——
Good Example of Scottish Humor in
Remark Made by Railroad
Porter,
Scottish humor is dry
18 exquisite drollery in the story of
the Stonehaven railway porter and the
Salvation Army “captain.” To catch
remember that Stonehaven les to the
‘south of Aberdeen
had drawn up at Stonehaven on ae
ahead, and Andra, the old porter, had
Army officer who had popped his head
out of the compartmient to ask the
reason for the delay.
“Aye aye,” mused Andra, after giv-
for Ailberdeen, I'm thinkin'?"
“Yes my man,” was the
“Im bound for Aberdeen—a
wicked place, I'm told!"
"What micht ye be goin’ to
reply;
asked Andra, rather amused at
visitor's words,
“Ah,” was the plous answer,
deen.”
Like lightning came from
porter the pawky retort:
“See an’ drive him
haud him well to the
change
north, chell;
north!"
Somewhat Indignant.
The two extra-specianlists had pound.
ed and sounded him,
pulse and tapped
could only lie
fear.
“Undoubtedly it's a case of appen-
dicitis!™ said = alist No. 1, gravely
“Undoubte« specialist
No. 2.
his frame till he
' assented
“But to stand an
operation?” pondered No. 1.
“Ah, hoed No. 2.
' ; ’
would he be able
would
he squealed
“Ah,”
ought to let |
fore we cu
“Confound your palaver!” gasped
the patier “What do
you t
a cheese?”
No. 1, “I think we
*t a bit stronger be
remarked
An Exciting Town.
Los Angeles is a truly exciting town
to live in To say nothing of its
heavenly clin » and its there
is always som stimulating in
the occult | the
other day city
began
ner
seen for 46
its
look for him
met him on the street a fow
after she arris ¢
ried him
in a city
pen,
up now and ti
bombs,
on Just
[ the angelic
to 1 for a sight of
one of
I ad
£ brought
har
Ged
school whom she not
The long
fulfillment told
She obeved,
hours
even
Uncle as
passing
ain't 3
chaps.’
Did 3
Silas?
neck
“Naw,
Bilas, "bu
ficial ice
Wagon-—an
didn’t buy
grass!”
The Number.
trip.”
PRN over in
record on ite
. Ye 3
“How
about an hour.”
many?"
His Specialty.
“1 hear that author friend of
is making
“Yes
gone to
pen.”
writing
a fine living by his
He's stopped
raising pls
DRINK WATER TO CURE
KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM
The People Do Not Drink Enough
Water to Keep Healthy,
Says Well.Known
Authority,
A IPN NINN NANPA NSNPNPNINSS
“The numerous cases of kidney and
bladder diseases and rheumatism are
mainly due to the fact that the drink
ing of water, nature's greatest medi
cine, has been neglected.
Stop loading your system with med.
kinds and curealls; but get on the
water wagon. If you are really sick,
why, of course, take the proper medi
eines—plain, common vegetable treat
ment, which will not shatter the
Aerves or ruin the stomach.”
To cure Rheumatism you must make
the kidneys do thelr work: they are
the fliters of the blood. They must
be made to strain out of the blood the
waste matter and acids that cause
rheumatism; the urine must be neg.
tralized so it will no longer be a
source of irritation to the bladder, and,
most of all, you must keep these acids
from forming In the stomach. This
Ja the cause of stomach jrouble and
poor digestion. For these conditions
you can do no better than take the
following prescription: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Mix by
shaking well in bottle and take In
teaspoonful doses after each meal and
at bediime, but don't forget the
water. Drink plenty and often.
i This waluab'e Information and sim
ple prescription should be posted up
in each household and used at the
firet sign of an attack of rheumatism,
backache or uripary troub’e, no met
fer how slight. 2
SWILL TROUGH FOR PiG PEN
Device Illustrated That Will Save
~ Much Trouble and Temper—
Hard Feelings Avoided.
The
that
illustration
will save
shows a device
trouble and tem
Every-
much
the whole pail of feed over you, when
you are reaching out at arm's length
carefully in the trough.
This may be the simple
avoided by
A Swill Trough.
illustrated, made from boards of
height of
from feeding floors At top a
bopper is bullt so that the feed
be poured into same The
bottom {8 cut out sides In a
half-circle, go as to allow the feed to
flow from the tube It is
thus tier to place this tube
in the trough, d p in the feed and
then lift out the tut avolding
all antag feelings between tha
ube,
feeder an i@ por
pen
the
may
with
on two
Case
into trough
an easy
thus
kers
SECOND GROWTH OF CLOVER
Excellent Profit in Lambs If Put on
This Pasture Lats In Fall-—Rape
Is Cheap Forage.
