THE TIMES, NEW HL00MFIEL1). PA., FEMIUA11Y 18,1870. I'tofoHHloual Cards. JB. JUNK1N, Attorney t lw, , New lllnninilelil, Perry on., P. -omoe Next duur to the residence ol Jmtitf Jiinkln. V'U AM.'tMAKKKL, Attnrney-st-Lsw, , New hIiiiiiiiiihIiI, Perry county, P. i-g" Olllce opposite the Mstislon House, uud til ran d Mrs enst of llio Pjst-OUlce. T BVflS l'OTI'Klt, AXTOUNKV AT IAW, NEW ni.UOMFIKLI), PEltKt CO., PA. -(!llms uroinptly secured collected Wrlttiiusaudall lenal business varefully attend ed to. nyi CIIAKLE8 11. HMILEV, Attorney at Law. New Dlnomltelil, Perry Co. Pa. Oltlue two door e.nt of Jmeih Hm lli'e botei. ( A ugusl i, 17.1. - . - WTM. A.rtPONHLKH, Attoriiey-t-l.aw, W OIHce ndJoinliiK his residence, on Knsl Main street, New IMoonilleld, Perry oo., Pa. Si If J DUN U.8UAT TO, rtiimeon Dentist. New Hloonilleld, Perryoo., Pa. All Rinds of Mechanical anil Surgical Dentistry done In the best manner, and at reasonable prloiliee at his residence one door East of r he Robinson House, and opposite Win, A. Huonsler'i Law olllce. Vxiy M. N. HE1MEKT. Attorney at Law, Mew moonuieiu, i eiryco.,ra. Uioomlleld, 3.131V. LKWIM POTT EH. NOTAHT l'UM10, New HlOOm Held, Perry Va. l'a. Uedn, Bonds, MHi'tKUKf n(l Leases carefully prepared and acknowledKCinents taken, All kinds of Pension and Homily paper drawn and oertllled, will also take depositions to be rei.d Id any court In the United mate's. 7 It) ly C II AH. J. T, Mul NTIH R, Attorney-at-Law. New Hloonilleld. Perry oo.. Pa. All professional business promptlyandfaltti. fully attended to. 8 Sir -IITM. A. MOItltlSON, W JUSTICE OK THE PEACE and fl KNHR AL COLLKCTOK, NrwIIrkmantown, Peri yco , Pa. t-lteniltnnreswlllbe made promptly lor all Collections made. 744 Oil AH. A. BAItNETT, Attorney-at-l.aw, New llloomlleld.Perrycn.,Pa sVOfflcenn Mich street. Norlhslde, nearly op poslte the Presbyterian Church. .1 2 ly ML. LltlUETT. ATT IllNKV AT LAW. Nuwiort, I'urry Omntil. Pa. II ivlnn perm inentlv located at Newport, will Rive prompt and careful atieution to all busi ness n 'trs iiiinmilteil to hit earn. . -Illliie, No. 'I'l North Second Street. Newport. April 2? 1S7H. DICHARD L. MAGEE,' 1A JUSTICE OK TUB PRACR, r Olllce at his residence. In CENT It K T' T Olllce at nis resilience, in t;n i it k limn fllllP, Perry County, Penn'a., one inlleHouthof New Bloomlleld. 10 J ....... 0, P. BOLLINGER, M.D, bavliiK located In Newport, otrors Ills Profes ilonal services to all who may neud them. Chronic diseases of every description curod. . Dtllja In Dr. Bhatto's building, 4tlt Street March 4, 1878. QEORGE H. MART IN GENERAL AGKNT. DLAIN, 1'JBUKY COUNTY, PA. Hneclal aitnntlon Riven to the collection of slalmt, and any other business entrusted to him -will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, Mh, 1877. JEATHER TIJ.K subscriber has now on hand at LOW 1M11CKS, Good Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GIL MORE & 0.. Successors to CfTIPM AN, 1 1 -4 t K It & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured mall countries, NO FEES IN ADVANDK. No charm unless the patent Is icranted. No fees for makliin preliminary examinations. No adill tlonal fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention glvemo Interference Cases be fore the Patent olllce. Extensions before Con ress, Infringement Suits In different States and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat wits. Send Stamp to Ollinore & Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. Ls.NO CiSKi, LAND WARRANTS S SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the