Page 4 PSGA Meeting Set Speakers for the topics to be presented at the quarterly meeting of the Psycho-So cial Graduate Student Asso ciation (PSGSA) are Dr. Philip Taylor for the Ameri can Division of Community Psychological Association Division of Community Psychology and Dr. James Knestrick, president-elect of the Pennsylvania Psycho logical Association. The meeting will be held Tuesday, February 24 at 7:30 in the Gallery Lounge. Following the speakers there will be a short business meeting open to all psycho-social graduate stu dents, whether advised non-degree or degree status. 6 Star Trick 9 No, II Scene: Transporter Room Mr. Shlock: “Captain, Ship’s sensors indicate the presence of sophisticated late twentieth century Earth like automobile fuel and maintenence facilities, but oddly enough no other sign of evolutionary develop ment. And, most fasci nating, no life forms.” Captain: “A used car lot?” Shlock: “Possibly, Cap- tain.” Captain: “Ensigns Mchale, Thorton, Deutcher, Bones..er..sorry doctor, Shlock, in the transporter. Scotty, you have the con. Energi ” Scene: Surface Of Planet Gaptaxn •. “\Nhat Vs the name of this planet,Shlock?” Shlock: “Alpha Romeo Captain. We are the first Federation visitors.” Captain: Tricorder read ings?” “Senseless, Most illogical." Captain: “Alright spread out and search f0r...” Like it or not, security is what buys most people peace of mind. Protection for the family Savings. Additional income. And that’s what life insurance can give you Trouble is, most students don’t have money to buy it. With our Student Premium Financing Plan, you can take out a policy before you can afford the full premium. We advance the cash you need at 6% interest and you have three years to meet the maturity date. It’s that easy. Stop by our campus office and let’s talk about life insurance and peace of mind. Yours. MIKE L. HORD Special Agent Mowery Associates Suite 201, 355 North 21st Street Camp Hill, PA. 17011 Bus. 717-761-4290 Res. 717-652-1684 The agenda for the business meeting includes changes to the constitution and by-laws and discussion of future PSGSA activities. Refreshments will be served. =£ ? X~ SCREECH..VAROOOM... VERRROOM...SQUISH... VRROM..VRRRROMH! Dr. McCay: “She’s dead Jim.” Shlock: “Fascinating.” Dr. McCay: “Fascinat ing?! !! Is that all you can say Shlock?! Is it just fasci nating to you that Evelyn Deutcher, a good, true and loyal Star Fleet Ensign has just been run over by a Chevy Vega on a planet 500 million light years away from home?” Shlock: “Please Doctor, spare me your emotion alism. It is simply that having studied Earth tech nology as I have, I find it fascinating to see a device so like a Chevy Vega running at all.” Dr. McCay: “Yeechh..” Ens. Thorton: “Captain, I’m getting peculiar tricorder readings. It seems that thing may have looked like a Vega, but it was really a life form of some kind.” Shlock: "I’m getting the same readings from the seven hundred and fifty Captain |H| PROVIDENT MUTUAL life insurance company OF PHILADELPHIA Home Office: 4601 Market St., PtiHa., Pa. 19101 Subsidiaries: Provider C.C. Reeder XGI Reporter The frat has received many good remarks about the Keggars this year and due to the good turnouts, a second winter term Keggar will be held next Saturday night, February 28, at the Middletown Anglers and Hunters Club. Hope to see you there and pass the word around! The committee for the Coatsville VA Hospital trip is still looking for some people who can provide enter tainment of some kind, preferably guitarists. So if you know anyone who would like to entertain these less fortunate Vets, please let someone on the executive By Ray Martin Staff Writer Vegas coming at us right now.” Captain: “Phasers gen tlemen.” pzzzzzZZZAAAP Ens. McHale: “That was close.” Captain: “Too close (urr Pship Pship Pship) Jerk to Fenderbender.” Lt. Uhora: “I’m glad you called, Captain. I was going to call you as soon as I finished my coffee break. You’ve just received a message from Star Fleet in Flag Officers Code.” Captain: “Have us beamed up. We’ll let some other suicidal maniac finish this planet surve ” Scene: 4th Deck Briefing Room Captain: “Scotty, what do you know about the U.S.S. Centerfold?” Scott: “Aye, a beautiful Starship. Brand new and just out on space trials now. She’s got the biggest pair of ...space warp propulsion