—— Good Example of Scottish Humor in Remark Made by Railroad Porter, Scottish humor is dry 18 exquisite drollery in the story of the Stonehaven railway porter and the Salvation Army “captain.” To catch remember that Stonehaven les to the ‘south of Aberdeen had drawn up at Stonehaven on ae ahead, and Andra, the old porter, had Army officer who had popped his head out of the compartmient to ask the reason for the delay. “Aye aye,” mused Andra, after giv- for Ailberdeen, I'm thinkin'?" “Yes my man,” was the “Im bound for Aberdeen—a wicked place, I'm told!" "What micht ye be goin’ to reply; asked Andra, rather amused at visitor's words, “Ah,” was the plous answer, deen.” Like lightning came from porter the pawky retort: “See an’ drive him haud him well to the change north, chell; north!" Somewhat Indignant. The two extra-specianlists had pound. ed and sounded him, pulse and tapped could only lie fear. “Undoubtedly it's a case of appen- dicitis!™ said = alist No. 1, gravely “Undoubte« specialist No. 2. his frame till he ' assented “But to stand an operation?” pondered No. 1. “Ah, hoed No. 2. ' ; ’ would he be able would he squealed “Ah,” ought to let | fore we cu “Confound your palaver!” gasped the patier “What do you t a cheese?” No. 1, “I think we *t a bit stronger be remarked An Exciting Town. Los Angeles is a truly exciting town to live in To say nothing of its heavenly clin » and its there is always som stimulating in the occult | the other day city began ner seen for 46 its look for him met him on the street a fow after she arris ¢ ried him in a city pen, up now and ti bombs, on Just [ the angelic to 1 for a sight of one of I ad £ brought har Ged school whom she not The long fulfillment told She obeved, hours even Uncle as passing ain't 3 chaps.’ Did 3 Silas? neck “Naw, Bilas, "bu ficial ice Wagon-—an didn’t buy grass!” The Number. trip.” PRN over in record on ite . Ye 3 “How about an hour.” many?" His Specialty. “1 hear that author friend of is making “Yes gone to pen.” writing a fine living by his He's stopped raising pls DRINK WATER TO CURE KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM The People Do Not Drink Enough Water to Keep Healthy, Says Well.Known Authority, A IPN NINN NANPA NSNPNPNINSS “The numerous cases of kidney and bladder diseases and rheumatism are mainly due to the fact that the drink ing of water, nature's greatest medi cine, has been neglected. Stop loading your system with med. kinds and curealls; but get on the water wagon. If you are really sick, why, of course, take the proper medi eines—plain, common vegetable treat ment, which will not shatter the Aerves or ruin the stomach.” To cure Rheumatism you must make the kidneys do thelr work: they are the fliters of the blood. They must be made to strain out of the blood the waste matter and acids that cause rheumatism; the urine must be neg. tralized so it will no longer be a source of irritation to the bladder, and, most of all, you must keep these acids from forming In the stomach. This Ja the cause of stomach jrouble and poor digestion. For these conditions you can do no better than take the following prescription: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Mix by shaking well in bottle and take In teaspoonful doses after each meal and at bediime, but don't forget the water. Drink plenty and often. i This waluab'e Information and sim ple prescription should be posted up in each household and used at the firet sign of an attack of rheumatism, backache or uripary troub’e, no met fer how slight. 2 SWILL TROUGH FOR PiG PEN Device Illustrated That Will Save ~ Much Trouble and Temper— Hard Feelings Avoided. The that illustration will save shows a device trouble and tem Every- much the whole pail of feed over you, when you are reaching out at arm's length carefully in the trough. This may be the simple avoided by A Swill Trough. illustrated, made from boards of height of from feeding floors At top a bopper is bullt so that the feed be poured into same The bottom {8 cut out sides In a half-circle, go as to allow the feed to flow from the tube It is thus tier to place this tube in the trough, d p in the feed and then lift out the tut avolding all antag feelings between tha ube, feeder an i@ por pen the may with on two Case into trough an easy thus kers SECOND GROWTH OF CLOVER Excellent Profit in Lambs If Put on This Pasture Lats In Fall-—Rape Is Cheap Forage. There turing lambs for ting th tening Callus can be as low as { way and that is cheap Wether lambs can be They ca: good profit on have clover two months in ons cen able prices very that If put owth in late August or Se months on second gr ciover along ptember for two and then fed alfalfa and corn or alfalfa alone they should put on before goin from 40 to 50 the Chris i stmas market Many f ra sell thel half fat because th ond clover for see ¥ ERY : for armae crop other stock during te fall and carly winter months her is money Wo pasturing selling clover is kept for half its certainly more lambs than In and if the second pasture about & 4 seed crop 8 I HEAVY STEER PRIZE WINNER Hereford, Shown in Iiustration, Weighed 1470 Pounds When Only Two-Year-Oid. The Hereford steer shown in the i} lustration weighed 1.470 pounds at two A Fine Hereford Steer, years old. When