THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., AUGUST 27, 1878. Professional Cnrds. JE. JUNKIN, Attorney-att.aw, Now HUmmlleld, Perry CO., F. aronioe Next door to the residence ot J urine Juukln. 5tf AM. MAKKKI, Attorney-at-Law, New lMooiiilleia, Perry oounty, Pa. fcsf" Oftlce directly opposite the Poet-Offlce, and adjoining the Mansion House. TltWlS POTT Kit ATTORNEY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PEKKYCO..PA. lClnlms ' promptly secured ' collected Writ ings and all Mai business oarefully at tend ed to. ayi CIIAKLKS H. RMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Uloomllnld, Perry Co. Pa. sVOmoewlth 0. A. Barnett, Esq., on IllKn Btreet. north side, nearly opposite the Presbyte. tlaa Onuroh. August 8U.1H78. TITM. A. 8PONSI.EK, Attorney-at-Law, W Ofllce adjoining hie residence, on East Main street, New llloonilleld, Perry oo., Pa. 88 ly JOHN O. BHATTO, Rurneon Dentist, New llloomlleld, Perryoo., Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and Horglcal Dentistry done In the best manner, and at reasonable prices. . . sVOHlce at his residence one door East of the Robinson House, and opposite Win. A. Hpousler's Law olUee. "IITM. N. HKIBEKT, Attorney-at-Law, V y New llloomlleld. Perry oo., Fa. Bloomlleld, 3 331V. WM. M. HUTCH, ATTOKN EY-AT-LAW, New Ulooinlleld, Perry co.. Pa. WOmce Two doors West of F. Mortimer, Btoie 3 7 ly LEWIS POTT E It, KOTARY PUBLIC, New Bloom held, Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mei tmitses and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty paper drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be reLd In any oourt In the United States. . . 7 10 ly CUA8. J. T.MeiNTIIlE, Attorney-at-Law, New llloomlleld. Perry co., Pa. -All professional business promptly audi ullb fully attended to. 3 2 ly. TITAr. A. MOIllMSON, W JUSTrCli OK Til E PEACE and OENERAL COLLECTOR, NewGehmantown, Perryco., Pa. -Hemlttancoswillbe made promptly tor all Collections made. 744 OHAS. A. BA11NETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomlleld.I'eriyco.,Pa -Office on high street. North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LT.UOKTT. Attohnht-at-Law, Newport, l'erry County. Pa. Having permmentlv located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busi ness matters committed to his care. :. Olllee, No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April 2? 1878. jmCHARD L. MAGEE, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, l-Olllee at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN BH1P, Perry County, Peuu'a., oue mile South of New Bloomlleld. 10 3 0 P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers Ms Profes sional services to alt who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. sVOMce In Dr. Sliatto's building, 4th Btreet. March 4, 1878. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIN, I'ELIHY COUNTY, PA. Rpeclal attention given to the collection of claims, Biid any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877, -TTATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C.HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, No. 30, Carlisle St., New Bloomneld Pa. Repairing of all kinds well and promptly done. JEATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW PRICES, Good Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F, Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOdMEll & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured inali countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re bearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent office, Extensions before Con gress. Infringement Suits In different States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore SCO., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. ;B. General Land OBice and Department of the interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases .attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any liio acre pieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can be located In the name of the nurnhasnr unnn unv Government laud subject to private entry, at :l.zo per aero. 11 is ui equal value Wltn MOUUly Land Warrants. Send Bump to Ullmore & Co., tor pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OF PAY AND SOHNTV. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. or their heirs, are In manv eases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re ply, aner examination, win oe givenyuu tree. P N 8 1 1) S S. All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, runtured. or In In red In the late war. however slight, can obtain a peuson by addressing :ii.M(iKK & CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court -of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We .desire to win success by deserving It. Address: GILMORE &CO., 6149 F. Street, Washington, D. C. Newport Advertisements. It. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other donlersln this county. We will also take good Timber on the st ii nip or delivered at our Mill in exchange for Milliner, ko, we use Ulearueiu l ine anu Hem lock only. , W. R. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, I'errj Co., Pa. October 10, 1878. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones It Son.) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the natronnse of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HIGHEST PRICES the market wlllalford, win tie paiu lor an kiiuis ot GRAIN, FLOUlt, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &0.,I0. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. J Orders promptly Ailed, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. navinff on hand a complete aannrtment of thefol- lowiiiff articles, the subscriber auks a share of your patronage. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS, Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, rerfumerji HAIIl OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PUYS1CIANS ORDERS Caref&Uy and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, Wright's Uiifldlng, NEWPORT, 1A. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos, Also, A Large Stock of STA- TIONERY always on hand at LOW TRICES. 49 Country Merchants supplied with Goods hi i iuiuueipiiia prices. - Your orders are solicited. 9 41 CALL AXD SEE ME. The Subscriber has opened a Btore opposite the itaiiroaa uepet, at rmwrimi, wnere neis pie pared to supply OYSTERS, GROCERIES, Cc., At the lowest market price. A full stock on hand. Tlie patronage ol the public is solicited. 43!I. : WM.ICKES, Newport, Pa, Grain Wanted at the Newport Mills. i rpHE undersigned will pay a premium on good, 1 ary, Clean grain or an anins. MILTON B. ESHELMAN, 46 ly. Newport, Perry county, Fa. IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of tbe firm of Rhoades ft Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of blain mA i I . i , .l,u. t. a k... nimi.j a W 1 1 'llM MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than m oiu nrm. WGIve me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed, JACOB SMITH. Blain, August 8, 1867. rCCl week In vour own town. M Outfit free puu No risk. Reader. If you want a business at which persons of either sex can make great fiay all the time they work, write for full partlcu ars to H. HALLETT & CO., Portland, Mo..U ly THE WEED PRICES SEDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPKOVED Llht-Runnlng, Noiseless, No Oofirs,No Cniiis,No Springs. New nnd Elcgnnt Styles of "Wood- Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties,wc arc enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. jU Send for Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. 3300TS Do you waut BOOTS of any kind t If so, call and see the LARGE STOCK MOW OITEnBD BY F . MOUT1MKII. Dr. A. COUNTS 1Y..U Ila.nl Ul, I Ml Kul WMlilnr ton SI,. Chicago,, 11 IHtrtKMofft l'rlvtile nlura. rwolUrm frmn wlv ihn in,, mr id. cur. oi or Infection of rilhtr Si. fmlntftl M'eki'MipfwliiHti(r FmlMlon, Lom of IHcmorr, Impttlrt'4 flvht lions Mitnbood or Impotvnfjs Nervous Ifbllltj, pwintv iifntly cufedi dlevrtsof the llluddcr Kleiner Uvir, Iunjrn, A tli ti i n, CxUrrli, 11 Iw, nil Chronic DImhm, tfid KAhT:p4K FKMAI.KH, yield to hU trMtmtnl. Dr.UHn iim hi a Ufe-loiif tiwwltne, nd curat whtnolhan fkll, )U Ut(rrmluUof lb Haruriuad Brhnol.uHt oo itMTt urv, bm lb IwVMt pnwtlca in Ilia V. . I, A IU F.N nauiriii UMtnunt with prtrute lioiiMj and board, rill or writ. Evary connimnn for IwliunU. Svtiil 6fty etiiU for lampl of Rubber Hood aiul clr rnlv of ImporUnt Information by iprm. 1U. Funnle Ptlli, $b m Boi. Cniultslion int. MAKEIAGE GUIDE SSSBJWfi young and ml.lilU atrfd of both Kaxw, ou all dlMaia of a prlvato tiatur. Valiiabl allc to tha marrUid and that rofitmplatln tnaman. How to bm liaalthy and truly liatyy In the married rata Unn. (Everybody Uuwld pt titit book. I'tUm Ml etuU. to auy a4- A PHYSIOLOGICAL v lew of A Guide to Wedlobk and itMintifiitiai inatiM on th ilutk'i ol marriaite and tht (juiiorithat unfit for It; Ihf eo-t-rt-ti of Reproduction and i It Diseases of Women. 