PASSED UP ALL FOR CLAM PIE Delicacy That Made Hit With “Sea Devil.” Jot Small was telling me about the me Count von Luckner (“the Sea Devil”) visited Commander McMillen, of Arctic fame, In Provincetown. Mass “Mac brought the coupt and some other guests over here to my Galley for supper one night.” Jot related. “And [ just locked the doors after they got in, so we wouldn't be dis turbed by no other customers. “Well, It was a Sat'day night. so of course the principal dish was baked beans, And after while, I got to noticing that Von Luckner didn't seem to care much for the heans. Oh, he was polite about it, all right, but he wasn't what you might eall eager. He et bread and he drank coffee, and he pushed the beans and the pork around on his plate and went through the wmwotions. But beang wasn't his dish. “So pretty soon 1 whispered to Mac. 'Do you think he'd like clam ple? “*“Try him and see what happens,’ says Mac, “So I cut a big wedge of clam ple and put it down by his plate. He looked at it, sort of uncertain, for a minute. Then he reached out his fork and cut off a little nibble. Then I seen his eyes kind of sparkle. He took a bigger bite. Then he took both hands and made a motion like a man swimmin', and pushed he beans one way and the coffee and bread the other, and pulled that ple righr in front of him. “‘By Chove,' he hollered, found someding! “He swallered that wedge Illke uo fogfish stealin’ bait. and he held out his plate for more. That happened three times, and then he'd et the hall dam pie. And every time he'd finish a piece, he'd say, ‘By Chove. | haf found someding! “He'll be droppin’ his hook In these waters again, some day. Because he's goin’ to have a heck of a time tryin’ to teach ‘em to make clam ple in Germany!” — Cleveland Plain Dealer, ‘1 haf Vast Pampa Source of Welfare in Argentina Argentina, richest of South Amer lean countries, draws Its wealth from the pampa-—a rockless, tree less sea of grass, 2.800 miles long and 900 miles wide, grazed by mil Hions of head of stock. Fecnund, half. wild herds of horses and cnttle, seed of the conquistadores’ mounts and milk cows, have heen scientifically bred up to the stable and the abat. tolr. “we Calmer herds, tamer men. Almost gone Is the gaucho, cowboy son of Spanish settler and Indian squaw. Apotheosis of the type was Dictator Juan Manuel Rosas, who a century ago routed the Indinns, united his countrymen, and ruled in a palace, with a court jester. On the pampas only the pampero (cold wind, rain or hall storms) and locust plagues remain flercely primitive. Buenos Alres, with its 2,000,000, is Paris, Chicago and pampa in one, Quite effete now, it no longer flaunts In its Boca section adver tisements of cheap. expeditious mur der by expert assassins. For safety and comfort. wheeled traffic Is barred from the city's shopping dis trict between 4 and 8 p. m.—~World's Work. The youngster who has no appetite, probably has stasis, A little syrup of figs will soon correct this condition ~then watch the child eat—and gain ! Mothers should never coax a child to eat. Nature knows best. Remove the cause of a youngster's poor ap- petite—get rid of stasis. Children who don't eat are sluggish. Read what the “California treatment” is doing for sluggish, listless children In every part of the country! A POUND A WEEK. Your child will eat well from the day and hour you conquer sluggishness, But that girl or boy with furry tongue and a bad breath should not be dosed with smits! Begin tonight, with enough pure syrup of figs to cleanse the colon thoroughly. Less tomorrow, then every other day, or twice a week, until the appetite, digestion, weight, complexion, tell you the stasis is gone. When a cold or other allment clogged the system, syrup of figs will soon set things to right. When appetite fails, tongue is coated white, eyes are a bilious yellow, California syrup of figs will gently rtimulate the colon muscles ~-aind the child you used to coax to eat will fairly devour his fond, The claims made for Oalifornia Syrup of Fips are true and it will do the same for wou—IF you get genuine CALIFORNIA Byrup of Figs. Don't accept any substitute, MEMBER N. R. A. How IBrokelnto TheMovies Copyright by Hel C. Herman BY BUDDY ROGERS STARTED out to be a journalist, I wanted to head my own jazz or chestra, 1 became a motion pleture star. When § was eight’ years old, the leader of our town band in Olathe, Kan, organized a boy's orchestra and Invited me to join, My father bought me a baritone horn, BEAUTY TALKS Y MARJORIE DUNCAN i" THE “OFF.