THE TIMES, NEW ULOOMFIELI). PA., DECEMUMt 31, 1878. 7 Professional Curds. r K. JUNKIN. Attnrnpv-t-!,ftw. J a Now ltlnnmtlHil. lWry CO.. Ha., cOIIco Next dour to the residence of Jiiritte nukiii. 4H1 A M, MAHHEI.. Attorney-at-Law, ia New llliiomtlelil. 1'errv iioimtv. Pa, l-7 OlUce directly opposite the Post-OUlce nd adjoining tlx Maun km House. JEWIS l'OTTKll, A t TUIt IN K V AT LAW, NEW BLOOMKIKI.1), l'liKIiY CO., PA. AY-C!la.im tirnmntlv nniirfr1 in1liftpH pVrltlnsaiid all lennl business carefully itttend aiu. si yi 11HARLEH 11. HMILRV. Attornpv at Law. il I V ..... Ill..nn,ll..l,l lln....u I ' Pa s Am uii'iiilMiriu, riij v. .. tluOfl.!" with 0. A. HirniHt, Ev., on IliRh itraat, north side. nearly opposite the Presbytia, laa Church. Atwust 20, 1872. IirM: A.SPONHI.KR. Attnrnev-at-I.aw. IV I.;., ....;.!... na.i Main street, New Blooinlleld, Pon y eo Pa. 3 2 ly JOHN G.8UATT0, Surgeon Dentist. Ln,. niuuni iinni, ,j a, ,11 Brtnl. nf MoAkuntnul .ili.l Mill'irlnul II.,,! lut f lone in the best maimer, aud at reasonable kinoes. .Omce at his residence one door Eastotth llobinson lloiisut. and otiooslte Win. A. Hoonsler' l.awolUce. 3 lily ITM. N. 8EIBK.KT, Attorney-at-Law, V New Blooinlleld, Perry co., Ta. blooinlleld, 3331V. I' EWI8 POTTER, notary PUBLIC, New Bloom J held. Perrv Co.. Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully treoared and aoknowledeeinenls taken. All Kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and lertineii, will also rane ueposuioiisio oo rem in mv court in tne united states. 7iuiy CHA8. J. T, McTNTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Blooinlleld, Perry Co., Pa. W All professional business promntlyaiidfalth fully attended to. 3 2 1 v. M. A. MORRISON'. JUSTICE OK THK PEACE and (ilCNERAL COliLKCTOR. Nbwjf.kmantiwn, Verryco., ra s Kemiiranceswiu ue maue promptly loraii ouecnons maue. i t CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomneld.Perryco.,Pa .omce on inch street. North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIGGETT. ATT un ey-at-La w, 2Cctcport, Perry County. Pa. Havlncr oermanentlv located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl- less m uirs ommtrrea to nis care. omi:e. No. 30 North SecondStreet. Newport, April 2 1878. RICHARD L. MAGEE, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, WOlllceat his residence. In CENTRE TOWN- SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., one mile south of new Bioomneia. ius 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers Ms Profes sional services to all who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. t3.Om.ce in Dr. Sliatto's building, li Street. March i, 1378. G EORGE H. MARTIN GEXEIUL AGENT. BLAIX, PKRItY COUNTY, 1A. Special attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. "yATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C. HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, No. 26, Carlisle St., New Blooinlleld Pa. llepairing of all kinds well and promptly done. EATHER &C. TUB subscriber has now on hand at LOW PRICES, rood Sole Leather, 1 Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, ' French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSVlEIt & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured mall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF. No charge unless thepatent is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejeoted applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent offloe. Extensions before Con. gress. Infringement Suits in different States, aud all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Oilmore - Co., lor pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. S. General Laud Ollioe and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PKK EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any liio acre pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can ue located in the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at 1.25 per acre. His of equal value with Bounty Laud Warrants. Send Stamp to UUniore & Co.. for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. or their heirs, are in mauy cusi-s entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history ol Bervice aud state amount of n iv aud bounty received Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a lull re ply, alter examination, will be given you free PEKSIONs, ' All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or inlured In the late war, however slight, cau obtain a pell sou by addressing GILMORE & CO. 11 Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Conimiiuilou. Each department of our tiusines is conducted hi aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloved by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving It. Address;., . UILMORE&CO.. ... ,, ;.f;!. -m.. ti2BK. Street, j Washington, I). C. Tfl ' Onr Stock of NEW GOOD8 ior men's wear is complete. Prices from I't'A centsup. F. MORTIMER. New Bloomlleld.ra Newport Advertisements. It. S. COOK & (JO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, forLF.SS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber on the slump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &c, We use Clearlleld Pine and Hem lock only. W. B. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, Perrj Co., Pft. October 10, 187(1. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Fornivriy John Jones & Son,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market. Newport, Perry County, ,Pa. WE would respeotfully Invite the palronnge of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HIGHEST PRICES the market willalTord, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, , FLOUR, PRODUCK SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIE8 We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HOUSE SHOES, &C..&C. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. S. Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. novliiff on hand a complete assortment of the rot lowing articles, the subscriber units n nlmnsof your patronapre. Dniga and Med lei net, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock ot Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Terfumeryi HAIH on,, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS ' Carefully and Promptly Filled B. M.'EBY, , Newport, Penn'a. T B. HARTZELL, . , . .-, - , Wholesale Tobacco ?. Dealer, ' Wright's Building, NEWPORT, PA. ,a Sole Agent for Lorilard's Superior Tobaccos. Also,' Ai Large Stock of, STA TIONERY Always on hand f at LOW PRICES. i i ? 49" Country Merchants sunt.lied with ftooris at Philadelphia prices. Your orders are solicited. 9 44 Call axd see me. 1. 1. C nl.a..llu. 1 - n A - (' 1 . . . i iicniiuiimi wicnr,i niitiv iJUtOlO 1 HQ Railroad Depot, at NEWPORT, where lie is pie. pared to supi ly f OYSTERS, GROCERIES, Ac',, maun mill nri ,riue. JV inn ST.lCR7 OD hand. The patronage of the public Is solicited. till. WM. ICKES. Grain Wanted at tho Newport 31111s. THEunderslimed will pnv ft premltim on ood, diy.elean train of all kinds. . MILTON B. KSH ELM AN. 46 ly. Newport, Perry county, Pa. IMPORTANT KOTICR. Thil mibserlber late of the firm of Rhoatles 41 Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinitv, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new n..uiisuiii irW liltl iitii UL HMUI I. llOllC.HIU at from TEN to TW1CNTV perceut. cheaper than -ilve me a call. Satisfaction euaranteed. -, , . JACOB SMITH. Blaln. August 8. 1H67. CRR a week In your own town. 15 Outfit free N(irwk. Reader. If von want a IiiibIiihss at which persons of eitiier sex can make meat my no me mim inev woi k. wrue ior lull parpen, am to IL U ALLKTT & CO., Portland. Me.U ly A UCTIONEEHS. J AS. P.' LATCH FORD, A VCTIONEEIi, Would respectfully Inform the publln that he wll cry sales at leas.iimb.e prices. All orders will receive pronmt attention. DON N ALLY'S MILLS PERRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to tho nlt-lzens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllce address, Shermansdale, Perry co., Pa. w. D. HENRY, A VCTIONKF.n. Blaln, Perry couuty Pa. i ..r,ri''r.m!,.'l1V',',,'.H,ea"rt Bvery exertion made to render satisfaction. oil Auctioneer. Tho undersigned cives notice that he will crysales at any point In Perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are sollcltedand promptattentlonwlllbe Riven. 