BY A WISE OWL | A lot of women don’t care who wears the pants in the fam- ily, just so there is money in the pockets Frank Shreve tells on himself: He a magazine article a moment and asked his wife. “Do know how really people there in the States?’ “No,” replied Emma, “but it’s one less than you think.” great | United many are Dud Hurley says it hard tell these days whether you're walking behind a man who needs a haircut or a woman who | just got one. Philosopher Enck is working on | a new invention — — — — alarm clock that does not ring, but just emits the tempting odor of frving bacon and hot coffee. A local bicycle salesman was expecting a happy event in his family, so before leaving he in- structed the nurse in charge to send a wire—*“Gent's model ar rived” if a boy came; and "La- dy’s model” if a girl. He got the wire: “Tanaem.” “A lot of taint yours Les Funk says: money is tainted — and taint mine.” “Women do two things with dirt—either they pass it over a bridge table sweep it a rug.” or wife my wife “As soon start to quarrel, as my be< comes historical,” observed a men to a fellow fireman. “You mean, hysterical?” ‘No, I mean historical: she always brings up the past.” Financial headaches are bad. | Severe pain extends as far down! more and more of the services duced the speaker of the as the pants’ pocket In pathize with you in trouble — and if you haven't any trouble they'll hunt some up for you. took his waich When the jew- back off, a dead An old Indian to be repaired. eler took the bug fell out The Indian. astonished, ex-| claimed, “Ugh! No wonder watch stopped engineer | dead!” If vou live within your in-| come you will never have wor- ries or much of anything else. A Marietta Street man was telling me about the time in the | hills of Virginia when, while on! a dirt highway was busily gaged with a spade in the mud beside his car when a stranger asked him: “Stuck in the ed. “Oh, the plained cheerfully, just died and I'm grave.” en- » mud?” he ask- no,” “My engine digging a It is wise to learn a trade, then you will always know what kind of work it is that you are out of A traveler rushed station window and “Give me a round-trip quick.” “Where to?” Dock. “Back here, up to the gasped, ticket, asked Sammy you dope.” If you think those old time Western gun fighters were quick on the draw, just open a joint savings account with your wife. Raver Miller got a good idea! He says a good way to gel even with your wife for using your razor blades to sharpen pencils, use her powder puff fo shine your shoes. Boy. has it been cold! ‘Last night 1 was awakened to find two feet of ice in my bed —. — Both of them belonged to my wife.” | paper | EDITORIAL: Had they this story | looked up from | you! to | wo} transition in so under | and I 1 | a small town people sym-| THE BULLETIN Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy. Lancaster County, Pa. Larmon D. Smith, Publisher 1879. Member, Publishers’ Pennsylvania News- Association. The great question which con- | fronted the American people when 1954 began had not been { answered when 1954 ended. been, it would have amounted to a miracle of un- | precedented proportions. For | they involve, in the internation- | al sphere, bitter and emotional- ly-charged conflicts which have i more than a generation. And | here at home, on the domestic | front, the American people cer- { tainly have not made clear their | answer to the greatest question | of all - - what kind of govern- | ment they want. There were achievements dur- ing the year—notable ‘achieve- ments. When the shooting war | ended in Korea, and it became | | | possible to sharply decrease war | | spending, there were those who | | feared that a depression or at Hienst a severe recession was in- | evitable. They believe that our economy was enextricably | tied to war that the transition to | ev nan uneasy peace would be | | long and painful. That was not | the case. It has been pointed out that never in history did a great i nation with such a orderly a fash- SO proceed | ion. Industry demonstrated | faith in this nation’s strength | { and potential by continuing and | ever increasing expansion pro- | grams of almost unbelievable scope and cost. The declining { purchasing power of the dollar was checked—the direct result | | of curbs on federal spending. As the vear ended, prouction | consumption were running { enormous levels, and ployment figures reflected fact. {© "What then — ! war—have we got yout? at that to worry a- The answer is simple. For some 20 years, millions of Am- { ericans became conditioned to having government provide must for that people provide themselves if a free system is to | be preserved. They became con- ditioned to