STORIES OF THE WAGS. -3T7MOBQUS TAXES TAKCH rKOH TBS Brother GnrflnT on tmnlSiiffrne- rvmt l Miflork lie Wnnt-d l-r-nce Wuitfd Danghtera The Ilnrt Iloj-e HE WASTED TEACK. Tb Sultan So, you, aa American, de sire a commission in my rmy ? Artnlinnnt. Vm 7nnr Mrrririnca - I I - t J - "i - The Sultan But why do you wish itf Applicant 3Iy physicians have jire- pcniiea cnango 01 scene ana rest. ino bultan Why; what hove you tiern dninrr lafplvl ( j ' Applicant For three years I have been ...w uuiLiui vi u u Ainunu llciuv.i'iullllj, w ith four prima donnas ana three tenors. PhiltMfhia Call , BBOTITER GARDNER r iMAI K SUFFRAGE. Brothor Gardn .no Lime Kiln club, is down on fem jilrnge, and expresses bis opinion of t noveruenl In this fash ion: Take de movement from its inecpshun twenty y'ars ago to do present date, and it has nebber included one true woman. It has been a movement maped out an' followed by a class of males an' females who have somehow kejt cl'ar of idiot asylums, an' jit who doan' know 'null to !e lunatics. To de wife an' mother de true woman of de tliilisiilo I grant hom ajro an' reverence. I class her second only to de angels of heaben. To do fc nalo w ho imagines that do I.awd created her to bo mithin greater dan a woman, I jryant de same respects as to a man, an' gin her de same chance to stan' up in a crowded kyar. 1 doan' want to meet her, nor talk to her, nor read to her. - She am a mighty poo' woman an' a slim sort o' man. HK WAS JiOT A BHTLOCK. A day or two ago a man who was at the Central depot to take a train sudden ly cried out that pome one had stolen his valise, and ho began such a hullaba loo that everybody hod to be interested. " 1 sot that 'ere sachel right down thar' and stepped, to the door," he explained to Officer Uutton, and when I returned it was gone." "Well, you should have been careful. We are not responsible for such losses." "You ain't, eh? Whar's the pres ident?" "Out of the city, sir." "Whar's the general manager?" "He's sick abed." " Whar's the superintendent?" "Won't be here till 4 o'clock." "Wall, now, somebody's got to make good that loss or about a dozen men will go to the hospital for sis months apiece I" "What was the value?" " Fifty dollars and not a cent less!" , ' What were the contents?" " I had twelve shirts, a new suit of clothes, an overcoat, and lots of other things." ' ' Was it a carpet-sock P " She was." "Ono handle gone and the lock broken?" " Yes, one handle was gone, and I had her tied with a string." " Is this it?" asked the officer, as he took the baggage off a bench not six feet away. "Great snakes 1 that's her 1" chuckled the pwner. Id handing it to him the string broke, the bag flew open, and out rolled two old shirts, a pair of socks, and five or six paper collars - all there was in it. " Then these are the duds you wanted $50 for?" queried the officer. . "No, sirl" was the indignat reply. " I should havo taken the money for loss of time and damage to my feelings. I'm no Shylock, sir 1" Detroit Fret Preu. WANTED DAUGHTERS. "Now that we are engaged," said Miss Pottle worth, "come and let me in troduce you to papa." "I believe that I, have met him," re plied young Spickle. "But in another capacity than that of son-in-law." "Yes er, but I'd rather not meet him to-night." ';Oh, you must," and despite the al most violent struggles of the young fel low, ho was drawn into the library w here a large, red-faced man, with a squint in one eye, and an enlargement of the nose, sat looking over a lot of papers. "Father," said the girl. "lluh," he replied, without looking up. f "I wish to present to you " "Whutf"' he exclaimed, looking up and catching sight of young Spickle. "Have you the impudence to follow me here? Didn't I tell you that I would see you to-morrow?" "Why, father, you don't know Mr. Spickle, do you?" "I don't know his name, but I know that ho has been to my office three times a day for the past week with a bill. I know him well enough. I can't pay that bill to-night, young man. Come to my office to-morrow." "I hope," said Spickle, "that you do not think so ill of me. I have not come to collect the bill you have referred to. but-" ' " The deuce! Got another one ?" " You persist In misunderstanding me. I did not come to collect a bill, I can come to-morrow and see you about that. .To-night I proposed to your daughter. and have been accepted. Our mission is to acquaint you with the fact and to ask your consent to our marriage." " Well," said tho old fellow, "is that