BY A WISE OWL |
A lot of women don’t care
who wears the pants in the fam-
ily, just so there is money in the
pockets
Frank Shreve tells
on himself: He
a magazine article a moment
and asked his wife. “Do
know how really
people there in the
States?’
“No,” replied Emma, “but it’s
one less than you think.”
great |
United
many
are
Dud Hurley says it hard
tell these days whether you're
walking behind a man who
needs a haircut or a woman who |
just got one.
Philosopher Enck is working on |
a new invention — — — —
alarm clock that does not ring,
but just emits the tempting odor
of frving bacon and hot coffee.
A local bicycle salesman was
expecting a happy event in his
family, so before leaving he in-
structed the nurse in charge to
send a wire—*“Gent's model ar
rived” if a boy came; and "La-
dy’s model” if a girl.
He got the wire: “Tanaem.”
“A lot of
taint yours
Les Funk says:
money is tainted —
and taint mine.”
“Women do two things with
dirt—either they pass it over a
bridge table sweep it
a rug.”
or
wife
my wife
“As soon
start to quarrel,
as my
be<
comes historical,” observed a
men to a fellow fireman.
“You mean, hysterical?”
‘No, I mean historical: she
always brings up the past.”
Financial headaches are bad. |
Severe pain extends as far down! more and more of the services duced the speaker of the
as the pants’ pocket
In
pathize with you in trouble —
and if you haven't any trouble
they'll hunt some up for you.
took his waich
When the jew-
back off, a dead
An old Indian
to be repaired.
eler took the
bug fell out
The Indian. astonished, ex-|
claimed, “Ugh! No wonder
watch stopped engineer |
dead!”
If vou live within your in-|
come you will never have wor-
ries or much of anything else.
A Marietta Street man was
telling me about the time in the |
hills of Virginia when, while on!
a dirt highway was busily
gaged with a spade in the mud
beside his car when a stranger
asked him:
“Stuck in the
ed.
“Oh, the
plained cheerfully,
just died and I'm
grave.”
en-
» mud?” he ask-
no,”
“My engine
digging a
It is wise to learn a trade,
then you will always know what
kind of work it is that you are
out of
A traveler rushed
station window and
“Give me a round-trip
quick.”
“Where to?”
Dock.
“Back here,
up to the
gasped,
ticket,
asked Sammy
you dope.”
If you think those old time
Western gun fighters were quick
on the draw, just open a joint
savings account with your wife.
Raver Miller got a good idea!
He says a good way to gel even
with your wife for using your
razor blades to sharpen pencils,
use her powder puff fo shine
your shoes.
Boy. has it been cold! ‘Last
night 1 was awakened to find
two feet of ice in my bed —. —
Both of them belonged to my
wife.”
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THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
East Main Street, Mount Joy.
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher
1879.
Member,
Publishers’
Pennsylvania News-
Association.
The great question which con- |
fronted the American people
when 1954 began had not been
{ answered when 1954 ended.
been, it would have
amounted to a miracle of un-
| precedented proportions. For
| they involve, in the internation-
| al sphere, bitter and emotional-
ly-charged conflicts which have
i
more than a generation. And
| here at home, on the domestic
| front, the American people cer-
{ tainly have not made clear their
| answer to the greatest question
| of all - - what kind of govern-
| ment they want.
There were achievements dur-
ing the year—notable ‘achieve-
ments. When the shooting war
| ended in Korea, and it became
|
|
| possible to sharply decrease war |
| spending, there were those who |
| feared that a depression or at
Hienst a severe recession was in-
| evitable. They believe that our
economy was enextricably
| tied to war that the transition to
| ev nan uneasy peace would be |
| long and painful. That was not |
the case. It has been pointed out
that never in history did a great
i nation with such a
orderly a fash-
SO
proceed
| ion.
Industry demonstrated
| faith in this nation’s strength |
{ and potential by continuing and
| ever increasing expansion pro-
| grams of almost unbelievable
scope and cost. The declining
{ purchasing power of the dollar
was checked—the direct result |
| of curbs on federal spending. As
the vear ended, prouction
| consumption were running
{ enormous levels, and
ployment figures reflected
fact.
{© "What then —
! war—have we got
yout?
at
that
to worry a-
The answer is simple. For
some 20 years, millions of Am-
{ ericans became conditioned to
having government provide
must for
that people provide
themselves if a free system is to |
be preserved. They became con-
ditioned to the
state. And, apparently,
garded a “little
i good thing
they re-
socialism” as a
Ohio consequences of this |
» found in our national debt
a our tax structure—nothing |
| is more expensive than socialism |
and a welfare state. More sub- |
| tle and more important conse-
quences are found in a sapping
of individual moral fiber,
the undermining of old,
ideals of human dignity
| freedom and responsibility.
and
Americans hate
| Yet Communism is nothing but
fn and state capitalism
"“do-everything” government
carried to the inevitable end.
