J ttberaaaa at It. The Republican meeUng held in! CincinnAti wag tnemt remark manifepiatioa of opnlar iut :. J iU ft w-At.A in Bombers the Blaine meeting of laet year. Thousands could cot enter Lhe creat Music Mall in which it was i..if Th- nnblic .Wire was to hear Ronfttnr John Sherman ciitcuss the new form ol inequality caused by the Southern frauds. He stock to his text and among other things said : "What did Judge Hoadly say when he was called upon to face Lit great indictnnt of the Demo cratic party? He said .Sherman was waving the "bloody fchirt." The onlv "bkwdv ebirt" 1 waved was the declaration 1 now reeai mai the Democratic party of the sontn has disfranchised by fraud and vio lence the entire population of the whole Southern Slates iu effect ; and besides that has established a sys tem of ostracism and terror by which these colored and white lle publicans dare not hold up their beads amongft them. Where was the "bloody shirt" ,in that i don't see it. But Governor went on, and he waved the "bloody shirt." He commenced by saying that I had called attention which I had not to the bloody graves scattered all over the fcoath, and the rebel prison pens, hich he graphically described, and all tus sortof thing, lie said I tried to call attention to these thiols only to avoid a discussion of the temperance question. When I meei in argument, if my opponent don't n;eet me fairly and squarely, I pull him up to the bull ring and hold him to the bsue if I can. Applause. I t-ay now that no Democrat in Hamilton county dare take ii-sue on this questiou. These eoplfc have been deprived of their rights. And that is not all. They have not only been deprived of Uieir rights, hut these men. Dem ocrats of the South, are now extr ciiug political power based up on tbe six millions of colored people scattered over the tbuth. There are thirty-eight members of Confess and tbirty-eight electoral votes assigned under the Constitu tion to these six millions of colored people in the South; but they man age matters there so that these col ored people have no right to vote. Tbey are deprived of thnr votes, and then these Southern Democrats vote all this van political power them selves ; and by that means alone Grover Cleveland is now President of the United States applause ; and but for this erroneous crime James G. Blaine would now be our Presi dent renewpd applause and John A. Logau would le our Vice Presi dent What answer do they make to this indictment? The "bloody shirt." Haw Deacun Jones fr'ell. Over in Mahoning county, Ohio, livd Deacon Jone-, a very staid, dignified sort of a Christian, and a Tierfeet moM of propriety. Deucon Jones had the misfortune to lose bis wife, and at tbe age of forty, found himself with a fortune and several small children, without a mistress to his faruihoupe. As he could not immediately take another wife and escape scandal, and could not get anyone to take charge of the kit chen and nursery, he had recourse to employing a young woman as a housemaid. Nancy Stearns was a laughing, romping, beauty, who de lighted in experimenting on toe Deacon, by way of testing the strength of human nature : but at last, in a moment of unguarded weakness, he was led into tempta tion, in committing a slight indis cretion with his beautiful housemaid. WLen in bis wonted coolness and presence of mind, he was horrified at the enormity of his sin. In vain he repented and grieved over his lost virtue. Finally, as a last resort for easing his conscience, at the con clusion of the service on the follow ing Sabbath morning he arose and requested the forbears nee of the brethren and sisters a few minutes, when he electrified them by making the following confession : "My Christian friends, you all know that I lost my dear wife some time ago, (sobs and tears), and that Nancy Stearns has been keeping bouse for me, and you know that 1 have a child not a year old. Well, that little child would cry iu the night, and it would be a long time before I could quiet it; and on last Tuesday night God forgive me the child cried so hard that Nancy arose and came into the room, and leaned over the bed to hush the poor child ; and brothers and sisters, her leaning over me made me forget Christ." Hereupon the worthy deacon broke down entirely ,and stood weep ing and blowing his nose. "What did you do?" sternly de manded the minister. "I-I-I-ki-ki kissed her 1 " stammered out the deacon, between his sobs ; but I have been very sor ry about it. and prayed to be forgiv- en ; and I want you to forgive and pray for me, my brothers and sis- tern As the deacon bowed himself up on his seat, like the mighty oak be fore the tornado, Deacon Goodfellow arose and astonished the audience still more by saying : "Brothers and sisters, you have heard what Brother Jones has said, and now h wants our forgiveness. For my own part, I think Brother Jones is truly penitent, and I am wQling to forgive him with all my heart And, brothers and sisters, I will add still further, that if I had ' no wife, and a pretty girl like Nancy Stearns