-DAYS" S PASMODIC negligence is stép-sister to chronic carelessness. Both are inexcusable In the matter of one's per- sonal appearance. Both pay the same price. Groom yourself perfectly for 860 days In the year, and let the world Bee you careless the other 5, What ly decided to become a theatrical jazz band leader, University of Kansas, majoring in jour. nalism. Outside of class, however, 1 played In a dance orchestra, and was to mo the other day that she would never, never venture forth, even to the i and the other brass instruments on down the line, The summer of my sophomore year, thirty of us from the university went to Europe as deck hands on a steamer carrying mules. A few of us organized an orchestra and practiced after the night. Upon docking at Barcelona, Spain, we played In that country and then went to Paris, France, where we played in some of the cafes and night clubs. Our orchestra was a suecess. By the time we returned to America and the new school year had started, Paramount was organizing its picture school at Long Island and was recruit. ing premising young men and women from all over the country. Our theater manager in Olathe In- Isted that I eall at the exchange In Kansas City, sent In some of my pictures I went | | i i i i a dinperdance,” Connle ordinarily Is time, | on to the store and even the grocer's mirror and It was none too flattering. Right then and there I had a premoni- “Buddy” Rogers. These tests will always linger In my mind as a nightmare, In a public ister hate, love, 1 had to jump, leap and run Close-up after close-up was taken of me until I was exhausted, I feit con- fident that I had failed dismally. misfortune of meeting anyone. And i moment.” Connle must have wished as so many of us often do that a magic po- However, that little Inci- Remember the wrinkle makers, Con- reduction without compensating skin that rewarded with youth regained. » . * FEMININITY SUPREME E ALL remember the post-war days. Feminine faces suddenly Jazz band, counting the tests merely as an unpleasant experience and a waste of time. In a few weeks, how- ever, | received word that 1 had been accepted for the school Along with the opportunity to enter the school came an invitation to tour Europe with a college orchestra for the summer. To take one offer meant to give up the other. 1 wanted to do both things. In the face of two such excellent chances, I did not know what to do. Upon the advice of none other than Jesse I. Lasky, [ declined mem. bership In the orchestra and reported at the Paramount school. In the graduation pleture, “Fascinat- ing Youth,” I was awarded the male lead, Following the picture, I was sent to the west coast, but before I could be cast in a picture there, 1 received word from the East to return for a part In, “So's Your Old Man.” After that I received one of those fabulously rare things, a “break” 1 had been cast as the hero In “Wings.” (®. By Hal C. Herman. ) Lois Weber Won Fame as “Discoverer” of Stars Lols Weber, one of the three women who attained success as film directors ~the other two being Dorothy Ars ner and Dorothy Davenport (Mrs, Wal lace Reid)—4s known as the “discov- erer” of Ella Hall, Mary Maclarin, Cleo Ridgeley, Claire Windsor, and Billy Dove. Miss Weber is the canny person who gave Claire Windsor her professional name when the blond beauty, then a newcomer, tried to crash the gates under the name of Ola Cronk. Once an actress In New York, Miss Web er entered films In 1912 and worked at the ofd Gaumont studio. One of the fins she directed was Paviowa's She married Capt. Harry Gantz In 1926. when her personal fortune from her movie earnings and Hollywood real estate ventures had ascended near the million mark, and retired from pie tures until her return from a recent world cruise. Usiversal hopes to profit by her ability to pick out promising talent for pew stars. Feminine locks snipped shorter and in eyebrows, First a heavy, unruly tic closet. The beauty-wise mourned lost, Now fashion has released her once more, And our new-found femininity attached themselves to her, She has giving her! Absence does make the heart grow fonder, doesn't it? see ladies—lovely ladies, Gone are alr and ennul. Complexions are all saner and healthier attitude Is being taken on the subject of the figure, extent It was a year or two ago. Figures are taking on the rounded curves, the graceful, slender line that feminine figures should naturally wear. And bodies are going to be the health. halr, once more It comes into its own, once more It is truly “woman's crown ing glory.” - The shingled boyish ‘bob grows longer and longer until ft reaches at least two inches, and some times four Inches below the ears, The soft, flattering wavelets that were i i i ROADSIDE MARKETING By T. J. Delohery FARM WOMEN'S MARKETS FURNISH HOMES JF LECIRIO refrigerators, sweepers, irons, washing machines, kitchen