed by any
of tho clerks or employes, and it struck
him so queerly that he sat down besido
a man, who appeared to bo a guest, and
said:
"Good many of us here?"
"Yes."
"Some going and somo coming all tho
time?"
"Yes,"
"I don't see why I couldn't 'walk out
and take the train for homo without pay
ing my bill."
The other made no reply, and after a
minute tho first one continued:
"What is to prevent me from jumping
my bill, as I have no baggage?"
"Oh, nothing much, "except that I'm
employed here as a spotter, and have
had my eyes on you ever since you reg
istered 1"
Ten minutes later the stranger settled
his bill up to tho next day noon, but ho
continued to carry tho look of a man
who'd like to kick somebody, Detroit
Fru Press.
The Shotgun Poller
Two men were standing at the gate of
a country farm yard whittling sticks and
giving each other dots about managing
women. "Talk sassy to 'em," the muii
on the outside of the fence said, "an' yo'll
6ee how they'll be fotched down."
Just then the cabin dooor opened, aniUan(l
a rcci-neauea, long-necked woman yelled :
"Say, 'Zeke, ther flour's out!"
"Out whar?" he yelled back.
"Out'n tho bar'l," she answered.
"Wall, put it back an' cover it up
tighter," ho replied, while tho outside
mun grinned.
"Don't you see how she's hacked a'
ready," ho laughed, when the fiery top
knot disappeared.
"I does," spoke the elated victor. Pres
ently the same shrill voice cried :
" 'Zeke, I'se gwine over .to mar's, an'
ef ye think ther measles air ketchin', I'll
leave ther baby Jiyar."
"Dunno whether they's ketchin' er not,"
replied the husband. . "I've never seed
'em ketch eny thing."
Again the head was drawn back, amid
applause from tho outside. The next
time the door opened tho muzzle of a
shotgun was poked out, and a bead drawn
on the saucy man.
" 'Zeke," came the solemn voice.
"Melindy," he gasped, looking in vain
for some place to dodge.
'"Zeke," she continued, "ther flour's
out."
"All rite, I'm off ter the mill at once,"
' ho answered, shiveringly.
" 'Zeke, I'm gwine over ter mar's fer a
spell ; d'ye think the measles is ketchin' ?"
"No, Melindy, I seed pap ter -day, an'
ho sed the children wuz all wet?1
"Kerrect," she said, lowering the gun.
"I'm oil. Ye can sorter clean up ther
place 'till I git back, but be shore ter stay
Inside while I'm gone."
"All right "ho answered, meekly, mov
ing aside to let hur pass. Atlanta Consti
tution. A Lakcklde Itomnnce.
"Do you really love me, Beryl ?"
A pair of soft, lustrous eyes looked up
inquiringly into the face of llarlold Wy
veme, and over tho sweet, girlish face
swept a wave of pallor, quickly followed
by a sunny smile as sho saw by the ex
pression of Harold's face that kis question
had not been asked in seriousness.
"How you frightened me," she said,
nestling closo besido him iu the confiding,
trustful way that is so characteristic of
woman when she is about to lay pipo for
anew bonnet. "If you had been in
earnest, Harold, I believe your words
would have broken my heart" and
stepping to the other sido of tho conserv
atory, into which they had wandered
lifter the last wait., sho gazed stead
fastly out into tho deepening gloom of a
November night.
"Poor littlo birdling," said Harold to
himself, "how madly she loves mo. Sly
words, even though spoken in jest, have
affected her strangely, and she steals uway
for an instant to conceal the tears that
cannot ba restrained."
Harold had never been arrested for
knowing too much. He was a young
man of singularly pure lifo and tight
pauts, and never once had there swept
uc-ross the unflecked horizon of his lawu
teniiis and curette existence the cold,
stolid fact that after whirling in the
dreamy measures of a waltz even tho bost
women love to steal awhilo away and
stand unostentatiously on the sido of
their feet in ordor that their corns may
throb untrammcled in all tho buoyant
gladness of a temporarily-removed
slipper. And so,' when he started to
cross tho conservatory Beryl's quick
movement was interpreted m a thrill of
joy at his approach, ni.d tliero welled up
from his heart a great flood of love for
his girl a maelstrom of tender affection
that, ho could neither control nor explain.
And when ho had reached Dervl's sido
he saw again tho lustrous eyes looking
into his, felt the dewy lips quivering be
neath the largo, three-story-and-basement
kiss that ho pressed upon them, ond over
all there camo the subtlo odor of tho
flowers that surrounded them fitincensa
indeed of the altar of a pure and passion
less love.
"I know you love mo, darling," ho
said, drawing her closo to his sky-bluo
suspender and bendinsr tenderly above
the coronal of goldeu hair that her
father had agreed to pay for the first of
the month. "I know it full well, and it
was wrong of me very wrong to cause
you pain. Am I forgiven ?"
For answer sho twined her white,
gleaming arms about his neck, and, as ho
stood there, a willing prisoner in those
dimpled fetters of love, sho kissed him
in tho low, non-revcrberatinjr fashion sho
had learned at Vassal'. "Yes," sho said,
"I do indeed love you, and when wo aro
married I will prove that love by a test
whose potency cannot bo denied even by
those w ho scoff at wedded bliss. You
will know then that my love for you is
not tho ephemeral passion of a day, but
a deep, cudurinjr current that flows on
and on forever."