There
turing lambs
for
ting th
tening
Callus can be
as low as {
way and that is cheap
Wether lambs can be
They ca:
good profit on
have clover
two months in
ons cen
able prices
very
that
If put owth
in late August or Se
months
on second gr ciover along
ptember for two
and then fed alfalfa and corn
or alfalfa alone they should put on
before goin
from 40 to 50
the Chris
i
stmas market
Many f ra sell thel half
fat because th ond
clover for see ¥ ERY : for
armae
crop
other
stock during te fall and carly winter
months her is
money Wo pasturing
selling clover
is kept for
half its
certainly more
lambs than In
and if the second
pasture about
& 4
seed
crop
8 I
HEAVY STEER PRIZE WINNER
Hereford, Shown in Iiustration,
Weighed 1470 Pounds When
Only Two-Year-Oid.
The Hereford steer shown in the i}
lustration weighed 1.470 pounds at two
A Fine Hereford Steer,
years old. When shown at the Inter
third prize because he was a little over
But he was a
specimen of the Hereford.
Water for Hogs.
¢d becomes too much
which Is the forerunner to
troubles and diseases It
alds In keeping the bowels in
right condition to
The hog, says
Swineherd, should be supplied with
proper facilities for securing at all
times water needed to drink and have
access to It without befouling it
te can be supplied with pure water in
a clean state,
fers to have it clean and pure.
amas a CSR
In Cases of Indigestion,
When indigestion is suspected have
the animal clipped and its teeth at
tended to by a veterinarian. Then
halfounce doses twice a day for a
week and then three times a day until
in good shape, when the medicine may
be gradually discontinued, but not
stopped suddenly, :
sam A Sha.
Costly Pork,
Pork is pretty high for "poor man's
co” But a couple of pigs could be
wmght and fattened on the waster
wm any. small places.
4
%
FRESH AIR IN MODERN BARN
Necessary Part of Producing Profit.
able Live Btock That Animals
Be Given Good Care,
The modern farm anlmal Is an artd
been developed
skill and intelligence of the
nece
operation of producing profitable
but In seeking to accomplish
der to retain health and consequent
it be of beef, pork or milk, farm anf
mals should be so that
will not suffer from stress of weather
on the of ven
housed
one hand, or from lack
Farmer The average farm barn is sc
constructed that it
I when
iy and
shuts up too tight
a cold
his
the
the farmer, in his zeal to care for
profil
animals, will close
against the
making
and windows
card, but .
against ventilation as well it is
understand ho
fg cow Ww maintain
a full flow
in a barn
reason of be
or of being
doors bliz
in doing this
dif
one
her
of wholesome
expect health
produce
which Is badly ventila
ing
BO Open
elomad to0
that It is
ind consequent sud
which
the on
work perfectly
ntilation
yd nn
a and
drawing
naterial Is neces
ACCo!
XLra Ii
ot Jel
=A
Barn Ventilating System
bec needs It more
the hog
more highly
sitive to discomfort by
COW Not ause she
than does the bee! animal or
¥
because she is son
reason of the
bred and
nervous
which
high development of her
Way she had baoen
gysiem
The drawing herewith
chute which reaches from
of the roof to within 14 ord6 inches of
oor, and between
rows of cows In such manner that all
foul odors are Immediately carried
away. The barn Is sheeted on the in
side with some other suit
material, occasional open
ings are made on* the outside, as
shown in the the admission
of fresh alr In stdch a way that It tray
SOOWS An
the comb
the
& t w
ab Of
and
an)
AVi0
cut, for
mow floor, The warm alr has a ten
a draft. The
may be as numerous as desired. and
tween two studdings.
ventilation and at the same time pro
tecting the animals against the cold
— A A OL
NOTES
Let the sheep flock harvest the
small turnips on the ground.
Get the platform, scalding barrel and
gallows ready for hog-kiliing.
Bring the fattening pigs from pas
ture to concentrated feed gradually,
Don’t take the September pigs from
ber.
That old sheep that snuffes will be
done for before spring. Let her go
now,
The brood sows should have two
compartments, one for feeding and
Do you want a balky horse? You
heavy loads to draw,
Don’t let the pigs get lousy. Spray
them with kerosene emulsion while
eating once every two weeks,
In a horse action should be light,
free, oasy and straight. Reject a
horse that crosses his legs in walking
or trotting.
