THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa.
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BY A WISE OWL
Last week I made a plea for|
some material to fill up this |
column, before I lose my job. -
- - - Well, I got some, and how!
If I used that stuff, I wouldn't
only lose my job, I probably be |
column or in|
told |
me one on our Chief of Police -
but I
wrong side of those guys either!
in the mortuary
jail. Junior Kipple, even
- = ain't getting on the
Surely somebody is doing
something dumb, come on you
guys, let me in on it, but make
it legit this time.
Great people, us Americans.
Between the money we
up,
put us to
spend
on coffee to wake us and
on sleepin’ pills to
sleep, we do all right. - - - But
it sure would be cheaper to just
let nature take its course.
The poor wives are accused
of many things by the dopes
they marrv—to hide their own
shortcomings. Last Sunday, a E.
Main Street husband was speak-
ing to another. “You know,” he
said, “for six months I've been
wondering where my wife
spends lier evenings. Last night
I went home and there she
was.”
I heard two old-timers talk-
ing over at the fire house last
night. One said to the other,
“You know, the wasp-like
waist is coming back. You rem-
ember them?”
Remember the wasp-like
waist? said the other. “I hope to
tell you. That's when I got
stung.”
Ladies, don't question your
husband’s judgment. After all,
how can you find fault with
your husband’s judgment when
he was smart enough to mar-
ry you
While passing a cemetery on
Sunday, I noticed a fellow lean-
ing over a grave and crying as
if his heart would break. ‘Oh,
why did you die, or, why did
you die?” Over and over for a-
bout ten minutes, he cried, “Oh
why did you die?”
Finally, I walked over and
patted him on the shoulder and
said, ‘Look, your grief is very
profound and I hate to interrupt
you, but I'm very curious.
Would you mind telling me,
who’s buried here?”
“My wife’s first husband! Oh,
why did you die?”
Civilization: a scheme of
things cooked up by women-to
make men work for ‘em.
A Mount Joy Street guy had
keen out pouring himself a ter-
rible load Friday night and fin-
ally staggered home. When he
got there, he took out his key
and tried to get it in the lock.
He {ried and tried and he fum-
bled and fumbled, but he just
couldn't seem to find the key-
hole. Finally he woke up his
wife, who stuck her head out
the window and said, “Is that
you - - - = =
He said, “Yes, it's me.”
“What's all the racket for?’
she asked.
“I can’t open the door.”
“Well, do you want me to
throw you down a key?”
“No, but you can throw me
down a keyhole!”
A WISE OWL
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QUANDARY SOLVED
In a quandary about salad,
keep canned asparagus tips
chilling in the refrigerator and
then serve on lettuce cups, top-
ped with French dressing to
which blue cheese or hard-cook-
ed eggs have been crumbled
and added.
| 1879.
Social Security
Payments Raised
$61,000 In County
S. Gleaton,
of the Lancaster Social Security |
THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
East Main Street, Mount Joy.
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher
John E. Schroll,
Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952
Subscription Rate $2.50 per
year by Mail
Advertising rates upon request.
Entered at the postoffice at
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class
mail under the Act of March 3,
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Munsey manager |
District Office, announced today |
the initial effects of the 1954)
amendments to the Social Se- |
curity Act in Lancaster County. |
There are approximately 10,- |
850 people now receiving Social
Security Old-Age benefits in|
Lancaster County. The benefit
payments for the month of Au-|
gust, 1954, will total about
Pro-| ¢498 500 and the monthly pay-
Member, Pennsylvania News-
paper Publishers’ Association.
EDITORIAL:
It was good to hear the
gressive outlook registered the| ments pecause of the 1954]
other night regarding Mount| amendments payable for the
Joy's future. At the public} of September, 1954, will |
meeting called for the purpose | total
of discussing plans for a com-
munity building
friendly, cooperative
evidence that can mean
good things for Mount Joy.
approximately $559,000,
| an increase of almost $61,000 a |
there was a| month
spirit in|
The average benefit payable |
only |
| right now is $46.00 monthly. |
ine 5 Retired workers get slightly]
The some 50 interested citiz-| more and dependents of retired
ens who attended the meeting| workers and survivors of de-|
rere 1 wo OO > | : |
not in complete agreement | ceased workers get slightly less. |
as to just what should be done. The average benefit because of |
For that matter such agreement | the raise due to the amendments |
would not have been possible as| wij] pe approximately $51.60.
there was no concrete plan to be | This is an increase of $5.60 or |
considered. However, there was| 12 percent.
xhibited a healthy willingness | . {
! fo a th t ung tl Mr. Gleaton emphasized once |
o work together to give 1e : ;
it ia that ww i Post again that these raises will be
community hat which is bes :
my { ¢ hol made automatically; no one|
+ the community as a whole. is :
or : Cg i need apply to the Social Securi-
Appointed was an excellent | y Aqministration Office for this
committee. That this committee | jh crease. In fact, Mr. Gleaton |
will be ready to report shortly | people to refrain from |
has been assured. That a con-| coming into the Social Security |
crete, workable plan will be| fice to ask about their increase |
presented foregone con-| since there is a chance that the |
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clusion when you consider the| ork in the Social Security of- |
membership of that committee: | fee would be disrupted if the |
A. D. Seiler, chairman, Charles | become too numerous. |
L. Fish, Robert K. Brown, Sam-
uel N. Balsbaugh, Michael J.
|
The Social Security checks |
for September,
Pricio, Jacob R. Corll, Joseph :
T. Breneman, Warren H. Foley.
1S a
1954; which |
should arrive on or about Oct.
