meee
One Small Pupil at Least Misunder.
stood Just What Teacher Had
Intended to Impress,
The fifth-grade teacher was fond of
the young principal and It wa
rumored that he
They mannged to keep it
the children, yet most of them were
suspicious One way she sho
was engaged t
secret from
wed her
affection was by tae way she
ated with him in all his pet schemes
Bo when he started a movement
against smoking she promptly began to
help him out,
First she demanded that al
CO-Oper-
who smoked bring
bacco they had in their pockets, They
did it and it was a goodly supply. Tak-
ing the hox which he it, she sald to
one of the boys, Yon take this down
to Mr. T—"
A little boy in the rear of the room
piped out: “Teacher, my sister, Bess,
she's goin’ to give her beau tobacco
for his birthday, too.”
to her all the to-
Women as Taxpayers.
taxpayers contributing
administering the affairs of the state
are women, Women, married and sin.
gle, filed 144.000 of the 745.000 income
tax returns in 1920.
| Political Opponents of Senuitor Elkins
Aver He lg Appearing in En.
tirely New Light.
When Senator Phelan of California
I fromm the senate there was an
und the haunts of the
whit bh
f RiOoOmn are
on the Democratic side
senator has been the official
the pages
to it that they got tickets for ba
angel of
for years and he had seen
gnmes and such things, Being
without having an
worth while.
About
kins of West Virginia heard
desperate sitar
this ume Senator Davi
about the
ition of these boys and
for the suffering pages
mines and oil wells and perhaps a rail
rond here and there,
fore them sa summer marked by ball
games,
Similar Cases.
Preventive Measures,
“Why are
bridge?”
don't like them.
the
Postum
ter for them.
Battle Creek, Mich.
CLEARING OUT,
The chief operator stepped up to the
new girl and tapped her on the shoul
der,
“You're fired,” he sald simply.
“Fired!” the girl gasped, “Why, ain't
I doing wy work right?”
“Maybe s0,” sald the C. O. ealinly,
‘But you're fired just the same. The
way you give people the right num-
srs the first time they
nakes the rest of our service look so
‘otten you're causing all kinds of con
aints."— Richmond Times-Dispatch.
TIMES HAVE CHANGED
Hinks: Weil they do say that time
does wait for no man,
Dinks: Not so! Why people buy
~
Consoling.
topey-furvy
been told of
ing womar
old one
Skinfii int's Method.
(id gentifsinan was ac
a street beggar
of
ig my address”
Jd over a visiting card of
{riends.— Barcelona L'Es
Cook's Guige,
The veteran's son
father's book of
asked to see his
rill regulations !
purent took a bulky volume dow
the shelf
“But this"
protested the yo
“is a cook book.”
Certainly,” the
“1 wns a
ex-warrior
company Coox, ny
Home Sector.
Cold Calculation.
“Statesmen don’t fight duels as they
“No,” replied Senator Sorghum.
“Dueling is poor business as well as
bad momis. Why should statesmen
fight for nothing when a couple of
safety first pugilists will divide a purse
Safer.
Morris—Wonder why
has her pictures
Phillip
Because it shows
Judge.
Herbert Tareyvton-
=
i
LOTS OF IT
“Couldn't we form a stock com
pany and sell lots on this ocean
front?”
“| should say so—and look at the
water we could put in the stock.”
Perversity.
The gasoline would not ignite
To pull the flivver loaded,
A cigarette he paused to light,
And then the tank exploded.
Rash Assertion.
“1 wouldn't marry the best man liv.
ing,” exclaimed the positive woman,
“Don't be hasty,” rejoined Miss
Cayenne, “Take my advice, and if he
bas proposed to you, think it over.”
Notice Delayed,
“Once we kept a maid for three
weeks.”
“Indeed I”
“Yes, we were away on a holiday for
that time and she couldn't give notice
tilt we returned.”—Kasper (Stock.
holm).
Her Excuse,
Professor-——Why weren't
chapel this morning, Mabel?
Mabel have an excuse, professor.
Professor—Xes, 1 have =cen him
you at
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