LAFES] BY A WISE OWL We kick a lot about income taxes this time of year. — — — 1 figure it's a lot easier to pay my income tax Than To Learn To Speak Russian! Hubie Smith, a barber at Col- umbia, also operates Smith's Tavern on Mount Joy and Jacob Sts., here in town, wanted to help a customer who needed a shave very badly and while handing the razor to the cus- tomer he cut his finger that bled profusely. Do vou need a shave’ 299 Did you hear about the Main Street couple who went to a cocktail party last Wednesday night, and after several rounds of drinks, the spouse started to plead with her husband, not to drink any more, she told him his face ‘s getting blurred al- ready. Old bankers never die, either thev just lose interest. It had been estimated that the average income of juvenile de- liquents is around 1 a. m.. Here a poem a newly wed sent in: “Two can live as cheap as one.” This old say I doubt; But we are having a lot of fun Trying to find out. Published every Thursday at 11 THE BULLETIN Fast Main Street, Mount Joy. Lancaster County, Pa. Larmon D. Smith, Publisher John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 Subscription Rate $2.5 vear by Mail Advertising rates upon request. Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class mail under the Act of March 3, 1879. Member, Pennsylvania News- paper Publishers’ Association. 0 per lump was in his cheek. “Are you chewing gum again?” ‘No. teacher,” explained the lad. “I'm just soakin’ a prune to eat at recess.” Tom: “How has mother-in-law been with you?” Jerry: ‘She never was—she was against me from the start.” long your Frank and George stood laugh- ing on the street corner, when Willie came along and asked what was so funny “Well,” Frank said, I went into that bar and ordered a drink. When 1 finished and the bartender asked for my money, I told him I had already paid him, and the dope believed me.” “Yeah,” George said “Frank told me, and I went in and did the same thing.” Willie immediately walked in, sat down, and asked for a high- ball. When the bartender brought the order and said, “You know, in the last twenty minutes, two guys have come in here and—" “Cut the gab” Willie inter- rupted with, “and give me my change.” A West Main Street woman told her neighbor that about the only thing a girdle does is to keep an unfortunate situation from spreading. One of our neighbor girls had to quit her secretarial job. Her boss was so bow-legged she kept falling through his lap. | Donegal Band To forms it was decided at the reg- | Wear White Shoes With New. Uniforms Donegal High School band will wear all white Members of the oxfords with their new uni- ular meeting of the Donegal High School band club Monday asked to shoes to be Parents the The band will march evening. are provide white worn, in uniforms for the first in Lancaster at the Saturday, their new school April time safety parade 23, The band and vocal groups of the school will present a spring concert in the school Thursday evening, April 28 at which time they will also wear their uniforms. Thursday, April 21st, the band will parade and can- vass in Marietta since this town was not covered last fall during the other drive D. K. Ernst, hyptmotist, will appear at the school Saturday evening, April 23. Proceeds from the evening's program will go toward the uniform fund. An- other money-raising project will be the conducting of a food stand at the firemen's conven- tion in Marietta in June. Volun- teers are needed as workers for the day. Persons who wish to help are asked to contact Mrs. Jay Barnhart or Arthur Zook. The next meeting will be held Monday evening, May 2. ——— e - - — In wrestling, a dog-fall occurs when both combatants touch the ground together President Woodrow Wilson was football coach at Princeton in 1890. Teplie d ‘Here's a weeks pay, you loafer—you're fired.’ When he next saw the fore- man, he asked, “When did we hire that boy?” “We never hired him,” an-} THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pu. Thursday. April 7 2 Jaycees Make Plans For Teen | Age Road-e-o Plans to conduct a second an- | nual Teen-Age Driving Road-e-o | were made by the Mount Joy | Junior Chamber of Commerce. | The Road-e-o will consist of a | written examination and a skill | for frre ie Horie test involving driving through | Divided Saw Horses prescribed exercises such as] parking, smooth stopping, drive PAIR of saw horses like the ones ing between large drums and | . asta i ilu To In ne OrKshop. esignead | 9 - 3 | > o small rubber balls. { a man from South Dakota and de The local winner in this na- | scribed in Family th tional Jaycee contest will be eli- | horses lend ample support even to gible to compete in the