IT. fl. Ueueral Land Olllce and Deptrtinent of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE BWPTION malms, and HOW KSTK A n eases attended to. Land Scrip In 40, Ml. any 1M) acre iocbs lor saie. mis scrip is assignaoie. ana can e located In the name of the purchaser upon anr government land subject to private entry, at 1.2S per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Uilmqre & Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. orthelr heirs, arelu many casesentltled to money from the (Jovernment of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to G1LM0RE & CO.. arid a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free. H E N S I o N 8, . All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing GILMORK St CO. Cases prosecuted by OILMOTtE CO, before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted rn aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to f.ILMOKE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deservlnglt. Address: UILMORK SCO.. t 629 F. Street. Washington, D. C. Onr Stock of NEW OOODS fnr Mai,'., IUh.Ii nm,,t.i. iJt Prices from V2U cents iid. F. MORTIMER. New Bleomtleld.Pa Don't you want snme cheap foods for Pants and Suits f t you do, don', fall to ex amine the splendid assortment for sale by F, MORTIMER. You can suit yourself In style and price. , , 4iRfi week In vonrown town. i OutAk free UU No risk. Reader. If you want a business at winch persons of either sex can make great pav all Hi time f.hv work, write for full pa'Moti. lars to IL HALLETT & CO., Portland, Me.U ly L'iitladelplila AihertlHcmciitR H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 Si 407 Market Street, lM.llllllllllll, (Old Bland uf Barernft A Co.,) WI10L1MAMS DEALEIIS IN DltY GOODN, January, 1R7S If Red SolelA uther Depot EDWARDS & CASTLE, BH NORTH FOUHTII HT., TIlirA. LEATHER AND FINDINGS, FM I Ant of JhHt I'hlttt. tli uwl Kip, A'. C. Jlruml, 4 :int G RAYBILL , & CO., Wholesale Dealersln Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &o, And a line assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WAKE, No. 42(1 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. EIGLER&SWEARINGEN Successors to SH AFFNElt, Z1EOLER ft CO., Importers and Dealers lu lloulery, 3lwvtH ItlllMiiM, NiiMpentlerK, THREADS, VOMIiS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 80, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, I'ENN'A. Agents for Lancaster Combs. JEW. T. MOUL, REPRESENTING Weimer, Wright & Walkin, Muuufacturer & Wliolcsnlo Dealers IN Boots & Shoes No. 302 Market Street, PIIILADIOLI'IIIA. w. H. KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON A Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STREET. PHILADELPHIA. Tl pURNITURE REMOVAL. THE subscriber will be found one door north of his former location, where lie will tie pleased' to ee his old friends an I former patrons, and as many NEW ONES as are disposed to give him a vail. IIo can sell all kinds of FURNITURE Lower than ever, as the expenses are prcatly re duced, and will mi iir ii 1 1 tee that the (JUALITV shall be equal to the best In tho olty. first class Upholstered Goods and Mutresses asharetolore a specialty. AVER1LL BARLOW, Agt., 43 South Seoond Stteet, 4 ly PI1LADELPIIIA. gOWER, POTTS & CO., EOOESELLEHS. STATIONSES, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. ttLANK BOOKN Always on hand, and madeto Order. ' Nos. SID Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO Publishers of Handers'New Readers. and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Hisloryei the United States, Felton'sOutllne Mapa.tiu PhllAlelihlH AiirertlHementM. LU0A8' READY MIXED TAINTS I NOWATEll.