"What is that test?" ho askod.
"I shall," sho replies, "never try to
make biscuit." Chicago Triburu.
Tho Costliest or Tulpits.
Tho Old World cathedrals have some
wonderful pulpits. But it has been re
served for tho whito marblo cathedral of
New York to have tho most expensive
pulpit, which is to bo constructed of
Carrara marble, and is to bo erected as an
offering of tho clergy of tho archdiocese
of New York to Cardinal McClosky, on
the occasion of tho anniversary of his
golden jubilee. The pulpit will be thir
teen feet high, of an octagonal shape,
approached by seventeen steps to tho
platform. Tho pulpit proper will bo
threo feet six inches in height. The
steps will be of whito marble, with an
ornamental gothic balustrade. Tho baso
of the pulpit will be of Winchester mar
blo four feet wide and thirty-nine inches
high, on which there is to bo a mold
ing corresponding with the columns of
the cathedral. On tho top of this
molding thero will be a central col
umn of white marble fourteen inches
in diameter, surrounded by eight columns
of colored marble, with white marble
bases and caps ornamented with foliage.
Above tho columns there are two rows of
rich foliage, going beyond the lines ,-of
the columns sufficiently to mako tho base
of tho molding live feet six inches in
diameter. This base marble molding is
ornamented with a ball of flowers in the
cove. The ground plan of this mold
ing as well as of the pulpit ia octagonal.
The pulpit is to rest against one of tho
marble pillars of the cathedral, and will
have six sides which are exposed, ono
being occupied by tho entrance to the
stairs.
On the five corners of the pulpit which
are exposed there will be Gothic canopies
and brackets under them, supporting
statues of rive great preachersof tho Cath
olic church. The places between the can
opies will bo richly paneled in Gothic
style, the columns of which, as well as of
those of tho canopies, will be polished
Mexican onyx. The ground of the panels
will be of a rich Gothic tracery; the
groups above the panels will be of a rich
foliage, surmounted by a table molding
ornamented, which is tho top of tho pul
pit. A Cure for Diphtheria.
A co-respondent of tho Baltimorean
writes iu tho following confident strain :
Tho following is said to be an almost cer
tain cure for that terrible scourge, "diph
theria." If it should save 6ome dear
child, or even one of larger growth ond
more mature years, I shall bemore than
compensated for the little trouble ta
which 1 have been subjected in prepar
ing it for the columns of your journal:
Should you or any of your family be
attacked with diphtheria, be not alarmed,
as it is easily and speedily cured without
a doctor. When it was raging in Eng
land, I accompanied Doctor Field on his
rounds to witness tho so-called "wonder
ful cures" he performed, while the pa
tients of others were dropping on all
sides. The remedy to be rapid must bo
simple. All he took with him was pow
der of sulphur and a quill.aud with these
he cured every patient without exception.
Ho put a spoonful of flower of brim
stone into a wine glass full of water,
and stirred it with his llntrer instenrl
of
not
a spoon, as tho sulphur does
readily amalgamate with
water. hen the sulphur mixed ho
gave It as a gargle, and' in ten minutes
tho patient was out of danger. Brimstone
kills every specie of fungus in man, beast,
and plant in a few r 'nutes. In extreme
cases, in which he had been called just in
the nick of timo, when tho fungus was
too nearly closed to allow tho gargling,
ho blew tho sulphur through a quill into
tho throat, and after the fungus had
shrank to allow of it, then tho gargling.
Ho never lost a patient of diphtheria. If
a patient cannot ranle, take a live coal.
put it on a shovel and sprinkle a spoonful
or two of flour of brimstone at a time upon
it, let tho sufferer inhale it, and the fun
gus will die. If plentifully used the
whole room may bo filled to suffo
cation; the patient can walk about in it,
inhaling the fumes, with doors and win
dows shut. Tho mode of fumigating a
room with sulphur has often cured most
violent attacks of colds in the head,
chest, etc., at any time, and is- recom
mended in cases of consumption and asth
ma." How Corn Pops.
When pop corn is gradually heated,
and so hot that tho oil inside the kernels
turns to gus, this gas cannot escape
through the hull of the kernels, but when
the interior pressure gets strong enough
it bursts the grain, and the explosion is
so violent that it shatters it iu the moat
curious manner.
iNEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN.
"Thro are "no rulos of'faShion " this
season.
High collars and high coiffures are all
tho rage.
Gold and red quills are anon on hats for
little girls.
A great many natural grosses are used
In millinery.
Flower bonnets are revived under new
names and shapes.
Boston has a woman saxophone soloist,
Miss Asenath Major.
Henry George, the land reformer, be.
licves in woman suffrage.
Tho ladies of Panama smoke long,
slender cigars on the street.
Embroidered infants' caps have dorp
capes attached to them this year.
The waistcoat ending in paniers is re
vived on now demi-season dresses.
For traveling gowns" grey camel's-hair
is and will be the fashionable fabric. ,
Mad ame Kowalewski, a Russian lady,
occupies tho chair of mathematics at the
high school in Stockholm.
A woman recently died at Belfast, Ire
land, who worked as a man laborer at
tho dock-yard thero for thirty ears.