1. D. WELLS, New Buffalo Perry co., Pa. Q B. HARNISH, -YTJcxioi'sTiaiai, Melville. Perrv Co.. Pn. Charges moderate, nnd satisfaction guaranteed. 5 tf D AVID M'COY, vucTiorviaioi , ICKESBURU. PURRY COUNTY, I'A. , -lj rges moderate. Prompt attention paid vO lilt CII11H, H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! IwouldrespectlvelylnforiH myfrlcndstliat lln tendcalling upon them with a supplyof good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Conslstinpnf BASSIMERB. CASSINET3. FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CAHPKTS, Ac.. to exchange for wool or sell for cash. .1. M.BIXLER. CenthbWooi.en Factoiit. 6,17,4m W For Sale by F. MoitTiMEu, New Blooinlleld Perry county. Pa. PROF. HARRIS RADICAL CURE TOE SPERMATTOEHCEA. THE "SEMINAL PASTILLE" A vxnihle Dl.coTfry and New DriMirlure in Met! lct Bciencc, in cntirdy Hew and no.lllvelyr llert iv Heiiiotly lor the wedy sua nvniiAnent (Jun, ot Seminal mliaions ft Impotency bv th. only true wy, vlti Blreot rln.l .Ml Af Ihm IOmbm a a. i .... I L . . . I --. -,- ... a 1 -".."B "J ninwu.lDUi .IIU CX.r tins it, nprnflc influence on the Bemlnal Veaiolea lao ulntory Ducts, prostrate Olandantl Urethra. The tin pi lln Rcniedy li attended with no pain or Inconvenience, It II quickly dlinolvcd nnd eoon ebaorhed, produrlnRaa Immediate 1001111111; and roitoratlre rftect upon the .ex u.l and ncrvoui orf.reiilEatlon, wrecked from telt.abu and eiccaic, itopiilne the drain from the .v. tern, rt.lor. ltiBlln mlr.rt h. hr.ith and aound memory, removine tho Dlmnoaa orsiitht, Norvoua Debility, Conftialon or ldoaa. Aversion to Socloty, Ele.Eto. and the innm. ance of premature old 8K0 n.ually nccompanyinic thla trouble, and tutoring pcrfort Sexunl Vigor, where it hae been dormant lor yean. This nioileor treatment hat iloed thele.tin very ievcre ernes, and II now a pronounced lui-cesi. Drue are too much prescribed In theie Iroublei. and, at many can bear wltneai to, with but liltle II any pcrinnnent flood. There Is no Nonsense about this Prepara tion, lrneticsl observation eiiitblesus to po.itively iruaran- tee that II will ilreaatlafkotion Diirlni lha elkht years t hot it h.l been In eneral use, we have thousands ol tesliumniali as to lis value, and II is now conced ed by the Medical Profession to bo the most rational means yet discovered ol reaching nnd curing this very prev alent trouble, that Is well known to be the cause ol uulold misery to so many, and upon whom qttaoka prey with Ihcirinrle.s nostrums and big fees. The Kcmrdyls putup In a nent box, enough to last a month, and sent in a nlnlti wrapper by mall sealed for $8. Two boxes, (sufllelentto etlcuancr'Haurntcure unless in severe esses) it Three boxes letting thrco full mouths, will Hon rml.slons, ami restore vlpror. In the worst eases. 7. Pu 11 T51KECTIOM a for ttalno; will accompany EACH MOX. . j Send for a Dcscrlptivs Pamphlet givlna Anatom!ra1 ) m lllustrstlons.whlch will convince the most sceDlical H that lhev can he restored (a nr.. . ..... fllted ttorthe duties of lite, same a. II -. mmLt-t 8et Healed (or stamp te any one. Sold ONLY br the HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'0. CHEMISTS, Warltetandath. 8tt. 8T. LOUIS, MO. D R. J. W. RICE,1 Surgical nuil Mechanical Dentist, PORT KOYAL, Juniata County, Pa. .Onioe on Market tit., one door West of the Times olll o. Any person wishing tobe called on at their residence, will please inform me ot the act. 34m EE C3 SB cm C3 I'rtvue Hottpiui, -Mi S.CUrk St.,t'bicnffo, .II.Cj8p4ictUy,ll I'riviatc.lJbronto itntl Peiuala Ulacawa. Coniuluttlco f re. I.n-liui aud Gentle uu'D. teod oof dnlUr Tor am plea of bet rubber pwhIp. nod valuable lufortumlon hr eiprMii. It flit, ble KfiDttle fill, 5 Pr box. Prlvni9 hnra aud nuraa fur I.adica dm .11$ ooa flnpmtit A new work, price AO ccnu br mall, Uriif rli'a of 'Naiuro, f b va. olofj of Marriage, (Jr. Sana of Generation, I)laM. of Youth and UanliiMXl; a wcnllb ot chulce aui raluaiile in rorniatl'tii, of Intrretst to tx.th aexea. Nuttiinf orTvnalve to rood tat and rcHncnient. I it fit r uiitlon nevitr hptoro publUhed. No famlljr Shnuld l without lL C7AMr"a, Dr. A. O. W.IN. tOI Clarlt Ht. CJ9 UJ C9 Manhood ! How Lost, How Restored 1 Just published, anew edition of Dr. j ClllvnrwHll'a flolHliratt fuu. nn ,I.a nulit-al core (without liieillrln,) irf Not'i'miitorrhoeR or KchiIuhI Wi-iiatisa. liitoituilary Reiuinul Liishi's, Im oteu.