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A I'UHE It li A D Y FOIl USE. Miiiitl ChihIm, 80 HEAUrirTL MIADl'S OF FAINT BENT UT MAIL, ITIS PUT ON I.IK E OTIIEII PAINT. MA UK WITH LEAH ANlMilL, VIZi NICELY IHlUHIIhU OUT NUT H OW Kl) ON LIKE WA1E1I I'AINT. TRY IT, And Vim V III rrovA It (n tin the Ileal Liquid 1'iilnl In tho Murkft. .JOHN IIJOAH OO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTUHE1IH OP SnlHH nml Impcrlul French tirrrn, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c LOYDrsUPPLEETwAlfON ; i W1I0LE8ALK HARDWARE HOUSE No, 026 Market Street. JMillndolplila, renn'a. JANNEY &T ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MAHKET ST., Philadelphia. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WBOLI3AL1 BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, ttia MAKKUT STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. A LECTURE Youna Men 1 J ust Published, In a Sealed Envelope. l'rloe.O cts. A Lecture on the Nature. Treatment and Had. leal cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermiilor rlioua. Induced by Self-Abuse, Involuntary Emls sluiis, liiiioiency. Nervous Oebilliy, and ImpeiM nieutsto Marriage generally: Consumption. Ed. Ilepsy. and Fltsi Mental and Physical Incapacity. c.-lly ItOBEKT J CULV EHWeLL, M.U.au' thor of tho "Green Hook," &c. The world renowned author, In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that that, the awful consequences of Sclf-Abuso may be effectually removed without medlclne.aiid without dangerous surgical operations, bougies. Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and elfectual, by whlchoverysulferer.no matter whst his condi tion may be may cure himself cheaply, privately and radically. nr i This Lecture will prove a boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt of six cents, or two Hostage stamps. Address the Publishers, 4iiy THE CULVEItWELL MEDICAL CO., 41 Ann St., New York s pout Ottloe Bui, 4m A FKISK GJIFTX of m MEDICAL COM MOV SENSE HOOK.t t auypsraon sullerlng with Consnmp. tion. Asthma. Catarrh, Hronchltls, Loss of Void er Sore Throat. Send name and post-nfllce ad dress, with two I) cent postage stamps, and stale your slcknes.. The book is elegantly Illustrated. (144 pp. 12 mo. 1879). The Information It con. tains, In the providence of God. has saved many lives. The author has been treating diseases of the Nose, Throat, and Lungs, as a special nrsc t ee. since 1Ho7. Address Dr. N. 11. WOLFE. Cincinnati, Ohio. , 4 Wit. TICK'S 1XOUAI, .l!IEi:. A beautiful work of ion Pages, One (;olnrel Flower Plate, and 30 Illustrations, with Descrlp. tlons of the best Flowers and Vegetables, and how to grow them. All for a 6 Cent Stamp, hi English or German. The Flower and Vegetable Garden. 17S Pages. Six Colored Plates, and many hundred Engrav ings. Kor 60 cents I n paper covers: l.iO lu ele gant cloth. In German or English. Vlck's Illustrated Monthly Magaz'ne 31 Pages, a Colored Plate lu every numlier and many line Engravings. Price il.ii a year: Five Copies fer t .00. Specimen Numiiers sent for 10 cents. Vick's Seeds are the best In the world. Send Five Cent Stamp for a Kloial Guide, containing List and Prlo-s, and plenty of Information. Address: , ' JAMKS V1CK, KocliBstor. N. Y. MPOBTAST NOTICB The subscriber late ol the hrm of Hhoades It hmith, would ,M.spnutfully inform the