HEARTLESS. Horace—Ah! Miss Gwace, what Bhould a young man do when he wanti to write spring poetry? Grace —He should see a doctor. HIS PLEASURE A LATE ONE. Probably Mr. Hogan Did Not Realiza Just What Might Be Made of His Expression. Casey was dead, and to do honor to him the members of the Thirteenth district Tammany organization at tended the funeral In a body, says the New York Press. Slowly and sadly they filed past the coffin and took a last look at their departed comrade. At the door each man paused to shake >ands with the sorrowing widow and to murmur a few words of condolence. When it came to Mr. Hogan's turn, he retained possession of her hand, while he delivered a lengthy oration con cerning the good qualities of the de funct Mr. Casey. "Sure, 'tis plain you knew my hus band well, sir," said the tearful Mrs. Casey. "Only by sight, ma'am, only by sight," Mr. Hogan hastened to ex plain, "I never had the pleasure of meetin' him 'til to-day." ITCHED FOR TWELVE YEARS. Eczema Made Hands and Feet Swell, Peel and Get Raw—Arms Affected, Too—Gave Up All Hope of Cure. Quickly Cured by Cuticura. "I suffered from eczema on my hands, arms and feet for about twelve years, my hands and feet would swell, sweat and itch, then would become callous and get very dry, then peel off and get raw. I tried most every kind of ealve and ointment without success. I tried several doctors, but at last gave up thinking there was a cure for eczema. A friend of mine Insisted on my trying the Cuticura Remedies, but I did not give them a trial until I got so bad that I had to do something. I secured a set and by the time they were used I could see a vast improvement and my hands and feet were healed up in no time. I have had no troublo since. Charles T. Bauer, Volant, Pa., Mar. 11, 1908." Potter Drug & Chcm. Corp., Solo Props., lioiUm. Always a Way. "The cook has furnished rather small portions," said the hostess. "The woman guests won't eat much, but how about the men?" "I'll circulate around and nominate each of 'em to make an after-dinner speech," responded the host. "That will effectually kill off their appe tites." Use Allen's Foot-Ease. It Is the only relief for Swollen Smart ing. Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot- Ease, a powder to be shaken into the •hoes. Cures while you walk. At all Drug gists and Shoo S'ores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample sent FHEE. Ad dress, Allen S. Olmsted, DtKoy, N. Y. A Non-Expert Opinion. "I say, Jim, what do they mean by 'fearsome' in this here game of. golf?" "Don't know, Dick, unless it's the way some folks play." A feeling of security and freedom from anxiety pervades the home in which Hamlins Wizard Oil is kept constantly on hand. Mothers know it can always be depended upon in time of need. Some folks think they are resting in their faith because they always fall asleep in church. Mrs. Wlnnlow'i (toothing Syrnp. For children teething, soften» the irums, reduces to a&mmuilun, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25u s bottle. Silence is indeed golden to those who are paid to keep quiet. TTTZTI3rr]P o slll v elv cured by CARTERS mqn They »Ibo relieve Die- PITTLE tress from Dyspepsia, In jga [si digestion and Too Hearty E& 1 ft ■ » Eating. A pjrfect rem- U ■ a sdy tor Dizziness, Nau- Hr I LL9« sea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste In the Mouth, Coa* ed Tongue, I'ain in the I Side, TORPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. PADTCDCI Genuine Must Bear LaHIUKo Fac-Simile Signature fKfe ■Mi REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. P©f ttHne M(P)§it<e§§ | Cbafc or? Tcpicj cf Kaods, by a !R«c©sir?'ized| A<us!fooirHv A House Party. Invitations to this party were sent out on postcards on which there was a snap-shot of the hostess' new home. It was a delightful affair, with unique touches that a clever entertainer al ways contrives to give her little par ties, no matter how informal. After the dozen chosen friends had arrived and duly admired the cozy porch with its furnishings of green, the maid appeared with cold beverages, which the hostess poured; then she told them she wanted their very best ideas regarding house building; that for the two best plans there were prizes. Paper and pencils were passed and a half hour alotted for the architects to turn in their creations. The result was delightful. Each one was allowed five minutes to explain the merits of her plan. Some remarkably clever ideas were