THE TIMES, tftiW 1JL00MFIELD, PA.,7 AUGUST 20, 1878. Professional Card?. JR. JUNKIrl.Attorneyat-I.aw, . New Hloninlleld. Parry eo., Pa. - OMloe Neil door to the residence of Judge Juiiklo. AH. MARK KI., Attorney-at-Law, t New lilooiiitleld, 1'erry county, Pa. yg" OOlce directly opposite the Post-UUlce, nd adjoining the Mansion Home. -" KW1S l'OTTKH, ATTOUNKY AT UW, a KV BLOOMFIKLD, 1'EKKV CO., PA. WCIMms promptly secured " collected Writings aud all legal business oarofully attend dto. "vl CHAHLK3 II. RMILEY, Attorney at Law. New llloomlleld, Perry Co. Ha. . Office with 0. A. Barnett, Esq., pn High Utreet, north side, aearly opposite the frertyte. la Church. August 20, 1711. IITM. A. HPONSi.EK, Attorney-at-Law, W Olllco adjoining his resfdence, on East Main street, New Uloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. 3a ly JOHN O.SIIATTO, Burgeon Dentist, New Bloomlield.Perryoo., Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and Burglcal Dentistry .done In the best manner, and at reasonable prices. .Ofllee at his residence one door East of the Knbinsnn House, and opposite Win. A.Hponsler'i Lawotlice. "21y WM. N. BEIBKKT. Attorney-at-Law, New Uloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. Uloomlleld, 3 331V. WM. M. HUTCH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, New ltloomtleld, Perryco., Pa. -Omee Two doors West of F. Mortimer, Htore3 71y LKWI8 POTT E It, notary public, New Bloom held, Perry (Jo., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mertguges and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certllled, will also take depositions 10 oe rei.a in any court In the United States. 710 ly CHAB. J. T, McINTIRK, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perryco., Pa. -All professional husluesB promptly audlalth' fully attended to. 3 2 It. iirM, a. MoitniaoN, V JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COl.T.KCTOH, NewUbkmantown, Perryco., Pa. WKemlttanceswillbe made promptly for all Collections made. 744 OlIAS. A. BAltNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Uloomlleld. Perry co., Pa -Onice on high street, North side, nearly op poiite the Presbyterian Church. 3 2 ly ML. LIOUETT. Att.-hnby-at-I.aw, Wemport, 1'erry Cuuitfj. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful nttention to all busi ness matters committed to his oaie. H Olllee, No. m North Second Street. Newport, April 2." 1S7S. Richard l. magee, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Omceat his residence. In CENTRE TOWN SHIP, Perry County, Peun'a., one nillo South ol New Bloomlleld. 10 : 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D., having located In Newport, offers his Profes--eioual services to all who may need them. Chronic diseases of every description cured. M, Olllee In Dr. Shatto'a building, 4th Street' March 4, 1878. G E0RGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. HLA.IN, PKUItr COUNTV, PA. Special attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. : , "yATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C. HENRY, Watchmakerand Jeweller, No. 26, Carlisle St., New Bloomlleld Pa. Repairing of all kinds well and promptly done. EATHER &C. Tlf.fi subscriber hat now on hand at LOW ' l'HICES, Good Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. .American and Foreign! Patents. GILMORR & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMKR & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees or making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Com ml s--sloner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special at tention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent olllee, Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits In dllTerent States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. a General Land Ottlce and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims. Ml NINO and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any loo acre iiieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can lie located In the name of the purchaser upon any Uovernment land ubjet to private entry, at 1l.2fi per aore. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co., lor pamphlet nf Instruction. . . ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. or their heirs, are in many cases entitled to money from the (Government of which they 'have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Euclose scamp to GILMORE & CO.. and a lull re inly, after examination, will be given you free. 1 K N H I O N 8. All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and BAILORS, -wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the lute war, 4iowever slight, can obtain a penson by addressing HjlLMORE & CO. Cases prosecuted V GILMORE ft CO., before the Supreme Court of the Unlled States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted In a separate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, enibloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to. KilLMOHE & CO., ts thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving It. Address: OILMORE CO 629 V. Street, Washington, D. 0. Newport Advertisements. , w. It. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds ot LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONET than any other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &o, We use ClearUeld Pine and Hem lock only. , W. R. 8. COOK ft CO., , Sen port, Terry Co., Po. October 10, 1876. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Sou,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brlok Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public geuerally, as the HIGHEST PRICKS the market will allord, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand. FISH, ' SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &C.,ic. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. S. Orders promptly ailed, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf N EWPORT DRUG STORE. Havltiif on hand a complete assortment of the fol lowing articles, tbe subscriber asks a share of your pstroiuurti. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock ot Concentrated Homedics, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Ferfumery. HAIU OIL,, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Currfiilly ami Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, Wright's liiillriiiig, XKWPOItT, IA. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Also, A Large Stock of STA TIONERY always on hand at LOW PRICES. atPhUdni;rlil Mer1chauts BUPl'lleu' wltn Goods - Your orders are solicited. 9 44 CALL AXD SEE ME. The Subscriber has opened a Store opposite the Railroad Depot, at NEWPORT, where heis pie pared to supply O TSTERS, OHO CEItlES, Cc, At the lowest market price. A full stock on hand. The patronage of the public Is solicited. 4:ttf. WM. ICKES, Newport, Pa, Grain Wanted at the Newport Mills. THE undersigned will pay a premium on good, dry, cleau grain of all kinds. MILTON B. ESHELMAN, 46 ly. Newport, Perry county, Pa. IMPOUTANT NOTICK The subscriber late nf the firm ot Rhoades Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of MLA1N and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTV perceut. cheaper than the old II rm. WGlvemetealt. Satisfaction guaranteed. ... . ... JACOB SMITH. , Blaln, August 8, 1867. ffcfifi week In your own town. K Outfit free Z. C. No r'sk. Reader. If you want a business at which persons of either sex can make great Eay all the time they work, write for full parilcu irs to IL HALLE XI ft CO., Portland, Me, "11 ly rn TT T iir-nrr. PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Hew Model Machine. Light-Running, Noiseless, No Gcars,No Cnins,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties, we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. 52? Send for Circulars and Trice Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 ISt. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind t If so, call and see the LAltGE STOCK NOW OFFERED Bt V. M O It X I M JS R . Dr.A.G.OLIN'S Hn.pl Ul, kuin Si.. Chlruro,. all nWiM of Private D.ttir. mulling from urlv abiiRC jr InOllon of .litas,,. Hi.mlnal Wf.BlcnnPf.lu,li, jh.mlwluiii, Lm ofMcmurj. Inpslrrd Hl.bt, li.t (.UytureJi dU.uu.of Hi. lllitddi-r, lildni-ja, l.Ucr, KAM:S OK KKMAI.K.M. lo liU imtinTil. Dr. Olio hM hl llb-loDf .iiwrl.nrt, nntl cure, when uthm fall. Ha I a itmIii.u of th. luronuad Srhtl, uw do marrurf. ha. ihc lam.1 pracUca ID In. U.S. I.AIMKH laqulrtn, tMaimam wlla prlvuto honw and board, rail or wriu. fc,rv couv.nwnoa for wll.nu. Sand fifty wnU for umpl. of nubUar Oood. aitd clr culw of ImporUnl Information by .iprw. I)H OLLM'cl F.m.l. rill., S nw Bo. Con.iilutlon fna. MARRIAGE GUIDE i&W young uirl inMilU wl ot boih Swin, on all dlBM of prfvat ntttura. Valuftbl Wl. t to th invriad mud Hiom contampUtln rnwriw. flow to ba htjallhy rtiir) uuiy brtpy In ilie inturtod nl tlon. k.rarybodjr ibeuld gtt Uilt boolu ViU 10 cuU, lo ui mi- A PHYSIOLOGICAL View ofMarriago ! Sufi, 14 Guide to Wedlock and utiuui'iiuni jrraiia on th I lit i u- or tnarriase nJ the t:Bii-i'iiiflt unnifurft: ttiet VWtt ot RlTrnH lift Inn mnA I'he Discuses of Women. ! A nimk tor iKivntf. rtjnsitl- kC I'tcresdiug. a page, price 'cts. o.nft P'VAIE MEDICAL ADVISERI Oil all dliionlrr. oi aTrivle Nature ari.nis m.m Belf Abuae, xcenes, ordcret Claeaaea, will taa htt luran.or.urr. Kit lantrpairr.. prii-rMrt.. A CLINICAL LEOTDRH on thr oborr dltrim and lbo.0 ol Urn Tbroatand Luugt, CMtarrll.