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JR’S Last Laugh is located on 1402 State Street,
It’s safe to say that Erie isn’t
the most exciting town for a
college student (or anyone else
for that matter!) to live in.
There tends to be a lack of
talent and entertainment in
Erie, which results in mass
boredom
Many people call Erie a joke,
and in fact, they may be right.
There does, in fact, seem to
be a whole lot of joking going
on in Erie, however, it’s occur-
The weekly column that asks if there is intelligent life out there.
BUT HOW DID YOU CATCH ME? Police, investigating the theft of a safe from a home in
Winona, Minn., simply followed bicycle tracks in the snow leading from the victim’s back yard. The
tracks indicated that the burglar stopped periodically to rest and put down a square (suspiciously
safe-like) object in the snow. The tracks led to the yard of a 20-year-old man who police arrested.
Deputy Chief Andrea Foss told reporters, ‘’The hike was stolen, too.”
YOU JUST CAN’T IMAGINE HOW HAPPY: Hesam Khalili married his true love, Fatemeh
Jamshidi Khakhi, in the Iranian village of Gonabad near Afghanistan. He is 20. She is 77. The bride
- a virgin on her wedding night was referred to by local newspapers as “the happy girl.”
THEY’RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE VOTERS: About 10,000 monkeys from the jungles near
New Delhi have become increasingly aggressive and bold to the point that they storm into govern
ment offices, rip up documents and threaten bureaucrats. Thousands of the surly beasts have taken
up residence in and around the stately red sandstone government buildings near the presidential
palace, and walk around like they own the place. Monkeys are sacred in India, so officials cannot
have them killed.
Figure out the quote and who said it by figuring out what these
letters translate to. Your clue: D equals E.
“C ZDODE VDB ILTAAVCZJ CZBDESDED
GCBT RM DPKLNBCAZ.”
Last Week’s Answer. “Happiness and moral duty are inseparably
connected.”
'JR'S Last Laugh'
BY KARL BENACCI
FEATURES CO-EDITOR
ring on 1402 State Street, which
is where JR’S Last Laugh
Comedy Club is presently lo-
JR’S is known to book some
of the nation’s best comedians,
which makes for hilarious shows
every time
Jr’s is open for business every
Wednesday-Saturday at 3:30
JR’S Last Laugh not only
serves up great comedy, but it
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TMS Campus
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also serves up great food, and
there are also daily drink spe-
The only downside to JR’S
Last Laugh is that an individual
has to be at least 21 years of age
to get in
Great food and great comedy
are a match made in heaven,
making JR’S Last Laugh
Comedy Club a definite
Hot Spot in Erie.
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Happenings in Erie
Mardi Gras Party, at the Sacred Heart Auditorium,
Erie Otters vs. Kitchener Rangers, at Tullio Arena,
6:00 p.m.
Erie Trivia Madness Night, at the Avalon Hotel,
6:00 p.m.
The Irish Rovers in Concert, at the Mary D’ Angelo
Performing Arts Center at Mercyhurst College,
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5 Actress
Bergman
11 Bound
14 Cash in Como
15 Shaken
instrument
16 Choler
17 Exploits
18 Unitot retinal
illumination
19 Abyss
20 Follower of Zeno
22 Stupefying
23 Golf norm
24 Be penitent
26 Rocket top
28 Swarms all over
32 Nearby
33 Caller's index
37 Farm pen
38 Isolated
39 Clairvoyant’s
letters
42 Eventually
47 Meat jelly
49 For all
appearances
50 Returns the
incumbent
54 Actor Curry
55 Bub
56 French city
58 Planter
62 Pose questions
63 Recorded
65 River of Sudan
66 Female rabbit
67 Like some cakes
68 Capri or Man
69 In addition
70 Threaded
fasteners
71 Mimicked
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1 Something extra
2 Itemization
3 Popular cookie
4 Film featuring
Brando as
Napoleon
5 Little devil
6 Okinawa port
7 Developed to
maturity
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8 Relation in
degree
9 Taskbar images
10 Actress Beverly
11 Spots for
wallets
12 Journalist
Fallaci
13 Small seabird
21 Zodiac
connection
25 Frame”
27 Dove sound
28 Possessive
pronoun
29 Seine
30 Fouled by stains
31 Fish choice
34 Scand. country
35 Slaughter in
Cooperstown
36 French topper
40 Hardened
41 PGA member
43 Tanker’s cargo
44 Spotted wildcats
45 Hilo garlands
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46 Strong-smelling
gas
47 Fleet
48 Add herbs
51 Nobody’s fool
52 Carrier
53 Catch
57 Gush forth
59 Tendril
60 Model
Macpherson
61 Marsh growth
64 Begley and
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