1 A book lor private, COtuid e ntorvadiug. WO pages, prisa octi. n.,,A HKIVA1E MEDICAL ADVISERI Ufl all dlinrdera nf a FT i vhTa Nalura ar,., j t.nt Pl Abuse, Exoesies, or Hocret Oiaeases, wilU Ui bval UK'iin of ciir lnrrrpnc. nrlip:U rt. A CLINICAL LEOTLTHBon the above dlaeaaes and fnnie of the Throat atnl Lungs, CaUaxrh.Kuptura. Ui Opium Habit.Jtc. price IU eta. Klthcr book nt poitpald on receipt of price i or all three, containing Jagt-, ln-atitlfully Uluatratcl. tor 76 cU. AddrWa DO. litfTl'S, e. UN. Ut tit. fit. Louia, 2rL EWARKING'8 (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) LAW The Latest and Best. A Great Improvement a want supplied. We furnish low and whatever you need. Law and Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. Send for samples and price lists of what you want. - CatalRiiM of Blanks furnished at THIS OFFICE, or direct from the publisher. K. WAKING, Tyrone, Pa. JADIES addicted to the habit of Intern j perance are Invited to seek information at a private home, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided, for information address Mns. W. H. NICHOLSON. Box 2,712. Phlladeluia. November, 13, 1877. I. u. Hfa " IfTAE .FAHUL.D ttl. It." U. n V.MILf rAVUHITI" u4 i fMU, rW u4 MM. MM, Md ltAl.L." llbalMM B1m& I'u. , U.K. .M Y I I. WM . Mfc fM.uk. R.x.M, M. trim k) U,, Kh,,, m! 7W.IU.II, wauS. H. M m W WlMlM ,1, ... ii u- - . rii. iwi ,it, ur ... uuo S3': BOID PUTKDWATCBKS. CbempMt in the known world. Xamplt Watch Fret to Agmu. itaitrw-. A. Cuultib Ctv, CUlcags. PARLOR PICTIIHK nrinted In Ten (Jolors. 29 Visiting Cards with your name finely printed. 10 Flirtation Cards. 12Sheetsof Writing Paper, 12 White Envelonet.l Rubber. 6 Pens. sent post-paid for 25 cents. fSend Post s or Cash.) KUJBTZ a BltO., HH Chest reet, Philadelphia, Pa. 12 ly New Mel Machine 01 Tlrfrft Bljint) nut St AUCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCH FORD, A VCTIONEEIt, Would respectfully Inform the puhllo that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will rewlve promnt allniitloii. l)ONNAl,LV8 MILLS, PEKltY CO., PA. TAMES CLEEL AND " U Auctioneer, Offers his services to thenlllrnnsof Perry and Cumberland counties. Post otllce address, Sherniansdale, Perry co., Pa. w. D.HENRY, A VCTIONEER, Blain, Perry comity Pa. rTerms Modnrate and every exertion made to render sittlsfuvtlon. Btf Anetlonoer. The undersigned glvei not Ice that he wlllcrysales at any point la Perry or Daupliln coiinlltis. Orders are solloltedand promptattentlon wlllbe Klven. E. U. WRI.I.H, New llulfalo Perry oo;, Pa, B. HARNISH, u a rv i ini : 1 1 , Dnlvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf D AVID M'COY, A. TJCTI O IV ISICl l , ICKESIJU1K1, PKIIRY COUNTV, PA. - Ch irges moderate, to ml calls. Prompt attention paid H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT ! I would respectively I ii form myfriendsthatllo tendoalliiig upon them with a supply oi good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Couslstlngof 0ASS1MEI18, OASSINET8, FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) OA1IPETB, c, to exchange for wool orsell for cash. J. M.BIXLER. CB-TntWOOI.EB Factoht. 6,17,4m - For Sale by F. Moutimeb, New Bloomlleld Perry county. Pa. S2500:: YEAR, j-ifrentswanted. Btiil- pw etr tlumto. Particulars free. Aadraii 3 TTOHTII CO., Bt Louia, Ma. ie Bloificld Times is published every Tuesday BY F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfield Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of SI 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTY. $1 SO PER YEAR, Outside the County, Postage Paid. "TI-IE TIMES" Is the best advertising medi um in this section of the State. Circulation Nearly 2,000 ! KNOW By reading nnd practicing; the inestimable truths con uln.rl in the b9t medical book ever tusuod, entitled THYSELF SELF-PBESEUVATION Price only 1. Sent by mail on receipt of price. It treats of Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, Nervous and Phytic! Debility, and tbo endless concomitant Ilia and untold miaeries that reault therefrom, and contains more than oo original pre scription, any one of which la worth the price of the book. This book was written by tbe moat ex tensive and probably the mott skilful practitioner In America, to whom was awarded a (fold and jew. riled medal by the National Medical Asaociation. A Pamphlet, Illustrated with tbe very finest Btcel Engravings a mar- 1 1 C all Tel of art and beauty 111 III. sent Fiuts to all. Send - for It at once. Address l'EABODY MEDlCALs 1 1 INSTITUTE, No. 4 BuUT 1 1 V K T I T fiucb St., Boston, Mat. III! NOW READY I The Grand Achievements of STANLEY j AND OTHER A F It I C A S -KXPLOUERS A full history of his explorations In Africa and marvellous Journey down the Congo. The publie are eagerly