shown at the Inter third prize because he was a little over But he was a specimen of the Hereford. Water for Hogs. ¢d becomes too much which Is the forerunner to troubles and diseases It alds In keeping the bowels in right condition to The hog, says Swineherd, should be supplied with proper facilities for securing at all times water needed to drink and have access to It without befouling it te can be supplied with pure water in a clean state, fers to have it clean and pure. amas a CSR In Cases of Indigestion, When indigestion is suspected have the animal clipped and its teeth at tended to by a veterinarian. Then halfounce doses twice a day for a week and then three times a day until in good shape, when the medicine may be gradually discontinued, but not stopped suddenly, : sam A Sha. Costly Pork, Pork is pretty high for "poor man's co” But a couple of pigs could be wmght and fattened on the waster wm any. small places. 4 % FRESH AIR IN MODERN BARN Necessary Part of Producing Profit. able Live Btock That Animals Be Given Good Care, The modern farm anlmal Is an artd been developed skill and intelligence of the nece operation of producing profitable but In seeking to accomplish der to retain health and consequent it be of beef, pork or milk, farm anf mals should be so that will not suffer from stress of weather on the of ven housed one hand, or from lack Farmer The average farm barn is sc constructed that it I when iy and shuts up too tight a cold his the the farmer, in his zeal to care for profil animals, will close against the making and windows card, but . against ventilation as well it is understand ho fg cow Ww maintain a full flow in a barn reason of be or of being doors bliz in doing this dif one her of wholesome expect health produce which Is badly ventila ing BO Open elomad to0 that It is ind consequent sud which the on work perfectly ntilation yd nn a and drawing naterial Is neces ACCo! XLra Ii ot Jel =A Barn Ventilating System bec needs It more the hog more highly sitive to discomfort by COW Not ause she than does the bee! animal or ¥ because she is son reason of the bred and nervous which high development of her Way she had baoen gysiem The drawing herewith chute which reaches from of the roof to within 14 ord6 inches of oor, and between rows of cows In such manner that all foul odors are Immediately carried away. The barn Is sheeted on the in side with some other suit material, occasional open ings are made on* the outside, as shown in the the admission of fresh alr In stdch a way that It tray SOOWS An the comb the & t w ab Of and an) AVi0 cut, for mow floor, The warm alr has a ten a draft. The may be as numerous as desired. and tween two studdings. ventilation and at the same time pro tecting the animals against the cold — A A OL NOTES Let the sheep flock harvest the small turnips on the ground. Get the platform, scalding barrel and gallows ready for hog-kiliing. Bring the fattening pigs from pas ture to concentrated feed gradually, Don’t take the September pigs from ber. That old sheep that snuffes will be done for before spring. Let her go now, The brood sows should have two compartments, one for feeding and Do you want a balky horse? You heavy loads to draw, Don’t let the pigs get lousy. Spray them with kerosene emulsion while eating once every two weeks, In a horse action should be light, free, oasy and straight. Reject a horse that crosses his legs in walking or trotting. In the purchase of a new horse, ak ways purchase a mare. She will raise you some colts, which will Increase the farm profits, Be sure there are no ticks on the owen. It in very costly to winter ticks and It doesn’t pay. It is tmpossible to fatten a sheep Infested with Look out for them, Altoona.—In the Dysart, good interests of informed that he the Motor Club intended to re- township supervisors, He up this amount last fall, and All the county save four have signs at cross and Dysart has these in addition to giving prizes he has also performed person Pittsburg Mrs, Rose Fireman, an Brocery proprietress, is who can throw straight & negro burglar at the and, from slreet One Woman cash register, pound welght the counter, st The to throw small and for Was a. veriia came ang t in the forehead and felling him the wolnan, ioments there away Lancaster Returning | after a shortly before 12 o'clock, Miss Viola M. Spicher, years, who had formerly pin i Bompsontown, dance, ved Juniata ball county, her dress, whi *% ry % tri ww 18431 smaport r. ¥. lL. Mover sted charge of being implicated Arthur A. Dunphy in thet f $50,000 South American Bank, 69% Wall sireet, New York Dunphy was ar rested in Philadelphia on November 4d on a New York this city, was arre here on the with the alleged Por re 9 y » 1 from the Anglo- Altoon: aptain Ephriam Gerst aged 765, home here War of the ion 125th Regiment, Penn gyivania Volunteers, and since always itary af being for some years captain Fifth Regiment, N. served belli then WAS interested in n fairs of Company C, oo ¥ Shenandoah According to the prices that coal sold at tidewater United States Commissioner Neill notified anthracite that the wages to be paid of Labor operators the basis, an over October, While above per cent € per cent crease of 1 South Bethleham. - brothers, were hurrying home the engine dashed into them. escaped. Charles refus- When policeman, Willlamsport ed to leave the office Batzle the alderman fired him, from the office York, Pa.