eitliens of BLAIN md vicinity, that he has opened WAGON tlAKElt SHOP, and is prepared to make new vin ami repair old ones at. short notice, and w 'r'V" JEN to TWENTY percent, cheaper thau he old rt nn. W(llve me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. , , . JACOB SMITH. Blaln, August 9,1867. FOtTTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS TT I,.. r. M.....,t,l..... Ho ftoSNH Will HIS Ol COI.IO. Hotts or Lima Tu. TKS, If KiHitr's I'nwrlnnl sre lined In lllnp. Font' To wtlcrtw III rurn sml nrnvent HtMl rrrnr.RRA Fuiiui I'liwilrm will prnnanl Utrss is tunuu- pilslly fnrlcKn. Kinussi I'vwilsrs will tncrtws the flnnntlty of mil snij rri.nu twanty nr Cf and niak tlia butlar Dno am) iwn,t. Kiiiiti'p Pnwilrni will cure or prevent slmost avasT llsnAns tlmt llinii.s nnrl cntils are linlr to. Koiitz's pownasa WILL iTHiTiarOTI0. Bold avtrywhorn. AVI M. roVTI, rroprlator, BALTlMOMa, HI JHE MANSION HOUSE, Now Hloomlleld, I'cnn'n., GEO. V. ENKMINGh II, Proprietor. II A VINO leased this proiieityand furnished It lu a o imforlabe manner, task a ahaie of the pulillo pat'ouage, and issui e my fi lcmls who slop wlih me th.it every esei tlon will be n iide to render their stay U asaiit, - A tiarefulliostler always In attendance. Aprllfl.JH7S.tl JHE EAGLE HOTEL, Now IHoom field, Ppnn'ii. HAVING purchased Oils p'operty and rehlted and reftirnlslied It lu a coiiiiorialile manner. I nsk ashnre of the piililln pnlroiiiige and assure mv friends who stop with metlmlevery exerllon will be made to render their siuv pleHsnnt II. L. IIOCIIENNHILDT. March IV.1H7R. tf T7ISTATK NIITICK.-Notice Is hereby glv 'j en. that Letters of Administration on the Esluleof Naiali Hehr, of Carroll t wo Perrv conn tv. l'a , deceased, have been granted to the tin derslgued, residing In Hprleg township. All persons Indebted to sslu ei-late are leipiesti'd to make payment, and those having claim will present them duly aiilheulleiiled to the under signed lor settlement wllhoiii delav. U. W. GF.IIIl, Adininlstrntor. rP. O. Address. Ktllottshnrg. Cai.vin Nriiaon. Attorney. November 6, 1H7D. pd ) E ATll 1 ) V, 11 AT' E 1 ). TJIOlt over M years SELLI'.US' LIVEIl PILLS " have b en the "tauiliird remedy for Liver Compliilnts. Costlveness. Hick lleaditche. Pain In Sliouiders or Hack, lzzinoss. Coaled Tongue, Fever and Ague, nnd all diseases arising Irom a tlei aiiKi d "I ile nl the Liver or StoinHch. Thomas Admits, of lllg Handy. Kv.hhvs: "Hellers' Pills have savetl hundred of tlollats In doclnrs' lillls In Ihlscouutry." (. E. SEhLEUS & CO., Prop is, l'lttsbiiigli, 1'n. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC. For Hie cure of all diseases arising from Impure lllood, nod for Invigorating and strengthening the vital orgHiis. Arevou weak, nervous, delilll taietl. imle and emaciated f Have you lost your appetite? Have yu nausea pam lu the back, Kn.l If to. Dr. Llilsev's lllood Hcarcherwlll drive out Hie disease and bring bji'k Hie II LOOM OF II KA ll II. pimples. Hulls. K yslin-las, Teller, Salt lllieitm tin , are but surface Indiciitlniis of lllood Diseases: and Dr. Llilsev's Hlood Searcher, bv pin Hying the system, softens the skin and beaulllles the comp'exlon. Sold by all druggists, fl per bottle. K. E. SELLEKS & CO., Proprie tors, Pittsburgh, Pa. G IS W o 4B: A full assortment of BAlt lltON, HOUND I1ION. OVAL IltON. BCKOLL IKON STEEL AND IRON TIRE, Norway Iron, Nail Rods, PLAIN AND GALVANIZED HOOF in ON, OF ALL WIDTHS. c, cCc, A'c.f on hand and for sale at the LOWEST MAItKET PKICEty V. MORTIMER, yew