A new material is silk veiling, printed
In exquisitely tinted flowers. It is in
tended to bo combined with plain veil
ing. The most fashionable colors for light
summer goods are crcvettc, cream, ivorv.
pistoche, green, mode, russc, reseda and (
cioi.
A great deal of ribbon in the way of
clustered loops and belts and bows, is
seen upon tho summer toilets for young
girls.
. Infants' long cloaks are now made alto
gether with sleeves, and in somo cases
with elaborate deep collar, instead of tho
long capo.
Parasols covered with real Spanish
lace, with a crvstal ball on tho handle,
are shown in the JJew York dry-goods
stores. They cost 03 high as $90."
Dresses are made for little girls of all
ages of Persian embroidery in vivid car
dinal and deep bluo. The material is
very thin and suitable for summer.
Ginghams in monochrome, trimmed
with many rows of whito washing braid,
will be favorite utility dresses for tho
mountain and seaside this summer.
Mrs. Upshur, wife of Colonel Upshur,
recently, in India, was standiug on a
rock while a tiger was raging around.
The lady killcd the tiger at first shot.
Large mull and nansook handkerchiefs
for neckwear have borders of bright bluo
and red leaves printed around tho edco.
and will be very pretty with summer
dresses.
A great novelty in dress material is
nun's veiling brocaded. Soma of the
Ealcst colors are remarkable for their
eauty, and will make admirable evening
dresses for summer wear.
Many ladies are again choosing the
glazed kid glove in preference to those
which aro undressed. Silk, and silk and
linen gloves will, however, take tho lead
in popularity during hot weather.
Mrs. Kate N. Doggett, whoso death in
Cuba was recently announced, was ono
of the most cultivated women of our
Western States, and will bo remembered
both as a writer and a lecturer. Sho was
tho translator of Charles Blanc's "Gram
mar of Painting and Engraving (1873).
In spite of the large importation of
elaborate costumes composed of several
costly fabrics, plainly made dresses all of
one material, of good quality but with
little trimming, ore seen everywhere, and
aro most worn by women wno are con
sidered as authority in matters of dress
and fashion.
There never was a time when dress
counted for so little in the estimate of
character as now, according to a well
known writer on social topics. It is get
ting to be pretty well understood that a
woman who is celebrated for hor clothes
is known for nothing else, for few have
strength enough to divide up in several
different directions, and if it is exhausted
in the one, it is not likely to be expected
in another.
The most expensivo kind of false hair
is natural silver white. It is worth $18
or $20 an ounce, moro than its weight in
gold. Bleachod white hair is worth only
$3 an ounce. Natural hair of ordinary
shades is worth from $5 to $20 a pound,
except the hair collected by ragpickers,
which brings only from $1 to $3. Tho
value of different colors of hair depends
on the fashion. Yellow hair, not golden,
is almost useless.
A pretty and youthful toilet is of rose
pink silk and soft gray cashmoro. The
short, round skirt is of the silk slashed ,
around the edgo, with tho narrow strips
thus formed drawn under, forming a
series of loops under which is arrangod
a full plaiting of tho gray cashmere.
The drapery is also of the cashmere
drawn across tho front and sides in the
form of two full knotted sashes, falling
in the back from the waist to the foot of
the skirt in soft lines, and looso, irregular
puffs.
One of the mest exquisite of Holbein's
works was a miniature of Anne of Cloves,
and no less beautiful, as a work of art,
the box in which it was carried to Eng
land. This lovely receptacle was in the
form of a whito rose delicately carved in
ivory. When unscrewed, there lay the
miniature nestling in the heart of the
flower. This unusually wrought bit of
handicraft with the fa'9 within was men
tioned by Horaci Walpole as in his day
to be seen, perfectly preserved, in a pri
vate cabinet, and, as lie well exclaim i,
" What a treasure !"
A Mountain Sinking.
A remarkable occurrence is reported
from Bona, Algeria. An isolated moun
tain, Jebel Naiba, 800 mutrcs in height
is rapidly decreasing in altitude, and
rouud its baso a considerable cavity is
being formed. Tho whole mass of the
mountain is evidently sinking.. The
neighborhood of Bona must, however,
have already been the scene of a similar
phenomenon. Lake Fez.ara, which meas
ured over 12,000 hectares in extent, did
not exist during the time of the Romans.
Its depth iu the center is ouly 2.00 me
tres. Investigations which wore made in
1870 showed that the remains of a Roman
town now lie in the lake: this town has.
; therefore, probnblv sunk in tho same mau-
' tir aa th mountain ' " -
A IK A HI (J KVKXT.
APmhrr'a Hemmr n.i.i plf-lnfllrtd Trewtti
- Ilia Min l lnnl llrarnis loo l.nle la Hut
11 in Pitrpnt.
The prnphie roeurmn c that Is torlli
lelow id i nn nf tlif most ronmrknMeepisrHl.
in tlin tloim-stio history of America. Mtis
abeo utfl truth which can mulilv lx veritlod.
The inhabit tntt of ti e itlenmnt town of
Cortlnivl, N. Y., were aliivktvl one morning
liy tho nnnniiiKHMiient that Mr. ITnton
Kindgo, one oF their most prominent ciUr.t'IM.