&UDtur. tiia Opium Habit..-., price llj ti. """"V": uia .lihrr botk ...nt pottpaid un receipt ot prlti or all three. cnntainliii(.Y)uu.jra. h.-autinjUy iUuMratcd, lor 75c-t.. Addroai &. &UTTS, Hit. a . tkli W. 81. JJouia. Mo. EWARHING'8 o (1876 Uuiform Copyrighted 1877) LAW BLANKS, The Latest and Bpt. A Great Improvement a want wupplieU. We XuruUh low and whatever you need. Law and Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. " Seud for samples aud price lists of what you want. Catalffues of Blanks furnished at THIS 011C, ordirectfrom the publisher. K. WAUINU, Tyrone, Pa. J A DIES addicted to the habit of Intern i perance are invited to tteek Information at a private home, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided. For information address Una. W.H. NICHOLSON, eBox 2,713. Phlladelpla. November, 13, ltf77. tT STTTX WATW Tk. OA. (. I, wl t STAai.PAHiLDUATt. kit." tk. n rmiLi rAVi.itiTM' . tW TUB H1LLIUM. lH.h. TWr, wk Lit M. HJ fnC' fc -a. 1 U wmwV A Lt7 Tt ! lf 4-i . JUM. FuivlM, Rmaiail Patkv ... M. 'frn.H "lOOUrS COBMia," m.wjt.m, rUiMk. Bmb, m rrd to IWUy, Vwii, ..1 IrolUktly mtm'- V. wiiUl4 w Ua'lIAmrKft-'V tniu i. TZlf UtoW.tia HMt. TIT IT OMrS 1 ejr'?v sib. iw r4iiV twtsuMd S3 OI.D PLATKDWtTCrl WM. ChMpeat .... ,u. auuwu wunu. aampM watcn f re to lAomti, Addrtm, A- Cuvltu V Co Cblcaoo. FARLOI1 PIC'TITHB printed In Ten Color. 25 VIsUIiik Cards with your name dnely printed. 10 Klirutlon Cards. 12 S.et-tn of Writing Paiwr, 12 mute r.uvBiopet, i Hiiuuer, o rens. The lot sent post-paid for 2fS cents. Send Post Slumps or Cnh.) KUKTZ & BKO., i3 Chest, nut blreet, FhlUdelphlu, l'. 12 ly Woe. ONE A UCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCHFORD, AUCTIONEER, Would respeotfiilly Inform the publle that he wilt cry sales at rwnsonahle prices. All orders win receive promm aiiniuion. dunn al,ly'm mills, fekiiy co.,pa. TAMES CLEELAND"" U Auctioneer, OlTcrshls services tothecltlrpnsof Perry and vuniuDiiaim vuunum. rust uiiii-t nnuress, Hherniansdnle, Perry oo., Pa. D.HENRY, AUCTIONEER, Blaln, Perry county Pa. rTernis Moderate and erery exertion made iu iviiuet sttiisiuuLiou. 0U Auctioneer. The HnderslRned gives nonce mat lie win cry sales at any point in Perry or Dauphin oountlfs. Or iters are solicited and prompiaueniion wuioe Riven. K.D.WELLS. New Buffalo Perry co.. Pa. Q B. HARN1SH, AUOTIONEElt, IVIvllle, Perry Co., Pn. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf D AVID M'COY, AUCTIONEEIl, ICKESBUKO, PEItltY COUNTY, PA. . , Ch trges moderate. Prompt attention raid to uil calls. H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform niyfrlendsthatlln tend calling upon them with a supply ol good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMERS, CAS3INETS, ! FLANNELS, (Pialnandbar'd) CAKl'ETS, &c, to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J.M. BIXLEK. CentiieWooi.er Pactohi. 6,17,4m fjin 1. fnrfll lir trcftrtttt.n 11 rl'MI,SI'llITIItlll.l,.lrT fPl!OSnilTEollJK.nfnrel.lrroniinip. a41 li in. C iiigli., I'.nin' liilii 4- all Srrolloiu ) t IV ilitif, lak tnurdruL-i'i.tfnrOsniaB's I lit s ii not rot it, I will, on mil "IJiiemldli'itllti.C.t.OiSH , 13. 7tliAf. Sj.l. w For Hale by F. Moktimek, New Bloomlleld Perry county, Pa. $2500 ATF.An. Agcntawsnted. BnsU new lplttnmte. Partloulars free. Addra.. J WOBTH CO , Bl Loul., Ma. B is published every Tuesday BY F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfield Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of SI 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTY. $1 m PER YEAR, Outside the County, Postage Paid. "THE TIMES" Is the best advertising medi um in this section of the State. Circulation Nearly 2,000 ! By reading and practicing the incstimuhlo truths con tained in the best oicdicnt book ever iasued, entitled xallllArl DstLl-l'Ktai.HV Aiiur TllYxpl tpriceonlyl. benebymait I II I Wialil on receipt of price. It treats of Exhaunted Vitality, I'rcnmluro Decline, Kcrvoui aud Ftiy.lcal DcblUty, aud the endlosi ronenmitaut Ills uuii untold miseries that result thori frora, and contains more than oOoriituial pro criutioiia, any one of which is worth the price of the boi.lt. 1 his book was written by the moit ex. tt nsivo and probably the moat skilful practitioner in America, to whom was awarded a gold and Jew elicit medal by the National Medical Association. A Pamphlet, llluiirated with the very