In the purchase of a new horse, ak
ways purchase a mare. She will raise
you some colts, which will Increase
the farm profits,
Be sure there are no ticks on the
owen. It in very costly to winter ticks
and It doesn’t pay. It is tmpossible to
fatten a sheep Infested with
Look out for them,
Altoona.—In the
Dysart,
good
interests of
informed
that he
the
Motor Club intended to re-
township supervisors,
He
up this amount last fall, and
All the
county save four have signs at cross
and Dysart has
these in addition to giving
prizes he has also performed person
Pittsburg Mrs, Rose Fireman, an
Brocery proprietress, is
who can throw straight
& negro burglar at the
and,
from
slreet
One Woman
cash register,
pound welght the counter, st
The
to throw small
and for
Was a. veriia
came ang t
in the forehead and felling him
the wolnan,
ioments
there
away
Lancaster Returning |
after a shortly before
12 o'clock, Miss Viola M. Spicher,
years, who had formerly
pin
i Bompsontown,
dance,
ved
Juniata
ball
county,
her dress, whi
*% ry %
tri
ww 18431
smaport r. ¥. lL. Mover
sted
charge of being implicated
Arthur A. Dunphy in
thet f $50,000
South American Bank, 69% Wall
sireet, New York Dunphy was ar
rested in Philadelphia on November
4d on a New York
this city, was arre here on the
with
the alleged
Por re 9 y » 1
from the Anglo-
Altoon: aptain Ephriam Gerst
aged 765, home here
War of the
ion 125th Regiment, Penn
gyivania Volunteers, and since
always itary af
being for some years captain
Fifth Regiment, N.
served
belli
then
WAS interested in n
fairs
of Company C,
oo
¥
Shenandoah According to the
prices that coal sold at tidewater
United States Commissioner
Neill notified anthracite
that the wages to be paid
of Labor
operators
the basis, an
over October,
While
above
per cent
€ per cent
crease of 1
South Bethleham. -
brothers, were hurrying home
the
engine dashed into them.
escaped.
Charles
refus-
When
policeman,
Willlamsport
ed to leave the office
Batzle the alderman fired
him,
from the office
York, Pa.-—B. Frank Eaton, whe
was Injured in the accident on the
Maryland & Pennsylvania Raliroad
near Laurel, was brought here and
died at 10.30 o'clock from his in
Juries. When the accident occurred
it was thought he was only slightly
hurt. He was 28 years old.
Reading. — Mra. Mary J. Hanley, a
visitor from Shamokin, stopped here
while on her way home from Phila-
delphia. She dropped over uncon
scious and died In a few minutes
Her age was 42 years Her hus.
band is Fiske Hanley, of Shamokin.
Reading, --Jacoh Hoffert, aged €8
years, a leading resident of Shilling
ton, this county, was found wuncon-
scious In a gravel pit a short distance
from his home and died before medi:
eal ald could be summoned, Heart
disease was the cause of death,
Mahanoy City. William H. Davis,
prominently identified with the State
Blacksmiths’ Association, died here,
aged 56 years, following a lingering
tiiness,
Shamokin. Marr Kiingerman, sa
well known resident of Bhamokin
township, was hurled from a convey-
ance by his team running away and
falling under the animals was
trampled on and terribly crushed.
He will likely die from the Injuries.
Consul Harry Conant writes that
the Michigan Central tunnel from
Windsor, Ontario, Canada, under the
Detroit River to Detroit, Mich, was
opened on September 19. Electric
locomotives furnish the motive
bower.
Health Compietely Restored After
Case Was Pronounced Incurable,
Mre. J Tlighman Wright, 51% Golds-
borough 8t., Easton, Md. says I
cannot begin to describe my suffering
from Pright's disease I constantly
felt as If | were dy-
ing. My back pulned
me intensely and
wis 80 weak that
weeks | could
walk the
My condition
critjcal and
physicians pronoun
ced me incurable
i started taking
Doan's Kidney Pills
a8 a last resort and
soon recelved relief When 1 began
with them I weighed only 64 pounds
I now weigh 109% pounds and fee! like
a new woman’
Remember the name Doan's
For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
for
not ACTORS
floor
became
CURES RHEUMATISM.