Iiml committal siiit-M. The news uprrnd
rapidly nnd aroused the entire neiulibirlioxl
where Mr. Hindoo wns so we 1 nnd favorably
known. At first it set-mitl 1 up wsililo that
nnv ono so quiet and domestic could do so
rash a deed, and the inquirr was heard on
every sido hs t tho enu-e. The facta as de
veloped on investigation proved to be as
follows:
Mr. Kindge was domestic in his taste and
took tho greatest enjoyment in the society of
his children and iiriiWin tlioir doveloinint.
And indeed ho iind good reason to Iw jiroud
for they gave premise of loni; lives of suocoss
ami UFpfulnoM. Hut an evil dny came. His
Youngest mm, William, iM-gnn to how sinus
of nn parly decay, llo felt unusually tired
cat-h dny. and-would sometimes hIccti the en
tire afternoon if iwrinittisl to do no. His head
pained him, not acutely, but with a dull,
heavy feeling. There was a sinking sensation
Rtthe jiitjof his stoniaih. llo lost all relish
for food and much of his interest for tilings
nlxwt him. He tried manfully to over
come tlio-e fee ings, but they seemed
rtmnRor than Ins will. Ho began to
lofe llesh rapidly. Tho father Peon me
nlnrmod ond consulted physii inns as to the
cause of his s n's lino r, lint they wore una
Moto explti n. Kirnllv Foteie sore broke
oct on his arms an I he'wi s take i to Bulfalo,
wlirr.t a pn nfcl operntion wtn prrforaiod re
sulting in tin' lo8 of iiiueli blood but afford
ing little relief. The young ninn returned
home and a 1 o ineil of ihysi inns wa called.
After nu exhaustive exnmii a i m thev de-
c'ai ed tin re wns no hope of final recovery and
tint l e m-st dio w.t mi n vrry fewdnys. To
descril v tin nony which this announcement
nued tho father would b. imp -ssihlo. His
inird fnilcd ti gnu-p iu full m anin? at first;
tl e 1 fln illy to 1110 1 to t o nprei end it, but Un
lord was to 1 great. In nn no'iy of tremy
be fpized a kni e nnd foxik his own li'e, pro
frrrinjc death rather t 'nn to survive
his idoli'ed son. At that time
William Kindgo was too weak to know
hnt was transpiring. His face had
turned bin k, hU breath censed entirely at
fines, and his fri nds waited for his death,
believing that the fiend Fright's disease of
the ki(lney8,from which he wa a siitieror,
1 ould not bo removed. In this supreme mo
ment iUinm's sister came forward and dt
clnred she wo lid make a tlunl attempt tosave
her brother. Tho doctcn intorioaed, ossi r
ing her it wns u eless an 1 that she would only
hasten the end bythi means she propo-e'-l
to en poy. lut An wns firm, nnd vutting
all line , approached her brother's side and
administered aremdey whi h hhs fortunately
had on hand. W ithin an hour he Boomed,
more ensv, and before the day was ovrr he
showed signs of tloci led improvement. Hies)
favorable signs continued, nnd to-day Wil
liam H. liindge is well, having lieen virtually
raited from tho dend through tin marvelous
power of Warner's afo ( ure, as can lie rea
dily verifiel by any litien of Cortland.
Any one who reflects upon the facts above
descriUil must haea foeliii'of salnoss.
The fa' her, dend by his own hand, supposing
his sons recovery to be impossible; the son
restored to health to mourn the low of Us
father and the agonized relatives with a mem
ory of sadness to forever darken their liven.
Had Clinton lfindge known that his son could
recover ho would to-day be alive and happy,
but the facts which turned his brain and
caused him to commit suicide were such as
any one would accept as true.
However sad this cue may be, the truth
remains that thousands of people are at this
moment in an gieat actual pei il as William
Hinilge and in us great danger of causing
misery if not death to their friends. I,iver
and ki hiey d.sea-es are become the most
common and 111 si daneerous of anv or alt
modern com hunts. They are the most do-
cepuv
their I
reptiViii their beginning and horrible in
(rani stagt s. 1 hev are far more decen-
five than consumption, and can ruielv be du-
tected even by skillfel phyt-i inns unless a
microscopic analysis lie resorted to, and few
d' ctors under-itund how to do this. Their
slinht.'st approach, or possibility of
nppioach should striko terror t the one
who is threatened as well as to
all his or her f riends. These diseases have no
distinct symptoms, but come in the form of
lassitude, loss of appetite, aching miiHclesaud
joints, dull headaches, pains in the back,
stomach and chest, i-our stomach, recurriug
sistns of cold, ii regular 1 u sat. oils of the
heart, and frement dizinus. If neglected,
tlee symptoms are certain to run into chron
ic ki Inov and liviir or Bright s dis ase, from
which there is sure to lie a great amount of
agony ami only one means of escape, whi -h
is by the use of Warner's Safe Cure. -The
imimrtaii'-'e of taking this great remedy iinon
tho slightest apiienrance of any of the above
fymptoiiis cannot lie too strongjy Impressed
upon the minds of all readers who desire to
es aoe death and pain and prolong life with
all its pleasures and bles. ings.
Taper Bottles.