should come to my room and lean over me I'd kiss her and abide by the consequences 1" Rock. Bonne by Plamonda. The diamond is now largely used as a tool end for boring bard rocks, end works economically, effectively, and is also indestructible. At first eight it would seem a costly metb - od : but such is not tbe case, consid ering that a steel chisel was spoiled for every inch bored in bard rock while forming the Mont Cenis tun ad across tbe Alps, on tbe railway between France and Italy. The di amond is the hardest known body in nature, consequently nothing but a blow can injure it, direct wear of its surface being impossible, except bf means of diamond powder. "My daughter has taken the med icine faithfully, according to direc tions, and ber health and spirits are now perfect. The humor is all gone from ber face. I wish every anx ious mother might know what a blessing Ayer's Sarsaparilla is in such cases. A charity entertainment is gener ally a "poor" show. For every man killed in the war ten bare been sent over the gulf by i be aid of the corkscrew. ' i ruttlranakni Pmlfie a Sc&ool. w - ' One day Jwt weet ine weii-moau- herons of usual calm voue. aua iuc usual wild rush for edibles followed the magic word. As an eight-year old boy thrust his hand loto his dinner baakf t and rtrew out a wjwie w mua the vicious warning of the deadly rattlesnake was neard from the depths of the dinner basket. Down went the basket with a crash and in the fragment t t-halUred pie-plat his enaaesliip coiled himself while his busy tail made the air vibrate with its angry song, and that song was quickly re-echoed. From every corner of the school-room came the fearful-warning, audit was seen that at least half a doren enakes had r.nnn to Kchoal. A wild scene of COIliC VJ IHUVUl. J . " ( terror aad confusion ensued. The usually suave and self contained school mistress made a hasty leap and loud 6hriek, the double effort landing her on top of the highest deBk ia the room. Her example in both leap and shriek was Bodily followed, and tne new pupils were left in possession of the floor. A very babel of cries and screams an nounced that the school mistress and other fcirls were in consultation as to how to get rid of the undue amount of serpents that had so sud denly possessed theoi. in the midst of this infective discussion a tea- year-old boy succeeded iu forcing a side window open, and foiling out soon made Lis appearance with a formidable club with wiicii he dis patched the snakes in rotation. There were foUud to be five of the deadly rot k variety. After the coast was apparently clear again, the de moralized school settled down as In st could to their dinners, when across the threshold came in gather ing folds what looked like the king of all rattlesnakes, and making for tlm centre .f tbe apartmeat, coiled himself in a buncr. as large as a half bushel, while hisuOteot auger fiilel the room with its diabolical iiiuic and the hearers with sickenir-g dread. The desks were again resort ed to, but this time the terror was too greai for cries and shrieks. A trembling horror teemed to possess all, while the glittering bead-like eye of the huge reptile seemed to fasci nate with iu scintillating glances. Just then the welcome roll of wagon wheels was heard on the road, on the margin of which the Bchoolrouse stood. It broke the spell of horror, and shriek alter shriek on all scales of tlie gamut resounded from the building. In a moment or two the burly form of a stalwart ranchman filled the doorway. He took in the situation at a glance, A quick spring to the roadside and bauk,and I he glistening terror lay writhing beneath a heavy boulder. 1 proved to be five and one-half feet in length and carried fourteen rattles. There was no more school that day, and the house and the grounds f0r half a mile around have been religiously searched every morning by that school mistress before she opens school. A Molol Wife, Jones was well aware that his wife was in the habit of rilling his pock ets when h was asleep, nut, like a wi.-e man, be kept eileui ou the sub ject. One night, however, he woke up and caught her in the act. "Hal he exclaimed, "what are you doing, my dear?" The lady started, her cheeks flush ed, the pantaloons fell to the floor, and she wae about to make a full confession when a bright idea enter ed her head. Recovering herself she said : "I was looking to see whether your clothes needed any buttons." "They do, they do, my dear," he exclaimed, springing from the bed, "needed 'em tor weeks and months, and I wondered why rou didn't sew 'em on, but I waited, for I was sure you would get to it some time. And how kind, to cet out of bed at this time of night to attend to 'em. Say what you will, there's noth ing like a good wife. Let me turn up the gas a little, so's you'll haye all the light you want in sewing em on. Got your needle and thread and the buttons? No. Well, tell me where they are and I'll get 'em for you." Mrs. Jones proceeded to sew on the buttons while her husband sat on tbe side of the bed