THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa. Thursday, September 9 2 OWL LAFEFES mE BR Are ee, Ji ie ——_ | pe ———— et EE a | = | | | | | | | | | @ | BY A WISE OWL Last week I made a plea for| some material to fill up this | column, before I lose my job. - - - - Well, I got some, and how! If I used that stuff, I wouldn't only lose my job, I probably be | column or in| told | me one on our Chief of Police - but I wrong side of those guys either! in the mortuary jail. Junior Kipple, even - = ain't getting on the Surely somebody is doing something dumb, come on you guys, let me in on it, but make it legit this time. Great people, us Americans. Between the money we up, put us to spend on coffee to wake us and on sleepin’ pills to sleep, we do all right. - - - But it sure would be cheaper to just let nature take its course. The poor wives are accused of many things by the dopes they marrv—to hide their own shortcomings. Last Sunday, a E. Main Street husband was speak- ing to another. “You know,” he said, “for six months I've been wondering where my wife spends lier evenings. Last night I went home and there she was.” I heard two old-timers talk- ing over at the fire house last night. One said to the other, “You know, the wasp-like waist is coming back. You rem- ember them?” Remember the wasp-like waist? said the other. “I hope to tell you. That's when I got stung.” Ladies, don't question your husband’s judgment. After all, how can you find fault with your husband’s judgment when he was smart enough to mar- ry you While passing a cemetery on Sunday, I noticed a fellow lean- ing over a grave and crying as if his heart would break. ‘Oh, why did you die, or, why did you die?” Over and over for a- bout ten minutes, he cried, “Oh why did you die?” Finally, I walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, ‘Look, your grief is very profound and I hate to interrupt you, but I'm very curious. Would you mind telling me, who’s buried here?” “My wife’s first husband! Oh, why did you die?” Civilization: a scheme of things cooked up by women-to make men work for ‘em. A Mount Joy Street guy had keen out pouring himself a ter- rible load Friday night and fin- ally staggered home. When he got there, he took out his key and tried to get it in the lock. He {ried and tried and he fum- bled and fumbled, but he just couldn't seem to find the key- hole. Finally he woke up his wife, who stuck her head out the window and said, “Is that you - - - = = He said, “Yes, it's me.” “What's all the racket for?’ she asked. “I can’t open the door.” “Well, do you want me to throw you down a key?” “No, but you can throw me down a keyhole!” A WISE OWL ———————— ® QUANDARY SOLVED In a quandary about salad, keep canned asparagus tips chilling in the refrigerator and then serve on lettuce cups, top- ped with French dressing to which blue cheese or hard-cook- ed eggs have been crumbled and added. | 1879. Social Security Payments Raised $61,000 In County S. Gleaton, of the Lancaster Social Security | THE BULLETIN Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy. Lancaster County, Pa. Larmon D. Smith, Publisher John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 Subscription Rate $2.50 per year by Mail Advertising rates upon request. Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class mail under the Act of March 3, re Munsey manager | District Office, announced today | the initial effects of the 1954) amendments to the Social Se- | curity Act in Lancaster County. | There are approximately 10,- | 850 people now receiving Social Security Old-Age benefits in| Lancaster County. The benefit payments for the month of Au-| gust, 1954, will total about Pro-| ¢498 500 and the monthly pay- Member, Pennsylvania News- paper Publishers’ Association. EDITORIAL: It was good to hear the gressive outlook registered the| ments pecause of the 1954] other night regarding Mount| amendments payable for the Joy's future. At the public} of September, 1954, will | meeting called for the purpose | total of discussing plans for a com- munity building friendly, cooperative evidence that can mean good things for Mount Joy. approximately $559,000, | an increase of almost $61,000 a | there was a| month spirit in| The average benefit payable | only | | right now is $46.00 monthly. | ine 5 Retired workers get slightly] The some 50 interested citiz-| more and dependents of retired ens who attended the meeting| workers and survivors of de-| rere 1 wo OO > | : | not in complete agreement | ceased workers get slightly less. | as to just what should be done. The average benefit because of | For that matter such agreement | the raise due to the amendments | would not have been possible as| wij] pe approximately $51.60. there was no concrete plan to be | This is an increase of $5.60 or | considered. However, there was| 12 percent. xhibited a healthy willingness | . { ! fo a th t ung tl Mr. Gleaton emphasized once | o work together to give 1e : ; it ia that ww i Post again that these raises will be community hat which is bes : my { ¢ hol made automatically; no one| + the community as a whole. is : or : Cg i need apply to the Social Securi- Appointed was an excellent | y Aqministration Office for this committee. That this committee | jh crease. In fact, Mr. Gleaton | will be ready to report shortly | people to refrain from | has been assured. That a con-| coming into the Social Security | crete, workable plan will be| fice to ask about their increase | presented foregone con-| since there is a chance that the | i he . " + ~ v . | clusion when you consider the| ork in the Social Security of- | membership of that committee: | fee would be disrupted if the | A. D. Seiler, chairman, Charles | become too numerous. | L. Fish, Robert K. Brown, Sam- uel N. Balsbaugh, Michael J. | The Social Security checks | for September, Pricio, Jacob R. Corll, Joseph : T. Breneman, Warren H. Foley. 