Paper bottles are now mads on a large
scale in Germany and Austria. The paper
must be well sized. The following is
said to be a good receipt for the paper:
Ten parts of rags, forty of straw, fifty of
brown wood pulp. The paper is im
pregnated or coated on both sides with
sixty parts of delilbrinated fresh blood,
thirty-five parts of lime powder, five
parts sulphate of alumina. After drying,
ten or twelvti rolled leaves are coated
again, placed over each other, and then
placed in heated molds. The albumen
in the blood forms a combination on
pressure with the lime which is perfectly
proof against spirits, etc. The bottles
hi p innilc in two pieces, which are joined
afterwards.
"Five ears ago my life was a dread all
the time f 1 0111 heart iiiseos; sim e using Dr.
Graves' Heart Regulator, the Knglih lan-
cuaire would tail me 111 1 lllug the cood 1 re-
reived." Kate Musrove, Coloma, ind. For
sale at druggists.
A man's wisdom is his le-t friend, folly his
woisi enemy.
A startling fact. Heart diVase is only in
ferior in fatality to ons;im turn; do not
sutler fr. m it b' t use I r. Oraes Htaro Rez-
ulntor. It has cured thousand-, why not
you f H at arugsitts.
Fascy r 111s nio t fi-riox'-ly when
conscien e drive it.
guilty
Anv ludv who desires further information
that can be phen iu 1 ho linute 1 public spare
ot new sraper columns can obtain Airs. Lyma
K. l'inki am s pamph'et "(Juide to Health,"
by sending a stamp to l.ymi, Mass..
Kxi'KltiENCE. that chill toui h-tone whete
sad 1 reo! reduces all things li o:u their hue.
When Yn'l I oel IHue
nnd yoi.r I a" ache, an I your head feolt
heavy, and you wai-e utire reshed in the
ii on.iu anil your Uiwcls uie Klugih or cos
:ive, you neo'f Kidney-Wort, it is nut ure
f.reat renin ly and i:e er lulls ti relieve all
1 as ot li;s a e I KiuneYH. Icrnd Liver.
Ci ns.ii at ion. Muh ria, i ;les l.he mati'tn,
.1-. 11 1 crutos f.uiu t u eousiy 1 n the Kid-
1 evs, 1 iver an I Vowel-;, s rength -iiiiig the'ii
iinil r it ir;im l.ealtly act.nn J ut up in both
ury aim .njiitu lorm. rvm iiy all aruggists.
l'u.-f. ili.... 11, t;. e ...1
4 i-i 1 .,. a ,i m in., , aiiuuai iltttl,
Old i Id, Navy lnue, heal Rrown,
Hiaim nd l)yisgie pir.tct results. Any
lasl ionali'e c oh 1, )() , a: druggi-ts. Wells,
nu -narmon i iu, i.ur ington, v t.
KimimIi uii furiia."
Ask for We lh' "Hough on Corns." 15c.
(.liiiek, comp'ete erne. Corns, wai'ti, bunions.
J'liu-nix IVrtorul cures cold and CJUgU. 25.
Camphor Milk cure oeLes and jioius. 85.
For a c ild in t!u hi ad. there is nothing
fcgO'i as Liuo s hemody lar Catarrh.
Itew t Recure Health.
It Is strange any one will suffer from d
rangement bronght on by impure blood
when Beorlirs Bamaparilla and Stilllngla, 01
Hlood and Uver Byrup, will restore health tc
the physical organization. It is a strengthen
ing syrup, pleasant to take, and the best
blood purifier ever discovered, eurlng scrof
ula, syphilitic disorders, weaknem of thi
kidneys, erysipelas, malaria, nervous dis
orders, debility, bilious complaints and dis
eases of the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach,
1 kin, etc.
Mxkimah's Pcftonized sxsr touio, tht enlv
preparntinn of beef containing its tniirt niibn
iiou rropmiM.i It conums blood-miking
force gonortingnd Ufo-sustalning properties;
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general doliilityi
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whotheV tht
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, partioularly uf resulting
from pulmonary oomplninta. Ciswell, Hazard 4
Co., Proprietors, New York. Bold by druggist.
"Literally carried out of the systom." His-
eao when attacked by Hnmnritnn Nervino.
.Polin liarl-i, Kw., of oodliurn,fll.,wru:
' Bamnritnn Nervine cured my sons of tits."
nurlitl-l'nlbn."
Quick, complete cure, nil annoying Kidney,
Bladder anil Urinary Diseases. 1. Druggists.
The lllhl of the I'm.
Oh, the orator's voice is a mighty power,
As it echoes along the green,
But the fearless jhmi hns more sway o'er men
10 sound tne praise or . ariMiune.
8,1 I'rnl.
Will buy a Thkatimk on tub Horsi ahd lira
Diskahks Book of WO ages, valuable to
every owner of horses. Pontage stamps taken.
Kent post aid. Nkw YoHK Hoiisk Book Co.,
io ijconaru ptreot, isow 1 or city.
Itouzh en fnlia-hs."
Knocks a Cough or Cold endwise. For
children orjuhiltN. Troches, 15c. Liquid, 50c.
HHKtM ATlHM. w tlson s onclcr" euros
in 8 hours, or money relumed. Sent on receipt
ol fJ. .Medicine leiot, m rark street, N. V.
ALL who joy would win m u-t share it. Han
piness was U.ra a twin.
Three Peculiarities
Th luperior qnalltlM of Hood's BaraapatUla area.
eiiiM br thru wcnlltrlUm, ?lt :
Hrx. The eombinatlon ef remedial aseote aaed.