One of the most distinguished
men living decently
|
i
t
{
|
|
|
|
|
er said: “In the Iron Curtain
| states it was the Socialist intel-
which would undermine free en-
terprise in one sphere or anoth- |
er, and which would make the
central government ever bigger,
ever more powerful,
expensive, ever more monopol-
istic, ever more oppressive.
A short time ago Dorothy
Thompson wrote: “Private en-
terprise, we note, is always cal-
led an ‘interest’ while State cap-
tilist ventures are presented as
disinterested instruments of the
‘people.’ This is balderdash.
Government grows on what it
feeds on; every Government ag-
ency and its functionaries are
hungry for more appropriations
and more power; they, too, are
‘interests.’ ”’
Moreover, the sins of private
enterprise can be and are cor-
| been growing and deepening for |
its |
and |
the em- |
barring another |
idea of a welfare |
and |
tetrnal |
Communism. |
described |
the process well. Herbert Hoov- |
. | lectuals who weakened the free- |
motorist €x- |
{ dom of men by destroying free |
even more |
Mortuary Record :
|
HOWARD R. GOODMAN
John E. Schroll, Ww ; :
| ord was received Wednes- |
» 01- 2 |
Eur and Publisher, 1901-1952 day of the death of Howard R.|
| Subscriptign Rate $2.50 ‘per man, seventy-one, 39 Spruce St.,
i year by Mail Cranford, N. J. on Jan. 13
| Advertising rates upon request. Ae : |
Entered at the postoffice at Goodman, a native of Salun-
| Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | 8a, was stricken with a heart
mail under the Act of March 3, attack and expired while on a |
i train enroute to New York City.
He was a son of Mrs. Eliza- |
beth Goodman, Cleona, and the |
| late John Goodman. In addition | Carlisle, Mr. and Mrs. Brad
, to his wife, the former Anna Coker and children, Mr. and
| Bvans. and a son Kenneth, at! Mrs. Richard Bringaman and
} nome. | son, Mr. and Mrs. Willis Heisey
| Also surviving are these bro- | and children of E-town, Mr. and
| thers and sisters: Walter Good- | Mrs. Norman Mateer and son
| man and Mrs. Esther Nies, both of Mount Joy, Mr. and Mrs.
of Ephrata; Mrs. Earl Krall, of | Marlin Ney and children, Mr.
} Cleona. and J. Mckinley Good- | and Mrs. James Mumper and
| man. Rothsville. | children of Marietta, Mr, and
| ~ Mrs. John Bender and children
| JOHN H. ZERPHEY { of Lancaster, Mr. and Mrs. Ben-
| as’ 3p { jamin Bender and children, of
jo John HL. Zerphey, 83, former. / Milton Grove, Mrs. Martin Ney,
| ly of Mount Joy, died Wednes-
| day at 6:30 a. m. in the Oreville |
Mennonite Home after 11l-
ness of six months.
He was the father of
| L. Zerphey, former
| deputy sheriff and now
| master at Mount Joy.
For many he operated
a small grocery store across the |
ran
Elmer
county
post-
years
ter. Rev. William Wagner, May-
| street fron the Mount Joy Fle- | town, Mr. Ralph Mumper and
Sehool. daughter of Neffsville and Mr.
Bio was the Son of the te | and Mrs. Charles Bitner, Milton
| Henry and Susan Grove.
| Zerphey. He was a member of | : Meo. Nelson and
{ the Mt. Joy Mennonite Church. Mr. and Mrs. Ne son. Sy anf
| Surviving are a daughter, | MI" and Mrs. James E. Wagner,
| Mrs. Mabel Young and a son, | were guests of Mr. and Mrs. B.
| Elmer L., both of Mt. Joy; four | F. Kauffman over the weekend.
| grandchildren and nine great- | Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Frye
grandchildren. | of Bridgeport, Perry Co.,and
Mr. and Mrs. John Bender Jr,
are a brother, |
| Samuel, Salunga; and a sister, |
{| Fannie, wife of Clayton Heisey,
| Mount Joy.
Funeral
Also surviving
services will be held
Saturday afternoon at the Nis- |
| sley Funeral Home with inter-|
| ment in the Henry Eberly cem- |
Sion Friends may call at the
funeral home Friday between 7
| and 9 p. m. |
| ®
James Heilig
(Continued from Page 1)
| the most active in the county.”
Mr. Fish stated that one of
| the purposes of Monday's meet-
ing was the discussion of the
{ possibility of extending Cham-
ber of Commerce activities to
include all of Donegal valley,
| serving the same area as is now
| being served by the new joint
| sehool. |
Clarence C. Newcomer intro-
even-
{ ing, Waiter P. Schenck of the
Pennsylvania State Chamber of
| Commerce. Said Mr. Schenck: |
“As long as there is a differ- |
| ence between what
| ty is and what its leaders want |
it to be there is a need for such
an organiz: ition as Chamber |
| of Commer
He commended the local]
| chamber for its youth activity |
i and urged continu efforts.