developed and much un suspected talent revealed. The prizes were subscriptions to well-known mag azines devoted to household affairs, and the favors were tiny wooden Jap anese houses filled with bonbons. For refreshments there were canteloupes filled with New York ice cream, iced tea and dainty English biscuit. In a week or two this same hostess will entertain the same people, and they will "furnish" the houses planned at this party. It may be readily seen how delight ful this exchange of ideas is and how alert it keeps one in observing the best arrangement of all rooms. The making of a real home should be the highest aim of every woman. By that, I mean a home where the needs of each individual are looked out for with the best effect possible. A New Bonnet Party. A hostess sent invitations to 20 of her friends asking them to see an ex hibition of imported French millinery at her home on the date specified. On the top of the invitation was a tiny figure in a perfectly enormous hat. Every one wondered what they were (o find and awaited the day with keen curiosity. They were not disappointed, for the large living room was ar ranged like a millinery shop; a pretty maid in cap with a long ribbon bow and a berufHed apron fluttered about speaking broken English with a charming French accent, and the hostess was in a trailing gown of un mistakable French manufacture. Around the room on hat forms were indescribable head coverings, made from waste-paper baskets, chopping bowls, colanders, bread pans, etc. The trimming consisted of lemons, ears of corn, sunflowers, cauliflower, hollyhocks, combined with gay feath er dusters, turkey quills, and even birds' nests had been pressed into service. The guests went into gales of laughter as they tried on the bur lesque creations. The maid exclaimed "Si charmante, madaine," in the most approved manner. The dearest little hats made of crepe tissue paper held salted nuts when refreshments were served by maids in French costumes. The hoa- Neat Book This cover measures, when made, 9 inches deep, and about 5% Inches wide; of course, the design may be used for a larger size, by allowing more margin of plain material at the edgos. Linen, silk, or satin may be u*<yl for the foundation. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 1909. tess said paste, glue, nails, huge pina and linen thread were used in con structing the display of headgear, and really the joke hats looked about aa well as the monstrosities shown in the shops and actually worn by wom en who consider themselves lost to the world if not adorned with the very latest head covering regardless of the fact that it may be most unbecoming. A Basket Shower. Did you ever happen to think how many varieties of baskets there are? I never did until my attention was called to the fact by a novel basket shower given for a September bride to-be. The hostess asked each guest to bring a basket of some description. As the 24 guests were all intimate friends they consulted among them selves, so the selections made did not include duplicates. There was a stunning brown Wistaria waste bas ket; one of same weave to hold fruit; a market basket made by a Dutch peasant; a clothes basket; tiny cov ered basket to hold a thimble. This was in a round work basket, that also had a scissors shield woven to match. There was a clothes hamper, and a cunning covered basket with a handle, just large enough to hold a lunch foi two. To 6" with these baskets there was a tea or coffee rest woven of sweet grass to use when serving on the porch, and quaint wall holders in which a tumbler could be inserted to hold wild flowers. The honored guest waß perfectly delighted with this shower, for it turned out that baskets was one of her hobbies. By the way, lately I have found so many people basket crazy, some of the younger women actually taking lessons of the Indians who come to summer resorts selling the pretty creations they have made during the long winter months on the reservations. MADAME MERRI. Hosiery novelties include stock ings of shaded silk. Overskirts of soft material are mo dish and are here to stay. Valenciennes lace, real and imita tion, is iu demand once more. Cluny lace is as great a favorite aa it yras a season or two ago. Folds and fichus over the shoulders are quite a feature of the summer evening dresses. All of the new outing hats, as well as the finer straws, show a decided roll at the brim. The scarf which matches the gown is becoming one of the