llloomjleld. BOOTS Do you want HOOTS of any kind T If so, call and see the IVKGH HTOCK HOW OFFERED BT V. MOIlTIMKll, N OTIOK ! NOTICE Is hereby elven that atiDllcstlon wlH be made to the legislature of Pennsylvania, at its next session. for the repeal of an act. passed the Hlh day of April, 18U. extending to Perry county me provisions of an act "relating lo tne lees ol the Sheriff of Cumberland and Snyder couutles," approvea tutn oi April. is. SOLOMON KOWEB. J. W. GANTT. GEO. CAM PIIELL, December 17, 188. CommisHioners. BOOICS.MILLIOn A Urn. im nrt rninnlHOtili1 tm I Wedlock. ciiiUiiiii-f. wttfi lutuiv othrr, Itio lullwinK ehaptmi A rompcUiit WuiiiAitliuor). tovreeii" of ULltUlUi. J Hlrriiil in WitnieR, ClUM and tiiaiiiitiu, nuiiLi iu uriui n'vuiii, Aii lew tv nupusnua. AiKlr to Wiv-'t, ProniitutiuTi, ii raiur. CVIIhit bimI MftlrimmiT coin pin d, CDCU(fl tlntira, Coott ptioii, CoB Anetnrnt, Iov buJ ('ourttlii. Iiiinlimii to Mrriwt( IbkibIb Bud trnuiv, CH-irnc uf luprodurtivn, fcintle il ontidrrtvl, Lmm uf Alrii(.'f, l.w vl Dirofc. lfrririilB ff inirrtMl womon, ic., Includitii lima9 perullar to Women, thefr esut and irMlmrnl. A book fnr priTtt Bnd conilderatr rcBUinff ol OzO piR-f, wuii fulilUU grBfaUgt, br mail, Mltd f"f AO ctuU. 'THa Private Medical Avt9or, MJ syphilis, Uoucrruaift, siiet, uiricture, v mrt9tm, Jtc, mito on Fpermat'orht-BB. fiexuftl IK-blHty, aodloi' potnoy, from balt-abuac Bud a cr a. rBuamfC BiiiinrJ I.miniin, N' rvoiMiisTsa. Avi nion 10 bm-viy,Ctnfunun l Idraa, Pliyiical decay. D.imdbmuI aiirru. lirtrtltvMmorra 1M trf fVxitl Pow.r, eir. itiakilijf luttit iiupmprr or atihappv. ttivinx Irntmnic, and xrrtt manr valoabt rrrrlpta for tht tun uf all purl ft dntaai mm liU, w AO yltti t, u frrttt. "M1io:i, A-lvIc," A ketriTO on Manhood and Woiu-.tiUrml. in tent- or all thrre in ut nicely tKiunJ volunMs $1. Thry ctiaiit OOO paicr-a and ovrr loo illunlraticna,rnbrvriiia; vvrry. thing tin tli f -nera-Itsj ayaUui tiat ia worili kkowin, and much that ia nut piiliiidird in anyuihif vurk. 'i t-nm bi.ud volume ia potil'.vely thf b IVptiUr ilr'lu-sl b ok p.ii-Hahfd, ami inau(i.tlr-a after Kriiitijr it can bvs ineiriiinnry rHnnd d. TheAtithfr ( an xt?ricnccd rltytii iunufiiiaujr ymra pra. tirf, tnaia kuown.) and tn advU.t ffiven, bimI Hiiea fur trrarntnit laid d n, vtii be found of ffrcttt vatu to hnA lulU-rn ff.-m impmittc of Uieayatrnt, early crrora.'irtt viRar, or ai-r ot the nuuicr oua trwulma esiiiiiiiK uml. r hrad of Pn?aU" or Chronio" dlat?a. Hen tin nn( vo inn", or compio lnoiva, fr l'ricv in Mampi. fiiirer or Currm. y. (0tU4l UUon euiifitlrntlat. Bud Itir -raa'M p miv'f Bn irnkif BBtvp-sMlwiiHrnit cha.) A.ldrraat I'p, BtiM' Dipo ary, IS H. bib St., 61. Looia, alo. (ZatobHahod 14,1) JLj- ror tale by Newt Dealers. AGLN I 3 wanted. run. in lis inviu an iKftoThi rui'ni "m i Knrri KK to U b... lUir i .uj- av.i ad.:rr. Vana nrri uy a?irea tint mat tnjr i i i-am v mm t3f It l iM't KPtintlly known that Huriice Orei-ly whs a Went 1nlnter. Whin liuny, Wo alwny pulntwl and tula youiiif imm logo went. tZ" The clnss In grstiiniar will uleRst ettitnl up and answer tlil" miesiliin: ' How do you parse tlie word dollar r" "I'lnnae, Kir, If It In n truilii ddllud, you iarne It for ijncty cents." SV A traini) claimed to liave drank liratidy and water with Nenl lXiw, and the whole Htnte of Mulne was nKllnted ; hut he HiiliHetiumitly explained that lie drank the hramly and Neal the water, and jieaee wan liiiiueilliitely rest-ored. . . , QiT When Johnny wan quentlii((l as to why hla