1S a 1954; which | should arrive on or about Oct. 3 will include the The Boy Scout troop commit-| penefits amount. If that tee has decided to proceed with | goes not show the increase its campaign for $2,000 to reno- vate the Greider building. decision was based upon factors: 1. the need immediately | aries on the Social Security roll for quarters for the Boy Scouts; | should have their 2. the fact that the building] crease. would still be useful for Scout- | : ee ing purposes even after a com- munity building is erected. | THE BULLETIN urges support | for the Scout campaign which | will be continued on a house-to- | house basis Monday night, Sept. 13th. But at Mr. rleaton suggests that the per- The | sons wait until the end of Oc- complete in- Local Fugitive Back in Pen the same time, the community is urged to follow the thinking of an increasing number of citizens who are] looking to future Mount Joy. Al community building plerned| for today’s basic needs and at the same time constructed so that it can be expanded would fit many of the needs that will arise in future Mount Joy. [ The comment was made the| other night that “we can have| anything we want if we want it i enough.” It is time for all of us| i to start “wanting enough.”| § Whether it be a swimming pool, | or a library, or a hospital, or a| community building: Any or] all of these things are attain- | able if enough people want | them enough. | Mount Joy has one of the fin- | | | | | est playground programs to be found anywhere in the country. Few communities of this size can equal it. Now this didn't] Lost in a lonely world? Not in oul town. Safe in play pens and cribs just happen. Enough eople ay UE Mo P » | of homes and nurseries, helpless: 3 © ¥ | . nl py i a J JUS 1. Moun 4 Val children are tenderly cared for while: along with Marietta and East foster parents are found or their Donegal township, has a new | own parents rebuild their broken lives with the help of Red Feather! tiealth and family services. When : you give the “United Way" you! provide the services that handle high school that is unsurpassed | for the size of the community | This just didn’t hap-| it serves. two | tober. By that time all benefici- | Pies Peach ice eream enjoys greatest the luscious peach season gets unde by itself, this ice cream claims won mer fruits in dessert array. Melon and peaches are a natural harmony by serving a scoop of pe: Peach Ice Cream In Fruit Frame : AAS use during July and August when rway. Fresh of flavor and delicious derful congeniality with other sum- | in fruit cups; so trust their fruited ch ice cream in a melon half. The famous Peach Melba dessert links a raspberry sauce to peaches and ice cream peach ice cream sundae. I'resh pea positive of a peach ice cream servi Many easy and attractive dessert venient pre-packaged peach ice cre accompaniment when purchasing a Always economical, pre-packaged i when’ purchased in the half-gallc portions, Your Health Consider Musca domestica, the fertile house fly. Two flies meet in the spring raise a family. Within 3 5,371- and decide to And months they will ,842,003 descendants. All of these critters do not survive, but pesky numbers of them live to swarm about the what a family! have house, the stable, the garbage! dump, the kitchen, the dining dl table and baby’s crib. A fly be- increased | : nereased | comes an adult in check | ten days. | As soon as a female fly becomes jon adult she starts laying eggs. | The female fly lays innumer- For a delicious variation, use sweetened raspberries to top a ch slices themselves can accent the 12. f 1 combinations are possible with con- am. One can select a favorite fruit pint or half-gallon of the ice cream. ce cream is even more of a saving ym carton containing 16 delicious few hours. Flies are born in de- caying matter and most of their | entire life is spent in an envir- | onment of filth. They dote on| dirt, gloat on garbage. | After wading around in germ- laden dirt and getting abun-| dantly filthy, the fly makes a di- | rect line to the dinner table. | He wipes his feet on the piece of cake you are about to eat. He walks around the cream pitcher leaving germs willy-nilly. If he can get on baby’s fingers and] lips, he is happy. It is impossible to kill all the flies. | | We can minimize the number | of flies in the house by the use of sprays and screens and cov- | ered garbage cans. The fly car- ries disease germs. Don’t give | ante eggs which hatch out in al him a break. 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Possibly the base- | ment (or part of it, at least) | with its water and sewerage fa- | cilities can be saved. | Mount Joy will accomplish | much if it erects a basic build- | ing (expandable for future | needs) at the site of the old] grade school. Let us shoot for | the basic needs first, and set! our sights on other goals for ex- | pansion. And while we are plan- ning a basic building, let's be- gin dreaming a bit about the things we would like to see add- | ed: possibly, a library; possibly, | Kitchen facilities; possibly rec-| recreational facilities. ‘RALPH L. WALTERS | There's no end to the needs|¢: : z 3 as we vision future Mount Toy. | Sinclair Service Station Let's keep our minds working | for a continually better Mount | Joy. Next time you want your car serviced, just telephone us. We pick up your car, service it as you order and return it to you the same day. JUST CALL... 323 E. 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