and encour aged her with words of praise on her wifely care and thought for his comfort, occasionally remarking that go where he would be would always say there was nothing in the world like a good wife. Then he went to the wardrobe and brought out several pairs of pants, two or three coats and vests, and a number of shirts, from all of which buttons were missing, and cheerfully observed : "While we are at it we'll make a nidit of it" Two hours later when Mrs. Jone9, with a weary sigh, removed tne j thimble from her finger, Mr. Jones patted her on the cheek and said : "I H-T u aga,n ,n" d,,'ir. 1 ay il laizain, that wherever I go I will uiiike it kiiowu, proelitim it from the housetops, shout it iu the Lichways aiid by whvs, that k wife who gets up in tbe middle of the night to sew buttons ou her husband's ciot.hes is a priceless treasure, a crown to her husband, and an ornament to i her sex." Then Mr. Jones, chuckling to himself, lay calmly down and slept the sleep of the just Short stature in Gen. Sheridan is caused by his legs. A friend savs ' that the gallant Phil is not sensitive on tbe suhject : A girl came for hi and General Sherman's autographs in her album, and they wrote their names. She was not content for she had set her heart on a verse of "Sheridan's Ride " in his own hand writing. This he declined to grant Then she began to question him about that famous piece of eques !'"an,.SQ1 - " Now General Sbermaa. she at length asked, turning iu pret ty desperation to him, 4 What do you imagine General Sberidan said on mounting Lis steed ?" " Well, I really don't know," was the response, with a quizzical glance down at the legs of his fellow officer, " but may be he said to hie orderly, 4 Shorten these stirrup straps.'" An old man doesn't catch on quite so quick as a young one, but be hangs on enough to make it up. soxo. It wm with doaht ana tranMlac I whupcrad la ber ear Oh: lake hex aeiwtr, bonay bird. That all taewarlawUl hear. : Slug It, aiag H, allrer throat, rpoa tbe warwara tree, How fair (he U, bow true tbe ta, ad h im h lemh aw I . " Sine; It, sine tt, Mirer throat, Abu aU tua cantoer long ' The ether blrUi ahaU mif yea , Forknowhif rachaxmcl Lmri HoaeAtoa. The laeaus used in ilautinz corn in the semi trid Kansas belt enables the great fattening grain of the Uni ted States. It is done by means of the listing plow, which throws the soil into high ridges, the middles being deeply pulverized in addition. In the trenches the corn is planted down in the permanently moist soil of the trenches, these being filled up in the process of cultivation. This trenchjs plowed, is V-shapied, and sixtnee inches deep. Until the corn gets strong, an inverted trough coy ers the rows as cultivator passes, preventing the plows from rolling the soil over the plants. When the corn is ready for the second cultiva tion the trough is laid aside. The shovers are set to throw the eartn . . . to the corn plants, now ttrong and two feet tall, and tbey are also set to take the ground deeply. Ibis cultivator throws almost all the earth into the trench that the lister threw out The weeps are deeply bnried. The surface of the field is level. The main roots of tbe corn- plants are at least ten inches below the surface of the ground and how mnch further the v have sunk into the rich, damp, underlying ground, no one knows. lut now no orom ary drought affects the plants. The hot southwest winds can alow, me mercury can raise until the inlegri tv of the thermometer is threatened, the sun can course across a cloud less sky for weeks, but the cora leaves do not roll. The plaU thrive, and, if a soaking ram falis between the middle of June and the middle of July, the listed corn will make full crop. lomr In UarriKborff. Ben. Perley Poore. the well-known Washint'ton correspondent contrib uted reminiscences oi rresideni L,in coin to yesterday's Philadelphia rrc.s, from which the following ex tract concerning an adventure in Harrisburg is taken : "Mr. Lincoln gave a cordial greet lrz to me when 1 called on uina al ter his arrival at Willard's Hotel, and he indulged iu some pleasant reminiscences of his Congressional career. Ui course i ia:aea 10 mm about his forthcoming message, and, after having made me promise that what he told me should not go into print, he gave me an. account of it lie had written it at Ins tprintneia home, and had it put in type by his friend, the local printer. A number of sentences had been reconstructed several times before they were en tirelv satisfactory, and then four cojiits had been printed on footacap paper. Ihese conies had been lock ed up in what Mr. Lincoln called a "irriusack." and entrusted to his eldest son. Robert "When we ar rived al Harrisburg," said Mr. Lin coin, "and had washed up, I asked Bob where the message was, and was taken aback by the confession that in the excitement caused by the enthusiastic reception he believet he had left a waiter take the grip sack. My heart went up into my mouth and I started down stairs where I was told that if a waiter had taken my