all ? Blamed if I did't think you had a bill. TaRe the girl, if that's what you want; but say, didn't I tell you to bring the bill to-morrow ?" "Yes, sir." "Well, you needn't. Our relations are different now. Wish I had a daughter for every bill collector in town." THE BAD HOY AND HIS J'A. "Hello, Hennery," suid the grocery lnau to the bad boy, as he came in hold ing his sides to keep them from bursting with suppressed laughter, "what has oc ciiireU to cause a pious young man to laugh in that worldly manner? You must try to cultivate a long, mournful countenance, and learn to sigh and look 1 sick when you are the happiest," and' grocery man weighed out a coupl pounds of buckwheat flour for a trirl. "l!aa vouj p;w. joined the force? f saw him driving a lot of hogs to the pound yocteraay." "That's what I am laughing about," said the boy, . ho put an npplo on the stove to bnko it. ' Pa has gono to the pound after the hogs this morning. You see, I havo been taking lessons in poiuting and drawing, and the other day I surprised pa by showing hiru a picture of a blue cow, with a green tail and old gold horns, and ho told me he never saw anything tnorn fiflt.iirnl nnrl Iia arK-iond mn it turn my attention entirely to animal painting. Pr. keeps four hogs in a pen in the back lot, and every d:y ho turns them out in tho alley and lets them run. and takes them up when they como homo. Tho hogs are largo white ones, regular beau tics.' and no thinks thinks about dr much of them as he does cf me. Well, pa told me to go and turn tho hogs out yester day, and I took my paint brush along and before tnrnincr tlipm nut T rinintn? black spots all over the hops. You never see a lot of speckled hogs, where the spots were pui on any Dctter. The hogs looked at each Other kind of astonished, and T turned them out. In tho afternoon, pa went out to tho pen and began to call, 'poicr. poiir ' and the nisrs came runnimr up the alley. Pa saw tho strange hogs coming, anil he got mad and drove them out the alley, and then he called for his tiius Benin, in a muscular ton nf rnipo and the speckled hogs came again, a lit . i i -, . . . uc mower, anu seeming to wonder what ailed pa. Thcv acted as thoutrh thev felt hurt at beinir received in such n. violent manner. Pa met the soeckled hogs with a broom, and he run them down the allpV flrrnin. nil tho Vinira arnrul off and looked nt him as though they inougnt no had the jim-jama. i ou'd a dide to see pa drive his own hogs away, and talk aassv. He srot a rmil of swill and called t.lm li i lcra nfrnin and they came on a gallop, and then Ta Called A Tinlicpmnn unrl ttwiv il cava the hogs to the pound. I didn't see pa jasi nignt, but the nrst thing this morn ing I told him I had taken nis advice, and turned my attention to animal paint ing, and that I had painted spots on our white hogs, and niade speckled hogs of them, and that speckled hogs were worth a cent a nound morn fhan wlntA hogs. Well, pa didn't faint away, but when it all came over him, that he had drove his own hniru tn tho --- . J.v UU " MO so cross he could havo bit a nail. But ho didn't say anything to me, 'causo I 'spose he didn't want to discourage niv artistie ambitions, but he has iron a dnwn tn iha pound after the hogs. May be the rain nas wasnea the spots off, and the man that keeps the pound will not let pa have White hoes when he left RtiprUli.H nnm there. However, I didn't warrant the hogs to be fast colors, anyway. Do you think it was wrohc to nut Rnnt.q nn th hogs?" Pech't Sun. Tolcanlo Fertilizers. Everv observant traveler wKn vtaita Etna and Vesuvius admires tho wonder ful fertility of the country around the Volcanoes. The defeat nf TTnnnihn 1 Tina been attributed to the enervating influ ence oi a sojourn on tne luxurious plains Of Camia. The pxnlnnfitinn nf this ia afforded by some analyses made by L. mcciurai oi asnes ejectea from Vesuvius an the 25th of February, 1883. lie found in them four and one-third rur rent nf phosphate of lime and more than five J t 1 M. - uu one-nan per cent, oi potash, and that the ash evolved a sensible quantity of ammonia when treated with caustic pot ash. These and other constituents indi cate a valuable fertilizer provided it is distributed in a Tllvpn'ed rmrlitinti and such distribution takes phw-o over a very mrge area oi country during an eruption, for tho masses of lava-crust ejected perpendicularly from the crater fell back toward it, and on their way uown encounter other pieces coming up ward, and thus they are so continually crashing together that they grind each umur into uusi, waicn is blown as soon as the particles become small enough to yield to the wind. At the great eruption of Tomboro, on the island of Sumbawa (east of Java), which continued from April 5. 