units ever to grace a Starship. Why wha..” Captain: “Thank you Scotty, that will do. Gentle men, as Scotty said, the Centerfold is out in trials, but she has not reported in at her designated time or place for three weeks. We and the U.S.S. Rubber Duck have been detailed to search for her.” Shlock: “Where did she disappear?” Captain: “Close enough to Kligon space to worry Star Fleet. We are about 53 solar Sae Pag* 5 Open 24 Hours 7 Days / Week -fast own i 0* «"»■ On The Square in Middletown board or the trip committee know! Even if you can’t provide entertainment, you are still definitely welcome to go along and that's including non-frat members. On sports, it looks like the XGI #1 bowling team might be cruising toward first place - good luck! One of the big things this spring is the Phillies baseball game trip. This trip usually consists of a busload of frat members, $lOO worth of beer and a bunch of hoagies. The big trick is for a bunch of drunk XGIs to sneak as much beer into the stadium as possible. Last year, Paul Major Changes To 8.E.0.G, Policy During the 1976-77 aca demic year the Federal Basic Educational Opportunity Program (BEOG) will be open to all undergraduates regardless of when they began their post-secondary education. This represents a major change in this grant program. BEOG is federal financial aid which forms the “base” of a student’s financial aid Don’t Gripe, Run Instead Election of executive officers and senators for the Student Government Asso ciation (S.G.A.) will be held Tuesday April 13. The positions are: president,vice president, treasurer, secre tary and senior senators. “Instead of complaining about the troubles on campus, students should run for an office or at the very least vote,” said Election Screening Chair man, Rick Laychock. The duties of the offices include the following: Pres ident: To correlate the ideas HALLMARK CARDS STATIONERY GIFTS CANDLES PLANT HANGERS WOODEN WARE Open Thur. a Fri. Eve Opposite The Post Office Middletown February 19, 1976 Will got caught with 4 cans of beer at the gate, and instead of giving it up to the guard, he stood there and gulped down every dropl This trip is really a lot of fun and a big thing to look forward to! We will probably go sometime in May and see either Los Angeles or St. Louis play. The spring blood drive has been scheduled for Thursday, April 29. The frat received a note of recog nition from the blood bank for exceeding our quota on the last blood drive. That’s quite an accomplishment, maybe we can do it again! Nominations have been made for new frat officers (out goes the bad air, in comes the good air). Anyhow, good luck to those who decide to run for office! XGI Reporter Jom Jenson package. PHEAA (State Grants), University and private forms of financial assistance are meant to supplement one’s Basic Grant. Consequently, all Capitol Campus Financial Aid Applicants must file a BEOG application for the 1976-77 year. They are available in the lobby of the Admissions and Placement Building. By Robin Platts Staff Writer of the senators. To represent the student body at admini strative, faculty and student affairs meetings. The main representative of students on and off Capitol Campus. Vice President: Takes over the duties of the President if necessary. Chairperson of the President’s Council and correlates all campus activi ties with the organization presidents and the Social Committee Treasurer the financial committee. Decides, with the help of the Senate, how much money is to be allotted to each campus organization and keeps all financial records. Secretary: Keeps the min utes of the meetings and distributes pertinent infor mation. Also included in the job is public relations writing and press releases for the college newspaper. Senators: Represent the students. Bring their consti tuents’ ideas and sugges tions to meetings. Also serves on faculty commit tees as student represent atives and as chairpersons of SGA committees. Petitions for candidates are available in W-110 (SGA office) and must be returned no later than March 29. Candidates must be a senior next year and be a full time student. People having any questions concerning the election or any of the offices should contact Rich Laychock or Scott Deardorff at the SGA office. Chairperson of
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