familiar feat ures for the light wrap. Foulard facing for the smart re vers sounds a new note in tailoring and dress combinations. The foundation must be cut 12 inches wide and 9 inches deep, an extra inch being allowed all round for turnings; embroider one side with the design shown; the leaves are in satin-stitch, the stalks in cording stitch, and the berries in French knots, small sequins or knots being used for the waved line at lower edge of chaplet; the harp is in fine cording-stitch-work with gold tinsel thread. If the work is at all drawn, iron It at the back over a thick blanket; now cut a piece of stout cardboard 9 inches deep, and 12 inches wide; score it with a knife twice down the oenter, at distances of three-quarters of an inch, but do not cut it through; stretch the embroidered material over it, turn in the edges and fix on the in side of card with seccotine. For the lining, use thin silk stretched over paper; fix evenly inside with seccotine. This cover may either be fixed to the back of an old book, or it may be used for a magazine, the cov> ers of which may be slipped undei bands of elastic fixed on the linlnf each side of the embroidered eover. A SURE SIGN. When It Appears Act at One*. Trouble with the kidney secretions is a certain sign that your kidneys are deranged and that you should use Doan's Kidney Pills. They cure all Ir regularities and annoyances, remove backache and Bide pains and restore ttho kidneys to health. Charles Cole, 204 N. Buckeye St., lola, Kans., says: "The kidney secretions were irregular, scanty and painful and contained sedi ment. My back was stiff and lame and my limbs swelled. I gr ew weak and discouraged. Doan's Kidney Pills re moved these troubles entirely. I have been well for two years." Remember the name—Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fo»- ter-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. A LONG WAY BACK. George—There's Miss Passay. She claims she's never been kissed. Harry—Why, I've kissed her myself, years ago. She means not since she can remember. Physician's Mean Trick. A doctor was one day stopped In the streets by one of his woman patients whose malady was purely imaginary. The doctor, who was known for his intolerance of and nonsympathy with such invalids, after listening some what impatiently to the woman's de tailed account of all her feelings and symptoms, told her to shut her eyes and put out her tongue. She prompt ly did so. On opening her eyes in a few seconds the doctor was nowhers to be seen, and the woman awoke to the fact that he had left her standing by herself in a busy thoroughfare with her eyes shut and her tongue hanging out. The Water Bite. He was six years old and had never gazed into the mystic lens of a mi croscope. Several slides containing animalcula had been displayed to his astonished vision. He was too amazed to make any comment until he came to one slide that seemed more wriggly than any of the others. It was merely a drop of water. The little fellow gazed at it a long time, with all its nimble particles of animal life, and finally exclaimed to his mother: "Oh, mamma, now I know what it is that bites you whea you drink «oda water. Crop Growing on Small Scale. A small holder in East Lexham is making an interesting experiment in barley growing upon his land to test the possibility of raising corn on a small scale. In 1907 he sowed 78 spe cially selected grains of barley, which yielded 400 ears. The resulting ker nels he sowed in 1908 and harvested in 14 weeks, with the result that he got a bushel of threshed barley, which he has sown this year, his object be ing to show what can be done in ce real cultivation from very small be ginnings.—London Standard. THE NEW WOMAN Made Over by Quitting Coffee. Coffee probably wrecks a greater percentage of Southerners than of Northern people for Southerners use it more freely. Ihe work it does is distressing enough in some instances; as an illus tration, a woman of Richmond, Va., writes: "I was a coffee drinker for years and for about six years my health was completely shattered. I suffered fear fully with headache and nervousness, also palpitation of the heart and loss of appetite. "My sight gradually began to fail and finally I lost the sight of one eye altogether. The eye was op erated upon and the sight partially restored, then I became totally blind in the other eye. "Jly doctor used to urge me to give up coffee, but I was willful and continued to drink it until