HEARTLESS.
Horace—Ah! Miss Gwace, what
Bhould a young man do when he wanti
to write spring poetry?
Grace —He should see a doctor.
HIS PLEASURE A LATE ONE.
Probably Mr. Hogan Did Not Realiza
Just What Might Be Made of His
Expression.
Casey was dead, and to do honor to
him the members of the Thirteenth
district Tammany organization at
tended the funeral In a body, says the
New York Press. Slowly and sadly
they filed past the coffin and took a
last look at their departed comrade.
At the door each man paused to shake
>ands with the sorrowing widow and
to murmur a few words of condolence.
When it came to Mr. Hogan's turn, he
retained possession of her hand, while
he delivered a lengthy oration con
cerning the good qualities of the de
funct Mr. Casey.
"Sure, 'tis plain you knew my hus
band well, sir," said the tearful Mrs.
Casey.
"Only by sight, ma'am, only by
sight," Mr. Hogan hastened to ex
plain, "I never had the pleasure of
meetin' him 'til to-day."
ITCHED FOR TWELVE YEARS.
Eczema Made Hands and Feet Swell,
Peel and Get Raw—Arms Affected,
Too—Gave Up All Hope of Cure.
Quickly Cured by Cuticura.
"I suffered from eczema on my
hands, arms and feet for about twelve
years, my hands and feet would swell,
sweat and itch, then would become
callous and get very dry, then peel
off and get raw. I tried most every
kind of ealve and ointment without
success. I tried several doctors, but
at last gave up thinking there was a
cure for eczema. A friend of mine
Insisted on my trying the Cuticura
Remedies, but I did not give them a
trial until I got so bad that I had to
do something. I secured a set and by
the time they were used I could see a
vast improvement and my hands and
feet were healed up in no time. I have
had no troublo since. Charles T.
Bauer, Volant, Pa., Mar. 11, 1908."
Potter Drug & Chcm. Corp., Solo Props., lioiUm.
Always a Way.
"The cook has furnished rather
small portions," said the hostess. "The
woman guests won't eat much, but
how about the men?"
"I'll circulate around and nominate
each of 'em to make an after-dinner
speech," responded the host. "That
will effectually kill off their appe
tites."
Use Allen's Foot-Ease.
It Is the only relief for Swollen Smart
ing. Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-
Ease, a powder to be shaken into the
•hoes. Cures while you walk. At all Drug
gists and Shoo S'ores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample sent FHEE. Ad
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, DtKoy, N. Y.
A Non-Expert Opinion.
"I say, Jim, what do they mean by
'fearsome' in this here game of. golf?"
"Don't know, Dick, unless it's the
way some folks play."
A feeling of security and freedom
from anxiety pervades the home in which
Hamlins Wizard Oil is kept constantly
on hand. Mothers know it can always be
depended upon in time of need.
Some folks think they are resting
in their faith because they always fall
asleep in church.
Mrs. Wlnnlow'i (toothing Syrnp.
For children teething, soften» the irums, reduces to
a&mmuilun, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25u s bottle.
Silence is indeed golden to those
who are paid to keep quiet.
TTTZTI3rr]P o slll v elv cured by
CARTERS
mqn They »Ibo relieve Die-
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jga [si digestion and Too Hearty
E& 1 ft ■ » Eating. A pjrfect rem-
U ■ a sdy tor Dizziness, Nau-
Hr I LL9« sea, Drowsiness, Bad
Taste In the Mouth, Coa*
ed Tongue, I'ain in the
I Side, TORPID LIVER.
They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
PADTCDCI Genuine Must Bear
LaHIUKo Fac-Simile Signature
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■Mi REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
P©f ttHne M(P)§it<e§§ |
Cbafc or? Tcpicj cf Kaods, by a
!R«c©sir?'ized| A<us!fooirHv
A House Party.
Invitations to this party were sent
out on postcards on which there was
a snap-shot of the hostess' new home.
It was a delightful affair, with unique
touches that a clever entertainer al
ways contrives to give her little par
ties, no matter how informal.
After the dozen chosen friends had
arrived and duly admired the cozy
porch with its furnishings of green,
the maid appeared with cold beverages,
which the hostess poured; then she
told them she wanted their very best
ideas regarding house building; that
for the two best plans there were
prizes.