gripsack I should prob ably find it in the baggage room Going there I saw a large pile of gripsacks and other baggage and thought I discovered mine. My key fitted it but on opening it there was nothing inside but a few paper collars and a flask of whiskey. A few moments afterward I came across my gripsack, with the docu ment all righ't and now I will show it to you, on our honor, mind !' The inaugural was printed in clear sized type, and wherever Mr. Lin coln thought chat a paragraph would make an impression upon his audi ence he had preceded it with a typo graphical fist, viz: tls& Kancat ion Pays. Most of the waiters of the states are colored college students from Howard university, YTashington, My waiter told me this morning that he had finished geometry and mathematics, Livy, C;e3ar, and Vir gil in Latin, and the Anabasis in Greek. The other day at dinner Professor Henry, of Harvard college, was scanning a line of Virgil's hexameter to illustrate the meter to a rich bus iness friend who had not read tbe classics Longfellow's Evangpline and Virgil's epics," said the professor, were written in the same hexame' !er. Now the first line of Virgil is scanned like this : Armgvirum " Whv, I declare," he said, hesi taling, " I've forgotten the old famil iar words." " Shall I give them to yen?" ask ed the waiter, politely. . "You?" asked the . professor, in astonishment ' " Yes, sir," said the black man. They are 1 Anna virumque ctno, troj:r qui primus ab oris. 'Uretit guns!" exclaimed the did busines-s millionaire, where yiu learn Latin !" " At college, sir, said the waiter. When t'u rich man four.d out al' the poor negro's acquirements and ambitiou and poverty he asked him how much it cost him a y a: at Har vard University. " It costs Sl-'iO a year, arid I've got three years to go. "Well, here," he said, "is 83(0. You can keep the change, and when you get through come and aee Na thaniel Ruggle in Dodge City, Kansas. Cars for 11 lea. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in tbe back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, caus ing the atient to suppose he has some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symptons of indigestion are present as flatulency, uneasiness of the stom ach, ect A moisture, like perspira tion, producing a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm, is a com mon attendant Blind. Bleeding and Itching riles yield at once to the ap plication 01 Dr. Bosanco Pile llem- edy, which acts directly opon the parts affected,absorbinw the Tumors, allaying the intense itching, and ef fecting a permanent cure. Price 50 cents. Address, The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, O. Sold by C. N. BOYD, Druggist, Somerset Pa. dec3-ly. auBaejhBUUBjaaBBBBBBBBBajajaja A man who gets the mitten is apt tobe guilty of contempt of court Try It Toarseir. The proof of the padding is not in chewing the string, but in having an opportunity to try the article your self. C. N. Boyd, tbe Druggist, has a tree trial bottle of Dr. liosanko s Cough and Lnng Syrup, for each one who is afflicted with Coughs. coius, consumption or any mng af fection. " ' - Whpii the nastures begin to fall off some extra food should be provid ed for all the stock, but especially for the cows. Horses are always well cared for, but tbe cows too of ten are neglected, both as to food and - supply of pure water. Those farmers who nave provided some soiling crops will find the ben efit of the fresh, grown fodder; those who have not will bnd the disadvan tage of being short of feed just at this season, it ia very easy to secure this supply of food for the short sea son. Every farmer has a neglected piece of land, which is bringing in uothing, and which could be made to produce a very profitable crop of green leed. sucn an opponnnuy should not be neglected. Where the supply has been provided, a lib eral feed should be given daily. It is a mistake to suppose that it is a waste of food to feed liberally now, that it is better to save the food for winter and spare it at this season. hen an animal is kept short ot food it goes back rapidly, and more food will be required to make up this lost ground than would have kept the animal in its condition. This is especially true as regards swine ; if they are permitted to fall off now for lack of lood, they will consume much more than the pres ent gain in recovering the loss. Ani mals that are intended lor lattemng should be kept on full feed now and those to be wintered over should bo kept in good condition. Tbe old and true adage should not be forgot ten, viz : that an animal well sum mered is half wintered." Japanese Pro.erb. The Japanese are fond of proverbs and in consequence their language cau b ast many happy hits. Some of the axiomatic sayings which are accredited to Japan are reahy of re- ;eot introduction into the country, the people absorbing Western ex pressions with gTeat facility. Some few of the following may be traced to other lands, but they are so well known throughout the empire as really to deserve the name of Jap snee. Tbe Japanese Mrs. Partington is characterized as attempting ."to drive away fog with a fan." An allusion to the usual h fleet cf i-evenge in an uncivilized country is contained in the expression, " When you curse, look out for two graves." It h uooimon with us to say noth ing but what is charitable of the desd In Jpan, where the tiger is only buowu a rare foreign ani aisl, th eiyi.ig goes, "Spare the skin ( the cead t'ger." Domestic Mifelicity receives com ment in the phrase, 44 A three-inch tongue tan kill a eix-fool man." Others, more terse, require no ex yiflintion : " The borrower smiles like i si'iut, and tbe repayer scowls like a Send." " The bad artist blames his brush." 