February 19, 1976 Troubadour To Perform At Capitol The Cultural Committee here will present Martin Best, a twentieth century troubador, on Tues. Feb. 24 at 1:00 p.m. in the auditorium. Best tells his stories and sings his songs to the accompaniment of lute and guitar. He will perform anonymous and traditional ballads from the British Isles and America and lute music from 1150-1600. In addition he will perform “Songs of The Spirit”, translations of American Indian texts set to music by Mr. Best. Best received his educa tion at the Guildhall School of Music, the Royal School of Music and the Segovia School. Prior to his touring as a troubador, Best performed with the Royal Shakespeare Company. Admission is free. 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