awaiting this book. It Is of match less luttirest, richly illustrated, low priced and will sell without a parallel. For full description and arms, aaaress huhuaui) Bitua., ruon.ineis, uMoausoin Btreet, runaueipnia. tan Agents Wanted. Ti HINTING of everr description neatly ex X ecuted at the Bloomfield Time Office at reasonable rates. Ointfffirril liv fi,rflrnpfl M0J.ifisiivsiiii l.in.iuii.tuf rn.Cit rnoxriMTF. l Uli:. rare tflrCiiinmp.fJ3rt (ra4l linn. fiU'Ju. Ilrnnrliilit It nil Srrnfulnnn L3) iHitMn. k yiirilri:ifitfiir(liiiuii'jrj Y?JK? 1 1 lie hns not r"t It. I will, on rwfipt nrj redl,WllM.COak)IJJ' m A Dutohman't Narrow Escape. Hermon Hehuster,of St. Louia, awoke the other morning to And himself dead. That Is to any, the newspapers said he was dead and that his body was at that moment at the morgue. Mr. Schuster went to the plane mentioned, and there, sure enough, found himself laid out on a slab, dead as anybody could wIbIi to be. The forehead of the corpse was ex actly like his own. The moustache likewise. The body wouldn't vary in weight five pounds from the weight of his own. The clothes of the inanimate person were as much his own as if he had worn them himself. 'Vot inn de golorofbls eyes V" asked Hermon of Dr. Alnbaugh. The doctor turucd up the corpse's eyelids and found that the eyes were blue, "Dot lsh petter," said Herman, with a long sigh of relief. ',Dotlhiiot mine pody. Dose eyes is plueand mine is pluck, Golt in Him. mel I what a narrow eshoape vot a glose gall dose vas I" It was the most remarkable case of mistaken identity that St. Louis has had in years. tJjT A practical Joker, a prudent man withal, had gone to a cafe and ordered a three masted schooner of beer, when a friend appears at the door and beckons to him to go out for a nil utile. The In tending drinker is afraid that in this ab sence some one may get away with the liquid, when a hnppy thought strikes him, and he raps around the handle of the mug a scrap of paper hiscribed : " I kuve spit in this !" With a light heart he hastens to the door, communicates with his friend, and returns to find written in another hand beneath his warnlhg: " So have I." "Och, Jamie, did ye niver hear uv my great spache aSure the Hibernian Society V" " No, Tat, how should I ? for sure I was not on the ground " " Well, Jamie, you, see I was called upon by the Hibernian Society for a spache ; and, be jabers, I rose with the inthusiastio sheers of thousands, with me heart overflowing with gratitude, and me eyes filled with tears, and divil a word did I spake!" fi.y " Injured Burglar" writes- as fol lows to a Saratoga newspaper. "Mr. Editor: In reading your account of the burglary at Knowe's boarding house,on Washington street, you said I over looked a lady's diamonds worth thou sands. The statement is Incorrect, I saw, examined and left them they were paste. Your account is no compliment to me." O At a popular store famous for the prompt and polite attention of the clerks a woman of perhaps thirty years was looking at goods, when a young man stepped toward ber and asked : " Is any one waiting upon you y" " Why, M'hat a question ! I've been married these ten years." C"A lady at sea, full of delicate appre hension in a gale of wind, cried out among other pretty exclamations : "We shall go to the bottom ; mercy on ns ; how my head swims I" "Madam, never fear," said one of the sailors ; "you can never go to the bottom while your head swims." l""Come, pa," said a youngster just home from school, "how many peas are there in a pint J?" wHow can anybody tell that, you foolish boy?" "I can, every time. If you don't believe it, try me." . "Well, how many are there, then ?" ''Just one p in every pint, pa." O" A French priest recently gave out an announcement as follows: "If it rains in the morning tbe procession will take place In the afternoon ; and if it rains in the afternoon the procession will take place in the morning." O An old lady going to a chandler's for a farthing candle, and, being told that it was raised to a half-penny on ac count of the Russian war, exclaimed : "Bad luck to them ! And do they fight by candle-light V" CiT Sam, you are not honest. Why do you put all the good peaches ou the top of the measure and the little ones below ?" "Same reason, sab, dat makes de front of your house all marble and de back gate chiefly elop-bar'l, sab." ' "What are you about?" angrily exclaimed a country editor the other day to his wife, who was touching up her complexion before the mirror. " On ly getting up my 'patent outside dear," was the reply.
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