41 Frog Fpawn becomes frogs." 44 Egg plants do not spring from melon seeds." 44 Do not seek fish on trees." There is no escaping the net of Providence. 41 Blind men fear not snakes." 44 Making an idol does not give it s soul." JotA' Comjtanion. The Oriole's Song. This birds song consists of lour cotes, and it is curious that.although there is a peculiar, rich, flute-like quality by which the oriole notee may be recognized, no two sing alike. Robins, song sparrows and perhaps all other birds sing differently from each other, o far us I ha ve obeeryed, but none diffttr so greatly, in my opinion, as orioles. Th four that I have been able to study carefully enough to reduce this song to the musical scale, though all having the same compass, arranged the notes differently in every case. The ori ole is, of course, not limited in ex pression to his song. I have spoken of bis cry of distress cr of war, con sisting ot two notes slurred together. The ordinary call, as he goes about a tree, especially a fruit tree iu bloom, seeking insects under and over each leaf and blossom, is a single note, loud and clear. If a pair are on the tTee together, it is the same, hut much softer. Trimming- Down a Boy'a Tongne. Some months ago William Sur ber, of Wabash, Indiana, noticed that the tongue cf his son was be coming abnormally large, but did not report the case to a physician till a day or so ago, when the tongue had increased to double its natural size, protrudea lrom tbe lips in a disgusting manner, and rendered it impossible for the boy to take nu-i tnment, save in liquid term. I he swollen tongue also interfered with respiration, and the physicians, as a last resort, determined to trim the organ down, tnoogn the operation is very dangerous. The reduction was successfully effected in a few drrs- Getting at the Fact. Kosciusco Murphy recently pass ed his examination, and is now a member of tbe Austin bar. His strong card is in pelting the truth out of a witness. The following is a sample of his system of examina tion : "Are yon a married man?" "No, sir ; I am a bachelor." "Will yon please tell the court and jury how long you have been a bachelor, and what were the circum stances that induced you to become one?" Another triumph of modern sci ence. A firm advertises : "Artificial flower boys wanted." Making crazy quilts is tbe proper work for bedlamites. I nf-frfti r9 from Opiates, Emetic mnd Voiatm. PROMPT. SAFE. SURE Care tW Oeealta, CUm mm MW Tkrt mm Ta tataAaa a.oma ro.aiUMn,auTii.cjLa. 9 : 1 Carta KtmnHii.ainlil, Saielaa rliw a Maw TTJ tV-,1.. ItDrRrWiUdtalm. a.uH iw iniiwi,anjiei,r s I THABt VeiZ HAWK. mcoDs Absolutely Pure. Thli Powder newvarti. A mrrel of purity, ttrenitth and wholewoienoM. More economical that ihe onllou-r klixi. ennol bo told It eomiwtllinn wlih the multitude of low test, shorn weight, alaa or pbosiht powdelf. Sold only in Cmiu. kovaxBakj.vo Powd Co., lo Wall St., K. Y. mT3if. -THE g BEST TONIC ? Thta medicine, combining Iron with piim Teei'tal'le toniin, qnirkly and roniiliely !' 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United I Mt SlaU's, wlio Lii i-.v 111.! co::i;;itiim f Avki:"s iviu.sAiwuiM.t. say I "at t:n:li:rr; el-s pkm! lur lli nriliia lion ft liic blood h v.Uliin llie lan.u of 1 uarin.o'y. riTAi by l!i uso of this irmnlr i ft Ufi I Ki--i!il) fur a MTwn who hr.i corriij.lud liloixl la attain lie:U.U ::nd pri vint ti:in-n;ision of Iho d. ururiive laiut lo nlcrity. TUOfJIlPUI V .fi-rtivemioTatioii InoilUUunLl r.f the yt.iii imit iiit lml.; not only tho r. inoval of ror rnrri from tlio Mood, but its rnrieli 1:1 -lit and the utrculln'iiiu vi llio M.ai organs. Ft . ini p wilnoesM, nil over t!ia 1LU.HQLC1 irorld, tr-tifv that lh' tvorUislx-ttiT accoinpIfcihcJ byAYT.Ii's l-Ai:sArAi:il.L.v than by u::y ollur r-ai.-.U-. B, nn lliat U rornipled I'.innsuti dis ImilMU i 11:. uk' Jiiiiv. nud IiIinnI tve:;'! ii:-d llirou.'!. diii'.inutioii of thu rtl i-on, .us-Im jnaiic 5tnnf by A YMll'S SAItSAPAllILLA. Q,.ni-.jjvri V.io blood nnd building rC!n!i"l!b u; llic ny-tem n-quiru (iiu in m-Hoih .aws bill bclielit will i - d -rived front ll: f AVKU'4 Svusataimi-I-a mora i.-dily t!:au ir.nn aiiMliiii' for which like cflect arc lli.U;Lr!I fa !! ciaimnl. is abim i;m! in:!:" iii.-ir!.