-—B. Frank Eaton, whe was Injured in the accident on the Maryland & Pennsylvania Raliroad near Laurel, was brought here and died at 10.30 o'clock from his in Juries. When the accident occurred it was thought he was only slightly hurt. He was 28 years old. Reading. — Mra. Mary J. Hanley, a visitor from Shamokin, stopped here while on her way home from Phila- delphia. She dropped over uncon scious and died In a few minutes Her age was 42 years Her hus. band is Fiske Hanley, of Shamokin. Reading, --Jacoh Hoffert, aged €8 years, a leading resident of Shilling ton, this county, was found wuncon- scious In a gravel pit a short distance from his home and died before medi: eal ald could be summoned, Heart disease was the cause of death, Mahanoy City. William H. Davis, prominently identified with the State Blacksmiths’ Association, died here, aged 56 years, following a lingering tiiness, Shamokin. Marr Kiingerman, sa well known resident of Bhamokin township, was hurled from a convey- ance by his team running away and falling under the animals was trampled on and terribly crushed. He will likely die from the Injuries. Consul Harry Conant writes that the Michigan Central tunnel from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, under the Detroit River to Detroit, Mich, was opened on September 19. Electric locomotives furnish the motive bower. Health Compietely Restored After Case Was Pronounced Incurable, Mre. J Tlighman Wright, 51% Golds- borough 8t., Easton, Md. says I cannot begin to describe my suffering from Pright's disease I constantly felt as If | were dy- ing. My back pulned me intensely and wis 80 weak that weeks | could walk the My condition critjcal and physicians pronoun ced me incurable i started taking Doan's Kidney Pills a8 a last resort and soon recelved relief When 1 began with them I weighed only 64 pounds I now weigh 109% pounds and fee! like a new woman’ Remember the name Doan's For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. for not ACTORS floor became CURES RHEUMATISM. Immediate relief from pain follows use of Mexican Mustang Liniment. kt soaks in to the bone. Read this pos- uve statement : Ms E.C Ford, of Rome, Ga. or mont There small tongue-tied when conscience seals dre Lines the sii, writes : Voice of matory the story rhe: ! think of hout getting k Mexican Mustang Lin After using three bottles | right i ed the Lniment 3 For COLDS and GRIP ‘ Pit did the work Hicks’ Carvpise is the remedy pee ®e Heves the aching and feverish nens—oures the ever ne Cu v y Cold and restores normal conditdons It's ment i» periy ar frequent lgquid-effects lmmediatiy. 00, 85 well rubbed In. It wor man or beast.” Al drug stores 28c. B0c. $1 a hottie at Drug & Gen'l Stores pda ! Hale’s Honey ple of Horehound and Tar Clears the voice Helps Speakers and Singers All Drugyists best v and Sie Pie, Americans,” sald very fond of properiy You man, ple But should have “Perhaps compel us to e« “are Speaking a neat in | the beef pa onomize be But Eers Reduces inflammation Removes soreness Tones the vocal cords Free Blood Cure. you have pimples SOEs, CRucer id sei AU Pike's Toothache Drops Coe it ‘Mother's milk will supply the baby laxative enough, if she takes a candy Cascaret. And the laxafive will be natural, gentle, vegetable—just what baby needs. Try one and you'll know why millions of mothers use them. Vest-pocke! box, 10 conta! drugstores People now use » millice boxes mesihiy, = ROOSEVELT'S CREAT BOOK ‘ . “1 3 this.’ “African Game Trails’ returned the n every Janes - 3 io * us Dew book you expect® Shake 4 3 tue Taseilies i8 ty We give f£ Peid and Bi bad been 1 asked an explanation “Ob,” sald Myra ly confidential alr, “ve ma got married again but Lippincott's What'e in a Name? “See here, walter,” said Mr. Grouch, growiing deeply over his plate, “I or dered turtle soup. There is not even a morsel of flavor in , “Of course sir” walter What do speare sald there was nothing in a . name. If you ordered college pudding oy ! sb Take this groad would you expect a college in it? In \ Cha S. Welle for prospectus ~’ \ Charles Scribner's Sos Manchester pudding would you look 9% ay 168 (RB) PING Awe, Bow Tell for a ship canal or a cotton exchange . And tea, sir?"—Tit-Bits TAKD Ram" Tuit’s_Pill The first dose often sstonfshes the lnvalid, giving casticity of mind, buovency of body, GOOD DIGESTION, regular bowels and sclid Desh. Price, 28 eta turtle not, ¥ A Touch of Family Life, . When country youth to the city girl, be received ventional assurance that she would be his sister. It happened that this youth bad sisters at home and knew exactly his privileges. So he kissed he: At this she availed herself of rour ‘mveation, Free prellmin. HEY " ary senrch, Bookie free. MILO the sisterly right to call out to father BOETLRY ENE & OO, sab. i, a B53 ieih Bt, Wamshinguon: 38 Dearborn 8, Ublongt. that brother was teasing her. Father responded in good, muscular earnest PATENT Then the new brotherand sister rela ' FLORIDA HOMES ¥arms and groves. Witte tion was dissolved by mutual consent for information. J. 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