Q-Cot JR’S Last Laugh is located on 1402 State Street, It’s safe to say that Erie isn’t the most exciting town for a college student (or anyone else for that matter!) to live in. There tends to be a lack of talent and entertainment in Erie, which results in mass boredom Many people call Erie a joke, and in fact, they may be right. There does, in fact, seem to be a whole lot of joking going on in Erie, however, it’s occur- The weekly column that asks if there is intelligent life out there. BUT HOW DID YOU CATCH ME? Police, investigating the theft of a safe from a home in Winona, Minn., simply followed bicycle tracks in the snow leading from the victim’s back yard. The tracks indicated that the burglar stopped periodically to rest and put down a square (suspiciously safe-like) object in the snow. The tracks led to the yard of a 20-year-old man who police arrested. Deputy Chief Andrea Foss told reporters, ‘’The hike was stolen, too.” YOU JUST CAN’T IMAGINE HOW HAPPY: Hesam Khalili married his true love, Fatemeh Jamshidi Khakhi, in the Iranian village of Gonabad near Afghanistan. He is 20. She is 77. The bride - a virgin on her wedding night was referred to by local newspapers as “the happy girl.” THEY’RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE VOTERS: About 10,000 monkeys from the jungles near New Delhi have become increasingly aggressive and bold to the point that they storm into govern ment offices, rip up documents and threaten bureaucrats. Thousands of the surly beasts have taken up residence in and around the stately red sandstone government buildings near the presidential palace, and walk around like they own the place. Monkeys are sacred in India, so officials cannot have them killed. Figure out the quote and who said it by figuring out what these letters translate to. Your clue: D equals E. “C ZDODE VDB ILTAAVCZJ CZBDESDED GCBT RM DPKLNBCAZ.” Last Week’s Answer. “Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.” 'JR'S Last Laugh' BY KARL BENACCI FEATURES CO-EDITOR ring on 1402 State Street, which is where JR’S Last Laugh Comedy Club is presently lo- JR’S is known to book some of the nation’s best comedians, which makes for hilarious shows every time Jr’s is open for business every Wednesday-Saturday at 3:30 JR’S Last Laugh not only serves up great comedy, but it by Mike Pingree TMS Campus BEACON CODES ots in i • n k,,J, PHOTO BY BECKY WEINDORF also serves up great food, and there are also daily drink spe- The only downside to JR’S Last Laugh is that an individual has to be at least 21 years of age to get in Great food and great comedy are a match made in heaven, making JR’S Last Laugh Comedy Club a definite Hot Spot in Erie. RNEW BGNCZ George Washington Happenings in Erie Mardi Gras Party, at the Sacred Heart Auditorium, Erie Otters vs. Kitchener Rangers, at Tullio Arena, 6:00 p.m. Erie Trivia Madness Night, at the Avalon Hotel, 6:00 p.m. The Irish Rovers in Concert, at the Mary D’ Angelo Performing Arts Center at Mercyhurst College, Crossword ACROSS 1 Walk laboriously 5 Actress Bergman 11 Bound 14 Cash in Como 15 Shaken instrument 16 Choler 17 Exploits 18 Unitot retinal illumination 19 Abyss 20 Follower of Zeno 22 Stupefying 23 Golf norm 24 Be penitent 26 Rocket top 28 Swarms all over 32 Nearby 33 Caller's index 37 Farm pen 38 Isolated 39 Clairvoyant’s letters 42 Eventually 47 Meat jelly 49 For all appearances 50 Returns the incumbent 54 Actor Curry 55 Bub 56 French city 58 Planter 62 Pose questions 63 Recorded 65 River of Sudan 66 Female rabbit 67 Like some cakes 68 Capri or Man 69 In addition 70 Threaded fasteners 71 Mimicked DOWN 1 Something extra 2 Itemization 3 Popular cookie 4 Film featuring Brando as Napoleon 5 Little devil 6 Okinawa port 7 Developed to maturity February 24 8:00 p.m. February 25 February 27 8:00 p.m. © 2001 Tribune Media Services, Inc All rights reserved. 8 Relation in degree 9 Taskbar images 10 Actress Beverly 11 Spots for wallets 12 Journalist Fallaci 13 Small seabird 21 Zodiac connection 25 Frame” 27 Dove sound 28 Possessive pronoun 29 Seine 30 Fouled by stains 31 Fish choice 34 Scand. country 35 Slaughter in Cooperstown 36 French topper 40 Hardened 41 PGA member 43 Tanker’s cargo 44 Spotted wildcats 45 Hilo garlands FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, Solutions 46 Strong-smelling gas 47 Fleet 48 Add herbs 51 Nobody’s fool 52 Carrier 53 Catch 57 Gush forth 59 Tendril 60 Model Macpherson 61 Marsh growth 64 Begley and Meese
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