Btnxid. The proportion In whioh the? are nixed.
rstni. The prooees bj whioh the aetife medleiul
properties are teeured.
The mult is a mdloine ot untune! streturth, which
effect ouree hitherto unknown. These peculiarities are
exeloiirelr peouller to Hood's Sarwparilla, and ere
Unknown to Others
" In four weeka Hood's 8raaperil!a made me a new
man. Mjr heed (eased to eohe, end mr whole eretem U
built ep anew, enjojtlnc perfect health. It lathe beet
medienSe lerer need, and after trjinff others, 1 find 11
has no equal ."I . Baimnotok, ISO Bank street. New
York (Jltr.
" I hare bem troubled with (enerel dehilttr, and mi
blood wee all out of order. I k Hood's Seresperllla
and era feelinv perfectly well . It has been a greet ben
efit tome." Fislit A. Fit, Lime, Ohio.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
Bold b all Dmirt.ts. ft; sis for la. Made oelr bf
U, 1. 11UOU CIO., Apotheoeriea, Lowell, Maes.
IOO Doses One Dollar
I
1
DR. DAVIDS
KENNEDY'S
Pleasant la Take,
Powerful la Cure,
And Wrlroine
In Every Home.
KIDNEY
Mild
LIVER CURE
lr. Krnnnly'R Knrnr
It KriiKMly m adapted to
II AfCfS nd both Htiii, tf-fi-rclmn
prraanHnt tlitf m
all cat unuMtd bjr iiupurit;
or tht)on1, aucb mm Klj-
UDV. ltlsilfiMt anri l.ia
peculiar to woiiitm.
It proTH ucuwntul In eim wher all othor madi
oin had totally failed. NoMulTHror mould ditapAir
m long mm tins rinedjr l untriwd. It haa ma un
broken rcird of U4'ia for m,ujr fmmimt and ltaa
won hoata n( warm tnmida.
Aw you aunVrinir from anv diaeaaa traceable to
tht t-ajstin mentioned If ao, lr Hrnut'dy
m taken tiia personal and professional roputatiua ou
th statement that lavorllo Itemed? will ao
Sou iruod.
r.ir sale by all druajiriats. or write to lr. David
0OSTEJTEBJ5
ltcKi'iieration for
enferbled systems,
stiff eriuK from a Ken-
pralwautoltoue.aud
its usual concouil
lants, daiewlaand
tii-rvuiiHUPHN. ie hi..
doiu ili-rlljc fnnu
the llHeuf a uourlKh
iutc dit ami HlnniiU
of ai-tite. titiaiilrd.
A liicilirine that will
rfftict a mniiival f
the Mp4H:ittr uhNtai'le
to rcntiwf d health
ami tutor, that is a
pliuintM-orlvt'llve is
hH r.al ltmd. It in
t lie itoanPHBion ot tliis
Krand rpquirfuit-nt
which niakHa fioftPt.
tpr'a Ktnmai-h Hit
tore so effective an en
inviiriirant. FnrMl.,
liy all
Pnu'piBts and Dealers (jeuerally.
' WILBOB'S COMPOUND 07
PURE COD LIVER
ATT A TT T TlfTI
Bv M IU I I I .1 III rt
Qr u u O
To (lie ConNiimptlte. Wilbor's Cnmpmiud of
Cod-Liver Oil ami Kni in, v ithout ixiaaaainK the very
uauneatinff flavor nf tin artirle as heretofore uwd, is
endowed bv ttie Phtmithutf of Lime with, a heal inn
Probity which reud n tlin Oil doubly efhcai'iouM.
lU-markiiblt! tetinniiialn of its efficacy can e shown.
Holdby A. BJSVimoKCUtJ'niHt.btiMtou.anddniKKiHts.
CatarrH THIS EMEDY'
waa diaoorerad by it
preaent proprietora.and
ii the roault of ex peri
men ta. baaed upon
many years experience
aa Pharmaeiita. Itii
diffurHnt from otiier
prtiparatioca uaed fur
theae troublea ; being
harmleeaaiid areable;
otltnng ill I h re
aped m a marked co-i-traMt
tothe hANuvaoui
AND HAKMFIL Lll'lUa
SNt'rra ani cautehik
inis puwiiUha. Apply
by the fiiifrer into the
HAYF-VER
sll 4Ya IT P P ClI ouiar. 6ucuuat Urj-rl''-
w "-Tm Kta. (Hi uvjuva by tuaii
rea;iaMreii. i
hLY BROTHERS, DruggiHta, Oiwego. N. Y.
A OTIIfl A (THKI) ona new principle, to
1HJ III Ivl M Theai-. with Report, of Caew.
u tiiui.u ii.si i r.t. tit. if.. i,iutcliaiutuu, N. X ,
LADIES!;
Km ijd 6 cfQta fur una of our elngftnt
advariiMinif vbroiuucarda. Ftil k
Son. li WhbI ;-i.tiiht.. K,wv..rk
4f aamplea larje pretty ehromo reward, merit, credit.
I f diploma, bu today, (nndaOip, a if l and achool aid
lap I' nc Hat fn. l'ne Art t.. War ten. Fa.
9
WHILE OH THE VAY.