-t.'iinil.Tiiianvnaii!. In:: :!u' "ii'v i-.",iarai.iii that ha;Hd liir : -t of linn', and I roved wort'.iy of lUc world" ct.r.h'-.l iil-c, i- dr's Sarsaparilla, riSEPARED BY. J.C. Aycr & Co., I.ovjoli, Mazz. bold by a.i !r4pi: 1'rico $1; aW bottifs forfi. KiiiELSIOR iJOOKSTOYES ALWAYS SATISFACTORY Tvvr N ALL PURCHASERS OR BE EDITED MAKIFACTCKKD BY Isaac tUuepparii k C3..Ealti2ore,M(L R. B. Schell & Co , SOMERSET, mar-T-'Si-ljrr, 1 OYER 1000.000 3 C0TTLS SO ID AND KEfEB FAILS TO CURE COUGHS JOLCS. THRQWANOALLUUHCTROUBLES AU,ORUCGisrsSEU.rr PRICE. 25 CTS. I K SALE. Par Jrwv Cattle, aulhl color Cow, heir. er and bail, the latter muring fruta Hz amains tut or year okt. PedlarM tarnitad. M. HOBL.1TZIXI Foot Virw Faasr. septUlBk TJrslaa, SoaMrset Oo Pa. Pll'fjfll W i iiffilSi NUil I III UI efTI I llVw Ask for "Koagh ea Ooaclu," for Oeachi, Ooldf. flora Throat, wuhmi TrocbM, Jfte. Inlaid, sue. Uiatn OBI BIWi wrni, wut-, u-- bagi, tkaaki, eblpaiaaki, number!. Ljc. PruggUC Palpitation. TJroiwtoal SwalUrnra. Dlxztoan, la- dlarestion, Haadaeha, Slaeplasiaasa. oaraa by - w eiis itaaiia Aeaawer, " Kaaffh ass Oaraa. Ask for Wells' "Rooiih on Coral." lta. Quick, eoinpWta car. Hard or sou eorna, warts, baakni. Bwacli Fata" lwael Plaaaer SlratutlMBlna'. InDnrrad. tha bast for back ache pain la cheat or aid, rheumatism, Deural. Sia. Tklm Feasslw. " Wells' Health Seaewer" restores health and visor, cures lrsietla, Headache, Mervousne, IMDIUiy. 11. WhavplaffCwacn, and the many Throat A fleet toes of children, relieved by promptly, pie ally, and safely sumgu ou ioagas.' Troches, lie Uiara, If you are falling, broken, worn out and nervous, use "Wells' Health kenewer.'' 11. Druggist. Ufa fininw. Ifyoa an kaiaa yoar trip on Ufa, try " Wells' Health Keaewer' Ooea direct to weak (pots. " leh Toothache." Instant relief for Neuralgia, Toothache, Face ache. Ask Kir "Hough on Toothache." Is and tie. Pretty Women. f Ladle ho would retain freshness and vivacity, don't tall to try " Wells' Health Kenewer." Catarrhal Throat Aflectloaa. Hacking, Irritating Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, cured by "Hough on Uougba." Troche, loo. Liquid, ac. " Bough oo Ilea." " Rousrh on Itch " cure humors, eruptions, ring worm, teller, salt rheum, Iruetea I eel, chilblain. Iho Hope of ho Halloa. i hlldren, slow In development, puny, scrawny, and delicate, use "Wells' Health Kenewer." Wlelo Awaho. three or four hours every nlxht coughing. Oet ImuiedUte relief and sound rest by using Wells "Kougu on sjuugns." t ruches, 103. rjausm, ok. "BoachOa Pal a" Poroaaoel Floaters Strengthening, Improved, the best for backache, pain lu chest or side, rheumatism, neuralgia. Jumbo' Dituenalona. A measurement of Jumbo after death showed these dimensions : Circumference of fore leg, 5 feel 5 inches ; around front foot, 5 feet G inches: twice around hi foot I about his height, viz., 11 fet-t ; length of trunk, 7 fVet4 inches : around his tuk, 1 fool 31 inches; length of fore leg. fct-L It is said he was like all tlephunts, afraid of rats, and that the only other things that he seemed to dread wt re cats and mice. 11 in uai !y provetder consisted of 400 pounds of hay, one barrel of potatoes and a bushel of onions. The skeleton will be st up in the Smithsonian Insti tute. Rose Cola and Hay Kerrr. Are types of catarrh having pecul iar symptoms. They are attended by an inflamed condition of the lin ing membrane of the nostrils, tear ducts and throat, affectinu the lungs. An acrid mucus is secreted, the dis charge is accompanied with a burn ing- sensation, ihere are severe spasms of sneezing, frequent attacks of h tad ache, watery and inflamed eves. Elv's Cream Ba'm is a retne dy founded on a correct diagnosis of diseases and can be depended upon. 50 cents at druggists, or by mail. Send for circular. Ely Bros., Drug gist, Owego, N. Y. How young old people look who have never been seriously sick, and who never worrv and fret. How old young people look who fret and stew and suffer pain all at once. But we can't altogether help our disposi tion, and we will sometimes get out of sorts in spite of all our caution. Then we need the best, the simplest and thesafest medicine known, which is Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. Purifies the blood and renews vital ity in old and young. Women are everywhere using and recommending Parker's" Tonic be cause they have learned from expe rience that it speedily overcomes uesponaency, indigestion, pain or weakness in tbe back or kidneys, and other troubles peculiar to the sex. "I never patronize patent medi cines. Don't you? Why not? You patronize "patent" articles of a hun dred varieties why not patent med icines. "Because they are often worthless." True, but not always, frequently they are the very best in the world, representing the widest experience. At least we know that Dr. Kennedy's Favorite ilemedy is one of these, and for all troubles of the blood, liver and urinary organs it stands on its merits, and not on advertising. . . Sufferers from tbe effects of qui nine, used as a remeay for chills and fever, will appreciate Ayer's Ague cure, a powerful tonic bitters com