state ig : Lach us an open center, through Road-e-o Saturday, June 11, in| \ peal Saw mah the nd or power along . | which either a ha Johnstown. State winners than go. The stock is lid compete for $3,000 in scholar-! shipe in a national contest July | 25-29 in Washington, D. C. 0. K. Snyder, president of the | local JayCee group, announced that a committee has been or- ganized under the general chair- | manship of William Gassman | to carry out the various aspects of the program. The contest is open to all teen- top agers between the ages of 16 | and cuts arc made through at point and 20. A contestant must not | where the saw can fit into the slots. : DING he ope enter gives have reached his twentieth | For Tipping, the open Sot give : ampic, ul ength support or both birthday by the last day of the] halves of the mat dal national contest, July 29. The| yy), pancls are unsupported dur dinary will lea material's contest will be held on the park- | ing lot to the rear of the Done- | gal High School. Both Donegal | High School students and any | other teenager from the area | which js covered by the school | ing the cutung, as saw horses, oftenti y +d le - orl b | jagged ends caused Vv the breaking under its own weight. In using y they are eligible to compete. A licen- 0 L 0 oO K se or learners permit is requir- ed and the student must not SR AROUND have been involved in a “mov- | In the Ads ing” traffic violation within the On These last six months. Applications PAGES and may be secured by the Donegal High School, at the Bulletin of- | fice or the Marietta Times office. The local contest will be held | Saturday, April 23. Marshall | Gemberling, driver education | teacher at the school, has offer- | ed his cooperation on the pro- | ject. Last year was the first year | that the Mount Joy group offer- | | | | | | . ~ The head of one of our factor- | swered the foreman. “He just|ed the contest. John Heisey, The trouble with Russian rou-| jes was passing through the| brought in a package from a|now a senior at Donegal High, © wa lette, says Clyde Nissley, “is shipping department, and saw a| delivery truck.” won the local contest and placed | Patronize Bulletin Advertisers, that there aren't enough lounging against a box, — sixth in the state contest at | y sians playing it.” whistling cheerfully. “How You never can tell about wo-| Pittsburgh Buller S Beauty Salon : much do you get a week?” he| men, and if you can, you should- ® —— | Main Street Florin, Pa Arl Elementary teacher asked} asked the boy. nif... Only one person out of 100 in Cold Waves Machineless one of her pupils what that Twenty dollars sir,” the lad A WISE OWL’ Finland is illiterate Permanents $5.00 up —— Sd i —— i" Ss i —— I also give Toni's. - Call Mt, Joy 3-4339 _ Maude Buller, . Prop. We feature. . . 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WE CATER TO BANQUETS OUNTRY ITCHEN Mrs. Mary Wolgemuth E-town R.D. 1 Phone 7-9709 i MARRIAGE LICENSES In Caseof Fire Benjamin Frank Grofi, of Rheems, son of Mr. and Mrs. El- Spelling Bee Planned By Church Group mer Groff and Barbara Ann on An old fashioned spelling bee Balmer, 126 Wi a & In Mount Joy will be held in the Mount Joy Mo J J. Biv. \ and Vicinity Beary a were granted a marriage license, | 8 evening will feature 2 spelling William Lery Jankans 111, 541 A g ° | classe s and one information class Cover Bross Sopa, ry pH rtai William ¢ e Jan- Dial 3 -343 1 — oa So inept gy od Margaret Lorraine El- 4 ot Lancaster. lis, 532 Concord Street, Colum- —,—— hn IN. The affair is being sponsored bia, formerly o] Mount Joy, = by the Busy Workers” Sunday daughter of Joseph Ellis and 8 OA io | School Class of the Evangelical Pauline Soper. oe 8 5 vg 4 Congregation Church | . 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Bc Whole Sweet Pickles ""* Egg 29 Egg 95 Peaches Del Monte or Libby Bo 31° Sliced or Halves can Chocolate Cocoanut or Fruit & Nut N : 1-1b. utley Oleomargarine 10° Easter Eggs 3 25° y é Wigs. 3 Tomato Soup 55. 3 "2% 28° 3° Warwick Cocoanut Cream » A int a ges ‘wm; Salad Dressing ..;; i" 20° “49° Mel-0-Bit American, 8-0z, 25° Swiss or Pimento pkg. Cheese Slices Gelatin Desserts ‘ne 3 (7° Eight 0’ Clock Fe ik ) J ti 79° Gold Layer Cake ou Parker each 69° 19° Worthmore Small Chocolate Cocoanut Gream Eggs 29° pkg. Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Eggs 15-02, 45° box Assorted Candles 3" 25° Chocolate Covered Warwick colate or Cocoanut Easter Egg Cake large siza cake tn Mi 2 Hot Cross Buns ,,= = |" 26° 12-02. HEC Thin Minis hy 29 All Prices in This tier 2 rs or 10% 29 Saturday, April 9th. Your Mount Joy A&P Store (East Main St.) OPEN FRIDAY ™ @ ».n. +i
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