Toth
e Hnrprl.e nnd Ilellaht nf lie Vrlrnde
fi l nnnaj l,nl Kn overs from nlnot
'ntnl ITrnrl Tronlilr - hnl llr. Ivl
ienneily'e Knrnrlie Jtpinely Dun lo-A.
niy llnine ( Irrlp.
Nest t the mnA rintv nfl,niniil,.
of our dear (lend to tlioir lona; rmt, is thnt at
uiir invra livlnn, wli.-n stric ken with
rtis--aw, innn hot liolp which nptirani the
more lioticli the npnror It. in ni,i,tv,n,.l,l
Yet when Mr Nieli.dn. ll.,.,il t ttr
- - - - - . m . 1, ,,,,, VI4 11 O. V 1, -
ly, CliemniiK I o , N. Y., loft his home some
time sinc e for Nt.w York, It wns on inch an
errnml. Ily his sitle wns his dauirhtnr. whom
case Iind lxn nliandonrxl by his home l.hyni
ctnns as one of inoiirnlilo dlwnse of the lie-nrt.
When the train rvat'lutl IVrkskill It wasclpAr
that the nliiunt dyinp; Rirl t.ouhl not le rar
riiil a iniln lartluV with siifcty. Kiniuiatpl
in iKxiy, siinU'rert in iurv, and niolniicholy
in mind the lHKir ifirl had lmt interest in her
own fat .
Hut who mav know thrlr fat either for
eoodorevilf Hy the earnest advice of friendu
in 1'cekskill, Mr. Howell tenderly ronveved
liis daiiKhtr to the olllce of Dr. I)avid Ken
liwrty, in Honilout. N. Y'. Dr. Kennedy ner-
reivwl that, she was snfTcriiiK from heart
dim as, and also Irom an advanced stage of
a roiiiuiiiit common to women.
llavini: then dii-ections in reference t
dit t and cloiliinir, the IhH'torpiescriliod whnt
is now wen known as lK. 1)AV1I KKN
NKDY'H KAVOKITU HKMKDY, (ltondout,
N. Y.) as his yoimn onti-nt's only medicine.
Not lontr after the threatenitiirsyiiiptonis van
ished, the light ro'unied to lier eyes, tho
IdiHim to her cheeks mi 1 lniipiness to her
heart, an eximiple of a retnivery which is
as wonderful as the medicine that effected it.
L NFVF
l V Bickness, Convul
sions, St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im
potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all , ,
Nervous and Blood Disease, v'
tVTTo Clerfrymen, Lswyers, Literary Men,' '
Merchants, Hankers, Ladles and all whoso
sedentary employment causes Ncrvons Fro.
tration, Irrepularitios of the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidneys, or who require a nerva
tonic, appetizer or stimulant, Samaritan Nen-
MM is Invaluable.
tffTbou sands
proclaim It the most 1
wonderful Iuvlpfor-
ant Uial eversustaln
ed a sinking system.
Il.&U at Lirupcists.
Th.DR. S.A.RICHMOND.
MEDICAL CO., Sole Pro-1
(CONQUEROR J
orietors, St. Jotsph, Mo.
Chat! N. Crittenton, Agent, New York. (9
H8K
Tbla poroui plaater In
abaolaftelr t tit rer
aoatlo, combining tho
virtuM of hoita with
rumi. balsa ma and ox-
HOP
PLASTER
traoU. IU power La wonderfml In curlnr dlaeaMw whr
other plaaton Imply relloTe, Crtck In ttia llaek mad
Mnkt rain In tho SnUi or Umha, mil! Jotnta and MaarJea,
Kidney Trouble. Hhaumatiarn, NourvJgia, Bora Cha
etltartiona of tho Boarl and Liror.andalJpalnaorarhe
In ay part curod InatAntly by tho Hop Uxttr. tW Try
LAME
it. rrloe m ctnU or fire for $l.K
Mailed on rooelpt of price. Bold hf
ail drurirUtj and country atorac
iip Plutr Company,
IVoprletors, Dotton, kmm,
BACK
1M
C vroroonatipatlun. Iota of appotlto and diaeaaeaof UK
bowala take Hawlry's Btnmarh and Liver Pi lis, aenta.
Walnut Lett! llalr lUatorar
It It anttral difffirent from all other, and aa iti nam
fndicatiaa perfect Vecttahle II air Kfwtoror. It wdl
tmmadiatol free the bead from all dandruff, reatora
fasir In tti natural ootor. and prndure a new cmwta
wher it haa fallen o.T. ft doe not affect th health,
which lulphur.aiuiarof leadandnitrataof atlver prpar
atinnahaT doua. It will chance light or faded hair in a
fw dij to a beautiful flomy brown. Auk your dnifaiti
for it. haoh tMittle ia warranted. Hmith, Khna at o..
JVholeaila A'ti, Phila..l'a.t and C.W.Cnttanton. W. Y.
TO SPECULATORS.
Ri LINDiJlOln & CO., N. G. MILLER A CO.
I 7 Chamber of WBmeriwer.
Oomninroe, Uhiraa-n. Wew York.
GRAIN ft FROVXSIOK BR0KEK3
Membwra of all prominent Pnxluo Fictianffee in N-f
Tork, Chiraffn. hi, Lou ia and Milwaukee.