posed wholly of vegetable substan ces, without a particle of any nox ious drug. Its action is peculiar, prompt and powerful, breaking up the chill, curing the fever and expel ling the poison from the system, yet leaving no harmful or unpleasant et ftct unon the patient. A man in Osceola, AIicb has three daughters, all of whom are mutes. He ia probably the cham pion dumb bell raiser of the world. "The ladies especially eo into ec- stacies over Parker's Hair Balsam." writes Mr. J. H. Decker, druggist, of rmdiay, Uhio. "Jhey say it is the most elegant dressing they ever us ed." Stops falling hair, restores col or, promotes growth. Guns are only human, afar all. They will kick when the load be comes too heavy. Thousands walk the earth to-day who would be sleeping in its bosom but for the timely use of Downs' Elixir. Guaranteed to cure or mon ey refunded. For Sale by C. N. Boyd, the Druggist, Somerset, Pa. It is not the man who thumps the bar the hardest that has the most money to pay (or his drinks. Livery Blable keepers ehonld al ways keep Arnica and Oil Liniment in the ntable, nothing like it for horees. For Sale by C. N. Boyd, Somerset, Pa. . A Frenchman likes his betrothed to be in dot-age. For a mi 111 dttlinrtin inrl . ffimonl tonic. uFnii.xter's Mandrake Bitteis.j it,verv iHiitle warranted. For Sale by CL N. Vvxd. "Slit, u it,"' us the fly paper ob served to the fly. Arnica & Oil Liniment ia equally eood for man and beast. 25 and 50 cents per bottle. For sale by C. N, Boyd. O. W. BEJTFORD. DBUG8. G. W. BENFORD & SON'S DKUG- STOKE, NO. 1, BAEB'S BLOCK:. We keep conaUntl PUKE DKUGS AND Chemicals, Dyes, Toilet Articles and Sundries kept in a fi Kit-class Drug Store- PAINTS, OILS, VARNISHES, ' Tnue, , Rrwtte. Supporter, aad all leading iCCOS AS D ilGAkS, the twt In the TOHA TIOMaCMPllMDKS WITH VAStE. '. All adrer:led medicine kept on hand. If n-H pertte eaa deprnJ eo in rriai i kort time, a we pay rft attention ta all arh dema-uf. tnu own make ol HOksl ilA'fl CaTTLC fOWDER I berond doubt the tert la the market. ct. per pound. We auto bo eipenae of paeklnc, labe'ln. a.lTenlsln , e., but keep In bulk. Anr Ingredient waated peeJaiy ean be added. Cal' and ee lor yourself, and be Dominoed w oiler Bargain. U. W. BanroBD So Intend doing a Uare baunet. and want all to lee fur themaelre. No trouble to ihow ou stock. Sj-Pure Wines and Liqnora ESTABLISHED 1880. FISHER'S BOOK STORE, SOMEBSET, PENN'A. ThU well eetablirted. old and reliable Book. New ami Stationery Store was asnta.1. February l. from tt old, cramped and in.ulnoient quarter to the lanse. eleirant ami convenient new Slore-Koom directly otitawlte C)k fc Beerlt'. In these w.mmo.liou .,uarltr, iecilly n ed uu tor It orcuiwnry, the toeVof Book New and Stationery ha been rery l1' !t?ikt tenUon wlllbepald tothe Hlole.ale Trade. r.hool lloo. Srhool Mpi'lK fmri mutat Hen. AlmanaeV; Penell. Blnk Book, fce., will tie bounht In larae quautltir diieet lr m n'' turer. whl.:h will enable tula etldi.bmnt to job to town and eo.,ntry merchant MiucH BM i a will make It advantaKeou to buy here. To retail buyera, an alnom Innumerable line of Vl heotlre.1 Alwar for aale an extenilre and rarled arlment el I'oeth-al Works, HWtorle. Bookaol Travel, Novels, Lutheran and Ulselples Hymn Keviewa, IJally faiwr, SUiry raper, anu a geaerai line vi i Day School and Sunday School Reicard Cards, LAWYERS AND JUSTICES BLANK, BLAM IJ-MAIL OKDEKS SOLICITED. CHAS. H. FISHER. Office and Yard AT Somerset, Op- S- & C. R. R. Station . cm jr. ASH. LUXURY POPLAR. fVALSlT, t.l.LI)W PISE, SWISOS, YLCOMSG, CHLSTMT, H ni l t rut, LA I II. A Oemml Line of all urade of Lumber and Aleo. ean tvrnlB anythlna-ln the Una of our buaines to unler with reaaonatde prjminnena, tucn a Bracket. Uu t-lsed work, c. elias cTJrnsriiNrG-s jm:. Offices and Yard Opposite . C. R. R. station. Somerset, Pa THE BERLIN MARBLE IS THE BEST MEMORIAL WORK .V THE COUNTY, AND STRICTLY FIRST-CISS WORK vim i ii fist km true, go to any Cemetery in the done by the .Berlin Y orks with R. H. Koontz is the -.:.iW5 First, Because he is Fully Established in The Trad, and is therefore .doing a perlectly Keliable business. bKCONO, Because his Very Extended Exjierience, and Artistic Skill, en ables him lo proportion his worn Third, Because he claims to be, merous ratrons, the inest Carver, eral Workman doing business in this THE OLD RELIABLE SCHTJTTLEH, "WJLOOILT. ESTABLISHED IN CHICAGO IN 1S42. I have jmt received two car loail of the S most complete W estern Wagon in the market for Road or ('arm Purpows. On tbe latter there is a Kmir Brake, to be u-wd when hauliue hay or erain, a something that larmera know the necessity of when hauling on wagon bas laid in stock three years betore u g hi j seasoned before being ironed. DOUBLE COLLAR AND OIL CUPS, It is the only Wagon made that bas this improvement. It avoids the necessity of taking off the wheels to grease, as in the old style ; by sim ply tnrning a cap the wagon Wagon wants to be seen to buy will do well to see it EVERY WAGON FULLY INSURED. In offering this make of