1815, to the beginning of June, some of the dust thus formed traveled to Tara and Celebes,' a distance of three hundred miles, and caused a darknd&s described by Sir Stamford Raffles as more profound than that of the darkest night. This dust was deposited over an area estimated at about two thousand miles in circumference, and in some places was so deep as to do serious mis chief. This, of course, is an extremo instance, but during ordinary eruptions a deposit of some inches in depth is spread over vast areas, supplying a "top dressing" that our farmers would envy. Old Clocks. The old brass clocks went only thirty hours, and were set in motion by a weight attached to a chain which passed over a sheave having spikes in tho groove, which caught iu the links of chain ami required to bo drawn up every day. There was a counterpoise at the other end of the chuin, and sometimes a single weight was contrived to serve both the goingjind the striking parts, and there was occasionally an alarm. On the introduction of tho long pen dulum clocks seemed to have assumed a different character. Catgut was substituted for the chain, and bar rels were introduced on which the cat gut was wound up, and, a greater length of line being employed, clocks were made to go for eight days instead of thirty hours, and a chiino of bells playing every quarter of an hour was often added; the weights and long penuuium nung down, and, as there was danger of their action being inter fered with, tall wooden cases were made to protect them, on tho top of which the movement was placed. This was probably the origin und date of the tall, upright clock cases, which were often made of ornamental woods and enriched with tine marquetry. We have one in mind, an early marquetry case, made in HSUO, by Thomas Tom piou, with a beautiful set of chimes, and it is an admirable timekeeper, though it has only the original iron wire for the pendulum rod; and similar instances are numerous. The earlier cases are made of oak and walnut, the mahogany cases being of the following century, when the wood was introduced. The brass Nutton and pillar" clocks seem to have - e out of use about this time, and bly few were made at the end of 'exiteenth century. SELECT SIFTING5. Thoro are about 00,009 kernels of wheat to a bushel. The last execution of Quakers In Bos ton took place ia 1001. Tho Shakers are tho oldest Cornmuntil society in tho United States. I iThcy have built a tcmplo atBcnnrcs, ia India, to a lot of sacred monkeys, Darwinism is growing. Sir William Thomson, of Glasgow, do clarcs that, in his opinion, man has a seventh sense, a magnetic senso, which i affected by the action of electricity. Houso building is an affair of so much spiritual importance and elaboration in Burmah and Siam that there are bulky treatises on the subiect. rnntn?nitiT nun. I uto instructions on the propitiation of all manner of demons. In some of the paintings and woven devices of textile fabrics made by tho ancient Peruvians (who were a nation of caricaturists) comical delineations of cats and birds are common. In some of theso figures the tail of the animal terminated in a bird's head. The first publio clock was raised on a tower at Padua, in Italy. A famous striking clock was placed on a tower at Bologna in 1350. From Italy the invs tion was carried to France and Germany, and U 1304 Paris for the first time pos sessed a public clock. It was set up on a tower of the king's palace, and was built by German workmen. The fire -fly, so frequent in the warm summer nights, is a wonderful creature. rrescott tells us that when tho Spanish invaders were marching upon Mexico they camped one niht on a rising bit of land near the city, and as the darkness set in numerous moving lights became visible in tho valley below. Column upon column seemed rushing to and fro, march ing and countermarching. The soldiers were impressed with the belief that a vast army, carrying flambeaux, was moving upon them ; they rushed to arms, only to find the moving lights tho lanterns of in numerable fire-flies. Tho old style Irish harp was about four feet high, had no pedals, and was strung to the back with straps. The ono belonging to King Brian Borue, who was killed at the battle