-y, Mentulatid l'Lysical Incapacily, Impedimenta to Marriaire, ete. : a!M, thnwlliuitlu, l.pili psy and f'lta, induced by aelf. llliluliriMice or Mxiial fxtruvitKuut't', Ate. C iPric.'. iu s Hfal.'d envelupe, tmly nix ceiite. The t Blelinited author, lu Uiia admirable , clear ly dciuoiiMti-BttH, lrom a thirty yeure' eucersKful prao tlce, that the alarinllur eoiiHciiueliefH of Helt-abllne ntuy be ra.li. ully cured without the UMUtrcnma iih of inti r nal medii iUHOrthDMpiilhatloii of the knife; IiointliiK oul a inmlo of cure at untie Himple, certain, annf ett'ertu. pl.liy nieiinsof whicu every Biifferer, no matter what Ills condition may be, may euro tiinwolf cuoaiily, uti. vutcly and radically. IsV This Lecture shrmld be In the hands of every youth and every man iu the country. r Heut under seal, iu a olala cnvelopn, to any address, pont iuid, on receipt ol Mix centa or two poataspa Btttllll'H. i . . , . Address the Publishers, " ' 41 ly THE CTLVERWELL. JIEPICAL CO., il Auu Ht Now Vert; Oitioe Vox, 4t8r) Vla fas I rrrrril! vtWrrrtirnril itrVBi''l?vV 4fJ "IS1I VSOli l.lVl ll;ll, l,tcro.ii IrSil I'llOSrill Ti: ul IJ.'IK. n rare fi-r(:aniimpAo5 iRkml li'is, tsislis. Brow IiitU nil Smifuloiis Irl Vl!y k yiiurilriiti.-iirortljmus'f""l 5JW ' "ii' B.is not pnt it. i will, on rcf ript df POUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS v- - WIU. "T,B or Prevent TTlBonno. in Hn.n. will . ... ..... .n t . 2 r "TTi ... ir t" , . U . 1 ' ,"'"' nens or X.UflQ ra- TRB, ir roiitfa romirrssre nneil In time. 1-ouli'ai'owilera will cure and prevent Moo OoMin pccZVTiirkev.? A" Tov'- Fomr-s Powders will Inerenan the qnnntltr of milk r1,01? tweu'y Pr cent, and make the butter firm ano nwect. iw'.'il l?1" "m t Prevent almost teht liiacAsa tlmt Monies snil Cattle are heir to. roi-Tz's Pownaaa will aira BATierAUTioit. Bold everj whorn. DAVID S. I-OUTZ, Proprietor, BALTIMOHB, Md, JHE MANSION HOUSE, New Blooinlleld, Penn'a., GEO. F. ENBMINHBit. rroprletor. IIAVINfl leased this property and furnished It luaconirortableniaiitier, I ask a share of the public patronage, and sssnre mv friends who stop Willi me that every exertion will be made to render their stay pleasant. at- A careful hostler always In attendance. April 9. lH'H. tf HE EAGLE HOTEL, T New III oo in field. Penn'ii. If A VINC purchased this property and refitted and refurnished It In a comfortnlile manner I ash ashare of the public piitronaue. nnd assure mv friends who stop with me that every exertion will be made to rentier their stav pleasant. II. Is. IIOCHlCNHHILDT. March !. 187ft. tf ESTATE NOTICE. Notice Is hereby Riv en, that Letters of Administration on the Kstateof Ha rah Gelir. of Carroll twn. I'errvcoun. ty. 1'a.. deceased, have been granted tothe un dersigned, residing InHnriHK township. All persons Indebted to ssla estnte are requested to make payment, nml those havliiR claims will present them duly Hulhontloated to the under sinned for settlement wll liout delnv. (i. W. (JICI1R, Ailmlnistrntor. -r. O. Address. KUlottsbuig. Calvin Neilson. Attorney. November 6, 1878. pd DEATH DEFEATED. ITIOlt over (iO years SKLT.EKS' LIVER PILLS . have been the sttnliud renietlv for Liver Complaints. Costiveness. rilck Headache, 1'aln in Shoulders or Back, Dizziness, Coated Tongue, Fever and Ague, nnd all diseases nrlsing from a deranged state of the Liver or Htnnincli. Thomas Adams, of llig Sandy. Kv . says: "Sellers' Pills have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills Iu this country." li. K. SlihLlCHS & CO., I'rop'ls, Pittsburgh, Fa. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC. For the cure nf all diseases arising from Impure lllood, nml for Invigorating and strengthening the vital organs. Aro you weak, nervous, deblli. . tated, pale and emaciated 1 Have you lost your appetite? Have you naiisen. pain in the back, Vc? If so. Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher will drive out the disease and bring back the BLOOM Ob" HEALTH. Pimples, Hulls. Ervsipelas, Tetter, Suit Hlieum. Ko., are but surface Indications of Blood Diseases: and Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher, bypuilfylng the system, softens the skin and beautilles the complexion. Sold by all druggists. II per bottle. II. E. KELLKlt.S & CO.. Proprle tors, Pittsburgh, Pa. (; 48 I 15. O TV A full assortment of BAH IHO. HOVNI) IKON, OVAL WON. ' SCROLL IRON STEEL AND IRON TIRE, Norway Iron, Hail Rods, PLAIN AND GALVANIZED no op Til ON OF ALL WIDTHS. Cc, sX'c, tPc.s on hand and for sale at the LOWEST MARKET PBICEby F. MORTIMER, yew liloom field. BOOTS Do you waut BOOT8 of any kind ? If so, call and see the l.vucji: STOCK NOW OFFERED BY F . MOllIIMEll, JSJ0T1CE ! : NOTICE Is hereby given that application will be made to the Legislature of Pennsylvania, at Its next session, for the repeal of an act.passed the 8th day nf April, lHritl. extending to Perry countv the provisions of an act "relating to the fees sVf the Slieritf of Cumberland and Snyder counties," approved 10th of April, isi.7. SOLOMON B0WEU, . J. W. UANTT. GEO. CAMPBELL, December 17, 1878. Commissioners. BOOKSIVllLLSOri !A ltrpe, new mml complete Oaldo to Wedlock, cuiiitiiniDKi wtiti mtur olhcri. tlie fuliowum eliRtitrm A competent Woiitnliooi!, tWccU'in ol - Jtviie, tviamcri vi viifcmiiy. 'lem erjnriita. coninftt.b'o and liifompatl ble. 8lerilitv lit Vuuieit. ram, and Advli to wivei, Trortimiiun. it rtue, Ctlrlincy utl Main mon v cotiitrcd. Cutis uul Unti?i. Coiicrpnon, Cun fliieinrnt, Tiovts and CourlBlup. IinpciliniMiti to JMnrriBRO, iutnBl anil tfirvRic, Scifnca 01 I.t-nroducliun, Siii;U-life coniidercd, Law uf AUninKr. Law of Divorce, JparriRhtl of marriad winfD,te. including Ditorarn pvu.ip tn Women, their cauM-a And ircainicni. A book lor pnvat and coniiderate reading ol 3U0 pttRc, WitU 1'uUl'iata i,o graTiuga, by mail, sealed lor 0 ccnti. m VTha Private MedloalAflvrsnr,' n BypaJlii.Ooaoi rtiaia. liieet, binoiure, Vnrlooc1t, c. alio on Hpennatt orbcea, floxunl Uebllity, and Im potency, from Sett-Rhine aixl Lxct tat a. i-uumIuk Si'inlual Liuiaaioiia, Ncrruuanef, Avrrnion to Hofiny.Coufiuioii o jdeaa, Phviical di eay, Diiniia of Ipht, Ui l. cltve Metnorr. loie ot Sexual Fowrr, tie. makiuit marriaftn liiinroiK-r or unhappy. KlrinR treatment. ad a grnit nmnT valuable rocoipti for the cure uf all ptivatc diawof t tame ixa, ovee AQiiiatra, AO cti.tf. -tMl .."Merlionl Advloft," leenrre cm Manhood and Wonmuhood, TO etrttt i of all time io one nicely bound Tolume, tl. Tliry coma in ' OOOpaRvi land over 1UU llluatrationa, enihraLinK every, thing on the generatlte avaleui that Ib worth kuowlns. and Kiueh that la not publlalud In any other wurk. Tht mm. "In T'u,ne Ioit!vely the In n l'opular Medico! Uaok riubliahed, and tlioae autlll d titter gvUiux it inn have ' heir money refunded. Tho Author la an txpertencwa lhyaManofmany yeara pracltce, (m it w-ll kiuwn,) a"4 the advice ivea. and Jtulca for trealmrnt laid d.mn.wl.T found uf great value to thoie uirerhiR from lmpm-iiu- of the iystera, early errora,.oi vi(ror, or aty ot the numi- J"" woubli'i coming under the head of "i?riwattj" or Cnroni0"diieai'e. -Hentln itiiKle voiiTne, or complete In one, for Price iu bUmpi, Silver or Ounemy. (CoiuuU j taiion eonfldenllal, and U-tt-ri are pr- ninjly and trmtkly antwereti wlthfint hIufm aaa. n R.,.) n:sn.. ary, 1 W.hBt.,jt.IxjuUi, Mo. (Satablliihe41tt47. t ltWr.