Wagon to the public, will say I used tbe same make of Wagon for fire years when freighting across the Rocky Moun tains, t'rt roads that were the teat. I feel warranted whecla. Call on Oliver Knepper Wagons. MWAGESTS WASTED SOMERSET, IXDIAXA. Pta. Will open for the new year Monday, September 7, '85. This U a thorough ProteMional School for teach er, presenting, also: Calleara Prapstimtory Deftartsaaat, ale BcpstrUateat. . Cassias re ial Bsaaruasa t. fo be sun ot a room it should be ordered early. For information or catalogue, addresf, I H. D1JBLIXG, A. M., Prln. State Norma School C. H. BEJTFORD on band a stock of y ICINES, appurtenant aed hota b PbTrielani ijnd Families market frum Hartie to Imported. -t Kit - FAMILY KKt ElPTS FILLIV I UKKllf- for Medicinal tj Only." Book, Kletlonarb-. Children Toy Hook, aiaaaxinea. BOOU TABLETS, AND KAEEIiEE CEETITILATES. ELIiS CUNNINGHAM, Manufacturer ni Met. WHalesaler ail Setaibr or LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS, HARD AND SOFT WOODS, PICKETS, BASH. Vol) US, MOVI DISCS. S TAIK RAILS, K.4Z.I STERS. BLIXUS. SEH EL POSTS Building Material and K.wllna smie aepi in aiora. AND GRANITE WORKS PLACE TO BXT"5T THE ONLY PLACE WHERE Can be purchased at a rea sonable price. We claim to do BETTER WORK, set it up better, proportion it bet- , ter, and SELL IT CHEAP- er according to quality, than '' it j i : w t any uiucs. ucaici iu n cstciu Pennsylvannia. If you want to be convinced that this is County, and compare the work that done elsewhere. best man to deal with : better than others. and can prove it by hi Work and Nu the iNeatesl Letterer. and the Best Gen section of country. feblS. - 'If - oiling Steel-skein Schuttler Wagons, tlie hilly farun. Kvery part of the Wood-work of beniK worke.l up, insuring the work to he Being the patentees of the can be oiled'in less than live minutes. This be fully appreciated, and parties wishing to before purchasing elsewhere. almost impassable, and they alwavs stood in saying I believe them the Best Wagon on or Henry HelHey, who will show you the TURO'JCUOVT TBS COVSTT. i. HEFFLEY. MARCH 28, 1886. FASHIONABLE CUTTER & TAILOR, Harlng had masy rears axperlerH- a all branches oj aa Tallorlna boa Id. 1 cuaraatM Satlifactlua to a" wha may call mm on aia ami ravor mm with U..'lr pat. luoaca. Toon, hem I WM. M. HOCHSTEIXER, HeHcnelt Pa. start Pfl ssonssoaey tmaataaTthrncdMbr lUna book oat. war atairi aa agency Mr ta Det BeKlcnar neceed Kramllr. fim tna. Hau Boom Co- Portlaiid fall. T Maine. The approaching season -into service the stovepipe a gentle reminder of ,13 iieLcssitj tut vajUTHrVr sui iui .uoi anil colder weather is prepare a larger scale for Men, Yea Boys and Children. A. C. YATES k Q 602 604 606 Chestnut Strtu FHILADrXPHU VVE LEAD, OTHERS FOLLOW Our Stock Of Drugs, Medicines, and Chemical la ihe Largest in the County. ing enlarged my Store-no'm. i now suited to a rabidly inewj. ing trade. I have increis! my stock in EVERY DEPARTMENT Ami All a Critical KiaatxitM ' GOODS .-.YD PRce NOXF. BI T PDBI DRUGS DISPENSE Special Cars Given to Comwnjij, FtrsBss PrssriiJtiKs a ti PAINTS, "' OIIS, GLASS, PUTTY. VARNISHES. AND PAINTEBS' SlfPLlb SOAPS, BRUSHES, COMBS, SPONGES. PERFUMERY, TOILET ARTICLE. School Books and School SuppHe: at Lowest Prices. a-W aB Special A tteotlor. u. ibu Iirr:rir Good Goods, Low Prices, Ani Talx Tealirg T. . A KI LL Ll.N ECT OPTICAL GOODS- smus Km a mm. HasF,Tnstl . -' I'. .1?..- '. Tj. C. N. BOYLVS. MAMMOTH IILOC SOMERSET PI ISAAC SMPSOJ HfflT Ml SALE S' PATRIOT ST., SOMERSET. If Yaa Want It Good ti CV BUGGY New er Seroad-harM, call oa m. 1 ! eonataotljr oo aantl a lim A.atinaa: Fin Uand-iaad Harness, Saddles, Whips, Brifc 10 fuunil In a Flr.tt-claa SaJiileTT. (hwi i nl Rldina H'irae alwar rmJf Iw aa w Ben In need ol an? torn m at ua irlrm mm a cail. ISAM! SIMW maj.li s- tr-r f. CALVIN HAT BEELIX, PA (MILLER'S WILL.) MASfFALTTKER Of FLOUR & FEED luvii.ii. ut I'ta viviT YU'Vt- ftll kinds of CHOP. Also, mil WndiiH u whlcl. I ell at BOTTOM rilKi Wholeaal and Retail. 1fo will " bnjlnir Irura mm. N7 stork la lwarftra- ORDEBS FILLED PEOKi-i- Low Priced Fer tilizers. Low priced fertilizers r notalways the best. Baugb $25.00 Phosphate is i best and the cheapest k tilizer, for the simple rea: that it gives as good re?-- as articles that cost very in- more money. No farmer' make a mistake wa 1 Baugh's Animal BoneS: per-Phosphate for $:5 ton, in new bags, iret. board car or boat at Phfe4' South Delaware Avenue, r- . adelphia. LIME! The Farmer' LlmnmpMT, I .la at taalr kilns, it lu GOOD LIME aticntpr bohl. r(ieiiTr " - .-f , Lowwt to all Kallr.4 Suth t J tha Conntv, aajea ta Herim j--t , r, r. Satitf actio Omaram.'i'd.lr r : J r .n.h ia avwJ' -' wtJ and Sctaaoe w be th strutJK "J",,-! rlealtaral furpo. " "ir, Va!. Adare, HfcB p daeM-Urr Garrtt bu- ?d A PRIZE, rrd eotlyboiot w.ia,wbicl ""V,., l J mommy rlrht away Uaa "U,t3 world. All, of .ttaer . fLi '.Tj Tha broad road to "Lyr 'Vj mrm. abaoratalr arti. Atoac mf Oo.,Aaxuna. Malaa.
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