Paper and pencils were passed and
a half hour alotted for the architects
to turn in their creations. The result
was delightful. Each one was allowed
five minutes to explain the merits of
her plan. Some remarkably clever
ideas were developed and much un
suspected talent revealed. The prizes
were subscriptions to well-known mag
azines devoted to household affairs,
and the favors were tiny wooden Jap
anese houses filled with bonbons. For
refreshments there were canteloupes
filled with New York ice cream, iced
tea and dainty English biscuit.
In a week or two this same hostess
will entertain the same people, and
they will "furnish" the houses planned
at this party.
It may be readily seen how delight
ful this exchange of ideas is and how
alert it keeps one in observing the
best arrangement of all rooms. The
making of a real home should be the
highest aim of every woman. By
that, I mean a home where the needs
of each individual are looked out for
with the best effect possible.
A New Bonnet Party.
A hostess sent invitations to 20 of
her friends asking them to see an ex
hibition of imported French millinery
at her home on the date specified. On
the top of the invitation was a tiny
figure in a perfectly enormous hat.
Every one wondered what they were
(o find and awaited the day with keen
curiosity. They were not disappointed,
for the large living room was ar
ranged like a millinery shop; a pretty
maid in cap with a long ribbon bow
and a berufHed apron fluttered about
speaking broken English with a
charming French accent, and the
hostess was in a trailing gown of un
mistakable French manufacture.
Around the room on hat forms were
indescribable head coverings, made
from waste-paper baskets, chopping
bowls, colanders, bread pans, etc.
The trimming consisted of lemons,
ears of corn, sunflowers, cauliflower,
hollyhocks, combined with gay feath
er dusters, turkey quills, and even
birds' nests had been pressed into
service. The guests went into gales
of laughter as they tried on the bur
lesque creations. The maid exclaimed
"Si charmante, madaine," in the most
approved manner.
The dearest little hats made of
crepe tissue paper held salted nuts
when refreshments were served by
maids in French costumes. The hoa-
Neat Book
This cover measures, when made,
9 inches deep, and about 5% Inches
wide; of course, the design may be
used for a larger size, by allowing
more margin of plain material at the
edgos. Linen, silk, or satin may be
u*<yl for the foundation.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 1909.
tess said paste, glue, nails, huge pina
and linen thread were used in con
structing the display of headgear, and
really the joke hats looked about aa
well as the monstrosities shown in
the shops and actually worn by wom
en who consider themselves lost to
the world if not adorned with the very
latest head covering regardless of the
fact that it may be most unbecoming.
A Basket Shower.
Did you ever happen to think how
many varieties of baskets there are?
I never did until my attention was
called to the fact by a novel basket
shower given for a September bride
to-be.
The hostess asked each guest to
bring a basket of some description.
As the 24 guests were all intimate
friends they consulted among them
selves, so the selections made did
not include duplicates. There was a
stunning brown Wistaria waste bas
ket; one of same weave to hold fruit;
a market basket made by a Dutch
peasant; a clothes basket; tiny cov
ered basket to hold a thimble. This
was in a round work basket, that also
had a scissors shield woven to match.
There was a clothes hamper, and a
cunning covered basket with a handle,
just large enough to hold a lunch foi
two.
To 6" with these baskets there was
a tea or coffee rest woven of sweet
grass to use when serving on the
porch, and quaint wall holders in
which a tumbler could be inserted to
hold wild flowers. The honored guest
waß perfectly delighted with this
shower, for it turned out that baskets
was one of her hobbies. By the way,
lately I have found so many people
basket crazy, some of the younger
women actually taking lessons of the
Indians who come to summer resorts
selling the pretty creations they have
made during the long winter months
on the reservations.
MADAME MERRI.
Hosiery novelties include stock
ings of shaded silk.
Overskirts of soft material are mo
dish and are here to stay.
Valenciennes lace, real and imita
tion, is iu demand once more.
Cluny lace is as great a favorite aa
it yras a season or two ago.
Folds and fichus over the shoulders
are quite a feature of the summer
evening dresses.
All of the new outing hats, as well
as the finer straws, show a decided
roll at the brim.
The scarf which matches the gown
is becoming one of the familiar feat
ures for the light wrap.
Foulard facing for the smart re
vers sounds a new note in tailoring
and dress combinations.
The foundation must be cut 12 inches
wide and 9 inches deep, an extra inch
being allowed all round for turnings;
embroider one side with the design
shown; the leaves are in satin-stitch,
the stalks in cording stitch, and the
berries in French knots, small sequins
or knots being used for the waved
line at lower edge of chaplet; the
harp is in fine cording-stitch-work
with gold tinsel thread.
