meee One Small Pupil at Least Misunder. stood Just What Teacher Had Intended to Impress, The fifth-grade teacher was fond of the young principal and It wa rumored that he They mannged to keep it the children, yet most of them were suspicious One way she sho was engaged t secret from wed her affection was by tae way she ated with him in all his pet schemes Bo when he started a movement against smoking she promptly began to help him out, First she demanded that al CO-Oper- who smoked bring bacco they had in their pockets, They did it and it was a goodly supply. Tak- ing the hox which he it, she sald to one of the boys, Yon take this down to Mr. T—" A little boy in the rear of the room piped out: “Teacher, my sister, Bess, she's goin’ to give her beau tobacco for his birthday, too.” to her all the to- Women as Taxpayers. taxpayers contributing administering the affairs of the state are women, Women, married and sin. gle, filed 144.000 of the 745.000 income tax returns in 1920. | Political Opponents of Senuitor Elkins Aver He lg Appearing in En. tirely New Light. When Senator Phelan of California I fromm the senate there was an und the haunts of the whit bh f RiOoOmn are on the Democratic side senator has been the official the pages to it that they got tickets for ba angel of for years and he had seen gnmes and such things, Being without having an worth while. About kins of West Virginia heard desperate sitar this ume Senator Davi about the ition of these boys and for the suffering pages mines and oil wells and perhaps a rail rond here and there, fore them sa summer marked by ball games, Similar Cases. Preventive Measures, “Why are bridge?” don't like them. the Postum ter for them. Battle Creek, Mich. CLEARING OUT, The chief operator stepped up to the new girl and tapped her on the shoul der, “You're fired,” he sald simply. “Fired!” the girl gasped, “Why, ain't I doing wy work right?” “Maybe s0,” sald the C. O. ealinly, ‘But you're fired just the same. The way you give people the right num- srs the first time they nakes the rest of our service look so ‘otten you're causing all kinds of con aints."— Richmond Times-Dispatch. TIMES HAVE CHANGED Hinks: Weil they do say that time does wait for no man, Dinks: Not so! Why people buy ~ Consoling. topey-furvy been told of ing womar old one Skinfii int's Method. (id gentifsinan was ac a street beggar of ig my address” Jd over a visiting card of {riends.— Barcelona L'Es Cook's Guige, The veteran's son father's book of asked to see his rill regulations ! purent took a bulky volume dow the shelf “But this" protested the yo “is a cook book.” Certainly,” the “1 wns a ex-warrior company Coox, ny Home Sector. Cold Calculation. “Statesmen don’t fight duels as they “No,” replied Senator Sorghum. “Dueling is poor business as well as bad momis. Why should statesmen fight for nothing when a couple of safety first pugilists will divide a purse Safer. Morris—Wonder why has her pictures Phillip Because it shows Judge. Herbert Tareyvton- = i LOTS OF IT “Couldn't we form a stock com pany and sell lots on this ocean front?” “| should say so—and look at the water we could put in the stock.” Perversity. The gasoline would not ignite To pull the flivver loaded, A cigarette he paused to light, And then the tank exploded. Rash Assertion. “1 wouldn't marry the best man liv. ing,” exclaimed the positive woman, “Don't be hasty,” rejoined Miss Cayenne, “Take my advice, and if he bas proposed to you, think it over.” Notice Delayed, “Once we kept a maid for three weeks.” “Indeed I” “Yes, we were away on a holiday for that time and she couldn't give notice tilt we returned.”—Kasper (Stock. holm). Her Excuse, Professor-——Why weren't chapel this morning, Mabel? Mabel have an excuse, professor. Professor—Xes, 1 have =cen him you at ment, special remedies. Always remember that Baby is just a baby. Children. ~ Children Cry For PRA i ALOR LT "ALCOHOL-3 PER GENT. AVegetable Bepasationfels’ imilating theFood by Regula“ § ing the Stmadksad Bang that beat the hare. Mothers everywhere, A helpful Remedy for smiles to their little-one. {i d Gouetipation and Diarrhoea. and Feverishness Loss OF SLEEP a ———— Foc Simite Signatore of § A Tz Cox pre—— Court. NEW YORK. 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D. Q. Kilis Bed Bugs, Roaches Ams and Tueie Tops As Welt A 3 cent ckage makes quart, enough to kill a miion, and contains a palent spout to get them in the ha o-gel-a places. Your Druggist has it or tan get It for you, or mailed paid on scalpt 3 rise by the O CHEMICAL > ORK Terre Haute, Ind, Genulne P. . is never peddied. i ——— Salesmen Wanted to handle our complete line of High -Grade Nursery Stock--Frult Trees, Shade Trees Ornamental Trees, Evergreens, Hedge Plants, Shrubs, Roses, ete, Liberal proposition. Write Immediately for terms and territory. A A Old Dominton Nurseries Dept. W, N. — a —— Bunions, CnllousesT Use vel rr Otntment Relief] Bend 100 for Trial Bex, WIE MPG, 00, 46 West Thirty fifth rH NEW YO YORK. ror SALE—50 shares 19 preterred 25 oom. mon bonus (all or part) Southern Hotel yo Balto, Md, $88 share. Detalls on 5 American Bidg., Balte,, Bato ud. 950 ACRES TIMBER LAND, near at me dh-nere farm, Riles MARK CR MALODM, PRINCESS. AN EB MAR BRICK AND BLOCK BU BUKINES, 8, ad business that will mA outa txpea- concrete Brick and blocks sive. MERRILL MOORE, every communi to act an ethos and investigator bh re time. No wei welling. Write Fraternal Service Ine, Farmers’ Natl. Bk Didg., Reading, OUR PATENT DEVI EN IO oo gy A fo rticuiars, SUPPLY, Py so pL Ee Ea oe MN
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