of Clontarf in 1014, is still preserved in the muHeura at Trin ity college, Dublin. It iu black with age, and polished, but worm-eaten. Tho old relic is adornod with silver ornaments. Tho king's son, Teague, took the harp to Rome after the battle, and presented it to the Pope, together , with the crown and regalia that had been worn by his father. A succeeding pope gave it to Henry VIII. , together with tho title of "Defender of the Faith, "and Henry gave it to tho Earl of Clanricarde, in whoso family it was held until tho beginning of the eighteenth century. It then passed through several hands, nntil 1780, when the college became its owner. A Procession of Sun-Spots. Everybody who watched the sun with a telescope last summer must have won dered at the great belt of spots lying across the southern part of the disk dur ing last half of July. Several of the spots and groups were of extraordinary size, and their arrangement was very singular. When the belt extended completely across tho sun, there was visible at one time most every characteristic form that sun spots s present. There was the yawning black: chasm with sharply defined yet ragged edges, vast enough to swallow up the whole earth, with room to spare, and surrounded by a regular pcnumbral bor-' der as evenly shaded as an artist could have made it ; there was tho double or triple spot whose black centers, though widely separated from one another, were tangled, as it were, in one twisted and torn veil of penuinbra, or connected by long, shadowy bonds; there was tho monstrous spot of grotesque form sur rounded by a crowd of smaller 6pota of even more fantastic shape, and envel oped in a broad, irregular penumbra as bizarre and wonderful as the mighty sun chasms inclosed in it;x there was the great spot, often of singular outline, ac companied outside its shadowy borders by one or more swarms of minute black slacks pitting the white photosphere in the most extraordinary fashion ; there w as the huge group, visible even to the unassisted eye, and consisting of half a dozen or more large spots intermingled with smaller ones whose nnmher cwmnii to defy counting, and enveloped in a pcnumbral cloak of becoming amplitude; there, near the edges of tho disk, were the crinkling lines and heaped-up masses of facula1, tho mountainous hydrogen flumes which marked the places where the intensest solar action was going on in short, there was a panorama in which every variety of sun-spot seemed to be passing in a gigantic procession across the disk. And what a procession it was!-long enough, nearly, to reach from tho earth to the. moon and back again three times! lpular Scienct Monthly. A Great Goosa Market. Poultry-rearing for export appears to be largely on the increase in Germany, and Rummelsburg, near Berlin, boasts of the largest goose market probably in tho world. There arrive daily at that sta tion on an average forty curs with geese and ducks. Every car contains about 1,500, thus making about 400,000 birds shipped every week, or an annual total of 20,000,000. The largest portion of these birds are reared and fattened in the surrounding provinces, and thenco despatched to all parts of Germany, Eng land, Belgium, Erance, Switzerland and other European cities. Lite Stock Jour nal; Maryland to the Front. The Hon. Ogden Bowie, ex-governoi of Maryland, president of the Baltimore City Passenger Railway company, also president of the Marylund Jockey club, says: "Both in my family and in my private stables, as well as those of tho City Passenger Railway company, I havo for several years used Ht. Jacobs Oil most satisfactorily." Such a statement ought to convince every rcuder of this paper. Work every hour, paid or unpaid ; see only that you work, and you cannot es cape your reward. Whether your work be fine or coarse, planting corn or writ ing epics, so only it be honest work done to your own approbation, it shall tarn a reward to the sense as well as to the thought; No mutter how often defeated you are born to victory. The reward o a thing well done is to have done it. There are 120 newmmnnra In i,a imi Stales of which the publishers, editors and chief contributors ore nrgroos Tho oldest of them is said to bo the AYwAr, of San Francisco, which has already at tained its eighteenth year. 1 it , AHvlr t ( Binmrt'tM. On the ni)iinnce of tiie l.rst symptoms as ppneiaWii'bility, lis of npirtto, jailor, chilly sensation, follow I by nifrlit sweats unci cough, promt t measures of relief should l)e taken. Consumption is s.