If the work is at all drawn, iron It at
the back over a thick blanket; now
cut a piece of stout cardboard 9
inches deep, and 12 inches wide; score
it with a knife twice down the oenter,
at distances of three-quarters of an
inch, but do not cut it through;
stretch the embroidered material over
it, turn in the edges and fix on the in
side of card with seccotine.
For the lining, use thin silk stretched
over paper; fix evenly inside with
seccotine. This cover may either be
fixed to the back of an old book, or it
may be used for a magazine, the cov>
ers of which may be slipped undei
bands of elastic fixed on the linlnf
each side of the embroidered eover.
A SURE SIGN.
When It Appears Act at One*.
Trouble with the kidney secretions
is a certain sign that your kidneys are
deranged and that you should use
Doan's Kidney Pills. They cure all Ir
regularities and annoyances, remove
backache and Bide pains and restore
ttho kidneys to health.
Charles Cole, 204 N.
Buckeye St., lola,
Kans., says: "The
kidney secretions
were irregular,
scanty and painful
and contained sedi
ment. My back was
stiff and lame and
my limbs swelled. I gr ew weak and
discouraged. Doan's Kidney Pills re
moved these troubles entirely. I have
been well for two years."
Remember the name—Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fo»-
ter-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
A LONG WAY BACK.
George—There's Miss Passay. She
claims she's never been kissed.
Harry—Why, I've kissed her myself,
years ago. She means not since she
can remember.
Physician's Mean Trick.
A doctor was one day stopped In the
streets by one of his woman patients
whose malady was purely imaginary.
The doctor, who was known for his
intolerance of and nonsympathy with
such invalids, after listening some
what impatiently to the woman's de
tailed account of all her feelings and
symptoms, told her to shut her eyes
and put out her tongue. She prompt
ly did so. On opening her eyes in a
few seconds the doctor was nowhers
to be seen, and the woman awoke to
the fact that he had left her standing
by herself in a busy thoroughfare with
her eyes shut and her tongue hanging
out.
The Water Bite.
He was six years old and had never
gazed into the mystic lens of a mi
croscope. Several slides containing
animalcula had been displayed to his
astonished vision. He was too amazed
to make any comment until he came
to one slide that seemed more wriggly
than any of the others. It was merely
a drop of water.
The little fellow gazed at it a long
time, with all its nimble particles of
animal life, and finally exclaimed to
his mother:
"Oh, mamma, now I know what it is
that bites you whea you drink «oda
water.
Crop Growing on Small Scale.
A small holder in East Lexham is
making an interesting experiment in
barley growing upon his land to test
the possibility of raising corn on a
small scale. In 1907 he sowed 78 spe
cially selected grains of barley, which
yielded 400 ears. The resulting ker
nels he sowed in 1908 and harvested
in 14 weeks, with the result that he
got a bushel of threshed barley, which
he has sown this year, his object be
ing to show what can be done in ce
real cultivation from very small be
ginnings.—London Standard.
THE NEW WOMAN
Made Over by Quitting Coffee.
Coffee probably wrecks a greater
percentage of Southerners than of
Northern people for Southerners use
it more freely.
Ihe work it does is distressing
enough in some instances; as an illus
tration, a woman of Richmond, Va.,
writes:
"I was a coffee drinker for years
and for about six years my health was
completely shattered. I suffered fear
fully with headache and nervousness,
also palpitation of the heart and loss
of appetite.
"My sight gradually began to fail
and finally I lost the sight of one
eye altogether. The eye was op
erated upon and the sight partially
restored, then I became totally blind
in the other eye.
"Jly doctor used to urge me to
give up coffee, but I was willful and
continued to drink it until finally in a
case of severe illness the doctor in
sisted that I must give up the coffee,
so I began using Postum, and in a
month I felt like a new creature.
"I steadily gained in health and
strength. About a month ago I be
gan using Grape-Nuts food and the
effect has been wonderful. I really
feel like a new woman and have
gained about 25 pounds.
"I am quite an elderly lady and be
fore using Postum and Grape-nuts I
could not walk a square without ex
ceeding fatigue, now I walk ten or
twelve without feeling it. Formerly
in reading I could remember but little
but now my memory holds fast what
I read.
Several friends who have seen the
remarkable effects of Postum and
Grape-Nuts on me have urged that I
give the facts to the public for the
sake of suffering humanity, so, al
though I dislike publicity, you can
publish this letter if you like."
Read "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. "There's a Reason."
Ever read the übove letter 112 A new
one uppenrg front time to time. They
are amulne, true, Md full of huuuui
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