the state. And, apparently, garded a “little i good thing they re- socialism” as a Ohio consequences of this | » found in our national debt a our tax structure—nothing | | is more expensive than socialism | and a welfare state. More sub- | | tle and more important conse- quences are found in a sapping of individual moral fiber, the undermining of old, ideals of human dignity | freedom and responsibility. and Americans hate | Yet Communism is nothing but fn and state capitalism "“do-everything” government carried to the inevitable end. One of the most distinguished men living decently | i t { | | | | | er said: “In the Iron Curtain | states it was the Socialist intel- which would undermine free en- terprise in one sphere or anoth- | er, and which would make the central government ever bigger, ever more powerful, expensive, ever more monopol- istic, ever more oppressive. A short time ago Dorothy Thompson wrote: “Private en- terprise, we note, is always cal- led an ‘interest’ while State cap- tilist ventures are presented as disinterested instruments of the ‘people.’ This is balderdash. Government grows on what it feeds on; every Government ag- ency and its functionaries are hungry for more appropriations and more power; they, too, are ‘interests.’ ”’ Moreover, the sins of private enterprise can be and are cor- | been growing and deepening for | its | and | the em- | barring another | idea of a welfare | and | tetrnal | Communism. | described | the process well. Herbert Hoov- | . | lectuals who weakened the free- | motorist €x- | { dom of men by destroying free | even more | Mortuary Record : | HOWARD R. GOODMAN John E. Schroll, Ww ; : | ord was received Wednes- | » 01- 2 | Eur and Publisher, 1901-1952 day of the death of Howard R.| | Subscriptign Rate $2.50 ‘per man, seventy-one, 39 Spruce St., i year by Mail Cranford, N. J. on Jan. 13 | Advertising rates upon request. Ae : | Entered at the postoffice at Goodman, a native of Salun- | Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | 8a, was stricken with a heart mail under the Act of March 3, attack and expired while on a | i train enroute to New York City. He was a son of Mrs. Eliza- | beth Goodman, Cleona, and the | | late John Goodman. In addition | Carlisle, Mr. and Mrs. Brad , to his wife, the former Anna Coker and children, Mr. and | Bvans. and a son Kenneth, at! Mrs. Richard Bringaman and } nome. | son, Mr. and Mrs. Willis Heisey | Also surviving are these bro- | and children of E-town, Mr. and | thers and sisters: Walter Good- | Mrs. Norman Mateer and son | man and Mrs. Esther Nies, both of Mount Joy, Mr. and Mrs. of Ephrata; Mrs. Earl Krall, of | Marlin Ney and children, Mr. } Cleona. and J. Mckinley Good- | and Mrs. James Mumper and | man. Rothsville. | children of Marietta, Mr, and | ~ Mrs. John Bender and children | JOHN H. ZERPHEY { of Lancaster, Mr. and Mrs. Ben- | as’ 3p { jamin Bender and children, of jo John HL. Zerphey, 83, former. / Milton Grove, Mrs. Martin Ney, | ly of Mount Joy, died Wednes- | day at 6:30 a. m. in the Oreville | Mennonite Home after 11l- ness of six months. He was the father of | L. Zerphey, former | deputy sheriff and now | master at Mount Joy. For many he operated a small grocery store across the | ran Elmer county post- years ter. Rev. William Wagner, May- | street fron the Mount Joy Fle- | town, Mr. Ralph Mumper and Sehool. daughter of Neffsville and Mr. Bio was the Son of the te | and Mrs. Charles Bitner, Milton | Henry and Susan Grove. | Zerphey. He was a member of | : Meo. Nelson and { the Mt. Joy Mennonite Church. Mr. and Mrs. Ne son. Sy anf | Surviving are a daughter, | MI" and Mrs. James E. Wagner, | Mrs. Mabel Young and a son, | were guests of Mr. and Mrs. B. | Elmer L., both of Mt. Joy; four | F. Kauffman over the weekend. | grandchildren and nine great- | Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Frye grandchildren. | of Bridgeport, Perry Co.,and Mr. and Mrs. John Bender Jr, are a brother, | | Samuel, Salunga; and a sister, | {| Fannie, wife of Clayton Heisey, | Mount Joy. Funeral Also surviving services will be held Saturday afternoon at the Nis- | | sley Funeral Home with inter-| | ment in the Henry Eberly cem- | Sion Friends may call at the funeral home Friday between 7 | and 9 p. m. | | ® James Heilig (Continued from Page 1) | the most active in the county.” Mr. Fish stated that one of | the purposes of Monday's meet- ing was the discussion of the { possibility of extending Cham- ber of Commerce activities to include all of Donegal valley, | serving the same area as is now | being served by the new joint | sehool. | Clarence C. Newcomer intro- even- { ing, Waiter P. Schenck of the Pennsylvania State Chamber of | Commerce. Said