3 will include the
The Boy Scout troop commit-| penefits amount. If that
tee has decided to proceed with | goes not show the increase
its campaign for $2,000 to reno-
vate the Greider building.
decision was based upon
factors: 1. the need immediately | aries on the Social Security roll
for quarters for the Boy Scouts; | should have their
2. the fact that the building] crease.
would still be useful for Scout- | : ee
ing purposes even after a com-
munity building is erected. |
THE BULLETIN urges support |
for the Scout campaign which |
will be continued on a house-to- |
house basis Monday night, Sept.
13th.
But at
Mr.
rleaton suggests that the per-
The | sons wait until the end of Oc-
complete in-
Local Fugitive
Back in Pen
the same time, the
community is urged to follow
the thinking of an increasing
number of citizens who are]
looking to future Mount Joy. Al
community building plerned|
for today’s basic needs and at
the same time constructed so
that it can be expanded would
fit many of the needs that will
arise in future Mount Joy. [
The comment was made the|
other night that “we can have|
anything we want if we want it i
enough.” It is time for all of us| i
to start “wanting enough.”| §
Whether it be a swimming pool, |
or a library, or a hospital, or a|
community building: Any or]
all of these things are attain- |
able if enough people want |
them enough. |
Mount Joy has one of the fin- |
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est playground programs to be
found anywhere in the country.
Few communities of this size
can equal it. Now this didn't]
Lost in a lonely world? Not in oul
town. Safe in play pens and cribs
just happen. Enough eople
ay UE Mo P » | of homes and nurseries, helpless:
3 © ¥ | . nl py i
a J JUS 1. Moun 4 Val children are tenderly cared for while:
along with Marietta and East foster parents are found or their
Donegal township, has a new | own parents rebuild their broken
lives with the help of Red Feather!
tiealth and family services. When :
you give the “United Way" you!
provide the services that handle
high school that is unsurpassed |
for the size of the community |
This just didn’t hap-|
it serves.
two | tober. By that time all benefici- |
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Consider Musca domestica,
the fertile house fly.
Two flies meet in the spring
raise a family.
Within 3
5,371-
and decide to
And
months they will
,842,003 descendants.
All of these critters do not
survive, but pesky numbers of
them live to swarm about the
what a family!
have
house, the stable, the garbage!
dump, the kitchen, the dining
dl table and baby’s crib. A fly be-
increased | :
nereased | comes an adult in
check |
ten days.
| As soon as a female fly becomes
jon adult she starts laying eggs.
| The female fly lays innumer-
For a delicious variation, use sweetened raspberries to top a
ch slices themselves can accent the
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combinations are possible with con-
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pint or half-gallon of the ice cream.
ce cream is even more of a saving
ym carton containing 16 delicious
few hours. Flies are born in de-
caying matter and most of their |
entire life is spent in an envir- |
onment of filth. They dote on|
dirt, gloat on garbage. |
After wading around in germ-
laden dirt and getting abun-|
dantly filthy, the fly makes a di- |
rect line to the dinner table. |
He wipes his feet on the piece
of cake you are about to eat. He
walks around the cream pitcher
leaving germs willy-nilly. If he
can get on baby’s fingers and]
lips, he is happy. It is impossible
to kill all the flies. |
| We can minimize the number |
of flies in the house by the use
of sprays and screens and cov- |
ered garbage cans. The fly car-
ries disease germs. Don’t give
| ante eggs which hatch out in al him a break.
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pen. Enough people wanted it
enough |
problems from beginning to end =
| a happy ending for children and
A word of caution, too: It families.
would be too bad to see the de- |
sire for a community building |
become mired in a number of |
varied !
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what |
should be done. Action is desire-
able at this point.
opinions as to
- . |
There is aj
grade school building being |
torn down. Possibly the base- |
ment (or part of it, at least) |
with its water and sewerage fa- |
cilities can be saved. |
Mount Joy will accomplish |
much if it erects a basic build- |
ing (expandable for future |
needs) at the site of the old]
grade school. Let us shoot for |
the basic needs first, and set!
our sights on other goals for ex- |
pansion. And while we are plan-
ning a basic building, let's be-
gin dreaming a bit about the
things we would like to see add- |
ed: possibly, a library; possibly, |
Kitchen facilities; possibly rec-|
recreational facilities. ‘RALPH L. WALTERS |
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PERSONALS
A doggie roast was held Sat.
evening at Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus
Peifer’s home on Mt. Joy Street,
were Mr.
and Mrs. Chas. Peifer and chil-
dren, Mrs. Margaret Childs, Ray
Sweitzer and Grant Peifer.
The following persons visited
Atlantic City on Labor Day:
Mrs. Cyrus Peifer, Mrs. Marga-
ret Childs, Franklin Zimmer-
man and Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Peifer and children.
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Jack Bowersox, Mt. Joy, lost R2: Ira A. Hess, Mount Joy R2:
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