-rofulous disensa of the lungs; thore'oro use the Rieat nn;t siTofulotis or Hood purifier and trrn, th re storer, Dr. rioroes "Golden Me. Meal l'i covery." 8ujerior to cod liwr oil as a nn tritive, and unsurpassed as a j'eetoral. For weak lutips. sj'ittiiiK of blood and kiln red af fections it hns no equil. Bold by drug fists. For lir. l'iert e'a trsntise on i onsiimption send two stamps. World's Pisi-snsaby Medical AssociATioWjJluffalo; 1.H-7(1)CWinnipo8' l1l1,,lfttion as 3;0; in Do you ever have a-ute rains in your kft breast emending to your arms, do you ever have suirocatinj? feelings in region of your nart( If i i you have heart disease, lis nr. braves' Heart Kegulator, a sure specllle, II per bottle; ' Last year 8,353,055 umbreTa were impor ted into India. Young nnd mid 'le-npe 1 men, sulTorlnp from nervous debility and kindred affections, m loss of memory and hvpochondrl.i, should in close three stamps for Part VII of World's Dispensary Dime Series t.f pamphlets. Ad dress Wont n's Dispensary Msdical Asso ciation, Buffalo, N. Y. Texas ponie3 by tho car load are being shipped north. Thousands testify to the merit of Dr. Craves' Heart Keifiilntor as a cure for heart disrase in all forms. It is known from Maine to California. Give it a trial for those dis tressed feeling Hat is selling at tSO per ton in Cooke City, Montana. Th M'rnkeex tire immensely strengthened by tho use of Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Favorite inscription," which cures all female derangement and gives tone to the system. Bold by druggist O.NBvineia Missouri has produced 2,500 tomatoes. A Quick Kerovcrj. It gives us great pl( asure to state that the merchant who was reported to be at the poiut of death from .an attack of pneumonia, has entirely recovered by the use of Dr, Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs. Naturally ha feels grateful for the bjnellte derived from using this remady for tho lung and throat; mid in giving publicity to this s'atoment we a -e actuated by motives of public bmefae lion. trusting that others may be ben.iiited in similar manner. T. , Wnlnnt I-eaf Ilnlr Restorer, It is entirely different from all others. II Is as clear as water, and as it name indicates is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It wiK immediately free the head from all dandruff, restore giuy hair to Kb natural color, and pro duce a new growth where it has fallen oft. It dots not in any manner affect the health, wh eh sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate of silver preparations have done. It will change litrht or faded hair in a few days to a beauti ful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it Each bottle is warranted. Smith, Klinb & CO., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia. Pa., and C. N. Cmttkstos, NewYork. r .i T1"? rrncr Axle o77nV Is the bert in tha market. It is the most economii hi end cheapest, one box lasting as long as j;o of any other. One greasing will la-st twoyeeka. It received first premium at tho Centennial and Paris Expositions, also medals at various State fairs. Buy no other Pt'HEsT and best ood-uvb roil, from selected liver, on tho seashore, by Caswell, Hazard A Co., N.Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Patientt who hove once taken it prefer it to all others. I liymcians dcetojtsuperior to all other oils. Chapped hinds, fa5e, pnnpieand rough skin cured by using Juniper Tar Boap, made by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New Yorlt. Dr. R, A. Davis, 200 Joralemon St, Brook lyn, sys: 'Physicians generally know no (uie for rheuniat sin and Bright's kidney disease. Pr. Elmore Is the first to dihcoer one. His Klieuinu tine-Gout alme reahy cures both." For several years i was troubled with Catarrh, have tried nrny remedies. Elv'g f S ni m 1 , ' . 1 . 