HIGHACHES COLLEGIAN FEMALES CLASSIFIED continued the more interesting aspects of life* If yon date her, bring along a comic book. Last, and equally interesting, for she certainly is deadly, comes "Lil" Orphan Annie. At first glance you pass her up; on the second, you begin to give her a little consideration; and God save the soul of the bey whs looks the third time. By this time,.her strategy has begun to work. This girl has gone through great pains to resemble"the girl you take home to Mother" She looks helpless and mdkes the boy feel that he has to protect her from the rest of the inhabitants of the hard, cruel world* Her conversation is unlimited, for she dfcesn T t speak. Her art is getting the boy to talk. Since most people are Impressed with their own or~.tori.isal - capabilities, the boys leave with the thought in mind that it was a wonderful ncrverration. Strict abstinence is the Jy defence against this type of girl* you e*.: j r-p with one of these gii'v. lag sr engagement ring and say your n.d farewells to the 11 old gango” Any girl who has read this article has helped to prove how nosey the female sex nan be. Remember, the article said, "For teFN Only!" Has all this helped the majority of the cadets to select the type of girl they desire to date? Or have these cadets by now decided to come without females, a to pair off, and to flip coins to see which one will wear the gown? Incident— ally, I request the aid of the male population; I might need itl THE HIGHACRES LEAGUE Don’t forget to join the . ighacres Literary Society. See Mrs. Sappe. FRIDAY I S.D.A. O'CLOCK St tide nts •* Facu.! ty A LAUGH A DAI Mrso Bodensteins C-ive me a sentence using the words detail, defence, and ■:) defeat > Students "When my dog chased a cat, de feet went over de fence before de tail. Mr. Mattern: "Every day we breathe oxygen. Now. Arthur, what do we breathe at night?" Arthurs "Nitrogen." Profs I will not begin the lecture until the room settles down*. Voice from the rears Go hame and sleep it off. The Nobel Prize to Sarah Bernheart (alias Fern Huegl) for her dramatic reading ' November 26, 1957 N IGHT HALL
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