-l-l.kl . n -nri-vA a m rur vaie oy newt ueaian, AUtn i 9 vvanttjil, ( T)H. BUTTS invitee all nertone ftitVrlrtf from "V KUKri HK to lend bfiti ttteir nantfa and addreRa, fi and hereby aiinrtM Utam that thry will hutn V owtUiiiig to their ftdvuutsitfu,- -.tiat 'frusta. sfl .taauk vf JT VVhy la paper money more valua ble than gold V When you put it Iu your pocket you double it, and when you take it out you And it still In creasee. (3T In a late revere gule, a lady asked a neighbor if he w as not afraid hid house would blow away. "Oh, 110," was the answer; " the mortgage on it is so heavy us to make that iui possible." A well-known Bostonlan says the sugar sold by the Standard Sugar Itefln ery is intoxicating, lie mixed up a little in a glass of whisky and it made him "so drunk as he never vas." F" I think I have lost at least half a dozen husbands," said a coquette at Long Ilranch, " by putting on a bathing dress ; and I will never do it again till my married future is secure." 65" The following verdict was recently handed in by the foreman of a coroner's jury: "WeearofA Pinion that the deseest cum to her death from Violent intimation in tho Arinproduest from Unoan Caws." 0"Mother-in-Iaw,holding the scream ing baby. "Dear little darliu'l How it looks like its papa now I" l'apiv won ders why it Is that his wife's mother always compares it to him when it is crying and not at other times." Haf" How long are you going to stay here!1" said little Mamie to a lady vis itor. "Why, my little dear?" "Cause I'm hungry, and mamma says we shall have dinner as soon as that dreadful nuisance goes away." 3 A bevy of children were telling what they got at school. The eldest got reading, spelling, and arithmetic. "And, now what did you got, little one V" asked the father,of a rosy.cheeked little fellow, who at the time was slyly driving a ten penny nail into the door panel. " Me ? I gets spellin,' read in,' and spaukin'." (" I don't see how there ever came to be so many words in the world! ex claimed a girl who was studying her spelling lesson. "Why, sis," cried her brother, "they came through folks quar reling. Then, you know, one word always brings on another." fislFOne of those Sunday school teach ers who are always desirous of drawing out the ideas of children, asked her class what they supposed Daniel said when he was put in the lion's den. One of her scholars, who has a practical turn of mind, answered, "Oood-byl I'm a goner." UyAii Irish gentleman declares that he has never found a Frenchmun who could pronounce . this: " Thimblerig Thlstlehwaite thievishly thought to thrive through thick and thin by throw ing his thimbles about; but be was thwarted and thwacked and thumped and thrashed with thirty-three thou sand thistles and thorns for thievishly thinking to thrive through thick and thin by throwing the thimbles about." HSf " Will you dine with me to mor row?" said a Hibernian to his friend. " Faith and I will with all my heart." " Remember 'tisonly a family dinnerl'm asking ye to." " And what for not Y A family dinner is a mighty pleasant thing What have you got ?" " Och ! nothing by common ;jist and illigant piece of corned beef and potatoes." "By the powers I that bates the world ! Jist my own dinner to a hair barring the beef." 63TA facetiou brakeman on the Cen tral Pacific railroad cried out as the train was about entering a tunnel : " This tunnel is one mile long, and the train will.be four minutes passing through it." The train dashed into daylight again in four seconds, and the scene in the car was one for a painter. Seven young ladies were closely pressed by fourteen pair of masculine arms, fourteen pair of lips were glued together, and two dozen inverted whisky flask In the air. Cy The dinuer horn i the oldst and most sakred born there iz. It is set to musik and playes "Home Sweet Home" about noon. It has bin listened tew with more rapturous delite than ever any band has. Yukaubearlt further than yu kan one of Itodtuau's guns, . It wlllarreuba man and bring him in quicker than a sheriff's warrant. It kan , , out-foot enny: other nolBe. It kauzes the deaf tew bear and the dum tew shout for joy. Glorious old Instru ment ! long may yure lungs last. .
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