1 . i . , , - . I believe it is the only cure, L. B. Cobi'rn Hardware Merchant, T&wanda, Pa. 1 i Uileied fit m Catarrh for ten years; the ram would be so severe thot I was obliged to send lore doctor. I bad entirely lost tense of f,ly'g Oeam Halm worked a miracle. C H. Hallkyb, BiiiEhamton, N. Y, T, . , CnrbclinpH. I etroleum sheds ns brilliant light, In cut and pala e seen; Anil on our head its Messing bright, From wondrous Carboline. Good health is the greatest of fortunes; no remedy has so often restored this prize to thu suflermg es Hoorj'g Han-aparillq. Try it. , One pair ot I oots saved every year by using I.J oil's Patent Metallic Heel Btilfeuers. You would use fc't Patrick's Solve if you knew the good itwould do you. ; Nothing better for Asthma than Pi'bo's Cure for Consumption. U5 cents per bottle. Danger from Catarrh T)eperd upon tlie amount and extent of th tcrofalou iuiwciitm. UnqueMtutiMbly mnr deaths Iron ootv uiiiiitmn can im traced to uelcid oAt-an h. Thn ia a violent dintmiu, prou-octed ooutfhiuir apell, thr jtH wwp, th nose duiUanpjt cuuiouiUy. and tut bead eeeniii about to imUt. Jiihucli caac.H llo.d'a 8araiparllla oormcla tha oa tnrrli hy Its direct action in dutchm-moc the poifou fr-im Ui blood tttroiiffh nature's grt outlets, ho that htaltliy, sound I loud reaches Uis membranes and ii wboib&uiutf g Catarrh in the Head It more prevalent thnn many ara aware of, of. fci itnuiiy mum mj ue oDtainno ojr the use BiinAianii, listen to the following: J have biwn a mitforer wit h catarrh in tt ynani. Never having found any beuefU knowo rmediert, I resolved to try Samapanlla for mv cstmrli. 1 w monied con sdt ration fur the kooH uw.-I. W. Lillis, Chicago, IU.. 1 00 Doses r "I have been troubled pUiut, catarrh, and have ri.lu, and tind it one of t tjkan." Martin buier how ti owd'l 'oris vnll At Hood'f Sold by dtugi Hood k Go., Cat ' iC r- f k ft f Thrown Again! a Cub. Rome four months atjii, while doing some shifting, I was thrown nifninst the cnb of my engine nnd my bark was severely injured. It atleolcd my kidneys, and 1 wns st t ie t um in such pnin tlmt I had to lot my llromnn tnkci the eniiine. 1 found nfler (fe(tin hmne thst my witter wns nlleetod f om ths strain and was almost the color of blood. My wife ad yisod me to osb Hunt's Kerne ly, which we nnd tmod before for other troubles. I sent to B.sooll's drutf store for a bottle, and after usinR it a short time the pnins in my bnek nnd kidne.s were fast uisappenrintr. The second bottle rured mo completely, end I enn most hoirlily recommend Hunt's Rem edy to the ninny of my railroad compnnions that I find are troubled so muoh with kidney troubles. Respectfully yours. Hi hut MeOrNNtK, KnKineer N. Y. C. & II. K. R. U. Rome, N. Y., June 9, 1S8J. I have been troubled for a number of years With kidney and liver troubles, severe pains in back, with los of nppetile and vior gen erally. My kidneys wore very weak nt times, with nou-roiontion of urine, nnd w bnrk dust deposit. I took several medicines, but they did me only a temporary good. I was recom mended to use Hunt's Remedy, and I pur chased a bottle in Rome, N. Y., and found that the first bottle (five mo great relief. I had less pnin in the buck, my water beenme more natural, passed better and needed les attention, mi J after lining four (4) bottles I tind that it hns completely cured me of my kidney and liver trouble, and consider it a wonderful medicine, nnd have recommended it to many who havo found that Hunt's Remedy is all that is claimed for it. . Ufohob Whiti:, Farmer. Tabery, N. Y June 11, 18K3. Spanish is taught in the public schools at 8nu Antonio, Texas. Ot THE GREAT 1AN R FOR DRjIINJ- CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica. Lumbago, Bickicht, Hsndacht, Toothache, SorThiit,Mwkllliiffa. Wftrnlna, llrnlee II urn a. Mrnlle, Frfial litloa, An Al t OTIIKU HUIUI.T klH AMI KHUL ftoldbj Urus(liunl !KlrivirTvhr. Flit Csaua twtde. IMrMUom in 11 .ntif. Tbfliiith shaken in very joint and fiber with fever snd ne, ot billions re mitt out, tho syfttem may yet bs freed fn.ru the malirnsnt rlrls with Hostetter's Ktomaeh Hitters. Protect tho system aeratnst it with tbia beneficent anti spasmodics which la furthermore a sn rireme remedy fot Irer eomplaint, onn sttfation, dysefMia, rtehll ty, rheninMimn. kidney tronfclus and ether ailments. hot Sfile by s'l Pnifrrtst snd Ieal era genrrolly w ANTHII-LADIKH TO TAKE OITR NEW and earn M to J5f imr wmtk. tnakmir oo1s for our Full and Winter trade, r nd I.o. f r aumule sud paiticuUrs. Hudm Mfg. Co., Hixth Are.. N. Y. rancv work nt thir hi ium in mit . r..t.u J a, j M tUREI HI BmiO llnfiln CURES WHRi ALL ELSE fll$. BmiOouich fiyrup. TantrafrooVl. line In time. Hofd by driitfv mis. Hi OJjJCOBS fjlj ; u r d Aw UfallS fc STOMACH- BITTERS A HOUSE AND LOT OR $5000 GOVERNMENT BOND FREE. Iu oraar ta laeraaaa oar alreaT brta IU! ef aaarir aobatnbera to lOO-OOO a. lor. lae lk ef Jaaaary, wa mak. Ilia lollowlna llbwral aa4 Bafalaoaal Oat le T-mAm mt (aUa aarlMeesai( Wae Wlakaa la Uka adTaatac. at II al eaea. V FflR ONI V flNF nni I AR wawlHaoIrt rewunaeaewaabMrtatlcMiboekaantrervartaaa Ull U11LI UHU UUULHI1 t, .aar oar ol.l-MiaUlaliM aad .ll- Laoa ralalcatloa, KPJcXXl HOUBilJiOIiO MACiAHlINJil i..,.ll..r arltli a ai.mta.r.l r.rrl.t, wlatk .utlll! I... b.ld,i u. uu. .1 tu. Iulu.la( MAGNIFICENT AND COBTI.V PRESENTS to be (.van awar la oar aakaertbaTe Jaa. II, laH k.a4 vu. lut, In. a a.ad iu your aubililiwB auu t.ai our irl.aoa to uib yea im Ikla way yea OaB cat yaw aakecriptlva free for a few haura' work. LIST OF PRESENTS TO BE GIVEN OUR SUBSCRIBERS 1 Brevaftteee Neeea Lei ta (ewTerk Cllyill.eoa) i,. a. Mr.raai.Bi vena................. .... e.uoQ el1. 