eiiKiiK('ient with Mm II. Iiad Im i'Ii broken oil', he rolled IiIh eyes, looklnir very much indued, and uroaned. " Oil I idie turned out a deceiver." But he (orient to mention that he we u de ceiver whom Hhe had turned out. B3T An old colored preacher lu Allan. tn, (Jit., wan lecluiliiK a youth of hln fold nlmnt the kIii of dimcliiK, when the lufler protented that the Hllile plainly said, "There'" a time to dunce." "Yes dttr am a time to (liitice," rutld the dark divine; "and It'a when ahoy gel", a whl pjil ii ' for gwliio to a lull I." 8-ir"VVttter." wild l'rofeHorWortman, wagKlxhly, "In not a vegetable, all bough U leavea In Hummer." "Mo," added the new Hinart boy who came lu tliU term, "and rum In not a vegetable, al though rum blosHoniH." And then the teacher mdd the cIikh would coullne its) iciimiks to the text book. -"Uot all kinds of tlea here J"' nald a would-be, wit, entering a well-know furnlHhliig Htoie. "Yen, fir," replied tho Hhopman. "Well, I abould like a plg-nlyo," replied the customer. "All right, hir ; Junt bend down your hogs head, and 'we'll hike your measure," sulil the ready Hhopmau. Bvi7' A young New Yorkerat a party nuked and received the eminent of a young lady to accompany her home. Jle waited in antonbliiuent while tho company fclowly departed, and finally hinted that it wan time for them to go. "Oh 1" wild (die demurely, "I am board ing here." gjTlt was a very honest old Dutch Judge In Hchohurle county who listened for Kcveral hours to the argument of counnel and then mild : "Ilia cane baa been ferry ably argued on both nldeu, and dere have been tome ferry nice points of law brought up. I nhall duke dree days to goiiNider tnene points, but 1 nlmll ewentually decide for de blain tliT." 63""I'halret I'hlora," wrote an am orous youth who in smitten with the phonetic crn,e, "phorever dinmlna your plieurn, and pbly with one wboe jiliervent pliancy ia pbixed on you alone, l'liriendn, phauiily, phather phorget them, and think only of the pheliclty of the pliuturel l'bew phel lowa are so phastidioun an your I'lierdl nand, so pheign not phonduess if you pheel it riot. Phorcgo phrollc, and answer phinally, I'hlora." "Oh, I'herdluand, you phooll" was pbalr I'hlora'n curt reply. Not as Stupid as He Looked. A stupid looking countryman halted before a blacksmith's shop, the proprie tor of which was forge! ng a shoe, and eyed the performance with much inter est. The brawny smith, dissatisfied with the man's curiosity, held the red hot iron suddenly under bis nose, hoping to make him beat a hasty retreat. "If you give me a sixpence I wilMick it," said the countryman. "I'll stop the braggart's jaw," thought the smith, as he took from hi pocket a sixpence, and held it out. The countryman quickly grabbed the coin, linked it. and walked away whistling. "Did you ever catch a weasel asleep r" More Coming. The brighter lights of the Strakosch opera troupe gathered round them a few friends on Saturday evening, for a quiet little supper. The hi Ik turned on Max Strakosch's new baby. "He's got a tooth," said a gentleman sitting at one end of the table. "Max is very proud of hia baby," said Miss K el log, who was sitting at the other end. "Yes," said the gentleman, still car rying out his own train of thought, "and he's got two more coming." Miss Kellogg shrieked and dropped her napkin and her knife and fork, while the gentleman still further enliv ened matters by insisting that hia reference was solely to the teeth. mum
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