“It’s not the size of a commu- |
| nity that makes it great.” de-
clared Mr. Schenck, “it's the
spirit of the people within it i
{ you can accomplish anything you
{ put your mind to, provided it is
| for the good of the community
and you work together.”
a conununi-
the
Regarding the possibility of
expanding the chamber, the
| speaker sad that the plan could |
be worked out provided the ar-|
| eas want to become a part of |
the chamber. He reminded his |
i audience that as the chamber |
| increases the territory served it |
also undertakes a great respon- |
| sibility |
Mr. Newcomer served as mod- |
it enterprise. Thus they furnished | : :
the boarding ladders by which i erator for. the discussion follow- |
the Communists captured the i mg Mr. Schenck’s talk.
Ship of State.” The evening Ss program open- |
. ed with the singing of the Na-
Tony, as for years past, toe | tional Anthem, with John
attempt to destroy enter- | Booth at the piano. The ev. |
prise in the united States con- | | Ezra H. Ranck, president of the |
j Hnues. Men th high, responsible Ministerial Association, + gave
positions, Inching members of | invocation. Mr. Heilig introdue- |
both the political parties, adyo- ed the guests. |
cate policies and philosophies | pio er music’ was provided |
by record selections through the |
courtesy of John Way. Several |
marimba selections were played |
i by Audrey Appley of Donegal |
| high school. The mezting closed |
| with the singing of “America.” F
rected by law. The sins of super-
government, once a certain
point is reached, are beyond any |
law. The people, more and more, |
take what is offered and do what |
they are told. That is the way |
free men becomes slaves. Mod- |
ern history groans with examp- |
les of it. |
It was said long ago that any |
people get the kind of govern-
ment they deserve. They also
get the amount of freedom they
deserve. We Americans are not
immune to these truths,
| at Milton Grove
| THursday
Mrs. Kenneth Ginder and chil-
| dren and children, E-town, Mr.
and Mrs. Geo. Mumper Sr., Mr.
| LeRoy Bender,
{ and Mrs. George Mumper Sr. on
Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. William Beck
{ Mr
| izabethtown
| Insects-Rodents-Vermin
THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy. Pa.
Thursday. January 2 2
FLORIN
Mr. and Mrs. "John Sender Sr Sr.
entertained at
a drop-in party at their home on
evening in honor of
Mrs. George Mumper who cele-
brated her 80tn birthGay. The’
following were present, Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Kell and family of
WANTED BY THE FBI
Mr. and Mrs. George Mumper
Jr., and daughter, Florin, Mr.
and Mrs. David Mumper, Mrs.
Lester Meyers of Mount Joy,
Milton Grove,
Miss Lois Gladfelter of Lancas-
and children were guests of Mr.
CLARENCE DYE
with aliases Jockey Dye, "Jock"
Unlawful flight to avoid prosecution—
armed robbery
DESCRIPTION:
1910,
Pad, W. Va;
Age 44, born July 5, |
height, 5 fect
inches; weight, 140 pounds; build, me-
dium; hair, brown; eyes, blue; complex- |
ion, fair; race, white; nationality, Ameri-
can; occupations, waiter, cook, bartender,
ship fitter, welde
marks, several sms
» scars over left eyebrow,
right eyebrow,
r, laborer; and |
all pit scars over face,
scars
index finger, tattoo of initials “C.D.” on
right forearm.
A Federal
Akron, Ohio,
complaint
on November 9,
was filed
1951,
charging Dye with unlawful flight from
the State of Ohio to avoid prosecution
for the crime of armed robbery.
Dye is probably armed and should |
be considered extremely dangerous.
Any person having information which
may aid in locating this fugitive is re
quested to contact
the nearest office of the
FBI, the telephone number of which ap-
pears on the first page of local te lephone
directories.
Ls o BIGGER Job Now!
PLT TTT
V0 i ef
returned hame on Saturday af-
ter spending some time at the
West coast. Electric
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Fenster- and Gas
{ macher Jr. and children of Oc.
ean City, N. J. spent several
the former's parents,
Clyde Fensvermac-
days with
and Mrs.
her Sr.
Prof. Elmer Hoover of the El-
College will con-
duct a Bible Institute the
Florin Brethren Churcia Sunday
Morning and Evening. y
Vir. and Mrs. Paul Geyer md
at
MT. JOY,
Welding
Also Specialize On
FARM MACHINE WELDING
AND EQUIPMENT
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
Cover's Welding Shop
Delta and Marietta Streets
PA.
Phone 3-5931
fiutomobile and Truck Welding
Mrs. Garfield Shearer, E-town,
called at the Hamizion-HHome on
Sunday evening ‘
- i uid
Thoughtful Atlention
To Every Delail
JAMES B. HEILIG
Funeral Director
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