6. UaadaerSKNMIeack..... t UUO 10 11. M Irw.aaaetiaf JiW)t... .......... i OuU rul'.k. " tl'H I IKMI 40 V. k. " tk .0(i H.rlaaarrdlle,600..fk.... 1 IMH 10 Uraallfal Jl Hl.a t'akla.l Urf aa (10U aaek l.UiW 1 Fair eilful R.uk.t Harare J,0oa 1 Itrrwal.r Uoad Wacaa aad r.la too 1 Ki.a.ei Sll.ri.elal. Dl.arr a.1, I alecw... loo 1 Klraaal kail farler rarallara 1 OO i (..at,' tlrtaal k.lld k.ld aTalekea. too lALadlea .......... aOO AHo OS 377 etbtr assfal aa4 vslosbl prsssats. rssrlnt la eslos fross Ueaatste l.tsMek,.sklnr s (aui ef JOO OOO v!nUa An.i mU e . thai fh mmi Vrpy mmm wbs ssbseiilxs will nciv OtTJHCl ML WJUataujLjjij JMMP.-A.Ae J9J lor Ues TrsMS mlwgmm rnxml baiirfi . All Oi UkO tLw Hi cilia will lM tktkTAI ,1a. I lu A fat, a . km auat leaua-Heil h.u l,w KammllUi M.n 1. tl.e j in'nwn sl osr MUSICAL. FFATIVAL JAN. 19 1884 IN NEW YORK CITV. ou itwl stttad cu itmw prtMnta at to s- (orwsrded by mail to srsrj sstMkcr t . w as CaUa XllSPjjSEHOLD MAGAZINE WulWVM: ttuud tfkkilLk alOBV kAI-aBB ol Amaiita. 11 culalaa iw.Bty laraa uas.a, wllk elafalit Pooer, boud.llllcliad aadcak 11 le reel.u wllk aaautllal lllmlr.ll.ni and ckolce IIMratai.. Ho.ip.aii. II ' red le make Ibla palllcallos one ef tka Buaal la Ike rid. It U efcly edited, aad oontalna aa JUaMrebd yaaXoa . . . . M , .... -mm. rk.. Moiiatua. WmI iasraMtlea. koaafkold aotai, l kij"iwra, lailet. tkMr,,; araartauai. tv.Mulk ravlii,, r. lute aeelleetloB ejona mora taaa i.wwi. r'- RE ICMFMRF WE MAKE NO CH AROE fortkee, preeeata, tha tlMIt the raralar aaWrtplleo arte, AaIIHi.i?"' fre...tworiuH,000. OUR PROFIT ao.lr.ia ,, fli.r. Jilroaia-a. and wa baUae yea will like ear eeolleetlo eoniocli U..I yoa will aiwayataka II. ero l m tfl I I r If yoa will CI He rrl4. I. j.la 7ai .nd a"d " rt.lo GET UP A tlaiUUe we will a.ad els a.tearlPU.. and ! afcrJ TlJu. Oewd IO.0. Willi in. a.m. ol t.a frlaade er ecoaalnlo.a, aad wa will ,ra4 twalre aaueerlplloo, aad twain aumkerad racaluU, Ik a, (tn( ea l. rowwlpla aa) aukaerlrtlwaa PMaiB. nail niir nftt I AD eteraa the r"l"a Oae Tier aad a aumb.r.d reoelpt Ihkl Id worth frow UNLT UltC. UULLHn ttceaUU Sli.OOO. DaaolnlaalkUapponuBlly. Rnnn in prizes to AGENTS inmIShBlim " Wilh roar aatarnpllea aad r.r.1!,! w.e.nd oar COkFllltll l lL TIBil wh.ra w oll.t tSOOO la riiua to tka oua Kndi( lu ua most oubocrltiers before Jan. 15th. Wa retar to any Hew York Publisher to our reBponBlbll)ty. kta. i. '"' '"" w tut by erdlu"ry Ull.i l ".! faoia l.uld U. Mill b latlaured l.lt.r er f. O. lea.y order. Addialk TIXM HOUHBHUllU CUT THIt ODTi IT Will NOT APPEAI AGAIN. 2i4lllallOB TO TUB CON81TMEI18 OF WAD PLUG F GIFTS WE PROPOSE GIV- OUR PATRONS. , -ii,----.'--'udiugWalclKd, tt.AUO OO 15, OOO OO U fc'ii'Hi'll VVultliia, SS.OOfk OO U.UWI OO MMI fafft A.OUO OO H.OOU OO I To- 2,4CO OO , .4 Pennsylvania Anrlcultural Works, Yot P. 1 1 vqtiDir 1 4UBCM0 triE a A liHW lluiit. 1 Aditro... A. ii. i'AHQU J1A11, k ork, "x .1 L ... . '"1 ' f I A. B. riBQEDAR, York P ft t'lmap! mitt ),. t fnr mi fur i kum nlmil, fttmtitf aii'l J !). hw, tiiiiar uttf.i.s L nriiiris iroiuiiy au-bv -J t VeaU lor IUuatrata CaUlocet -K' K ' y . AN OPTICAL WONDER A N KW.orifnnnl, chwplanrrrn, for rrier Ittipremi wt laiyiriir pln(iH'riiilin, rhpimortint. oimiput f turpnand chrttn. W01 k like nmvi' nnl dehtrht and mvet ftea vftvtKKlt. P-nd tfironrfiill nud fn-edew riptivaclrfular MuiuuY Hn.L'i;it Co., liox it, l' City, N. Y. TOSPi:CULATOILS. rh LIN0BLOM & CO., N. G. MILLER & CO. ft A 7 (Chamber of W Broadway, Commerce, (.'hlrfiirn. Nw York. GKAIN ft PROVISION BEOKERS Wmntwrs nf all prominent Produce RioliH1 " aw York, Chicago, St. Louis and Milwatiknn, We hate eiehmve iiriTntetelc-ravhtrelatw','wOhl Cairo and New York. V ill eiei'tite orders on arJutla nient whu r,'nn,ttd. ht'Mii for circulars emitaiNuc yartirulara. ltOitT. LlMXtl.uM 1X., tJhtoaco. Dio Lewis's TM Monthly, ed itd hr UioLwi, will r.ia. h anenot tnine eircnlatkns 1 efcre tb ad 4 the Htsi ytnw. Ai