finally in a case of severe illness the doctor in sisted that I must give up the coffee, so I began using Postum, and in a month I felt like a new creature. "I steadily gained in health and strength. About a month ago I be gan using Grape-Nuts food and the effect has been wonderful. I really feel like a new woman and have gained about 25 pounds. "I am quite an elderly lady and be fore using Postum and Grape-nuts I could not walk a square without ex ceeding fatigue, now I walk ten or twelve without feeling it. Formerly in reading I could remember but little but now my memory holds fast what I read. Several friends who have seen the remarkable effects of Postum and Grape-Nuts on me have urged that I give the facts to the public for the sake of suffering humanity, so, al though I dislike publicity, you can publish this letter if you like." Read "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever read the übove letter 112 A new one uppenrg front time to time. They are amulne, true, Md full of huuuui laltrtsb I, CftSTOill £•§ IJ. MMMNRORS: FOR INFANTS AND CHILDREN. 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Price $1 per bottle, or six bottles for St. Correspondence solicited. SAGINE COMPANY COLUMBUS, OHIO, U. S. A. ii • WITH A JAR OF ! 19IRESIN0L9E j , , in the house you have a quick, certain remedy for all kinds of Skin Diseases. ! ! 1 | A few applications will relieve the worst case of itching piles. < 1 | | 50 cts. a Jar of all Druggists, or sent direct on receipt of price. 11 . . RESINOL CHEMICAL COMPANY, BALTIMORE, MD. I I Resinol Medicated Shaving Stick makes shaving easy. ! ' TOILET ANTISEPTIC -NOTHINC LIKE IT FOR fllP TPPTII Pontine excels any dentifrice ■ * n in cleansing, whitening and tartar from the teeth, besides destroying til germs of decay and disease which ordinary tooth preparations cannot do. TUP MfiilTftJ P«*dne used as a mouth ® 1*1"" ■ " wash disinfects the mouth and throat, purifies the breath, and kills the germs which collect in the mouth, causing sore throat, bad teeth, bad breath, grippe, and much sickness. THE w hen inflamed, tired, ache ■" and burn, may be instantly telleved and strengthened by Paxtine. CATARRH P" l ' ne w '" destroy the germs M ' «nnn that cause catarrh, heal the in flammation and stop the discharge. It is a sure remedy for uterine catarrh. Paxtine is a harmless yet powerful lermicide,disinfectant and deodorizer. 6^?— Used in bathing it destroys odors and TMh j" iji leaves the body antiseptically clean. r r |^_jQ FOR SALE AT DRUG STORES.SOc. | iSHjfis OR POSTPAID BV MAIL. I Fl M LARGE SAMPLE FREE! ligj THE PAXTON TOILET CO. BOSTON. MASS. HAIR R BALSAM Clesnarg and beautifies tho h*lr. KflWWy I*roinotes a luxuriant growth. HvwrvSFw JHNever F»il» to.ltnstor© Gray ■BcfcAN 4H Hair to its Youthful Color. I AND - IKItIOATED I,ANI>. Perpetual » water ri«lit; tine water; product ITO soil; crop failures unknown; 50bn. wheat per aero; 3W to & tons alfalfa; healthful climate; free timber; easy terms* wnto UOW. LIMIUOD LAHO CU.. Hock hiring., ttjomluj. DEFIANCE STARCH K £Sie^ w ulSl Thompson's Eye Water | W. N. U. ( CLEVELAND, NO. 32-1909. Nothing Like ! them in the world. CASCARETS the ; biggest seller—why? Because it's the best medicine for the liver and bowels. It's what they will do for you —not what Jwe say they will do —that makes CASCARETS famous. Millions use CASCARETS and it is all the medicine that they ever need to take. tot CASCARETS IOC a bo* for • week's treatment, ell druggist*. Biggeit teller in tbe world. Million boxei • month. j DAISY FLY KILLER i clean, ornamental V 1 oonTenlanl.oheapi LaaUallaeeaoe.Cai)' ov ® r j will not eoA Guaranteed efTe* —■ , Jf7o* *H a r^lVila mtra. - _ Brooklyn, Mew Terfc. More Than Two Million Users NO STROPPING NO HONINC KNOWN THE WORLD OVER GOING SOUTH? aro Booking boat oli wmmmmmammrnm—mmmmmmmmmmm lUUtO and opportuni ties. Try Norfolk, Vu., a city, late 11. H. Rogers said," would in time bo the largest city In United States." Wo will give away 60 lots to persons who will quickly erect dwellings for factorr employee*. I-oisoriicms, which? Finest garden land in world. W/lte TODAY for free Illustrated Information. Tinn-Korfolk In v. Corporation, Norfolk, Virginia. BlTrilTO W atflOß L'. roleman,Wub« B*H Irni 3% Ington. D.C. Hooks free. Illgh -1 nlmm B« I V eat references. Best results* WIIITK mid BKOWN FKKKKTB forSALB. I'rices Irco. Beit Ewcll, \Volll^V)u l o.,tt. F.D..tfo7L 7
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