cabinets, rolling work tables and other doodads and modern gadgets make housework easier for thousands of farm women who earn substantial profits each year from the sale of cake, fresh eggs, vegetables, fruit, products of the farm, kitchen and gar. den to city housewives who patronize en's markets which are spread over | the country, Reliable estimates are that about | 150,000 farm women take in upward | of $5,000,000 a year from this source, | the money being used to buy farm, | regular farming Income is unable to | supply. Through the south, parts of the mid- | west, New England and the east these | markets are promoted by the exten sion service of the agricultural col- er farm organizations. In other places the markets are carried on by Indl vidual groups of farm women or un- der the auspices of enterprising town helping Attractively Displayed Produce. earn this additional farm revenue will otherwise could not be bought. And these farm women eon the oth- er hand, have ben careful! to offer iy relationships with mutual benefits Housewives have been quick te volume of business each year In some Instances receipts have been one or two such markets reported 100 per cent Increase in receipts ina single year. J. Frank McDermand, Indians mes chant, is a great booster for farm women's markets; In fact, be started one and gave the women the ose of the basement under his general store MeDermand always had a small vege table garden, but when the weather year, he got the idea that farm wom en might be able te bring in thelr food and find many buyers among the town people. The county agent, when consulted, thought It a good idea and the matter was taken up with several farm women. A market was organized, a score of Attica and other city newspapers they found customers from the opening day. Members of the various farm wom en's clubs In Garfleld county, Okla. market, where total sales run from $250 to $350 a day. They specialize in ingredients for. Sunday dinners, and sage, fresh eggs, milkfed poultry, cakes, cottage cheese and ralsin bread, hold appliances, clothes and school expenses for the children. West Virginia has made a notable record in marketing farm produce for women, especially those living Inland in various parts of the state. More than $13.000 worth of standardized and graded products were marketed by these women last year, some of In Virginia, where markets are county-wide affairs, huge sums have been realized, with business growing better each year. In 1031 the Park. ersburg market took In $10,000. Last in 1081 to $30,000 in 1932. “The most important thing of all” demonstration agent, who Is pushing the markets, “is that every dollar tak. en In Is used to bulld up the social, educational and physical standards of the farm homes, . i TELLING FATHER He had been culling every night in spite of the warnings from nis sweetheart about her irate father. This particular evening they had been planning their elopement, Only the hall clock, announcing that the witching hour had been reached, broke the silence, ; Then, without warning, a thump and nn click were heard, and the room was flooded with light. There stood father, glowering and puffing at the terrified young caller. “Who are you?” he bellowed. The young man gulped and turned pale. But the color returned to his face suddenly, and, rising to his feet, he said in a clear, loud voice: “I'm ber brother.” Stunning Alibi Liza was on the witness stand. “Are you positive” inquired the prosecutor, “that you know where your husband was on the night this crime was commilted . “Ef Ah didn't” replied the witness firmly, “den ah busted & good rollin’ pin over sn innercent man's haid, dat's all."—Transcript (Boston). Previous Hansa He—She wants her engagement to Blily kept secret for a while She-—Yes, she wants to be the first to tell him Smith's Weekly (Sid- Dey). NOT S50 CERTAIN Governor Park, of Missour!, sald the other day In Jefferson City: “The Isolation idea Is getting pop- ular, 80 far as our relations with Europe are concerned many of us feel like the young wife, “A genial old bachelor sald to her: **I asked your husband at the club last evening If he would marry you again, supposing he had his 1ife to live over, und he sald he certainly would.’ “‘He certainly wouldn't’ snapped the young wife.”—Philadelphia Bul letin, GOING THE PACE First Lodge Member—Looks as If you had been dissipating. Second Lodge Member—I didn't get to roost last night until pearly sun set, Judicial Revenge Officer--Your honor, this ehsuffeur ran his car into th’ show windy avy a millinery store. Judge—~What millinery store? Officer—Mme De Stickum’s Judge-—Discharged. 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