Mr. Schenck: | “As long as there is a differ- | | ence between what | ty is and what its leaders want | it to be there is a need for such an organiz: ition as Chamber | | of Commer He commended the local] | chamber for its youth activity | i and urged continu efforts. “It’s not the size of a commu- | | nity that makes it great.” de- clared Mr. Schenck, “it's the spirit of the people within it i { you can accomplish anything you { put your mind to, provided it is | for the good of the community and you work together.” a conununi- the Regarding the possibility of expanding the chamber, the | speaker sad that the plan could | be worked out provided the ar-| | eas want to become a part of | the chamber. He reminded his | i audience that as the chamber | | increases the territory served it | also undertakes a great respon- | | sibility | Mr. Newcomer served as mod- | it enterprise. Thus they furnished | : : the boarding ladders by which i erator for. the discussion follow- | the Communists captured the i mg Mr. Schenck’s talk. Ship of State.” The evening Ss program open- | . ed with the singing of the Na- Tony, as for years past, toe | tional Anthem, with John attempt to destroy enter- | Booth at the piano. The ev. | prise in the united States con- | | Ezra H. Ranck, president of the | j Hnues. Men th high, responsible Ministerial Association, + gave positions, Inching members of | invocation. Mr. Heilig introdue- | both the political parties, adyo- ed the guests. | cate policies and philosophies | pio er music’ was provided | by record selections through the | courtesy of John Way. Several | marimba selections were played | i by Audrey Appley of Donegal | | high school. The mezting closed | | with the singing of “America.” F rected by law. The sins of super- government, once a certain point is reached, are beyond any | law. The people, more and more, | take what is offered and do what | they are told. That is the way | free men becomes slaves. Mod- | ern history groans with examp- | les of it. | It was said long ago that any | people get the kind of govern- ment they deserve. They also get the amount of freedom they deserve. We Americans are not immune to these truths, | at Milton Grove | THursday Mrs. Kenneth Ginder and chil- | dren and children, E-town, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Mumper Sr., Mr. | LeRoy Bender, { and Mrs. George Mumper Sr. on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. William Beck { Mr | izabethtown | Insects-Rodents-Vermin THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy. Pa. Thursday. January 2 2 FLORIN Mr. and Mrs. "John Sender Sr Sr. entertained at a drop-in party at their home on evening in honor of Mrs. George Mumper who cele- brated her 80tn birthGay. The’ following were present, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kell and family of WANTED BY THE FBI Mr. and Mrs. George Mumper Jr., and daughter, Florin, Mr. and Mrs. David Mumper, Mrs. Lester Meyers of Mount Joy, Milton Grove, Miss Lois Gladfelter of Lancas- and children were guests of Mr. CLARENCE DYE with aliases Jockey Dye, "Jock" Unlawful flight to avoid prosecution— armed robbery DESCRIPTION: 1910, Pad, W. Va; Age 44, born July 5, | height, 5 fect inches; weight, 140 pounds; build, me- dium; hair, brown; eyes, blue; complex- | ion, fair; race, white; nationality, Ameri- can; occupations, waiter, cook, bartender, ship fitter, welde marks, several sms » scars over left eyebrow, right eyebrow, r, laborer; and | all pit scars over face, scars index finger, tattoo of initials “C.D.” on right forearm. A Federal Akron, Ohio, complaint on November 9, was filed 1951, charging Dye with unlawful flight from the State of Ohio to avoid prosecution for the crime of armed robbery. Dye is probably armed and should | be considered extremely dangerous. Any person having information which may aid in locating this fugitive is re quested to contact the nearest office of the FBI, the telephone number of which ap- pears on the first page of local te lephone directories. Ls o BIGGER Job Now! PLT TTT V0 i ef returned hame on Saturday af- ter spending some time at the West coast. Electric Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Fenster- and Gas { macher Jr. and children of Oc. ean City, N. J. spent several the former's parents, Clyde Fensvermac- days with and Mrs. her Sr. Prof. Elmer Hoover of the El- College will con- duct a Bible Institute the Florin Brethren Churcia Sunday Morning and Evening. y Vir. and Mrs. Paul Geyer md at MT. JOY, Welding Also Specialize On FARM MACHINE WELDING AND EQUIPMENT LAWN MOWER SHARPENING Cover's Welding Shop Delta and Marietta Streets PA. 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