Wehave oscIukito private teleraptiwire btweaaOht
ai and New York. Will siwuta orderaon our ludg
ineiit when reiiited. bend lor ciroulf" ootitatuintf
particulara. KOitl. LlNHLiLUM A CO., Chicfo.
m FOOTE's Original METHODS
ni n Cvro MsdrNrw wlthontdoc
ULU LI CO lora.mtdlcUieorKlasttca
DIIPTII DC torrd wnho't nitration
nUrlU nC or uncomfortable Uuaa.
PrllllflQIQ Cured without cuttinp;
NOME
CURE!
r,paliiloaa,aaie,aure.
et. eanaea 1
mal trwitnif ut. t
FIT
UnnUlllUaucall-.! Mnrnrable." Wf.WttJ
Address Dr. K. B. FOOTE, Box 788, W. T. Cttf.
GOOD NEWS
TO LADIES!
tireatat luilut eiuiite ever Of.
fered. Nuw'i your litns to at up
order fur our celebrated I'rtu
andf'filleea.andtHiciireabeaiil.
f ul Oold Uaml or Mtsaa Rose l,nina
Ti alSttt, ur Handrwun UecoraUMl
a Uinm-r Set. ur t.oid Band Muafl
Iec rated tuilft het. hi r lull particulara addreaa
TIIK t.KBAT Ali:UI( AN TEA ( O.,
P. O. Bua 81 and &J Vaa-jy.wJk
LIFE LOANS
AT 4 PER CENT.
WiVw frlnelpal need Mover paid
mm laiiar aa laiLfreit la Lan aeaa-
Na aecnrtty required etcept for Interet. and then oaty penoeat,
Thf- hans ate f.u iworor atn ol moderate mttm, le amitunra
lt)lOO. $oo r'ltlt LIKE, seiuliouncntt (..r pjimul.u
H . ItWbcrta. i.(c.,IH W. ilk BU Ulnolaaall.
GOrJSOLIPTEQri.
I AeTe a po.Ulve remeOr for the abu.e dlieui; bv lt
tlM thouisntl, of ceae of the wortt fttoil eud of lona
etendlnL1 neve b.eQ curnd. lmlctMl, o ttroos If tot feltS
Iu Iu iltrief, that 1 will ,eml TWO I1UTTI.KS FKRK, to
f.lb.r wllh a Vil.l'iUI.K TKBATIHK oo thU abweae,!)
aoj euJXerer. OWeKkprt.., khd V. O. eddrets.
PB. T. A. SLUOt'M, IU feerlBt.. New Tors.
riHE IlKAfTlFlT. IN AKT PICTITKEH, THK
X licautiiul In litr-rary kiun, sikI thn lit-niitlftil in
nvervtUiiiK tliat mukt-M uiu- Iiiiihs attractive, Itlus.
tratrd in the eu-'iv unmlx-raol llKMHllEHT'8
MONTHI.V MAtiAaSE. l'rife, ivnu. Knia
evorvhtre. Vt-arlv, $'i. uot full to eie this
niodwl inei.'a.iu Now in tho time to HiiliMcrllie,
Address. W. JENNINGS UEMOHEST, 17 East litll
Btroi't, New Vork.
HiK ALL ELSE f AILS.
CouKhbyrup. laMieHaiMMl.
in lime, noia ry UriiKKiula,
ONK MILLION I.AIMi: WANTKII to -ma
A cla, in muiiey or pi eteife Hlini-m lnr sample
bottle ni ,tt Itrne'e t uinini-iuu llpauiilien re
m'!7?f fre'll'' "d iiuar.e a littnmilul Sinoothriese
and Colur to the roughest nkin and is r!ctly liariiileHa
in Its usture. llo u..t fail to tnke edvauteitts of this
Ojiportunily. K. UiievJUo., h6Nusu St., Stw Vojk.
$12 CAPITAL ANQ A LIVING
JHr eihioiiln with a .ip l.nntrm.
jnwro is a rliHut'ti lor rvrrv nti.
wuhunt miirh niTlion. lur l Ail(!
l.ANTKitN end (I Vlt-we fi
Mskos sn N.rmit iiirlnre.
Juknbl eV lrt, 1st nth Are., N.Y.
PLEASURE BOATS AXQ CANOES.
beiidatauip fnr JlluHlrnied ulalij(ii) to
J. II. IU Nil TON, i uiuuu, N.Y.
-a S 4 aJK-W BTVI V VlulTI Vil a I laaJ w 4
1 rl. GEM JAH1 CO., Hocklsnd, alue.
4 'Rrd I llendsotue uew set osrdH four 1-e. iitamua,
oljeulors I A. ii. Ils-ll. HnenUr, N, Y
Pensions ElSm
OL. L. BiNG.
SfULi 1.1 u
iinuatun. D. u.
CAUfuoi Mil l ia the I
" I.inimer t . Pric- I'b c-ntu"
A T-itu,n .1 llouk. and hil.ls. f1UB. rJu...dji
cent. MAiluMAl.l'uui.lkUlMu Co., f nusdelpuia, .
r-Hixsii r.oTOKAL will ours jruur couh. Pdnt Mta.
NYNU-lil t
fjlijlla AKD IKKAI I IBI B
w rail
n
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r cutis
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rsieute. i.. Bi.MiHAM. P-t-
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