Immediate relief from pain follows
use of Mexican Mustang Liniment. kt
soaks in to the bone. Read this pos-
uve statement :
Ms E.C Ford, of Rome, Ga.
or mont
There
small
tongue-tied
when
conscience seals
dre Lines the sii, writes :
Voice of matory the
story rhe:
! think of hout getting
k Mexican Mustang Lin
After using three bottles |
right i ed the Lniment 3
For COLDS and GRIP ‘
Pit did the work
Hicks’ Carvpise is the remedy pee ®e
Heves the aching and feverish nens—oures the ever ne Cu v y
Cold and restores normal conditdons It's ment i» periy ar frequent
lgquid-effects lmmediatiy. 00, 85 well rubbed In. It wor
man or beast.”
Al drug stores
28c. B0c. $1 a hottie at Drug & Gen'l Stores
pda !
Hale’s Honey
ple
of Horehound and Tar
Clears the voice
Helps
Speakers and Singers
All Drugyists
best
v and Sie
Pie,
Americans,” sald
very fond of
properiy
You
man,
ple But
should have
“Perhaps
compel us to e«
“are
Speaking a
neat in |
the beef pa
onomize
be
But
Eers
Reduces inflammation
Removes soreness
Tones the vocal cords
Free Blood Cure.
you have pimples
SOEs, CRucer
id
sei AU
Pike's Toothache Drops
Coe it
‘Mother's milk
will supply the
baby laxative enough, if
she takes a candy Cascaret.
And the laxafive will be natural,
gentle, vegetable—just what baby
needs. Try one and you'll know
why millions of mothers use them.
Vest-pocke! box, 10 conta! drugstores
People now use » millice boxes mesihiy, =
ROOSEVELT'S CREAT BOOK
‘ . “1 3
this.’ “African Game Trails’
returned the n every Janes
- 3 io * us Dew book
you expect® Shake 4 3 tue Taseilies i8
ty We give
f£ Peid and Bi
bad been 1
asked an explanation
“Ob,” sald Myra
ly confidential alr, “ve
ma got married again but
Lippincott's
What'e in a Name?
“See here, walter,” said Mr. Grouch,
growiing deeply over his plate, “I or
dered turtle soup. There is not even
a morsel of flavor in ,
“Of course sir”
walter What do
speare sald there was nothing in a .
name. If you ordered college pudding oy ! sb Take this groad
would you expect a college in it? In \ Cha S. Welle for prospectus
~’ \ Charles Scribner's Sos
Manchester pudding would you
look 9% ay 168 (RB) PING Awe, Bow Tell
for a ship canal or a cotton exchange .
And tea, sir?"—Tit-Bits TAKD Ram"
Tuit’s_Pill
The first dose often sstonfshes the lnvalid,
giving casticity of mind, buovency of body,
GOOD DIGESTION,
regular bowels and sclid Desh. Price, 28 eta
turtle
not,
¥
A Touch of Family Life, .
When country youth
to the city girl, be received
ventional assurance that she would be
his sister. It happened that this youth
bad sisters at home and knew exactly
his privileges. So he kissed he: At
this she availed
herself of rour ‘mveation, Free prellmin.
HEY " ary senrch, Bookie free. MILO
the sisterly right to call out to father BOETLRY ENE & OO, sab. i,
a B53 ieih Bt, Wamshinguon: 38 Dearborn 8, Ublongt.
that brother was teasing her. Father
responded in good, muscular earnest PATENT
Then the new brotherand sister rela
' FLORIDA HOMES ¥arms and groves. Witte
tion was dissolved by mutual consent
for information. J. Fraser Oooks Bradeniown, Fis
'
INOT A PENNY TO PAY
FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION
Professor Munyon has engaged a staff of specialists that are
renowned leaders in their line.
There is no question about their ability, they are the finest y-
sicigns that colleges and hospitals have turned out and receive the highest
caldPics.
the proposed
the con-
Juncture
Watson I. Coleman, Wes
ington, DC Booksirea HB
esl references Best
He offers their service to you absolutely free of cost. No matter
what your disease, or how many doctors you have tried, write to Profes-
sor Munyon’s physicians and they will give your case careful and prompt
attention and advise you what to do. You are under no obligations to
them. It will not cost you a penny, only the postage stamp you put on
your letter.
All consultations are held strictly confidential.
Address Munyon’s Doctors, Munyon’s Laboratories, 53d & Jefferson
Streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
EUREKA
hs
Will Keep Your
Harness
soft as a glove
tough as a wire
black as a coal
Sold by Dealers Everywhere
POR SALE BY
AERA uy A .
[I neorporated) (Iraorpraruted)
-
" —
Suna
SPONN MEDICAL CO. Chumicts and Bustariiepivtn, GOBER, Micke, Us Su Au
XLE GREASE
Keeps the spindle bright and
fe a Sha he and