tlidiiKh it i UrjtHtand ld eiui nt if A men en n Mairatlnes It Monthly rrir In but ft -2. Mi nor venr. I-ami-nah irrnl In iriT.n ta K.titn. N'-nil fur famplu t'opv anil t&nu i ut. J-UAMi NKA.tlAXt 1'ultllmhrr, mine limine, srw 1 ara. THE BEST. Vtf If, ,-nioilpnl. llnrranlfd A rnn, Hrnd nr I llnnlrnli'il t'riilnn anal 'trrilnr V,A?1,,l;.Vnn,o,, THKWH KW. vrs.r. to r. a. u AtM-lnt inntstum 8 telum fttMim from nmwly 4 l, slo, b lnr sw tlM4 tUiitxa ef itattnlc book sad rotvlg, wtlk ba ai rruUH TahUl. lo. tb Isnrs 1 rex auu,aa eur ei ry iwcrviT MmoiIc Pwhtitber sail MmafsrUreri, Til roadWd,JWw I wk. XLMORrS H. U. the qulekeet, nleasantees r yO.t tur st nnd bt remedy ft kidoar. Xt'iyvv ,1T"T'i kmch, bladder and blno4 Ayr ciweeses, and only rwai cuwyw ever d ltoifrvd for mexxt and chronio "Vrs. riieiinieiipim. ootiL. intnttium. Hb lees Panoi Bnaht's difm- and iTunnnia tn 8 weeks- all Itirinsnf rhHuinntm dis'rdtrs in t t 14 weka rliee In 11 a mm story tn 1 dey. t'sn rfr to hundrdtof relia ble pMiple rurtd who had tried tn vain rrytt.intf eJe. Purely itotanio, lisnnless, and nine to Innk. AU your drnKttist to gvt it; il lie ilcclinK send to ns fnr it bcthiuti dee. Klmnrw. Adams A tlo. , h WilliarorX. . N.Y GOflSOlPTIOlj; 1 hsve a (Miittlve reined y f..r the aN dlMsae; b itm nne thonaands of rsaes of the worst kind and of tone; standing hsve bfen enrfd. I ml'', so strona Is my fatiK In Hseftirsry, thst I will son it TWO BOTTbKtf VHKK, to rctherwlth a VAI.l'Aill.K TKKATIHK on this disease, t suijr suJTurar. Ulv Jiim-M nnti v. O. addriis, lK. T. A. fcUKX'M, in rearl BU, NewTork. AGEKTS WANTED KTO,W.lS,l5: InrliliicxTnrlnvriitril. Will knit s puir of nkiucit with lll'.t:l.nriTO!'oiiipl-lfinlmlimti. It mil iMiknit groat orii.t;ul lilu j work, (or wliioh Umi la alwaya a rnarly marki-t. Kcni for riroular and trma t.. the TVO.(lHI,V KMTTIMJ AIA II1NK C O., Kia I'HKMorlf STMKHT, UOri'l'ON. MASH. 3 NATIONAL TYPE CO. Piiila. 1'a. iw-page llook We. RUPTURElffiSSfeS Mlllfl ! t.MmpiBrainf Mnaic, rV. ucIm Kleoui. inWiIIW t frj. HuBona, nrnnlc and mualo, and j'P"actlii);ii.i fur 1. A Id'a C. Bwhm Kn, fa. "rANTKI) MHricnicrl Boik an.i BlhU Ainti vry county. Literal Nalariva paid. Aililrpaa. ftatlua- enpermiioi. P. . Iloi ic. Pnilaiielphi. Pa. CC wwk in jourown t'wrj. Ttirraa ni oiHA WOO lioa. AJJrvaiH.llALlirTAUo.. Hortl.ud, M. U.vuPHon Mil. I iathobmt ljmmnnt. rrt aoaDt. AGENTS k- imalinla of nwiwr tllin tha) P I. lll Wi mW, Htiaiiirilra poau p.iid.ii.c. ti..!. II.I.IIK Huffnln NT ?or fileftrart and famine mi .SON'S LiGEITfiluG SEWER ! o inonaniMl lltchra it nlnntr. TImi only hsolnti-lv Hral-rluait Srnlni Mau-hlnnls tka 111 PRESENTS TO SUBSCRIBERS THE E HARDEST OFFER EYER KACE 8T T POBUSHERS. f 1 tlralt'tald Cata gl ar Walakra .......... l0 1 4 Ladlaa f'kai.lalae Walckra ol 10 Hreeliral Belllalre OlaaMad Blaga. ill a klrr.al Silk Drraa faltrraa too tOO baaLta! Iltkal tlaeka. (1 reek 1 OOO ellO I'keUa-raak llkaau, l aaek 1,000 tOO Hirer reekrl frail lalm too too Ladln' aad O.aU' raekrl kalrae.. ........ I HO 160 I.U Hlr.r.al.l.d .a Hi .... 60 1WK1 V. k. Creeaaaeka, II aok.............. l,0o lono llrauillal Oil Nrterra l.OOt AND VVOltD CONTIST TO RE mVPM tutU IvrtUg - - lirtsft-r. feb.nrtTs.s tf ' "sis el fths swsfiUi ULk i. a, Oaasda. rlBla " a. ...t a eta,, eM. , U fact erery Iklkf Ual ce be U dene le make 10 Barclay St., New York I - a . THE ENORMOTJB AMOUNT OX GIVEN $102,400,091 ACTTJAXLY s HEBS OF CHEWING AGGO! To kreure the moM oal dlstrlhinlon of the gj't'i haveulvlili-d iliecouii'rv Into dls.ru n. 1h.'''"""" luirariiclckwlil ih; in.iriniii-uin juurui. i. iuinemof "r.iwurUtiiU"riuijCln:wliia ioliatcu.oa 10 Arm of I.klri 1 Wi Ix r bi v It- Cirand I prlulit r.auo. 1 KI'Knt lluidi'lt (iriiitii XO SiillrlClold rilelli-Vilndiiig Walrhoa, K'lln Movi-ijii-m los Wilunn Pi-winp M-.hrn',k.. 1 II. H. tjovi rrnii nt ltwiida. i i;ai a SO HilviT bti-ui-Mrindiiig Wau-liia, Krir-tiL'ttfld nlnvcmi'in Bi0 Mi i ra. huiitn HHh V 6im Vive IU buiud bpear-Hi-kd To- bkCCO S9.400 OO HtO IIO ItOJ OO i.eso oo a,vr,. iio &oo oo TOOOO 1 MUO OO a, ooo oo Total Value, - SI 4, COO OO . 1.. T,THT1TJ T i ITTTIOIW. , ,,f m ati-Bt riiiiiibcr of ar hfad" Taes, will bo ptvfn lPr4 Wi-tT Stvlc 2 rnd CprljrM l'laiio. and to tin: n it. aitli't-uiil Bur- unmui r of '1 ai!. a UoKl aicli cm U. aud win, uulll the Wi Gifie ar ', and remm to ud from liny liiojuuol. lai, ami ki'I youtprwaaal. & CO., lJ5idd!etown, Ohio. .EABTajaiT.Got a Farm! L
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