finest btrel EDgravings a mar- II C A I -Tel of art and beauty HCllL s. nt riiia to all. Bend I a f ir it at once. Address I KAnODY MEDlCALagBf MP! i xstitute, ko. iui-THYSrLr Cuch St., Uoston, Mass. Wi-fcl E STATE NOTICK. Notice Is hereby BlV- li en that Letters of Administration on the etute of Ueorite D. Yost, late of Spring town ship. Perry county, Va.. deceased, have been granted to the undersigned residing In Dellvllle, All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to FRANK D. YOST, Administrator. V. H. RPON3I.KH, Attorney lor Adiu'r. April IS. 1878. PRINTING of every description neatly ex . acutedat the Bloomfield Times Office at reasonable rates. Times A Convincing Argument. lie was squirting tobacco Juice over the floor of the saloon, and telling how capital oppressed labor, when one of tbe dozen men in the place Inquired : " Air you one o' them Communlsts'i"' " I hold, sir, that we must have an even distribution of property yes, lr, or we'll fight, elrl" watt the pompous re ply. " Stranger, kin ye lend me a chew of tobacco ?" asked the Inquirer. A box full of fine-cut wag handed him. He put it in his pocket, and was walking away, when the Communist called out: " Beg pardon, but you are carrying off my tobacco 1" "S'all rlght-s'all right," replied the other. "I was out, and you have plenty. We've got to even this bulsuess up, you know, and you keep the box and I'll keep the to bacco." He was too big to lick, and the Communist put the empty box In his pocket, and refused to laugh with the crowd. Musio At Home. At an evening party a lady was called upon for a song, and began : "I'll strike again my tuneful lyre." Her husband was observed to dodge suddenly and start hurriedly from the room, remark ing : "Not If I know It, she wont. She beats blue blazes out of me at home, and I stand It like a man, but when she threatens to hit me in a strange house, and calls me a liar before a whole crowd, I'll run as long as I have a spark of manhood left." Etko(Ncv) Post. 6ir"It is a standing rule In my church," said one New York clergyman to another, "for the sexton to wake up any man that he sees asleep." "I think," replied the other, "that it would be better for the sexton, whenever a man goes to sleep under your preaching to wake you up I" young lady in Williamsburg has been sued for breach of promise. The discarded lover says he "noticed a cold ness In her In January." What else could he expect in January 'I If he had only waited till the recent heat wave got around, she might have thawed out considerable. s"The culprit was brought before the magistrate and asked his name. It was given os Kachenschlager. " Did you shoot the dog in self defence V" " No ; I shot him in the lek, und he yumped oferde fence." UyfMike was asked if he believed in second love. " Faith, an I do I" said he. " If you have a pound of sugar, isn't it s water1 And, when that is gone, don't you want another ; and Isn't that swate, too ?" 0"My dear," asked Mrs. Fhance, of her husband as he came home from church, "what was the sweetest thing you saw In bonnets V" "The ladies' faces," was the gallant reply. - 63" A Kentucky editor bought his Ink by the jug full, because he could get it cheaper, he said, but his wife went to fill the inkstand one morning, and found it was not ink by a jug full. CJ""That prisoner has a very smooth countenance," said the judge to the sheriff. " Yes," responded the sheriff, "he was ironed just before he was brought in." ej"A Michigan widow recently hid her cow away under the hay to save it from the tax collector. This may be called " a genuine case of cow-hiding by a female." O" A Mississippi Judge was just say ing that no one but a coward would car ry a pistol, when his own fell from his pocket, was discharged, and the bullet hit a lawyer in the leg. " We had a short-cake for tea," said a little fellow to a companion, to whom be was talking through the fence. " So had we," he answered, " very so short that it didn't go round." ffiTJobn writes to ask "if old Boreas ever had any wives V" Certainly, didn't you ever read about the "Merry Wives of Wind-sir V" KiT A French author says : " When I lost my wife, every family in the town offered me another ; but wheu I lost my horse no one offered to make him good." j3"The proprietor of a bone mill ad vertised that those sending their own bones to be ground will be attended to punctually. rST"We want all the truth," said the judge to an Irishman. "Indade, ye shall have it all, and more," was the reply. tJTWhat ties two persons but only touches one V A wedding ring.
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